Uncle Vinny's Niagara Falls Therapy and Sauna

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Uncle Vinny's Niagra Falls therapy and Sauna is home to many ex-convicts and plump over-zealous housewives in need of a getaway. Uncle Vinny opened this place of healing and relaxation after his sister, Aunt Charlene, was killed when Sodium (previously Salt, one of the Four Norsemen of the Apocalypse) went over the Falls and caused a tsunami.

Currently offering Yoga, Pilates, and Aura Cleansing.