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“The humor is so great!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Uncyclopedia

Uncyclopedia is a website were people write about things.

This is a view that has sparked a substantial shift from the site's satirical aspirations, causing it to instead redirect its resources into pathetic racial slurs and endless references to Nazis. This is compounded by the need for articles that appease a "softer consensus."


When Jimmy Wales met the Uncyclopedians in 2005 his response to them was a friendly aloof manner whereby he hoped to extricate himself from their company without hurting their feelings. He commented later on that the Uncyclopedia delegation were a "Bunch of weirdos".
Main article: Ancient Uncyclopedia

The site was founded by billionaire entrepreneur and media tycoon Oscar Wilde sometime in the late nineteenth century. The early Uncyclopedia was not the impressive effort it is today. It all began when Wilde would often write puerile childish jokes on scraps of paper to his male friends to encourage more "intimate relations." The internet was, conveniently, invented in 1990s and allowed Wilde to pursue the same method through technology and thus he was able to extend his efforts globally.

Oscar Wilde's efforts were spotted by Sophia Lauren[1] whilst on vacation. After hours of debate, they decided to found an internet site that would allow for Oscar's whoring and Sophia's showcasing of talent to take place in one convenient location. Thus, in 2005, a crumby website was born and a whole new reason to live for the unemployed was broadcast to the world.

Recent History[edit]

Bond villain stock type Jimbo Wales bought the site from Oscar Wilde in 2005. This was done off the back of economic difficulties and bad press over Wilde's 'libertine lifestyle'. Wales' motivations for the purchase are not knonw, as he later commented that he personally disliked the fact he owned such a "low echelon" of the internet.[2]

In late 2006 Wales and his Wikia firm relinquished to a 20% stake in the site and allowed Oscar Wilde to be reinstated as CEO in the latter quarter of the year. Wilde was anxious for a new investor, as he found the site a "hassle," and Uncyclopedia was sold by Wilde to News Corp. for all the money in his wallet, change from a nearby vending machine, and some pocket lint, totalling $12.50. Oscar Wilde was kept as acting CEO for publicity purposes despite managerial decisions being shifted to Wikia and News Corp. stooges.

Oscar Wilde had often commented that Uncyclopedia was never "really there" but that it "just pretended" as it was on computer screens. Experts agree that this ignorance of information technology and Web 2.0 forced Wilde to sell to News Corporation. The conglomerate had no problem with the lack of quality or worthwhile content as is apparent in the quality the articles now featured. Since then there has been an ever greater emphasis on the "sizzle" rather than the "sausage" of which Wilde was always so fond of.

In 2013, the article AAAA won a Pulizter's Prize for "outstanding writing that no other writer could compare to" and will have "generations and generations falling in love with it." The article is often considered one of the greatest pieces of art of the millennia for it's mix of humor, tragedy, and fanservice.


The first ideas for Uncyclopedia were laid down by Chronarion in 2001. It was a time marked by excessive masturbation and intense depression for the young Chronarion. Like all geniuses his reward has been having the credit for achievements stolen by a tedious meme, vis-à-vis Oscar Wilde.

This site was for comedic purposes. However, people also decided to start insulting homosexuals and talking about sex and putting swear words in it and putting Oscar Wilde quotes (both real and fake) in it. Minor reasons for Uncyclopedia's existence is to insult religion and talk about Tom Cruise, Pokémon, and Harry Potter.


Uncyclopedia's founder and acting CEO Oscar Wilde, seen here in 2008 on a long term sabbatical at Paradise Inc.

The site was, for a time, famous for its clever articles, but the tedious dramas are also often cited as being a source of amusements for the users and admins. The bitter in-fighting has also been used to allay many a high school/university shooting as lonely young men flock to "compete" on humour, particularly the kind of humour they have found girls unresponsive to.

Oscar Wilde instituted a hierarchical administration in the early days of Uncyclopedia to run the site without his supervision. This evil sect would allow for bickering about the site's direction to take place in a clean and less soiled environment than the rest of the site. Entry to the so called "Cabal" for users usually depends on how vocal the current active members are and whether the more moderate voices can stand the drama of yet more "queens" coming to the fore. The Cabal system is widely criticized even by members themselves; an anonymous source has commented, "Once you’re wedged into the Cabal the only real way out is further up it."[3]

The site also has a religious structure based on Judeo-Christian beliefs, though many atavistic pagan elements have been introduced for disciplining the less intelligent. Good examples of these include Sophia, Pastafarianism, Chuck Norris and Russian Reversals, which engender loyalty despite whining and in-fighting. The official Church of Uncyclopedia was dissolved alongside many of the classic memes when Oscar Wilde began his sabbatical in 2008.

The gradual dissolution of on-site memes and nihilistic sentiment towards differing notions of humour was apparently due the Uncyclopedians in yet another stunt to boost the profile of the site. The toothless simpletons from Oscar Wilde's home sty of Dublin and elsewhere around the world strongly deny this. Since then, Uncyclopedia has become more secular.[4]

The Future for the project[edit]


“Go eat shit fuckers!”
~ on Uncyclopedia's future

The site is something of a Paradise Lost and it is hoped that it can be restored to the glorious whoring effort that Wilde envisioned while pissed out of his mind during his studies at Oxford. The site has expanded a great deal, with an excess of 29,000 articles[5] taking up server space. Some have speculated that lax attitudes have opened Uncyclopedia's future wide open to the happiness of comedy.

It has been the case that the site will continue to function on more experimental articles involving MS Paint, sex jokes, and/or swear words. Zombie Jesus famously commented in 2007 about Uncyclopedia users, "How these 'special people' find the on button on their computers let alone edit the site baffles me."

Another aspect new user can partake in is "power hunger." For the comedy wiki, this remains one of the slightly more amusing things for a spectator of the site. It can often be hilarious to hear the IRC discussions, or the forums where those skilled in debate keenly hope to persuade the existing community that one day they will "seize control" of the impoverished site and restore order.[6]


  1. The human incarnation of the Gnostic deity according to quacks.
  2. Jimbo has often commented to his henchmen, that Uncyclopedia was like the sole of his shoe: gathering page views for money and protecting his sweaty, corn-ridden feet.
  3. The source was liquidated by the Cabal as a routine precaution.
  4. and also more bitchy and annoying.
  5. Now closer to 31,000
  6. For what diabolic reason Sophia only knows.

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