Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December 15

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"Björk Björk Björk!"

December 15: International Björk Day, Hooker Appreciation Day (Canada), Small Donga Day (USA Whites only), second attempt at end of the world (End of the world cult, New Mexico (Michael Travesser))

  • 1200 BC - "Oh my god! I love those boots! Where did you get them? I have to get a pair!
  • 0 - Nothingness.
  • 1485 - The Renaissance man is created when Leonardo DaVinci gets pissed off at all those dammned deadlines set by everyone. Tell your local polymath to calm down, nobody wants another one of these things roaming the earth.