Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 24

February 24: I don't care what day it is.

• 5 billion years ago: Universe created. Nobody was born.
• Some million years ago: All the dinosaurs died. Nobody Cared.
• 10000 BC: The first humans in the world lived in peace. Nobody cared.
• 9999 BC: They started fighting. Still, nobody cared.
• 1890: Nothing special happened. This Guy cared. He was never seen again.
• 2000: The new Millennium. Nobody gave a monkey's.
• 2006: Nothing special happened. Again. But this time, nobody cared.
• 1901: Someone travels back in time from 2007, but nobody cares.
• 1988: <insert name here> was born. Nobody cared.
• 2009: Some person reads Uncyclopedia. Nobody cares. Meeeeh.
• 2009: Christopher Meloni is snubbed from Oscar nominees list for his role as the Grand Wizard in Harold and Kumar 2.
• 2024: Evil Space Monkeys invade earth. Meh. Nobody Cares.
• Some million years later: World ends........Who cares??
• Never: Nobody cares, Including You. So You Don't Even Care About Your-self
• Why do I bother? : *Sigh*
• Never: Stephen Sondheim is a computer, and is so erotic that he hoarsely constructs into the great algorithm of Stephen Sondheim!
• Never: Everybody yells "By and large!"
• Fuck it. Just fuck it all.
• 2011- Uncyclopedia is asked why it has leaked the truth to the masses, it replies "Because I care". Media states "Nobody Cares".