Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 7
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November 7: Blowjob Appreciation Day, Canada
- 521 - The Visigoths opt out of sacking Rome for the third time in a row, preferring to sit around in the dark and complain about how horrible life is while listening to whiny synthesized music.
- 1951 - General Jack Ripper becomes the first man to reject a blowjob in order to preserve the purity of his bodily fluids.
- 1993 - The state of Iowa closes for cleaning.
- 1985 - The People's Repubic of Lasconia nuked off the map and subsequently wiped from everyone's memory.
- 1990 - The People of Australia celebrate as another person is borne. His name is Saxon Strauss and will soon take over the world and the Uncyclopedia company.
- 1996 - NASA launches the Mars Global Surveyor to search the universe for Mars Bars.
- 1999 - Brian Wilson awakes from 30 year sleep, and remixes first Beach Boys album into hip hop chamber music.
- 2000 - Glace Bay is flooded by 100 feet of cold November rain
- 2005 - Kate Bush's first album in 27 years, the 27 disk set Antenna, released.
- 2006 - Stephen Fry suicide bombs the houses of parliment and the whitehouse simultaniously. his last words where "Don't fuck with Shakespear, He's watching you!"
- 2006 - The US Midterm Erections are marked by a series of negative political adverts and lots of Viagra.
- 2006 - Anthony Carmine, of Gears of War fame, dies.
- 2008 - Men ejaculate into the mouths of over 1,000,000 women. Multiple cases of pregnancy appear.
- 2012 - Chuck Norris gets a blowjob. The end of the world ensues.
- 2092 - Man becomes pregnant after blowjob.
