Uncyclopedia:Article Narrator of the Month/winners
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[edit] 2007
[edit] March
[edit] Insineratehymn (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +3
- nom and for --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/17/Stupcarp_for_sig.png/14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png 22:07, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
- For -- 02:34, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
- For --Kenvalyi 03:33, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Xylitol (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +9
- N+F his work on Protect and Survive is genius! Not to mention HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw. Very much for! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 09:27, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
- Hell yes! --El Zoof 12:08, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
- For El Zoof said it. —Braydie 18:42, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
- For. It's not really fair to the others. Xylitol is terrific!--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 19:58, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
- For. That's the man! -- herr doktor needsAcharge
[scream!] 20:00, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
- For. If you're not doing voice over work, kill yourself with a chainsaw.--http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b8/AtomDsig.png 18:49, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
- For I like this
TylenolXylitol guy already! --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 03:08, 11 March 2007 (UTC) - for, pure oration - jack mort | cun | f@h | talk
- 22:11, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair 20:37, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
[edit] April
[edit] Insineratehymn (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +7 uses of extreme sarcasm
- N+F It's starting to be a bit overdue for Insineratehymn. Does loads of good work in the audio field, including my fav - My Journeys with the GPS. Nothing like a bit article whoring while I'm at it :) ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 23:53, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
- For, because I can vote for myself. -- 21:21, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
- For because of his fantabulous job with Uncyclopedia is the worst. --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/17/Stupcarp_for_sig.png/14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png 02:09, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
- For I'll keep voting for hymn until he gets Insinerated... or something. --Kenvalyi 19:57, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
- For —Braydie 19:59, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
- For --Ilona06 02:29, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
- No Vote The creation of the Contents original recording is bad, but the rest are good. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 01:13, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
- For. The creation of the Contents original recording is good, and so are the rest. Until I learn how to convert my recordings to mp3 I'll have to go with this guy. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 14:00, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
- XMPlay + LAME --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/17/Stupcarp_for_sig.png/14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png 23:26, 30 April 2007 (UTC
[edit] May
[edit] Mordillo (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +4 strangely accented diagonatribes
- nom & for --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/17/Stupcarp_for_sig.png/14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png 19:26, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- Yes, please -- 22:49, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- for This guy rocks! He needs this award, so give it to him! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:31, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair02:57, 30 May 2007
[edit] June
[edit] The Thinker (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +6 gruff cowboys
- Nom + For. Folgers Crystals. Nuff said. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 23:33, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
- sDig OMG, this is, so, unexpected... hehe ;) --THINKER 23:41, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
- Who could listen to lines like "crispity crunchity goodness" and not say for? --THE 14:35, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
- For -- 21:58, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
- For There's no real way to describe the taste of a Folger's Crystal narration. Mmmmmm -
RAHB
02:28, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
- Comment. He also did Sergei Rachmaninoff, which I was very pleased with! --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 02:37, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
- For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 16:39, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Modusoperandi (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: 8 poorly imitated accents
- Nom + For. See: Dane Cook and Canadians. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 18:18, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
- For And don't forget about his angelic singing in "Be Gay". -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:56, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- Dig though now I'm waiting for Jackie Mason's rendition of Be Gay.. --THINKER 05:04, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- For Still reminds me of a Native American -
RAHB
06:23, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
- For I'll see your Canadians and raise you a smile. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:02, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
- Foreskin, which this dude presumably doesn't have. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 18:49, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair09:37, 30 July 2007
[edit] August
[edit] Zim ulator (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: 0
*Nom & For Because there is no other candidate and I see he has added severeal audios to UnNews--Sir Manforman
12:53, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
[edit] The Thinker (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: 3 last day nominations
- Nom + For. Hah! No rule about winning twice! --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 23:20, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
- For -- 23:23, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
- Against To ruin the whole award at the last hour. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:24, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
- For, despite the fact that it is September--Sir Manforman
00:18, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- Sure, why not TWO! -
RAHB
03:52, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
[edit] September
[edit] Todd Lyons (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: 2
- Nom &
For- he did a good job with narrarating AAAAAAAAA!--Sir Manforman
23:50, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R, I guess. Premier Tom Mayfair
- For, but only because he's terribly inactive. If he was back, I'd never even dream of voting for him. Because that's how I roll. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 01:51, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
[edit] The UnIdiot (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: 7
- Nom & For he narrarated Ode to the Monotony of Life and Walls --Sir Manforman
23:12, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
- Yez --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 23:15, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
- Self-For Cool! - UnIdiot |
| Talk | Contribs - 23:17, Sep 29
- Strong for! He did Walls & Monotony, how can he lose? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • tweetings) 23:19 Sep 29, 2007
- For! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:17, Sep 30
- For Yay! -
RAHB
17:21, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
- Seven! Yeah, that's how cool I am. No petty for for me!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:48, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
[edit] October
[edit] The UnIdiot (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: 4 Gun safety articles
- Nom & For - yes he won this last month, but he has
18several audios,which is probably more than any other Uncyclopedian, and he's the only active audio-recorder at the moment--Sir Manforman
00:01, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
- Ahem, not to brag or anything, but I have 31 audios, and I don't even want to guess how many Zim has. Check your facts next time. But then again, as Modus always say, he's quite mad. Which is completely irrelevant. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 17:29, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
- Um...
For? All 18 of those audios aren't article narrations, but a bunch are. Plus it would be funny to beat led out when I'm the one who nommed him... Let the games begin!- UnIdiot |
| Talk | Contribs - 00:27, Oct 16
That would make you technically ineligible, then. Manforman, this isn't the first time you've done this. Hell, it isn't even the second. Brush up on your reading and try not to do this ever, ever again. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 00:36, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
- Fore! Helped me with my article and has done tons of others--GopherKiller Questions? Comments?
00:51, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
- Comment- he still has more than 3 mainspace narrarations though, also if anyone is ineligible, it's TheLedBalloon, who only narrarated 1 article. Also, I thought his audios were referring to the articles he narrarated, but not all were actual narrarations--Sir Manforman
01:13, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
- I hate all you guys. -_- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:25, Oct 16
- Unidiot is okay if you "LIKE" that kind of "THING" -- • <-> 19:59, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
- For As per Cajek -
RAHB
02:38, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
- Fore As per me. -
Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate
00:02, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] TheLedBalloon (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: 4
- Nom & For - He audio'd Why?:NUKE THE WHALES! ([1]).And he also help me out with the Walls audio and some other ones. - UnIdiot |
| Talk | Contribs - 21:21, Oct 10
- Cool, self-for! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:38, Oct 10
Why Not?--Sir Manforman
22:52, 10 October 2007 (UTC)- STRONG STRONG AGAINST. You know why. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 22:28, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
- HELLS YEAH! Of course! -- • <-> 04:13, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
- Hey Hey LBJ. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 01:37, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
- how many kids did you kill today?~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 15:15, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] November
[edit] Insineratehymn (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +6
- Nom + For as per his recent audios on Ct and 4'33" --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 17:26, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
- Big yeah. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:44, Nov 17
- For. There's really no competition. Really. -- [sir] e|m|c [TALK] 02:05, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
- For - The Mr winkler is GAY audio was great-- 02:22, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
- For. I listened to the Mr Winkler audio, and I haven't been this amused since that time when I was amused. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 02:30, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
- For I can dig it. -
RAHB
06:10, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] December
[edit] NXWave (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: 5
- Nom & For per Hannah Montana, and 667:Neighbor of The Beast-- 18:19, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
- Agreed-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:28, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah, 'cause he audio'd a LedBalloon classic. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:06, Dec 1
- Sure. Stick to recordings, kid. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 06:11, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
- Comment - His Speaking Backwards audio was good, so I'm reinstaining-- 13:39, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
- For - Should have won this before. Thought he already had. - UnIdiot |
| Talk | Contribs - 00:40, Dec 14
- <s>Against - Constantly ruins the Windows Vista article with overused, old "X version of Windows is the worst Windows ever" jokes. SteveSims 19:54, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
*Comment - I'm afraid that has nothing to do with recordings-- 22:24, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
Note: for being the pathetic gobshite of the year, previous awards stripped from the so called vandal nicknamed NXWave by ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 14:41, 15 March 2008 (UTC).
[edit] 2008
[edit] January
[edit] RAHB (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +8 soggy chips and broken hearts
- N+F. his work on I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation is sheer brilliance. The most annoying thing is that he doesn't need to work on that, he just sounds that way, that fucker. ~ Mordillo 08:33, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah I know, I'm such a bastard. -
RAHB
08:49, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
- Dig a master orator. His audio skills aint half bad either. --THINKER 21:01, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
Does not suck at audios. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:30, Jan 7
- For - I LOL'd at his I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation audio-- 22:31, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
- Fore! Potato! Chips! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- Comment Well, I have speakers, AND audio recording software now, so I assume I'll be doing quite a few more of these now. -
RAHB
07:25, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
- FOR This is the guy that got me into doing audios! - UnIdiot | Talk? | Theme - 03:04, Jan 16
- For - Help I'm a rock. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 22:33, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
[edit] March
[edit] Ljlego (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: Ljsexgo
- N'n'F - I abhor long lists of people's accomplishments on voting pages. I mean, if you don't know what Lj's done in the field of narration, how will me listing all the many, wonderful, audios change that? Sure, you'll vote for him, but, in the long run, isn't that what awards are for? Confusing nominations peach crumble? Good audios seagull cream cheese. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 03:00, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- I agree with every word of whatever it is that ZB said. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:07, Mar 5
- FUCKING FOR. also FU ZB. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:02, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, sure. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 03:31, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
- For. For the priceless comedy value of his British accent on Gordon Ramsay, primarily. (Although his others are good too. And my various attempts at US accents are far, far worse, but thankfully, I'll never do audio, so you'll never find out how appalling they are). Anyway, to sum up: Lj rocks. Damn his talented eyes. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:29, Mar 17
- For -
RAHB
03:29, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
F☭R Premier Tom Mayfair
[edit] May
[edit] RAHB (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: 6
- NF Give it to him again, please. Per this one. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:07, May 2
- Well, okay But only because you said please. -
RAHB
04:24, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
- For. You kids these days and your audio. Back in my day, we'd just sit an stare at the labels on records. Only the rich kids could afford to play them. But we were happy, damnit! Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 19:50, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
- Also, the audio for Star Wars (Japanese Opera) raises the bar, but I'm not going to hold that against him. Mostly. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 07:59, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
- For - UnIdiot |
| Talk | Contribs - 13:59, May 9
- Absolutely Yeah Mightydandylion
(talk) Fk 17:03, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
- For I've been saving my vote, biding my time, weighing the options, and I decided to go eeeehhhhh, I'll go with this one. • <13:04, 25 May 2008>
[edit] 2009
[edit] June
[edit] Zana Dark (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: 11
- Nom 'n' For. For the great job she did on Bad Directions. "Drain the main vein" indeed. • • • Necropaxx (T) 02:12, Jun 4
- For I liked "Poop shoot" myself --
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My Talk : My Awards 03:40, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
For. because I thought no one would like it. – http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/f2/FuhQ.gif http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/8/84/ZDsig.gif ...·º•ø®@» 20:00, 6 June 2009
For. She did a great job on the Tide article (while admittedly having outstanding material to work with!). --Clemens177 23:01, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
Yup. 23:11, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
- You can drain my main vein anytime you want, baby. - T.L.B.
WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:25, Jun 7
- For. I'm still kind of shocked that there is someone one the internet who sounds like a girl, but Zana's audios are pretty good anyway. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 03:35, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
For. Performance art Zana. Like the voices as well. You might be setting a high standard here ! --RomArtus (talk). 20:08, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
- Fuck. I didn't want to vote for Zana, but the options seem pretty limited. Actually, that's a lie. I didn't want to vote at all or was even aware of this award until today. In any case, for whoeveritis I'm voting for. -OptyC Sucks!
CUN20:11, 11 Jun
For.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:30, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
For. Seems not many choices here.. Anyway, good narrating. Can I still vote, It's the first of July. Where's the guy who did stephen hawking ran over my cat though. Did he get this award too? --Iateyourgranny 22:43, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Bless.—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 21:30, 2 July 2009 (UTC)