Uncyclopedia:Best of/2005

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Here you will find a list of the very best Uncyclopedia had to offer from 2005. Below are articles that were featured on the front page, during the golden year of 2005.

You may also wish to see the voting page for more articles.

You may also want to check out the Top 10 articles of 2005, 2006, 2007, and 2008.

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German grammar (3 December) Gibberish (13 November) God (18 April) Greatest Inventions (30 June) I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle (28 December) IKEA (10 April) IPod yocto (12 December) Idiotic Table of the Elements (2 June) Incompleteness Theorem (26 July) Ipod Nano 200gb Instructions (29 September) Ireland (23 March) J.D. Salinger (26 November) Japan (25 April) John Seigenthaler Sr. (21 December) KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand (4 June) Keira Knightley In A White Corset And Kate Beckinsale In A Black One (22 November) Kitten Huffing (23 March) Kitten hurling battle (8 May) Kool Aid (13 July) Lies (26 April) List of weapons that don't exist, but should (31 August) Livejournal (11 April) Lord Byron (20 June) MC Hammer (14 April) Mediocre Britain (27 March) Missing milk (2 October) Mordor (30 March) Much Ado About Yokels (2 November) National Try To Assassinate The President Day (22 April) Newmath (17 October) Niggers (19 November) North Korea (24 December) Nostradamus (10 May) Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies (6 June) Orange construction barrels (7 October) Peer (23 October) Philip Glass (9 November) Phonics (16 May) Poland (16 December)

Pong! the Movie (20 April) Poop Cuisine (14 December) Pot v. Kettle (24 March) Quantum Economics (20 September) RTFM (28 March) Raccoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape (14 August) Random humor (4 September) Red Shirts (10 December) Redundancy (11 October) Robot (7 April) Romania (27 June) Scotland (4 April) Senator (5 April) Seven Deadly Sins (26 March) Spanish Inquisition (TV show) (29 March) St. Peter's Basilica (2 May) Stereotype Reassignment Surgery (11 August) Styrofoam (27 October) Table of Contents (5 May) Teletubbies (12 May) Terri Schiavo (20 August) The Flintstones (17 August) The GI Joe-Transformers War (25 October) The Most Quotable Smackdown of All Time (15 November) The Oldest Trick in the Book (27 May) The artist formerly known as God (30 December) UnNews:New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones (19 December) UnPoetia:The Night After Christmas (26 December) Uncyclopedia Brown (17 November) University of California (16 July) Vitamin (24 April) WMD (Donuts) (10 July) War on Terra (8 August) Wikipedia (9 September) Wikipedia/old (9 September) World War I (video game) (6 September) X Window System (23 September) You have two cows (9 June) Zombies (13 October)