Uncyclopedia:Best of/2007

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Here you will find a list of the very best Uncyclopedia had to offer from 2007. Below are articles that were featured on the front page, during the golden year of 2006.

You may also wish to see the voting page for more articles.

You may also want to check out the Top 10 articles of 2005, 2006, 2007, and 2008.

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