Uncyclopedia:Business/Goa Tse Temple and Store
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The Goa Tse Temple was built by two members of the Goa Tse Clan in 1337 AD. In 1484 AD, the Goa Tse Store was open, where the Goa Tse Clan sell some supplies and food to passers-by, locals and tourists. To request an order, ask at the talk page. The Goa Tse Temple is also a stock exchange. Here is where to go if you want to buy shares. To buy something, ask for it on the talk page and it will eventually be delivered. If you want a job, request it on the talk page. After you buy something, you can just put it on your userpage for something to eat for admins and whatnot. The Goa Tse Temple and Store is founded, operated and funded by the Great Temple of Goa Tse in Q'ake Tu, Giratinaton, with this investment. Here is our bank account from the Central Bank of Uncyclopedia.
Members of the Goa Tse Clan or similar usergroup can receive a 50% discount on purchases. Members of Der Unwehr can receive a 10% discount on purchases.
Shares are updated every Saturday. Supplies and food are restocked every two weeks.
WE SELL EVERYTHING AT RIDICULOUSLY LOW PRICES LIKE WAL-MART!
(PLEASE NOTE: Prices are quoted in Wildes and U.S. dollars. Sorry, Valjuta cannot be accepted.)
Fruits, Vegetables and Meat
Microwavable Food and Fuck Goods
Clothes and Books
Video Games and Appliances
Nintendo Entertainment System: $65 (☺$650,000)
Sonic Riders (15th Anniversary Edition) for Playstation 2: $40 (☺$400,000)
Pokémon Platinum Version: $20 (☺$200,000)
Vehicles (Giratinaton Loyola Dealership- Official Loyola Dealership)
Goa Tse Clan Signups
Join the Goa Tse Clan NOW! Memebers get a 75% discount!