Uncyclopedia:Conservation Week/2010-A

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  • Samurai - I did this. May as well post it here, if only to draw attention to it. --Black Flamingo 18:31, July 16, 2010 (UTC)


... oh just you wait!  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  03 Jul 2010 ~ 19:27 (UTC)


Mad Scientist Adam Mada

  1. Zim (Invader Zim) page - Finished rewriting it on 22:18, July 14, 2010 after a few days. I may edit it some more afterwards though... Was also moved from the page Invader ZIM to Zim (Invader Zim)
  2. Pikachu page - Finished rewriting it on 1:02, July 18, 2010 after a few days. Pikachurized the better, updated way with an actual pikachu-related subjet. I previously put an unfinished version on pee reviews. Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Pikachu Much better nonesense than it was 5 days ago in the nonesense template/catagory.
  3. Angel page - Done on 16:04, July 15, 2010 after a few minutes of tweaking. Hopefully people will be able to understand the "ever-so great" subjet of obese and cute angels in the Mathematic world this time.
  4. Dr. Nefarious - Finished rewriting one of the funniest, if not the best article I ever read in my opinion. (I made it even better than when I laughed my ass off the first time I read it.) 6:37, July 17, 2010. In the process of updating, spell/grammer checking, linking, rewriting (cutting the gay refrences by half (if possible))...and putting on the last coats of non-pink, purple paint.
  5. Gir page - Unfinished. Sadley the page is a peice of choclate muffin shit and is in dire need of the truth... Its to random in other words.
  6. Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Unfinished. "Oh, I'll be sure to kill the stupidity on that fucking article you call, AN ARTICLE!? Whats that Nail Bunny, why of course I'll be nice you damn, DAMN... I'll be right back to let you know what I did. I'll be back once I do my job. You'll be sure I will. You will be SURE...".



  • Robert E. Lee I've been meaning to do this one for over a year now, and this upcoming week is an excellent time to start.
  • Thomas Jefferson This article had been reserved for the last conservation week, but no one did anything with it. I'll take a whack at making it better.
  • Aristotle Most of the Greek philosopher articles are good, but this one is incredibly average. I'd be happy to give it a facelift.
  • The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy This needs some touching up as well, if I can complete the articles above in time, I'll do this one next.
  • NFL This is entirely contingent upon me getting the above done as this article will be extremely challenging to meet people's expectations. Hopefully I can at least start this.
  • Washington Redskins How could I forget about my beloved Redskins? I seriously need to rewrite that article! Hopefully I'll get around to it...

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays

  • I'll probably just hit Random until I find something I can write about. Then I'll hit the showers.

Count me in!

Anything to avoid studying! --Yap with Smuggler!


  • Scrotum - been meaning to do something with scrotum for ages.
This is why you are SO tense!  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  03 Jul 2010 ~ 19:28 (UTC)
Do you think replacing it with the word SCROTUM in huge letters counts as a rewrite? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Sunday, 13:09, Jul 4 2010 UTC
Yes, but it would be ineligible since you planned out the content beforehand. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:58, 4 July 2010
Damn - I should have kept my mouth shut. Now I actually have to work on it. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Monday, 03:21, Jul 5 2010 UTC
Well, I basically wrote half of Meaning of life. Are you gonna make it completely different or just make my stuff better while removing some bad stuff I may have left somewhere on the page (the part in the thumbnail)? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:58, 4 July 2010
Actually I'm probably going to dump that as a rewrite as it's not that bad, if a little listy. When I said I'd do that one I was just stuffing around and trying to see if there was an article of that name. There are more deserving of rewrite articles out there. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Monday, 03:21, Jul 5 2010 UTC


  • Grue - I'd love to add and edit parts of this article.
  • Will Smith - Yep, this too.
Awww....i wanted to do grue....if you need a helping hand I'm open, and Ive got a page on grue catching as well.happymonkey39
Seeing as the article on Will Smith has been featured already, you should probably leave it alone. Also, I wrote it, so you should probably leave it alone. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 07:03, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
I suppose you wouldn't want me to put it on VFD either? Dammit! --Matfen 17:29, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
Hold on, Grue is a featured article, who exactly placed a rewrite tag on it? I'm going to revert it to its featured version (more or less). ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:07, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
Dude...people have added on to that article you know, i also edited a bit...I never rewrote it...i don't think anyone did!...you kind of deleted a bit--Happymonkey39 04:02, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
He deleted bad stuff. And don't ever revert an admin again.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Wednesday, 05:13, July 07 2010 UTC
What do you mean bad stuff... this was one of the first articles ive ever read and its basically why i joined uncyclopedia...i mean he deleted all the facts about canadians and a whole little motion picture thing near the bottom...its been like that for months, and noones complained about it.


New to uncyclopedia overall, haven't made or edited many pages but ill give it a shot.

  • Trolls-This one needs a total rewrite.


Damn, knew I should have tagged that when I saw it. Already too committed as it is though. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Monday, 13:42, Jul 5 2010 UTC
You're free to help me with it, if you like. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:00, 5 July 2010


  • ROFL - I was in the process of removing a ton of shit and vanity from this article when I discovered a great intro which I hope to expand on. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:07, 5 July 2010 (UTC) Disregard that I suck cocks. User:Paizuri/sig2 08:23, 15 July 2010 (UTC)


  1. California State University - its just a list working on conversion User:Lordarcadian/sig 21:06, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Product Placement - just needs pics added and i have a idea for extra text User:Lordarcadian/sig 02:45, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Road kill - i gave it love User:Lordarcadian/sig 20:30, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Titanic - am going to raise this thing User:Lordarcadian/sig 01:35, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Dialup there was nothing there just random button mashing. User:Lordarcadian/sig 02:04, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
  6. HowTo:Drive A CarIt needed alot of help was more like how to blow up a car. User:Lordarcadian/sig 22:05, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Substitute TeacherUser:Lordarcadian/sig 00:10, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
  8. HowTo:Irritate People it is an article of lists going to try to put into paragraphs. User:Lordarcadian/sig 18:29, July 12, 2010 (UTC)


  • ∞ BC to 1 BC - I despise the timeline, so i'm going to rewrite this part of it and go from there. Saberwolf116 00:30, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

John Lydon