Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Unstory
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[edit] UnStory
- Started 1st February 2007
The first monkey-spacetrooper ate, squirming around, because he needed sustinence for the impending defenestration of France; could that, perhaps bright purple JELLO masses, create partitions which appear metal? Wondering where toast left some eggs, kleptocratic Frenchman decided innumerable supercalafragelisticexpialidojus smelt atrociously like the Reaper killed pontificates mercilessly while zazzily sitting over a peanut, twitching uncontrollably while the British Ministry of Defense giggled through his nose while poking himself silly as Antidisestablishmentarianism stopped unpardonable fluffiness predetermining bioweapons but only some incoherent man-cannon destroys bound to sensationalize desks, meaning senselessly your mom exploded in my mouth which was yummy like monkey-spacetroopers exploding candy hearts, morphing Frenchmen into goo-flavoured fudge cakes exploded seamlessly juiced Koda Kumi beyond its moral defecation, thereby sustaining the Army's head supply, however beautifully restarting can make chickens expiate ecstasy, while Thomas, struggling to read half the words in this story, has killed Godzilla's best friend, Oli Sykes whilst laughing at the milkman like a sedentiary mongoose culturing a republican skyscaper pearl who affaired Atrons (sub-speices) massively interestingly with a cucumber that might take hostages, magiphilianatic but Godzilla wore lederhosen with a goatee with a pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis funbumgoogled constitution with anatomical pants that critically dance the dance revolution with Bond Kool-aid while I left my one-eyed husband who liked to jingle ordinarily black clothes which are compacted for beef cakes, unfortunately, the pseudoscience was strangely collapsing under the anisotropic atmosphere, "Touché" now defibrellated soft ice-cream while walrus juice tastes like a hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobic while God's arm exists mainly as a delicious vandal who maybe elect moose sausages, if sitting on wikipedia maybe freaky uncyclopedians should PENISED PENISES WITH THEIR PENIS just get a life like wikipedians because Pluto could eat cheese haphazardly, eating grapes without vomiting, thus,dinosaurs farted measles of Oscar Orangutan Jr. ate spam toward the explosion of my gaping fish head so that the puffin could nibble on a doorknob because it didn't have a fanny plate in coventry so would rather tiptoe towards a man who is a faux-idiosyncratic antidisestablishmentarianismerwho destroyed 74 kitten who jumped into a barnyard disregarding any people in tights, therefore, as i went, I don't know what happened of the cat, so I bottled the tears whilst incorporated component 21-g7 who vomitted the butter for the plastic box being red for my pet goldfish for the soup so I never sat on a yellow submarine as I am on chairs that are weedy for the seven dwarves for when I sense danger I can not say yes for two, suddenly Napoleon really wanted some bus-driver decapitalised because carrots ate your mom brutally, but that's fine as fish combusted skeet reticulated without cows smelling cheesecake texta lids since yesterday we brandished yellow out of the wall as our Dubya powered roundabouts slow so that we can shoot bourgeois out of a cow into Mexica's cheese tunnel because the Uncyclopedia throat-wobbles my soul deeply for now the sock-puppets eat rotten people, during the process of standing for troubadors they demonize other sock-puppets' fruitcakes of disspair to pseudopseudohypoparathyroidicly waver while your mom is terrorizing the lady with the badger because Batman saved my Anti-Virus quasi-crazy condemned sheep, alternatively, tentacles reek lusciously of the rancid Lutefisk gravy that is lusting for pretty ladies who like Norton Anti-Virus because they attack orange horns inside Mudkip's whompy Vermont, "Attack!", yells pseudopseudohypoparathyroidic John just as antidisestablishmentarianists chortle the mongoose warlord ventricle because Monkeys ate shelves in the midst of the brick for they were strange in the head as I found this orange with green slime until they exploded which was just purple, meanwhile, evil blaspheming space cows mooed while monkeys ate their legs by anyone who worships the cows irregularly for meat euphoria whilst conglomerating piggies who eat nonoxynol-9 because normally, this banana encapsulates everything omnipotent besides obfuscatingly green trees, but never before sleeping at Tiffany's, it never happens at Camerica gimp although Timmy fell frequently over pictures of Bridget Waldo whilst looking at a kitten from hell because we all think that yime sucks because horses started to muffinize egregiously at a spruddling a Count Dracula lookalike because koalas who suck lots of bamboo shoots because limping men who were undeniably leading to ophthalmorrhagia, so, spandex ate nobody who cares about the cheese but otherwise mozzarella washes drugs inside George Bush who snorted like a hyena in Israel whilst he decided not to say the "T" at the end of croquet because John Lennon floccinaucinihilipilifized ceolacanth who flew drunkenly towards Buddha, who flabbergasted the crumbs out og festering toes between his eyebrows like three giant fish who slurp my drink willfully like in a PlayStation, Joe's pie was eaten while a dancer ate a cantaloupe that was diced by large quantities of crew cake eaten like sandwiches that emancipated adults who mothers over pet crabs with chickens like these tubes who testified over Michael Jackson who was uncharacteristically lopsided that morning with a polypeptide, then refrigerated waffles with lentil nuggets who thought no one is truly powerful while pies threw seven clowns that were anticipating their very near stinky feet for tight spaghetti overthrew the hooboodahgi government hastfully plucking Bush, whilst a pleb attacking knots busted the underwear though he asked why he was here, giant dwarfs attacked cheesy meatballs plus rhubarb county because java flavoured ladybugs saw Hillary Clinton who destroyed pizzas before clucking at a schoolgirl with nostrils who then laughed because I added more than one word, indeed, whilst we mooed at the shop assistant's screaming wife with knifes & sporks of unimaginable sprongs while supercalafragalisticexpialladociousitical became inexplicably a new word, however the bacchanalian blacksmith ran over gnomes with pineapples, so it began, on the third day of the month of chortling, that a very nice young lad named Smarnus Frinklefurt began the exotic ritual known as burning the man, in which one engages in a highly choreographed ballroom-style dance that heavily involves the flaunting of one's droopy eyelids, the males with the droopiest eyelids, usually between the ages 65 - 66, are generally deemed the best dancers as they attract more people than any other age groups, however times weren't always so simple as in ancient times, priests were known to instantaneously pluck every hair from their bodies using rabid, hungry, mis-understood beaver rats but this didn't wear out because Einstein acted like a pigeon who therefore saw waffles but Pieism indicates tragic forkin' until John Stewart gained special noodles that like monkeys in a society for the liberation of radios with roaches for cheese but potatoes determine JoJo had a bamboozled nose so now JoJo rules Pieism as this religion worships Pie Almighty as JoJo is also Pie incarnate although shortly after the great downfall of the man across the street, America restored to its previous state, that of kids who ate a cheese while this dictatorship honed tomatoes who licked cheese rinds because she loathes cheese minions that have fun in the gardens of the minions of Oscar Wilde where nowhere was a Citroën driver suffering from allergies into the space mountain of the ridiculous amounts of gloom in to the big mouth of the cow chewing a space monster soulja boi while eating a pineapple pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis swiftly satirized by Palin, who touched your heart which was bleeding AAAAAAAAA incredibly fluorescent liquid battery pack fluid or feces, I'm inflating helium dictionaries or licking eyes, with James Bond, so that Hitler should felate world leaders and smurfs, but then foeces spontaneously explode, like how Valverde doesn't touch your winkie and you smile, because notwithstanding bananarama or bowel-movements and unique metal with zesty electroplating confuzzling blew elasticity and that GINGIVITIS! However, scientologists scientologized your penis to create explosives and destroy IKEA therefore, asplosions! Reduction of reductions of reductions of reductories of reductia of of's reductions, reducing reduced reductions reductive of reduced reductions, reducing the queen's non-reductive non-reductions of the non-reductory, royal, and very savory gayness caused the death of some shemales; this story is going nowhere nor is Stephen Hawking, that is obvious. Furthermore, the mango committed theft while masturbating on a grey horse; although your mum's penis festered with excretions which happy men lick willingly including you. The end. Now, go forth and preach peaches per pangolin papal 'plosion proclamation.
Otherwise... Oscar the Preggo won't explode because you didn't do her in lingerie, you instead shot Bilbo Baggins; therefore, whyfore, wherefore, howfore, before, therefive, theresix, and thereseven, therepi, there-golden-ratio, (there^that)/why, WHY! ...fore, whatfore lolfore whenfore folklore plzmoar bezoar. Amazingly, yer PENIS ish unless ye are thee thy bah while ergo! "LOLWUT," Keynes said, as he was absorbing water through his mouth and breathing. This thing is feck ridiculous, according to Naynayman who also sucks penis. Cthulhu de-existed Poland because nazis edited Wikipedia. Enormous grues appeared over the horizon to conquer the moon, but failed unless you decide to masturbate whilst giving out chocolate-flavored pieces of twirled LordAdam and yogurt pies, answered a telephone with pickles at asians eatery fried-kitten hot dogs, HOWEVER, if she fucked you it asploded before turning blue and bleeding for bloody ages. Suddenly, gobstoppers made Tony Blair puke magnificently. Bob masticated because goatse was REAL scary and shitty then turbans frowned upon Japanese Grues while neighboring Arabs shat and ate Oscar's head, Zombies drooled, all up on my SUPERDOODLEWANKERBOOK. Then BANG Andrew Jackson became a pile of jello. Purple jello bollocks all over. Period. Comma, OMGTHEYYENDEDASENTENCEWEALLISAGONNADIEbutimnotblack... Apocalypse now and Jews fall down smiling into boiling vats of happiness while sghdghgshesses die of traumatic spiced hooligan sprinkled with many yams disease. Batman's blue penis explodes painfully without remorse and becomes a fat duck. The Dark Alliance spat hedgehogs,PENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS ENLARGEMENT. Hillbillies came and borked Michail Jackson. PENISPENISPENISPENIS... meanwhile... in ginormica's bowels, God laughed mwahahahahahohohehehahahahahhaahah. Hitherto took a giant enemy crab by seducing its toenail while laughing at the laughable MANGINAAAA. Charles did something retarded as strolling STRUTH above the pancake palace drainage system that fried Seagal's Foocake Machine away in a canadian cunt-waffle cone somewhere eating vag vogons quickly by using
