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Contents 1 March 1.1 Todd_Lyons (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 2 April 2.1 Bradaphraser (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 3 May 3.1 Olipro (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 4 June 4.1 Zim_ulator (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5 July 5.1 Rangeley (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 6 August 6.1 Zim_ulator (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 7 September 7.1 Severian (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 7.2 Hinoa4 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 7.3 Olipro (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 8 October 8.1 Ununbilium (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 9 November 9.1 flyingfeline (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 10 December 10.1 Braydie (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 11 January 11.1 Gustavo Chapman 3rd of Normandy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 11.2 Todd Lyons (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 12 February 12.1 Gustavo Chapman 3rd of Normandy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 12.2 Mordillo (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 13 March 13.1 Kenvalyi (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 14 April 14.1 Contestant (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 15 May 15.1 Weebils (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 15.2 Composure1 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 16 June 16.1 Zombiebaron (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 17 July 17.1 RAHB (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 17.2 NXWave (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 18 September 18.1 RAHB (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 18.2 TheLedBalloon (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 19 October 19.1 The UnIdiot (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 20 June 20.1 Modusoperandi (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 21 2009 21.1 February 21.1.1 Mordillo (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 21.2 May 21.2.1 Todd Lyons (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 21.3 June 21.4 Zana Dark (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

[edit] March

[edit] Todd_Lyons (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• It HAS to be the ToddMeister......Nominate and For -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• Enthusiastic for. I mean, comon, people. He came up with the idea AND was the best announcer. Heck, you should name the award after HIM.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 03:18, 28 March 2006 (UTC)

Comment: Don't go mad Brad.... :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

ComMentAre yoU IMplyiNg I'm Not theRe alreaDY?--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 23:40, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

• For.--Winston 16:57, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
• For ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 21:01, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
• For Good old Todd...--Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 23:05, 30 March 2006 (UTC)
• For ---Rev. Isra (talk) 03:25, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
• For - David Gerard 13:31, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
• Todd for the win! —Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:08, 8 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] April

[edit] Bradaphraser (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nomination Many good recordings. Done in a good dead pan delivery. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 22:32, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
• For - seeing as his AAAAAAA AAA AAAAA! audio file nearly made me do a little wee, how could I say no --Olipro (Harass) 23:40, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
• For. Consistently good work. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 19:01, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
• For. BTW: I love you guys.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 02:05, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Judging by the lack of opponents, and high For-votage, I would say its safe to say we love you too Brad. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 21:57, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
• For Pure Genious--Private First Class Nappoleon V ^{Talk Decorations} 02:46, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
• For. Brad has THE newscaster voice... and what it lacks is made up for in smoothness and cohersion.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:50, 3 April 2006 (PDT)
• For, obviously. It couldn't really be anyone else (and not just because nobody else has been nominated). • Spang • ☃ • talk • 23:01, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
• For -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 13:38, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
• FOR IN BOLD CAPS. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 12:43, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
• FOR no real reason!--Alia kenobi 01:18, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
• Against Just to be an asshole. --Spin 00:24, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
• For He's definitely awesome; great reading style. --Composure1 03:44, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] May

[edit] Olipro (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and For - Mr. O. O'Reilly is quite the newscaster. He's read ungodly amounts of the UnNews articles, and set up the Podcast of Ultimate Pain and Suffering Radio Free Pub-lunch. That, and if we don't get the ball rolling soon, there won't be a winner for May. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 03:41, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
• For. Holy crap, you're right!--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 04:18, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
• For all the latest news -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 12:25, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
• For. If not only for this.--Hindleyite | PL | CUN | Converse 11:45, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
• For, definately putting out great recordings. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 15:31, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
• Vote --ZB 16:23, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
• Comment. I only found out about this yesterday; I almost feel loved :P, cheers guys! --Olipro Anchor (Harass) 11:29, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
• For how long has he been deserving this? --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 08:04, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
• For, zhang! --HP talk 00:35, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

[edit] June

[edit] Zim_ulator (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and For - well, there's not really anyone else to vote for at the very least and he's been writing and turning out newscasts like a crazy foo' on crack, so I think he's highly suitable! --Olipro Anchor (Harass) 16:40, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
• Yes....punches fist in the air. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 17:44, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
• Yes....punches outstreched hand into the air. --ZB 22:00, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
• Yes (punches the horns into the air) Though, I would like to see a bit of consistency on how he opens and closes the newscast. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 22:02, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. This award has been highly competitive up to this point, and I see no reason to change that glorious history now...--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 01:20, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
• For, rivoting, should've had Katie Curic's job --HP talk 04:20, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
• Yay! --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 15:54, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
• Fore! Igor, grab me my voting staff. I deem you worthy! Pshazap! ___ Sliferjam 16:17, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. Almost every UnNews article I've ever seen has been recorded, or is being record, by Zim. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 16:24, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
• For Does a lot of recording, and is really good at it too! -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 23:24, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] July

[edit] Rangeley (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nomination and For. We're running out of candidates for this, aren't we? Anyway, he's read a few articles, and he's done them better than I have. Therefore, up you go on the cutting board! —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 06:42, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. Just evening up this tight race... -- Sir Cornbread The Great  [SHOUT] [MUN] ~RAP~ [GET IT FEATURED!] 05:27, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
• Definately For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 13:05, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
• For, because every vote counts.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 14:00, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
• for because every count votes. signed, Count rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 00:31, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] August

[edit] Zim_ulator (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nomination and For. He has really kept it updated nicely with quality recordings, and should be recognized for his not slacking offiness even as others appear to. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 22:24, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
• Conditional For As long as no one else is nominate I will vote for him. He deserves it, and I don't want to go off and find someone else who deserves it too. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 13:07, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
• For and Comment. You couldnt anyway. He's the only one that does it. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 22:21, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
• For Hell, I think the man might be Emmanuel Goldstein himself! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI² AnotM VFH +S 19:54, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Good form & Good show. --Premier Tom Mayfair^Talk_F@H 03:35, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
• For...Zim really is Tom Brokaw in real life...what a slacker --HP talk 18:14, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
• For because he adds some of the best accents out there. -- [sir] e|m|c ^[TALK] 04:20, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
• For He might be the only one to have actually read all of my articles. --Composure1 02:27, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. But, Uncyclopedia awarding someone for not being lazy?!? *Head Explodes*

he he he ... forgot to sign my vote ... --Donut Buy One!|F@H|MUN|NS|Please Help Me|. 00:55, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

• For Is there anyone else that could even run? He recorded my articles in record time, too! My Hero. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 17:21, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
• Auto-For Whenever he is nominated, now or in the future, unless I state otherwise. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:24, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
• For - not only is this deserved, but also good to see people winning awards more than once, for a change. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 17:46, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
• Against. HEY, LOOK EVERYONE, I'M BEING DIFFERENT! (is shot) Seriously, though, you've already won once. The only reason I'm not nominating anyone else is because the competion either sounds vaguely like Homestar Runner, only did one way back in the day, or is stuck on dialup (and is me, besides—I can't self-nom). Don't take it personally; I still think you're a heckuva reporter.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN ▋  17:45, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. The henchman is good. Too good... --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 11:11, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For again. -- Hindleyite 11:13, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] September

[edit] Severian (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and For because we're running out of time. —Hinoa talk.kun 20:35, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
• For Sure why not? This is bad ass;-) as a matter of fact.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 21:40, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
• JA -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI² AnotM VFH +S 21:43, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
• For I could have sworn that it was all true. Good show! Premier Tom Mayfair 12:42, 22 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Hinoa4 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Just for a bit of competition this month, I'm breaking the rules and nomming myself. Hey, I did some of these, too! Please don't kill me, though. Nom, but not for. —Hinoa talk.kun 20:35, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

• For Meh, sure. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 23:17, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Olipro (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and For doing all the hard work to get our podcast working properly and listed with Apples directory. Now that's spreading misinformation. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:00, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
• For the underdog. -- Hindleyite 15:50, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
• Yeah. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 04:22, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] October

[edit] Ununbilium (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nomination & For Premier Tom Mayfair 10:55, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
• For! Ah the wonders of a democracy, still prefer communism though... NeoZidane CUNT Headbutt extraordinaire

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• For Actually, I've never heard his audios, but after the whole sand nippers incident (you know what I'm talking about), i've been trying to be nice to all Middle-Easterners. I'm not racist!! --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:19, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. Aaaaaaaagh, I'm so jealous. *has temper tantrum* :) --Flyingfeline 21:26, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
• For his beautiful treatment of a few things I've worked on. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 22:02, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
• I was planning to nom FF (being both a girl AND having a beautiful english accent) but after hearing the Korean piece, my eyes still water. At the moment I'm listening to the tour in Baghdad and I have no doubt left. ALLAH U AKBAR! and FOR.-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI² AnotM VFH +S 22:30, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
• For because the BBC and all things UK News wise are cooler than US.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 17:11, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

for excellence in spreading misinformation by way of seductive, above average quality (well, this is UnNews, so breathing is above average, so no great compliment), and hilarious audio work. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 14:07, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

• For Absolutely top notch... we're really raising the bar here folks, I can taste that World Domination already --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 23:18, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
• FOR - think FF has done a lot this month, but no one nommed her, so Zizou gets my vote unhindered. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 20:19, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] November

[edit] flyingfeline (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nomination & For Premier Tom Mayfair 22:23, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
• Meow ZING!-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 23:53, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
• Bout Time. Except for the obvious posh accent, what I really like is the nice little punchlines she always adds in the end....-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI² AnotM VFH +S 10:40, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
• Pour. No, not 'poor' you noob, its french for For, so be quiet, and vote for ff too, she rules... lawl NeoZidane CUNT Headbutt extraordinaire

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• For She actually could be an actual radio broadcaster on the actual radio. I'm gonna make a mixtape out of her unnews audio and send it to BBC2 - jack mort | cun | f@h | talk - 20:39, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
• For. I am sure her competitors deserve that award (nearly) as much as she does, but flyingfeline just rules. --Gnome http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/6/61/Icons-balloon.pnghttp://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/6/69/Icons-bomb.png …MUN F@H 00:12, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
• For - Just great with the accents. --—Braydie 23:23, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
• For I'm basing this vote purly on the fact that FF was the last user to upload an UnNewsAudio. Good job :) --Sir Zombiebaron 03:21, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
• Flying For. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 17:56, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
• For the win! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 15:45, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
• Yes indeed. ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:49, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
• For, cause everyone else voted for her. --Sir Zombiebaron 00:53, 29 November 2006 (UTC) Yes, but they voted once, unlike you.  :) ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 11:46, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
• For, per Zombiebaron.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 01:11, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
• For because, come on, it's flyingfeline... --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:24, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] December

[edit] Braydie (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom & For Did a whole lot of UnNews in a real short time and they are actually good. Premier Tom Mayfair 03:32, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
• Against Don't know where the comment has went but yes I really think he should be getting a foolitzer prize, not an EG, besides, a foolitzer gets you a higher rank anyway. So erm I know there are some audios but they were just read out, I mean there still is a big part of the month to go so you know, can you pull this nom out or something?

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk (ill work on this ridiculous sig when school is out)

• Comment Famine will really like that sig... Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 14:39, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

I agree, all I do is read them out, nothing special. As FF said, the reason is a Foolitzer reason. --—Braydie 15:41, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

• For. POIUYTREWQ!!! --GOSHZILLaDISGUSTING UNFUNNY NONSENSE 16:44, 10 December 2006 (UTC) (Vote changed. GOSHZILLaDISGUSTING UNFUNNY NONSENSE 04:25, 17 December 2006 (UTC))
• For Loved the audio for UnNews:Orange you glad I didn't say banana. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:35, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
• For He is fantastically shiny and has two left feet. --Sir Zombiebaron 17:38, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
• For he's a jolly good fellow.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 02:28, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
• For. ^Nice Brad, nice.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:25, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
• For. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 17:02, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] January

[edit] Gustavo Chapman 3rd of Normandy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and For Great audio, great name. What's not to like? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:53, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Todd Lyons (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom4. The most recent batch were all excellent. Hear:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 .--207.44.156.107 15:34, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

Comment - Actually, skip #1, unless you happen to be PantsMacKenzie. :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 14:22, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

• PHORE I am a fan of DJ Lionz and his work --Jobot37 10:15, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
• Comment - Hasn't Todd already won this? --AAA! (AAAA) 08:17, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

Comment - Yeah, but then so did Zim. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 17:00, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

• For, There is no limit to how many times someone can win an award. Premier Tom Mayfair 20:52, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
• For, because (a) I did work hard on my recent UnNews output, (b) Zim says I rock, and (c) I'm getting hosed on the UotY and WotY awards, and need something to console my grief.  :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 01:49, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
• For - Another tough choice for me, but I did get caught telling Tod he rocks, so I guess I'd better follow through. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 01:34, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] February

[edit] Gustavo Chapman 3rd of Normandy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom + Foreskinless. This is a tough race this month, because I was coerced driven by some demonic force to nom this dude, but the other dude (to wit, Mordillo) does such great work as well... in the end, I had to go with the barely greater evil... rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:44, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
• For I'm a little teapot short and stout... This is my handle and this is my sn... snout? Is that what they call it? --http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b8/AtomDsig.png 13:05, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
• For —Braydie 16:51, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Mordillo (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom + For. With his UnAudios, like the ones for UnNews:Coarse conduct confounds construction, UnNews:Vatican decries "Miracle Bra", UnNews:UnNews Reporter consigned to Special Hell & UnNews:Hitler Invades Uncyclopedia IRC, Mordillo humbles me with the amount of work he puts into something that's supposed to be simple, like talking. I did one UnAudio once, and was happy that I managed not to stumble, snort or stutter; he dances and sings and acts. A triple threat. A triple threat. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 23:03, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

• Comment I can sing, I can dance, but I most definitely can't jump. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 17:37, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

• Mordillo for me. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 01:08, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Aye, comrade, your work brings glory to the motherland. --Jobot37 03:20, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Count me as a fan. Great work! --Kenvalyi 16:50, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair 04:00, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
• Oi Vey Shalom. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 04:23, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] March

[edit] Kenvalyi (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• N+F If there's anyone here, except for Zim, that I'd like for him to whisper in my ear just before I go to bed, it'll be Kenvalyi. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 22:51, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• For - He's a funny guy, up there with NeoZidane and Zim --Uncle J 19:56, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. - He's damn good. -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 21:57, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• yeee - jack mort | cun | f@h | talk - 22:10, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
• For Please continue telling good lies stories my friend -- RAHB 23:32, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
• FOR This guy is a natural. He's been approaching my previous average rate of audios per day, has an excellent voice and ennunciation, and is probably bat fuck insane... now, bat fuck insane, I can get behind. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:23, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

• Comment Thanks Chief! Hey, does this mean you'll give me a set of keys for the UnNews News Van? Sweet! --Kenvalyi 17:12, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

• F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair 20:36, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
• For - He's a funny guy, up there with Powershot and Metropolis --File:Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! CREEPY!!!» 06:14, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
• for He's a funny liar Ninja star 17:48, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] April

[edit] Contestant (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom+For. I only heard of him because he ran over my cat, which itself is only memorable because it was an indoor cat. What was I talking about? Oh, talking...he makes silly voices, serious voices and miscellaneous voices for those UnNews stories you kids are always talking about. I'd list them here, but that damn fool has gone all organized and listed them on his userpage. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 01:54, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
• Sheepish for? Damn you! Now I feel obligated to do these more often. -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 01:58, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
• For great work that he should do more... what are you saving your voice for??? Read aloud for us monkey! --Kenvalyi 12:48, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
• For --Ilona06 02:27, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
• For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:55, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
• For the winning Contestant. Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 09:06, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] May

[edit] Weebils (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Some great contributions over the last few months. Definately a writer to watch out for. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Comment Um, has Weebils done any UnNews Audio work? --Kenvalyi 02:46, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Composure1 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• nom and for For ground breaking, subversive, and flat-out ahead of the times UnNews-wise, I say this dude needs the award for doing the original, or "Gang Of", Four UnNewsVideo videos ... All hail composure1 and his singing bear! -- rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers.
• For work like his is why I only listen to English language recordings. --Kenvalyi 02:55, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
• For I almost forgot to vote for myself. Ah... narcissism. --Composure1 20:26, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
• I'd like to ECHO that opinion. For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 00:20, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
• Dig though he should really know how to update the news template by now. ;) --THINKER 22:44, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
• For Ye Olde Luke 10:13, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair02:54, 30 May 2007

[edit] June

[edit] Zombiebaron (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom & For I don't know sign language, so I can't repeat this vote. Sorry. --Hrodulf 17:44, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
• For -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 18:49, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
• For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 19:12, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
• For –—Hv (talk) 30/06 19:35
• Dig how could you not vote for ZB? He's everyone's favorite asshole! --THINKER 20:51, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] July

[edit] RAHB (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• N+F. What can I say? I'm a sucker for radio-phonic people...~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 15:03, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
• Dig the kids a natural. --THINKER 18:46, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
• For Stay safe Uncyclopedia -RAHB 20:37, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

• Yeah, I did think you need a better sign-off line, but anyway.. ;) --THINKER 21:11, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
• I'll work on it. If I remember right I think I actually stole it from Contestant subconsciously by accident. It was somebody on here anyways -RAHB 22:32, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

• The two new ones have a new line. I like them. -RAHB 21:00, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

• For. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 21:30, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
• For, and, since you have been called out on that sign-off line of yours, why not try "Good night for a pot luck". If you say it just right, Edward R. Murrow might just roll over in his grave. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 14:49, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

• You've got my wicked little wheels turning now. I'm gonna have to try that. -RAHB 19:26, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

• F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair09:36, 30 July 2007
• Comment - Even though RAHB is the obvious victor this month, I encourage anyone who hasn't voted for him (and those who have and are bored) to listen to this. If there was any doubt in your mind, it shall be thunderstruck. --THINKER 00:22, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
  • You've been!....THUNDER STRUCK!!! -RAHB 05:49, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] NXWave (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• N+F. Tough contest because RAHB is soooo great, in a differnt way. I'm really pulling for both of you guys here, and I am confident you'll both win this prize soon. This dude is a recent comer, and has done maybe 8 audios in three days, or something like that. He's unique, funny, and... unique. He reminds me of comic Jimmy Tingle and Mayor Tom Menino, both of Boston, and both often unintelligable. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:27, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
• Comment: Next month. --THINKER 17:35, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
• Comment Shit, I think I feel an UnNews binge coming on -RAHB 06:22, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
• For. Stay away from the Pee Review, though, kid. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 03:36, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] September

[edit] RAHB (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom & For This dude has done many quality audios which are beneath comtempt, therefore he's nommable. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:19, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair
• SC☭RE! Deserving enough to win twice. Def. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 22:26, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
• DIG I've been enjoying RAHB's oral skills for quite some time now. His butch, masculine.. skills.. --THINKER 01:05, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
• sDIG /me bows to zim before entering. Thank you all.....goodnight. -RAHB 05:42, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
• For. I'd say that TheLedBalloon is just as deserving, but his lack of anything resembling an UnNews audio puts him at a significant disadvantage here. Also, RAHB's audios are great. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:12, Sep 25
• For. Funny, I thought I'd done this before. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 01:49, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
• For. Got me started doing my own UnNews audios! Great narrator! --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 02:06, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] TheLedBalloon (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom & For--Sir Manforman 23:42, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• For No-one else to vote for —The preceding unsigned comment was added by El legend (talk • contribs) dif
• Comment. Led does UnNews audios? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 19:51, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Checked the logs and no, he does not. Could people actually know what this award is for before they go nominating someone? --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 20:02, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
    • I thought this was for writing, I guess there's the Footlizer Prize for writing--Sir Manforman 21:01, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] October

[edit] The UnIdiot (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom & For - he did a few UnNews audios--Sir Manforman 21:04, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
• Yes, per Manforman. I was there when he made a bunch of them. They're fun to make. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:07, Oct 1
• For Ya I was there too. I'll have a new one up tonight! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:37, Oct 1
• YEAH! *sniff* Makes me so happy to see my adoptee following in my footsteps. First NotM, now this! -RAHB 18:38, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
• FORE!! --GopherKiller Questions? Comments? 00:58, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
• For - He's been doing some damn good stuff http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1b/Is_loading_3.gif/12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) (Take A Look At Nexus War) Oct 5, 11:24
• FORE! - Hey, I like this guy! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:03, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
• Phür -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 01:33, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
• Idiots! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 15:12, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] June

'*Note: due to unforeseen forgetfulness by Uncyclopedians, no votes were cast for Nov 2007 - May 2008

[edit] Modusoperandi (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

1. Nom+For, per the metric fuckton of amazing audios he seems to have done, according to his userpage, as well as the "give Modus every award on the site" campaign. /me fumes...stupid modus having more shiny thingies then me grumblegrumblegrumble... - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 03:05, Jun 2
2. Oh shit. I somehow thought he had this already. That one about Sputnik was awesome. I even gave him a shiny star for it. -RAHB 07:55, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
3. For. Yes, that man certainly can talk into a microphone! --UU - natter 15:22, Jun 24
4. For - As above really. He does good stuff http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1b/Is_loading_3.gif/12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) (Take A Look At Nexus War) Jun 24, 20:01

[edit] 2009

[edit] February

*Note: due to unforeseen lack of nommingness by Uncyclopedians, no votes were cast for July 2008 - Jan 2009

[edit] Mordillo (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom+For. He did something this month. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:17, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
• For. per above. --Docile hippopotamus 06:25, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
• Ayup. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 17:37, Feb 25
• Penispenispenis -RAHB 09:49, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
• W♥v. Look, I'm voting on this award. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:35, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

[edit] May

[edit] Todd Lyons (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom+For. He may have already won this award twice, but this new audio is simply hilarious! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 13:43, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
• For.—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 06:01, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
• Duh  –  http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/f2/FuhQ.gif http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/8/84/ZDsig.gif http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (eye) (spy) ...·º•ø®@» 15:21, 16 May 2009
• For audio verité, as it were. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 15:32, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
• Fow he desewves this awawd. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 07:31, May, 21 '09
• Self-For and thanks! Some other examples of my stuff from this month are here. --T. (talk) 11:41, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
• Good stuff   Her Cajekiness • <12:02 May 23, 2009>
• For breaking the four way tie between the UnNews masters of the ages. -RAHB 06:50, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
• For --^Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 17:01, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] June

[edit] Zana Dark (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

1. N+F. We haven't had a new female voice in this neighborhood for a while. Certainly not one who can mutter actual words. Because, you know, females don't know how to to talk, they do babies and meals. So, yes, Zana. Vote for her. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:52, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
2. for her Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 08:58 June 2 '09
3. For Zana is everything I ever want to be -- fuentfue My Talk : My Awards 20:01, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
4. Mega-For. An incredibly professional-sounding voice. She could report fake news for The Onion. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:26, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
5. For. Sounds good   Her Cajekiness • <19:31 Jun 03, 2009>
6. Yes! Yes! Yes! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 19:33, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
7. Holy shit! Not Zana, I mean, she's great, and I'm voting for her. But the "holy shit!" was about Cajek's sig! Do you see that?! He's pulling me in! I HAVE TO BAN HIM NOW! Also, For Zana's very good audios. -RAHB 22:37, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
8. For. IronLung 21:11, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
9. Self for even though I hate the sound of my own voice.  –  http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/f2/FuhQ.gif http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/8/84/ZDsig.gif http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (eye) (spy) ...·º•ø®@» 20:03, 6 June 2009
10. For. Her voice is good enough for the Onion. One wonders why someone who sounds as with it is here! Are we sure she's not using Nurse Ratchett's computer in the wee hours of the morning? --Clemens177 23:05, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
11. For. Damnit! I got beaten to nominate her! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 00:26, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
12. Dig. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:23, Jun 7
13. Yes! Screw just the Onion! Zana's voice is good enough to misrepresent factuals for all Vegetables!  ~  Happytimes are here! http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk)   02:27, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
14. For. I'm still amazed that there's someone on the internet that sounds like a girl. Still, I'm not holding that against Zana, his audios are pretty good. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 02:45, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
15. For. And to think I had some part in inspiring her makes me doubly-pleased. --T. (talk) 12:30, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
16. Zana's a she??? Oops. How did I not know that? http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/35/SBQ3.JPG/15px-SBQ3.JPG 03:28,12June,2009
17. For Staircase 22:52, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
18. for. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:06, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
19. For. Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 23:58, 30 June 2009 (UTC)