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Current Roster[edit]

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Statistics[edit]

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Check the Team Page regularly to see how much ass you've kicked measure your rank relative to peers, and to see the rank and work production of the team overall. Personal stats can be viewed by clicking on individual names in the list.

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Other Wikiteams[edit]

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Just for laughs comparison, check out these n00bs. Wikipedia has already eaten our dust, and Wikimedia is in our sights has also had a 3-course meal that consisted mainly of Uncyclopedia's dust (now fat free!). Penny-arcade wanted some of that dust action too, and they received it big time. So it's time to set our sights to something bigger. And longer. And South American-er. No, we're not talking about your gardener, Raul. We mean you Team Overclockers Chile (pronounced chi-lay)! And if our calculations are correct (and they are) we will be over taking you all in roughly 27 years. Consider yourselves warned!

Wikipedia [email protected] Team Page at Stanford (vanquished)

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Wikimedia [email protected] Team Page at Stanford (defeated)

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Penny-Arcade [email protected] Team Page at Stanford (destructicated)

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Team Overclockers Chile [email protected] Team Page at Stanford (We're bringing the dust to 2034!)

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Certificates[edit]

To reward your hard work and loyalty, our enemies friends at Stanford University have given us a couple of certificates (they're so nasty they don't even print them out for us :-( C'mon, it's only two!)

Grand Score[edit]

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Work Unit Count[edit]

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Discussion[edit]

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Articles for deletion This article was nominated for deletion on December 28, 2005. The result of the discussion was Keep.

Wow, how did I become 17th in the ranking? :O Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:05, 25 August 2012

Because you suck and nobody likes you. Although that second part is unrelated. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:59, August 26, 2012 (UTC)

Founding Ten[edit]

Sir Todd Lyons wishes to thank the founding team members who pledged their support in making this team possible.

  1. --—rc (t) 18:31, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  2. --Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:30, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  3. --Shrooms.jpgShroom!.gifGay2.gifSir Flammable KUN http://uncyclopedia.org/images/e/ef/Prince%21.gif (Na Naaaaa...)Gay2.gifShroom!.gifShroomirror.jpg
  4. --Paulgb 20:27, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  5. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b0/Sucrose_b.gif/30px-Sucrose_b.gif 21:38, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  6. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 23:26, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  7. --Carlb
  8. --Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg [email protected] Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 11:18, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  9. --DrakeGTA 18:21, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  10. --Strong RadX 18:38, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)
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