Uncyclopedia:Foolitzer Prize

Foolitzer Prize

This award recognizes the best writer of UnNews articles each month. Winner becomes a KUN.

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered member.
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have written at least three "full" UnNews articles.

Whom should I nominate?

Nominate the member who has written UnNews articles in a most highly convincing and misinformative manner.

Nominations and Voting Process

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite journalist. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Remember to add {{VoteFPrize}} to their user page. How else can they keep up with the news?

Vote Or Die!!

Nominate now! Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

Winners must pass a minimal vote of +5 votes in favor in order to be declared a winner. (This rule holds for all votes Uncyclopedia-wide).

Not a nom will not be considered as a nomination from now on and will be removed from the list. Nom and vote for people you believe should get the prize and not for group hug purposes, we have talk pages for that.

Past Winners

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See here for full details.

August

UPjcm (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 0

• Nom Wrote the featured UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance among others. Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

Weebils (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

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• Nom He won it a month ago but I nom him again. Incredible output, since the beginning of May, he wrote 58 good ones (probably 20 more as you are reading this), 3 of them got featured. Mattsnow 06:42, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 3

• Nom Wrote a couple of good ones last month, including UnNews:God and Nature in demarcation dispute Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
• I've never one this award, despite having written a few UnNews, including features, and helping to revive it with a competition a little while ago. So screw modesty, I'm voting For.. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
• Fuck modesty, give the dog a bone. ~ButtButterson (speak) Aug 5, '12 6:38am
• If he's never won this then why are we a wiki? Puppy is the journalists' journalist, the Pulitizer Prize winning author of "Why I Make News and then Report It", the man spoken of in whispers in the halls of any remaining newspapers everywhere. Foolitzer is his middle name. Aleister 16:22 8-7-'012

Funnybony (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 3

• Nom As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
• Spiritual Forth If God was in His Heaven Funnybony would win this every month. Why isn't the award named after him???????!!! Or at least carved with his likeness staring out at you. I dunno. Aleister 16:24 8-7-'012
• For Because he's funnier than everyone here (except me of course) --User:MasterWangs/Sig 10:59, August 12, 2012 (UTC)
• Boner. The image he just made is on VFP because of what I did last night. ~ User:Qzekrom/sig7 21:55, August 13, 2012 (UTC)
• For Let's even it up. User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig 13:35, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

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• Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

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• Nom. He was writing 2 a day at some point. I remember the excellent UnNews:Terrorists Invent New Extreme Sport Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

Electrified mocha chinchilla (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 1

• Nom The guy wrote UnNews:Teenager admits to having fun; D.E.A. moves to classify 'fun' as a Schedule I drug Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
• For.--Funnybony  http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:17, Aug 3

MasterWangs (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 1

• Nom + For Because he writes UnNews that make me laugh, hasn't won this before, should be encouraged and hasn't been nominated every month since March. User:Frosty/sig3 10:57, August 4, 2012 (UTC)

Fishalishalish (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 1

• Nom + For He's not a new fish in the tank, he wrote the critically acclaimed (and featured) UnNews:Man with no head swims English Channel among other great UnNewses. Mattsnow 01:05, August 8, 2012 (UTC)