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Contents 1 2006 1.1 March 1.1.1 Wild_Weasel (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 1.2 April 1.2.1 Bradaphraser (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 1.2.2 Composure1 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 1.3 May 1.3.1 Hawthorn_Peebles (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 1.4 June 1.4.1 Olipro (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 1.5 July 1.5.1 CScott (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 1.6 August 1.6.1 Mordillo 1.7 September 1.7.1 Ayatollah Gurkhmeini (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 1.7.2 Armando (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 1.8 October 1.8.1 Tshell (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • 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[edit] 2006

[edit] March

[edit] Wild_Weasel (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nomination and For. Very funny articles. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 01:21, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

[edit] April

[edit] Bradaphraser (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and For. Great Articles too. --The Rt. Hon. Lord Chief Justice BarryC ('02) MUN http://uncyclopedia.org/images/extensions/wikihiero/img/hiero_E27.png (Complaints) 09:36, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
• For the love of Christ! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 15:06, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
• For-Your apology was priceless!--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 15:25, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Composure1 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nomination and for. He did an amazing amount of articles this month, all of a high quality with quite a few laughs. This was definately his month. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 23:03, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
• For. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:04, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
• For. Breaking UnNews: Reporter Composure1 shamelessly votes for himself --Composure1 01:02, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
• For Kikimora 19:55, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
• For. Lots of great quality articles, well deserving of this. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 17:02, 28 April 2006 (UTC)
• For. Since this vote is for UnNews articles, I'm gonna have to go with Composure. Thanks for the support, everyone, but Composure really deserves this one more.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 22:09, 28 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] May

[edit] Hawthorn_Peebles (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nomination and for. Comon people! We need some nominees for the terrific UnNews writers! HP got my vote this month for the panty raid article. The title alone made me laugh HARD.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 15:55, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
• For Only because his name is so sexy awesome. --ZB 00:27, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
• For. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 00:28, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
• Four Palestinians killed in panty raid -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 01:37, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
• For He's certainly very dedicated to UnNews --Composure1 03:14, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
• Fore! This is the first vote I've given to anyone, for anything, because the Panty Raid article deserves it, if not for content, for the very idea. Brilliance, I say; Brilliance! --The Rev. Sem. Jayrod Nail Your Theses MUN WH 07:04, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
• For. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 14:35, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
• Comment, OMG, OMG, OMG !!! The story behind that story is that it came from a dream I had one night and the next morning I saw a bunch of Palestinians dying on the news (like thats never happened), and voila, I put the two together...and the deadly panty raid was born. --HP talk 22:11, 31 May 2006 (UTC)

[edit] June

[edit] Olipro (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• N+F....he da man. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 16:46, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
• Foreskin - Absolutely! Oli rocks! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 18:56, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. A stalwart (W)anchorman. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:07, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. It often seems like this place would fall apart without him :) --Composure1 00:18, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. Mr. UnNews himself.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:20, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
• Fer. --Splaka 04:47, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
• For?.--The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)
• Comment. Wow, the love is really creeping up on me now... Guess I better start making the rounds with one of those "you voted for me, I love you sooo much"-type templates :P --Olipro Anchor CUN (Harass) 14:55, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
• For, because I want a f!*@-ing template!!!!--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 15:44, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
• For, and you can give my template to Brad.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN ▋  06:50, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] July

[edit] CScott (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nomination and For. Has written 5 UnNews articles, all of which have been very good, well-developed, etc. 3 have even been recorded (Gay Marriage Responsible for Global Warming, United States May Not Be Center of the Universe, Teenager Seeks Restraining Order Against Jesus.) So uhh... yeah, I guess you vote now.
• For with bells on. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 10:21, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. Of course you realize that this vote, while well deserved, means I can't find any competition for this month. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 01:58, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
• For, because the competition is fierce.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 04:06, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
• Sure. Tough decision. -- Sir Cornbread The Great  [SHOUT] [MUN] [GET THIS FEATURED!] 01:51, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
• Excellent number of articles of the highest calibre. FOR. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 13:07, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] August

[edit] Mordillo

• Nom and For. Has done excellent work under difficult conditions.--Procopius 12:16, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
• For I agree. Nice articles. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH20:45, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

• Reserving judgement for the moment. I think Mordillo has done some great stuff (I laughed myself stupid at UnNews:67% of Israeli teens call current war "bitchin'!", but so has the good ayatollah himself. Mordillo is working under fire, but it's not the ayatollah's fault that no one is bombing Utah at the moment. I'll probably hold out until we have a clear winner and then jump on their bandwagon. (Of course, if someone nominates me, I'll just vote for myself.) -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 04:29, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

• For. Nah, sod it. I've been reading more of Mordillo's stuff and I have to say: "I take my hat and my pants off to you, sir." -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 04:50, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

• Comment Just to be fair, the 67% bit is the Ayatollah's work....:) Oh, and there's no problem what so ever to bomb Utah in order for him to get some good writing atmosphere...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI² AnotM VFH +S 07:34, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • D'oh! Of course that yarn was the Ayatollah's (but, since you're from Israel and all, I don't spose you have a phone number for McStaycee Rosenstein, do you?). Also, I think Utah is a dry county, so the Ayatollah has his own problems already. Still, my vote stands. Go Mor-dee-yo! -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 07:54, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

• For And that's just for not to be fair...I mean, I have to vote for myself no? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI² AnotM VFH +S 07:34, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

• For. Brave journalists that endanger their lives to fullfil their duty and bring us the most acurate and up-to-date misinformation from the eye of the storm, are the pride of our community. I am not a great fan of unnews, but I have to follow Mordillo's reports to know whether there are rockets about to fall on my head.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:26, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

• For I am one his Honorary Jews, we are so kicking ass in the Middle East, and he is writing some good stuff for our side. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 14:36, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
• Shalom --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 13:08, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Makes articles at a ridiculous speed. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 22:25, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
• For anybody that puts out like a sweet Amsterdam whore and who also wrote the old unnews article: Microsoft buys up Uncyclopedia. (those fuckers still haven't paid my dividends yet!), also should note what a hot friggin' month August has turned out to be for unnews stories, the competition is unbearable: Ayatollah, Zimulator, Master Pain, Composure1, Electrified mocha chinchilla, Me --HP talk 02:57, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Although, as an Israeli, he should really get about 28% of the vote and put together a coalition with 2 other good candidates and 14 lunatics, shouldn't he? Anyway, we'd better vote for him now, in case lasting peace breaks out in the Middle East or something. --Falcotron 07:20, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
  • PS, Imrealized wrote the funniest single article of the month. --Falcotron 07:22, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

• Which one was that? -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 07:51, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

• For his frontline misreporting. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 21:53, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
• For -- [sir] e|m|c ^[TALK] 16:55, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. I came here SPECIFICALLY to vote for him, and all these other bastards beat me to it.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 21:19, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Never heard of the bastard.--Premier Tom Mayfair^Talk_F@H 21:24, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
• for I could have sworn I'd already voted for the bastard... funny, prolific, and Jewish... so, why not? rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:39, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
• For An excellent Middle East un-reporter. --Composure1 02:41, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
• For-The least I can do since I voted against his Cambodia article-- Sir Claudius CUN VFH (speak up) 21:04, 23 August 2006 (UTC)

Hey Claudius, Cambodia was mine. But if you feel that way you can always vote for me next month ;-) -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 16:10, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

• For reporting excellence. Er, excellence in reporting. Whatever. -- Imrealized ...huh? 05:46, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For (doffs cap). -- Hindleyite 11:14, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] September

Oh oh, what will happen if it's a tie? I think we should have both candidates write an UnNews article about themselves winning the Foolitzer Prize, and whichever one of those is voted to be better would win. --Composure1 14:23, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

Why not give it to them both? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI² AnotM VFH +S 14:17, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Ayatollah Gurkhmeini (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and For -- Written a lot of excellent stories, and is one of the least praised UnNews writers. Check out his works here -- [sir] e|m|c ^[TALK] 01:58, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For - Great writer--Premier Tom Mayfair^Talk_F@H 04:48, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For - I'm all for the Ayatollah's work - he's definitely has some great articles in the past few months and it's about time he gets this award. But this also leads me to a theoretical question - is this award meant to honor someone's "overall acheivement," or just work in the given month? B/c if it's meant for September, it seems a bit early to start the nominations :). --Composure1 05:01, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Good question.-- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 08:52, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

I believe it's meant to honor overall achievement, more specifically the month prior to the nomination of. -- [sir] e|m|c ^[TALK] 18:20, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Sure people could get nominated anytime, and of course people can vote anytime. Some possibilities could be:

a. 3 articles for the current month + at least 3 full articles in past

b. 3 full articles + sent me cherry pie

c. or just leave it alone, because it kinda works

--HP talk 14:47, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

• For. I think I'll take Staycee McRosenstein with me to the grave. Though I'd rather the boudoir. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 08:52, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I think both are deserving with past articles, however I'm giving my vote to the Ayatollah for producing more contributions this month. --HP talk 14:51, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
• N/A I just wanted to state for the record that this contest is tough. Both of these fine gentlemen deserve to be showered in virgins, or something. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 15:57, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Thanks, Rev. I can't speak for the good Ayatollah, but for me you can keep your virgins -- they don't know what they're doing. At least that's what I imagine. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 07:58, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, just to tip the scales, but frankly I dont think either is that funny. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 00:26, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
• Difficult to seperate the two nominees, but I think the Ayatollah shades it. Just. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 14:00, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• For No ties. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 00:02, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• Ayeatollah. -- Hindleyite 15:51, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Armando (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and For A fellow reporter which I'm proud calling a Mate, Cobber, Aussie Whatever these people downunder call thesmelvs these days...Has written excellent pieces such as UnNews:Pastafarian uprising stuns Middle East, UnNews:Moro Islamic Liberation Front needs new acronym, UnNews:Cthulhu severs ties with Miskatonic University and more can be found Here. Also, had the pleasure of looking down a barrel of an Israeli female soldier (she was redhead as well no?) and THAT qualify as combat writing in my view! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI² AnotM VFH +S 17:08, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Comment: Before I vote, I'd like to hear more about this redhead.--Procopius 23:14, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

Damn, she was cute. And she was getting seriously suspicious about the plastic peeling off the photo page of my passport. Luckily, her superior believed that it was nothing more than good, honest backpacker sweat causing the problem. And then she got annoyed that I didn't want her to stamp my passport. To paraphrase Young MC: there's one more girl I won't be bedding. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 15:36, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

• For because I've been threatened into it even though I would have voted for him anyway. -- http://uncyclopedia.org/images/f/f8/Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 22:24, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• for contributing many good articles, and not making me work very hard at all. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:55, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• 'For: All in all, a great man with great articles. -Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH22:11, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:40, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
• For -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 12:27, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. The Ayatollah is deserving, too, but Mordillo's God will damn me if I don't vote.--Procopius 13:39, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• For What can I say? He's fucking hillarious! Lowee 14:59, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, though I can guess who's winning next month.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 15:13, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] October

[edit] Tshell (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom & for - Tshell has literally had a monopoly on UnNews for some time now. Up until a few days ago, Tshell's user page didn't even exist (which leads a few to believe he/she/it is some sort of sockpuppet designed to create hilarious UnNews articles). -- [sir] e|m|c ^[TALK] 01:11, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
• For, yes I agree, this bastard even had the BALLS to edit my news articles...and made them funnier, DAMNIT!!!! Have a nice day. --HP talk 01:38, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
• For Yeah I like this guy...he's funny as hell. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 02:11, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
• He teh funny. For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 10:42, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. I take my hat and trousers off to you, Sir/Madam. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 14:49, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
• FOR Besides actually starting up your userpage, I sure as hell enjoyed reding the death race. NeoZidane CUNT Headbutt extraordinaire

__http://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/c/c2/RedPhone.jpg/15px-RedPhone.jpg____http://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/e/e1/SigCommunist.png/15px-SigCommunist.pngсоединяйтесь!http://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/e/e1/SigCommunist.png/15px-SigCommunist.png 17:54, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

• For Very prolific.... I think he's even outpacing what I was doing when I started back in April. --Composure1 21:35, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. I wanted to nominate him last month, but then we had two worthy candidates, and TShell didn't have a user page -- yeah, that's it.--Procopius 02:41, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
• For Premier Tom Mayfair 18:06, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. Absolutely.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 15:24, 25 October 2006 (UTC)
• Definitely. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 05:20, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
• For yadda yadda --Sir Zombiebaron 12:39, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] November

[edit] Procopius (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom & for - This award is still missing from his mantle, and I think he certainly deserves it. --Composure1 17:06, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
• You know what? Fuck it. For. He's gonna win every award on this site except for Useless Gobshite of the Month. Unless he rallies a crusade against the articles Poland, Asperger Syndrome, or Euroipods. And that ain't gonna happen.

-- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:40, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

• for .He convinced me life was worth living again in the movie "Man on Fire." Dakota Fanning, thank you. Hardeehar 12:10, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
• for, god damn! Is there anything Procopius doesn't do? What's he getting next month UnBrainsurgeon of the Month? --Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 16:16, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
• For Your UnNews are fun to record when I get the chance.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 02:48, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
• For Premier Tom Mayfair 23:59, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
• For - I was going to vote for that other guy but oh well. --—Braydie 15:34, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
• For. I'm a card-carrying member of the Procopius fan club. Now, if I could only use it to charge my 3 martini lunches to, I'd run for club president. ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:59, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
• For, he has a gift. --Sir Zombiebaron 00:54, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
• For. A class act. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 08:31, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] December

[edit] Rangeley (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom & for (This guy, and his stingray article for one thing, is fucking epic) Stewie 01:34, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
• For Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 22:02, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Composure1 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom & for For all of his articles and especially his article "Castro misses military parade due to his death" Selfworm 04:11, 7 December 2006 (UTC)selfworm

ALREADY WON IT. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 04:47, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Doesn't matter, no rule against winning awards twice. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

/detects a hint of jealousy & bitterness ^_^ Premier Tom Mayfair 00:16, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

• For - his work over the past month has been above and beyond. I'm still laughing about the Nasa item. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 12:26, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
• For ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 20:35, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
• For.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:14, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
• For, ^_^ Premier Tom Mayfair 00:16, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
• For the video broadcast.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:47, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
• Comment Although I'll be the first to say Composure1 is brilliant, and certainly deserving of this award many times over, why not give this award to someone who hasn't yet received it? Sure, there's no reason or rule that it can't be won twice, but is it really fair to do so? Give Danny Himself a chance, or even Rangeley. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:40, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
• For Brilliant. --Sir Zombiebaron 17:38, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
• For a very unrewarded writer of genuine talent. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 17:16, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Danny Himself (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and For Hmm, let's see here: UnNews:Stupid kid drowns in pond alone is worth at least a Foolitzer nomination. UnNews:Ironic t-shirt fails to attract women and UnNews:Family talk about man like he isn't there are just icing on the cake. Good work. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 18:41, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
• For Had me lol-ing more than most UnNewsers. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 19:39, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
• For Ah yes... it's nice to see some "human interest" UnNews stories as perfected by Danny Himself (pun intended). --Composure1 04:23, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
• For. Yeah, I'm voting for myself. Two nominations in one day has gotten me all concieted. --Danny Himself 16:10, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
• For, this guys funny. Really funny. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 01:49, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
• For--Spasi 12:30, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
• For Good stuff. --Super90 00:56, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
• For I love Composure1 for the biting wit, but the kid drowning in the shower makes Danny Himself impossible not to vote for.--Jives 22:17, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
• For - Funny stuff all around. - Zaui ⌘ TALK MUN ╬ - 18:59, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
• For. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 17:04, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
• For giving this award to different people as much as we can.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 17:19, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] 2007

[edit] January

[edit] David Gerard (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and For; I may not be the most active UnNewser, but I don't have to be to know this guy makes incredibly well-crafted UnNews. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 09:28, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
• Think it has to be at the moment. DG is on a roll (with lettuce and lowfat mayo). For! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 10:32, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
• I Approve This Message, Premier Tom Mayfair 02:01, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
• Damn, I'm good. *ahem* I spent most of December sick in bed. Fever delirium and a laptop makes the whole world look like UnNews. Oh, and please whore this up on VFH - David Gerard
• For. If I had a bowler, a topper, a trilby or even a flat cap I'd doff it. Those last few were worth a gong on their own -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 09:35, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • My I please blatantly whore my marvellous arse here and ask all here to freely nominate deserving examples for VFH? My ego needs wanking - David Gerard 01:00, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
• for. bloody prolific lately - jack mort | cun | f@h | talk - 20:02, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
• For more bastard writers like this guy... — H. Peebles - D - HS 07:49, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
• FOR —Braydie at 00:08, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
• For David Gerard's time has come. --Composure1 00:12, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
• For Dave Gerard is on fire. Someone please stomp on him until he's out.--Super90 22:17, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
• Okay. -- [sir] e|m|c ^[TALK] 20:31, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
• foR - bastard writes more and better than many... I hate him, and will eternally be envious of his marvelous derrier. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 01:41, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
• For. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 21:47, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Alksub (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom: This writer may have not blasted out loads of news, but what he/she lacks in quantity really tanks it in quality. Alksub is really incofuckingherent and is a disgrace to the Internet--the typical characteristics the UnNews editorial staff looks for in a news writer. Since I am a registered Mad scientist, the article Mad scientist board releases ultimatum really hit a nerve caught my attention.— H. Peebles - D - HS 19:30, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] CaptainSpam (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom: If for no other reason, but to nominate this genius for the article: Two new stupidly large numbers discovered...and also increased number of UnNews activity this month. — H. Peebles - D - HS 19:42, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] February

[edit] PF4Eva (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Insert Interesting Variation on "Nom and For" Here -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:33, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
• For My UnNews stories just keep getting funnier and funnier. I think my hard work and sense of humo(u)r have finally paid off. PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 22:57, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Whereas your sense of modesty still has a long way to go ;). --Composure1 23:03, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

• For Well, I couldn't really vote any other way :) —Braydie 16:57, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Great work man. --Kenvalyi 17:07, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair 04:01, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] March

[edit] Electrified mocha chinchilla (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom this is who I should have nominated last month. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:45, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. Great at... whatever this award is for. GOSHZILLaDISGUSTING UNFUNNY NONSENSE 13:53, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I care about this award. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 07:29, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Braydie (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom Purely for competition reasons - the last two Foolitzer winners were both nominated by me with no competition. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:45, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. His impeccably researched, well documented and insightful articles are shining stars on the muddy bottom of UnNe...oh, wait. This is Braydie. He's good too.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 20:53, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. Braydie!... plus being funny --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 01:45, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
• For great UnNews stories, plus being funny and smart... Dammit! Stop hogging all the talent. He probably gets the girls too. --Kenvalyi 17:09, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

• Comment. Well, he doesn't get ALL the girls. Some of them mistake me for him (must be the "bra").--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 17:17, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

• For -- [sir] e|m|c ^[TALK] 23:13, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair 20:36, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] April

[edit] Electrified mocha chinchilla (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• nom+for Last month's runner up. See here for details on UnNewses. —Braydie 11:55, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
• For He's the only candidate so far. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 23:47, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
• Emphatic Abstention until another candidate is found. --T.K.F. 23:48, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

• Apathetic Transubstantiation. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 22:29, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

• For: there's really no other choice. Really. -- [sir] e|m|c ^[TALK] 04:02, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
• fore emc rocks! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 03:43, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
• For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:55, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
• A worthy thingy. For. Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 09:07, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
• Make it so.~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 13:45, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
• For EMC (whose names sounds like a 80s rock band ... and yes I'd buy the album!) --Kenvalyi 18:02, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] May

[edit] Modusoperandi (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom + For. I can't believe he has not won this yet. I think one of his UnNews stories was featured, too. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 01:34, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
• For I like, I like... (despite the fact he consistently votes against my articles on VFH ;)--Composure1 13:42, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Comment He does that to me too. I don't let it get me down though, cause even if he thinks I suck, he at least is reading my articles, unlike my mom. That lying #$*%~! --Kenvalyi 00:46, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Also comment UnNews' I vote for tend to be either the unexpected twist-type, like this, or the non-topical-type, like this. Also, the UnNews' that I like enough to nominate or vote for tend not to do well on VFH, so buck up, little soldiers. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 00:01, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Comment Apology accepted, sweet cheeks. --Kenvalyi 01:53, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

• For MO whose fine writing makes the rest of the UnNews cruft, look even that much more cruftier. You heartless bastard! --Kenvalyi 00:46, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
• For. Makes ridiculously complicated articles that are horrendously difficult to audio. I hate him. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 09:36, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
• For.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 03:17, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
• For His toes are tall and his head is long. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 23:00, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
• Dig --THINKER 20:12, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
• Yay! & if he wins I can flood his pm on irc again--Sir Shandon 02:19, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
• for This was a difficult decision. both great and deserving dudes. The tie breaker was his reaction to my audios of his difficult-to-read-aloud articles... me bum still hurts... heh heh. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:35, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair02:56, 30 May 2007

[edit] Hrodulf (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom & For: Has written over 40 awesome UnNews stories. And he makes me wet in my panties. -- [sir] e|m|c ^[TALK] 22:34, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
• For Because I like that one about UBL wanting a Mokey plush. And because I'm me. --Hrodulf 22:39, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
• Placeholder for, if you don't win this month. I couldn't decide between you and MO for my nom :/ --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 00:08, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
• Comment &*%$! --Hrodulf 20:14, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
• For Next month too.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:30, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
• Hrodulf for me....this month and next. Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 22:05, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] June

[edit] Hrodulf (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and For. After the amount of time he's been here writing his 46 (and counting) great news articles, it's a wonder he's never won this before. He definitely deserves this, though it would be kind of sad to break that pessimism streak he's got going on lately. Lesser of two evils, I guess. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 19:12, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
• For I'm not depressed so much as just wishing I was a more creative person. But in any event, since the rules allow me to vote for myself, I shall do so. --Hrodulf 19:30, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
• Strong STRONG For Uncreative my ass! This guy's good, no two ways about it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:32, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
• I don't care. I'm voting, ma.General Eisenhower 23:49, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
• Dig --THINKER 23:54, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
• Yes, please --General Insineratehymn 21:21, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
• Woot -- [sir] e|m|c ^[TALK] 22:58, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
• as you're the only one up for nomination, i say for --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/17/Stupcarp_for_sig.png/14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:08, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
• For -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 12:11, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
• `Tis about time!~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 08:55, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
• 4 P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:27, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
• For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 16:38, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
• For ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 21:04, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] July

[edit] Pottsm (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• This, this, this and this are only a small sample of the amazing work Pottsm has put in on UnNews for many months now. Nom and For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

• er.. Can we vote for this yet? Well For anyway, though I still say Paris Hilton isn't the messiah. --Kelpan 15:15, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
• For This is a tough one because Weebils is sufficiently cool to get this award too. I lean towards Pottsm only because maybe he or she will make a proper user page and clear up the huge mystery of, "who is this cracker, anyway?" rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 01:10, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
• Dig the Muhammad Ali article had me laughing loud.. --THINKER 20:22, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
• For, Tree, Shoe, Bun. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:03, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair09:37, 30 July 2007

[edit] Weebils (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom + For. Weebils has made over 150 great UnNews articles, many attaining lead status. Keen work, chum! --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 12:36, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
• Strong for -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 18:31, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] September

[edit] TheLedBalloon (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 1 Intelligent Children raped by Chris Hansen

• Nom & For--Sir Manforman 00:58, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
• Comment: I would vote for, but this user's extreme sexiness prevents me from being able to think clearly enough to vote fairly. --Not Led. Really. This is not a sock puppet. Don't click this link, though. It will only bring you pain...
  • Aww, you've made me a saaaaaad panda. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:23, Sep 21

[edit] Weebils (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom + For. 170 articles, good, lots of news features, etc. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 01:24, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
• For --El legend 15:06, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
• Sure -- [sir] e|m|c ^[TALK] 22:59, 7 September 2007 (UTC)
• For--Sir Manforman 20:22, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
• For -RAHB 08:08, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
• 'For I liek tihs gye.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:15, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• For • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 01:03, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• Dig sorry about last month. ;) --THINKER 03:05, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
• For. Seriously, 150 UnNewses? I have 6 8 and a half, and, to the best of my knowledge, none have been on the UnNews main page yet. Don't get me wrong, I like me. I just can't compete! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:43, Sep 19
• FOR This dude rocks! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:30, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair
• FORRY -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Special:Userlogout • 11:25, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] October

[edit] The UnIdiot (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom & For - he already has 2 UnNews Features and 2 UnNews articles on VFH--Sir Manforman 21:09, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
• Self-For - I though this award was only for cool people! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:14, Oct 1
• It is. Against For. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:16, Oct 1
• For. This guy is definitely better than TLB pretty good better than TLB --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 22:52, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

• Comment: 5 UnNews features now! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 20:21, Oct 3

• For""YAY--GopherKiller Questions? Comments? 00:54, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
• This guy totally blows all the other competition out of the water. For. -- [sir] e|m|c ^[TALK] 13:36, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
• Phür. I think we should give him an extra little pin that says "UnNewsipedian of the Month". This and that other one...the one with the audio...in the same month? Impossible. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 01:35, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Ljlego (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom & For This dude has begun a horrifying and evil trend of doing UnNews audios, in addition to an already somewhat impressive resume of other evil in the name of UnNews, and Uncyclopedia in general. Libre le competition! Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 21:32, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
• Next Month--Sir Manforman 21:42, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
• Self-for Because UnIdiot's going to win anyway.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:04, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] November

[edit] THE (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom + For. This guy's got quite a few featured UnNewses and even more UnFeatured. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 20:51, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
• For. That Darfur UnNews is one of my favorite I've seen. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:04, Nov 1
• Damnit TKF - I was going to nominate him, but you beat me to it--Sir Manforman 21:07, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
• Sure. -- [sir] e|m|c ^[TALK] 21:08, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
• THE? Never heard of him. Yes. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:18, Nov 1
• For VOTE VOTE VOT-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 23:43, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
• Spiteful For My "next month" is no more. But he deserves it anyway.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:46, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
• Of Course --THINKER 05:14, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
• FOR! Featured or not, his UnNewses are always great. -RAHB 02:51, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
• For • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 23:08, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
• Yeah ~Fag x FS

[edit] Prettiestpretty (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom + For. This vixen user has had a semi-natural career as a ranting bull-goose-loony sort of UnNews journalist, and this little gem, along with it's mate make said user eligible IMHO. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:00, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] December

[edit] Thekillerfroggy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and for Because I have read much of his work and I hope that if I nom him I'll get his autograph. -- bad mannered Ape (vomit) 20:32, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
• 1/2 for   Her Cajekiness • <-> (Dec 24 / 21:06)
• Self-for --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 21:08, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
• I must go for the lesser of two evils. For. -- [sir] e|m|c ^[TALK] 00:08, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
• 1/2 For--Despite Led's saddening inability to use his right hand for important business, TKF has a longer and more impressive title than Led. That and I hate the Patriots and whores from New England. Sorry Leddy!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 06:59, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] TheLedBalloon (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and for. He has written numerous UnNewses, many of them featured, all of them great; in fact, he's got the Christmas VFH locked up. It'd be a travesty to let the December Foolitzer lapse without honoring him. Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 20:00, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
• 4 I wanted to vote for the other guy but, well, there was no other guy... MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 20:16, Dec 24
• 1/2 for   Her Cajekiness • <-> (Dec 24 / 21:06)
• For - I think he deserves this after a broken arm. That, and he's a talented writer--Æ 02:30, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
• WHORE! - Cause he broke his arm and TKF didn't. Absolutely nothing to do with his writing ability. GO BREAK YOUR ARM TKF!!!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 04:39, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
  • I broke my heart earlier this week. Does that count? --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 04:47, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
  • You can replace hearts! (or, at least, I can for the right price)   Her Cajekiness • <-> (Dec 25 / 17:23)
• He squeezes my lemon. For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• For - Because everyone on Uncyc knew about his broken arm before I did, and I live in his town. Also his UnNews are supierior to mine, and I've already won this award. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 20:24, Dec 25
• for. i can't believe led hasn't won this award yet. also, i can't believe it's not butter.--Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:45, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
• ForA job well done and well earned. Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:32, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
• Fore Good stuff. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:14, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
• For -RAHB 00:00, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
• For pity toward cripples. And he wrote some articles too, I guess. http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6b/Boomer_New_Years.png Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 18:03, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] 2008

[edit] January

[edit] Prettiestpretty (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and for. This wonder-wench has written some hilarious stuff for UnNews (UnNews:Ohio Family Looks Forward to Celebrating WASP Thanksgiving and UnNews:Terrorist cells found organizing in President's colon) and Uncyc in general, and single-brainedly created and maintains UnNews Sunday Magazine , a new feature which is bringing in huge revenues for all you other regular Uncylopedians to waste on great wine and reefer. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 03:24, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
• For --Æ 21:13, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
• I hate her so much. She's all "Ooo. I'm pretty. I'm the prettiest! Ooo!". Pbbt! Also, for. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 21:57, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
• Mmmhmmm --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 22:53, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
• For --THE 23:06, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
• For, because, as Modusoperandi points out, not only does Modusoperandi hate her, but, she is also the prettiest pretty I know. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 00:50, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
• For -RAHB 07:17, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
• Foreskin. ~ Mordillo 07:36, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
• Dig hussy. ;) --THINKER 19:12, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
• 4 - Easily beats out the competition. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:46, Jan 22
• For - Ordered a 12 month subscription to UnNews magazine just the other day. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Special:Userlogout • 08:07, Jan. 29, 2008
• For The Sunday magazine was a cool idea, and I really liked UnNews:Terrorist cells found organizing in President's colon --Composure1 03:26, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] February

[edit] Composure1 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• NF - he has written wow, 182 UnNews articles. Definitely worthy of recognition (note: There's no rule about winning the award twice)--Æ 21:38, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
• Comment Make that 190, and I still have a bit to go to match Weebils' 205. --Composure1 05:23, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
• For Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:59, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
• For Sean.hoyland - tak() 07:05, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
• WOW So thats where all those UnNews articles come from - Makes my 5 articles look bad... really bad... i should write more Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
• For -RAHB 06:34, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
• Yeah. Loved his Castro UnNews. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:11, Feb 21
• For per Led. - UnIdiot | Talk? | Theme - 22:13, Feb 21

[edit] March

[edit] Zombiebaron (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• F☭R Premier Tom Mayfair

[edit] Thekillerfroggy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• For. Because he's one of them good writer peoples, y'know? At least so I've seen, goin' thru articles over the past month I hath missed. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • tweetings) 03:03 Mar 29, 2008
• For.. I like frogs. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 11:49, 29 March 2008 (UTC)
• Sure - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:38, Mar 29
• Shameless Self-For --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 00:10, 30 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] April

[edit] THE (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and For Jeez guys, look at all the news!   Her Cajekiness • <Apr 20, 2008 [15:59]>
  • Oh, withdrawing nom (he already won this thing)...   Her Cajekiness • <Apr 20, 2008 [16:05]>
    • Nevermind! For!   Her Cajekiness • <Apr 27, 2008 [14:24]>
• For! --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 17:40, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
• 4 The number of times you can win it --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:19, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
• FUR His atikles aer funniz. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 23:03, May 16

[edit] June

[edit] Cryst (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom + For. Only a few UnNews yet, but a great start for a new writer. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 15:05, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
• Cryst prolific writer   Her Cajekiness • <16:07, 18 Jun 2008>
• For really, really good stuff right thar. ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH) 18:25, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

  Three articles compared to 8 by Sonic80... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 05:33, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Sonic80 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

1. Nom+For - He has the UnNews articles that made me laugh. Mgr. ReadmesoonFile:Book.jpg my voice my work vote for me
2. Nice works --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 05:30, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
3. Sonic80 has been going like a crazy-man!   Her Cajekiness • <5:46, 28 Jun 2008>
4. For --Composure1 14:53, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
5. For - Writing like crazy, and doing a pretty good job too. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:59, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

[edit] July

[edit] Readmesoon (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom & For I have enough awards. Let's give it to the person who writes more UnNewses, eh?   Her Cajekiness • <23:04, 01 Jul 2008>
• For --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 00:07, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
• FOR yup. - Tie Your SCHUlace! 17:19, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
• For because the almighty Cajek says I can. ----_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 18:59, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

• Great to see I have some support! Thank you! ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Cajek (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• NmFr. He's done some pretty nice UnNewses lately, I believe. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:45, Jul 1
• For. Continues to churn out quality funnies like nobody's business, and some blinding UnNewses among them. --UU - natter 18:05, Jul 1
• He sure is. sirhttp://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/20/Err.gifsysrq @ 18:42 Jul 1
• For even despite the fact that Cajek recently left death threats on my talk page. --Hyperbole 22:54, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
• For I hate this guy so much. Force another award upon him. --Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 03:57, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
• For -RAHB 19:26, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
• For Sorry Cajek, I have to vote for you. - [07:40 8 July] Sir FSt Don http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
• Well I can't really make a blowjob joke because that would be incest, my doctor told me not to use any self referential humor and that court order forebode me from using puns within a 50 metre radius so... uh... Strong Floor Job --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:01, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
• For. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:21, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
• what the heck There's no way I'll come back so... ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
• for. cajek's writing style + unnews format = awesome. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:41, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] August

[edit] Readmesoon (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and For After a shaky start, Readmesoon has started working very hard in the UnNews department. I can rightfully let him win this now. -RAHB 11:32, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
• For because he does a lot of UnNewses, and probably should have won last month. (I can say that because I won last month don't ban me)   Her Cajekiness • <13:51, 01 Aug 2008>
• For - I really enjoyed Crime Rates Amazingly Low..., Super Algae Plans... and Mugabe Claims Zimbabwe is.... --Knucmo2 17:29, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
• Self for, because I'm a whore. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
• For Because someone other than Monkey should win. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by TheGreatLiquidFox (talk • contribs) diff

  Comment. That comment better be a joke. Not my comment, here, which is serious, and dangerously so, but yours, TGLF. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 21:18, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

  How many times has TheGreatLiquidFox voted? MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 21:29, Aug 19

  Just twice, once for me a while ago, and then here, unsigned. He also raised the vote up to six when it should've been at four, you can check the history. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:31, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

• For --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 21:20, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
• For Even though I really want to win this, I think the fact that Readmesoon got snubbed last month and his incredible effort lately makes him far more deserving than I am. That doesn't mean I'm above selfishly plugging myself to be a nom for next month, like I am right here. But for now, Readmesoon deserves it first. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 20:59, 20 August 2008 (UTC) After the overly hostile actions RMS has taken toward User:Taco Wiz, I'm just not going to vote anymore. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 01:36, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
• For. Per Mrmonkey, but from a third person perspective. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 19:20, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Mrmonkey72 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom Tons of contributions to UnNews in the last month. Some great ideas, not all of them fully fleshed out, but he certainly has a good future here if he keeps it up. -RAHB 11:32, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
• for. some good stuff in his short time here, and i only imagine they will get even better with experience. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:28, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
• Vote He'll only go from the top. GO GO GO!--TheGreatLiquidFox 16:32, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
• 4 - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:20, Aug 13
• Self For - Just to make RMS's self for vote unnecessary. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 03:14, 13 August 2008 (UTC)- See my above comments. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 20:57, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
• Strong For The monkey really impresses me a lot. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:47, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
• Sir Monkey, you should win. DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA Now, I need a recording of that Rocky theme. where is it? The time is 01:41, 15 August 2008 (UTC) Changed to Readmesoon.... per MrMonkey.
• For. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 15:22, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
• For -RAHB 01:28, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
• For. MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 01:32, Aug 26
• For --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 00:21, 31 August 2008 (UTC)

[edit] User:216.93.231.149

• Nom and not against voting the opposite of for this user. This humble and anonymous journalist took time out of his busy schedule of inserting right-wing bias into John McCain in order to pen the insightful and moving UnNews:Barack Obama had sex with a man in San Francisco. Let's give him a prize. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:36, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
• Comment: Because I can't technically vote again, I am forced to express my opinions here: inserting gay jokes into articles about famous people is top notch humor. If I could vote, it would be a hearty Fuck Yeah. Or the opposite of that. Nonetheless, he at least deserves recognition. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:12, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

[edit] September

[edit] Hyperbole (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• He's been writing some good UnNewses as of late, and he should get some recognition. ~ Readmesoon
• for. his most recent unnews kicks some serious ass. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:05, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
• Because Hyperbole deserves every award on the site. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 16:22, Oct 1

[edit] October

[edit] B0nafideforgothispassword (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and For Also known as B0nafide, and most predominantly as 64.251.69.10, this guy constantly writes solid UnNews stuff. Never created a userpage or done much community stuff, one of the big unsung heroes around here as far as writing. UnNews wouldn't be the same right now without this guy around. -RAHB 06:06, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
• For: I've seen some of his stuff, but only because I've been monitoring UnNews. Bonafide, if you're reading this, do me a massive favor and create a userpage so that others can see what you've written. It's worth collecting. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 22:17, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
• F☭R Cause it has a nice username. Premier Tom Mayfair 16:28, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

[edit] December

[edit] DrStrange (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. Our runner up in last months NOTM proves over and over that he has a commendable reporter's knack. ~ Mordillo 12:02, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
• W♥v. What can I say? He's funny. sirhttp://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/20/Err.gifsysrq @ 15:20 Dec 12

[edit] Dogshead (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom - I've noticed that every time I update the lead articles on Unnews main page, I bump into one of his. A good chap, even though he's a mutt. ~ Mordillo 12:02, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
• For I read through both nominees' UnNews articles and I absolutely loved everything by this guy. —http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/e/e5/Faglogo.png/25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 12:31, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
• For, because this was genius. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 16:46, Dec 12
• √ Keeping the UnNews well stocked and funny. Excellent work!--DrStrange 21:39, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
• For. ~ Mordillo 09:34, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
• For. Good stuffs. --UU - natter 14:46, Dec 29

[edit] 2009

[edit] January

[edit] RabbiTechno (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom & For. A qaulity assortment of articles in UnNews this month, including this feature! IronLung 18:22, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
• For Quality. -RAHB 18:47, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

thankfully, his writing has "Quality" and not "" --Mnbvcxz 16:56, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

• For shits and giggles... mostly the giggles though. --Kenvalyi 05:14, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
• For. He hasn't won this yet? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 17:11, Jan 13
• For per above. --Mnbvcxz 16:56, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

[edit] February

[edit] Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

1. Nom For. Wrote the great Ruffles the Tiger series (UnNews:Massacre at Brookfield Zoo, UnNews:Japanese scientists resurrect tiger tyrant, anarchy ensues, UnNews:The Orange Beast opens transuniversal portal to destroy humankind, but Jesus and Santa save the day) and UnNews:Wikipedia rejoices over crisis. --Docile hippopotamus 00:54, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
2. For. Or more exactly, I wrote a large portion of the series. Thanks for nomming me, Docile hippopotamus. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:57, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

   Oh, I also wrote UnNews:Bettie Page rises from the grave. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:18, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

3. Definite for. Hahaha! C-C-C-C-C-OMBO BBBBBREAKKKKER! S-984 21:37, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
4. Yepp. —Sir SysRq (talk) 15:18, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Cap'n Ben (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

1. For Quite frankly, I'm outraged that this award does not adorn the Captain's trophy cabinet. I blame you. You know who you are. -RAHB 07:42, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
2. It's time. IronLung 03:35, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

   The orphans UnNews was so awesome. IronLung 03:38, 15 February 2009 (UTC)you get one (1) vote only. please come back next month to vote again. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:27, 17 February 2009 (UTC) He was only making an additional comment. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:56, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

3. Aye, the Cap'n needs this. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 16:40, Feb 17
4. for. i particularly liked that one with the aliens, or something. you know the one i mean. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:53, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
5. For.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:07, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

   Ah damn, I'm gonna lose this aren't I... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:55, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

[edit] March

[edit] Not A Good Username360 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and For. Has written many good Unnews. --Docile hippopotamus 09:27, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
• For. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 17:16, Mar 3
• For. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:28, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
• Grateful For. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 00:20, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
• For. Per my strange policy of voting for people who haven't yet won awards but who deserve to win them. --UU - natter 10:00, Mar 23
• For --Composure1 02:35, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

[edit] RabbiTechno (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and For Prolific and goodly stories, fulfilling ancient prophesies: no buggery or blowing goats in his work, as of yet... wait, are the alien references in UnNews:'E.T.s visited ancient Earth' proof discovered code for buggery? I don't know, but it seems worth the time to investigate. Rats off to ya! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 12:22, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
• For Wait. He didn't get this that other time? Well then, he deserves to get it this other time instead. -RAHB 01:30, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

To be fair, I did get this one back in January; so I'm going to be perfectly happy for NAGU360 if he wins it. However, I'm not going to deny you all your democratic right to vote for me if you wish to. ;-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs 12:17, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

• emphatic for. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:33, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
• Necessary for. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:43, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
• Tie-breaking for. IronLung 00:55, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
• Tie-making For. Both of you will win this month, I say! --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 00:14, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
• I've never seen writing so many Unnews pieces a day. Some of them are even funny. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 17:03, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Traitor. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 20:39, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

[edit] April

[edit] Gerrycheevers (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and for. Volcano monitoring? Psssh. IronLung 01:13, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
• Fore. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 02:04, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
• For. -Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:24, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
• For Isn't this the one thing he hasn't won? --Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 18:51, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
• For. --^Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 02:16, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
• For. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs 15:34, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
• for yup rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 18:18, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

[edit] May

[edit] RAHB (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• it has come to my attention that rahb has never won this award. he writes unnews that are of the highest quality and cause me much humor and enjoyment. VOTE VOTE VOT. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:30, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
• Aye. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs 14:31, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
• Yes! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 14:33, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
• For. Maybe he'll rub against me now. JackOfSpades (talk) 16:45, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
• For. Not sure about the rubbing though... --^Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 16:52, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
• For. per above. --Mnb'z 17:06, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
• For. —Sir Guildensternenstein 23:51, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
• Comment I plan on rubbing against all of you at one point or another. And it has nothing to do with which way you vote on this award. -RAHB 01:55, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
• For. I wish to be rubbed against too. ImNotASunbeam 14:31, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
• For. Because. --UU - natter 14:38, May 19

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[edit] ImNotASunbeam (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and For. Has written 17 good UnNews. The links for the UnNews are on ImNotASunbeams userpage. --Docile hippopotamus 07:37, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
• Initial For. I may change my vote. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 03:01, Jun 3
• For. Having only recently paid attention to the UnNews section. Yes. --RomArtus (talk). 15:12, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
• For. per above. --Mnb'z 06:30, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
• For. Yesh, I like this guy. -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:25, 13 Jun
• I'm sure the other two guys will get their Foolitzers eventually. But I also think ImNotASunbeam deserves one, so For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 23:07, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
• For. It would be nice to have something like this. My birthday is in 6 months too. ImNotASunbeam 03:33, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
• for. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:08, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Staircase (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom + For He's a n00b, but he already wrote a ton of UnNews. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/35/SBQ3.JPG/15px-SBQ3.JPG 03:26,12June,2009
• Bless. Just 5 more votees! —The la Zhel 04:17, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
• For Doing a review of my Humphrey Bogart article. He's a bit slow, but hopefully this'll quicken him up.Padddy5 12:02, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
• I hate ImNotASunbeam. I like Staircase. —Sir SysRq (talk) 06:15, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
• For Being a UnNews sort of guy, I have read through all of the UnNewses. It was a lot of reading. Yes, the other two had some good articles, but I enjoyed Staricase's the most. So, I give him my vote. ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 01:12, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Clemens177 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• n+f Written a ton of UnNews, and they are all good. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you. 01:03, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
• For Staircase 22:29, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

  You're supposed to vote for yourself... http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/35/SBQ3.JPG/15px-SBQ3.JPG 22:32,14June,2009

  Voting for yourself is whore-ish. Look at n00b of the month. Staircase 22:35, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

  You got something against whores? Whores are people too. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/35/SBQ3.JPG/15px-SBQ3.JPG 22:44,14June,2009

  Well, I'm not (that) greedy so I don't vote for myself. Plus, I have no chance at winning, no one would vote for me. Sure, I've written a few UnNewses, but these guys have whipped out a ton, many of which are better than mine. So, I won't vote for someone who doesn't deserve it, aka myself. Maybe If I write more, good ones, I could go for another run next month, but not this month. Staircase 22:49, 14 June 2009 (UTC

• For. IronLung 08:48, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
• Vote change. This guy writes TONS of newses. He needs this one. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 00:07, Jun 25

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[edit] Clemens177 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and for Writes a ton of UnNews articles, and they're all good. Staircase 15:52, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

  Comment He's been permanently banned, is he still legible?--Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 15:59, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

  There's nothing in the rulebook that says a giraffe can't play football. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 16:00, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

  Infinite ban? By request? What happened? Staircase 02:32, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

  Long story short; he spurned my unwanted and creepy advances. There's no storm like a Modus scorned. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 03:00, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

  Well that sucks. He was a good writer. Staircase 03:03, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

  He also wanted to ban IPs from editing. And he gave me smallpox. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 03:09, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

  Damn. So this nom is still valid? Staircase 03:48, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

  See this, which seems to have disappeared. I put it back. I does! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 04:15, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

  Whoops, I think I did that. Sorry. So I guess it's still valid. That will be funny to see an infiban win the Foolitzer! Staircase 04:17, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

• Alright, cool. For. --Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 16:01, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
• For. --Docile hippopotamus 05:12, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
• Posthumous KUN? Cool. Also, he was a good Newser. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 05:12, Jul 14
• For. Also, something about his ex-wife, Modus? ~LL suuucks.~ ~vandalise here~ 23:20, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

  My version is funnier. I'm sticking with it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 23:35, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

• For. Guess theres no one else to vote for...... ACROLO...KUN...Spam 05:29, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
• For. Wish he were still here, he was a good writer. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:57, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
• Sure. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 07:37, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• He hasn't won this yet? Huh. Well, he's got 2 featured UnNews and plenty of dynamite other ones. He's the man. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 06:34, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
• For Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 05:49, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
• for. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:45, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

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[edit] Acrolo (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• For. I like his Newses. ~LL suuucks.~ ~vandalise here~ 01:52, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
• s For. Thanks LL... I try :P ... ACROLO...KUN...Spam 09:38, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
• Weak Abstain. zh I hate me new sig 10:09 August 6
• For. He does write some good ones.--ChiefjusticeDS 07:57, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
• For. per above. --Mn-z 05:43, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
• For. Makes me laugh --Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 09:33, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
• Aye. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 23:11, Aug 15
• Yup. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 13:12, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Clemens177 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• nom for fighting the liberal bias on this wiki. --Mn-z 16:35, 26 August 2009 (UTC)