Uncyclopedia:Hall of Shame

Here at Uncyclopedia, the only thing we like more than voting, whoring ourselves around to get votes from voters, making sure the vote score is up-to-date on articles we've written that are being voted on, having the most number of votes (or at least having more votes than someone else), and receiving awards from voters as a result of having received the most number of votes, is seeing our names in print for the achievements we've received awards for.

Some strongly feel that this is because Uncyclopedians love lists almost as much as they love votes, while others argue it is a logical extension of the fact that lists are comprised of individuals who've become notable as a result of being extraordinarily talented vote whores.

Whatever the truth, everyone can agree that it's nothing to be proud of. So welcome to the Hall of Shame, and please, hang your head accordingly.

The VFH Hall of Shame

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Name	Features	Titles
Zombiebaron	9	UnBooks:The Anarchist Cookbook, Socratic Method, UnBooks:The Secret Origins of Cream; Supergroup, UnNews:Doctors find cure for weight loss, UnBooks:The True Story of: Jimmy and the aliens; based on a true story, UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To The Zoo, UnPoetia:T.S. Elliot Is Dead, UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To Asia, User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty (with Template:U and Template:U), Template:Boner (with Template:U)
Winstanley1	9	UnBooks:Only Business, Conceptual Art, Dictation (Co-authored with Aaadddaaammm), Blandford (co-authored with Template:U), Celebrity Manufacture, UnBooks:Surgical Phone, Confession (Catholicism), UnBooks:Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression., Shabalov Vs Areshchenko, UnBooks:The Succession Speeches of Three Roman Emperors
The Woodburninator	9	Thou, UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion, Awkward Conversation, UnBooks:The Autobiography of Jesus of Nazareth, UnBooks:Michael Phelps Makes Me Sick, UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure:One Ordinary Day, Martin Luther King, Jr., Saturn is a Lying Bitch, Professor X
Romartus	9	Herod the Great, Whigs, UnBooks:Keith_Richards (collaboration with Funnybony ), Dylan Thomas (Rewrite from existing stub), Augustus, Herman Cain (with Magic Man, Mattsnow and Socky), Titus, UnScripts:Titanic Wireless Transmissions Conspiracy, RMS Olympic, Helen of Troy, Julian Assange (with help from Template:U ).
MrN9000	9.5	The Color Problem, Battle of the Sexes, HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On (With Template:U), The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia, Fish Puns (With Template:U), Why?:Do a Pee Review (With Template:U), Pointless Paradox, Clementine Attlee (with Template:U), Neighborhood Watch (with Template:U, Template:U, Template:U), December 21, 2012 (with Template:U), Mohandas Gandhi (with Aleister), UnScripts:Who built the moon‎, Ron Paul (with Aleister and Template:U), Baby boomer (with Template:U),
Bizzeebeever	7	UnNews:Son of Gaddafi caught attempting to enter Canada, HowTo:Eat sand, UnNews:Alaska woman wins 2011 International Punching-A-Bear-In-The-Face Championship, UnNews:Renewed violence in 506,220th day of Israeli-Palestinian conflict, UnNews:Tournament of Hell to be played again for first time in six years, Crumpet, Tales of an Emo
Aleister	63.5	Anne Hathaway, Mortal Sin, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (with PF4Eva and Funnybony), Garage sale, HowTo:Blow a dog, Sideboob, Nintendo (with Paizuri & Skinfan13), Giant Jew Band, Bruce Wayne (IC collab), Ghosts never seem to play fair, Dennis Kucinich's wife‎, HowTo:Create a sandstorm, Warm piss water (rw), Spider (rw with Fredd), Why?:Reinvent the wheel, Tantra (rw with Funnybony), UnPoetia:Well-Oiled Birds (with Guildy), Tim Burton (ΥΣΣ collab), Rolex, Marilyn Monroe (with Black Flamingo & Claudius Prime), Taco (ΥΣΣ), Chicken (ΥΣΣ), Jack Dempsey (with Funnybony), Ann Coulter (rw of GerryCheevers rw), UnBooks:Fishing For Children, Disguise, Dreaming, Cemetery of the Absurd, UnBooks:My Daddy Has Two Yachts, California Marijuana Initiative, Bed, Weird (née ΥΣΣ, mostly Black Flamingo), Never on Sunday, The Threat of Festivus, Uncyclopedia is almost full, Jesus was Christian, NOT Jewish (with a 92 vandal sock), HowTo:Go into the light, Todd Palin, Lonely Hearts Column (with Black Flamingo & his gang of ten), Kitten Cookbook, Blockbuster (née ΥΣΣ, with Black Flamingo & Skinfan), Pearl necklace, Science Fiction (Template:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:Uon), UnNews:5-year-old tricks Wisconsin governor (includes a great audio by Dexter and Mrthejazz), UnBooks:The Old Man and LV, Mike Tyson (with Funnybony), Viking Metal, Dinosaur (IC collab), Friday (song) (with this IP), Tombstone, People Who Like to Fuck Naked, Damaged goods, HowTo:Frighten small children (rw), UnNews:Abraham Lincoln was an asshat, historian concludes, Skunk, Inbox (with everyone), Chicago Seven, A pizza a day keeps the doctor away, Puddle of shit (shameful VFD save of a The Dit page), UnNews:911 conspiracies explained by a sandwich, Corpsearian, HowTo:Turn nature into collectibles, Snow angels, UnNews:"All Narcissists Look In A Mirror Day" celebrated, James Bevel, Mohandas Gandhi (with MrN9000 and Ryuken), Dead Dicks (lucky to join Funnybony's anti-war page), Homophones (grammar), Bing Crosby, UnNews:U.S. Supreme Court allows everyone to go naked, Above Top Secret, Ron Paul (with MrN9000 and Jockie Pirat), Frankly Disappointing Telescope (PicsnCaps on a NicknNora page), Bipolar Girl, UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters (Collab with user:Funnybony), UnNews:Surprise winner of Masters Golf Tournament cries "Ow!", Peacock
EpicAwesomeness	5	A Series of Unfortunate Events, Final Destination, Frog Semen, Function (mathematics), HowTo:Make a sitcom
Thekillerfroggy	55	Pillow Fighting (with Template:U), Sergei Rachmaninoff, HowTo:Play Russian Roulette, UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased, UnNews:Nelson Mandela dies at age 88, Uncyclopedia Department of Tourism, How much can YOU take!!, Selective Inbreeding, Titshugger Penishead McFucknutter, Drugs, Taft Punk, Regent University, Why?:So Serious?‎ (with Template:U), Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), Al Gore (colonization), Crescendo, Great Britain (colonization), UnBooks:Evelyn, the Modified Dog, Complete list of applications of trigonometry in today's society, Filial Piety, Regular K, The Fourth Stooge, The Song Remains the Same, In MS Paint With One Arm, While Furiously Masturbating, Wesley Willis, Muddy Waters, Talk:Milton Babbitt, Rapto-velocity, Milton Babbitt/rewrite, Milton Babbitt, UnNews:Crackpot confirms irrational suspicions after viewing online news piece, HowTo:Beat Shaq, Stratego, Encyclopedia Dramatica (Encyclopedia), Inbox (with Basically Everyone), HowTo:Be Deep (with Template:U and Template:U), Uh oh! (with Template:U, Template:U, and Template:U), Dave Chappelle, Andy Kaufman (with Mark Twain), Two and a Half Men, Chicks, Peter Dinklage, The Wire, Major urinary proteins (with Socky), Boards of Canada, UnScripts:Good Dog/Bad Dog, Sex, Charles Mingus, Esperanto, Cum Dumpster, Aran Islands, Antifreeze, Skrillex, Reverse Holocaust, God (colonization), HowTo:Meet women, Freezer, Talk Talk, Rock and roll (food), Rocks, Hipster
Modusoperandi	49	Suburban homeboy, American Fundie Magazine, The Bureaucracy Channel, UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame, Little Orphan Annie, UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans, HowTo:Deliver a Baby, A Concise and Easy-to-follow Guide Developed, Tested, and Approved by the AMA (No, Not that AMA. The Other One) and Reprinted with the Permission of the JAMA (Also a Different One)‎, Future ☭f tomorrow, today!, HowTo:Be at one with the universe, Stephen Hawking ran over my cat, UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman, Illegal aliens from outer space!, UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture‎, UnNews:New thing called wheel make move mud less hard, UnNews:Chancellor committed to preemptive war, UnNews:Kids still fucking, UnCon, Why?:Get a tattoo of a tarantula on your face, Conservapedia (with Template:U and Template:U), Jerry Falwell, UnScripts: Genesis, Episode II: In the Garden of Eden‎, UnMovie Review: The Dark Knight, UnTunes:White trash girl, UnNews:"WWJD?" leads to unfortunate end for local layabout, Canadians: A Retrospective, The defense rests, your honor, Dune, UnColumns:Chuck Norris on secularism: the single greatest threat that America has ever faced, Rush Limbaugh (CPAC speech), UnColumns:Dinesh D'souza - The real problem with Newtonism, Karl Lagerfeld, UnMovie Review: Watchmen (with special guests, the Watchmen), Childhood: an essay, UnScripts:HMS Potatore (with Template:U), UnNews:Beethoven isn't deaf, he's just ignoring his girlfriend, UnPoetia:An Atheist's Eulogy, Rogue States, The O'Reilly Factor, Tuesday May 13, 1865, UnNews:Stop dressing like whores, you whores!, UnColums:Johnnys a big poopy, HowTo:Get hold of a Number Six Cylon (with Template:U), GMT, Sunni days and Arabian Nights, UnNews:Sputnik is launch!, Elephant, UnScripts:Star Trek (film, 2009 reboot), Irreducible complexity (with Template:U), UnNews:Town council takes 'steps' to tackle crime, Super! Giant Robot Team-Force,, Magic Pantheism, Slender Loris
Black flamingo11	45.5	Roger Ebert, Frog, Takeshi's Castle, Salamander, Alice in Sunderland (with Template:U), Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci (with Template:U), Curry, The Godfather Part II, Marilyn Monroe (with Template:U), Until the Cows Come Home, Kate Bush (with Template:U), Dragon Age: Origins, Chicken (with various), Shakespeare Authorship Debate, Denise Milani's breasts, Cancer (constellation), EVEN CHEAPER CAR INSURANCE!, Utopia, Weird (with Template:U), The Godfather Part III, Dark Science, Lonely Hearts Column (with these users), Blockbuster (with Template:U and Template:U), BabyTV, Samurai, Bass, Toshiro Mifune, Ovum, Born again, UnNews:Humans evolved from dinosaurs, Sofia Coppola, Armenian Genocide, Inbox (with basically everyone), Final Fantasy VII, Boyfriend (with Template:U), Creation myth, Sun (with Magic man), Watermelon, Horseshoes (game) (with Template:U and Template:U), Australian Pink Floyd, Arecibo Message, UnNews:Cancer research causes cancer, Deviled eggs, Where the wild onions grow (with Template:U), The Exorcist, Aristocrats (class), Sylvia Plath, Ask Jeeves, Avenge my death, Snips, snails and puppy dog tails, Luxembourg (city)
Ptok-Bentoniczny	4.5	Battle of Grunwald, Mark Robinson with Template:U, UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik, UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik 2: The Breifist, Alternative legal systems here, I'd like to thank Romartus for help with finding suitbale images for some of my articles
Optimuschris	4.5	HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days‎, 21st Century Nazis, Al Gore (Colonization), Great Britain (Colonization), Michael Jackson (Colonization), Jew (Colonization), God (Colonization)
CheddarBBQ	4.5	HowTo:Get Over Jenny, Leprechaun, Thin Mints, Tim Burton (with ΥΣΣ), Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic
Weebils	3	UnNews:Canada's new phunny munny, UnNews:Junior designer makes her own prom dress, UnNews:Police investigate "bizarre incidents" at Walmart
UPjcm	3	HowTo:Be a Troll, UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance, Newt Gingrich
Fishalishalish	3	UnNews:Local author gives up on dream, Spittoon, UnNews:Man with no head swims English Channel
Funnybony	39	Laird Hamilton, Mecca Vice, Post Apocalypse, Voidism, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (with Aleister and PF4Eva), Tantra (with Aleister), UnBooks:Keith Richards (with RomArtus), William Westmoreland with Sog, HowTo:Beat jet lag, Jack Dempsey (with Aleister), Alfred E. Neuman, Lord Christopher Monckton, United States of Earth with Sog, Punji Stick (with RomArtus), Tony Jaa, UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon, Roberto Duran with Sog, Joe Pesci (with Template:U), Mike Tyson (with Aleister), Psychedelic music (with Template:U), Jeff Beck, Blue-ringed octopus, Don Martin, Guru Maharaj Ji, Lunar Launch (with Template:U), December 21, 2012 (with Template:U), G-Rex (with Template:U), Kryptonite, Inbox (with many, many, many others), Padmé, Bohemian Grove (with Template:U), The Big Crunch, Unobtanium (with Shabidoo), John Belushi (with MadMax and Oliphaunte), UnNews:Chinese claim Ron Paul unerectable, Dead Dicks (with my pal Aleister), Amero, Womp Rat, The Yardbirds, India (with Template:U), UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters (Collab with my pal Al), Bhagavad-gita, My Lai Massacre, Baby boomer (with Template:U), UnNews:Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain, UnNews:Apple unveils iWeapon, UnNews:Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse, UnNews:Wind farms are solution to global warming, Soma, iBauer,
PuppyOnTheRadio	35	Six Hats, Guide to a Postmodernist Art Exhibition, Psyché, Number bases, Isaac The Tank Engine, Lateral Thinking, UnScripts:steal Bank Customer Service training video, UnNews:Australia says "You just don't understand our humour!", Love, Street Fighter, Microsoft Knowledge Base, Stereotype, Intelligent Mathematics, Monitor, UnDebate: Is it ever right to restrict freedom of speech?, HowTo:Change a Spare Tire, Creationism colonisation, Game:Alone in the dark, Tropical cyclone, Lateral thinking puzzle, Occam's Razor, Bruce Wayne colonisation, Chatroulette, Daily News, UnBooks:Where do babies come from?, Karate Kid, God's answering service with Sog1970, Lonely Hearts Column (with Black flamingo11 and these users), Decentiousness, Science Fiction as cTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:UTemplate:Uon, Thank God it's Friday, HowTo:Be Happy, Mathematics, Counting to potato with Template:U, God as colonisation, India with Template:U, Salvador Dali, Political correctness, Fifty shades of grey, HowTo:Become the king of pop
Hotadmin4u69	32	Inanimate Sponge, Really Big Tree, Grue's Clues, HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement, Adolf Hitler, Letter to the Isle, Preflight procedures, Commercial, Maginot Line, Godzilla vs. Urethra, Holocaust denial denial, Why?:Destroy the Rainforest, Alien v. Predator, United Nations Charter, Virginia Tech Massacre (with Template:U), Poetry, Give a shit, Uncyclopedia Madness, Officers and Espionage, Jesus' foreskin, Morning wood, Gay whales in Darfur, HowTo:Tell who is posting as an admin on the Uncyc Facebook page, The Grand Canyon, Anderson Cooper, 5 Things Cracked Stole From Uncyclopedia, Muammar Gaddafi, UnNews:Justin Bieber eats a sandwich, UnNews:Teenager admits to having fun; D.E.A. moves to classify 'fun' as a Schedule I drug, Archaeology, Thunderstorm of 1976, UnNews:U.N. warns Syria to halt violence or face further warnings
Mattsnow	29.5	Heaven's Gate, Doping in sports, UnNews:Obama: We're not responsible for drones with US Army emblem's actions, Boston Molasses Disaster, Inbox (with a Whole Bunch of Everybodys), George Carlin, Bohemian Grove (with Funnybony), Rand Paul, UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning, Québec, Boyfriend (with Black Flamingo), UnNews:Tour de France 2011 filled with controversies, Mini-golf and HowTo:Train to look awesome! (both with Magic Man), Horseshoes (game) (with the Frozen Mammoths), MKULTRA, HowTo:Snowboard your way to awesomeness!, Door handle (with Shabidoo), Don King, Herman Cain (with Romartus, Magic Man and Socky), Mexico tourism brochure, Mount Everest Disaster, UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away, Steve Irwin, Nineteen Eighty-Four, Rick Santorum (with Xamralco), Resident Evil, Earth's Children, UnNews:Our Great Leader Kim Jong-un brings even more prosperity to us glorious North Koreans, UnNews:Tom Boonen wins Paris-Roubaix cycling race while smoking a cigar, The Great Elephant Revolt of 2011, UnNews:Debate over death penalty raging in Canada, UnNews:Montrealer fed up with strikers dismembers one, UnNews:Cannibalism becoming increasingly popular, Quebec City
15Mickey20	25	UnCameron, Martina Hingis, Old McDonald, Sweatshop, A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid, Much Ado About Nothing, Paris Hilton, Eurovision Song Contest, Rafael Nadal, UnBooks:The secret diary of Andrew Murray, aged 20¾, Robert Mugabe, Sania Mirza, HowTo:Boil an egg, A-level, UnNews:Cancer is racist, James Bond (character), Claude Debussy, Disorganised crime, Queen Elizabeth I, Dmitry Medvedev, Cheryl Cole, Novak Djokovic, Vladimir Putin, Anna Kournikova Penis penis Penis penis penis penis Penis penis
GlobalTourniquet	17	UnNews:I Am Not An Al Gore Denier - Richard "Dick" Lindzen, HowTo:Write Good, Inland Empire, Plink, Alfred Hitchcock, HowTo:Write Serj Tankian Lyrics, Jim Jarmusch, UnScripts:Waiting For Godot 2: Waiting With A Vengeance, Rod Serling, UnNews:NFL Claims Ownership of Every Word That Comes Out of Your Mouth, Charlie Kaufman, Terry Gilliam, Feral Child, Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, Astrology, An infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, Mountain Dew
RAHB	17.5	Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!, Why?:Remove Your Penis, UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men (collab'd with Thinker), UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul (collab'd with Thinker), List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway, UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not, Consolation Prize (collab'd with Thinker), UnBooks:One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged), HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (collab'd with Template:U and Template:U), Observational Comedy, UnNews:Jim Carrey to star in Liar Liar 10 Year Anniversary Edition, UnBooks:So Your Wife Wants To Become A Minister (And Other Solutions To Your Daily Problems), Topaz, Dikembe Mutombo, UnTunes:Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire (with Template:U), The guy who always conveniently has anything needed stored in his ridiculously large 80s parachute pants, I Have A Problem, Banana Jacket, Arizona, Nazi Eating
Xamralco	16.5	HowTo:Replace bread with something else, Why?:IPs can't edit the main page, Colorless green ideas sleep furiously, SpongeBob SquarePants, Italy, UnBooks:My Tedious Day, God's userpage (with Template:U, Template:U, and Template:U), Anti-humour, Rick Santorum (with Template:U), Cow tipping, War, UnBooks:The journey of the ugly kitten, UnNews:Some guy does some stuff, Human anatomy, Yoda (with Template:U and some random IPs), Chick-fil-A, Doody, Disney
Shabidoo	13	Uncyclopedia made my life more different, Mahjong, HowTo:Make Breakfast Dew (For Women), Ozone, Unobtanium (with Funnybony), Door handle (with Mattsnow), Nothing is permanent, Fox News, Bad things have happened recently, Inter-Lights Inc, Streets of Laredo (with NoNamesLeft), Holding Open Doors (with Mattlobster), Extra mega brownie points, Finger Cancer, UnBooks:A Day in the Life of the Canadian Prime Minister‎‎
Socky	10	Bettie Page, UnDebate:Is it morally unacceptable to have babies?, Kosher Nostra (w/ Rabbi, Mordillo, TKF), UnBooks:The Whimsical World of Freedom of Expression (with ColinAYB), UnTunes:Can't Be Blamed (For My Shitty Music) (with Template:U), Miracle Science, Elfen Lied, Lunar Launch (with Template:U), Major urinary proteins (with TKF), This is not Sparta, Vasco da Gama, Herman Cain (with Magic Man, Mattsnow and Romartus), Japanese TV series centered around battles where powerful creatures are summoned using some small object that usually has a real-life equivalent of these battles in the form of a game, except in real life, you don't actually get to summon any creatures

The VFP Hall of Shame

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For artists who've scored a hat trick (3 featured images, or better) in the game of Uncyclopedia.

Name	Features	Titles
Mhaille	19	Sonnet the Hedgehog, Thermopylae, McJesus, Lake Titicaca, Boogies with Badgers, PotatoChop, Dead Funny, Artificial Pseudoscientology, UnUsual Suspects, Sexual Predator, Long Neck Killer (co-imaged with Zombiebaron), Uncyclopedia is the Wurst, Tombstone Kops, Norman Wisdom, Grand Marshall, Tom Hanks Proskater 4, Ghandi: First Blood, British Moon Landing, Paul the Obscene, Entering Arizona (co-imaged with Zombiebaron)
Zombiebaron	17	Zombieche, Football Navigation, Obiwan Keroppi, Not Pink Elephants, Guitar Statue, Long Neck Killer (co-imaged with Mhaille), Sistine Graffiti, Skywalker Aura, Halloween Cross Burning, Lets Go Fly A Kike, Skin Flute, Paris Stilton, Optimus Prime - Transformer, Zombiebaron and a panda, Santa Did WTC, The Luffahwaffe (co-imaged with Lyrithya), DJ Beathoven Drops The Bass, And THIS is how you fuck a bear! (co-imaged with Bizzeebeever), Entering Arizona (co-imaged with Mhaille)