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| Article | Summary | Last Edit |
|---|---|---|
| Grammar fascist | 2007-02-06 15:31:48 | |
| Macbest | 2007-02-06 15:33:41 | |
| Nomenclature | 2007-02-06 23:18:03 | |
| Postwhore | 2007-02-06 23:20:36 | |
| Gurgling | 2007-02-06 23:23:03 | |
| Kami (Takalani Sesame character) | 2007-02-06 23:26:22 | |
| Raufarhöfn | 2007-02-06 23:36:26 | |
| Torte | 2007-02-07 00:01:55 | |
| Jehovium | 2007-02-07 00:05:25 | |
| Puppeteer | 2007-02-07 00:17:11 | |
| Fuzzy | 2007-02-07 00:20:41 | |
| Pineal gland | 2007-02-07 15:13:42 | |
| National Backwards Helmet Day | 2007-02-07 15:16:52 | |
| Traffic | 2007-02-17 00:04:23 | |
| Hallowed Book | 2007-02-17 15:59:09 | |
| Mass transit | 2007-02-22 19:25:40 | |
| Perennial | 2007-02-24 16:18:29 | |
| Ninja Attack Machine Gun Frosty/6 | 2007-02-24 16:51:48 | |
| The end of UNO | 2007-03-02 19:19:35 | |
| Union of Concerned Scientists | 2007-03-08 06:27:51 | |
| Reichette | 2007-03-08 06:45:12 | |
| Osprey | 2007-03-08 06:48:16 | |
| Trench coat | 2007-03-08 06:52:04 | |
| Triagram | 2007-03-08 06:52:34 | |
| Pixellated Body Disease | 2007-03-08 06:56:18 | |
| Comic strip | 2007-03-08 07:06:03 | |
| Documenterrier | 2007-03-09 20:30:14 | |
| The End of the Internet | 2007-03-10 22:28:18 | |
| Empire of Nova Doomia | 2007-03-10 22:59:45 | |
| Rounders | 2007-03-12 02:56:26 | |
| Indian Standard Time | 2007-03-12 09:13:50 | |
| Poster child | 2007-03-13 17:55:00 | |
| Shawn Bradley | 2007-03-15 00:57:47 | |
| Suicide by boasting | 2007-03-18 23:36:15 | |
| Rectangle | 2007-04-09 05:59:10 | |
| Tobacco Farming | 2007-04-11 23:33:57 | |
| Escape velocity | 2007-04-12 14:17:04 | |
| Famous Canadians | 2007-04-22 15:20:23 | |
| Bandnames described obtusely | 2007-04-26 10:01:25 | |
| Lactose | 2007-04-26 21:20:02 | |
| Bladder | 2007-05-02 17:54:30 | |
| Repressed sexual tension | 2007-05-04 05:26:14 | |
| BlueJ | 2007-05-05 15:35:56 | |
| IMDB (internet group) | 2007-05-07 16:43:38 | |
| Strange but untrue/Fresh air | 2007-05-19 17:31:27 | |
| Lost (2001 TV series) | 2007-05-23 12:46:32 | |
| Mr.peanut | 2007-05-27 17:35:42 | |
| Oak | 2007-05-30 22:14:23 | |
| Young Extremist Elitest Christian's American's Purity's Saint's Jesus' Religious Republicans of Latter-Day Manifest Destiny Against Non-Heterosexuals, Teens, Tatoos, Rock Music, Hippies, Blacks, French, Solar Power Death, and Asia Association | 2007-06-05 21:30:49 | |
| Charles Ponzi | 2007-06-09 01:50:21 | |
| Karori Wildlife Sanctuary | 2007-06-21 06:16:58 | |
| Mail prostitute | 2007-06-25 16:25:43 | |
| This is not a bomb | 2007-06-26 10:29:14 | |
| NoIdeas | 2007-06-29 21:42:15 | |
| Constitutional Monarchy | 2007-07-29 10:43:34 | |
| Fig Newton | 2007-08-01 15:58:44 | |
| Pai Mei | 2007-08-10 21:24:00 | |
| Irish ice god | 2007-08-31 14:39:28 | |
| Meatatarianism | 2007-09-23 20:48:16 | |
| Simpleton | 2007-09-26 05:20:58 | |
| Screening | 2007-09-28 05:38:00 | |
| Most Super Mega Ultra Powerful Great Supreme Overlord Court of the United States of America | 2007-10-02 03:32:59 | |
| Monkey disease | 2007-10-04 17:21:32 | |
| Qwertyitis | 2007-10-05 03:05:11 | |
| Electronics | 2007-10-07 01:49:14 | |
| Imminent Death Syndrome | 2007-11-17 23:11:43 | |
| Release the Monkeys | 2007-11-21 08:44:12 | |
| Gator | 2007-12-19 15:30:35 | |
| Shakedown | 2008-01-16 04:11:55 | |
| Science Dictionary | 2008-02-14 15:13:46 | |
| Warm War | 2008-03-13 03:47:48 | |
| Zaglers | 2008-04-16 17:01:46 | |
| Baroque Obama | 2008-04-26 18:27:00 | |
| Temperance movement | 2008-05-01 04:14:01 | |
| Great Underwear Crisis of 1912 | 2008-05-01 14:04:07 | |
| IMDb (internet group) | 2008-05-01 16:28:50 | |
| Space Elves | 2008-05-05 20:00:20 | |
| KGB (fast food chain) | 2008-05-06 02:13:07 | |
| GenCon | GenCon is a semi-biannual (during alternate Augusts only) gathering of leaders of the various tribes of geeks, nerds, gamers, dweebs, booth babes, and violent merchandisers. During the four-day event, attendants play non-stop, Red Bull-enhanced marathon games... | 2008-08-24 19:20:24 |
| Oprah's Livejournal Club | To be considered for Oprah's Livejournal Club selection, blogs must feature pathetic, poorly written prose, and garishly unreadable layouts. | 2008-08-24 19:31:14 |
| The Socratic Four | Socrates and Plato had a band you know... | 2008-08-24 21:28:17 |
| AAS | The A.A.S. (Anti-Acronym Society), believe the T.L.A. (Three Letter Acronym) is a V.S.T. (Very Silly Thing) | 2008-08-24 21:41:52 |
| Gal | If you lived in the starched pinafore and perfect updos 1950s, a "Gal" is a woman. | 2008-08-24 23:51:56 |
| Lists on a Page | Uncyc Meta humour about lists | 2008-08-25 01:52:06 |
| Armin Meiwes | He was the guy who found and ate a voluntary victim he found via the internet. "Born in Germany, Armin Meiwes is one of the greatest chefs of the XXI century" | 2008-08-25 02:37:17 |
| John Ratzenberger | Cliff from Cheers is the Pope? | 2008-08-25 02:41:58 |
| Pointe Shoe Porn | Started by speakers of Esperanto, who wanted to create porn that would appeal equally to any gender or sexual orientation. | 2008-08-25 02:43:18 |
| Grey Cup | The Grey Cup was once the legendary chalice of Jesus Christ. | 2008-08-25 02:54:13 |
| Space is minty fresh | The Hubba Bubba Space Telescope has confirmed one fact not anticipated by either classical or relativistic physics | 2008-08-25 02:57:57 |
| Centerfold | A centerfold is a topological transform of glossy paper that increases the available surface area for the depicting of naughty pictures. | 2008-08-25 03:39:59 |
| Bell Biv DeVoe | Bell Biv DeVoe (or BBD) is a local telephone provider for parts of the United Spades of Amerika that are stuck in the year 1990 | 2008-08-25 04:30:13 |
| Smart Bedsheets | Smart Bedsheets are the Precursors to the Famous author Towlie who went on to write his epic Biographical Stub A Million Little Fibres | 2008-08-25 12:39:30 |
| Maitreya | Maitreya, referred to by his supporters as "Lord of the Rings" and by his detractors as "Lord of the Sweatsocks", describes himself as the Great Teacher | 2008-08-25 12:53:31 |
| Article history | Uncyc meta humour... | 2008-08-25 13:04:21 |
| BCU | The BCU or Bladder Control Union is a very wide known association for bladder control. | 2008-08-25 13:24:35 |
| Polar Islamiah | Polar Islamiah is an arctic extremist militant group dedicated to establishing a united, snowy, Islamic world for all... except the Infidels, they get blown up. | 2008-08-25 14:26:01 |
| Rainbow Six | A Mix of the novel written by Tom Clancy, and the British kids show | 2008-08-25 14:32:54 |
| Reliant Astrodome | The Reliant Astrodome (which is a lie, as it's very un-reliable) is a stadium/mothership in Houston, Arkansas | 2008-08-25 15:26:09 |
| Deathslot™ | a patented technology that TV Companies use to cancel shows. | 2008-08-25 15:28:46 |
| If We All Vote For Each Other, Then Everybody Wins: A Communist's Guide to Democracy | Taking the piss out of communism and its views | 2008-08-25 17:55:50 |
| Bitzy | A specific type, or in the figurative sense, genre, of humanoid horse | 2008-08-25 20:51:55 |
| Tsar Wars | "Tsar Wars is a series of educational movies detailing the history of the Russian Revolution directed by George Hamilton". Star Wars meets Russian rulers! | 2008-08-25 21:29:03 |
| Nerv | "Nerv: v. as in to nerv. Marking an Uncyclopedia Article as having poor writing quality" Meta humour about article quality | 2008-08-26 01:18:08 |
| Antipsychotic | Antipsychotic, pronounced anti-psi-co-tick, was a specially trained insect which appeared in a number of Alfred Hitchcock horror movies. | 2008-08-26 01:20:23 |
| Earth Ball | Assuming that the world is not round... "The Earth Ball is an anachronistic theorem that the world is shaped like a ball. Fans of the flat earth society will like this one. | 2008-09-10 20:11:52 |
| Butter v. toast | A court case between toast and butter. | 2008-09-11 22:52:48 |
| Microsoft Political Assistant | A program created by that strange company, Microsoft that is only released to members of the government. | 2008-09-20 07:49:51 |
| Mirtha Legrand | If you know Mirtha well, this one is for you | 2008-10-13 17:51:56 |
| Scooby Gang | The Scooby Gang was a group of Communist Party of China leaders in the People's Republic of China who were arrested and removed from their positions in 1976 | 2008-10-15 10:39:36 |
| Wood badger | The wood badger is the most dangerous animal known to mankind, or any -kind for that matter. They live deep within the tundras of Antarctica, where they are led by their king, Snuffles IV | 2008-10-24 10:10:44 |
| That 1870's Show | Parody of That 70's Show | 2008-10-30 15:50:51 |
| My Life as a String Bassist | The tragic story of a string bassist, revealed at last! | 2008-10-30 15:55:06 |
| Hope | "Hope is the name of a flower common to the Isle of Man". The normal idea written about a flower. | 2008-11-06 02:44:34 |
| Euclid | Euclid is widely considered to be the Dutch uncle of geometry | 2008-11-07 15:22:44 |
| Revised Romanization of Korean | The main purpose of Revised Romanization is to make Korean even more incomprehensible and unpronounceable to those who are not native Korean speakers. | 2008-11-09 23:41:36 |
| Enzyte | You'd sooner get a bigger penis if you put your thumb up your ass and tried to fart. | 2008-11-10 22:11:22 |
| New England Journal of Temporal Research | A quarterly journal based in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania that publishes a selection of academic and research papers concerning time travel. | 2008-11-24 21:54:04 |
| Exploding Peasants | The Exploding Peasant is a long-standing, inexpensive form of warfare. | 2008-11-26 03:52:57 |
| Raptose Intolerant | If you hate RAP, this is for you. | 2008-11-27 17:57:38 |
| White Power | A Parody mixing Bread and racial politics. "the idea that all those who eat only white bread will some day take over the world" | 2008-11-30 02:55:20 |
| Fucking everything | Fucking everything is an idealistic goal held both by hard-core nihilists and various horniness advocacy movements. Like world peace, it is complex in its interpretations and fascinating in its inspiration of free love. Generally, it is agreed to refer to a theoretical future condition whereby all persons and things have been fucked. | 2008-12-01 19:46:22 |
| Windows Live Uncyclopedia Portal | Only run a Windows Live Uncyclopedia Portal on Windows Vsita Ultimate | 2008-12-06 00:08:29 |
| Orange Jews | a drink created by Hitler during the roaring 30's. It's Orange juice silly! | 2008-12-08 20:59:42 |
| Bell | The bell is an assault weapon, vaguely resembling a pear. | 2008-12-15 14:38:10 |
| Ninjewtsu | 'Ninjewtsu is the techniques used by the ninjew. | 2009-01-07 19:46:31 |
| Curacao | A pretty big "rock" right next to the smaller "rock" called Aruba. | 2009-01-27 17:55:41 |
| Kyoto | is hidden deep under the Earth's crust, where it is still warm | 2009-01-27 22:18:10 |
| War on War | Political piece mocking the war on terror, and general policies of war. | 2009-02-04 11:44:12 |
| Bicameral | A bicameral government is one which relies on two, rather than one, camels to make legislative decisions. | 2009-02-08 01:53:10 |
| Dog Goo | Dog Goo is the residue left behind after applying a massive centrifugal force on a dog. | 2009-02-10 11:14:58 |
| Radio control | If you are a fan of RC, you will understand | 2009-02-11 12:03:26 |
| Plushophilia | Plushophilia is the sexual and/or romantic attraction to stuffed animals. | 2009-02-15 09:33:35 |
| The grand unified theory of everything | One for the philosophers... | 2009-02-15 19:25:30 |
| Poopsmiths | UN:Poop? Or something else... | 2009-02-22 12:10:18 |
| Steak & Blow Job Day | Finally, a holiday Santa would be proud of. | 2009-02-27 01:00:52 |
| System administrator | Innocent geeks are attached to machines with chains. Their task is to verify that no bit in computer memories suddenly flips by effect of Quantum cheddardynamics. | 2009-03-05 10:15:20 |
| Britney Spears To Write Children's Book | Britney Spears is writing a children's book. (OH GOD!!) | 2009-03-05 18:33:03 |
| Goat lactation | The basis for the international drink known as beer and also some specialty toast spreads such as marmite and vegemite. | 2009-03-05 20:56:47 |
| Mach 3 Triple Bladed Katana | The Mach 3 Triple Bladed Katana, sold at quality samurai supply stores everywhere under the slogan "The best a samurai can get" | 2009-03-08 17:24:54 |
| Lazy Object Oriented Programming | OOP for the truly lazy | 2009-03-12 13:43:42 |
| Wal'NTlet | The Wal'NTlet is a wallet in the form of an animal and will protect your money, credit cards and all your other stuff. | 2009-03-15 15:18:40 |
| Union Jack | The flag of Great Britain and is often used in racist slogans, as fuel for fires and as quilts for the homeless. | 2009-03-15 16:23:25 |
| Sci-Fi | Sci-fi, or Saince ficshun, is a series of books and movies written by the oompa loompa George Lucas. | 2009-03-23 00:56:31 |
| Gail Porter | Uses puns on Gail's name being like the type of strong wind. | 2009-03-25 15:49:16 |
| Cremationism | Parody of creationism | 2009-03-26 23:12:24 |
| The Raccoons | Famous character Raccoon Bert actually had super powers. | 2009-03-31 18:19:08 |
| The Cheese String Theory Incident | String Theory meets cheese | 2009-04-01 03:24:28 |
| Pants theorem | Also popularly known as "the source of evil theorem", is widely used to explain disturbances in the cosmos and in textile manufacturing | 2009-04-06 22:22:29 |
| Winn Dixie | Winn Dixie is a second rate Operating System software written by the Microsoft Corporation for prospective customers in southern United States. | 2009-04-06 22:43:07 |
| Inkjet printer | If you have ever had trouble with your printer, this one is for you. | 2009-04-07 02:57:22 |
| Red China | Parody of Chinese politics | 2009-04-07 12:49:17 |
| Make Up European Countries | Making up European countries is a much loved pastime all over the globe, especially in Kakoslovakia and Fookanslavia, where it's the national sport. | 2009-04-12 07:21:00 |
| The Empire | Somewhere between Star Wars and Politics | 2009-04-15 15:26:51 |
| Missing Lynx | The Missing Lynx is a fugitive perused by such people as Charles Darwin. | 2009-04-20 18:21:47 |
| Creation Museum | an ACTUAL museum about creationism that exists in Kentucky | 2009-04-26 15:53:24 |
| Cgi-bin | where Pixar and other animation studios put their failed concept ideas and other assorted 3D things. | 2009-04-29 12:52:56 |
| Lushotology | The only religion, other than Mormonism, that believes in total intoxication. | 2009-04-29 23:30:12 |
| My cat has gas | Does your cat stink? | 2009-05-03 04:53:18 |
| Solidarity | Solidarity was a Scottish political party that is | 2009-05-05 05:06:46 |
| Tallinn 2020 Summer Olympics Bid | According to Pee Review, "A region totally unprepared to host the Olympics putting in an Olympic bid... and communicating their unpreparedness through their assertions that they actually are prepared". | 2009-05-08 21:03:09 |
| UnScripts:60 Minutes Special: Romeo and Juliet | Do you know your Shakespeare? This one needs some work... | 2009-05-09 07:07:44 |
| Fucked Up Wrasslin' Vol 1 | WWF gone completely... Well, fucked up. | 2009-05-17 04:08:23 |
| Rambling | Rambling is basically like this one time from ages ago where this guy I went to school with, called, erm, oh god what was his name? You know, he was that blond guy... | 2009-05-17 15:54:18 |
| Tsunami | Derived from the Japanese words "nami" for wave and "tsu" for Run like hell | 2009-05-18 17:13:58 |
| The Five Pillars of Islam | The Five Pillars of Islam are a popular Muslim boy band and dance group | 2009-05-20 05:04:38 |
| Money tree | The money tree is a tree species that, in place of the usual leaves as found on other trees, is foliated with paper money | 2009-05-20 17:23:22 |
| Non-Smoking | Non-smoking is the new way of being a nonconformist. | 2009-05-21 21:18:40 |
| Sausage roll | Sexual innuendo but with... sausages? That can't be right, lemme check that again... yeah, sausages. | 2009-05-23 14:22:08 |
| Worst 100 Reasons to Become a Christian of All Time | need about 30 or 40 more... | 2009-05-24 07:14:33 |
| Lazy Programming | Lazy Programming is a real coding style, this takes it all the way! | 2009-05-25 03:37:17 |
| Operation Tardharvest | A parody of Organ transplantation | 2009-05-26 15:20:05 |
| Manifold | A Manifold is a creature that hides in a dimensional space that preys on math majors. | 2009-05-27 11:07:58 |
| Holodeck | Created in 2866, The Holodeck is a device initially invented for the purpose of enacting 3-dimensional porn | 2009-05-27 16:55:12 |
| So, you woke up next to a hooker: a guide to general etiquette | You never know when you might need this. Written in a serious style. | 2009-05-29 13:02:52 |
| Thai | Commonly misspelt as tie, is a rope that is around the necks of people who like to wear casual clothes. | 2009-05-31 09:47:26 |
| Peter Chin | The Asian Fonzie? | 2009-06-02 06:22:26 |
| The Stork | Frequently in Western culture The Stork is used to divert talk about child birth, The Stork is actually the American Demi-god of child birth and as such delivers those in need of children upon lavish payment. | 2009-06-05 19:54:55 |
| Prawnography | Little is known about this fishy taboo above the sea level. Prawnography however, is a multi-billion oyster a year business | 2009-06-08 15:48:28 |
| Really, really, really gay | Are you Gay enough to finish this? | 2009-06-09 00:43:50 |
| Backward Words | Drawkcab sdrow era etiuq gnitseretni ni eht yaw taht yeht kool ekil yeht era esnesnon, tub ouy nac krow tuo tahw yeht naem fi uoy sucof no meht yllaer yllaer drah. | 2009-06-09 10:15:25 |
| Telegram | Written in the form of a Telegram. | 2009-06-12 17:31:02 |
| New Wave | When was it okay to make fun of 80's music??? | 2009-06-14 11:55:41 |
| Francis Drake | Written in the style of the author claiming all of Mr Drakes accomplishments for himself | 2009-06-15 12:16:41 |
| Determinism | 2009-06-17 07:50:12 | |
| Die Hard | Die Hard is the medical term for death of a male while erect. | 2009-06-18 04:59:51 |
| Die Hard II | Die Hard is an expression uttered by beings who find it hard to die | 2009-06-18 05:02:05 |
| Dry | a term referring to specific areas or jurisdictions has several meaning - all which have to do with the prohibition of certain beverages. | 2009-06-18 13:16:58 |
| Blankety Blanks | The show was centred around filling in the ____. The ____ Graham Kennedy would ____ a ____ to the panel who would _____ him. | 2009-06-22 10:30:23 |
| Viewers Like You | Viewers like you are probably people you don't ever see. No one ever sees viewers like themselves for two reasons... | 2009-06-22 16:53:13 |
| Whatchamacallit | It's a thinngymegig kinda type thing/stuffs. You know, one of those. | 2009-06-22 18:18:03 |
| UnScripts:Minutes to the First Annual Dead Babies Convention | See title, really. | 2009-06-22 21:44:29 |
| Brest, France | Another pun article. Have these gone out of style yet? | 2009-06-22 22:18:42 |
| The worst idea ever | would be to not edit this article! There is a good concept behind this one, it just needs a little more work | 2009-06-23 00:11:20 |
| E. E. Cummings | appare
ntly owned a brok kentype writ er | 2009-06-23 10:56:29 |
| Women spies | Women spies have always had a big advantage over male ones, due to the handy gap between the breasts which secret notes can hide in. | 2009-06-23 15:07:35 |
| Strait of Gibraltar | Pun mixing the place with the sexual preference. "The Straight of Gibraltar is the only heterosexual individual in the UK territory of of Gibraltar." | 2009-06-24 06:47:38 |
| Spermicide | Spermicide is the mass killing of defenseless sperm. | 2009-06-25 11:44:53 |
| Bumper sticker | Bumper Stickers were first invented in 1967, predating phones, as a cheap and environmentally friendly alternative to the postal service. | 2009-06-26 22:37:57 |
| International Society of Procrastinators | Don't procrastinate! Edit this! | 2009-06-27 07:22:31 |
| G-spot | After being lost for eons and eons The G-spot has been found.... the G-spot geographically south of the equator hidden inside a cave-like structure surrounded by dense bushland. | 2009-06-27 21:58:45 |
| Salmon Ella | a Salmon dish eaten by native americans, canucks and occasionally, Edwina Curry | 2009-06-28 15:07:11 |
| Occam's Razor (blade) | Occam's Razor - the amazing razor designed for philosophers everywhere! | 2009-06-29 04:40:33 |
| Pilgrim | Really, they were so anal that the British didn't want them. Admit it, that's pretty bad... | 2009-07-01 20:49:11 |
| Belly dancing | Belly dancing (belyora insocumdancia) is a horrifically entertaining act on which people or animals dance upon the stomach of another person. | 2009-07-01 22:12:06 |
| Nigerian Money Scam | Deadpan, serious style article about African politics | 2009-07-04 20:06:07 |
| Hemp | Written by a Hippie! "Yo, dude, do you want to sign this petition? Proposition 505, legalizing hemp production in Oregon?" | 2009-07-06 00:47:53 |
| Scotch egg | The Scotch egg is a weapon first used during the crusades. It consisted of an egg, soaked in scotch and then ignited. | 2009-07-06 02:14:45 |
| Snooping | Snooping is what you do when your neighbour has an interesting life and you don’t. | 2009-07-06 12:16:02 |
| Original sin | Original sin is a concept in Christianity based on the idea that if you are going to do something wrong, at least you should do something nobody has done before. | 2009-07-10 23:09:18 |
| Baba | Baba is a colloquial term used to represent certain classes of Indian Saints. Babas transcend the boundaries of religion and root-canal their ideas in mathematically normalized Vedic philosophy | 2009-07-12 08:24:27 |
| Asthma | Asthma is ... (wheez) (cough) a ... (wheez) (cough) resp ... (wheez) (cough) I ... (wheez) (cough) need ... o_o' | 2009-07-14 08:25:50 |
| Paedophobia | defined as the rational fear of children. It is often characterized by an avoidance of all things related to children. | 2009-07-15 00:20:06 |
| FUBAR | This is Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition and needs your help. | 2009-07-16 15:17:51 |
| The Theory of Evolution | Some people believe in Darwin's theory of evolution, others have their own beliefs, but the most interesting "Theory" that I have heard of involves lots and lots of beer. | 2009-07-16 19:36:42 |
| Rasputin's Penis | Do you know the whereabouts of his penis? | 2009-07-19 12:54:46 |
| Blow job | Glass blowing meets fellatio in a burst of horrible puns. | 2009-07-20 22:25:27 |
| Highwayman | about highways, and the men who rob/patrol them | 2009-07-21 14:23:59 |
| List of lists which do not contain themselves | clever logical fallacy... it's way more funny than I made it sound | 2009-07-24 10:58:52 |
| Science Fiction | Science Fiction is a way for geeks, dorks, nerds, etc. to make themselves look good. | 2009-07-26 00:15:44 |
| It doesn't matter what your answer is as long as you feel good about it | Parody of disagreements on world philosophy | 2009-07-26 13:19:38 |
| Front bum | an Elizabethan military rank that featured prominently in both the Napoleonic Wars and I Love Lucy. Traditionally a forward leading infantry position... | 2009-07-26 23:17:37 |
| Volen Siderov | It is hard to describe how peaceful and intelligent this man is, and in fact he is one of the most popular politicians in the European Union nowadays. | 2009-07-27 10:21:23 |
| Boner | "Boner is a reference to the failed coup of The Joker to harass Gotham City" ... No need to be a dick about it, this is a good idea. A few different concepts going on, just needs a bit more of an erection) | 2009-07-27 19:22:49 |
| Pay-per-view | Is one of the worst ways to obtain pornography; the charges cannot be disputed with your credit card company and the logs may be saved in a publicly accessed queue | 2009-07-27 23:22:19 |
| Diogenes | Do you know your Greek history? | 2009-07-30 06:03:02 |
| Wartime Profanities Act | Don't be a sweary Mary! Leave Shit and Cunt for the men on the front. | 2009-07-30 06:17:32 |
| Write a Typical American Article | See HowTo:Be American | 2009-08-02 16:37:00 |
| Guitar tablature | Guitar tablature is a method of sending secret messages in code. | 2009-08-03 05:22:22 |
| Marbury v. Madison | Marbury V. Madison is the name of America's first Supreme Court Chief Justice, a renowned Judge famous for outlining almost all of America's court rules and laws | 2009-08-03 06:22:39 |
| Scams | The scam was invented by Nigerians at roughly the same time as the internet was introduced to Africa | 2009-08-05 15:38:14 |
| Unspoiled Virgin | An Unspoiled Virgin is an extraordinarily uncommon breed of female humans, almost never occurring in nature for more than thirteen years (five in Japan if there lucky | 2009-08-05 21:44:05 |
| Let me just say one thing... | A first-person narrative of an angry husband contronting his wife's lover. | 2009-08-06 21:10:05 |
| Reverb factory | One for music fans. "The Reverb Factory is most well known for producing large amounts of Reverb, and for being the last industrial site in Britain to adhere to the codes of management... | 2009-08-11 17:35:51 |
| Wooden branch with slight bend | How much fun can you have with such an important subject? | 2009-08-12 07:59:24 |
| Tae-Kwon-Do | Tae-Kwon-Do or as the French would like us to refer to it as "le poulet frite" was a form of the martial arts which started the 100 year war between Britain and France. | 2009-08-17 04:05:12 |
| Ex-boyfriend | the ex-boyfriend is a subspecies of the human male ( Imbiliciis Moronii a. Prickus ), known for once having been your boyfriend before he left you for another girl | 2009-08-18 10:32:41 |
| Retrophrenology | Retrophrenology is the practical application of Phrenology. Instead of merely observing the bumps on the head of the subject, retrophrenologists attempt to find the bumps that cause problems, and remove them or to add bumps in a scientific way to achieve the desired personality traits. | 2009-08-19 03:46:10 |
| The Aristocats | The Aristocats is a horror movie about the killing of James Bond from the frozen mind of Walt Disney. Everybody thinks it's about cats. Sometimes I sleep. But not always. But back to The Aristocats, it's a pun on a word, AristoCRAT. So if you think that's clever, bite me.
This movie is the vehicle by which the most famous inside joke in the history feline animation is told. The Aristocats was remade by Columbia Pictures and Walt Disney Pictures into a live action movie distributed by Gaumont and starring Rita Hayworth and Carry Grant. | 2009-08-19 09:27:24 |
| Computer Religion | One for those religious about their computing | 2009-08-20 10:46:21 |
| Johnny Cash | A smartcard, used pay for entry to any restroom in the North American Union that charges an entry fee. | 2009-08-21 03:07:42 |
| Contradiction | How contradicting can it be? | 2009-08-24 12:51:21 |
| Starlight Express | Starlight Express is a musical written by Andrew Lloyd Webber. The twist towards this musical is that the whole cast are trains and that they are on skates. Err...I think that maybe Andrew was on LSD when he did this one folks. | 2009-08-26 04:54:26 |
| The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones | An over-hyped film which promises everything but delivers nothing. | 2009-08-27 19:05:46 |
| Corruption | Corruption being the reason many words change (being corrupted) over time | 2009-08-28 19:52:10 |
| Kronos | If you know God of War (the video game) you will know this guy | 2009-08-28 20:19:25 |
| Sex scene | Sex scenes are often used to get underage minors to watch movies with an "R" rating, and to further Hugh Heffner's project for the rescue of all living dinosaurs. | 2009-08-28 21:37:30 |
| Rehab | Rehab is a place where you go approxomately 2 years after becoming famous. | 2009-08-31 05:43:50 |
| English with a Swedish accent | Written in the style of the chief from the Muppets | 2009-09-01 02:13:08 |
| Killer Africanized Giant Fighting Desert Lobster | Zaney work about the loathsome creature that tastes great with beer and melted butter. | 2009-09-01 07:33:09 |
| Macbook Air | Macbook Air is a cocktail of synthetic pheromones MacBooks emit into the air which render people in the vicinity of a Mac to be docile and yet insufferable towards Windows users. | 2009-09-03 05:36:15 |
| Prime Directive | If you are a Star Trek fan, this one is for you | 2009-09-04 22:36:55 |
| Incredibly Obscure Japanese Video Game | A parody of Japanese video games, and the fact that Wikipedia has to have an article on bloody everything. | 2009-09-08 08:11:52 |
| Pocari | The Pocari (Smurfis pocaria) is a small mammal found primarily in urban Japan. | 2009-09-08 10:32:35 |
| Golden ratio | The golden ratio, and many other things we thought were flawed, is/are perfect! | 2009-09-08 11:17:13 |
| Write an article for Encyclopedia Dramatica | "Formed when a rogue band of wikipedians that left site to stop being put down by the "man", who was violating their freedom of speech" | 2009-09-08 22:24:15 |
| Misconception | The term misconception refers to any act of sexual intercourse in which conception does not occur | 2009-09-09 02:05:49 |
| Nigger Dogshit Sandwiches | A nigger dogshit sandwich is a sandwich consisting of the final part of a dog's large intestine placed in a sliced bun or between pieces of bread. This part of the intestine typically contains the canine's darkly coloured feces, hence the name. | 2009-09-09 09:54:02 |
| Negroxide | Negroxide (IPA: /ætˈlæntə/ or /ətˈlæntə/) is a chemical element that has the symbol Neg and atomic number 69. | 2009-09-10 02:32:41 |
| Chris Chocola | "He believes that the role of a Congressman is a full-time position playing the 18-hole "Blue" course at the Congressional Country Club" | 2009-09-10 23:45:28 |
| The Hunchback of Notre Dame | "Aliens"-themed Disney horror film | 2009-09-11 19:12:55 |
| The Emperor of the Sun | spoof of The Emperor's New Groove | 2009-10-21 01:33:34 |
| The Rescuers | A spoof of a Disney classic, based on the Holocaust, and with Mr. Stalin as Mr. Snoops. | 2009-11-08 05:22:56 |
| The Secret of NIMH | Mostly acuarate, with a bit of an uncyclopedian twist, i. e. Sara Palin as Ms. Frisby. Most of the article focueses on how horrible the sequel was. | 2009-11-19 01:33:36 |
| Confederacy of Independent People | America's inspiration to become an actual government. | 2009-11-19 20:31:46 |
| Brother Bear | Basic bashing of one of Disney's current lame films, simplified the story beyond all simpleness. | 2009-11-20 16:09:46 |
| The Black Cauldron | The Sex Cauldron (known in Nazi Germany as Taran and the Cauldron of the Jews), is arguably Disney's strangest and most disturbing movie ever made. That is, after The Little Mermaid. I can still remember those tentacles... The film is very loosely based on Chronicles of Prydain by LOLoyd Alexander. The story entitles the unlikely heros Taran and Eilonwy, who must stop the evil Horny King from conquerimg Boreao and Java. Joing them are Fflewdur Fflam, Dallben, Gurgi, and Dolly. Also, note the British accents. Really creepy. | 2009-11-21 18:43:21 |
