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Won't you please adopt this poor cute widdle kitty? We have a hundred cute widdle kitties showing up every week. And any not adopted by a loving mummy or daddy within seven days get HUFFED MERCILESSLY. Then we pick our teeth with the bones. And it'll be YOUR FAULT. So please, think of the kittens.

Pages in this section are sorted by the time they were last edited. Pages that have not been edited in more than a week can be deleted, if they continue to not have redeeming value. Damn them.

To view these articles sorted alphabetically, see Category:NRV.


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Template:Truthiness06:26, 24 July 2006
HowTo:Compile a kernel11:26, 25 July 2006
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Babel:Pt/Inutilis02:18, 19 August 2006
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UnNews:The Two Rules07:39, 16 September 2006
User:Ghandiburger01:46, 17 September 2006
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Category:Open Source is like sooo kewl21:28, 26 September 2006
HowTo:Build a Starship09:55, 4 October 2006
UnNews:Hitler has decided not to commit suicide!15:47, 30 October 2006
HowTo:Throw A Stone, In A Glass House, Without Breaking Windows23:30, 5 November 2006
HowTo:Perform Baalite sacrifices11:47, 9 November 2006
HowTo:Not mix drinks03:31, 22 November 2006
UnNews:Justin Timberlake Swallows Monkey Seman06:40, 23 November 2006
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HowTo:Crash your dads new Corvette13:04, 5 December 2006
HowTo:Make A Video Game19:25, 14 December 2006
Template:Chuck Norris Approved23:55, 14 December 2006
HowTo:Carry an xBox20:50, 22 December 2006
UnNews:Cat acts as prophylactic14:38, 30 December 2006
UnNews:Leaked Elders of Zion memo reveal Lizard Men to be true global rulers20:35, 2 January 2007
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UnNews:US committed to peace00:00, 15 January 2007
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HowTo:Survive18:20, 29 January 2007
HowTo:Taking a Shit and/or a Piss22:21, 13 February 2007
HowTo:Eat Pai15:49, 18 February 2007
UnNews:Man Eating Fish Discovered17:59, 2 March 2007
HowTo:Get Away With Rape02:14, 3 March 2007
UnNews:Death to Anorexia10:36, 4 March 2007
UnNews:Brad Pitt wanks off in public21:12, 17 March 2007
HowTo:Be a Slashdotter20:30, 18 March 2007
UnNews:USMC Drill Sgt. R Lee Ermey says Dick Cheney can't shoot for shit21:06, 19 March 2007
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UnNews:Luxemborg declares Independence20:21, 21 March 2007
Template:Rapist23:08, 21 March 2007
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UnNews:Mathematicians Solve 1000-year-old, 100% useless problem07:34, 22 March 2007
Game:TAOAG/sunhat16:41, 22 March 2007
UnNews:Al Qaeda weighs in on Attorneygate01:17, 23 March 2007
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HowTo:Kill Yourself through Depressurization04:31, 28 March 2007
UnNews:Luxembourg declares Independence22:13, 29 March 2007
UnNews:Iran waging very slow war against west23:05, 1 April 2007
Why?:How Willy Vandalized Wikipedia00:14, 2 April 2007
HowTo:Not Be a Nerd08:34, 2 April 2007
HowTo:Irritate someone08:58, 5 April 2007
HowTo:Scare the shit out other people16:03, 6 April 2007
UnNews:King of Thailand bans language17:27, 8 April 2007
UnNews:Wikipedia Shits Out Another Article06:13, 28 April 2007
Why?:The Collect Call of Cthulhu14:46, 2 May 2007
HowTo:Rob a train17:21, 3 May 2007
UnNews:Democratic U.S. Congress sets date of surrender of entire nation to terrorists17:10, 4 May 2007
UnNews:Admin blocks NEW Uncyclopedian04:27, 18 May 2007
Template:Clucke11:40, 20 May 2007
Category:Minions of Clucke17:33, 21 May 2007
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UnNews:PLO refutes rumers of civil war13:10, 25 May 2007
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HowTo:Destroy a planet18:48, 26 May 2007
Template:RandomBoobage23:29, 3 June 2007
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UnNews:U.S. Democrats Close Florida Radio Station02:01, 14 June 2007
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Why?:You know you're WTF when...22:28, 18 June 2007
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UnNews:Bomberman arrested after suspicions of terrorist activity14:01, 26 June 2007
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HowTo:Hate emo00:14, 27 June 2007
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UnNews:Seinfeld insults Québeckers18:38, 27 June 2007
HowTo:Bah Someone04:42, 28 June 2007
HowTo:Drink Coffee Properly04:51, 28 June 2007
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HowTo:Build a rocket out of your mobile phone16:03, 1 July 2007
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