Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Month
“Vote for me!”
Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.
This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the month. The official recommendation for Noob of the Month is Bartman.
Eligibility Requirements
In order to be considered a noob, you must:
- Be a MEMBER of no more than 30±3 days membership (Unless you are Template:U).
- Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
- Have written at least one "full" article or have created at least 5 "decent" photoshopped or otherwise modified images.
Nomination and voting process

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.
Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite noob. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.
Only signed votes count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.
Fabulous Prizes
Winner will receive:
- Spotlight on front page
- Fancy template to put on your user page
(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Month Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores.)
Past Winners
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Official Nominations for August
Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups )
- Nom + For Because he hasn't won this since 2008. I mean he is our resident noob! User:Frosty/sig3 06:38, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
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