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Proof that the Tao of Pooh isn't something to be overlooked...

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Children's books as they should be, without sugar-coating.

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Mickeys - the drug of choice for today's trendy ravers.

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GI Jew: The Movie is a 2006 remake of the classic Torah! Torah! Torah! of 1967 fame. The remake underwent many names before GI Jew was chosen, including Hebrews with Hutzpah and Israel is Real.

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"The greatest trick Christopher Robin ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

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Why wouldn't you join? Tom Cruise is a member! Don't you trust Tom?

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Tom Hanks' love of extreme sports generated his venture into the games market, with such classics such as the Tom Hanks' Proskater series, Joe vs the Volcano II and Philadelphia.

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A screenshot from Age of Umpires II: Age of Cricket. In this example, we see the classic "Shotgun-Seven" formation being used to maximum effect. Any good Umpire would note that this places a good deal of emphasis on the left side, making it easy enough to sneak in the stray foul wicket.

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Cookie Monster's last name becomes much more accurate when he is deprived of cookies...

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Islamic extremists are unsure how to react to this sketch of what may or may not be the back of Mohammad's head.

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Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired.

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the Red Baron causing havoc at the Battle of Waterloo

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M. K. Gandhi (Sylvester Stallone) is a former member of an elite United States Army Special Forces unit, and was awarded a Medal of Honor for his service in the Zulu War. Gandhi - First Blood tells the tale of his reintergration into society as well as his involvement within the Indian independence movement. A touching and heartfelt movie for all the family.

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The future of coffee vending machines is here! We shan't be lied to anymore, and when we press the button marked coffee colored water we will actually get that, and not frothy double glazed cappuccino! Or vice versa.

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Mr. T is a beacon of hope in our cold and dark world.

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The Klan's Halloween cross burnings are fun for the whole family!

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Yet another instance of the deplorable, ferocious blood feud between the French and their mortal enemies.

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The Official Wikipedia Uncyclopedia Sock Puppet

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“Some people live an entire lifetime and wonder if they have ever made a difference in the world, but the Marines don't have that problem.”

~ Ronald Reagan

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A classic family activity as timeless as timelessness itself!

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Due to the fragile nature of the small coins, its is often necessary to cover the dong for protection.

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The Lego JFK Assassination Set was the top selling toy of 1963. Collectors have been known to pay up to twenty-seven dollars on eBay.

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There's something strange, and it don't look good. Who ya gonna call?

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In an attempt to popularize their product, Right Guard^TM brand deodorant and antiperspirant spent obscene amounts of money licensing the Star Wars brand for merchandising. The best the marketing team could come up with was this still frame, featured in Good Housekeeping. The ad was promptly pulled when daring and uneducated nerds began suing the company for false advertising, claiming "they could not stick a lightsaber into their armpit without bodily harm." It is currently archived along with the ET video game as the most spectacular wastes of money ever.

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The popular term "guerilla warfare" is something of a misnomer; these are actually chimps.

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A great disturbance was recorded in the historical community today when what appeared to be a preliminary version of the Michelangelan Fresco that decorates the Sistine Chapel was found spraypainted on a remote alleyway in Rome. Notable historians whatsisname and thatguy said it was due to Michelangelo's intense desire to be accepted into the Renaissance art movement, which they say "required a fair amount of street cred."

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Doctors recommend breastfeeding to keep the population down.

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Thank you, George! But you must still look in 7 more countries to find nuclear weapons!

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Unfortunately, despite traditional farmers' resilience across the ages, the "American Gothic" lifestyle just isn't what it used to be.

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