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  • Delete. I failed to find any funny here, can you? ("Membership is restricted to those who can prove possesion of Al Gores semen" just doesn't do it for me). --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:38, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Seems to obvious that this isn't funny. --NXWave 17:29, 7 January 2008
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:41, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

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VFD-padlock.png UnBooks:The Winkler impersonator who cried GAY GAY GAY

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Sorry if this seems like a gripe AE but this article seems to be lacking, filled with questions without answers, a one joke premise and logic holes. Also 5th graders fooling the courtroom, this is as likely as me impersonating 4.252.99.182 and getting away with it. --NXWave 17:20, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
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  • Twice it survived VFD. VOTING CLOSED. If you want to delete it this bad wait until February and nom it again. ~ Mordillo 17:31, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Category:Superhumans

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Chuck Norris/Beard

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VFD-padlock.png Tristan und Isolde

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VFD-padlock.png HowTo:Write a speech for George W. Bush

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  • Comment "Its been here twice before and kept both times" - So let it go. Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:54, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
  • I think the problems with nonauthors adding the template wouldn't exist today if we hadn't deleted {{crapbelow}}, which was specifically designed to be added by nonauthors. (I acknowledge that crapbelow was deleted because it didn't really fit into the maintenance system and encouraged people to not take poor quality seriously.) Anyway, the arguments given by the keep voters suggest the possibility of userfying this template. Pentium5dot1 07:57, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
    • Temporarily userfied to User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Crap template; I say "temporarily" because it really belongs in the userspace of someone who contributed to it more actively. Also, if the decision is against userfication, could we subst the remaining occurrences of the template before deleting? --Pentium5dot1 18:06, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. The reason I don't like this template is the same reason that I dislike the Jesus/Satan Approved and Cowbell templates. It just gets spammed all over the place. Not only that, but I think it encourages people to write pages that are, in fact, crap, and that just sticking that template at the top makes it ok. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:10, Jan 6
    • Isn't "spamming" also a concern with a lot of other templates? Is that cause to nominate other templates for deletion? Most templates do have a legitimately humorous use, this one included. --Pentium5dot1 18:06, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
      • I do, and I will. I've killed many useless templates in the past and I continue to do so to the day. This serves no function whatsoever, be it humor or utility. The only reason I could think of for keeping it is because it has already been kept before, and that's a fuck-off stupid reason because before it was on nearly every page and now it's almost completely defunct in the mainspace. LISTEN TO TLB, PEOPLE! HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:08, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
        • So what about substing and/or userfying? Also, I admit that my standards are a little too low, but why isn't the use of this template at the top of Shit (to express the literal meaning of the words "shit" and "crap") acceptable? --Pentium5dot1 18:27, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
          • In the rare occasions where it works, and in the cases when a user wants to use it on his page, I can subst it. In fact, the one on top of Shit is already substed. So there! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:29, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Comment I just think that instead of looking at stuff like this, there are more pressing issues involving articles that contain words, shmushed together to form sentences (in the loosest sense of the word) that need addressing. Crap like this isn't hurting the site, crapy articles are the enemy! Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:51, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

The Lair of the White Worm

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Gateshead

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Chris Collington

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Coolest music list

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Chuck Norris Bashers

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Strong Keep This isn't a Chuck Norris article. This is an anti-Norris article. And a very funny one at that. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 13:48, Jan. 5, 2008
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Some potential here and there. -->:( 02:55, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- An Unfunny Hitchhikers Guide Joke. --NXWave 02:57, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
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  • Abstain. Terribly disjointed, but it has its moments. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:36, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
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Dishes aht the windah law

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's not that great but it's not random. It's a serviceable joke.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:36, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
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  • No seriously, the reason we have that in-joke rule is for the actual jokes. Spin-offs or parodies are thus fair game. Not that I'm trying to argue about this particular one. I'm just pointing that out for future references. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 02:10, Jan. 6, 2008
  • If we want this to serve as a real in-joke, shouldn't we request an image to help improve the article's appearance? Pentium5dot1 07:52, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Overwhelmingly kept (7 - 3) --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:11, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Command Conquer 3: Tiberium Warts

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Template:Order of Uncyclopedia

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Chuck Norris/History

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The Minutemen

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Eagle Scout

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Symbol delete vote.svg Del33t - Unfunny list - I Am Your Master Insert complaint here 4:24 PM ET 3 January 2008

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Face of boe

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stupid, random and unfunny. -->:( 07:24, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
  • DElete Who would of thought an obscure reference to a Sci-fi television show would be unfunny? mAttlobster. (hello) 13:08, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Almost had it.--Count of Monkey Crisco 13:20, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete There is one sentence from the article that sums this up: "The whole universe crys." -- \o/ 15:27, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Per RD. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:28, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
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Blue Öyster Cult

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 1337 jokes, nazi jokes and a list. --NXWave 03:17, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wow! It's got all lame jokes mushed into one humongous, steaming pile of shit! -->:( 04:22, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Don't Fear the Huffer --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:35, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I wrote a pretty good Blue Oyster Cult article once, but it was merged with this one because of a lousy stinking umlaut. That's it, one article had an umlaut and one didn't. Now reap the bitter harvest merging-admin-type-nimrod!--Count of Monkey Crisco 13:28, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete - The whole joke seems to be that "O" was replaced with "Ö" -- \o/ 15:29, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Öh dear. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:27, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
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Supervengey

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Ryan Adams

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Safeway Alliance

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Candy Shop

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Comment Rewritten star date 1/4/2007, but it still needs punching up. Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:13, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

  • I now retract my nomination since it's being rewritten. But I do suggest some of the funnier stuff from the other pages be merged with it. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 15:59, Jan. 4, 2008
    • Kept. Voting closed. ~ Mordillo 01:08, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nothing but a boring old list. -->:( 19:37, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:45, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article is not cromulent enough to get many laughs.--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:26, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. If you kind of like it Kip, why don't you either move it to your section o' crap, or shift the better lines to undictionary? As an article, this is a long list of fail. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:26, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete But the UnDictionary idea isnt too bad.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:37, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
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  • Kept. Voting closed. ~ Mordillo 01:05, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. (weak) Not good, but not awful either. I laughed slightly.--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:00, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Working material for better ideas to come.
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Potential is here. --MNM5150 01:28, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. A few chuckles here for sure. Needs way less red links though. -- Smallbeer.pngSpillin DylanSmallbeer.pngTALKSmallbeer.pngEDITSSmallbeer2.png02:49, Jan 4
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Æ 17:27, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Judging by the abrupt end, and the history, it looks like a WIP abandoned long ago.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 17:58 Dec 29, 2007
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I thought this article was on Adult Diapers. Oh well the article still sucks.. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 05:28, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
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Bryan Adams

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Gennady Malyshev

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Uncyclopedia Game Maker

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  • Move what little content is there into a new category then clear and irrigate this desolate wasteland so that a crop of new articles can grow in it's place.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:11, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Six Degrees of Oscar Wilde

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Thank you! Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:39, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
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  • Kept. Voting closed. ~ Mordillo 20:58, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Hasbro

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New York's Village Halloween Parade

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Adamantium

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AT-AT

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.. I thought it was kinda cute, but may need some sprucing up, like my back yard. --User:Rbprx1204 09:03, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Worst 100 Reflections on 2007

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  • Keep. It's the worst. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:17, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
  • 2007cruft --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:18, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Tis tradition. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • Keep - One, this is actually somewhat funny. Two, this should be in the Uncyclopedia: namespace. Three, stop wasting VFD slots, you freaks. Save some room for deleting the crap. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUN) 03:22, Jan. 1, 2008
  • Symbol keep vote.svg 2008cruft--Scott 05:29, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
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SNEeSe

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  • Delete. Poor-quality article about a lesser-known SNES emulator. --Pentium5dot1 06:18, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 08:05, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Not funny, and kinda pointless. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:10, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete When I read it, I thought it was about a thing called "snee snee". Then I thought it may have been a misspelling of "sneeze". Now I realize it's just plain ol' crap.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:13, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
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Korn

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  • Delete God awful excuse for an article, with a stupid gimmick to try to distract you from the content. Toward the bottom is a large list or two. Random namedropping. It's badness....bottled.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:12, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Don't forget the broken layout, bad sporking and generally juvenile shit tone.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:22, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 08:04, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Essence of bandcruft: terrible writing, plenty of unfunny lists, and nothing worth reading. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:09, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
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UnNews:SU182 unblocked from Uncyclopedia. Then quickly blocked again.

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Universal Conquest

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