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I-am-bored

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Why?:Milk is the worst thing in the world

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As I understand it, the function of VFD is to remove random garbage written by idiots that somehow manages to slip under the QVFD radar. Radiohead is not such a page. Love went into crafting it from the satirical lyrics to the parodies of Thom Yorke's art. As I understand it, love is what separates the crap from the brilliant, what whittles satire from randomness. To put it plainly, a vote to delete Radiohead is a vote against love. It's a vote for hatred. It's just what the terrorists want. (ps- I never would have thought one of my articles would ever be accused of being random!) YouFang 06:33, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

I hear you YouFang... Would it be possible to make this a bit more accessible to readers who are not fans of the band? It does look rather random at first glance, and perhaps you can do something about that? Please? Go on... say OK Computer? :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 16:14, May 3
Yes. The article is indeed written in the style of the liner notes for Radiohead's iconic album OK Computer. I have given the issue of accessability a lot of thought, and decided against it. In order for true satire to occur, there has to be SOME knowledge on the part of the reader. Indeed, it should be understood that somebody searching for Radiohead on the site would have enough knowledge to "get it". For the rest, there's the warning box at the start. In the past I have corrected the attempts of ignoramouses to "fix" the garbled style, and I guess I will have to weather the occasional VFD as well. sigh. You must suffer for your art.
Will give it a fix then. Voting closed. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 11:45, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
The article's pretty awesome, I don't think it even needs fixed. Spang talk 11:51, 04 May 2008

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VFD-padlock.png UnNews:Austrian man manages to fulfil what is secretly every man's fantasy

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Claymore Mine

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“Pro-Test’s founder, Lorry Driver, is a well-known kitten huffer and wacky-backy addict. He is also known to suck dick regularly in exchange for crack cocaine.”

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Orochimaru

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  • Delete. Honestly this is sad --Vergil 00:35, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. I won't beat about the bush: Utter crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:30, Apr 30
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ...wtf is this?   Le Cejak <Apr 30, 2008 [15:41]>
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Even 2nd rate characters from popular 3rd rate ninja animes deserve better than this 9th rate article.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:54, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
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Type I Degenrative Super AIDS

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bandcruft with gradeschool level gay jokes thrown in attempting to pass as humor.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:34, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

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Steve Lemke

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VFD-padlock.png Circus

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  • Keep. Er, I quite like this. It's some distance off brilliant, but I don't see deletion material here. If it goes, I'd like a copy in my userspace so that when the muse returns, I can give it the treatment. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:16, Apr 29

Symbol keep vote.svg Mild Keep. Concept's solid enough, just needs a little more bulk. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:45, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Symbol keep vote.svg Mild Keep It just needs a twisted mind to hold a knife to its throat until it shapes itself up. Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:48, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

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Finnish creationism

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mostly gibberish. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:35, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

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Kekekeke zerg rush!

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Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I think this should be kept as part of a series on Korea. None of the Korea articles are looking too hot right now, but maybe if we group them together like we do the Canada articles, someone will take pity on them and fix them. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:48, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

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Kimberly Keller

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Kill This isn't horrible or obnoxious or anything like that. It's just completely pointless. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 13:52, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

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Koreans

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  • Keep per my earlier sentiment that all of the Korea-based articles are shite (with the possible exception of North Korea), but they need love and classification like the Canada articles have. If we huffed this, we'd have to huff pretty much every other article about Korea too. And all the other articles about racial groups that are bad. (The articles, not the groups.) --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:37, 25 April 2008 (UTC)
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  • Syndrome: Keep in mind that most of the Canada related stuff has been huffed. Those that are in the template were the strongest of the bunch. Also, Canada itself was organized and improved mostly through the efforts of a small cadre of Hoser fanatics (or "Hosatics", also the name of a wonderful a capella group), including one particularly memorable user. You might know him. He's devilishly handsome and has been told by several people that he flashed at the bus stop that the herpes medication is minimizing the outbreaks. The other pages on that template were each massaged by a single user or a small number of users, complete with happy endings. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:31, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

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  • This noob appears to have written ten articles in just over a month. How about a tag of some sort to improve the article, maybe with a note to slow down and focus on quality rather than quantity. And to get rid of the litany of in-jokes. Sir Roger 10:46, 26 April 2008 (UTC)
  • K -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 05:12, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

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  • Upon further examination, this page was moved from Snake1337's userpage to the mainspace. Isn't there grounds for QVFD in there somewhere? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:23, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

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Kept. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 11:46, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

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