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Untruth device

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Will Dockery

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Wingle wangers

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Zangetsu

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VFD-padlock.png Uses for Uncyclopedia

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  • Kept just to spite that bastard admin, me --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:45, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Observational Humor

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  • Delete I count three lines, none of them funny.--Sgt. Fluffy 20:39, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Uh, okay. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:03, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Mainly because I've been planning on writing one with this title for PLS. But not really just because of that, because I really plan on writing Observational Comedy. Meh. -RAHB 00:57, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
  • re-userfy - it's probably too meta for mainspace, and it should get out of the way to make room for the article that RAHB thinks he's going to write, but will never get around to. --Hyperbole 01:09, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
  • What? didn't get it.Delete. --LOLsupreme 10:17, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
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Power

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VFD-padlock.png Shit

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  • Delete, or redirect to Feces - What Mordillo said, and I can't even stand to look at that article. --AAA! (AAAA) 14:34, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I used my secondary web browser Opera to look at this without images, and I say delete! --Elassint 19:15, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. I thought it was fixable, and I nipped in to have a try. I started by getting rid of the lists that account a for a good half of it. Then I wanted to trim the sections above and below them, with the bits about 2 girls 1 cup and somebody's school. Then I wasn't impressed by the next bits I saw, and I was quickly left with... nothing. Feces isn't much better, but it is better. Delete and redirect there. Or if you think there are any decent bits in here, merge them. Mind you, the images on this version are actually better, I'd say. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 19:25, Jul 7
  • Redirect to Feces. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:29, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete and Redirect to Feces --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 00:49, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Shit -RAHB 08:15, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png HOMG CLICK FOR N00DZ

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  • Keep. Yes, it's short with poor spelling/grammar - that's the point. In this case, I think it's fine. We may want to put a self-reference category or similar on it though. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:18, Jul 8
  • Keep. Per UU. Some stubs are OK if there is a good idea behind them which has not been used a lot elsewhere. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 17:27, Jul 8
  • Keep but change the thing about UnNews articles to ED articles. --Hyperbole 18:31, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Strong Keep. As the author of this fine work, I would find it insulting if this were deleted. Also, it's hilarious to watch noobs who don't get the joke complain about it. sirhttp://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/20/Err.gifsysrq @ 21:19 Jul 8
  • Am I the only person who can see a split in who the keeps and deletes are? Just wondering. Anyways, keep, but yeah, self-reference. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [8/07 21:22]
  • I have no idea what Herenveen's talking about. Also, keep. Also also, would you like to be my myspace friend? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:38, 8 Jul
  • Keep -RAHB 22:07, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep I think I get it now (it's amazing how much sense things make after a cup of coffee). I am still worried it will encorage vandalism of other article but one must make allowances. It is worth saving if only for the history.--Sgt. Fluffy 22:13, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
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KILLLLLLL,It's a crappy horror mega shit. --LOLsupreme 11:33, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Because some gullible idiot might actually post it onto 8 unnews articles. And its short, with poor spelling/grammar. Elassint 14:12, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete or merge with vandalism--Sgt. Fluffy 16:49, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
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HOMG Kept. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:44, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

Tønsberg

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Soulja Boy

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Trashy --Elassint 19:26, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

  • Delete. Just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Let's make sure that doesn't happen to others. --Hyperbole 19:32, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Why am I not surprised in the slightest that this article is random, badly written shite? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 19:36, Jul 7
  • Well, I'm certainly surprised. I mean, look over VFH, and ask yourself: were any of the FA's not written by hip-hop fanboys? --Hyperbole 19:43, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
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Battle of Guadalcanal

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  • Delete I've read better stuff on bathroom walls.--Sgt. Fluffy 18:47, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Truly a tragedy --Elassint 18:49, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  • With this fire, I thee kill. --Hyperbole 19:01, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. I was tickled by the idea of "tit pounding speed", but the rest was utter bollocks. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 19:16, Jul 7
  • THE END NIGGAZ --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:17, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 05:33, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
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Tim Glebocki

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Crazy Al

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CowGoat

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  • Keep - Yeah, it sucks. But it sucks in a way I find funny. Maybe it's the sleep deprivation, but I don't want to see this one go. --Hyperbole 17:43, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • My biggest complaint with the CowGoat article is that it unfairly vilifies American goats. Look at the sociopolitical subtext: you'll notice that despite the fact that the animal in question has the head of a goat, its name begins with "cow." Just like the unacceptably anthropocentrically-named "Manbearpig," which implies that men > bears > pigs, "Cowgoat" is a subtle slur aimed at goats. The nation's Goatists need to rise up and educate the public about what's really going on here. Is there a "secret goat level" in Diablo 2? Does the California Dairy Consortium bother to mention that happy goats can also provide happy cheese? Did Gary Larson ever draw an inscrutable cartoon called "Goat Tools"? I've had it up to here with goat-bashing articles. Goat-bashing has no place in the national discourse, let alone on Uncyclopedia. Now donkey punching, on the other hand... that's gold. --Hyperbole 21:00, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
  • You mean donkey punch isn't a kind of drink? That would explain so much. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:50, Jul 7

Z-Phone

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VFD-padlock.png Ssshhh

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  • Delete Bah. -RAHB 23:34, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
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Phantom Limb

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  • And, not surprisingly, the beginning is the work of the original author. --Hyperbole 23:58, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Goetia

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Kyle Petty

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‎Furies

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Gangsta Lexicon

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VFD-padlock.png UnNews:Bush was right, Saddam did have Yellow Cake

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  • Keep It was sporked and only a small part of the article was used and modified like any other UnNews article. A lot of material was added to it, and the original article is cited as a source, so it isn't plagiarism if you cite a source. If you have a problem with it, rewrite the lines. I suspect you only want to delete it because it does not agree with your political views. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 17:49, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. It's a bit random for my taste (too many characters with too little to say), but it's not crap. Oh, lose the Chappelle bit. It adds nothing (and using other parodies' punchlines as punchlies is generally a bad idea). Having a byline seems a bit off for UnNews, too. I can't complain to loudly, however, as I've done a similar thing, if in a different way. Buy me a drink, sailor, and I'll tell you all about it. Make sure it's got an umbrella in it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:36, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Sir Orion Blastar sir... You WERE using Uncyclopedia as a platform through which to further your political views. That's not cool dude. It did contain much that was really just a rant about how much you hate the liberals, and that's just not funny. Not to me anyway. So... I removed some of what I thought was over the top, and replaced it with some other stuff. Hopefully you will decide to keep what I have done (change it a bit maybe obviously). I think it's OK now, so I'm voting accordingly. Sonic80 and Hyper... Take another look... :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 19:46, Jul 6
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  • Delete I believe that this is plagiarism of a real article, more than half of it is copied from the source. ----Mgr. Sir Sonic80 17:34, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete - Okay, I don't think this is plagiarism. Copying a joke is plagiarism; copying something meant to be serious and displaying it for laughs, IMHO, is not. Context is everything. On the other hand, there's something about partisan politics that makes people think that articles that boil down to "suck it, libs" or "suck it, neocons" are funny. They aren't. I didn't see any jokes in this whole article - except the Dave Chappelle "yellow cake" joke, which IS plagiarized. --Hyperbole 18:37, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
    That sounds exactly like something a liberal would say Rightwing Nutbar Sr. 18:45, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
    The Dave Chappelle joke has been removed. Anything else? yellow cake article seems to use the same Dave Chapelle joke though.--Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 18:49, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
    But it doesn't say suck it libs, it just says it is weapons grade yellowcake instead of natural yellowcake, and it justifies the Iraq war, and it lampoons the Republican's reactions to the news and makes them sound funny. It takes something serious and makes it funny by modifying it and exaggerating, as most Unnews articles seem to do anyway. It is an example to Conservapedia that our jokes are not always liberal biased, and it seems that many of the non-liberal viewpoint jokes get deleted here. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 18:59, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
    Well, it's my opinion that both liberal viewpoints and conservative viewpoints have no place on Uncyclopedia, and that "x viewpoint jokes" is an oxymoron. And just to prove that I apply that principle consistently, you can look at this and this (which nearly got me banned, by the way). I come here to get away from political screeds. --Hyperbole 19:58, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
    Kind of hard to avoid here that Liberal viewpoint joke that Bush is Hitler seems to be the basis for the Neocon article. Not to mention the Republican Party and George Dubya Bush articles overuse too many Liberal viewpoints. I could cite more, but I refuse to prove Conservapedia's points. I've tried to write articles that are not based on Liberal viewpoints to disprove their argument. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 20:09, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
    Have you tried writing about kittens? Everybody loves kittens. Adorable! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:15, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
    There was a time when I tried to discourage people from putting comments in the voting boxs... Oh happy days. Order! Order! I must have order! mine's a pint please governor... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 20:20, Jul 6
    And you know what those three articles have in common? None of them are funny. The appropriate solution would be to delete or rewrite them - not to try to "balance them out" with more unfunny articles. If you want to try to politically "balance out" something on the Web, try Usenet:alt.politics or something. Yeah, there's a lot of inertia to getting rid of that stuff, because so many people have contributed to it, but it's still the right thing to do. --Hyperbole 20:27, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
    You have a point, and technically while still having a political viewpoint it can still be considered funny. I thought the whole point of Uncyclopedia was that it does not need have a neutral point of view to be funny. Like some articles are written in the point of view of someone else like William Shatner. You can still have a viewpoint and not be biased, but it is debatable as to what is biased and what is funny. It is something that I have to work on I guess. I seem to botch jokes that way. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 21:04, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
    Yeah, my view on this is that Uncyclopedia articles should never be NPOV, but they certainly shouldn't be "SomeMainstreamPOV", either. Rather, they should be AbsurdPOV. Take, for example, I lost your pet ferret. Whose POV is that? I don't know, but it's fucking hilarious. --Hyperbole 21:13, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Uhh... this is less than seven days old, I believe. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [6/07 17:40]
  • True but... Plagiarism shouldn't be tolerated. And then there are the Youtube links, for some reason. And the self-feature. And the lack of UnNews formatting... --SirIsaac 17:42, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
  • @ Orian Blastar I recently had an article removed for "plagiarism" where I clearly cited my sources, and used my own words, where as on this one, it was directly copied from the article. ----Mgr. Sir Sonic80 17:58, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
    • So you are doing this out of malice because you are bitter about your deletion Sonic80? That's not good. Your article was deleted because it was not funny, not because of the plagiarism issue... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 18:05, Jul 6
      • Nobody seems to understand the difference between spite votes, and actual votes. Whenever someone does something to me, and then immediately does something stupid, I point it out, It doesn't mean it is a spite vote, it means that I just don't like hypocrisy. And as for the not funny vs. plagiarism, I seem to recall that it was put on VFD for plagiarism. ----Mgr. Sir Sonic80 19:57, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
    • I don't know if this helps, but I read your huffed page (UnNews:Metal Gear Solid 4 is Satan), and would have voted to keep, if I'd noticed it at the time (even thought the page that inspired it is this, which is Poe's Law in action). Of course, I have terrible taste. You should see my haircut. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:43, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Sonic80 But I edited most of the words so that they were different and the bulk of it is not copy and paste but heavily modified with only few original words remaining. I even converted the Youtube embedded videos to links. You mean that even if 90% of the article is my own words that it is still plagiarism? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 18:07, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
    • Dammit Orion Blastar you are forcing me to actually think. You know I hate doing that! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 19:04, Jul 6
      • Thinking is good, it is the way of solving the world's problems by using real world solutions. Most colleges teach you not to think, to just believe everything the media tells you and also everything your professor tells you. I was one of the few students smarter than most of my professors who kept asking them questions about inconsistencies and mistakes in their lectures and materials as well as logical fallacies using my analytical mind and deductive reasoning to figure out the truth. So they would tell me "Orion Blastar, do you want to pass this class or teach it?" to which I replied "That depends, how much salary does one earn as a teacher, and would I get paid more for teaching the truth, instead of propaganda and fear mongering that seems to pass for education these days?" eventually they learned not to mess with me anymore. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 19:17, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
        • Yes, you're much, much smarter than everybody else in the world. Perhaps you'd like a biscuit. --Hyperbole 20:23, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
          • Not everyone, just smart enough to use critical thinking to figure out mistakes and flaws and fallacies. It doesn't make me Stephen Hawking, and I never claimed to be smarter than everyone else in the world. I'm not perfect either, I just happen to be able to tell when someone is bsing most of the time. It is like being Daredevil not Reed Richards, like detecting the lies and figuring out the truth due to a disability that took something away but gave me an extra ability that enhanced my senses. Not like I could cure cancer or AIDS, though. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 20:34, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
            • Sorry somehow I had a dupe comment here that messed up the formatting and I thought I had moved the comment here is the view of the dupe comment it was created via an edit conflict. I thought I was moving the comment up, but somehow it looks like I blanked it out. I didn't mean to do that. But the original comment that I moved is above this one, so technically it was not blanked as it is still there in context and not removed. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 20:59, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

Kept. It's less than a week old. I was going to mention it earlier, but then lunch arrived, and it's rude to talk with my mouth full of lunch. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:35, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

Grand Theft Auto: FunkyTown

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