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VFD-padlock.png A wizard did it

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Cajek MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 21:28, Jul 13

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Kept PP is sorting it. Sue me. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 17:42, Jul 13

Canadian Idiot

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  • Delete. Oh jeez. Albumcruft? 2005cruft? Listcruft? It's all here, folks. It may have been created by insertwackynamehere way back when, but as far as I can see it's another example of "good in 2005 =/= good now". The history doesn't yield any gold either. Any objections to this going? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:45, Jul 8
  • delete. it was a decent stub by 2005 standards, but it's become really crufty. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:01, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Now this has always sucked. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 16:18, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Club to death as per RDB. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:29, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. While the article is shit, I think if someone would remove the true junk and polish what's left a little bit, there might be a semi-decent stub left. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:20, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

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  • Delete Local town that may as well not exist. Cleaned up quite a bit of vanity and cruft, but what's leftover is simply random and local humor. -RAHB 16:39, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:20, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I think for any small town/city to be kept - they should at least have some interest outside their immediate area. eg. somewhere like Waco (or is that going to be renamed Wacko after Michael Jackson ?--RomArtus Imperator(talk). 06:44, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment, just to be clear here, the size of the city or whether I've heard of it or not is hardly a reason to delete. The reason to delete is the content, which I think is really not good. -RAHB 06:16, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

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  • Delete. Redundant template, no longer in use since that AAP thing came around, or whatever it's called. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:35, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete, but see my comment below for further instructions. --Pentium5dot1(userfy?)t~^_^~c 23:08, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. it's on 3 talk pages, and hasn't been added in over a year. seems redundant. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:10, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
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Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:51, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Reasons why people create articles with horribly long titles for no apparent reason, hoping somebody will randomly stumble upon it and remark on the length of the title, but then forget about it in five minutes later because their gay granny had a seizure

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International "Take a Scientologist to Work!" Day

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Sorry, I was voting on the quality of the article. My mistake. (THIS IS SARCASM!!! I am employing sarcasm as my low paid bitch.)mAttlobster. (hello) 11:26, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
The quality of the article at which version? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 12:23, Jul 9
How about the one that's there now. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:33, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
In fact how about any of the 1000's of versions Mr Clever-remark. Actually I'm going to leave in a huff, this whole process is a big pile of cock these days -not like the glory days...those...beautiful sunny afternoons spent deleting based on the quality of an article. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:44, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol helicopter.svg Keep. This could be far worse. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:22, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Strong Rewrite This may suck, but it's one of those pages that everyone goes and looks for because they're such a big band. The page has well over 1000 edits sence march 05, and If it gets deleted, random people will just recreate it to just the same crappy crap it is now. The only way to fix that is to get it featured probably, or damn near close. Plus, its not all suck. Also, I've just summed up everything that everyone has said before me, BUT IT MATTERS NOT! Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:28, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete None of it is at all funny. The concept established in the introduction is quickly forgotten and then deteriorates into what I can only describe as nothing. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:33, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Purple tights I don't think there is much of quality in this piece, either, and I've been struggling to work out a way to improve it short of a direct nuclear strike. I do like the Wikipedian idiot image, but nothing in the rest of it. The preceding unsigned comment was added by PuppyOnTheRadio (talk • contribs)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Old joke. LOL MICHAEL PHELPS S00 FUNY Ambox emblem plus.svg Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus.svg (talk) 15:24, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

*Delete. Sorry Sys, but this has outlived it's usefullness. Now it's just another AAAAAAA type article. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:04, 9 Jul

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  • Comment This is the 20th active nom. 2 noms here are inactive. No banstick please. Ambox emblem plus.svg Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus.svg (talk) 15:24, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Actually, it's the 19th. Should I ban you for not being able to count? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:48, Jul 9
  • It was the 20th when I first posted it. Ambox emblem plus.svg Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus.svg (talk) 16:35, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

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Huffed & Redirected MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 17:48, Jul 10

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  • you're treading in dangerous lands, increasing the number of noms to 21 while some are inactive. or you would be, if you couldn't just unblock yourself. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:17, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
That's 19 active noms right? Maybe I need my glasses... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 14:24, Jul 9
yup, 2 are deleted. just seems weird to see the table of contents go up to 21, you can almost hear the banstick whistling through the air...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:35, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

The Legendary White Teletubby

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VFD-padlock.png Bob "Two-thumbs" McGinty

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One week. Draw. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:05, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

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Scooby dooby do. Also, kept. Nigger. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 07:48, Jul 10

Category:Things that always know where the jungle is and don't break into people's houses or talk

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IRC Wars (video game)

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Windows MarioRed & SonicBlue

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  • Comment. Could probably have gone on QVFD as an effectively unused vanity category. Deleted, anyway. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:23, Jul 9

Halowarz

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  • RedCheckMark.png Strong keep. I liked it. Dump the templates at the start, change it to an UnTweet or some other format, kill the section edits, fix the spelling, and it has some small promise. The preceding unsigned comment was added by PuppyOnTheRadio (talk • contribs)
  • What is it about this page that makes me forget to sign? --<span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span> 23:13, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Weak keep. I don't think it's funny, but I feel like there's a joke in there that somebody might get. Plus, no one is going to say "I can believe this wiki has a shitty article on Halowarz!" If this was in a more mainstream place, I'd want it deleted, but as it stands... eh... I think it can stay. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:25, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
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Golden Balls

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  • Not anymore! :p Ambox emblem plus.svg Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus.svg (talk) 17:23, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

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That thing that if you consume it, it will kill you

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Uncyclopedia:Everything you ever wanted to know about Uncyclopedia: It sucks

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It was already huffed before. Stupid one-liner that was brought back. Ambox emblem plus.svg Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus.svg (talk) 20:48, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • Woops. It only appears to still exist. Sorry! Ambox emblem plus.svg Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus.svg (talk) 20:56, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

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Category:People, people who need people

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Useless category. Ambox emblem plus.svg Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus.svg (talk) 17:18, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • Deleted. MadMax 17:59, 8 July 2009 (UTC)


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The Land Before Time

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  • No clear consensus, kept.

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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE!  EPIC FAIL! more facts than jokes.{{User:Thomasfan666)
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Keep'd. Nominator withdrew, no other votes, no VFD tag on page. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:50, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An unfunny stub that's barely linked to, and uses the stagnant joke of referring to them as a musical group. Plus, it already failed Vfd and for some reason wasn't deleted. Put it out of it's misery. Ambox emblem plus.svg Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus.svg (talk) 17:40, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
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Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I see this has also been down for VFH before as well. --RomArtus Imperator(talk). 10:22, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Uh, what? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:47, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
  • it failed VFD in may, was deleted, was recreated, and was rewritten by longliver who has been very active in putting effort this article. please do a little more research before nomming something being actively worked on. also, this has never been on VFH. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:04, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

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  • Yes, actually. Sidesteps much of the random humor that one would expect of a World War N article by keeping the actual wars vague and focusing on the tone of the writing. All in all a very well done article. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:20, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Formatting not good but otherwise a keep. --RomArtus Imperator(talk). 10:23, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

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Billie Joe Armstrong

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Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Could be moved to Green Day article if there is anything reusable..spare wheel. hubcaps, radio..--RomArtus Imperator(talk). 08:43, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Whyalla is a medium sized town in the central-north of South Australia, inhabited entirely by left-handed Spaniard midgets. The reasons for this odd demographic distribution are unknown..Oh...and I was so looking forward to the idea behind that joke ! --RomArtus Imperator(talk). 07:14, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

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Speedy redirectification. To that page Dylanlip mentioned, 'cause it's the eldest, and they're the same. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:28, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

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Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. This is certainly a weak mixture but it shows promise in perhaps more experienced hands.--RomArtus Imperator(talk). 08:55, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

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NO why does this need more content??? Articles don't need to be any longer than this if they work as they are. People who pad articles out because they are deemed to be 'too short' should be fed to horses. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:59, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Not the worst but it really is more an extended Undictionary joke. stick it there ? --RomArtus Imperator(talk). 22:35, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

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  • Okay so speedy keep --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 07:07, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
    • Some clarification: An image is an image, the guy photoshopped it and put in some work for it, and hell, since it isn't even in the mainspace anymore (nice job doing that in an attempt to delete this, mnb!) then it is especially not harming anyone. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 07:22, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

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Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. For some reason, I just burst out laughing when I saw the image. I also liked the kitten huffing references. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2.gif 15:34, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

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  • United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Short and unfunny. Saberwolf116 22:59, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. or put it into intelligent design of evolution or something. but it doesn't stand on its own. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:53, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
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Kept + added {{List}} MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 00:39, Jul 3

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Close enough. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:56, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

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  • Deleted. MadMax 23:05, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

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  • Deleted. MadMax 23:05, 30 June 2009 (UTC)


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Because it has the word town in it. This is free whoring; why are you complaining? Saberwolf116 00:10, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Only the one edit - the day it was created in Jan '08. Only one page links to it - this one. Only one idea - not very good footy players form folk band, which is pointless in extremis and not funny. Poor execution etc etc - get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:19, Jun 29
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per above. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2.gif 12:33, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Maybe it's cause I'm not British (doubt it), but this isn't funny. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 12:43, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Never Mind, We're Bollocks! That line actually made me smile. The rest was just diseased.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:18 29 June 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 13:42, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
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  • Ankh smite.png Bless. It's making fun of metal. I personally don't believe in deleting templates unless they are absolutely horrible, and this isn't anywhere near horrible. In fact, it's actually pretty funny in context. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2.gif 12:44, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
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  • Deleted. MadMax 12:36, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

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  • Deleted. MadMax 12:36, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

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TRAITOR! Knew you'd buckle! mAttlobster. (hello) 18:47, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
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  • Kerkill "1712 The letter e is murdered by i, who is jealous of e's relationship with a. e is later resurrected, along with the number 7 and bell-bottom pants. 7 later ate 9, thus increasing his strength, and took revenge on whomever killed him." Really? That is just stupid... Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:34, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 17:37, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate as per timeline genocide. Saberwolf116 17:39, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete, -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:52, 23 Jun
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per genociding time lines. --Mn-z 18:48, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nothing to improve upon, and unnecessary. "This page has a lot of links" is not a valid reason to have it. Content is king, not how much it links to, and there isn't any content here.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 19:27 Jun 23, 2009
  • Delete It's not genocide it's getting rid of unfunny shit. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:30, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agreed. Random unfunny. Perhaps this concept can be brought back one day. --RomArtus Imperator(talk). 21:39, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
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  • This is just me further elaborating why the timeline needs to be huffed (other than the exceptions which have already been pointed out): The timeline is no doubt one of the most popular sections of the site (Well, that what this page claims. See how eight or so of the articles in the timeline are in the top 500?) which means it is likely to be one of the first things people see when they come here. If I were a noob and one of these pages was the first thing I see, I'd think either, "Hey, this site likes my random jokes about celebrities and Pokemon! I'm gonna edit a bunch of pages to have this stuff!", or, "What the hell?! This site is for stupid middle schoolers who just say poorly thought out jokes about penises and Paris Hilton or who steal all their jokes from Family Guy and South Park without being funny! I mean, Family Guy is a good show (not so much South Park, though), but these fucking kids ruin it! Also, CHUCK NORRIS IS NOT FUNNY!". So this is either a festering ground for unfunny memes which leak out to the rest of the site or a deterrent for potential readers/editors that we want. A rewrite of these articles won't be done, or at least won't be done with any of what is there, so why not delete it? Guild may be interested in writing a brief history of time (Damn Stephen Hawking and his running over of people's cats!), which can replace the timeline. Okay, that's all I have to say... I rest my poorly worded case. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:27, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
I agree. I also think if somebody has put honest hard effort into an article then maybe it should be treated more sympatherically. These timeline articles have no care taken on them. Just random people spewing a quick random, badly conceived spunk puddle. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:07, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
The reason these pages appear so high on that list is because pretty much any article with a number for a title redirects to its respective year on the timeline. Spang talk 22:56, 23 Jun 2009
It should also be noted that deleting the entire timeline will create exactly 2,255 broken redirects. Rather you than me clearing those up! Spang talk 23:10, 23 Jun 2009
Why not just delete all the content from these articles but leave the year headings. Then have an Uncyclopedia History Week where all are encouraged to fill them in. mAttlobster. (hello) 06:43, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
I'd suggest a pruning more than total deletion. There might be some content that makes sense. --Mn-z 15:14, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
Let's at least get a celebrity to do the pruning. I'm thinking Sting. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:50, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Close enough, keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:25, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

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  • Kerkill "1086 Tina Fey is born on June 31. Her twin Sarah Palin is born on June 32.", "1288 Oprah holds an international contest to see how many loyal fans can consume 6 servings of her delicious toilet logs and recommend the experience to viewers as part of her "Defication of the Month" fetish club.", and "1360 October 14 - Tom Cruise is attacked by a sofa." Yep. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:34, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 17:38, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate as per timeline genocide. Saberwolf116 17:42, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:51, 23 Jun
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 1696 "Matt Damon apparently invents anal sex." 1000 "some mute kid named chrono gets pulled ito saving the world by his bisexual girlfreind and the crossdressing princess. hilarity ensues when the princess accidentally commits suicide, by making her grandma gender confused, after time traveling to the cockroach king to save her." --Mn-z 18:45, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nothing to improve upon, and unnecessary. "This page has a lot of links" is not a valid reason to have it. Content is king, not how much it links to, and there isn't any content here.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 19:27 Jun 23, 2009
  • DELETE THis is the kind of shit that if someone new to Uncyclopedia saw, would scare them off for life. GET RID OF IT! 'The first Mac crashes in terrible explosion, causing the extinction of Pokémon' is one of the better jokes...and it's not even a joke. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:35, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. --RomArtus Imperator(talk). 21:41, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. The whole timeline thing is like living in some kind of tedious "wacky" stoodent's head --Zarbag 14:51, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
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Close enough, keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:24, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

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Close enough, keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:24, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

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I knew it was too good to be true. Saberwolf116 23:00, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I think it might be possible to rewrite a completely differently, completely new timeline of some type but only after completely deleting the current mess. Trying to rewrite what's already there is a horrible, slow, process. I tried to do a spot of editing ("random"-cruffing, mostly) on the 1AD-999AD article and it was horrible and pretty-much all undone with weeks by people popping-up to say that Al Gore invented golf in 575AD. It needs to be rebuilt from the ground up. --Zarbag 14:58, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
  • (arbitrary outdent) If this is deleted, then all redirects to it from numbers (2, 3...) need to be retargeted to the corresponding number articles (2 (number), 3 (number)...). --Pentium5dot1(userfy?)t~^_^~c 01:22, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Close enough, keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:22, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

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  • Kerkill Unfunny, poorly written, Zac Efron is the first person mentioned followed by RuneScape, and the word etcetera. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:23, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 17:48, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:49, 23 Jun
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 17:58, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. not random enough, needs more decimal years and random anachronism. --Mn-z 18:36, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nothing to improve upon, and unnecessary. "This page has a lot of links" is not a valid reason to have it. Content is king, not how much it links to, and there isn't any content here.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 19:27 Jun 23, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--RomArtus Imperator(talk). 21:46, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete The others may be needed but this one is only one year and does an appallingly poor job at it. I also don't like the idea of keeping an article not based on content when the content is QVFD quality. Can you at least read it and vote based on the contents of the article, that is the purpose of VFD. I couldn't find one funny line in it. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 09:39, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
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Also this is the least popular of the timeline articles, so would really be the least missed. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 15:11, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

  • You all realize that this is only a ONE year article just making sure everybody noticed that. And to add insult to injury, the calendar goes from 1 bc. directly to 1 ad, so this "year" was not existent. --Mn-z 15:48, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Too close. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:51, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

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The reverted version is just more irritating. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:33, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

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Close enough, keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:21, 28 June 2009 (UTC)