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Writer of the Year[edit]

Guildensternenstein (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 6 Nazi Footballing Douches
  • Decisions Decisions. I was cought up between sog and guildy and how I wish I could vote twice, but my vote goes to guildy I guess... Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 11:55, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. While I admire Sog1970 greatly for writing some great articles, and one of the first articles that I really enjoyed (and pee-reviewed...illegally), I'd have to give it to Guildmeister for writing tons of articles I really liked, most notably, The MGS series, Barack Obama's teleprompter, David Lynch, Quentin Tarantino, and Sergio Leone. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Matfen815 (talk • contribs)

Hyperbole (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 23
  • Nom - one of the more talented writers I had the pleasure of encountering. Silly, drunk and somewhat handsome, makes him one hell of a writer. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 00:24, January 1, 2010 (UTC)...And For. He's an idiot. But he's our idiot. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 13:33, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • For In Spirit, since he's obviously won anyways. Heez mai heero. sausage lol 07:21, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
    Oy, Colin, choose one and stick with one - as Modus has said elsewhere, you can't split Uncyclopedians down the middle. Be unequivocal with your love, or don't love at all. Also, just because it took, like, more than two weeks to say this, doesn't make it any less valid. So there. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:44, Jan 21
  • Symbol for vote.svg Awww, I wanted to nominate him... Man you guys are fast!  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 07:42, 1 January 2010
  • Symbol for vote.svg per above he has 33.5 featured articles, 35.5 if you include those written under sockpuppets and/or the influence of alcohol. --Mn-z 00:33, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Yeah, what they said. One of my favorite writers.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 02:26, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Dear Sweet God Yes. -RAHB 13:00, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Welp. I was torn between Hype and Sog for this as they're both deserving of the award. I gave my vote to Sog, but I wouldn't be upset to see Hype win either. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:36, 2 Jan
  • For --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:36, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Yes. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:22, Jan 2
  • Symbol for vote.svg At laaaaasst ♪...... My lo-oo-ove has come along ♫.......... IronLung 20:35, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Strong for. Definitely one of the funniest people here. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:30, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Strong For. Due respect to Guildy and the rest, but Hype is one of the best things to happen to this site. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 01:04, Jan 3 2010
  • For. It's Hype. It has to be Hype - he knows funny, simple as that. Dragon Warrior is my favourite article of the year by a distance, and he's written so many of my favourite articles on this site that I can't vote for anyone else this year. Mhaille not having won this award is going to be Uncyc's equivalent of Hitchcock not getting the best Director Oscar; Guildy has had a stellar year; Sog delivers consistent quality; the other nominees are all excellent writers - but Hype has delivered more genuine laugh out loud moments than anyone else, and I salute him! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:32, Jan 3
  • For. Gah. ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃ 12:34 January 4
  • Dig the golden endorsement. Let it be noted that I saw his greatness from very early on, and were I still slumming around here on a more-than-passive basis, I'm sure we would've written some great works together. However, as I have ascended, I'll just sum up my praise as such: Hyperbole gets it, presents it brilliantly, and makes me fucking laugh. Welcome to the executive lounge my friend; your monogrammed smoking jacket awaits you in the cigar parlour. --THINKER 03:19, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Reluctant for. I had my Randomator randomly choose a writer to vote for and it chose Hyperbole, which is really unfortunate since it is widely known that he is the worst writer on the entire internets, ever. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 04:11, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • For Great writer and very funny, but his greatest strength is that he comes up with great ideas and angles on the subjects he chooses. There were a few too many features last year that were very well written with great presentation and nicely laid out references that just weren't exciting, interesting or original; this man's are. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:16, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • For Hype is just really, really funny, and I always look forward to reading what he's written. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:41, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Hype had my vote last year and nothing has changed. Still the funniest writer currently contributing to this site. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:50, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • yea i gues hes prty kkk00l --Roman Dog Bird 23:02, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • For There are so many good writers who deserve a vote for, however I don't think it would be right not to vote for Hyperbole who appears to have been writing the highest quality stuff over the entire year and before. --Nikau 13:37, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • For I think he might have helped out with a few other things also... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 06:08, Jan 17
  • FlorHave been a noob for awhile, and now I know what some of the fuss is about. Besides, this will push him over 20 and into the realm of the floating mountains. Aleister in Chains Guy Fawkes Day, MMX
  • For. As tempting and totally futile as the good ol' Self-For is, I've got to throw my lot in with Hyperbole. He wrote twenty features in '09, including what will almost certainly become the top article of '09. Oh, and he had the top article for '08, too. Oh, and he's the fourth-most featured author all-time (and will probably head that list before too long). So yeah. Plus the one edit he made to my MGS article is funnier than just about every edit I've made to it. And, to top it all off, he's a pretty cool dude to boot. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:45, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Damn it, I am tired of motherfucking Hyperbole making me motherfucking laugh! --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 21:53, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Every single nominee on this page deserves recognition for their massive writing skills. Every single one of them. They've all had a huge amount of features. They've all left a mark on Uncyclopedia history. But out of all these great writers, I think Hype has left the biggest mark on Uncyclopedia history. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:51, 31 January 2010

Sog1970 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 7
  • Nom - You don't really hear much about Sog. And that is because the guy doesn't do anything but churning out quality pieces. He writes `em good, he writes `em plenty and he is one of the nicer people around here. All in all, a winning combination. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 00:28, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Ankh smite.png Bless. As per above. Also, this guy's style of humour is my favourite. Guildy and Hype are excellent writers, no doubt, but Sog.. is OUTSTANDING SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 08:59 • Friday, 1-01-2010
  • For My little bro and author of More featured articles than I can count without first removing my shoes and socks and counting my toes. My Mother really liked Lady-Gardening -- I'mthedaddy 17:43, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For Since I first saw Soggy's writings, I have been a fan of his work.He deserves the award in my view. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 18:15, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For I always try to avoid reviewing his articles these days, since almost every single one is feature worthy before it comes to PEE review. It is always a pleasure to read his work which makes him more than deserving of this award. Guildy and Hype are both brilliant writers but Sog has impressed me time and time again with his writing and that gets him my vote. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:39, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Strong for. Ever since appearing on the radar this guy has done nothing but churn out quality articles at an alarming rate. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:33, 2 Jan
  • For this guy. Props to Hyperbole, and I almost did vote for that guy because he is very very good, but Sog narrowly edges out. And while I do admire Guildenisniteninkienien for his dedication to rewriting the same 3 articles over and over again and getting them mechanically featured as if it were routine, Sog came equally out of nowhere and proved to be unique, diverse, and much more talented. But Hyperbole rules too. But so does this guy. Also, Mhaille is awesome. He needs more votes too. But Sog should win because he's the best. But if not him, then Hyperbole. Or Mhaille. But definitely Sog. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:35, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
    You're a twat, Thekillerfroggy. Cheer up or fuck off. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:32, January 21, 2010 (UTC)
    You're a blast, TKF. Not when you're talking trash about Guildy though. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:17, 24 January 2010
  • For Since Hyperbole has already won, I may as well shamelessly vote for myself. --Sog1970 09:30, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Mhaille (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3
  • Nomination and Vote - There are always popular writers, very few can claim to have shaped how the sites articles have formed, nor had such a track record of having some of the best material on the site.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:24, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For - This is for writing, amongst many many great articles, my favourtie of them all: Prog Rock. --Thehallway 17:58, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Full For, so he can go down fighting. As much as I do love Hype, I fucking loved Bi-curious George. sausage lol 22:51, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
    Oy, Colin, choose one and stick with one - as Modus has said elsewhere, you can't split Uncyclopedians down the middle. Be unequivocal with your love, or don't love at all. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:42, Jan 21

Orian57 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2

PuppyOnTheRadio (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2

GlobalTourniquet (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0
  • Nom. So does this guy. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:16, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Spiritual Support. Hyperbole has my vote, which really sucks because I'd love to vote for GT. So if any of you just happen to hate Hyperbole for some reason, I urge you to vote for GlobalTourniquet. Alfred Hitchcock is one of my favorite articles of the year. Fuck it, one of my favorites in any year. And God dammit GT, when I get back from Florida we're having that fucking Gin and Tonic. -RAHB 13:00, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

MacMania (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0

DrStrange (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0
  • Nom. I haven't been around long enough to study everyone's complete work and vote, but the good Doctor has written many of the best articles I've read here and well deserves, imnho, a nomination for this shiny bucket. Aleister in Chains

Monika (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Nom. she made the bleach arctcle into lame into LAMO i couldt dtop laf\phing after i read what she wrote. and its not just funny but extremely clever. --Metallavery 05:28, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Thekillerfroggy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0
  • TKF is the writer that all writers look up to. Constantly coming out with one article after the next that is almost universally admired, and constantly being featured. At the same time he treats everyone here with the highest level of respect and always gives feedback in the most constructive manner. I wish I was more like him, and hung like a horse like he is as well. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                 
  • It seems like only yesterday when he wrote "This man is so obvious. We should discontinue this award" on my NOTM - which inspired me with confidence like I'd never felt before. I owe all of my features to this man, the originator of the Uncyclopedia Mendoza Line, he is both my muse and prophet. Unfortunately, In a moment of weakness, I already nommed Guildy and my shame shall torment me eternally. I shall now flog myself.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  22:04, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

Under user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0

RAHB (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0

Uncyclopedian of the Year[edit]

Under user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 15
  • Nom - if I may, in the most platonic way possible, the man is a true gem. Other than being a very able admin, he manages to go around doing his thing in the nicest way possible, always helping when asked and never loses his temper. Did a grand job with the PEE company and with the UnSignPost alongside normal maintenance and writing. Give the man a round of applause. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 00:10, January 1, 2010 (UTC)...and For. If only for fixing my atrocious spelling over and over again. Oh, and for being the UU that he is. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 13:36, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.--He's just awesome. Eelpop
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:55, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.--An admin and writer who takes his work seriously but always with humour and recognition that he can be fallible too. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 18:34, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Very helpful and polite; he definitely has my vote. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 00:32, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
  • He does his thang, and he does it right. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:25, Jan 2
  • This guy has been my favorite user ever since Down with this sort of thing! Through the years, he has always come through as a very sensible, very nice, and very funny. You go, UU. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 01:00, Jan 3 2010
  • Yes indeed. Spang talk 04:49, 03 Jan 2010
  • Kay. Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 07:41, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Keeps his head when all around are losing theirs, is helpful and works hard. What a guy. --ChiefjusticeDS 10:18, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 18:40, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. This man is like Superman.--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 07:56, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. This man is like, er... Wonderwoman. ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃ 12:32 January 4
    It's the hotpants, isn't it? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:01, Jan 4
  • For - --Thehallway 18:21, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • For - This was tough for me. Socky's contributions are well known, of course. And I don't think Spang, or Modus get the credit they deserve. But UU gets it for me. But UU has been great around this place too. He is usually quite active, an extremely approachable admin (which is quite nice), and is always around to help with the site, having good, adult insights on the dramas that happen around here, and very rarely gets brought down by the crap that gets slung around him (and if he does, I just don't see it.). And for all that, I think he deserves the award this year. Good day. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:14, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

MrN9000 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0
  • Nom- the prince of pants, who is a bit absent lately unfortunately, is another fine example of why the world would have been better have the British Empire did not collapse. An office and a gentlemen, dealing with vandals and blankers with his tweed pants on while waving his elegant cane at their head. A monocle and a bow tie complete his attire of this perfect example of an English admin, even if he does use the word dude a bit too much. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 00:14, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

MadMax (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 5
  • Nom Do I really have to explain? He's the only person who deserves to win this twice. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 00:15, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. He's still at it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:24, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. He's a good user. DW 18:09, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Make that "Good-natured Uncyclopedian of the Year".--Funnybony 14:46, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Tough choice year in year out, the fact that after five long, long, long years MadMax is still plugging away is a testiment in itself. That his contributions are almost universally overlooked saddens me greatly. VERY FOR. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • Flour I can't stand it anymore, everytime I look in recent changes MadMax is all over the place fixing and editing and writing and commenting and adding graphics, and apparantly he's been doing this for years! There's nothing wrong with the other nominess, all of them are amazing, friendly, and helpful as far as I can tell, but I'm voting for a second MVP award for this deserving bot. Aleister in Chains Groundhog Day, MMX

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 15

RabbiTechno (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 4
  • Nom - other than being a certified Rabbi, our surviving poopsmith has been dealing with the never ending crapflood day and night. Always nice and helpful doing one of the most ungrateful jobs around Uncyc tirelessly. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 00:19, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
    What do you mean "surviving poopsmith" as if I weren't around? Just cause he or MadMax often beat me to archiving? Well? Do you want me to die or something, you sonvabitch? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 00:30, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
    Yes. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 00:32, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
    All right. Just making sure we're on the same page. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 00:33, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. sausage lol 07:23, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Strong For The nicest user I have met on Uncyclopedia so far, not taking away from anyone else though. --Nikau 01:25, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. If MrN hadn't gone missing, this may have been closer, but it's the Rabbi for me. It's the little things he does - taking the time to leave a helpful, friendly tip on pretty much every ICU he applies is a good example - this is a guy who doesn't just maintain, he helps out and encourages. I remember back when I hadn't been here long, I tidied up an apostrophe or two in an article, and got a huge friendly template on my talk page from RT - really helped me settle in. That's the RT difference. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:26, Jan 3
  • For basically everything in the first half of what UU said, combined with everything in the first half of what Nikau said. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/e/e5/Faglogo.png/25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 09:50, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Mordillo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3
  • Nomination. The admin that has survived every kind of drama, for which I respect him an immense deal. He has also continued exercising his many administrative duties throughout the year. Basically, he's one of the people that keep the site running on a continuous basis. Also, he won this award last year. Even if he doesn't win it again, he definitely deserves this nomination. Give it up for Mordillo! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:01, 1 January 2010
    Mister Moardildos here told me to go down, though, not up. He's a man, dammit! Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 05:05, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For There are a lot of people who deserve to win this, so with all due respect to those people (you know who you are), here goes: Uncyclopedia is the worst, but Dildos puts up with it and keeps coming back for more, and how he manages to do that and still maintain his sanity (just a little bit of it, mind you) is beyond me. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:15, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • 4, and a strong one. --Sai.png Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) (Wikia ads) 17:46, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • For I can always count on Mordillo to give me shit, and deservedly so.--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (speak up) 22:05, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

Mnbvcxz (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Nom and for. Beyond all the various site maintenance he does, and beyond rarely missing an opportunity to vote on anything, Mnbvcxz is sort of the tireless gardener and cultivator of Uncyclopedia in-jokes. Which may make people roll their eyes at him sometimes. But it also means he has a real affection and passion for this site which is hard to match. Plus, he practically lives here. Does the guy ever sleep? http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:14, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
In my defense somebody else was responsible for mainspacing that one thing --Mn-z 00:34, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

Spang (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0
  • Nom The go-to-guy for most of the coding and site maintenance around here. How many of us have had issues with coding, Wikia/site fuck-ups, and getting things to work, go to Spang, and have him give you the answer quickly, and allowing us coding idiots the ability to understand what in the hell he's talking about? Whenever something goes wrong with this place, he is THE guy to go to, and has been for a while. For that, at the very least, he deserves a nom. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:34, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

Roman Dog Bird (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Nom - Energizer bunny on hard drugs. Trash basher, vandal basher, QVFD basher, bashers basher. In the darkest hours of Uncyclopedia, RDB was there, bashing the terror away. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 17:52, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • A glittering beacon of unending admiration for this guy. Gets shit done and keeps it real. There is nothing else you need to do to get UotY, and this guy does both in spades, with flying colors, and better than anybody else, and when I think about him I touch myself. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:18, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Modusoperandi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +0
  • Nomination. I know I've been hard on MO in the past for "doing nothing" and "being useless" and also "horrible and unfunny" and "sucks cock like a champ", but it turns out that I was proved wrong for the very first time when I realized that he is quite the opposite of "doing nothing" and "useless" and "horrible and unfunny" and... well, that's it. Basically, he should get some votes, because he's the paste that holds this community's fragmented sanity together. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 10:09, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Yup, and he introduced all of us to mybrute.] carrot lol 13:14 January 15
    That was TheLedBalloon, actually. I just made it erotic. Terribly so. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:24, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Gerrycheevers (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0
  • Would-have-been for Until Gerry disappeared near the end of the year, he was my hands down winner of this award. The guy single-handedly kept the USP up and running, and was consistantly funny while doing it. He was a huge contributer to PEEing, pretty much re-wrote that other thing that has slipped my mind right now (On this day...? Anniversaries? I can't remember), and still found time to populate our land with new, hilarious articles the entire time. If he hadn't left, this vote would have been his. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:22, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
    What he said. Every last word of it. Where are you Gerry? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:16, Jan 15
    Oh balls. I was gonna do this, but then, well, what y'all said. Also, for WotY too. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 07:45, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Electrified mocha chinchilla (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1


January 2010[edit]

Writer of the Month[edit]

Nameable (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 12

Asahatter (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1

Colin "All your base" Heaney (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3

*For. He wrote an article, it got featured. For Colin, that's like being Steven King. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:21, 6 Jan

Hah! Oddly enough, you were the inspiration for my current signature. sausage lol 20:48, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

Zombiebaron (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +0 Zombiebaron

Anyone but Colin "All your base" Heaney[edit]

Score: 1

DrStrange (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 12 mad doctors

HELPME 18:49, January 17, 2010 (UTC)HELPME


Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit]

Why do I need to provide this? (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 10
  • Comment. Thanks for the votes so far, and part thanks for the part votes. I believe I've corrected the vote total so it's simple. So if you vote simply add 1 to it. And if you can't or don't want to bother figuring out the math, just vote and some anally-retentive type will come along and fix the math for us. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:47, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Zana Dark (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1 1/4
  • Nom and For. Zana just flat out deserves this for everything she's been doing for the past 4 or 5 months. She's been more helpful than ever lately. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 07:43, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • 1/4 flour so I can comment here. Zana is a powerhouse on the site, and if Why wins I expect her to see her shadow in February and get this award. She deserves one or the other. Aleister in Chains

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

  • Nom and For. Since he 'came out' and became a regular user over the last four months, Spike has been busy in VFD and also, more importantly, trying rescue a collection of mangy articles that were otherwise destined for destruction.--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 17:51, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

The Woodburninator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 9 Woodys

Romartus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 5
  • Nom. I've been hard on this guy in the past for his terrible voting habits, but he keeps to himself and dilligently works on his articles. He never starts drama and he's helpful. What more could you ask for in an Uncyclopedian? -OpTimus (talk)14:44, 2 Jan
  • Spiritual Support. Romartus is dedicated, polite, and active--just about all you can ask for in an Uncyclopedian, really. I wish him better luck in a month not so full of deserving nominees. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:16, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. He voted for me, I'll vote for him, what could be fairer? His panoramic schooling in everything from the Nicene Creed to The Third Man has enriched articles we've created this month to replace garbage awaiting burial via VFD. Spıke ¬  01:54 14-Jan-10
  • For Always honest in his voting even when he disagrees with everyone else. I'd vote for Why? too if I could, but since he's going to win one month anyway I'll stick with the wanna-be Caesar. --Sog1970 18:57, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • For Always seems to be polite and honest, and isn't afraid to go against the mould on VFH which, for me, is worthy of a vote. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:06, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

Noob of the Month[edit]

Dannehvirus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 6
Cquote1.png ==W-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???!!!==
...Damn. Dannehvirus 04:42, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
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To clarify, based on history, Happytimes did this as a nom and for. Also by my in facto reading, the nominee does not technically quo pro quo qualify (a nomination for an article) as the nominee hasn't created a new article (at least not one that is not in mortis), but I suppose there may be still time for the said nominee to rectify that situation. And other legal talk. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  00:41, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. To encourage his/her/sock? work and tenure here. Dannyvirus is writing a good tale here and shows promise. And he claimed the title, just like Ali, and look how that turned out (Ali all broken up and unable to walk or talk) Aleister in Chains January 12, The Year of Our Fnord, MMX
His unbook is up, so he's now an official noob. Al McChains Martin Luther King Jr. Boxing Day, MMX
  • Yeah. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 08:47, Jan 13 2010
  • Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Vote for the Noob, it's Danneh Ali. DANNEH VIRUS! Bacteriophage.jpg 05:28, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • My little noob has been nominated for Noob of the Month? Of course I'll vote Symbol for vote.svg For! --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 01 20, 05:52, 2010
  • For. I took a long time to vote, as we have a couple of excellent noobs here. What put me over the edge was that, very early, Dannehvirus fell into a filthy, vile, stinking <insert name here> pit, and still stayed and wanted to be productive. If you don't get a win, you at least deserve a medal. Either that or you're a glutton for punishment, which also gets my vote. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:36, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

LisaKachold (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 14

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +4

February 2010[edit]

Writer of the Month[edit]

Sog1970 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 8
  • Nom imnho this award should be voted on the last week of the month, if it's a vote for the Best Writer of that month. And with almost 1/4th of February gone Sog's Little Adolf's School Report seems to already be a classic (see VFHighlight page). Aleister in Chains 17:23 6 Feb. MMX
  • For! He already earned my favor I hope that's a word! Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 22:31, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • YES. Doesn't he have a bunch of articles in the Top 10 of '09? I am for, completely.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 22:37, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • For Got to vote for family, "brawdoliaeth" as they say in Machynlleth.--I'mthedaddy 20:59, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • For More than half the month gone. Unless the Coen Brothers start writing in the next couple of weeks, Sog skates over the finish line, skis the mountain, runs from the luge. Aleister in Chains 15:44 15 Feb. MMX
You seem to have voted twice Aleister?--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 20:05, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
First was a nom, then later a vote. What do you think this is, Chicago? Aleister in Chains 20:12 ahhhhhhhhh 2012
  • For.Without Sog's works, VFH would be a sadder place.--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 20:03, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment. Though Sog is certainly on the shortlist to receive this thing a second time, I really think we should do the what we do with the other awards when it comes to WotM: that is, if there's no viable new candidate, just don't give out an award for that month. Hell, Sonje would have a half-dozen PotM awards if we didn't do that, and Woody about eight AotM templates. That being said, For. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:19, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Had little idea who he was - discovered he has writ more features than I have articles (to the best of my memory). Jolly good show, old chap. --nldr 02:59, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Absolutely I've reviewed his two featured articles this month and nominated one of them. Without any doubt Sog has been #1 in February --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >}
  • Yeppers--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  17:47, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

Asahatter (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 9
  • Nom & for. Per my odd little policy of preferring to reward people who deserve to win an award for the first time ahead of people who may be good but have already won it. Plus, this award isn't just about work in the last month, it has never worked like that. Look at Asahatter's work, and laugh. Then come back here and vote for him. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:32, Feb 15
  • For. Anyone who can make an entertaining article about printer ink has my vote. --Matfen 20:44, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Inter Prink --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:54, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Per what UU said. Giving this to him now isn't the most timely thing in the world, but hey, he does (or did) deserve it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:28, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Finally got around to reading some of his stuff... it was damn good. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 02:10, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Tie breakers becomming the new trend? Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 05:13, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • As much as I like Sog's work, I'll be taking UU's approach here. Plus, Asahatter is a good writer. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 17:46, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • Indoodlees Per the last month or two. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:47, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. He's as mad as a hatter I say. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 20:07 Feb 28 2010


Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit]

The Woodburninator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: + Lots of 17s
Comment.Seriously, does MadMax not work or sleep? It's like he has edited every single article on this site. User:Hiatus Hernia/sig2 14:18, Feb 5, 2010
  • For. Pippo 22:09, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

PuppyOnTheRadio (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +6 gods that are in the radio
I'm not gloating now because my UotM Award for last month is now missing. I will give a reward to whoever finds it and returns it to me. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  21:46, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
ChiefjusticeDS stopped the person who had it, and returned it to me. Go, Chiefster! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  22:53, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • So fast he gave me coding help before the Scottish one could. --nldr 18:36, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3

Kip the Dip (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1

ChiefjusticeDS (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Nom and Chiefor - This guy makes an awesom job at pee review. I know there is a separate award but he should get this one too. At least pee review is a part of Uncy, isn't it. And morevoer, this guy doesn't want to be an admin. I think he should be an admin because he already behaves like admin ;D Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 22:57, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
    Completely agree. That's why we voted him as UotM a few months ago! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span> 23:45, 9/02/2010

Noob of the Month[edit]

Extreme aggression (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0 metal bands
  • Ankh smite.png Nom & Temporary Bless He wrote Kreator, and not many noobs are working recently, and he has a totally badass name. Staying here until someone better appears. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 18:36,6February,2010
Apparently he only edited it. Nice name still. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 23:51,14February,2010

Sakai4eva (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3 eaten by bears

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2 perennial nubs
I've been seeing his stuff also, on UnNews and other areas. Ask Why?, but I'd say go ahead and nom him. The nipple ring is an honored tradition. I won it once or twice, but that was so last decade. Aleister in Chains 17:15 6 Feb. MMX
HH you certainly could have nommed, but I beat you to it. (Actually, the user was on my Noob Watch). :-P Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  17:58, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

Fantabanana (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0 bananas with prefixes
By "well on his way" you mean "banned for one month," right? —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 05:32, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, that too. But what can I say, I'm a fan of his work. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 16:27,7February,2010
Even though this editor was disruptive, I didn't find the edits to be just random crap like we often see, but thought the edits showed some thought and creativity. With a little more self-control (and some time reading HTBFANJS), I suspect this could be a productive user. I suspect that's part of the reason the block wasn't indefinite. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:06, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

HELPME (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 11 OHNOITSGOTME

*For, because I'm a dirty, dirty self promoter. Rawr. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 22:34, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

You make it sound like being a self-promoting whore is a bad thing. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  06:36, 25/02/2010
  • Spiritual for. Dammit, I like this guy (HELPME) too... but I don't wanna rescind my other vote... Symbol for vote.svg For. as per the other guy hasn't been here for ten days. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 15:07, 8 February 2010 (UTC)
    • comment This is a good place to hide, like being under the bleachers or something. I'm gonna eat the popcorn from the ground, and look for stuff people have left here. Aleister in Chains 15:39 8 Feb. MMX
    • Hey! Get out of here! This is out spot! It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 20:57,8February,2010
Is the cabal under here?!?!?!?!one!!1Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 21:30, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
What happened? These few comments, starting with Pelargonium's, used to be under the Awards page logo. Now they're out in the open and the sunlight hurts, ow. Oh, and a Spiritual Vote for HELPME, maybe there can be a tie. Aleister in Chains 1:14 12 Feb. MMX
It was probably moved because I wasn't the last nomination on the page anymore.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 01:51, February 12, 2010 (UTC)

Symbol for vote.svg For. Carry on. --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 02 12, 01:21, 2010

  • Comment. HELPME is working hard to contribute here and is very open to suggestions from experienced editors, which is great--wish more Noobs were like that. But for the benefit of us anally-retentive types who sometimes get lost around here, could someone please post a link to where he's 'written at least one "full" article' or has 'created at least 5 "decent" photoshopped images'? I must have missed that, and I'm trying to be a good adopter here. Thanks! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:27, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
I just looked up there again to see-and crap- I didn't see that before. Damn.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 08:39, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
His article here qualifies him not only for this award but for his reward in heaven, so Why?, do the ressearch (and please find the extra "s" in this comment because I'm too allfuck stupid to even proofread the first 7 words of my feature article)Al 10:32 13 2 MMX
This was a joke entry, on the 13th of Feb. It's now the 25th, and is not funny anymore. Aleister in Chains 2:36 25 2 2MX

Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3 maneaters

Spiritual For +2

  • Nom Wow. If she/he isn't a sock then he/she/it came in like gangbangers gangbusters with The Black Hole (Disney Movie) (although it needs links). I like the other guys/girls/shemen nominated, yet Joyce, imnho, may dominate the voting in March if they/she/it/he sticks around. Aleister in Chains 14:54 11 Feb. MMX
  • Spiritual For. Excellent work so far, will vote for next month as I believe he'll (she'll?) be still eligible. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 15:31, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment: She'll be eligible next month, I won't be, so vote for me! /shameless vote whoring :P Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 21:32, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment: I'm thrilled to be nommed. Don't know if I'll vote for me, yet, or the sentimental favorite which appears to be HELPME. Would it look too like a suck-up if I was Spritual For me and For HELPME? I mean, I am a suck-up, just not an amoral one. I would also like to point out that I've completed a second article, The Foundation Trilogy (Bob Vila Series), which I would like to submit as evidence of potential awesomeness on my part.--Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 14:54, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Because I'm waaaaay too nice to vote for myself, I realized. (Removing my other vote now)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 22:19, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg I'm a sheep PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  04:21, 25/02/2010
  • BIG Spiritual Symbol for vote.svg For. I've already voted, and don't like to change my votes. But the user I voted for seems to have gone away, and the other guy hasn't written an article as yet (3 days left, on my pocket calculator) although he does contribute on lots of other things, and Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates is plugging along with quality writing and is starting to wander the site. So, For, in the spirit world, where it really counts. Aleister in Chains 11:05 25 2 2MX
  • Yes. Blah blah blah, contributions, whatever. All I know is that Hall & Oates rule. --nldr 19:21, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
    • As does the authoress. --nldr 19:25, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

March[edit]

NOTM[edit]

CluelessPedestrian (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3 People run over by cars
  • Nom and maybe I'll vote later. I'm nominating this lad/ladette (we need a term to get around gender mysteries on NotM) because of what I've seen of The company of myself. It's not even finished yet, from what I can tell, but the shape and the dimensions of the page just feels promising to me. Maybe by the end of this month, CluelessPedestrian will have done more writing and contributions and saved lives and whatever. The page s/he is writing at the moment is rather unusual maybe, but I find most articles are these days. --nldr 03:47, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

*Symbol for vote.svg For.I've reviewed two of his pages so far, I think he has the potential to be a very funny writer here. The beginning is always the trial and error period and he's making good progress.--Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 16:44 EST 5 Mar, 2010

  • Symbol for vote.svg For.I don't deserve a nomination, but who cares! I'm a narcissistic hypocrite who votes for himself!--CluelessPedestrian 23:03, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • I'll go with for. --nldr 02:01, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
    • Although CluelessPedestrian will probably blank this entire page and redo it later. --nldr 02:01, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Because I welcomed him. I take all responsibility for pointing this guy to the right links! —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 06:35, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 6 fans of Bob's Hole

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: -11
  • Nom and against. On the other hand, this guy is just wrecking the place in a baptism of fire. --nldr 03:52, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Against. Let's set an Uncyclopedia record this month for most votes against a nominee. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:09, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • The right choice or whatever. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 06:19, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
You're supposed to vote against. Didn't you see my note? Some sysops just won't do what I tell them. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  20:01, March 1, 2010 (UTC)f
Maybe He was expecting the reader to provide the context. Bein' all avantey-guardey and stuff. Like Polanski, without the nasty stuff. Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 20:09, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
Oh I don't know, thought being the first BAFTA winner to rape a teenager was pretty innovative stuff. --nldr 20:15, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
You'd think they'd have a Nobel prize for that. Or something. Most likely, something. Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 23:54, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
To clarify, he pled guity to "engaging in unlawful intercourse with a minor," or "statuatory rape," and both his probation report and pyschiatric evaluation said that he should not serve jail time. Then when the judge talked about giving him time anyway, he left and went home to his native country of France, etc. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:03, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
So everybody wins! Except for the traumatised 14-year old and also the planet that's scarred by Polanski jetting from North America to Europe. Everybody loses! --nldr 03:00, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
Because you got fired, that's why.  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  21 Mar 2010 ~ 07:56 (UTC)

Tragicbooty (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 6
  1. Nom and For: I think this person has done well enough for a nom. Good rewrite on Faith and hopefully more to come.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  00:08, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
    Would-have been for Faith is on VFH, a huge achievment for such a new user. I voted for someone else though.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 21:33, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
    Would-have-also been for Selflessly, I have voted for another. I am now going to add this message on every other candidates nomination page - CBA to praise them directly!! --nldr 01:06, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  2. For. User:Hiatus Hernia/sig2 08:20, Mar 16, 2010
  3. Wretched, despicable vote change but Tragicbooty, with his awesome username and awesome article, totally deserves it. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 11:02, Mar 16 2010
  4. For. Faith was a fine first effort--here's hoping he sticks around. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:44, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  5. For. For taking the George Michael on faith. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 18:32, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Per Necropaxx, especially considering the tie vote that probably won't be broken. Don't take this bad Clueless Pedestrian, but I voted for you initially because I saw the promise in you based on my reviews of your articles. I reviewed Faith for Tragicbooty, and that was excellent. I had no idea he was a noob, so in light of the tie, i have to switch in favor of TB --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 25 Mar, 2010

CheddarBBQ (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: -1

#Nom and Against On the Potatochopper nom page Cheddar points out that if he's nominated for NoTM he would be in a position to lose all four major awards in the same month. Who am I to stand in the way of history? Aleister in Chains 3:04 11 3 mmx Thinmint.jpg YES!!!! It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 03:50,11March,2010

Invalid. User is not Rcmurphy. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 09:12, Mar 11
You have no proof of that.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 21:35, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

Invalid Nom and Against. Because I just went without Internet access for over 24 hours and I'm feeling pretty goofy. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:29, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

UOTM[edit]

Guildensternenstein (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3 people who felt left out because their score didn't have a funny text to go along with it

100K of unnecessary chatter moved to talk page by your favorite fascist ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 11:46, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

CheddarBBQ (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1 Fat Italians

PuppyOnTheRadio (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 15 who like it doggy style
A young John Barnes. The resemblance is uncanny.
An older Jimmy Barnes.
  • Nom and For. Helps noobs, helps people with code, gives experienced users suggestions, is doing The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost, fixes unhelpful edits, and helps with other cleanup around the site. Also he's an unabashed vote whore who still manages to act like a good doggy. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:36, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
I reworded my nomination as per this helpful reminder by Mordillo of what UotM is truly for. I really needed to be reminded, and I imagine I'm not the only one. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  20:42, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. If I deserve this award, than Puppy does even more so. He cites my Unwehr contributions, but he has far more Unwehr Points than I. He also does Pees, does coding, and pretty much singlehandedly revived the Unsignpost. He's also the epitome of nice and polite, which is a lot more than can be said about a lot of people here. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:52, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
    "Single-handedly revived the UnSignpost"? I'm very grateful to him for keeping it going for the last two issues while I've been busy, but...? /me feels slightly unappreciated. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:10, Mar 2
    Awww, I didn't quite mean it that way, UU, I very much appreciate you. In the sack, that is.Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:58, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
    There's another way? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 18:12, Mar 2
    Well, there's the ass... —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:45, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 06:17, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Forza POTR. --nldr 14:30, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For Reminds me of a young John Barnes. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:51, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Duh.Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 23:42, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Puppy is the epitome of an Uncyclopedian - active across the wiki, helping out with reviews, coding stuff, helping other people with their stuff, dong stuff of his own, and remembering to have fun along the way. And all this despite being callously rejected for adoption by some cold-hearted English bastard. Puppy is a hot dog. (You may all groan now). --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:10, Mar 2
That implies there are any warm-hearted Englishmen. The Man In Black. 21:13, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • For They all deserve it, and Guild should have this award sewn onto his shirt, and then there's puppy, loyal to his friends and a dynamo on the site. He was one of the first to really welcome me here, and then put up my choice of a talk page corner photo (Buffity) because he realized I'm a moron at code. Things change in a few days, and the bandwagon has picked up its driver and hoisted him onto their shoulders. A good choice. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 2:22 3 3 2mx
  • For. Consistently active, never loses his charm, and writes too! Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC
  • COMPLETE FOR. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 01:13, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Yeah I guess. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:19, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • For Loved his/her articles--MsuCarencro 02:43, March 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • "'Symbol for vote.svg For.' Because I cant remember not to click on the new messages alert when I go on his talkpage User:Rifting 13:05, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Really hates me, really loves Uncyclopedia. And this ain't TKF of the Month for damn sure. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:02, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Vote for SPIKE, or he will hit you with this big blue thing.
Score: 8 who pay attention to VFD
  • Nom and for. Works consistently hard on VFD and fights to save articles and rewrites them. This is vitally important work that helps keep the site running. The sort of work SPIKE is doing requires a constant commitment and for me his willingness to provide that is worth a nomination and my vote at the very least. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:32, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Though VFD tends to be a bone yard of bad ideas/articles/jokes, Spike still sifts through them to see what can be salvaged. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 09:46, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment. Thank you for the thought--which coincides with the Great Ice/Wind Storm of 2010, which has left me without power and off VFD for four days and counting. Hope to see you soon! Spıke ¬  14:21 1-Mar-10
  • For. Some users build skycrapers, but Spike silently trudges through the sewers looking for recyclables, a thankless task which I think deserves recognition. User:Hiatus Hernia/sig2 08:21, Mar 2, 2010
  • For. He reminds me of the Asian who keeps rummaging through my garbage. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 21:20 Mar 2 2010
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Everyone here certainly deserves a nomination. Having to pick only one, I'm going with Spike, even though I hate sports. He's had lots of great writing contributions, UnNews audios, VFD work. He communicates well, makes a poor lackey, and never pisses me off. His UnNews work answered my coded messages in the form of bat fuck insane articles, begging for someone to write timely, sort of true, and funny stories, as the founding Cabal envisioned. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 10:49, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Per Zim. SPIKE is awesome. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 11:26, Mar 3
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. - I took time away from digging in emc's garbage to vote for him. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 20:44, Mar. 3, 2010
  • For -RAHB 23:09, March 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Another comment. At mid-month, I appear to be walking away with the UnNews Foolitzer Prize, as the only reasonable competitor has not only voted for me but sworn off flooding the joint with his namesake three-a-days. That award would also confer Knighthood. Doing so twice in one month to someone who doesn't vote for honors at all is ridiculous, and I will of course still be haunting VFD in April. So I hope freeing my delegates to vote their consciences will fill the rest of March with controversy and drama. Spıke ¬ 17:50 14-Mar-10

Zana Dark (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1

Colin "All your base" Heaney (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +3 "All your chocolate rain"

WOTM[edit]

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0 2012 Disasters stopped by Jack Bauer

Skinfan13 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +0 fans of skin

Jocke Pirat (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1 French gentlemen
  • Nom. Well, since we're having a WoTM slump, I figured I'll nominate this guy, who has the highest number of featured articles (7.5, if anyone's interested) out of all non-Wotms. User:Hiatus Hernia/sig2 08:11, Mar 1, 2010
  • For per above --Mn-z 02:09, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

CheddarBBQ (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0 Fat Italians

MadMax (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: ∞ users who have done less for Uncyclopedia than Max has
  • Nom+4 OK, Max (to my knowledge) has never claimed a feature and has no FA templates making a mess of his user page. Because of that he does not show up on that Hall of Shame which some of you people appear to think is so important. However, let me tell you something... The Hall of Shame has jack all to do with measuring how much of a contribution in quality writing a user has given to Uncyclopedia. Do you ever go to new pages and encourage new writers by editing their articles? No, I doubt it. Do you ever compile lists of images and post them onto talk pages? No, I doubt it. Do you have over 30,000 edits in the mainspace, and almost 45,000 edits all together? No, I doubt it. Have you tidied up tens of thousands of articles knowing full well you will almost certainly get no credit whatsoever if you do? No, I doubt it. Why? Because you think the Hall of Shame page is a measure of how good a writer you are. Well... I'm telling you now that you are wrong. HOS means jack all, and should not be a guide for choosing WotM winners. Now, could we please prove this point by giving the award for Writer of the month this month to a user who IMO has done as much (if not more) for improving the quality of articles at Uncyclopedia as any other ever. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 12:22, Mar 3
  • For. If we took every sentence that Max has edited, and carefully compiled these sentences into appropriate collections we call paragraphs, and then compile these paragraphs into even larger collections called Articles, he would probably have 10 features by now, anyway. Also, has edited tons of my most obscure pages and shown me a better formatting method without even being asked. --Matfen 13:42, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. I don't give a fish about HoS (haven't bothered to add myself on there), and promoting the WotM for actions other than just features, but for things such as reporting in the line of duty under heavy fire or incongruously describing every annal of pain whilst under torture, yeah that's badass. (note: i may be misattributing slightly; MadMax is a solid writer) --nldr 13:52, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
Well, obviously I was not talking you Nachlader :P It's those 'other' guys! Yea... Like YOU reading this now! You know who you are... Or something... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 14:01, Mar 3
  • Symbol for vote.svg Fourth If Max is here, then my vote has to go to him. Funnybony, Cheddar and Skinfan are worth their weight in, well, best left unsaid, and they will all have their time, but MadMax writes large everytime he moves his mouse (ifyaknowwhatImean, wink wink nudge nudge) and has done so for years and years and days and nights and. . .he and Cheddar are fun to play with on the forum picwars page too. All the nominees, writers in the first degree. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 14:12 32Mx
  • Symbol for vote.svg Fourth Ditto!--Funnybony 20:39, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I'm flattered by the nomination this month, but I certainly have to go with MadMax, if not for all that I've seen him do around here so far, at least for his name referring to the Road Warrior. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 18:20 EST 3 Mar, 2010
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Let's make this one a landslide victory. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 23:39, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
  • For.You're obviously talking about me, aren't you, MrN? I've always assumed that MadMax mostly adds links and categories and stuff like that, because I don't check history, and because how could someone constantly make edits that are "content" in the frequency and fervour that MadMax does? Having been shown the error of my ways, I now bow my head in shame and humbly vote For. User:Hiatus Hernia/sig2 14:23, Mar 4, 2010
Well, obviously I was not talking you Hiatus Hernia :P It's those 'other' guys! (The ones who have not yet voted for Max yet.) Yea... Like YOU reading this now! You know who you are... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 14:38, Mar 4
Symbol for vote.svg For helpers! Happytimes.gif
  • For. The score text says it all. The Man In Black. 06:28, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Rarely are we graced with contributors and writers of MadMax's efforts and caliber. I'm ashamed he hasn't won this award already. His humility (as touched upon by MrN9k) and large phallus (touched upon by those who have been so honored enough to touch it) are something to be remarked upon in their own right, but for now I'll do with having to support his WotM nomination on the sole basis of my deep admiration for his incredibly attractive and well-groomed mustache. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 01:21 Mar 14 2010
  • Symbol against vote.svg Against. - Simply because I disagree with the nom and the concept that writing articles that becomes features are of no value, and making so many edits to different articles does. We recently had a discussion about how UotM reflects the work people do to support the community and doesn't reflect the quality of their writing, so the number of features someone has isn't important there - and WotM was pointed to as the award where that did matter. As much as I respect Mad Max, I can't support someone who has no FAs as WotM. PuppyOnTheRadio - The Signature Collection Talk Tuesday, 06:58, Mar 23 2010 UTC
  • Symbol against vote.svg Against. - per toading to Puppy On The Radio. Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 13:19, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
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April[edit]

WOTM[edit]

Nachlader (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 9
He's written some of my favorite articles too. Why do you think I nommed him, for monkey's sake. Al sans chains a few minutes later

Aleister in Chains (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 13 Chained guys who are going to die due to autoerotic asphyxiation
Ah, yes. That last makes me look like a dignified member of the community. Al en'blowin'ze'canine 18:21 2 4 mmx
I least I was born right. —Pelozurian (talk) 02:30, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Good job with formatting and word usage in the above comment as well.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 02:35, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
    Oh no, here we go. The "You're gay!" "No, you're gay" train has pulled into the wotm page-station. Gay. Al sans chains 2:38 10 4 mmx
Shaddup HELLpme. —Pelozurian (talk) 02:40, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
"Furry of Goodness?" It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 17:31,10April,2010
I meant that to say "fury." You're Italian, and can spell in English better than I can. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:02, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
Stupido Americano. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 20:11,10April,2010
Pretty much. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:59, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

Skinfan13 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0

Mahm00shA (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0
  1. Nom He's written some good shit It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 19:33,2April,2010
  2. Spiritual For. Freddm00shA has really come into his own recently. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:16, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Ditto in spirit Good quality and consistency. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Tuesday, 07:02, Apr 13 2010 UTC

Maniac1075 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom and Symbol for vote.svg Damn!!! I knew nothing about Maniac, and have spent the better part of two hours reading his stuff, and reading his stuff, and looking at history's of pages and comparing those edits before-Maniac and after-Mainiac and, damn. We set up a fraternity to do most requested article, he's done 35 of them and counting and does them several at a time and quick. His talk page is almost empty except for complaints from Why? (we all love those), so he hasn't really been talking and few talk to him, but Damn!!! Diamond in the ruff in a diamond mine of his own digging. He likes wrestling, and has pretty much made Uncy the home of wrestling humour--singlehandidly as far as I can see. Sure, I'd like to win this award, wouldn't we all, and Nach and Fredd and Skin and Matfen and many others deserve it, yet here is someone I've literally never read. And Damn! Will put him up for Potatochop too if he hasn't won that, because it seems every one of his pages has many very good chops created by this guy I've never heard of. See his Hulk Hogan coming off pee and to VFH soon. Maniac, I Salute! thee. Aleister in Chains 21:07 13 4 MMX

UOTM[edit]

Chronarion (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0
  1. For He created the site and hasn't won yet? WTF?!? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 01:49, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
    Just nom. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 00:59, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

Mahm00shA (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  1. Thinmint.jpg Nomminty Capn's orders. Also he deserves it. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 19:30,2April,2010
    Sorry Mooshy, but Guildy really does deserve it this month. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 19:13,13April,2010
  2. For I like him and I feel sorry about the fact he's been having a nil so far :P. Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 00:05, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

Skinfan13 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2
  • Nom. Skinfan is a steel kidney with great reviews, the creator of Upsilon Sigma Sigma, is now cleaning up vandalism and voting on VFD, and is generally a very positive presence on the site. Plus, unlike the guy above, he exists.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 19:46, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I think upsilon sigma sigma is a pretty cool guy, eh dos article collabs and doesn't afraid of anything M'su Carencro (Talk) 14:07, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. poor me, no support *sniff* ;_; for my testicles that is -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 01:55 EST 30 April, 2010

Guildensternenstein (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 14

Electrified_mocha_chinchilla (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 7 Shockingly Furry Chocolate Coffees
I've always <5'd you and you know it. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 08:39 Apr 7 2010
Um, haven't you got the wrong award? Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:06, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

NOTM[edit]

English peasant (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 6 proles
  • Nom shows great potential with Paul Gascoigne, Dianamania, and I know where you live. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 21:17, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Seems alright to me. --nldr 13:44, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Dianamania is excellent, and his other stuff shows more potential than any noob I can remember. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:58, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • For Along with writing ability, has already shown the willingness and aptitude to do the boring important work of site maintenance. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Monday, 08:52, Apr 5 2010 UTC
  • Kurwa Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 13:55, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I've spent the better part of the last 90 minutes actually researching this vote, mainly because I like Msu and his writing and hadn't read much of English peasant's work. And then when I look at his work it seems to have sprouted like a grove of bamboo trees. He's very good, prolific, in-depth, and has the potential of being one of our really good writers. I hate choosing when both are so good, but it was because I don't like doing it that I forced myself to spend the time today, and I'm glad to find two people with such great potential. Aleister in Chains 16:14 26 4
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.: I would never normally be presumptive enough to nominate myself for anything or vote for myself under any circumstances, but since Msu's vote for himself is currently the only difference in this game, I've done it to tie the scores at 6-6. Here are my main contributions from my first month on Uncyclopedia. English peasant 18:07, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. M'su is a disgusting vandal on Uncyclopedia who should be permanently banned forever. I hope my vote will make Msu cry like a bitch so he/she/ will leave Uncyclopedia and let decent users like English Peasant get the praise that they deserve. M'su Carencro (Talk) 22:04, April 27, 2010 (UTC) You can only vote once too. --ChiefjusticeDS 18:20, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

MsuCarencro (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 6 Dead Chicken Hawks

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +/-0 spiritual noobs
spiritually about to start removing your votes. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 08:21, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
Mordillo, you're a party pooper. FreddAin't Dedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 08:26 • Friday, 9-04-2010
That I am. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 08:46, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Spiritual For. Because this guy keeps popping up in NoTM every single month and let's just give him the damn Spiritual Noob Ninjastar already, damnit. DANNEH VIRUS! Bacteriophage.jpg 05:28, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • For Obviously. Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 18:42, Friday 16 April 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG

May[edit]

WOTM[edit]

Fredd The Mahmauscher (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 23 bandvolkswagen drivers
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom and for Kurdish Military Industries and MTV Castles: Elizabeth Bathory managed to take out top spot March and looking like top spot in April. Mooshy has been going from strength to strength. Without a doubt one of the best writers around. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Sunday, 23:29, May 2 2010 UTC
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Awesome writer and a great guy in general. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:35, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
  3. Thinmint.jpg Minty. Per always. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 00:01,3May,2010
    Thank you guys for your support, I really appreciate it, even if I don't win... Puppy, Paizuri, Chedds, <insert name here>: I'll always love you all! :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 07:20, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
  4. For. A great guy with great ideas who's really come into his own the last few months. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:05, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Aye. I heard HowTo:Be A King made January's top spot. --Matfen 16:15, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg Strong for. Although he's not like Aleister "feature every 30 seconds" in Chains, he consistently writes great and funny articles and doesn't get too pretentious. And, he's from Egypt. So, in conclusion, vote for Fredd and you'll get some hedd.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 19:43, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 06:10, May 4
    I wish (both for the 30 seconds and for hedd from Fredd, and they may be related come to think of it)! For the real feature-machine, have you checked out Guildy's numbers? Al des chain 21:05 3 5 MMX
    I've been here four or five months longer than Sog, and he's got half a feature more than me--he's the real feature machine, the prolific bastard. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:10, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Writes teh good stuffs... more than me at any rate. --ChiefjusticeDS 18:45, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 09:55, May 14
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. From what I went back and read, he writes some really good articles.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 20:16, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. Don't worry Fredd, we'll work on the M1 Abrams soon! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 00:11 EST 6 May, 2010
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 21:33 May 6 2010
  13. Ankh smite.png Bless. Per Facebook. [retired]is me 13:03 May 8
  14. For Because he scares me a little--Sog1970 08:17, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
  15. For Pantsera 10:29, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
  16. dicks lol Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 00:34, Wednesday 12 May 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG
  17. Bandvagon. User:Hiatus Hernia/sig212:11, May 12, 2010
  18. Bandvolkswagen. For Our Man in Alexandria Giza. (Egypt that is, not some one horse town in Nebraska or wherever). Also who can't spell Band? --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 18:32, May 17, 2010 (UTC)
    I'm from Giza. :P SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 19:36, May 17, 2010 (UTC)
  19. Aye Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 10:02, May 26 2010
  20. For Following the subliminal stimuli which Fred left on my talk page :P (but seriously I'd vote for him anyway. Just didn't know he is running for it) Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 21:03, May 26, 2010 (UTC)
  21. He bought a camel so we could cyber.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  22. Ankh smite.png Obvious Egyptian For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:36, 29 May 2010
  23. 4 Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:42, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

Maniac1075 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3
  1. NF - per last month, the guy has written an ungodly amount of good articles, and the fact that you don't hear anything about him just gives him extra bonus. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 05:30, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. The perfect lone wolf writer. Silent, deadly, prolific, and fast. Have just gone over some of his stuff again (and he has written and edited much more than his wrestling portfolio) to assure that my assessment last month was correct, and yep. And Maniac just co-won potatochopper because he puts amazing chops on almost all his pages. Nach, Fredd, Spike, Skin, Matfen, and Black Flamingo (to mention only six of many) should be given this award by acclamation, but we have this one-a-month thing. So this month I'll go with our hermit hemingway. Aleister in Chains 13:38 3 5 MMX
    Spiritual almost for I'm extremely impressed with Maniac's body of work, but I'd like to see a few of his articles polished up to FA status before saying yes. Having said that, we have a great competition here - Fredd does highest quality work but does it a bit slower, Maniac does a huge amount of work but not of the same quality. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Tuesday, 07:36, May 4 2010 UTC
  3. Spiritual for. Next month he has my vote for sure. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:24, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
  1. Wow. I never realised the quantity and quality of this guy's contributions until now. Definitely For. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 14:16, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

Nachlader (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  1. Nom and For This guy deserves recognition for Vietnamese dong, Trench warfare and many other great articles I can't find because he was a cock and put an annoying Youtube link on his user page. Right now he's the 3rd party candidate so it will impress your indie music geek friends more than a discussion over the definition of emo. --Nikau 03:18, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Spiritual For For For Nach deserves this soon. Nuff said. Al sans chains 23:53 10 5 MMX

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0
  1. Nom Let's get SPIKE's name in the mix here. Fredd looks like a well-deserved winner this month, and the ancient God's of Egypt rejoice. But what of SPIKE, who writes quality pages almost every day (not just a few times a month like the rest of us slackers, except for Maniac) on UnNews. Zim (a former WoTM), SPIKE, and a few others hoist on their broad shoulders the UnNews franchise, which many readers consider the most important part of Uncyclopedia. WoTM is his journalistic birthright. Aleister in Chains 00:02 11 5 MMX
Comment. Let me return the compliment! I was in the running for UotM last month as the premier VFD scavenger, a role that you have eagerly assumed after the muse called me over to UnNews Audio. Colliding with you today on edits to Tefillin has been like old times. Spıke ¬ 01:20 13-May-10

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