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July 2010[edit]

Writer of the month[edit]

Nachlader (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +14 shit people

Black flamingo11 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 5
Thanks boyo, but I'm with Nach too. Hugs and kisses, Black Flamingo 18:38, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

DrStrange (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 4

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit]

HELPME (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 18 Extremely modest homos

Simsilikesims (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2
  • Nom and Symbol for vote.svg For. No, fuck me. (literally) Sims does a lot more than I do, and has been around longer. She reports and reverts vandals, does cleanups instead of drivebys, and makes a much bigger difference. --Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Thursday, 06:25, July 01 2010 UTC
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I was going to nominate the Count of Monkey Cristo but as it seems Helpme has this in the bag, a nod for Simsiilikesims. I think she and Guildy should marry by the way as their names are equally easy to misspell when written out in full. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 12:24, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
    That is the best reason for a marriage that I have ever heard. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:41, July 13, 2010 (UTC)

Ethine (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: Absolutely none plus absolutely nothing

Saberwolf116 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2
  • Nom + For. Guy needs a mention. He comes and goes, but when he's here, he does more good than mostly anyone else. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:54, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Vain for. Partly because I'm glad to be nommed, and partly because I'll be here for a while. Saberwolf116 21:45, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

Noob of the Month[edit]

Lyrithya (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 6
  • My little nooblet has written some good articles (like Manhole, Crossbow and Fern) and he has a cool sig. Anyway, For.Pelozurian (talk) 22:37, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Looks......promising. Maybe she can be useful so we won't have to send her to the to the mines, after all. I do like the article on Man Holes.--M'su Carencro (Talk) 08:32, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Against. Something about this person just bothers me... ~ Meaningless symbol Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100708 - 14:27 (UTC)
I'm changing my vote for absolutely no reason at all, certainly not due to mind control, being guilt tripped, or as a result of a recent anonymous donation of free hookers. Of course not. Absolutely no reason at all. ~ Meaningless symbol Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 07:09 (UTC)
Er, that's a for. ~ Meaningless symbol Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100719 - 21:59 (UTC)
Yeah, we're having a good month here. The lady had a different account that was active in July 2009. So not eligible I'm afraid. Let's save the usual long discussion and get on with our lives. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 15:39, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
And guess what happened. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/MacManiasig-cheerios.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/MacManiasig-holmes.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-starwars.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/MacManiasig-firefly.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/60/MacManiasig-pixar.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/MacManiasig-oregon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/MacManiasig-lesmiz.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-doctor.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/HalLogo.png/16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN[18:42 23 Jul 2010]

Horace Donald Westenchester (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: -2
  • Horace is an complete asshole who was already banned once. But he is a fantastic writer who is consistent, prolific, and fun to read. Has joined the pee team too. Just because he's so good, is he a sock? Probably not, although. . .Toast??? Cousin of Toast??? Nah. ? . Aleister 23:15 1 7 MMX
    Alison, at this point, I'm positive that wasn't intentionally an asshole move.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Friday, 01:45, July 02 2010 UTC
    He's definitely not TOAST-related. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 01:59, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Against He's a troll. -- jocular Ape (edit) (Riot Porn) 01:47, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
What does that even mean? He has posted no comments outside of his pees, as far as I know, even on his talk page. So a comment on his hair? Seems to be a very good addition to our writing corps. AIC 2:09 2 7 MMX
He voted against every article on VFH without reading them. Fuck him. He should get some sick. -- jocular Ape (edit) (Riot Porn) 02:20, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, OK. But it turns out he did vote "For" on two or three. But a noob, so he got a probation, and has stuck to it. Anyway, he's saving pages on VFD now. I'm turning into a Horace fanboy. AIC 2:23 2 7 MMX

Confirmed sock. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 18:23, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

Who is "he"? Dexter says he knows, but there is no sockpuppet template on his user page. Who, pray tell, has tricked me into nomming "him" for NotM, as I must extract my revenge. Served cold, of course. Aleister 1:26 10 7 MMX
Ah, revenge being contemplated. Heh heh heh, /wrings hands/, heh heh. Aleister 12:44 14 7

Lordarcadian (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +7
  • Nom. My adorable noob has written HowTo:Get things for free and HowTo:Kill by Drowning, plus, he's a funny person overall. Withholding my vote until the end of the month.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Friday, 01:45, July 02 2010 UTC
  • for I know its in poor taste but I will vote for me User:Lordarcadian/sig 05:33, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Showing great promise so should be encouraged. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 15:51, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg And another Spiritual For here (spirits can divide into many parts). Prolific, good writer with a knack for filling up a page with goodies. Aleister 17:51 14 7
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Hes a good ol' fella and he has my vote --User:Happymonkey39/sig 16:15, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment: User was temporarily blocked for a bad upload. I don't know whether this affects their ability to receive NotM, which is why I mention it. --Andorin Kato 01:32, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
As long as he behave well from now on there are not further implications. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 05:53, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
Ok this whole month got very odd. Lordarcadian 00:58, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
Of course it did, it's the month you and I joined! -User:Happymonkey39/sig 21:40, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

Jcameronfan123 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1

Symbol for vote.svg Nom+For. Like a less experienced mini-Guildy. Has done decent writes on directors such as Christopher Nolan, and James Cameron, and therefore has also been reducing the requested articles list. The articles aren't exactly Guildy-standard (who's are?), but I think in time, when he gets to know the ropes, he could be a good user. I'll stop sucking Guildy's dick now. --Matfen 10:27, July 3, 2010 (UTC)


Happymonkey39 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1

Symbol heart vote.svg Nom+For. Happymonkey has constantly shrived to better himself here amongst us despite, well, being amongst us. Always fun to read on talk pages, this user has already written more than myself AND Micheal Jackson combined, and has thus far only had one of seven compositions huffed. Years from now when you look back at this Nobel prize winning potentiate and exclaim, "What a Fantastic noob!" you will do so with a grin on your face and a smile in your heart. Verily I cannot begin to extol the virtues of such a wonderful addition to our family as this new guy who "rocks" very much indeed. A giant among giant-midgets, this user has already received praise like, "You are doing lots of interesting pages!"[1] "Damn, that is some SEXY writing!"[2] "Don't try pulling 'im a noob' sympathies on me, sonny..."[3] & "... you have a lot of potential..."[4] Despite his ineligibility for this award, he's a new noob to me so please help me to welcome such a future endearing soul to the party that is Uncyclopedia.  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  15 Jul 2010 ~ 02:40 (UTC)

necessarily i am a noob, ive had this account for a while, but never really used it till june...that was absolutely touching happytimes...i think you deserve a cookie, too bad Alister stole them all.... --User:Happymonkey39/sig 03:12, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
*gives the happy fellows a big hug* Hail the happy. *runs off, having stolen all of the rest of their cookies* ~ Meaningless symbol Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 05:00 (UTC)
Aw shucks...     ...munches on 'last' cookie...   Happytimes.gif
Wait, what cookies could Lyrithya have stolen if they were all stolen my Aliester? --User:Happymonkey39/sig 15:21, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol opinion vote.svg Invalid nom. I really hate to be the killjoy here, but if Happymonkey has had his account for longer than the required 27-33 days, then he can't be nommed for this. The same thing happened with Miley Spears last summer. User:Paizuri/sig2 07:03, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
Yeah sorry, account is active since February. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:13, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

Long and unnecessary discussion moved here. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 16:36, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: -1

Mrowa (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
Read the eligibility requirements again. Was active in April. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 13:36, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
  1. Aleister.
  2. er, (I made that one up.)
  3. Lyrithya.
  4. Happytimes & Yoda.

August[edit]

Writer of the Month[edit]

Black flamingo11 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 19
Actually, I think it was Ebert, Takeshi's Castle and... I forget. --Black Flamingo 22:40, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
Dragon Warrior - I'm fairly sure that was mine. --Black Flamingo 23:08, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
I KILL YOU! http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:11, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
Don't forget one of his most recent gropings, Marilyn Monroe. Aleister 00:56 6 8

Mrthejazz (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 7

Benson (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2

Thekillerfroggy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit]

Inanimate brick wall (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

http://www.math.toronto.edu/~drorbn/Gallery/Symmetry/Tilings/2S22/BrickWall.jpg

Score: +1 hardheaded users

Saberwolf116 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0 wolves made out of swords
  • WTF? Saber hasn't won this yet? Weird. He's done a huge amount of indepth reviews, voting, and other services to the site, such as moving the archive pages on VFD. Withholding vote blah blah.Sir HELPMEHELP goes here
  • Symbol for vote.svg I'm so cool. Saberwolf116 13:28, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

Simsilikesims (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: Thirteen I like thirteens.

Count of Monkey Crisco (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3 of 3key 3sto
  • Nom + For. This guy's developed serial bridesmaid syndrome about 2 years ago and never grew out of it. Still, he's pretty good, and was category spamming before it was cool. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:19, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • For Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 03:37, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. I like this guy. --Black Flamingo 20:25, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

Ogopogo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1g1p1g1
  • Nom. 5 years later and still not a single pointless edit. He doesn't do as much work in bulk as the rest of us, but this guy's had a lifetime achievement award overdue for about 3 years. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:19, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:22, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

Happytimes (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3 happy people

Aleister in Chains (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 6 scary ghosts
  • RedCheckMark.png Nomination and For Has anybody seen the impressive work Almeister has been pouring into VFD these days? This is in addition to creating his regularly phenomenal articles and being involved in other groups all over the wiki. Al deserves to be recognized for that work. User:Skinfan13/sig6
    Just saw this, thanks very much for the compliment. I blush and climb a tree. But Sims, especially this month, and all these other folks, are the best of the best, so don't throw your vote away here because I'll just eat it with fava beans. Aleister 13:20 8 8
  • Spiritual For This dude may steal cookies, but he is a great guy --User:Happymonkey39/sig 01:42, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Genuine For User:YesTimeToEdit/sig13 [02:07 11 August 2010]
  • Symbol for vote.svg Penis SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 03:26, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Pacman.png Brotha. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 22:34,16August,2010
These votes are great, thank you! I've now cooked up the fava beans and am eating the votes as I type. Yummmm. Some seasonings and they taste just like chicken. To be serious for a second, thanks. For the beans. Aleister 14:44 23 8
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. One of the good guys. --Sog1970 09:01, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Because I actually know who this guy is and he's decent and seems fairly deserving. User:Lyrithya/sig/5 -- 20100828 - 14:19 (UTC)

Noob of the Month[edit]

Fudgemobile (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2
  • Rocket.gifNom and For. With over eight correct contributions to the Uncyclopedia:Proofreading Service[1] (beating the only other contributor in recent times by a factor of 4.) As well as offering to help the community fix the incorrect and wrongs[2] of the written works of others. Successfully uploaded an image and placed it in an article. Has taken indirect direction[3]. I believe this user has what it takes to win this award despite not writing an article (or creating 4 of the 5 required images) needed as a normal prerequisite to qualifying for such.  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  16 Aug 2010 ~ 06:35 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Because I've Proofread a total of 11 Articles, and currently doing another. (PS, In Category:Proofread most of the articles are about Wrestling (thats why i don't have more)) The preceding unsigned comment was added by Fudgemobile (talk • contribs) 07:27, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
    Sign your posts with four tildes, kid! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 07:27, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Ineligible for now. Has to write a full-length article or several shorter ones or several well-chopped images first (doesn't look like the image he uploaded was original, either), maintenance ain't enough. Which reminds me, weren't we supposed to reconsider these eligibility requirements? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 07:27, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
    Yes, seems unfair to me. For example, completely ignores PEEING. Or just general good Uncyclopeding? User:YesTimeToEdit/sig13 [10:40 16 August 2010]
  1. That more people should be using & contributing to, IMHO (including myself).
  2. I'm "Currently on Uncyclopedia 1-6 Hours a day, ask me to fix or spellcheck pages, I'm bored so please, PLEASE, give me something to do"
  3. Corrected editing mistakes after viewing my comment here and researching what he did wrong.

Thatdamnedfollowspot (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +11

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +9
In that case i should have won last month! GAAAAAAHH --User:Happymonkey39/sig 13:54, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

September[edit]

Writer of the Month[edit]

Maniac1075 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2

Mrthejazz (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +12
WAkka wakka wakka! mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 21:23, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Got robbed last month. By a dirty theif who won't give it back. --Black Flamingo 18:04, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Fuck yeah! <3 Mrthejazz!!!! Love, User:Ethine/sig
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I love these other guys, and they be long overdue for this cup of spud (as are Skinfan and SPIKE!), yet Jazzman is playing the right notes the last couple of months on a great hot streak and deserves this with a ribbon tied-'round it. Aleister 16:38 3 9
  • Symbol for vote.svg For not just Beige in August, but for a flurry of activity in the past few months and his tenure at Uncyclopedia at large, a legacy that has been providing us with tone-evoking masterpieces that have taught us everything from how to staple toast to a wall to how to be enthusiastic like a certain typecast actor, and in the process teaching us some of humanity's greatest lessons: whether that meant exploring the surprising depth of human-mannequin relations or imparting a harrowing account of one of the greatest human tragedies: getting pushed into bananas in Mario Kart.. --User:MeepStarLives/sig 23:04, September 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. He writes great pieces. Not just good, mind you, great pieces. Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 23:27, Sep 4 2010
Yeah, like this! mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 02:42, September 5, 2010 (UTC)
Exactly like that. Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 07:06, Sep 11 2010
  • For. Jazzy is one of the few Uncyclopedians who consistently displays a really good understanding of absurdism in his work. Viva la Jazz! -RAHB 05:26, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20100925 - 21:01 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. --Matfen 22:43, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +4
  • Nom To get him in the que again. Funnybony has written (avert your eyes, noobies) over 250 articles, almost every one of very good quality. He has one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight feature articles, and (you can open your eyes, noobies) he polishes many of his pages for months at a time to get them in the shape he and others appreciate. A backbone of UnNews and HowTo's, Funnybony rides his magic keyboard like most of us ride a $50 hooker. Aleister 11:41 1 9
  • For. Writes some great stuff.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:11, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Funnybony keeps on writing and even if you don't vote for his articles, he doesn't take it personally..well at least not yet! --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 18:01, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. It's impossible for me to say why one of these writers deserves this award more than any others, but I have to give a huge shout of approval for Funnybony. The level of determination to work on a piece again and again until he's happy with it and then move on to next next is applaudable, as is the sheer volume of his work. Kudos. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Saturday, 23:58, Sep 4 2010 UTC
  • For. My vote goes to this man. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 20:59, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

Cap'n Ben (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1 pirate

Anybody but <insert name here> (TalkContribs (del) • EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all) • LogsGroups • Checkuser)[edit]

Score: -1
Why am I nominated here, I haven't even written an article and why don't you like me? Fudgemobile 04:15, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
OOOH, I get it lolz Fudgemobile 04:17, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
Because they can? User:Lyrithya/sig/5 -- 20100901 - 16:00 (UTC)
You're utterly and completely correct. It was terrible of me to use USERLINK when it's been so overused. I suppose I should have been more mindful of the response I was generating. I'm a stupid, terrible cunt. (Kills self). I didn't nominate USERNAME, I nominated <insert name here>! mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 21:34, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
Oy! Don't do that! If you kill yourself, how are you supposed get writer o'the month, eh? And besides, are our WotMs these days really so unimaginative? That'd seem a mite odd.
Oh. Still, don't you dare lose this time. User:Lyrithya/sig/5 -- 20100901 - 21:38 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Okay, let's clear something up. Why am I here again? Who are you goddamn lunatics!? AMRadioHits 06:56, September 4, 2010 (UTC)
We're people who somewhat overuse the {{username}} template. Just shows the name of the person reading it, you know? User:Lyrithya/sig/5 -- 20100904 - 07:04 (UTC)

All of the above (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem- lst-all)Logs • Checkuser)[edit]

Score: +0 soldiers, riders, and ghetto survivors
That includes you. User:Lyrithya/sig/5 -- 20100902 - 05:09 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit]

Count of Monkey Crisco (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +7.5
  • Nom + For. As per last month, this guy is awesome and has had this coming for too long. He's been quietly doing lots of work in lots of areas for lots of months, particularly VFD. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:36, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Agreed. --Black Flamingo 17:30, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 15:14, September 3, 2010 (UTC)
Oh god, Romartus voted *for* something. Holy carp. Love, User:Ethine/sig
Yes shocking news..that's why I voted twice here before I realised I had done so in error! --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 18:31, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
Let's see if I can get really lucky... make that a partial for! +.5 for the Count. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20100930 - 23:47 (UTC)

Aleister in Chains (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +7.5

Noob of the Month[edit]

S3ahawk (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 4 invalid votes

Spam Man (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2 edible awards
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Invalid nom, no? Hasn't made any articles or images. Today's bout of attempting to counter everything Happymonkey does brought to you by: User:Lyrithya/sig/5 -- 20100905 - 20:36 (UTC)
    Yeah, you're right. Only one image (probably not original) and no articles to speak of, soo....Sir HELPMEHELP goes here 22:17, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Possibly a sockpuppet, but he is still a funny guy (and in saying 'funny', I mean 'strange').--User:PeregrineFalcon999/sig 00:09, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Bighead (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2
After some careful thought, I have decided to change my vote. Or something.User:Thatdamnedfollowspot/sig 00:31 Tuesday, September 21, 2010
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Because the other person seems illegal and didn't RCMurphy win last month? User:Fudgemobile/sig1 03:23, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
I don't think so. Some other guy won. User:Thatdamnedfollowspot/sig 03:24 Tuesday, September 14, 2010
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. This fellow had hope about him. He should return and actualise that hope. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20100925 - 00:29 (UTC)

Tonillero (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 4
  • Nom. This new user has a fantastic article already, and he seems like a promising new user. Plus, he's active on VFD. User:Thatdamnedfollowspot/sig 04:00 Thursday, September 16, 2010
  • Symbol for vote.svg Fuck yeah! Noticed this guy on recent changes tonight, and he has edit summaries. Sexy, sexy edit summaries. Love, User:Ethine/sig
  • Symbol for vote.svg Well then. This is who my new vote goes to. Such a promising young noob! User:Thatdamnedfollowspot/sig 00:34 Tuesday, September 21, 2010
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. A very promising individual, indeed. He deserves our encouragement, not that he needs it. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20100925 - 00:26 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Thanks for the nom. Besides salsa (music), I could use some advice on blowing (life into) my stub (article). —Tonillero (hecklestalk) 22:32, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
        -- Done. Happytimes.gif
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. He came, he stayed, he conquered, at least he done good. Nice work. Aleister 1:59 30 9

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3 boobs
Nope, although it was close, the guy who just changed his vote and put Rcmurphy in the lead did. Strange move, that. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20100921 - 14:33 (UTC)

Happytimes (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 5

Datta Fissure Dayadhvam King Damyata


Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker211703:19, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

October[edit]

Writer of the Month[edit]

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 17

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit]

Lyrithya (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 5 people voting for someone who wishes they'd go vote for someone else instead
  • Smite lightning.jpg Nom & For! I can't hit a talk page or forum without seeing this one leave behind something that at least makes me grin. (Also, because this user helped tie up UOTM last time around.) And, erm, they're a fine writer as well, & stuff.  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  02 Oct 2010 ~ 01:57 (UTC)
  • What?! NO! *bonks Happytimes* BAD! *chases him out with a frying pan* BAD! BAD! User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101002 - 02:28 (UTC)
       What?!? you alwayses generally making it tidy 'round here. Who's wit me? Happytimes.gif
           Oh, really? Then name one thing I've done. One thing to make it tidy... seriously, there isn't anything, now is there? Pointy.png
    Spreaded out the graphics on African American last night. So there--and, thank you! Spıke ¬ 10:09 18-Oct-10
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. As per Happytimes and the large amount of data that has been attached to my talkpage. User:Thatdamnedfollowspot/sig 22:26 Wednesday, October 13, 2010
I appreciate the sentiment, but you must agree there are others who deserve it much more... User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101013 - 23:11 (UTC)

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 13
  • Nom and probable for. I am bemused that apparently this guy hasn't gotten this yet... he does all these useful things and stuff. Like saving articles from VFD and audio stuff and who knows what else; I really haven't been paying attention. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101005 - 23:48 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Lyrithya is right, SPIKE has been everywhere lately, upholding our news department, saving pages on VFD, kicking butt on talk pages and VFD and other pages (seriously, he kicks butt! He's been kicking mine so much that I've put in an iron plate, and don't feel it, but I feel a slight vibration which alerts me to his presence). SPIKE should also get Writer of the Month, so maybe this could be a one month UotM and next month WotM sweep. And Lyrithya for UotM soon! Soon I begs ya! Aleister 00:32 6 10
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Spike hasn't been afraid to stand up for what he believes in. Some other users don't like it but I think that is the best attitude to adopt here.--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 19:32, October 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Logic like this only comes around once in awhile so I'm changing my vote.  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  07 Oct 2010 ~ 02:57 (UTC)
Yay! Pointy.png
  • Ja. --Black Flamingo 10:58, October 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Reverting one vandal doesn't make you UOTM... SPIKE's been working for much, much longer.Sir HELPMEHELP goes here 19:03, October 16, 2010 (UTC)
Hey! You didn't need to say that. You could have just voted for him, instead of making a jab at me. --User:Magic man/sig 23:37, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
I didn't make a jab at you, I made a jab at your nomination. HM

Magic man (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 4
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom and for. For all the reverted vandalism that he/she/it did, they have worked/working through over 150 pages of blanking and vandalism. User:Fudgemobile/sig1 03:53, October 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Because he reverted me many times and never gave up. 189.239.53.190 04:39, October 13, 2010 (UTC) Vote stricken, vandals don't get a say. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:55, October 15, 2010 (UTC)
I'm all around impressed. A rival paying tribute to his equal, very Knightly. And not the Kiera kind, the olden days kind. Aleister 11:07 13 10

Wait why doesn't he/she get a say? --User:Magic man/sig 02:56, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

Racism. We're racist against vandals here. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101016 - 03:05 (UTC)
yep that must be it... But really he/she is just as good as any of us! now... --User:Magic man/sig 03:13, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

Noob of the Month[edit]

Mimo&maxus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 5
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nomo&forus Mimo&maxus has done a really good job since he got here from the Greek uncy. A guy who can send all of us some free premo Olive Oil, m&m has uploaded some quality pics, added them to appropriate articles, written pages, and has done lots of edits. Prior to kicking in within eligable time he created a small user page with a link to his Greek uncy, something I wouldn't even count as an edit but as a placeholder. I've been following his short but productive career here, and he's for real. Aleister 18:25 19 10
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Seen him voting on the VFH forum so I will go along with Aleister's nom. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 00:24, October 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Certainly. I have decided I like this fellow. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101025 - 13:07 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I didn't know that I can vote my self. ----User:Mimo&maxus/sig 10:10, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I am in for this one. User:Lordarcadian/sig 17:41, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

Secret Agent (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0 fellows found in a tree
  • Nom. I found another one! This guy's also new (joined a couple of hours ago) and has also written an article (not sure if it's any good, but if it doesn't get deleted, good enough), so... whee. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101019 - 01:08 (UTC)

Valdimir (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1 actual noobs
  • Nom. This user is actually a noob, seems to actually be trying, and actually wrote an article, even though it's currently in his userspace. But still... User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101018 - 15:40 (UTC)
  • Conditional For on the condition that he/she works on proper noob training. Otherwise, that userspace article did make me laugh a few times. Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 19:20, Monday 18 October 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: rcmurphy
Did you copy Happytimes' sig colour? User:Fudgemobile/sig1 05:34, October 20, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, that's exactly what he copied. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:04, 23 October 2010

November[edit]

Writer of the Month[edit]

Romartus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 10 lengthy affairs

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0
  • Symbol for vote.svg Not a nom (I love when SPIKE does that). SPIKE deserves this award like Cher deserved Sonny, like Cola deserved Coca. He's so good and so proficient that we tend to overlook his work in the newsroom and on saving articles from VFD with total rewrite after total rewrite. Plus his collab's which go unrecognized and uncredited. And more. An extremely hard pick between him and Romartus, who go together like Sonny and Cher, like Asia and Euroasia, like. . . Aleister 12:30 1 11
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Hypothetical For. Hypothetical because it's not a nom. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 12:44, 1 November 2010
  • Symbol keep vote.svg This isn't a nom either. Yay! drama within the Newsroom! You have often seen me call on Romartus (nominated above) for help tugging an article in new directions or for his panoramic knowledge of history and culture, in exchange for which I provide a vital clerical post-edit. Have you read our best collabs, Hmor and Jam Jesus? Spıke ¬ 12:47 1-Nov-10
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Spike deserves this award as he has rescued so many sick puppies out of the VFD pound and turned them into Uncyclopedian greyhounds...well, at least got them back on four paws and happily padding around this website. That is as important as celebrating original works in my view. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 13:01, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
    Romartus's very British vote for the other guy is, alas, invalid, as there never was an actual nomination. He should win by acclamation. Spıke ¬ 00:03 28-Nov-10
  • Hmm... this guy's good, too. I may wind up voting for him, even. I may also wind up not voting for him, of course. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101102 - 00:59 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit]

Lyrithya (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 16 people who will probably be hit with a frying pan sometime this month

Romartus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1 overly exacting whatmabobbers
  • Nom. So, I know I already nominated him for WotM, but this is what I meant to do, for pretty much the reasons I listed on that one except with a lot less emphasis on the writing bits and a lot more emphasis on how gosh-darned helpful this guy is. Seriously, it's crazy. He's always willing to give input or help fix things up, and won't even sugar-coat it before reality. It's this honesty that makes his votes so worthwhile, too; he'll only vote for or against things if he thinks they actually deserve it, which I really wish more people would do, and which makes it so much more meaningful when he does vote for something. Which is also why I'm kind of scared that he voted for me here. Erm... User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101102 - 03:30 (UTC)
  • And Symbol for vote.svg For. *grumbles irritably* User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101115 - 03:24 (UTC)

Happytimes (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0 dancing bananas
  • Nom. Because apparently I was going to nominate him before and then forgot, although right now I can't remember why. But I must have had a good reason; he's Happytimes. Just kidding; I actually love the feller. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101102 - 03:30 (UTC)
    Symbol for vote.svg Spiritual For, like a ghost voting but one who doesn't have the ectoplasm to mark the ballot He has the Right Stuff! He's got Game! And one of our finest and best users. Did you know he wrote the third holy law? Did you? Iz true. Aleister 13:09 2 11

Noob of the Month[edit]

Putthatknifedown (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 8 bloodied appendages
  • Nom. This fellow's so promising, I just had to nominate him behind his adopter's back. *whistles innocently and dashes off* User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 13:19, November 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. I think I'm funny I'm just voting myself because I can is that OK? I'm to stop writing NOW ok stop writing NOW dam it STOP User:Putthatknifedown 3/11 14:35 (UTC)
  • Maybe Nom. I would say For but the most of your edits were made on your userpage so... --User:Mimo&maxus/sig 12:52, November 4, 2010 (UTC)--
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Worth a vote for the name alone.--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 22:48, November 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. This guy has potential; I like him. --Black Flamingo 12:50, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. It's a for --User:Mimo&maxus/sig 15:01, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • We-ell... alright. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101122 - 07:35 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. If that shifty-eyes person has signed on, I'll be complacent. Writer is trying hard, is having fun, and is dodging bullets and getting so many good users helping in polishing his pages that he must have a magic rock or mystical beans or something. Aleister 1:40 27 11
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:58, 29 November 2010
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:18, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Secret Agent (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1 Illogicopedians
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom and for. This Illogicopedian seeks to learn the way of Uncyclopedia, or some such. I say we kidnap him and lock him in a small room and feed him newts. Or... wait, that doesn't even make any sense, does it? Perhaps I've been spending a little too much time over there, myself... User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101102 - 20:46 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. What exactly is Illogicpedia? Also I searched for User:Secret Agent and I didn't find anyone. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig 12:56, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
    This is him on Illogicopedia. And that's Illogicopedia. It's really a lovely place, actually. It has... bananas! A bunch of us invaded recently, though. Guess it's only fair they invade us back... User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101104 - 13:19 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I have an account on Illogicopedia. I don't think I'm any good. But I was here first. So... ya. --User:Magic man/sig 14:39, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Meh, for We can vote for ourselves. Pathetic, really. And I led the Illogicopedian invasion. You're welcome. And, I guess, uh, I can't think of anything else. --Colonel Sanders July 4, 1776
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. and Symbol for vote.svg For. WTF? Did you just welcomed yourself? --User:Mimo&maxus/sig 18:53, November 4, 2010 (UTC) How can you retire now? You just came. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig 17:22, November 19, 2010 (UTC)
    Comment Congrats! You have three votes and, as of this writing, as many main space edits. Must be a record, and you should get some kind of template for this. Welcome, and thanks for invading us. Aleister 19:40 4 11
    How... illogical. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101104 - 19:44 (UTC)
    Comment Meh, I've been too lazy to do more mainspace edits. I'll get to some more eventually.--Secret Agent 00:50, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
    But ah, you've done an UnNews article or two. Very gooth. Aleister 1:01 5 11
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. User appears to have left. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101114 - 19:16 (UTC)

rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 5 bicentennial noobs
    1. Nomination and Foratude. rcmurphy is a such a huge a noob. why didn't he win this last month. he is the noobiest noob of all noobs. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 04:29, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
    2. For After winning last month with a score of +6 to Mimo&maxus's +5 and yet not being awarded my due, I'm starting to think that this whole contest isn't entirely legit. —rc (t) 09:19, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
    3. Nom I don't want to hear anything else about how fair was the last win. But, don't worry. I can understand how you feel. Poor rcmurphy. You live under my shadow. *evil laugh* Master of boastfulness, also known as Mimo&maxus
    4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Yes, just yes. --User:Magic man/sig 14:43, November 3, 2010 (UTC)
    5. Symbol for vote.svg For. the noobiest noob in all of noobville-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 06:12, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

December[edit]

Writer of the Month[edit]

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 12

Noob of the Month[edit]

rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1 rcmurphy
  • Nomination. For. rcmurphy is suck a noob. He is the noobiest noob I've ever met and he shows no signs of improvement. No other noob has ever deserved this award more than that noob rcmurphy. What a noob. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 05:58, December 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nomination rejected. I appreciate the gesture, but I want to do this the right way. The nooby way. —rc (t) 01:05, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +3 illegal nominations

Cat the Colourful (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 7 I see bright colors (and a large yak)
  • Nom s/he is a noob nuff said --User:Putthatknifedown/sig 10:19, December 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. A promising Noob, has already worked on some edits and hasn't asked to be made an uncyclopedia administrator on day two. Everything is pointing true so far! --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 11:43, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. --User:Magic man/sig 13:59, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I didn't ask to be an administrator at day 2 too...can I be at day 3? Also nice noob. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig 14:02, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. --User:Putthatknifedown/sig 21:45, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

Bevanz (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1 and a giant squid
  • How did we miss this guy? And the timing sucks - joined end of November, but come January it'd be too late. By, like, two days... *grumble mumble mutter mumble grumble* I forgot he was a noob. He is a noob, no? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 22:11, 27 December 2010
    Thanks Lyrithya :D I am greatSoup? 22:31 27-Dec-10
    I figured you should at least get a mention. Cheers. Now welcome to the ranks of the awesome who didn't get this! Hahah! ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 22:38, 27 December 2010
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. "I forgot he was a noob" -- one of the best compliments that can be given to a noob. Bevanz feels like the real deal, and when January 1 rolls around he will have been here for 35 days instead of the "legal" 33. Hmmmmmm. Aleister 3:06 28 12
  • And I'll vote a giant squid on this guy. Huzzah. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:25, 28 December 2010
  • And I'll vote an Uga Buga on this guy. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig2 10:40, December 29, 2010 (UTC)

Fudgemobile (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2 Peice of... Fudge.
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom + For He does soo much for uncyc. ICUs, QVFDs, BPs, and so much more! He was nominated to be Noob of the Month before, but he didn't get it. But he should've. --User:Magic man/sig 02:48, December 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Doesn't change the fact that he has now been here much too long. User:Lyrithya/sig/8

Damn... --User:Magic man/sig 02:58, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

Lolz User:Fudgemobile/sig1 03:04, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit]

Romartus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 11 ounces of awesome
Cricket bat Aleister, as seen in Spinal Tap. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 09:03, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Fucking For This bad ass mother fucker deserves this reward for all the good contributations he has done on Uncyclopedia, and if you disagree then suck my dick.--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig3 02:11, December 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • When I first arrived back in mid-2009, I was certain Romartus had already won this. That says it all really. --Black Flamingo 12:26, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • And for some reason I forgot to mention... for. Perhaps the fellow really is too obvious. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 15:32, 23 December 2010
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Obvious choice. --Sog1970 16:11, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Seeing as he's the only one to vote for --User:Dancing dude/sig 06:51, December 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Per Aleister's "bashing VFH with a cricket bat". Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 13:47, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig2 14:15, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Weird For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:30, 27 December 2010
  • Thanks everybody! I dont gonna be so noob to vote myself, but, an guestion from me: Have i done a "full" article? If i had done, i want to know, which of them is "full". They are full of shit, but im just interest... And pretty proud... (Ok, this thing actually made me feel like n00b...) Well, at your service, User:Cat the Colourful/sig
    As this hasn't been deleted, it might be the qualifier. I haven't actually read it, mind, but it does exist and thus I am throwing out the link. Looks like you might want to finish it, though. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 18:51, 7 December, 2010
  • Symbol for vote.svg Not rc, I hear he's actually quite a well established user with a long running in joke of being extremely nooby, even though he is, in fact, quiet unnooby, relative to some other noobs, although, on the other hand, this noob in question is quite nooby, but to the extent of some of the noobiest of noobs, but more of a noob than rc, who is, in fact, not at all a noob, but an experienced user in the guise of a permanent noob, and as such, I therefore, do believe that this brightly adorned cat is the way forwards in terms of noobiness! User:YesTimeToEdit/sig13 [22:54 13 December 2010]
Indeed! User:YesTimeToEdit/sig13 [16:55 14 December 2010]
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Eventhough I'm not PUTTY, as it turns out. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:27, 17 December 2010
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.Simsilikesims 23:07, December 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Socky, Putty... It sounds so same... thanx - User:Cat the Colourful/sig 13:45, December 20, 2010
  • For, I think. I only have one major gripe with him, and that is that he keeps forgetting to close tags in his signature, but as that seems to be the most of his problems here... ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 16:43, 20 December 2010
  • Cats does not have a good memory. Its a fact. User:Cat the Colourful/sig 09:19, December 21, 2010
    I bet my memory is worse. And actually, I'ma vote a large yak instead of a number; two lovely fellows, and choosing would just seem wrong. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:24, 28 December 2010