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July 2011[edit]

Writer of the month[edit]

Mattsnow (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +4

Guildensternenstein (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2

ChiefjusticeDS (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 8
  • Nom. As per what was said on the Foolitzer page. --Black Flamingo 13:23, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  • 'Snow has got the brains, Guildy's got the brawn, but Justice has the news. I've said before that the Signpost has made Worst Reflections, one of my old favorite pages, almost completely redundant through its sheer weekly newsly digest power. To go so long at such a persistent clip, even when straw-grabbing for newsy things becomes necessary, takes chutzpah. This Guy. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:15, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  • For. I would also like to add that anyone who's had a Chief review will know how good of a writer he is. I would rather read those over many of our articles. --Black Flamingo 19:09, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For, per BF and the other alphabet soup above. User:TheHumbucker/sig 23:23, 21 July 2011 (UTC)
  • Mwu Hu Ha Ha HAAAA! BAAA Ha ha ha ha haaaaar he he he heeeee, ahhhhhhhhhohhhhhh, he he he errrrr. Oh, where was I, uhhhh Symbol for vote.svg For.. Quality Mofo. Should release the shackles of the Unsignpost and write some 'proper shit'. User:HauntedUndies/sig. 14:05, July 23, 2011 (UTC)
  • Yeah lets do this. Nameable mumble? 18:28, July 23, 2011 (UTC)
  • At this point I'm only doing controversial things so I can read hilarious articles in the UnSignpost about me.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 19:56 Jul 26, 2011
  • For. He write sentence with words. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 18:45, 31 July 2011
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. One UnSignpost to rule them all. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:48, 31 July 2011

Thekillerfroggy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2

Uncyclopedian of the month[edit]

Lyrithya (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 11 Skins
  • Nom & Symbol for vote.svg For her work in making Vector a reality... In the words of Mr.T "I pity the foo' who thinks they can hold a candle to this" -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:29, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Also for making those templates. And the logos. And improving a bunch of JS things. And so on.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 00:01 Jul 01, 2011
  • she is one wacky, ko0-koo-ka-jooky chick --Roman Dog Bird 02:20, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

HEY?! What happened to this month?! It's still July! ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 23:41, 30 June 2011

What?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 00:01 Jul 01, 2011
The Time in Greenwich is the real time, and the time in Greenwich is currently GMT+1, so fuck the server. -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 03:55, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
I'm more concerned with the "still July" part of that.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 04:18 Jul 01, 2011
I thought you could only win this once... User:Frosty/sig3 04:48, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
Wait, what month is it? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 09:05, 1 July 2011
January? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 12:57, 1 July 2011

Frosty (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +15
  • Gotta be fair: Frosty hasn't won this yet, and he's just been trucking and not stopping for a while now. Plus he's like nine years old or something. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:38, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Let's be honest, Lyrithy..Oh well fuck it, as per TKF. --User:PoopManPoop/sig 05:47, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Yeah, or something --User:Magic man/sig 21:11, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Defrost him again Frosty: Vandal slayer. --User:Lollipop/sig - 21:01, 3 July 2011
  • For. If this guy wasn't here, there would be so much vandalism going through the cracks. Sometimes recent changes is clogged with articles with 2 changes: A vandal IP and Frosty. I like Lyrithya too, but great job, snowman! Talk Mattsnow 11:11, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Services rendered for sniffing out sockhogs, AnotherSock et all. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 17:37, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  • Yes. I know nothing about administration stuff though apparantly frosty is the shiz these days. I like Frosty's energy and attitude. Hes a nice guy and funny and all over the place. Also, he flies on a magic carpet and throws pennies to poor children in Switzerland. --User:Shabidoo/sig 18:47, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  • For months now, Frosty has been doing wonderful stuff in and out of the bedroom. --Black Flamingo 19:02, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. He's alright.--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 02:57, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg no u Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 04:04, Saturday 09 July 2011 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG
  • this kid is "it" if you know what i mean --Roman Dog Bird 08:12, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
  • FOR This world spins on the axis of a snowman! mAttlobster. (hello) 15:19, July 19, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Fourteen. ~ T. (talk) 16:52, July 19, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Very deserving, but I'ma have to vote for Lyri this month. User:TheHumbucker/sig 23:18, 21 July 2011 (UTC)
  • Aye. Lyrithya is a wombat. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:40, July 23, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Frosty deserves it --User:Xamralco/sig 18:02, July 30, 2011 (UTC)

JackOfSpades (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 4

N00b of the month[edit]

Xamralco (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 6
  • Nom + For Ok I promise this is my last nomination, but this guy wrote a damned article, but guess what? He picked himself up again and turned it into a descent article! I like that sort of attitude. User:Frosty/sig3 23:58, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
  • Strong for. Xamralco knows HowTo:Replace bread with something else and that is a rare talent. Talk Mattsnow 21:10, July 14, 2011 (UTC)
  • This nigga good --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:26, July 14, 2011 (UTC)
  • Yes Very impressive debut article and even more impressive total silence from him before he arrived. --User:Shabidoo/sig 10:08, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
  • Hmm, an awesome user who probably deserves this, putting a fair amount of work into articles and whatnot, as well as aiming to improve off what it does initially... that, that I like. Very promising, and good works already. Do keep it up. For, per what I just said and also because this is the sort of thing people tend to notice less, but without which the wiki wouldn't be going anywhere. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 18:59, 30 July 2011
  • Okay, this guy wrote this hilarious article and it got featured! How is he not winning? --JohnNickelson 19:34, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
I'm not Charlie Sheen --User:Xamralco/sig 01:46, July 31, 2011 (UTC)

DFly (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0
  • Nom Written a descent article, and seems like a nice guy. User:Frosty/sig3 09:55, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

HauntedUndies (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 8
  • Nom A good UnNews reporter and a cheerful noob, he is eligable just (he would be ineligable for nomination in 2 days) Anyway vote for this guy. User:Frosty/sig3 09:01, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Yup, works for me. --User:PoopManPoop/sig 14:41, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Showing great promise and with a memorable moniker too. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 17:39, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Yes. A wonderful character. --User:Magic man/sig 02:19, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. He punched me in the face, and for that, I vote for.--User:CandidToaster/sig 12:51, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Quickly becoming a staple over here at UnNews. User:TheHumbucker/sig 23:14, 21 July 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Don't know him too well, but he sounds nice. --User:Lollipop/sig - 23:37, 21 July 2011
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Giving me someone to biopic in a few months. Keep it up. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:38, July 23, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. He is a nice guy. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig8 07:39, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
  • Someone else as tactless as I am... that should no go unrewarded. But seriously, this one also does good works, less in the writing, but in voting and discussion and more general maintenance, and though I have to recognise the other guy's writing, I hope this one keeps it up as well; the stuff isn't any less important. But this one also already has more votes. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 18:59, 30 July 2011

Lyrithya (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: Wombat
Not being Rcmurphy User:Frosty/sig3 05:33, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: BIG NOOB
  • Nom Nom Nom. Rcmurphy fun fact: Did you know that RC created Zork? Look at the page history, brotha. --User:Lollipop/sig - 05:55, 2 July 2011
  • Endogenously ambiguous abstain. --User:Shabidoo/sig 10:09, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Mhaille (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: an indeterminate number of rcmurphys +1
  • NOM NOM NOM. Per this. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:09, 30 July 2011
  • Whoops, I thought the nominations for July would only start in August, otherwise, I would have nominated Mhaille sooner... Also, that thing he did on Forum:FFW 2011 was very noobish; he should have known that it would be misunderstood as an attempt to exempt himself from the rules and thus cause an uproar. And finally, he says that he always wanted this award, which is noobish enough per se, because we all know how little awards matter. User:Schamschi/sig, 14:19, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
Again. Not being Rcmurphy. User:Frosty/sig3 21:29, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
Meh. Mhaille is exempt from the rules. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:25, 31 July 2011

August 2011[edit]

Writer of the month[edit]

Mattsnow (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 11
  • Nom + For He has more featured articles to his name than non featured article. He has like 8 features! User:Frosty/sig3 06:47, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.. Mattsnow is an advanced cybernetic FeatureBot sent back in time to terminate boredom and if he's got time, Sarah Connor's unborn foetus. Lets face it, he's gonna win this thing sooner or later so we might as well give it to him so he can get back to shovelling the snow out of his driveway. User:HauntedUndies/sig. 10:35, August 5, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For..--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 11:29, Aug 9
  • Matthew Snowman is the writing person of the month. --Black Flamingo 23:12, August 19, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. For this guy? Absolutely. --User:Oliphaunte/sig 16:30, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Oh... Yeah and shit... --User:Magic man/sig 14:35, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
  • For Though people who have 'Matt' in their username are quite incapable of turning it into a good one, this user smacks out the funnies hard. mAttlobster. (hello) 14:49, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. A hard month to pick, all the nominees deserve this gold-plated cup. Matt is a very good writer and has been consistently good since he came on board this sinking ship. And his name is Snow, which reminds me of the North Pole, so I'll vote for him. Aleister 15:18 20something-8-'11
  • Lalalalalalala. --User:Shabidoo/sig 21:34, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Yes. --User:Xamralco/sig 20:32, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Wait, I haven't voted for this guy yet? This is outrageous! --User:Magic man/sig 20:57, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
    You have voted already, silly! It's gonna be your turn next month if I can have my say! Talk Mattsnow 15:01, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
  • He write good. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 17:50, 27 August 2011
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Arrived as an ED refugee, and now he's a high class Uncyclopedian. --User:Lollipop/sig - 17:54, 27 August 2011

Neopowell (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +4
  • Snow needs some competition, and he's got a fierce one in Neopowell. Neo doesn't fuck around with his articles. The goes deep with all of them, making sure a single ass isn't left halved, and his efforts always have hilarious consequences. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:05, August 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Epic writer. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 11:10, August 21, 2011 (UTC)
  • dicks lol Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 05:33, Monday 22 August 2011 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG
  • He write food. Er... good. I meant 'good'. Didn't I? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 14:42, 24 August 2011

Magic man (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom+For, This guy is on fire as of late! Visual puns and Hypnotist come to mind! He did hypnotize me so I nom him, therefore going against myself! :D Talk Mattsnow 12:51, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • He write food. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 17:50, 27 August 2011

Uncyclopedian of the month[edit]

Lollipop (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +9
  • Nom + For Alright he ain't leaving. But still. User:Frosty/sig3 08:26, August 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. He really deserves this before he leaves. --User:Magic man/sig 18:01, August 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • Without a doubt! LOLLLLLLLLLIPOP!!! --User:Shabidoo/sig 18:46, August 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • FOR. I bet he threatened to quit if he didn't win this lol. Joking, your weird dedication deserves a reward, Lollipop! :P Talk Mattsnow 01:29, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I'll gladly vote for Shabidoo next month.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 11:36, Aug 13
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Normally I'd just vote for Shabidoo since he's generally a decent, helpful bloke, if incredibly stubborn, but as almost all I have right now are reasons why Lollipop shouldn't win this, at least not this month... I have to put my vote here. Lollipop, you keep saying you want to move past your noobishness and annoyingness, then do it, please. Stop dicking around, attention-mongering and making side projects, and grow up a little, like you keep insisting you will. Pull that off and you'll have my vote with gratitude. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 17:14, 17 August 2011
    You cannot vote against users for User of the Month. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 07:37, August 18, 2011 (UTC)
    Actually, you can, but for the sake of all our pigeons I'll make it a comment instead. Now give my your head pigeons. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 15:16, 21 August 2011
  • Ya, rly. User:TheHappySpaceman/sig/short 18:00, 08/17/2011
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. He may be a little childish lollipop, but I must admit he's good at what he does.--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 22:49, August 17, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg *for while at the same time picking my nose and rubbing it on candy, lay candy in street in a location Lollipop frequents. Lollipop picks up candy, eats it, and looks for more on ground. Finds many pieces that other people have left* A very good, playful, and friendly user, he has brought along many noobs to non-noobhood while at the same time patroling the site and catching vandals, moron edits, and many other useful things. A gem within a pile of coal which are the rest of us. Well deserved. Aleister 15:21 20something-8-'11
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. User:Mnidaydwisww/sig 04:06, August 27, 2011 (UTC)

Shabidoo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +6
  • His grammar is still kind of funky, but he's had his head in the right place for a while now. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 11:55, August 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • Yeah yeah. And thanks for keeping up with the pee maintenance. --Black Flamingo 13:09, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  • For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 17:43, August 17, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For being Uncyclopedia's voice of reason this month. (Lollipop, you get my vote next month, for sure!!) -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 00:00 August 18, 2011 (UTC)
  • For. Stand up for Your Rights. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 11:13, August 21, 2011 (UTC)
  • For User:Mnidaydwisww/sig 04:07, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I would like to state for the record that this guy is really annoying. Sometimes it's not helpful. Sometimes it is. I have no idea which is which. But in my brief time on Uncyclopedia, I have rather come to appreciate the difficult people, not the idiots, but the ones that look into things and ask questions and maybe drive off some of our adminatti in the process but also pave the way, psychologically, for things that would never happen otherwise... asking questions is good. I will stand by that like a barrel of molasses stands by whatever it leaked on. Shabidoo, keep questioning, please. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 15:16, 21 August 2011
    • If anyone finds my jokes, randomness etc. annoying on their talk page, just say so and I'll happily stop, if anyone finds something annoying (in terms of humour and joking around) on a forum, just say so. If anyone ever finds anything annoying in terms of policy, ideas, disagreements...then thats probably a good thing...probably most of the time...probably for most people. Or something like that. I don't need an uncyclopedian of the month award to feel valuable here...though your votes are apreciated. --User:Shabidoo/sig 01:49, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  • Spiritual for!!! What a great user, productive up and down the line. Should be Writer of the Month too very soon (if he hasn't been already). Only reason I'm no voting for him is Lollipop has a pop thing at the end of a stick, so I have 'pop envy. Aleister 15:26 20something-8-'11

N00b of the month[edit]

Mattityahu (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 11
  • Nom+for. I'm nomming him despite the fact he stole my userpage template (which I stole from Lollipop, so I guess I can't complain!) This guy already has a good article in the short week he's been here and is a cheerful guy. Keep it up, Mattityahu! Talk Mattsnow 18:15, August 9, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Had a nice chat with him on IRC. He has good patience and has good writing skills. Also, I forget where I got that userpage template from. --User:Lollipop/sig - 18:20, 9 August 2011
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I'm a noob too. His confidence article is hilarious and something to really aspire! --User:Leibo
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. This guy is the greatest thing to happen to uncyclopedia since Oscar Wilde added his standup routine consisting solely of Russian reversals. He brings a fresh new style and humility that was sorely lacking. Though he is still a noob, one day he hopes to rise through the ranks to be someone who has actually seen a boob in person. He also apologizes for stealing templates, his skills are limited to being hilarious, humble, and repetitive, but not tech savy. --Mattityahu 19:21, August 9, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. He shits all over Rc. User:Frosty/sig3 08:20, August 10, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. First person in a long time whose article did not make me want to kill myself for doing pee reviews. --User:Oliphaunte/sig 14:09, August 15, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. What is it with Matts? Matt Lobster, Matt Snow and now Mattityahu. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 11:16, August 21, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. If there is a Matt to vote for, I'll be there. Aleister 15:27 20something-8-'11
  • rthhhhhhhhh=swe4 34fer --Black Flamingo 16:43, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Mattityahu this is your mother. Where have you been? Why won't you call?
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Very nice article --User:Xamralco/sig 13:45, August 28, 2011 (UTC)

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Nom + For Because he hasn't won this since 2008. I mean he is our resident noob! User:Frosty/sig3 06:38, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
  • Forever. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:15, 15 Aug

October[edit]

Writer of the month[edit]

Magic_man (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 9.314001
Does it work for you the way Lyrithya made it? Because it doesn't for me. --User:Magic man/sig 00:33, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.Absolutely. --User:Oliphaunte/sig 01:43, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Xam is on a roll, but Magic has it coming. Good show, sport. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:41, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Why yes. For. Yes. Plus π in the decimals. Mini-golf User:Mnidaydwisww/sig 02:40, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Magick If he was any more magick/magic there would be ladies sawed-in-half dropping like flies all over the place. He's stayed around long enough to become a very very good writer, and that's the trick in this business bucko. Nice work. Aleister 18:10 7-9-'11
  • Xamralco will have his day in the sun, provided he wears an appropriate level of sun protection. This month, it's Magic Man. Poorah! I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2.jpg. 09:34, September 15, 2011 (UTC)
  • For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 09:48, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

Neopowell (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2
  • Nom. He write good. He seem to always write good when he write. It impressive. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 15:11, 2 September 2011
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Game of Thrones remains an impressive article to start off a career as a contributor here. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 21:17, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
  • Everybody who's nominated right now deserves this award. But I'm voting for Neopowell specifically to even out the scores a bit. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:20, 1 October 2011

Xamralco (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2

Uncyclopedian of the month[edit]

Shabidoo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: Naked

83.134.118.209 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3.5

N00b of the month[edit]

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3

Iwritewhatiwant (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 6
  • Err, Rcmurphy jokes are OK, but we should encourage this guy to hang around. He likes to write what he wants but I'm sure we could beat that out of him (with constant beatings). He'll be writing fart and rape jokes in no time. He's been working on this so check it out. I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2.jpg. 04:52, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 05:23, 19 September 2011
  • Yes, this guy is showing more promise than, uh, something very promising. --Black Flamingo 13:31, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Because of whatever BF was trying to say. --User:Oliphaunte/sig 13:58, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Great prose on that UnNews. Made me cry. Talk Mattsnow 08:28, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg F☭Я! Premier Tom Mayfair 09:03, September 30, 2011 (UTC)

October[edit]

Writer of the month[edit]

Xamralco (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 10

HauntedUndies (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 7
  • Nom and for His article Skeleton warrior is just awesome, and he has more great ones in his library. Talk Mattsnow 16:32, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Both are great candidates. I hope we can tie the two up (in a non-literal way, though I'm all for tying them up literally too). Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:37, 1 October 2011
  • You have turned out some great stuff my main man :) --User:Shabidoo/sig 23:28, October 12, 2011 (UTC)
  • Just to keep it sporty. Both of these guys seem like Hemingway compared to this guy. Aleister 18:38 14-10-'11
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. For the original user name alone. Best one this year. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 22:46, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. What Socky said. Also, why is everyone all of a sudden using ols for these things? People can and do vote against from time to time. Or leave stupid comments. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
  • For --Nikau 01:02, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

Weebils (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom An oldy but a goody, put up for your reading enjoyment. One of three writers (I know of) who have over 200 UnNews articles - Composure1 and Funnybony being the other two, and among the three only FB has a WOTM cup. If ye haveth some reading time, well worth the look-see. Aleister 18:58 14-10-'11

Uncyclopedian of the month[edit]

Magic man (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 17

62.141.53.224 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1.5

N00b of the month[edit]

Featured User (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 6

rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: nil

*We're at an all time low. For Talk Mattsnow 00:40, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

November[edit]

Writer of the Month[edit]

Nikau (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2

Lyrithya (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +6
  • Nom and for. Lyrithya has written zero great articles but has already won this award several times. Let's re-address the balance. --Black Flamingo 23:50, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • For, but only because I predict she will hate winning this award. And also whatever about being a great writer and all that bullshit, whatever. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 12:35, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 22:24, November 14, 2011 (UTC)
  • Hasn't won this yet'???! WTF!!!? Sixteen thumbs up.
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    Aleister 16:24 14-11-'11
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Per Aleister. --User:Xamralco/sig 13:28, November 20, 2011 (UTC)
  • *shifty eyes*-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 14:58, November 27, 2011 (UTC)

Black flamingo11 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 5 insert funny score quantifiers here
  • Nomination + For. Fella does nothing but put other people to shame. His writing ain't bad, either. ~BizzeeBeever (speak) Nov 4, '11 9:21am
  • For. I could vote for any of the other three deserving candidates who haven't won this award...but I could also vote for Black flamingo, who makes me laugh more than anybody else on the website, hands down. So I guess I didn't have as much of a choice as I thought I did. -RAHB 08:26, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Im vaguely aware of his existence. He's also culpable of numerous quality article writey thingy things. I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2.jpg. 12:56, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Join the ranks of DrStrange! --User:Magic man/sig4 22:08, November 13, 2011 (UTC)

*For. BF is a super talented writer. Ive been fairly amazed by how easily he can turn out a funny, witty, coherent and evocative/provocative article in an hour, in a day, while he's brushing his teeth. Ive translated one of his articles, and as hard as I tried I simply coudn't get the same soul into it. Itll be a giant loss if he gets to be admin and writes less. Why oh why oh why did I write so much passive agressive wankery on vfs? Why did I insist so much? --User:Shabidoo/sig 18:27, November 14, 2011 (UTC)

  • All due respect to Flamingo, who I would usually vote For on any award at any time in a heartbeat, but I think I've sort of become one of those WotM purists all about the "give some dudes who haven't won this yet their due." Flamingo could win this every month of the year and I'd be fine with it, but right now we've got three still-writing users (Lyrithya, Undies, and Nikau) who haven't had their moment in the sun yet. I'm sure this guy might have a tiny bit of luck winning some writing award or another in two months, anyway. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:30, November 14, 2011 (UTC)
    Another salient point from TKF. Except for the WotY comment, maybe I'll be runner-up to him but anything else would be absurd. I urge you all to vote for one of the others, all of whom have worked hard and written some great articles, be it recently or historically. --Black Flamingo 20:14, November 15, 2011 (UTC)
    TKF, your point is very well pointy, and I totally get what you mean, but I simply see it differently. BF has won before, but before I came here, and I still think he's spat out great articles since and I only feel like voting for him this month. We could also consider what I was talking about before...having a unlife time unachievement award...which can be awarded every three months to a established user for all their writing, winnable only once. OR something like that (a way to counter the whole getting rid of awards at the moment). --User:Shabidoo/sig 21:29, November 15, 2011 (UTC)
    You forgot the most important thing. He also smells good. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
    He smells like smoked salmon marinating for ten months in a barrel of vinegar. Mmmmmmmmm. --User:Shabidoo/sig 00:43, November 16, 2011 (UTC)
  • He's actually written stuff this month, is amazingly, and is one of very, very few writers worth giving this to twice. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*

HauntedUndies (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2
  • Nom + For He's pretty funny. --User:Frosty/sig4 09:23, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • For. Great writer and nice guy! Talk Mattsnow 05:15, November 8, 2011 (UTC)

MeepStarLives (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 4
  • Nom and For People used to bitch about HerrDocktor and Slackerboy not getting WotM, and they only had five or so featured articles. Now we have fewer writers and yet Meep hasn't won this award with at least 6 featured articles. Wheeeeeee. --Nikau 04:17, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  • For.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:07, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  • For A hilarious writer who wrote great articles and numerous got featured. I would be more than glad to vote for this hilarious guy. --User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig2 15:13, November 17, 2011 (UTC)
  • Wall Street Kid and Xkcd were both fenomenal articles. --User:Shabidoo/sig 13:44, November 20, 2011 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit]

ChiefjusticeDS (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1
  • Nom and for It's been too long since he got this. --User:Shabidoo/sig 16:04, November 1, 2011 (UTC) sorry Cheif, I though Mattsnow had already got it. I'm amazed he wasn't nominated earlier. Next month for sure. --User:Shabidoo/sig 03:02, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Yeah, he was 4 the last time he won. Considering he's now at the old folks home, I agree with Shabidoo. Talk Mattsnow 16:09, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

Mattsnow (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +18
  • Matt writes, is around, is hecka friendly as shit, and most importantly, is Canadian. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:48, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
  • Ja He's a pretty cool guy.--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 02:43, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
  • I guess so he's alright ... I suppose. --User:Shabidoo/sig 03:02, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
  • For. More deserving than that other twat. --ChiefjusticeDS 15:01, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
  • For I don't know what a Canadian is though. Sounds a little grimy. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:06, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
    They say that when you leave canada...you forever have a bit of hay stuck to the bottom of your toes. --User:Shabidoo/sig 22:26, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
  • For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 22:21, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote.svg Against. I hate him and I'll never forgive him. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
    Just kidding; he's awesome and I love him. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
  • For. Not only has he inspired and encouraged me to keep writing, but he's also apologised publicly for doing so. An overlooked potential future contender for sysophood, and I mean that (but let's not get ahead of ourselves). --Black Flamingo 00:59, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. He's funny, a good writer, nice, and, best of all, funny. --User:Magic man/sig 01:07, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • He's Uncyclopedian. He also edits monthly. What more can I say? I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2.jpg. 08:37, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. --User:Xamralco/sig 18:51, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • yeah --User:Frosty/sig4 20:19, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. If he wasn't so new, he should be an admin. He obviously knows what he does, he's patient, and friendly. Always willing to sort out drama calmly. --User:Lollipop/sig5 - updated on 4 November 2011, at 20:25
  • For. I've noticed that in addition to being a cool and sexy all around user, Mattsnow is one of the friendliest guys around. That counts even slightly more than that cool and sexy stuff for me. Although being sexy is always a nice touch. -RAHB 08:31, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
    RAHB youre also a pretty sexy stud. I don't know if you are cool...I'd have to see you in person to know that, but there is no doubt that you are a sexy beast. --User:Shabidoo/sig 06:52, November 18, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. He's super-friendly. That's more than good enough for me! We need more friendly people. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 06:23 November 18, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Very helpful and his articles made me laugh. I see no reason why not to vote for him. -- Cool I Get A Signature 14:36, November 20, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Matt Snow was at Enchilada Dirigibles until that site was demolished by its management. Came over here and stayed. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 09:36, November 21, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Just saw this and had to leave my ma's deathbed to vote (Fuck her and the horse she rode out on). I'd go back to see her one last time but I'm kind of hungry. YAY MattSnow, one of the bestest guys whipping it out in cyberspace. Aleister 16:52 23-11-'11
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Because. DANNEH VIRUS! Bacteriophage.jpg 01:32, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
  • Unnecessary for vote-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 14:59, November 27, 2011 (UTC)

N00b of the Month[edit]

Jonny appleseed (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +6
  • This guy's allegedly new. He wrote an article. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 07:57, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  • For. Welcome aboard Jonny! Good article! Talk Mattsnow 11:50, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  • Two Three good noobs but Chairs made me giggle. --Black Flamingo 22:25, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
  • For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 20:14, November 15, 2011 (UTC)
  • For: It doesn't really look like voting for myself will help at this point, but I will anyway. Jonny appleseed 00:02, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I have decided I like this fellow, although I'd have liked him better had he not voted for himself. Although I guess they all voted for themselves; he just did it later than the others, which may count for something after all. I guess. Maybe? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*

PopGoesTheWeasel (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +12 popped out votes
  • We should encourage the n00bs that write articles to stick around and write better ones. His first article although a bit odd at times can be improved and I see potential in this guy, I hope he decides to stay! --User:Frosty/sig4 00:24, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  • I can vote for myself, right? Cool. --User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 08:16, November 16, 2011 (UTC)
  • I saw him make an edit once... --User:Magic man/sig4 22:04, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
  • For I sense he could bring balance to the force. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:43, November 15, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Hilarious, great writer. I can vision next momnth where i'll be voting for him on WotM. --User:Lollipop/sig5 - updated on 15 November 2011, at 21:52
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Up and Down the City Road, In and Out The Eagle, That's the Way the Money Goes...etc. I know City Road and The Eagle but haven't seen a weasel about until now.--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 09:39, November 21, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. If Romartus stamps his approval on someone I am contractully obliged to go along. Aleister 16:44 23-11-'11
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I like his name. Hee hee hee. DANNEH VIRUS! Bacteriophage.jpg 01:29, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. A good guy at stuff. I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2.jpg. 09:48, November 27, 2011 (UTC)
  • Weasel-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 11:31, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. And a BIG one. User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig 2
  • I've heard of em'... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. In Der Unwehr's face... MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 01:11, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

ZTVstudios (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2
  • Nom. He has written articles. Good ones. User:Frosty/sig3 05:38, November 14, 2011 (UTC)
  • For Thanks for the nomination. --ZTVstudios 22:35, November 14, 2011 (UTC)
  • I gotta give my for to this guy (or woman pretending to be a guy, or woman who is a woman and never stated she is a woman or miniture monkey that jumps on the keyboard and mouse when its owner is away or dual existant creature from the fourth dimention that types 3 dimentional articles to entertain himself while he contemplates the 5th dimention) because I like his style so far (he hasn't even finished either of the two articles he (or he/she or she or it) is working on but has already made a brand for him/himher/her/it-self (look at user page) and he/heshe/she/it is full of crazy energetic creativity. He/heshe/she/it might have to try to make cuts and stuff in his/hisher/her/its articles but I would bet my five euros (or dollars or yen or wakisaki) on this person/thing. --User:Shabidoo/sig 03:26, November 15, 2011 (UTC)

December[edit]

Writer of the Month[edit]

Nikau (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +13 flaming Formula 1 race cars
  • Nomination and Symbol for vote.svg For. If he doesn't win for December, I'm suing. Why? Because he rocked the month of November, that's why. ~BusterCherry (speak) Dec 1, '11 12:42pm
  • For. Obvious choice. Some 5 years later, he decided to come back. Great inheritance. Talk Mattsnow 12:58, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. He's the only writer on Uncy who gets time and a half for holidays. Aleister 18:00 1-12-'11
  • Fuck this guy --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:10, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 18:22, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • For Nikau deserves Writer Of The Month more than me. --User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 11:39, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig8 12:54, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • Strong for. I really hope you stay, man. --Black Flamingo 13:28, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:33, 4 December 2011
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Unpredictable with choice of articles. That's a good thing! --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 20:32, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  • For. Nikau writes stuff that is good. Nikau is a user who is nice. Nikau is a user that eats meat. Nikau is a user when he logs onto the wiki. Nikau is a member of this community who makes it better one article at a time. (And this is why my five insights make my vote worth +5). --User:Shabidoo/sig 02:25, December 8, 2011 (UTC)
  • Certainly. -RAHB 03:37, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Yes! --User:Xamralco/sig 14:22, December 11, 2011 (UTC)

Mattsnow (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0
  • Nomination. Does he do anything other than crank out features with his BFF? He does? Crap. Maybe I shouldn't have nominated him, then. ~ButtButterson (speak) Dec 1, '11 12:42pm
  • I already won this, so I cancelled the nom but thanks for the thought, Bizzee! Talk Mattsnow 12:58, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

PopGoesTheWeasel (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2
  • Nom + Encouraging For I like this guy, although new, he writes and manages to make me laugh. This should give him plenty of incentive to keep at it! User:Frosty/sig3 06:38, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
  • For I don't think I'm doing this right. Would it kill you guys to make voting a little simpler? I'm voting for you anyway, and you better appreciate it, 'cuz your articles are nice. ^.^ J.D. Soufi 20:18, December 22, 2011 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit]

Bizzeebeever (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +9
  • I really like the cut of this guy's jib. He got us namespaces, kinda. Plus, he's a well rounded Uncyclopedian and always around and I think friendly? I like him. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 10:44, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
    You know, giving away an award this cheaply sorta devalues it. :D ~ButtButterson (speak) Dec 1, '11 2:13pm
  • I iz agree. Talk Mattsnow 10:48, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • Yeah alright. User:Frosty/sig3 06:33, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig8 13:08, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Bizzeebeever wins a new award every month. Soon enough, we'll have to start inventing new ones to keep him satisfied. ; ) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 19:49, 4 December 2011
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:56, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  • I can go for that. -RAHB 23:57, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  • Yes. --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. In Der Unwehr's face... MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 00:45, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
  • What's this I see? A bandwagon? Ah, well deserved roll in the hay, that. Aleister 19:11 12-12-'11

Pentium5dot1 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2
  • This bloke is incredibly good at going unnoticed, having managed to avoid this award for the past... well, while, but I suppose that stands to reason considering all of what he does seems to be behind-the-scenes stuff - fixing up articles, cleaning up links, keeping track of UN:REQ stuff, that kind of thing, no drama. Noticed or not, what he does is useful, and should you come across him you'll even find him to be a polite and lovely person, which around these parts is downright unusual. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
  • This nigga never won??? Awwww shiiiitttt.... --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:12, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 18:37, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • Oh, and for. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*

Xamralco (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Also a decent, useful bloke, this one's department is more new pages patrol and the like, along with some article poking and cleanup and rewriting along the way. We could use more of that, the flat-out rewriting. Entire wiki, practically, needs that... ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
  • For. A most useful slime beast. --ChiefjusticeDS 13:06, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Next month for sure. User:Frosty/sig3 01:28, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  • Per Frosty. Not now. --User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 04:21, December 14, 2011 (UTC)

Noob of the Month[edit]

Ferric AlFerrous (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Dis dude. User:Frosty/sig3 08:54, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Next month! I like this guy (he did a pee review) but if my calculations are correct he'll be eligible next month (by which point I do hope he'll have done another pee review) so I'll wait until then. --Black Flamingo 21:19, December 6, 2011 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +10 popped out votes
  • Nom + For I have decided to vote for Johnny appleseed and I also make the decision to nominate him. So...this is my nomination and vote for Jonny appleseed ... right here ... in this vote and nomination. --User:Shabidoo/sig 13:33, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I didn't vote last month because I couldn't decide between Pop and him. Now that Pop's already won, this guy definitely gets my vote. --User:Xamralco/sig 13:43, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig8 13:46, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Good call. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:05, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.. --Black Flamingo 21:19, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Featured User 04:39, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For..Yes, hell yes. --User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 17:57, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Have seed will travel. Aleister 19:14 12-12-'11
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Perhaps this one will bring balance. --ChiefjusticeDS 11:11, December 14, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Ooh, look! It's a bandwagon! -- DANNEH VIRUS! Bacteriophage.jpg 21:49, December 14, 2011 (UTC)

Gleep (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2
  • Nom and for This guy wrote 4 good UnNews, see his contribs! Talk Mattsnow 13:19, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  • For. I like this guys articles...--Sycamore (Talk) 22:51, December 7, 2011 (UTC)