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Writer of the Month[edit]

January 2006[edit]

David Gerard beat out down Charles Dickens for the win.

David_Gerard (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

  • For I vote for him cause he's thr first in the list. --User:csaba
  • Not only is David friendly and appreciative — two traits that should get him kicked off the admin list — he is also the author of one of my favorite articles, Fountainhead Earth, and can go from page creation to Featured status in under a week. Because of this I hereby nominate him for WotM and cast my vote as well. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 22:36, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • For - I know it's only December 28, but I've got to agree with Isra's sentiments. He gave me some good comments on one of my early works. Huzzah, and all that. Jlove1982 03:43, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • Positootley. Even though you're really married to Wikipedia, and only just fool around with Sophia when you're bored or stressed. :) -- T. (talk) 01:37, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • According to wikipediareview, you can tell much more about me from my Unc contributions than my wp contributions. Gosh! etc - David Gerard 15:08, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Xiao Li 04:20, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For I must get this new voice chat for cellphones invention. --Rataube 03:12, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For Voice chat was brilliant.--Bradaphraser 03:21, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Nice name too. Kakun 07:05, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Fork. §§ Mandaliet 11:15, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Ogopogo 05:28, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
  • I lend Royal Support to David_Gerard, and not just because I voted against all of his opponents.

--Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif 20:36, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

Charles Dickens[edit]

Underwire support ~ In retrospect, A Sale of Two Titties wasn't the worst book I ever read. It was rather good, really. And yes, I know he's run against David before, but it was a stalemate then too. I need lift and separation resolution. -- T. (talk) 15:47, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • Against Anybody's better than this hack. Even David Gerard. --—rc (t) 18:20, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Get to the point already. ← Mandaliet 07:20, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. As a fellow Pompey boy I feel honour bound to support him. "It is a far, far better better thing I do than I have ever done before". -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:24, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. For taking my brains and raping them in a slow, painful, overly-described, verbose, long manner. --KATIE!! 12:29, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. In 5 years, nobody will have even heard of this guy. Mark my words.--Bradaphraser 20:47, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I've seen both the Christmas Carol and the Grinch on TV too many times. --Ogopogo 05:30, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

One-eyed_Jack (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]


February 2006[edit]

Two richly deserving writers battled it out this month, with Todd Lyons snatching victory after an end-of-the-month surge past Slackerboy. I don't even know if Anidnmeno has written anything.

Xiao_Li (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1

I hereby nominate user:Xiao Li --astadt 20:20, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

I nominated him last month, so that'll be a for from me, and a for from him. --80.195.22.150 08:55, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
Bah... I need to login to vote >_< - for.

Slackerboy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +9

With five featured articles under his belt, including The Oldest Trick in the Book and the brilliantly un-PC satire Niggers, this boy is no slacker. After losing the race for WotM last June with the flip of a coin, Slack deserves another another shot at the title. But watch out, astadt nominated his competition that month too. Nominated and voted for ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 22:24, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

  • For--Bradaphraser 23:00, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Niggers is the finest Uncyclopedia article I have ever been involved in, including Voice chat and Keira and Kate - David Gerard 23:03, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment He needs to ply us with at least one new article this month. I demand it! --—rc (t) 02:00, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
  • CommentHe was absent during most January, wasn't him? Has he really come back?--Rataube 02:06, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Vroom vroom! Fooorrrrrr! --officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 08:57, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For me cuz I'm awesome and I too have two articles in VFH, Crapmobile and World War I...jeez what a freakin traffic whore I am--Sir Slackerboya CUN VFH (talk) 03:58, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Formica. I voting for you so as to making you most happiest! Strong Rad 21:04, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For Funny, funny and more funny. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:08, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I follow the crowd. --Saviourofmeese per this edit. ~ T. (talk) 00:31, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For (official) Very well. I must note, however, that I may be biased because Slackerboy wrote most of his articles back when I actually read things on Uncyc. --—rc (t) 06:36, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

Todd_Lyons (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +13
  • Nomination and Vote. Besides his formerly featured articles Fecal E. Coli and The Night After Christmas, he has other two CURRENTLY making their way through VFH. Both Xiao and Slackerboy is a good writer, but is he ACTIVE these days? Todd is.--Rataube 17:05, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
Comment ~ In Slack and Xiao's defense I must say that they are both still writing. They just don't post publically as often as I do, so it's easier to overlook their presence and valuable contributions. But thank you. I accept the nomination, but am withholding my vote until near the end of the month. There are certainly more talented writers than myself.  :) T. (talk) 17:23, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For Todd Lyons knows Funny, and Todd- Funny says she doesn't except bills larger than $20, next time your on Sunset Blvd bring some change!--Claudius Prime 16:16, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For him wholeheartedly. ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 19:47, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR!!! I just love his colourful humour! Definitely one of my favourites! -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Rooney Arith Metise  23:52, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I quite enjoyed Richard M. Stallman (also featured), and was amused read on your user page that OCD was dismissed from the front page minutes after it was added. It too was an enjoyable read.--Winston 14:50, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Toddbot2000 gets lots of kudos for his crudhuffing skills but not enough for his excellent writing. -- Mhaillle 16:28, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For Partly for his featured articles, but much more so for the articles that I cited when voting for him for Uncyclopedian of the Month - those which are now part of the People with distinguished names article. --Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg [email protected] Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 21:11, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For He actually made an article I read all the way through!! No offence to the others, though... I'm just not really a reader. Remind me again what I'm doing here? --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|UotM 23:29, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Richard M. Stallman. Featured. Should I say more? - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 13:04, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. His articles are really funny and he gives good advice. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 19:05, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
  • 4...umm...he's funny? ----Clorox Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 21:15, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
  • *less blatantly for* OCD... hmm the page isn't white enough...(almost forgot to sign)--TimeStopper 20:29, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Deserves it. --Algorithm (talk) 13:59, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

Isra1337 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +3

I was really surprised when I saw that Isra had not already won WotM. So I'm nominating him. I'm sure you all agree that he has written alot of high-quality stuff, I'd post the names but I'm too lazy, there all on his userpage anyway. So yeah... Nomination and For. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 17:39, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

Anidnmeno (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Nomination and For I nominate anidn here because its too late to nominate him for noob of the month. I do this because hes been around for a while and has been sitting around in the corner unloved by most admins. That, and he made my poor excuse for a sig. Xero Dagujin BOW TO THE ALMIGHTY BEVERAGE Fear the wrath of the one and only Gujinjastar Guardian of Truth YOU TALKIN' TO ME?! 09:26, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

March 2006[edit]

Doug wins. I voted for Badnarik.

Doug (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +8

Slackerboy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +4
  • Nomination --KATIE!! 08:15, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Ford. --Carlb 22:54, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For. ~ T. (talk) 04:11, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For- I thought your World War II Pacific Theater article was hysterical.--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 15:33, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For--Winston 20:39, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For-- Guest16:36, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
    • IP maybe-spoof vote. --—rc (t) 04:48, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For I'm starting to feel like Eugene V. Debs here, but as I'm the coolest guy I know...--Sir Slackerboya CUN VFH (talk) 00:18, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Some_user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups) (withdrawn)[edit]

Score: +4
  • Nomination ~ Some user has the talent, plus a nice-sized catalogue of original works (articles and graphics), including many great additions to others' articles. ~ T. (talk) 13:08, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I was actually coming here to nominate him myself, when I just found myself VFHing another of his articles - David Gerard 15:47, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Humility was featured, and I liked Multiple Online Personality Management as well. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 07:05, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For: I've come across more than a few top-notch articles written by some user and I think he deserves the credit. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b0/Sucrose_b.gif/30px-Sucrose_b.gif 16:50, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Afraid that my vote here would lead to charges that Some user bribed me with niceties and poundcake upon my arrival to Uncyclopedia, I've abstained from voting for a couple days but can no longer be silenced by non-existent protestation. I have no idea if this goes by just this months entries or everything leading up to this point in Unhistory, but for this month there's Humility and MOPM which are two very strong pieces, and overall I'm a huge fan of Sir Alec (I find it more challenging to invent a character that interests people as opposed to one with instant recognition, and he exceeds expectations there) and Cthulhu, amongst others. Plus there's QuoteUnquote, which I believe Some user is largely responsible for...there are other things (a stable of great pics and he's always helping people out, leaving one to wonder "where does he find the meth"?) but this is a Writer's Award...either way, this guy isn't just any user, he's Some user. And that's infinitely better. --Imrealized 06:01, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For --GOD! 19:01, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - And for the last time, stop nominating me for these "Wanker of the Month" awards. From now on, anyone who nominates me for a personal award of this nature is on my "permanent list." And FYI, I keep that list on a piece of paper next to the computer, just in case you were thinking of trying to feature that too.  c • > • cunwapquc? 06:12, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
Nomination withdrawn per nominee and nominator consensus. ~ T. (talk) 03:58, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

April 2006[edit]

Mhaille won because he had the competition killed.

Mhaille (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +18

May 2006[edit]

Hindleyite won very good time. Him the writer!

EvilZak (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +7

Hindleyite (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +12


June 2006[edit]

Brad won because, well, his competition was Tompkins...

Bradaphraser (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +22

Tompkins (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +8


Noob of the Month[edit]

January 2006[edit]

MoneySign got a lot of votes. Suresh was banned indefinitely for voter fraud.

Simulacrum Caputosis[edit]

SimulacrumCaputosis (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Nominate and vote. I really like Simmy's articles on the Ark of the Covenant and Hay. i had to remember that Lech Wałęsa was made up to keep me from crying; it was soo funny and soo sad at once. Plus, anyone who writes an article on Giggles should be NotM. --Flourentina 04:27, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Lord Chutney[edit]

Lord Chutney (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Nominated - Frankly Vegetable Photographer of the Year and The Great Colour Robbery are works of art. --DrCamel --DrCamel 00:05, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)

MoneySign[edit]

MoneySign (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Nominated. --KATIE!! 04:28, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • Undoubtedly, this noob is one of the noobiest noobs of all noobs, and is very worthy of the noobish trophy of the nooby noob of the month. For. Noob. officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 18:23, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • One for the Money --EvilZak 23:29, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. He made me. Help. TomF006 19:06, 19 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Ford. ££ Mandaliet 11:20, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For, with my blessing. --GOD! 20:13, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For, MoneySign is the next stage in the evolution of the N00B. -- MonkeyUncle 23:03, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

Electrostatic[edit]

Electrostatic (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Nomination --KATIE!! 04:28, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • For because I like doing things that no one else is doing. ↓ Mandaliet 08:55, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Sir Cornbread[edit]

Sir Cornbread (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • Nomination -- I nominated him last month, but he is still a noob. --The Pancake Man 19:05, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- I think he's funny and he has made even more funny articles recently.--The Pancake Man 19:05, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • ForForFor --- Cos hes a big man --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 06:19, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- A vote for me, by me. --Sir Cornbread 09:05, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Suresh[edit]

Suresh (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • Nomination and vote. Last month's runner-up is still within the n00b window, but even more deserving now than when he was orignally nominated. -- T. (talk) 00:14, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Quick.....vote for Suresh, before its too late...... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • For I am so immensly proud for the work the guys in the campaign organisation are doing that I even consider start campaigning myself. Though I fear ending up as an Academy Award eternal loser Peter O'Toole - or Arnold Schwarzenegger at the Razzies.--Suresh 14:33, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR because this user is poised, witty and humble. Prettiestpretty 21:43, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Condition fulfilled--Suresh 11:09, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. He truely deserves it, far much better than any other candidate. --Rataube 05:44, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC) Feel for a vice presi n00bidency?--Suresh 11:09, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For He's ok!.--John Doe 19:20, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For I agree.--John Doe's brother 19:20, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For He is truly a gifted writer. Nobel Prize next.--Horace Engdahl 20:20, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
  • We are amused. And he is a friend of that lovely Rataube.--Victoria, Royal Princess of Sweden 20:25, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
  • 1 Vote for Suresh, And two votes against Savethemooses votes!--The Swedish Moose Hunting Society 20:25, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
  • I just love him. . And he writes articles too!--Angelina Jolie 20:45, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
  • I can't lie. He's my guy! --Jack Abramoff 22:45, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
  • He is Fair, I am for--Nicolai Ceausescu 23:45, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Para Suresh MoneySign es un representant vil para la economía imperialista del capitalista y contra la revolución socialista y la gente de Cuba--Fidel Castro 23:59, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
  • I rule Florida vote Suresh--Judge N. Sanders 23:45, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
  • A true Poet Such a shame we have to destroy the planet!--Prostetnic Vogon Jelt 23:45, 31 January 2056 (UTC)

Rataube[edit]

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Rataube (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Nomination Only He congratulated me on Writer of the Month. Congrats to you, Rataube, your ass-kissery has worked! But I'm holding off my vote for a bit. -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/88/Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 23:16, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Thanks. Todd Lyons wrote to some guy who wanted your post to be political and i took the advise for myself. But, 1 I do sincerely congratulate u for being Writer of the Month, it is an honor that not anyone can get. I hope some day i can join the club. 2 I expect uncyclopedians to vote me couse they value my contributions. 3 I would apreciate any comment you have on my work. --Rataube 23:27, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Wait!! I didn't even post my lousy begginer's imitation of a template asking to vote me at your page. I just congratulated you. --Rataube 23:39, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Don't say i am problably a good writer. Read me!! (Jewish History, Miguel de Cervantes, Faery Kingdom)
Upon much further consideration I'm rescinding my vote, and electing to abstain from this nomination. --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 18:39, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Thanks. Pictures will come soon.--Rataube 02:44, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • I'm game. He/she/it is certainly on top of this nomination. Prettiestpretty 01:53, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
I'm changing my vote to Against. I'm annoyed by the electioneering which seems desperate to me. Prettiestpretty 21:40, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)
I trully am. As you've noticed i am doing a vote for me campaign. But you still have to vote me or you'll eaten by a grue as i've previously warned you. And after the grue throws u up, I will ask HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites to send Chuck Norris to kick your face. And you wouldn't like that, would you?? Peace and Love--Rataube 02:40, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
This last message is contrary to my campaign purpose. I started it by admitting my weakness, that Im promoting myself. Then I remarked the negative side of the campaing, its violence. I even used negatively connotated words such as campaign that make me look as a filthy politician. I've done all the basic marketing mistakes. --Rataube 02:57, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
This last message is even worst. --Rataube 02:57, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Read the previous messege. --Rataube 02:57, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I pull out. --Rataube 05:36, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)

....as the Vicar said to the Nun. Sadly folk, we have our first fall at the first hurdle with half the race to go. I'd like to thank Rataube for his "contribution" to this months race. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) What about a vice n00bidency?--Suresh 09:19, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Thanx Suresh, but the boat has sunk and the captain sinks with it. Thanks to you to Mhaile. Now go and get moneysign. --Rataube 15:13, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)


February 2006[edit]

The Count of Monkey Crisco took home the pacifier after Mahroww honorably withdrew, being slightly past the Nooblet stage.

Bonzodog (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +3
  • Super awesome. --KATIE!! 01:36, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Genuinely funny newcomer.....I see great things coming from him. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 12:11, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Bonus for being a Linux Geek. ~ T. (talk) 04:59, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

Deathz0r (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +3

Nomination and For. On a recent noob hunt I was lucky enough to fine this nice gentlemen. Although I've never met him, nor had any indirect contact with him whatsoever. I do enjoy his work, especially Justice. While he is still a noob, and could make some writing improvements, I think he's just as qualified as any other noob, if not more so. Besides just writing articles he also votes on VFH and such, and consistently makes the right choice. Oh and by the way, Deathz0r could totally kick Mahroww's ass. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:24, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Comment: Hey, no fair! Mommy, Tompkins is resorting to negative attack advertising... More importantly, what exactly happens on a "noob hunt"? Can others join in? --Some user 03:43, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
  • I never have actually came into contact with Deathz0r, but I know the name and therefore he is notable so weak for. --officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 09:00, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For per Lugiatm. Knowing how to use IRC is quite an achievement. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 13:08, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

Mahroww (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +6

(disqualified: joined 9 December 2005)

Nominated (and for). Smart, low-key, doesn't vote much, and in general not a glory-hound... but makes some good, constructive edits, helps out a lot on RadicalX's Corner, and what's more, clearly likes polar bears. Also the only person (so far) to add any new anagrams to Sir Alec Dow, Anagrammatist, and good anagrams take a lot of strenuous mental effort. I say we need more users like Mahroww! --Some user 01:30, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

Comment, he's also the author of Image:rms.jpg--Rataube 14:10, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
Hey, thanks everyone. Your votes are/were all the reward I need. Plus the very few rules we have here SHOULD apply in EVERY situation. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Rooney Arith Metise  06:09, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

hopefully I at least earned the right to put this ugly ass thing here! HI TODD

Count_of_Monkey_Crisco (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +6


March 2006[edit]

There was no Noob of the Month for March. The race was long, but ultimately underwhelming.

Villahj_Ideeut (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2

Nomination and For. He's a good guy, started off kinda slow on IRC, but eventually got less noobish. Writes some pretty good articles, and also has begun patrolling the Recent Changes Area. Basically, just an all-around good guy. (I think Guy...) HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:02, 3 March 2006 (UTC)

Comment: First edit February 23, so.. I'm pretty sure that makes the cut. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 15:10, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
Comment: Both of you... how old are u? 5? Uncy is not the playground for silly childish fights. Grow up.--Rataube 14:06, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
Comment: This is neither childish or trivial behavior Rataube, it is a vendetta, and when it comes to such important things awards nothing is more important then childish fights vendettas. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 14:22, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
Comment: If you seriously care that much about votes for awards then by all means vote against me if it makes you feel better. I obviously don't vote against you on spot, I said that because I know very well you have an ego that takes several 18 wheeler trucks to carry around. -- Baron Village IdiotCUN Free Speech 17:23, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
Extreme lesbian maybe? does that mean I have to do some sort of lesbian act to get you to vote For? -- Baron Village IdiotCUN Free Speech 01:28, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Dzugavili (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2

Nomination. Although this n00b has been around for less then a week (as of this nomination) he (?) has created 4 funny articles (see his userpage for a list) uploaded 3 decent pictures (I enjoyed his V for Vendetta picture myself) and helped out on a few pages, done reverts, and has created a template. I look forward to seeing more of Dzugavili's work, and think that he deserves this award already, and may deserve it more later on in the month. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 17:57, 4 March 2006 (UTC)

Comment He also apperantly comes on IRC. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 22:17, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
Comment: Eww..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Comment Yah Mhaille I totally said "cum" didn't I...--Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 04:04, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
Comment: Damn, he nominated my John Aaron article for NRV within a couple of minutes of me adding it - Actually he could be right, I'm a n00b myself, but I thought it was over the top to NRV it myself. Guinness2702 02:22, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
Comment: That article was seriously boring (not to mention short). Also, John Aaron is probably not famous enough to deserve it. Have you considered ripping off the Wikipedia article on him?Dzugavili 02:26, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
Comment: Acctually Guiness, having looked at the old edit to witch the NRV was added, it appears that Dzugavili was completely justified. Aswell it is good to see that this n00b, only a few days old, has started patrolling either the recentchanges or the newpages, and is adding NRVs where nesscassary. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 12:39, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For. He reverted vandalism in one of my articles.--Rataube 14:19, 5 March 2006 (UTC). Withdrawn for Tompd comment.--Rataube 16:26, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For Because I no longer have a vote tied up with Village Idiot. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 18:01, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For: Because if I didn't, I'd be a fool. A real "Village Idiot". Muahahaha. Dzugavili 04:19, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I like his work. --Hobelhouse 01:46, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

*Conditional against. If this user doesn't return, he's not active, and therefore not worthy of an award.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 08:07, 24 March 2006 (UTC)He has returned!--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 06:02, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

Imrealized (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1

Nomination and for. This person's only been here two days (unlike my last nominee, sorry about that), but has already posted three top-quality (IMHO) pieces - Sith Vicious, The Dearth Star, and the brilliant WWJJD?. Doesn't even have a user page yet (as of 3/11), but if he keeps this up, well... Let's just say I'm impressed as all get-out.  c • > • cunwapquc? 19:28, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

  • Against for... uhm, reasons. Although I'm not a member of the cabal, it does have reasons. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 18:27, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
    • O_o ... "it" has reasons? Wow, that's conspiratorial-sounding. I admit, I'm curious, but it's not my nature to pry. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 21:14, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Is Im the underdog here? Is there a reason I haven't voted yet for noob of the month? I'm here to amend those situations - with violence. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 11:44, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
  • AF-FIR-MA-TIVE!!! I like 'im, even if he is a PA-THE-TIC-CAR-BON-SACK! Plus, Imrealized has shown some dazzling wit with WWJJD?. We need to encourage him (my, I'm presuming a lot on the gender front) to continue, and I'm all too happy to do so by voting in his favor. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:53, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For - What the hell? Might as well vote for me, I guess. Hmm... what did I do to warrant this vote? Oh yeah, that's right. --Imrealized 01:13, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
You forgot that you also added pics to Tom Cruise, Timothy Leary and Brothers Grimm that kinda spruced 'em up. --Imrealized 01:19, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

Angrypeasant (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0

Nomination and for. Okay guys, first of all, he's my friend and that's why i'm nominating him. He's been here merely a week, but he wrote (started) four articles, one language, and two user templates (scientologist and guitarist) and one picture.. i especially like Tom Cruise's inventions, think they're pretty funny. The Tool (band) article is also not bad, but I think that unfortunatelly, only fans of this band will "get the point" since most of the "jokes" there are closely related to something Tool did.. - User:Paganistic 11:17, 17 March 2006 (UTC)

alia_kenobi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +3

Nomination. My vote is already tied up for VI this month, but alia's actually done a pretty good job in the stort time she's been here. Internet pillaging, free, and HowTo:Cook Children are actually very entertaining, and she's done some more besides. If she doesn't win this month, I'll re-nom her next, because I really think she's doing a great job here for a beginner.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 23:09, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

  • For- Jules: "I wouldn't go so far as to call a Noob filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a Noob's got personality. Personality goes a long way." This Noob has got personality!--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 19:46, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Have to say its been a tough choice this month to pick from the candidates. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 21:00, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment: I like her, and I support her nomination... although not officially. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:14, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Good luck in your editing future. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:58, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Conditional for. Only if we must have a n00b of the month every single month. Couse I think we should just skip it this month.--Rataube 13:07, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment: If I werent obligated to vote for myself I would vote for her. -- Baron Village IdiotCUN Free Speech 22:43, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

April 2006[edit]

Alia kenobi put up a stiff fight, but Spang edged her out by one vote.

Smerdis_of_Tlön (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0

A damn fine writer and I'm glad to have done what I can to lure him in. St. Ides, Zucchini, North Sea Archipelago - the last is LOL material. It's so nice to see a 'Merkin who can actually do dry wit - David Gerard 18:33, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

  • For, of course - David Gerard 18:35, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Not noob material. Read the Rules above.--Jtaylor1Small Egg.png 06:45, 29 April 2006 (UTC)

Bear (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +0

Nomination It's too bad he was overlooked until now... HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:06, 25 April 2006 (UTC)

For. --So So 07:44, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Against. - I really don't feel entitled to this award. Please don't waste a vote here when there are other deserving candidates. But thanks for noticing me. That's the bit that is meaningful to me. --Bear 16:31, 28 April 2006 (UTC)

Mindsunwound (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2

Nomination Absolutely no qualities whatsoever. Not one. Not a single little teeny tiny one. None. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:50, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Against, for voting against every single entry on VFH. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 21:31, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
Actually that isn't true... the ones I did vote for were removed... --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Cream Of Meat Pup4.jpg Dog Fart Trombone http://uncyclopedia.org/images/9/9b/2cents.PNG 21:59, 24 April 2006 (UTC)

Spang (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +8

Nomination.....excellent start to his/her/whatever Uncyclopedian career. Keep the great work up. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 13:21, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

It wasn't my idea, I just happened to be the one to volunteered to do it for the one day that reskin was up. It's definitely not the favouritest of all the edits I've made - the IRC club just decided it would be appropriate for the reskin :) Spang talk 16:55, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
Almost worst possible answer in this context. Reminds me of Eichmann's trial--Rataube 17:15, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
Harsh. Spang talk 17:23, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
Awwww, Rataube... I agree that it's crap-humour, this nazi stuff... I was against the Hitler reskin all the time... But in context of A) the reskin, and B) the goddamn cabal (which this n00b doesn't know well yet), can Spang not be forgiven? Just this once? --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|UotM 17:26, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
Trying to excuse it arguing conformity to A) the mainstreem and B) an authority, is worse than the joke itself. Those were the same excuses given by the people who helped to carry the final solution plan, including the topest Nazi officers. I was only tempted to vote against until he tried to excuse himself in such a way. I removed my vote, but Spang, please read Wikipedia:en:Milgram experiment, ok?.--Rataube 18:44, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
In light of the situation, this Jew forgives him. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 17:28, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
Nobody Cares Sorry, Rataube, I disagree. IMHO Uncyc is more about humor and less about worrying about insulting certain people or groups of people. Humor exposes the stupidity of humans more powerfully than this kind of stuff.
I doubt so. But let me remind you that humor also exposes the stupidity of both the author and the reader. I'm not against offensive humor, but against highlighting it and expanding it all over uncy at the expense of the quality stuff we have.--Rataube 16:45, 24 April 2006 (UTC)

RobertoW (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1

Nomination.....excellent start to his/her/whatever Uncyclopedian career. Keep the great work up. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 13:26, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

  • For Screw you all, I love cheese and I'll vote for myself if I want to. Just cause I got no friends, mutter mutter gits mutter. --RobertoW 00:50, 5 April 2006 (UTC)

Zim_ulator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +0

Nomination -- I have to nom someone.. cuz... Yeah. Zim's good, he votes, his articles are about 5 times the size of my head, and he fears MoneySign. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:08, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

alia_kenobi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +7

Nomination and For. Alia is an excellent n00b. I stand by my nomination from last month.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 21:24, 4 April 2006 (UTC)

for well if i dont vote for me who will.... (ill come up with something better to say later)--Alia kenobi 21:37, 4 April 2006 (UTC)

Seamus_Mahoney (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1

Nomination.....excellent start to his/her/whatever Uncyclopedian career. Keep the great work up. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 22:35, 4 April 2006 (UTC)

  • For. His last name is similar to mine, and I like this guys stuff. --PiOfFive 17:00, 9 April 2006 (UTC)


May 2006[edit]

It was kind of an embarrassing month for everyone except Hardwick Fundlebuggy. Let's just leave it at that.

Boothman (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0
  • Retracted. --ZB 22:51, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This person is really, really good. -- Somebody other than Boothman 12:52, 10 May 2006 (UTC).
Retracted. -- Boothman 09:11, 17 May 2006 (UTC).
  • Comment You don't have to retract your own vote. It's a time-honored Uncyc tradition to vote for oneself. —rc (t) 19:16, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
Retracted. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:16, 17 May 2006 (UTC)

*Against until this user withdraws his against-vote on other candidate(s). --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|UotM 00:52, 15 May 2006 (UTC)

Good lad. ^_^ --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|UotM 19:09, 18 May 2006 (UTC)

Hardwick_Fundlebuggy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +17

Nomination (Before it's too late). He writes good and seems like a nice person. Bouncy Castle is particularly brilliant. An all round good n00b in my opinion. Spang talk 13:37, 6 May 2006 (UTC)

Rescinded -- Boothman 19:10, 18 May 2006 (UTC).
  • For. Janet Jackson also gives me hope. I pray that, one day, that I too will get to the point where I can expose my tackle at a Superbowl. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 03:02, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
Rescinded --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 03:02, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
Unrescinded --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 03:02, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
No, no, wait a minute - I changed my mind again. I rescind the unrescinded rescindation.--Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 03:02, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
Aw heck - since he's here and breathing (just), I suppose I'd better vote for the demented crack-addict--Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 03:02, 19 May 2006 (UTC).
Go Janet! Spin, puppet, spin! --Vivifica 10:46, 23 May 2006 (UTC)

jrolee (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1
  • Gets my nomination for his brilliant emo_paul_chuckle and picture. Very funny. User:leedaflea
  • For - better than Hardwick Funglebuddy and Boobman put together. -- Boothman 19:12, 18 May 2006 (UTC).
  • I hate to be the party pooper, but against. The only article I've seen that he's worked on is one that's based on the ages-old Bangkok joke (which sadly still makes me chuckle). Sorry. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:19, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
Comment, ommm, boo hiss boo, you're not allowed to vote against someone because then you DIE!!!!! -- Booooothman 19:40, 18 May 2006 (UTC).


June 2006[edit]

Nydas scored the win. I know - Nydas? I don't know who he is either.

CScott (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +6

Nydas (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +12

Snerlin (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: -1

Usewho'sname? (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +4
  • Nomination and For I saw them doing stuff, and they say they started added to Handgun, so why nut? --Kalir, Novice Burninator (offer instruction) 16:31, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For, certainly. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 16:32, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
  • ooooo I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now:), I'd just like to thank.....ummmmm..... well who ever it was that posted about this site on which ever random other site i was reading at the time so as to bring me here to this random site. Also my heartfelt thanks go out to Kalir for his insanity thoughtfulness in such an stupid excellent nomination.--Usewho'sname? 01:17, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
  • thats a For by the way.--Usewho'sname? 01:17, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
  • and so is This, does that mean i get awarded another point?--Usewho'sname? 01:17, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
  • 4how about if I do it not signed in? is that yet another point for me?--80.195.7.191 01:23, 2 June 2006 (UTC) ummm that's me as is me and someone totally NOT ummMMMM user what's his name again?
    • Yep, but it's very poor sportsmanship, so I'm going to vote against you twice to balance it out. Hope you weren't terribly inconvenienced. --Kalir, Novice Burninator (offer instruction) 04:11, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, blatent POV. -- Boothman 12:29, 2 June 2006 (UTC).
    • Comment Wouldst thou care to elaborate on that? And given your history, it had best be a good explanation, or else I nullify your vote probably breaking quite a few rules while doing so in a justified manner. --Kalir, Novice Burninator (offer instruction) 04:46, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
    • Has he answered your query yet? Just wondering because i want to change from being a blatant Pope On Viagra ( that is what it means isn't it? or is it Popeye On Valium?).--Usewho'sname? 23:12, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
      • No, POV stands for Packer of Vudge. In other words, you're a fudge packer. -- Boothman 16:09, 5 June 2006 (UTC).
        • How did you guess? Although I have to admit that you are several weeks out of date, I got moved to the toffee packing production line at my request. Better pay, more overtime and less stupid innuendo from people who found out what I did for work.... hang on a sec... was THAT what you meant? WOW that was witty of you!--Usewho'sname? 23:46, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
        • The debate gods are unsatisfied. Your vote gets nullified. --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 17:14, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
  • I like this guy. He's obviously crazy and isn't afraid of showing it in public, even though the police will be after him. A resounding for. Wizstaff2.JPGThe Freed Mind Sutoth the Black MageWizstaff.jpg [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]Icons-flag-gb.pngI am not a lemming.Icons-flag-gb.png 13:13, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, no reason has to be given. -- Boothman 18:57, 5 June 2006 (UTC).
    • Comment You had your chance, and you blew it miserably. You can only vote once for a n00b, as the rules say. Keep it up and you can give Tompkins grounds to ban you. --Kalir, Novice Burninator (offer instruction) 00:15, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, umm no, that's not how a poll works. If you keep striking through my votes they are rescinded and thus I get another vote. Is this a good enough reason then; "I don't think he's very funny". -- Boothman 19:53, 6 June 2006 (UTC).
Comment If you two don't quit fucking about with the vote tally, neither of you gets a vote. Especially Boothman. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:00, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
Apology Sorry, but Boothman's getting really irritating with his devil-may-care attitude towards these awards. I don't want my vote incinerated though, my vote's the nomination. --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 04:52, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Lol. I didn't care much before, but the above debate warrants voteage. Boothman=served. Demonbob 22:31, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Sliferjam (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: -0
  • Nomination and For He badgered me into nomming him, so I suppose I must vote 4. He's done some stuff, so why not? rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:38, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For Well, everybody votes for themselves... You should vote. For me, if at all possible. Look at my stuff. I deserve this, or so I am told. Your mom would vote for me. And Jesus would vote for me. So why don't you? Sliferjam 22:11, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For I vote for sliferjam. I am not sliferjam. I just resemble him. olipro
  • For I vote for sliferjam. I am not sliferjam. I just resemble him. caitai
  • For. He writes good and is conserveative, get it? - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 00:44, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For I vote for HUGGING sliferjam, not for noob of the month. jsonitsac
  • For I vote for sliferjam. I am not sliferjam. I just resemble him. Villahj Ideeut
  • For I vote for sliferjam. I am not sliferjam. I just resemble him. Tayor
Crossed out fake votes made by nominee. --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|UotM 00:54, 18 June 2006 (UTC)


Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit]

January 2006[edit]

After a twelve-year dominance by Americans, Codeine the Brit finally breaks the European UotM losing streak.

Codeine (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

  1. For--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 16:29, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

Some_user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

  • Nomination and vote ~ I'm sticking my neck out here but I am nominating User: Some user because I feel that he (at least I think he's a he) is not only deserving for his body of work on the Wikipedia series (Wikipedophiles Veil of Smoke and Mirrors et. al.), and because his images are so damn funny that they almost make me pee, but also because he has been incredibly gracious and supportive to newbies like me on this site. I understand that theres something to be said for inner circle favorites, but how Wikipedialike is that? Codeine is a very worthy person as well, and I admire his body work and wish to God that I could be so great at things. But I just feel that Some user makes Uncyclopedia a better place, and that he's made it a better place for me as well. FOR Prettiestpretty 00:53, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
While it's very kind and gratifying, I'd like to politely withdraw my name from consideration on this page, if that's OK with everyone. Please note, however, that this should not be interpreted as a suggestion on my part that I'm not wholly deserving of every signal honor and/or award ever invented, including the Nobel Prize for Being a Really Swell Guy. Thank you, and we now return you to your regularly-scheduled wiki. --Some user 04:48, 20 January 2006 (UTC)

Xiao_Li (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Nominated for saving me a heeluva lot of time with those userboxes. --officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 11:12, 22 January 2006 (UTC)

  • For just because. ΞΞ Mandaliet 11:24, 28 January 2006 (UTC)


February 2006[edit]

Algorithm and Gwax unambiguously won. Zombiebaron, well, the jury is still out but I had to archive this stuff.

Algorithm (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Nomination and Vote ~ Between the introduction of the NRV tag (which we're now all hooked on like crack) and his hard work on overhauling all the templates to integrate time stamping, deletion, and/or new MediaWiki functions, I think he's kicked some serious ass around here lately in helping us all to keep this dump organized. --T. (talk) 05:40, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Zombiebaron (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Zombiebaron poster.jpg
ZombiebaronVoteorDie.jpg

Nominated. He's deserved this for quite a while. --officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 16:07, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

Comment: You don't have to beat him, several user can win each month.
I wrote all the reasons on a nice yellow background here in a response to ZB. --officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 17:29, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For: feared by some, lusted afer by all, Zombiebaron is truly the reincarnation of jesus.70.30.183.72 20:19, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For: oh yeah, I can vote for more than one - David Gerard 20:50, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I just don't like you, you're an arse on IRC. --POJoe!Ireland.jpgTALKCONTRIBS[email protected] 22:42, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For: Since he was so nice to me right before he asked me to vote for him on IRC. lol Gay4.gif DaBlade Gay1.gif (extol) Gay5.gif 09:40, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. my bad this guy is better Unsigned. ~ T. (talk) 04:16, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

*For Zombiebaron is a real zombie... in bed!142.151.166.66 01:29, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

  • For Zombiebaron, the fantastical homosexual, who makes fantastical sex with fantastical animals, much in the same style as the Fantastical Four: Homoerotica, Necrophilia, Pedophilia and Homopedailurophilia. I should mention that he's also a sodomite.142.151.166.217 01:34, 16 February 2006 (UTC) Sockpuppets. ~ T. (talk) 04:16, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Maybe another month, but I dislike that you're trying to drum up votes from personal friends/non-Uncyc users who don't know how the site works or what the award is for. If your edit history warrants the award, the votes will come without needing to solicit them from outsiders. ~ T. (talk) 13:32, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Next month, stay away from the autofellatio acts in IRC and I'll consider it. -Baron Village IdiotCUN Free Speech 01:55, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Not because I don't like him, and not because he isn't worthy of some award, but his campaign wasn't entertaining enough. Pull a General Specific next time, and I may be forced to. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 02:07, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

Gwax (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Nomination. He has been taking care of VFD. He is constantly thinking of how to deal with the crap. I could go on with the details, but the best proof to his extreem diligency is the special template that has to be made, just to protect articles from him.--Rataube 16:48, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

*For Gwax, while you may be a complete homosexual, making passionate love to the manhand that is your right, I like you. I like you alot.142.151.166.66 01:38, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

  • For It is my honest opinion that you might be a homosexual, as the previous poster has implied. But I saw you with my girlfriend, so I am going to kill you. I'm going to kill you really hard. 142.151.166.217 01:41, 16 February 2006 (UTC) Sockpuppets. ~ T. (talk) 04:16, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Can I vote for those two IP peons for UGotM? --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:46, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
"Those two IP peons" are my friends...I guess that sorta makes 'em sockpuppets...told them to make a couple contribs so they wouldn't be classified as sockpuppets...meh --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 23:32, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Mhaille (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Nomination and Phore Because he rocks and does lotsa cool stuff, like make UGotM. He is also forgien, witch makes him a minority. BLACK POWER --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 23:29, 27 February 2006 (UTC)


March 2006[edit]

Mhaille and Tompkins both put up impressive numbers...because people felt sorry for them.

Some_user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2

Nomination. Oh I cant stand it anymore, he is one of my favourite writers but I can't vote for him in WotM becouse of Doug's Humbert Humbert. Luckily he happens to deserve this price too, for what he did we the quoteunquote section. So I can vote for him here at least.--Rataube 11:18, 17 March 2006 (UTC)

  • For - Some user is an asset to this organization. --Imrealized 05:07, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - Asset my ass. Some user is the worst of a bad lot, the absolute nadir, the single most disgraceful and despicable "contributor" on this website. Everything he touches turns to crap, his quality standards are atrocious, and his opinion of everyone else here clearly reflects his utter contempt for all that this wiki stands for, and everyone involved in it, especially you. Anyone voting for this person — for anything — should be banned immediately and permanently, and all their material deleted. (Oh, and they should also be character-assassinated, just for good measure.)  c • > • cunwapquc? 06:18, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For all the above reasons. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 08:24, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Oh, I'd forgotten the QuoteUnquote thing. For here for that too. And all the reasons Some user gives - David Gerard 15:02, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Though he asked not be be nominated for any "Wanker of the Month" awards, I guess it's not my place to withdraw this one, seeing as I wasn't the original nominator. I will say that any user who holds Uncyclopedia at ransom by withdrawing their contributions, except for the protection of their own articles, until they get their way from the admins is not deserving of this award, or any other one here. ~ T. (talk) 04:06, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

Tompkins (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +15

Nomination and vote. He is a true crusader, NRV-crusades, Noob-crusade, Banpatrol-crusade. He's also fun and friendly. I held his family captive, but I got this f*****g syndrome and now i really like them. Tomps can I marry your sister?--Rataube 13:36, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

  • For Tomp is the best turtle ever. Plus, he liked my Euroipods Crusade article so much, he copied it! ;p What's not to love?--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 20:31, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For I'm only voting twice this month because both these guys deserve it richly. Tompkins can write, he helps us maintain some sense of goodness with his NRV sprees and other quality control stuff, and he's an all-around good guy. Funny on IRC too, especially for a reptile. Tomps, can I marry you? --—rc (t) 22:29, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

Comments: No Rataube, for the bajillionth time, you may not marry my sister. And yes Rc, I'd gladly marry you... Anything is better than my last relationship. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:49, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

Mhaille (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +19

Nomination and Vote. If you haven't been around long enough to be schooled on the man that is Mhaille, I strongly recommend that you examine his edit history in its entirety, as well as his talk page archives. He's a model administrator, an expert noob coddler, a fine writer, and a prize-winning artist who I'm fortunate to have on many of my articles since almost the day I started here. His encouragement of my writing is much of the reason that this site swallowed me whole, and I've watched him help the other noobs that have come after me. I don't need a whole month to decide on this vote. Here it is. Thanks, mate.  :) ~ T. (talk) 21:30, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

April 2006[edit]

Agonizing! One IP vote separated the winner Isra1337 with another fine admin, Keitei.

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +0
  • Nomination and For Because, even though I was planning to nom him next month, as you can see by the "Rc_the_Scrivener" nomination below, Rc seems to want to be nominationed on this already overly crowded month. Anywho, he deserves it as much if not more then anyone else this month. (I SAID AS MUCH IF NOT MORE) --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 00:00, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. He's won already. Let the others have a turn. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 00:01, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against The Scrivener is much more worthy and hasn't won yet. —rc (t) 00:39, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Nomination not approved by The Party --The Party 01:35, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Rc_the_Scrivener (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: -1

Famine (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +4

Nomination and For Although it seems a little late to be nominating someone else, as those already nominated have high vote counts, I belive that Famine deserves this award aswell. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 18:34, 9 April 2006 (UTC)

Keitei (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +19

Nomination and For As one of Uncyclopedia's most promenant females, she has deserved this award ever since she first visited our humble home. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 22:25, 2 April 2006 (UTC)

Dawg (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)(Goes by Wolf on IRC)[edit]

Score: +7

Nomination and For Has deserved this award for a long time. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 22:25, 2 April 2006 (UTC)

Isra1337 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +19.5

Nomination and vote. Very helpful uncyclopedian, always thinking of ways to improve the site. Great Reskiner. We owe him Apple's Anniversary reskin.--Rataube 17:49, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

May 2006[edit]

Zombiebaron won in a close ra-no wait, nobody else was nominated.

Zombiebaron (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +11
  • Nomination: Guess who kidnapped my daughter and is holding her ransom? You guessed it. That god-damned Zombie Baron. It's got to be the third damn time. Well, you win this time, Zombie Baron, but next time, I'm totally kicking your ass. I suppose I should explain why he deserves it. He promises to be very good. Infact, he's going to buy me a cookie. That's right, your broke ass is buying me a cookie. Dzugavili 01:42, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I'm morally obligated to vote for him for giving me a terrific pic for Yahoo!], which he swears was totally unrelated to his coincidental nomination for UotM the same day. Also, I'm sure he does other things that make him worthy of this award, but I'm too drunk to think of them right now.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 01:58, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For I swear Brad, when I made that picture I had no clue this was gonna happen. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 04:45, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For on the condition he does what I say for 30 days. Good slave. --Splaka 06:57, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, non-notable. -- Boothman 15:58, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
...? HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:13, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
Comment Kindly sir, I seem to belive the wrong thing, that is that I am (at least) somewhat noteable, or atleast so much so that I was kindly nominated here. However since you seem to belive the opposite, could you please show me some proof of your claim? You must excuse my ignorance, but since you are ever so noteable, could you please show me the light? --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 00:45, 9 May 2006 (UTC)


June 2006[edit]

Scoring an unprecedented -1 vote, Hemmendorff lost to Keitei. By a lot.

Keitei (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +22
  • Nomination and For. Long overdue. --Algorithm 02:53, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Whore --Splaka 04:02, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment: Wasn't she the joint winner last month with Isra? I believe they ended up with the same number of votes? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
      • Comment: half vote difference. --Splaka 09:00, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment: thanks ever so much for nomination, but it's a few days until the end of the month, ZB has been whoring for this since I can remember, and my birthday's in June anyhow, so I'm pushing this down a month. I'll have to work extra hard to earn it now, huh. --KATIE!! 11:07, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For The above comment alone would make me want to vote for her, but then when you add the rest of the stuff she does, its a sure thing --ZB 11:09, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For--Rataube 13:35, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Oppose, wears a bag on his/her head. Tastes like pork. -- Boothman 15:21, 25 May 2006 (UTC).
  • Comment Dear Boothy, I would have thought that this month's "Noob of the Month Adventure" would have taught you that this was bad form. Also please refer to: This strongly worded letter. --ZB 00:25, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Komment Dear "Zombiebaron" (snigger), I do not really care if it is bad form, for this is Uncyclopedia. If you can't fuck things up on purpose on here, where can you! What I did/am doing is entirely within the rules. Is this Uncyclopedia, or is it a slightly funny version of Wikipedia? You lot remind me of the people on this page (ie gays). -- Boothman 11:55, 26 May 2006 (UTC).
  • Uncy maxims: 1. Be funny and 2 Don´t be a dick. You accomplish neither of them.--Rataube 15:45, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Unconditionally for her love of genocides and moods that can swing IRC into IRL. --Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 08:47, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For ~Axeicon.jpgCaputosistheHorribleAxeicon.jpg15:50, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Because there's really no other way to vote... top notch! --Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png Anchor CUN (Harass) 15:46, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For the KTs -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 1:00, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For Real. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 07:01, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For Wow! 18 votes! I definitly have to agree with the crowd. --Sbluen 07:37, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
  • SPLO-DEY!!! ... ... Umm... what was the question? Ginantonix? Turkeesammich? Beeeeeenz? Oh right, daKeiteiovdamonf.
  • AF-FIR-MA-TIVE!!! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 13:46, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
  • I ♥ KT. ~ T. (talk) 20:42, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

Hemmendorff (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: -1
  • Comment Tomp, does the above comment refer to Hemmendorff or Boothman? --ZB 15:27, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
Probably both... but mostly Boothman. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites
  • Against. WTF? Even I have more contribs than him/her/it/blob. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 19:32, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Against inferior candidates, and the idiot users who nominate them. ~ T. (talk) 19:52, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

Ogopogo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2
  • Nom and For. I had never even heard of this guy/gal before, and looking at the contribs, I had not realised how much this person has been working, out of the limelight, diligently. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 12:41, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Right. I have been silently stalking Ogopogo and have realized this same thing.--Witt E, 05:09, 11 June 2006 (UTC)


Uncyclopedian of the Year[edit]

2004[edit]

This guy named Chronarion won. You may have heard of him. Or maybe not.

Chronarion[edit]

Chronarion (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Sophia[edit]

Sophia (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • All hail! --Algorithm (talk) 23:32, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For Chron is great and everything, but he ain't divine. --—rc (t) 05:42, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • Retracted --—rc (t) 06:27, 31 January 2006 (UTC)


2005[edit]

Is there no God at all? Rc won because Ralph Nader split the Smart Party vote.

RadicalX[edit]

RadicalX (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • Nomination because une image vaut mille mots and a picture is worth a thousand words. --Carlb 23:35, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Carlb[edit]

Carlb (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Nomination. ~ Look at his edit history, or the wikistats. It's like War and Peace. -- T. (talk) 11:40, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • Vote ~ For carrying a huge load of the unglamourous but essential trench slogging duty on top of his article and template work. I'm in awe. Can I buy you a beer, or a Subaru, or something? :) -- T. (talk) 00:57, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Rcmurphy[edit]

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • Nomation and vote No one has done more for Uncyclopedia than Rcmurphy, well, except for deletions, bans, protects, moves, reverts. But Rc has selflessly handled the thankless crappy tasks of VFH, VFP, VFS, VFD, and VFVF for months. Maybe a bribe will make him stay longer. --Splaka 23:30, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Because FPSPPs stick together... --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|UotM 00:18, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Splaka[edit]

Splaka (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • For, There is no God but Splaka. There is no God but Splaka. There is no God but Splaka. There is no God but Splaka. - Nonymous 04:06, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • For And not just because he voted for me, oh no. Even as a regular user (before he was adminned) he did more for the site than many admins have done - I'm looking at you, RC - and he's done even more since his deflowering sysopping. Aside from the deletions, bannings, etc., he's introduced a lot of coding tricks and has organized or helped organize some very useful stuff (MTU, NRV, and so on). --—rc (t) 02:43, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. While rc trudged through crap in VFH for months on end...at most 4 times a week...Splaka reads and handles recent changes almost constantly. Nobody is more committed to the quality of uncyclopedia's articles. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 06:51, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For What's not to love about (Insert name of candidate here)? --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 00:44, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Ralph Nader[edit]

NAMINATION' EYE THNIK TPOCICAL HUMAR IS FNNYU.--Shrooms.jpgShroom!.gifGay2.gifSir Flammable KUN http://uncyclopedia.org/images/e/ef/Prince%21.gif (Na Naaaaa...)Gay2.gifShroom!.gifShroomirror.jpg 04:39, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • Against He may be the best candidate on the board, but I don't want to take a chance of Bush winning because I threw away my vote.--Bradaphraser 03:06, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
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