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Hello and welcome to the Past Winners volume 4. This page shows the results of the first half of 2007, enjoy!

Contents

Writer of the Month[edit]

January 2007[edit]

David Gerard (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1 vote thingys
  • Comment As has been pointed out in some of the other award voting pages - there is no rule against winning twice. --Composure1 14:22, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

One-eyed Jack (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +10 useless sockets

Modusoperandi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +21

February 2007[edit]

Electrified mocha chinchilla (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +6.5
  • Nom and For This guy has incredible writing talent, and helps scrub down lots of articles for featurehood, yet we've always robbed him of a feature of his own. Nevertheless, he's hilarious, and has written some brilliant Quasi-Features, UnBooks, UnNews, etc., and I'm confident that he deserves this deserves this award and no less for his efforts. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:43, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For--Shas 07:02, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Vote that shit! --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:03, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Yeah, you're right. This guy is really good. I really like his work. Not bad. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 22:50, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For-- This man, is the MAN. --70.149.33.94 23:20, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For...every time he arrives on irc, I want to get into a fistfight with him...what a class act.--Shandon 04:49, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Ja, ja, dast ist communistm to havre to vote efry munth. Feureau 15:24, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Braydie (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +6
Last month's winner was Modusoperandi. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 22:29, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
Ah, my bad, Braydie won UotM... same crap. -Paine TC 22:36, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
The winner gets a golden banjo. True story.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:44, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Curse you, ZB. I was planning to nominate Braydie next month. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:35, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Well I planned on nominating him last month, so I guess we're even. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 03:31, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

One-eyed Jack (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +15

March 2007[edit]

Emmzee (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2

So So (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +4

Prettiestpretty (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +17.5 Pretties that is prettier then all other pretties


April 2007[edit]

Braydie (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +29, FU BRAY... DIE
Haha. —Braydie 22:32, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
Is that a confirmation or a denial? -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 18:45, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
Heh heh. —Braydie 21:58, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
i.e Bradaphraser, the bard, the brad, the bardiephraser and etc.--User:Zerotrousers» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! CREEPY!!!» 06:12, 21 April 2007 (UTC)


May 2007[edit]

Electrified mocha chinchilla[edit]

Score: 5|m|c

Shandon[edit]

Score: 24 half hours of Canadian Content on the CBC

Nydas[edit]

Score: +1
  • I may. But I make no promises. —rc (t) 18:07, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

El Zoof[edit]

Score: +2 One Letter Words Starting with A
  • Nom Inching up the VFH Hall of Shame. Again, I haven't read his stuff - it may suck. Vote at your own peril. —rc (t) 04:01, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Good noms Rc. If they fail this time, try them again when there is less competition. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:05, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Rc fails at life. —Braydie 18:12, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
No, YOU fail at life. Haha, I bet you are saying "touché" right now. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:43, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
Boris Yeltsin fails at life. lol —rc (t) 07:16, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
Ouch. Poor Boris. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:21, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
I don't fail as much as Rc does. —Braydie 21:49, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Ikabu, you are only allowed one vote. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:09, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Sorry, I sadly withdraw the e|m|c vote. Sorry. (Note: I have no idea how to do the strike through thing so I just deleted it. {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 01:26, 6 May 2007 (UTC)


June 2007[edit]

Ljlego (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +4
  • Nom and For - Ljlego has really impressed me his writing has really improved and so far the most recent articles have been stellar.--Gaberou 03:34, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment sometime soon. --THINKER 03:38, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Thanks a lot, dude. However, my vote is already cast and I intend to stick by it. Perhaps next month....:) Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:17, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
  • This vote is reserved for next month. One of my favorite newer writers. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 15:49, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Awesome. Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:06, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For all of the above. --THE 14:29, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment -- If I hadn't already cast my vote for HerrDoktor, you'd have it, Ljlego. Whoever nommed you nommed late...:( Sometime soon, though, you will definitely win this. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:29, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Always and forever. Call me. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 05:16, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Ljlego has my vote next month. I voted too early this month (or he was nommed too late....additionally this comment is rather late)-RAHB 10:05, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

So So (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +3
  • Gotta give emc my vote for this month. I still say So So is awesome, though, and he'll have my vote in the future. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 04:37, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Nydas (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1
  • Nomandfor - a growing collection of classic articles including Enid Blyton, Memento and I forget the others. With lashing and lashing of whipped cream. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 09:29, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

HerrDoktor (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +12 poorly rendered tesla coils
  • Nom & For- HerrDoktor is a great writer Mad Scientist. Just look at these funny slimey pages
Onomatopoeia (rewrite) HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi - with FoxyBabe
UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies
The Black And White Man UnBooks:Gallows Humor

If he doesn't win I'll eat my hat--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman.png throw a snowball Snowman.png 08:36, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

  • For. To cancel out his vote for me, and because I liked HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi. --So So 09:57, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For. My personal fave is the communism one. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 15:25, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Our friend here became a real VFH monster in a very short time. He moved swiftly and surely from the new guy on the block, who dumped his sig's code all over the place to an empire of articles, growing up a whole family of followers whom he make sure to call "kid". `Tis a pleasure to end this rambling by voting For. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 15:45, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
  • 3 features in a month, though strictly speaking that was last month so maybe he should have won it then but this isn't actually that kind of award so umm.. oh yeah; For --Kelpan 19:31, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For. He's from Brazil. I like Brazil so much that I can do nothing but vote for him.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:44, 2 June 2007

(UTC)

Sorry but you're wrong. I was to say that Uncyclopedian of the Month is a popularity contest, but it also is not, it's for the most useful contributor. This is not a "who is your buddy", "who is more friendly", "who has the neater hair" or "who made more featured articles" contest. This is a simple "who writes the best" contest. Bear this in mind, friends, you all. And please don't discuss the merits of one candidate among the votes of another, this is embarrassing. -- herr doktor needsAraygun Rocket.gif [scream!] 21:34, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
But if it were about "who has the neater hair", I'd totally win. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 01:12, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, I'm giving you that, I can't beat a chinchilla in a hair contest. -- herr doktor needsAraygun Rocket.gif [scream!] 01:13, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Electrified mocha chinchilla (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +e=mc16
I will vote for him next month I thinks it's HerrDoktor time to shine. This month is sure gonna be close Wot?--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman.png throw a snowball Snowman.png 12:23, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
There will be no need to do that, because e|m|c is going to win THIS month :) --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:34, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
I think I forgot to mention Letter to the Isle, too. Because e|m|c totally did that. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 14:51, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
Want to sign in so that your vote would count more, Mr. George? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:36, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
His vote counts as half. No cheating--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman.png throw a snowball Snowman.png 04:28, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
But he actually does have an account, check his contributions. I guess he'll realize one time or another and fix his vote. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 12:05, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
Ooops. Fixed. --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/5f/30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-us.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gif 20:27, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Noob of the Month[edit]

January 2007[edit]

JohnQ.Public (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +3
  • Nom and For He has made a lot of good contributions within the past 2 weeks alone and he even personally asked me to nominate him for Noob of the month. How could I turn down such a polite user? --General Insineratehymn 21:19, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For I voted for myself because the rules say I can. Self indulgence, or just acknowledgement that I'm unknown and need all the help I can get? You decide. --JohnQ.Public 17:45, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie at 23:11, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

Ben DeRoy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +Three DeRoy
Comment ~ No dice.  :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 16:15, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

The Bard (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +11

Dynamo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +4

February 2007[edit]

Blahshoe (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +3

Captain Carcass (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0

The Number-One ALF Fan (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0

Contestant (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +23

March 2007[edit]

Heap (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +0 joke nominaitons
You're thinking of UGotM buddy, I don't see anything about bans on this page. Not that it really matters in the end... -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 15:57, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Bah, they're all the same. --Contestant buzzer.JPG Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 21:01, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - Actually, every edit except for his first one was hilarious. I can't vote for him because of that first one though. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:47, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

RAHB (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +9
It's a time-honoured uncyclopedia tradition to vote for one's self. Spang talk 13:01, 13 Mar 2007


April 2007[edit]

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: NegativeThreecmurphy
  • Tosh. —rc (t) 08:38, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Thanks guys! Please help me learn about Uncyclopedia, I want to be an admin someday! —rc (t) 22:49, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
Comment Well, perhaps, but you need to make sure you go about it the right way. If you work at it though, you too could become a fine upstanding admin like CRUSHERBOT or Sophia. Spang talk 03:54, 11 Apr 2007
I don't know Spang, he seems a bit... childish. Maybe give 'im a few more years, wait for his little boy brain to catch up with his big boy body. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:36, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Remote Controlled Murphy? I suspect this to be not but a mischief making bot run by User:Murphy behind the curtains. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:05, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Ineligible. Has been a member since March 2005. That is not within 30 days of the current date. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 00:51, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:42, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Ditto. --Mad Dog 19:26, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

MichaelHax (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 5 of 100 people think this user should be shot into space.

Although, he did a good job cleaning up the place.


May 2007[edit]

Rcmurphy[edit]

Score: 0
I am a simple nooblet and do not understand your talk of "bureaucrats" and such. Please use simple language for me, I am only two weeks on the intronet. —rc (t) 15:20, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
RC, you (Rcmurphy) have some (not a lot, I probably have more) control (tells people (us) what to do) of uncyclopedia (humour website (don't ask)). —Braydie 18:51, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

۞ (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

If you don't vote for me I'm removing the porn from The Thong Dynasty you have been warned. ۞ 21:54, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

o__O Pigeon's pretty much already got this now, but there's always next month, since you're still technically eligible. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:56, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
Score: +8 weird symbols
  • Nom on a whim, since there really isn't anyone else at all to nom. Only a few days old and only wrote one article, but it's a pretty good one, no? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:57, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For It's about time we have more unicode individuals receiving awards. --General Insineratehymn 23:15, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For they were making edits. This is an admirable trait in an Uncyclopedian. --Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey or was it a giant monster or a robot? 04:30, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For You just can't have too much cheap smut :) --User:Professor Booty
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:13, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For His contributions to the (re)discovery of Skid Valley give History a decisive twist! --Lambic 23:47, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For as I actually have seen this one doing something {constructive}--Shandon 11:39, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment In case this guy doesn't win, we can nominate him for User of the Month when June comes around. --General Insineratehymn 19:51, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For This is real history --User:Lilith75
  • Yaar!I couldn't vote for Norway --Alchemist 14:06, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For What a n00b! Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 02:49, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Pat_Sharp (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1 literate headbangers

Necropaxx (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +3 Converts

Pigeon (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +12 feathery friends

Lambic (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2 well read noobs
  • Nom and For - settled in very quickly to life in Uncyclopedialand, and already has quite a few decent articles under his belt. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 21:19, 19 May 2007 {UTC)
  • For - I always love to hear about a Pirate having a good time - Professor Booty
Only one vote allowed Booty. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 15:33, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
Argh - sorry, missed that bit - can I give half a vote each? ;)
Nah, you're gonna have to get rid of one of them :\ sorry, but it's the rules. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:13, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

OK :( Sorry JB, Had to give it to the Captain. Vote deleted. Professor Booty

  • For - Great enthusiasm, jokes and copy editing. ۞ 09:01, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Jafandahalf (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2 late votes
  • Nomination; For. --So So 09:09, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

for some really good contributitions, and he hasn't irritated me, so... he must be > OK. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:21, 29 May 2007 (UTC)


June 2007[edit]

Dr. Skullthumper (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1
  • Nom and For. Kitchen sink says it all. --Andorin Kato 02:50, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Extreme super amazing for... next month. This is (Unicode)'s last month eligible, and Skullthumper still has plenty of time left to win this next month. Like last month with Pigeon. Sorry Skully :( --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:53, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

۞ (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +11 Uninoobs

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 150.gifNom + For before it's too late! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:51, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 127.gifFor, like last month!--"Shure" Shandon 20:38, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 103.gifFor, again! Professor Booty

Rub El Hizb Avatar Explodes Long.gifFor, as he's still eligible. --General Insineratehymn 18:00, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 113.gifFor - Now I don't feel so guilty about nominating someone else last month. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:25, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 127.gifFor , and stay tuned on the Thong Dynasty, the Real McCoy is surely yet to come! Some real peer pressure from --Lambic 14:19, 3 June 2007(UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 136.gifFor deserves it just for his name Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 06:03, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Explodes.gifYep. Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey or was it a giant monster or a robot? 03:45, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 127.gifFor for the Thong Dynasty! Keep up the good work! --User:Lilith75

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 103.gifFumble --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 [email protected] KUN 11:04, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Explodes Long.gifFore! Darn it, this guy is beating me in my golf game!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 107.gifFor Was I supposed to do something fancy? Well fuck that.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:00, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Lambic (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: -1 nomination jokes beaten to death
  • What a n00b! Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:32, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Against This is just getting old. --General Insineratehymn 16:35, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Okay. We get it. Rcmurphy is not a noob. He's been here longer than any of us. Let this joke die. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 19:19, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
    For...wait, Rcmurphy isn't a n00b? Oh noes! Against. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:23, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For thanx necropaxx! i'll nom you next month k? k!! wooooo etc. etc. —rc (t) 04:21, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
WOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo... Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:53, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Pieface (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2 pleas for noms

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit]

January 2007[edit]

Braydie (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +22

Tom_mayfair (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +13

February 2007[edit]

Flyingfeline (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2 house cats strapped into an outdated and ridiculous looking 19th century flying machine and pushed off a cliff
  • Nomination & For, since becomin' an administrator she has done some outstandin' work 'round here. Kudos. Premier Tom Mayfair 01:46, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment: Oh come on, I do practically nothing. Don't be silly. ;) -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/7f/Paw_print.jpg 02:07, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Nomination but not for, because Tom crossed out his nom and I've already voted. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:24, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment, I didn't cross it out. She did. Premier Tom Mayfair 02:32, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
Apology Sorry. I thought you crossed it out at her request, as I saw that you changed your vote. Either way, she stills retains a nom for any potential voters. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:14, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • OMG...What??!--no. Uh, what??! You guys are frickin' crazy for not saying For. I mean, you must be on crack.--Shandon 04:34, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, because Premier Tom once called me a gobshite. It was a while ago, but this is the first chance I have had to get revenge, even though Premier Tom is miles ahead of everyone else now. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:59, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment, When & where did I say that? I'm sorry if I hurt your feelin's. Premier Tom Mayfair 14:02, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Another comment - Meh, it was in some forum topic. I don't care really, and I probably deserved it, anyways. Actually, the real reason why I voted is because I do think FF deserves this, even if she doesn't think so. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:05, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment, We'll retake her arse next month. ^_^ Premier Tom Mayfair 14:08, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Tom mayfair (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: ☭24 Communist Conspirators
Comment I can't see from laughing so much. No disrespect miss. —Braydie at 07:22, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
  • FЯ When I first heard that Mayfair was a communist, I thought "Communism? That is so Cold War-era Soviet Russia". Now he has me saying "Ио́сиф Виссарио́нович Джугашвили!" with gusto! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 07:05, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, Same as the last time. Chancellor Krieger 21:05, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Motherland!!! One eye jack is not our comrade GSPbeetle complains Vandalisms 09:16, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • MayFOR Good. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • For - Tom's the kind of commie we can all aspire to be one day: stoic, cold-hearted, and completely oblivious to all notions of human liberty. Go get em, TommyBoy! --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 15:28, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I saw him punch a nun once. It was for charity. At least that's what he said it was for while I was writing the cheque.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:16, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Tom might be singlehandedly trying to destroy the western world, but he does it with a smile. That and the fact that he works damn hard. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • For - In Soviet Russia, Communist nominates YOU!! --AAA! (AAAA) 01:27, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - In Soviet Russia, Bribed gets YOU!! --User:Zerotrousers» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! CREEPY!!!» 02:41, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Da for Comrade Mayfair. —Sir Comrade Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [17:04, 18 February 2007 (UTC)]
  • For - In Soviet Russia, dead horse beats YOU!! --Contestant buzzer.JPG Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 17:07, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 22:48, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • AgainstThis guy has been banned by more admins than your mom and only some of his articles are truly funny Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 21:25, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • True, Tom had a rough start here. But it's the fact that he's become a very helpful member of Uncyc that makes him worthy of the award. And nobody nominated him for Writer of the Month, anyway. —rc (t) 05:52, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

One-eyed Jack (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +5 donated eyes
  • Nomination and For. This user has been dedicated to improving Uncyclopedia's quality for months, but since he doesn't come onto IRC or spam his username much, it often gets ignored. When I decided to revamp pee review because no one was reviewing there, I quickly discovered that OEJ HAD indeed been trying to go through and keep pee review alive the preceding months, by himself. Add to this the long list of articles he writes but often doesn't get recognized for, and you've got one Hell of an Uncyclopedian.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 12:40, 1

February 2007 (UTC)

70.149.33.94 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits)[edit]

Score: +0
  • Nom & For -- Revoke all nominations, this guy is IT. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 01:00, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Is this nomination a joke? --General Insineratehymn 01:35, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
Dear Diary ~ Today that bad boy who smokes behind the gym during lunch hour voted for EMC on WotM, then schmootzed up his userpage. EMC then nom'd him for UotM. They make a cute couple...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:50, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Modusoperandi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0
  • Nom & abstain - He always has really good jokes up his sleeve, he's helpful, and he knows how to lighten up a bad situation. Why isn't he an admin? --AAA! (AAAA) 22:37, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Changed vote to Tom mayfair. Abstained --AAA! (AAAA) 01:27, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment. Obvious reasons. --Anyone 22:43, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
Because he's mad? MAD? MAD? MAD? or maybe because he's Canadian? eh?~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:19, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

March 2007[edit]

Flyingfeline (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +13 airborne cats
Person below me added it. Or something.. —Braydie 03:32, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Lugiatm (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

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Score: +2

One-eyed Jack (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +19 cycloptic playing cards
  • For and Nom. I will not give this up until he wins the award he so rightfully deserves. The reason (for those who forgot from last time) is his single-handed attempts to keep Pee Review going even when no one else cared. Now it's been revamped, more people care, and he's still contributing there, just like always. A great example of unselfishness for the masses.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 22:29, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
diffBraydie 03:29, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
Comment My bad. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:05, 12 March 2007 (UTC)


April 2007[edit]

Modusoperandi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +17 (one heptadecapoint)
  • Nomination and For, Modusoperandi is always on. I mean, look at this man's votes, responces on his talk page, articles, images, and face. Having him around means that there there will always be someone to bring a smile to the faces of Uncyclopedians. For that, and all the other stuff he probably does, I nominate him. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 22:13, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. He's crazy good at crazy good stuff. --Contestant buzzer.JPG Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 00:04, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For - What Zombiebaron said. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:58, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes And that's all she wrote --RAHB 01:38, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I've been gone this long and he still hasnt won this...what the hell? -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:51, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, I think I nominated him once but everyone was blind to his work. Shame on you all. Premier Tom Mayfair 04:14, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes Strange_but_untrue edits everything funny and reverts deleted potty humor. This person has the most votes and is therefore most likely to beat Strange_but_untrue so I'm voting for him. Strange_but_untrue also stalks me on Uncyclopedia and reverts most of my notable edits, even those that follow Uncyclopedia's, strict, wikipedish rules.SteveSims 21:40, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Question - Does anyone think that vote should be discounted? I certainly do. It doesn't seem like a legitimate reason. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:05, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Answer. I crossed it out. I'm not so much of a whore as to accept bad votes. If SteveSims is kidding, I'll accept it; but the "joke", if it is one, doesn't come across in the comments. It sounds, dare I say, Dramaish. Just say "No" to Drama, kids. And stay in school. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:10, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Wow - hate mail under somebody else's nom. I feel strangely honoured (although not as much as for getting nommed - thanks again Mordillo!). I thought it was USERNAME abuse at first! --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:36, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. He's always making us laugh indeed.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:38, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  • MO makes me feel all warm and fluffly, he's comforting like your favourite old socks, or that jumper that Aunty knitted for you, that, even though it breaks seven of the nine main rules of fashion still makes you feel great, especially when you're not wearing anything underneath it. I'd give him a big FOR. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 19:51, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Dig. Rather entertaining, definitely deserves. --http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v423/numbfingers/finker.jpgTHINKER 19:48, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For- Helpful, non-flaming, and always doing stuff.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:22, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Dla dobrzego sprawiedliwosc, grzeczny pan! --~ Tophatsig.png 02:30, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Never fails to put a smile on my face. But I swear I'm laughing with him. Honest. Spang talk 06:26, 21 Apr 2007
  • For I would totally hire him to write...if only I had a show...--Shandon 18:51, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Fore! Wait, this isn't golf? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 00:46, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For, even though every bone in my body is telling me to rip his arm off and beat him with the wet end. --Anyone 03:12, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- Well, it doesn't really matter anymore. Still, this is me sucking up to someone supreme. Ikabu 10:54, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For I was going to leave it until the very last minute and swoop in and maybe get the deciding vote, but I can't be bothered to wait that long. Modus is very funny, nice even to idiots, and... well, he rolls a good, umm, grumpy baby. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:08, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Strange but untrue (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +4 strangenesses corrected
  • If I change my vote to delete on Genocide, can I have a for (or at least a non-against)? I'll do it, ya know! (Yeah, vote for me, I have such strong principles... :-) ) --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:17, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. There's bad vibes here, man. This is karma correction. Also Sbu rolls the tightest joints, which is a bonus. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:37, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Negative (that means against) - it's not funny, and I doubt it's actually even alive --Weebils 17:47, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  • You know, if I happen to get nommed again at some point, I think I'm leaving the template off my userpage - it seems like everybody with a grudge has immediately found this page. And I was trying to be nice about the VFD thing, Weebils. Sigh. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 06:50, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Spang (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0xE hexapoints (+14 decimal)!
  • Nom and For - Whenever I'm online, Spang seems to be working his/her (seems to be in both categories) ass off doing general cleanup stuff. He/she is also happy to help us non-admins if we prod him/her hard enough. FU SPANG! Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:12, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  • CommentI fell for that he/she trap, and nearly bought her a drink before I realized he was actually a drunk Scot. FU SPANG!~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 06:54, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment: For the record, I am indeed male. Spang talk 05:20, 4 Apr 2007
  • For FU SPANG —rc (t) 08:11, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  • <Insert affirmative vote riffing off the "FU SPANG" motif here>Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 12:07, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  • <Insert different FU SPANG rip-off FOR vote here> ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 17:05, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Again, I seem to be voting For Spang--TKF 12:58, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For This time it's a real vote.SteveSims 21:33, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For Who else deserves such a honour and prestige? Surely none! Without Spang we would have no hilarious captialtised motifs nor would we have the whole is he/she isn't he/she debate. Truly Spangle G. Glittersprinkles deserves this award. --Ceridwyn 00:49, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 16:44, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  • IV. He sets an appropriate (if not good) image for teh grAEt Uncyclopedica. Heil Spang! --thematrixeætsyou, the 1337 (talk) ([[Talk:Special:Random|flames]]) 03:44, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Ilona06 02:31, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - I would just like to say that UotM is becoming rather difficult right now. All of this month's candidates are very deserving of the award, and there are several more users who deserve it too. Hmm, who to nominate next month... Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:37, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Next month is going to be relatively easy to decide, since the person that comes in 2nd this time around would most likely just get nommed again and recieve an onslaught of votes. The month after that, though, will be hard. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:47, 20 April 2007 (UTC)


May 2007[edit]

Spang (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +FU 21!!
Comment May I just say how sporting it is of MO to nom Spang for this month's vote after winning last month's vote himself. ^_^ Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 01:45, 02 May 2007
Also comment I would've voted for him myself last month, but I used my vote to counter an ugly against on another user. Ugly against, by the way, is a euphemism for "crotch". Use it in your next conversation. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:13, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
Comment he did WHAT?!?! Well tell him he'll have to start with me, since I voted too. I can't get on IRC from school :*( Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 02:42, 02 May 2007
He lies! I just said I didn't need Zombiebaron's vote. Although my recommendation for UotM is STM, he's awesome and stuff. Spang talk 03:12, 02 May 2007
Well thats ok then :P Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:15, 02 May 2007
Killing the next person who votes for you... not needing undead votes... Honestly, who can tell the difference between these two turns of phrase?--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 11:31, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Savethemooses (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +FREEthemooses

Olipro (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +4 Buggering Brits
Comment Oh, mooses...one is the correct number of votes that you have. Two is one too many. Particularly silly ones like this. And the other one, too. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:40, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Technically I made a +1 vote and a -1 vote, which evens out to zero votes. So I could vote again for myself. -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/88/Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:43, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Nice job as a new sysop. -- herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket.gif [scream!] 04:02, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Placeholder Vote for next month's voting. Yes. I'm voting for you in advance. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:19, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Ditto I had to give my vote to Spangles this month but I'll totally vote for you next month Oli ^_~ Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 08:36, 06 May 2007
    • You can vote for me next month too. I'll nominate myself again. It'll be fun. Spang talk 05:53, 07 May 2007
  • AGAINST FU OLI!!!!! --General Insineratehymn 22:37, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
Ah crap. Insineratehymn hates me too? ;_; -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:39, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
Shouldn't the score be 3 or did Mhaille only nom and not for? O_o Poor Oli. He needs moar votes! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:54, 10 May 2007
I gave my vote to that Moose guy....but its Oli for me next month. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

for This dude is the evil seamy underpresence of nauseating crap, the stink of which results in UnNews. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:19, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Alksub (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +3 Retards
  • Nom & For, because the bloody admins are hogging the votes at the moment. Also, he really deserves it. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:46, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Pro Alksub is awesome. --THINKER 03:54, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For Alksub is nuff wicked and ting. --Dantoller
  • For. Fixes up a lot of my articles when people screw them up, etc. --So So 07:54, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Cs1987 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2
  • Nom I don't know, I hear he does stuff. I think I voted for him for admin. —rc (t) 03:56, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Huh? Where have you been hearing these things? Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:00, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
That's been the scuttlebutt down at the Rainbow Brite Tavern. Even if you don't actually do stuff, that's no obstacle to winning UotM - just look at some of the losers who have gotten it. —rc (t) 04:03, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
I noticed that's even been happening at UotY too. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:06, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Except for TheTris. That guy was freakin' unstoppable back in 2004 before Uncyclopedia existed. —rc (t) 04:10, 3 May 2007 (UTC)


June 2007[edit]

Ceridwyn (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +11 pages speld real good
her service you say? is that an hourly rate? -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:40, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
Nasty, man. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:45, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Olipro (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +23 insomniac sysops
Me? dissing Floyd? you must have me confused with someone else... I suggest you see my Userpage -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 03:15, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
Comment - Oli? Nice? You must mean Olicro, his nice twin. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 06:49, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
Comment - He treats me with respect and kindess, Famine just calls me a mother fucker and bans me for no reason.--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman.png throw a snowball Snowman.png 07:34, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

... of the Year[edit]

Uncyclopedian of the Year[edit]

Algorithm (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0

Nominate: Over the past year this site has grown immensely, and we've faced many new challenges as a result. From content management to communication, we've faced technical hurdles that needed to be solved, and Algorithm has been the lynchpin that has allowed us to face them. A year ago, the Village Dump was a different place that could never have handled the level of traffic it now recieves. A year ago there were no lists of tagged pages whose times had expired. Even the much-maligned NRV tag has been vital, and Algo was responsible for making it possible and for allowing it to improve. The fundemental reality is that this site could not exist as it is now without the work that Algo has done. Other than the prior winners of this award, I think Algo is the only person I could make such a statement about. -Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk)

Todd Lyons (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +7

Nominate and For: I know that Todd has won just about everything there is to be won on this site, all with good reason. From the moment he arrived on Uncyclopedia you just knew that he was going to be successful here. Not only have the levels of his writing and general contributions been consistantly high, as the stats will show he has just done so much more than the rest of us, and done it well. That he has created some of the best work on the site, whilst at the same time knee-deep in the Admin duties says everything to me about his commitment. Regardless of what the future may hold, this is the Year of the Todd. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

  • For.' Todd has been one of my favourite writers on this site since December 24th 2005 (brownie points if you know why), and although I've been missing for most of the year, even when I returned Todd was still an extremely prominent user, to all. --officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 19:12, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Great writer, great admin, great contributions, just great all round. I think the fact that he wrote the controversial Asperger's Syndrome only gives him extra points in my book. Then again, I am notoriously uncool. --Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:19, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Although I don't have a nice long reason for voting like everyone else, I do know that Todd deserves this award. When I first came to Uncyclopedia, only a month or so after Todd had joined, I could've sworn he was master of the site. His name was everywhere, and everyone loved him. Although he may not be as universally popular as he once was, neither is anyone who's been here for over a year. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:56, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For I've known I was gonna vote for him from the moment I learned he hadn't won. To say that his writing is hilarious, focused, and clearly a shining example of some of the best of this site is only scratching the thinnest surface of this fine User's contributions. He huffs, he cleans up, he helps n00bs, and he even sings for UnTunes. I can't list nearly the tiniest percent within the scope that he contributes to. It's an honor for Todd to have graced Uncyclopedia, and if he hasn't improved it more than nearly anyone else, I don't know who has. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:11, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • (chanting) Todd. Todd. Todd.Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [03:48, 2 January 2007 (UTC)]
  • I've forseen this nomination an year ago. Mhaille is a strong candidate too.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:54, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

Mhaille (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +22

Nomination and For: Anyone thinking of voting for me should probably vote for Mhaille instead, because I'm not certain there would've been a "me" if there wasn't a "him" already here. The same could be said of many other users who call this site home. Though the "official" welcoming committee is a fairly recent phenomenon, Mhaille was already an expert n00b coddler when I was still in wikidiapers.  :) Within minutes of posting, he started making pictures for my crappy first articles. I was thrilled, wrote some more, and kept on writing because of the unconditional support he gave me. He hooked me, and scores of other users, and didn't ask for anything in return. It took a long time for this site to recognize his own immense talent as a writer, editor and artist, mostly because he was always the last person to promote himself. Rather, he buoyed a lot of us up into awards that he rightfully should have received first. I'm glad, but not the least bit surprised that despite his modesty he's finally been recognized for his creative talent and administrative leadership. This award would be due recognition for everything he's given us, and my vote goes to him. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 23:51, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

  • For, Honestly, Mhaille is the Uncyclopedia user I am closest too, due to his good nature and guiding lights. While Splaka created my talk page, Mhaille was the second user to edit it (after me), pointing out that the all seeing eye was always watching. Since then Mhaille has helped me with my Photoshops (read "Potatochops"), articles, and good will. "Good will?", you ask. Well, at one point I thanked Mhaille for some favor that he had done me, and I said that I owed him a favor. At that point Mhaille decline my favor, saying that the reason that he does favors is not to recive favors, but that "the idea is that you do nice stuff for other people and the circle continues". Well, I could go on and on about Mhaille and all the wonderful things he has done for the site, but I'll stop here. Lotsa Love, --Sir Zombiebaron 01:28, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. What can I say? I was paid to vote for him. In my opinion, he's a vagrant, a gobshite, and above all, an insult to the Uncyclopedia name. God forbid we never had Mhaille; I mean, Holocaust Tycoon, Neolithic Age, and Biggles: what tasteless piles of trash. These articles should have been QVFDed immediately. Sorry to break it to you Mhaille, but we all conspired to feature your crap to make you feel good about yourself, and apparently that's all gone to your head. I've only been here six months, and even I know that. And I expect you're going to vote for yourself you selfish whore. In all seriousness, go fuck yourself. I love you. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 04:58, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Re-iterating the above message, Mhaille was one of the very first people (along with Bradaphraser) to welcome and support me on IRC over the summer, back when I was we lil' noobling without the slighest bit of humor or sense to guide me in a first farcical forays into article writing. Mhaille always helped me with my articles, added to them, asked me to help him on his (though God knows that my additions/revisions were of dubious quality), provided me with pictures, always was willing to indulge my silly, flippant attitude and style, and above all was willing to make this place hospitable for a new user. I can safely say that without him, and those like him, I wouldn't be here today. This may seem like an overwrought, drawn-out display of decadence, which, to a degree it is, but mixed in here, somewhere (you can see it if you kind of squint), is a real honest appreciation for someone who embodies all that is great about "Uncyclopedia." All the people currently nominated are deserving in every way. Mhaille is just more deserving. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 05:13, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For, even if he is a Scouser.
    Seriously, though, he rules. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 12:15, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Yes, I agree with ENeGMA, although I seemed to gain a lot of support from people when I first came here. Mhaille was one of them, (the others know who they are.... if they don't.. maybe I dreamt all this). I think he is the most deserving candidate here at this time, so I'm giving my vote to him. —Braydie at 12:41, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. If you aren't going to give this to the same people every year, and there enough great people here that we don't need to do that, then we need to find the most-deserving people of those who are left. Todd and Mhaille both come to mind, in this case, as people who are always very classy AND do good work here. I have to give the overall nod between the two to Mhaille because he's been here the whole time, and I don't think he's ever left for more than a couple days at a time. Thus, he gets my vote, with a nod to Todd as well.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 20:10, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I Approve This Message, /me cries like a baby for bein' torn between the 2 men that he loves Premier Tom Mayfair 20:13, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For He Who Watches From Behind The Code--Shandon 20:21, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For being bloody awesome. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 22:41, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For just to see how high this vote can go. Seriously though, Mhaille sounds great. He hasn't helped me yet, though(it's not too late!). --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:19, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For, let me tell you a little story; starting a potential rewrite on a page...got the text basics fleshed out (maybe an hour or so in), and 'Boom', suddenly there's a friggin' picture there. Retouched, too. And appropriate! Get this; Mhaille does this all the time. Some users are helpful, he's pre-helpful.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:05, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For He's really nice and he makes some of the best articles here on Uncyclopedia. --General Insineratehymn 02:06, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For, 4, Four and fore. Best. Person. Ever. I WAS HERE -kjhf!- 13:36, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For: He seems to be incurably benevolent, and really is helpful without being asked. --Sir Jam 10:53, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. First off let me say that anything nice said about Mhaille is a blatant lie, and also completely untrue. He's probably definitely the reason why this place sucks so much, and is the worst site on the internet. A world without Mhaille is as close to Utopia most of us will ever come. Did I mention he once put a bomb inside a puppy? Anyway, hope you win UotY! (Dear Todd, this is all a trick, I really hope you win) (Dear Mhaille, don't read that) --Anyone 21:02, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
(Dear Anyone, no chance. Thanks anyway. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 14:13, 5 January 2007 (UTC))
  • For. I've been fond of him (in an platonic way, stop staring at me!) since he welcomed me to Uncync. Besides the fact that he is virtually everywhere (there's a good expression in Hebrew which describes him: His hand is in all, and everyones' hands are in him. Just an expression you sick sick people!) he manages to do so without ever losing his temper. He actually makes vandals feel ashamed with his dry British bans. All in all, Mhaille's my vote. God save the queen. Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 10:22, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
  • for. consistantly dilligent and fair admin, consistantly solid writer, so dedicated an uncyclopedian that he may be in need of psychiatric help. Get outside, smell the trees - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 20:09, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. So, I voted for Todd for WOTY, therefore Mhaille is the only choice for UOTY. "Ooh, but Codeine, that's tactical voting. That's hardly right, is it?" Shut the fuck up. Every last one of you should make the effort to thank these two men personally for making this website what it is today. Mhaille keeps our signal-to-noise ratio cleaner than a digital mastering studio; he not only welcomes, but invests time and effort into helping noobs, he writes consistently outstanding articles, he makes consistently outstanding pictures, he damn near lives on IRC pointing people in useful directions... in short, he is the very definition of an Uncyclopedian. Mr. M., I salute you sir. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 02:17, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For- Mhaille is a real nice fella :) I know, and Mhaille does help out with images alot, and even contibuted to the DNA article of mine, what, he must have been watching recent changes and saw my plea. What a nice fella. I wish I could vote for Todd too, since hes such a cool guy too, and he even audio recorded one of my unnews stories.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 01:36, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - He's a nice guy... --AAA! (AAAA) 08:19, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. What.. er... everyone else said. Damn, there was going to be a pithy comment here. -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/7f/Paw_print.jpg 02:18, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: =|:D\-<

Nomination and for. Yes, I know he won last year's award, but this shouldn't be an issue at all. Rc has been ever present, augmenting what I believe to be correct Uncyclopedic behavior, giving up a lot of his free time to keep the site running smoothly. That's not to say the other candidates are undeserving, of course. They all should get props for their excellent contributions. But, in my humble opinion, no-one is equally... erm... without sin? ... as our very own, radio-controlled father Murphy. *raises glass* To RC! *ching!* Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|NS 19:50, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

  • All the nominees thus far are deserving (Mhaille in particular for his ability to help out on a couple of my pages...sometimes before I'd started writing them...), but RC is my moral compass. My calm port in a stormy sea, if you will. For that, and for putting up with my histrionics, RC gets my for.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:03, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Quite possibly the best uncyclopedian, like, ever. For. Spang talk 21:19, 1 Jan 2007
  • I really, really appreciate the nomination and votes, but just as with the other awards I think it's more fitting for the candidates to be people who haven't won it before, so I'm turning down the nomination. Also I'd never win anyway. So you guys can blow your votes on somebody else. :D —rc (t) 23:55, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
Just remember that we still love you.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:01, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
And I love you all. Except Spang   Tompkins   ERTW   Apples. —rc (t) 06:14, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
How can you not love Apples!?! So he and Fat Sandy are in some sort of fight - he's still a good guy. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:01, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
I always assumed Apples was a girl... Spang talk 01:01, 9 Jan 2007
Well, his 10 year-old voice is probably pitched similar to that of a girl's. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:21, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
Why are you talking about yourself in the third person, Tomps? —rc (t) 01:47, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
I thought everyone already knew.... It's true, I'm ten years old, and have yet to hit puberty. I'm sorry to everyone that I've secretly cybered with throughout the past year (you, Murph, especially). HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:51, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Writer of the Year[edit]

Hardwick Fundlebuggy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +13
  • Nomination and For. He's one of my favourite writers, no wait, he is my favourite writer. Big up the 'Buggy. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 14:35, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For In my opinion, probably the best writer here, and the only one with a very distinct style. Hindleyite, Todd, and Procopius are the guys who get the chicks at parties for their writing. Hardwick's the distraught, mumbling clown in the corner with a typewriter and a comically large caveman stick, cranking out witticisms by the dozens and fending off spiders. And we love him for it. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:03, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For It's Hardwick. I admire his writing more than anyone else's, and that's no light claim. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 23:17, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Hardwick was the guy who first showed me that there was more to Uncyc than Wilde quotes and amateurish pages about whatever. HF's helpful edits to a page of mine opened my eyes to how a simple turn of phrase could improve a page immeasurably. He continually raises the bar; in doing so he encourages all of us to improve, if only to stay one or more (mostly more) steps behind him. All of the writers nom'd here deserve WotY, but HF deserves it the most. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:36, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Bouncy Castle et al. were a work of sheer brilliance. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 17:05, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. It was a tough choice between hardwick and savethemooses, but HW just came out on top. Spang talk 00:24, 4 Jan 2007
  • for both quality and quantity - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 19:55, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:20, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For- Says it all really. --Sir Jam 21:24, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. --So So 07:24, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt<