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July[edit]

NotM[edit]

Liz muffin (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1 bastard children
  • Nom and For - Well, this one might be a bit premature, since this user is all of four days old, but I seriously got a kick out of I had sex with your wife‎. Lots and lots of promise here. For general lack of activity, changing my vote to Mrmonkey72 --Hyperbole 00:53, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For The force is strong with this one. -RAHB 05:49, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
  • ForeForUnarchist.jpgFounding Member Baseball16User:Baseball16User talk:Baseball16Special:Contributions/Baseball16 16:32, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Abstain I guess there's not much choice. I was going to vote for, but I'm still not quite sure. - [08:10 27 July] Sir FSt Don http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
  • Abst Looking at the caliber of recent NotM winners - YTTE, Cheap, Woody and runner up Hype - this one isn't really close. Shouldn't win by default because there are no other candidates. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 08:26, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

Mrmonkey72 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +12 self-righteous gun-totin' monkeys

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: OMG! SIX!cmurphy
I heard rumor that he sucks. At least his recent change pseudonym says so. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 19:38, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

UotM[edit]

Roman Dog Bird (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: Roman9Bird
  • Nom + For. Pretty cool guy, I think he needs this award though. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:09, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Strongest For Ever For'd He's been up for admin almost as long as Modusoperandi, but he hasn't gotten the reward yet. He still tireless MadMaxes around, blissfully de-shitting hundreds of pages which would have otherwise gone unnoticed. Not only an active VFD voter, he is yet another unsung backbone to this site.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 00:44, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For I thought this guy had won this already. Certainly more deserving than the rest of us (even PENIS). -RAHB 00:50, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For Damn, three remarkable users up for UotM. Oh, and me too. But Frankie deserves it the most out of us. Next month, PENIS. Next month. --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 01:51, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For - Again, this seems overdue. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:04, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For - I've seen him do stuff around here or something--Sycamore (Talk) 14:15, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For - Like everyone else, I thought he already won this. We're idiots. - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 18:53, Jul 4
  • For - Pretty much per LJ. blissfully de-shitting hundreds of pages, I like that line. Oh, and he's a pretty cool guy. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 17:03, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
  • for. this guy is a VFD fiend. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:31, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

Dexter111344 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2111344
  • Nom and for Yeah. So this guy does a lot of things. From what I understand, that's pretty important. Kinda nice to have guys like this around. You know...guys who do...a lot of things. -RAHB 12:13, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For Because although I love love love RAHB (audios, articles, was nearly made an admin), Dex has less recognition for his work around the site.   Le Cejak <13:14, 01 Jul 2008> NEVERMIND! YTTE brought up something...   Le Cejak <2:26, 19 Jul 2008>
You lied, Cajek! /me cries into my whore-hat - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [11:43 5 July]

RAHB (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 13AHB

YesTimeToEdit (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 10 UnProvising Bond Impersonators

Nom and For I think Yettie deserves another crack at this as he does loads around here and he promised me a statue! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 09:32 3 July 2008

Why thank you. I enjoy a good bit of potato paste and I'm very proud of myself, I haven't started whoring for votes yet! Yaaay. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [09:28 4 July]
Not that I normally do.... *cough* - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [09:39 4 July]
  • 4ForeFor u r awesome.Unarchist.jpgFounding Member Baseball16User:Baseball16User talk:Baseball16Special:Contributions/Baseball16 16:34, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
  • ƒǿř Yettie must be appeased, lest we all be consumed! Bugger! I still love you mate, but RAHB got me out of a tight spot... =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: Icons-flag-au.png 01:08, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
I believe the word is "consumethed" :-) - [07:48 7 July] Sir FSt Don http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Damn, that was good stuff. Good, good stuff. - [22:38 10 July] Sir FSt Don http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
  • For so that those incriminating photos will not surface on the internet. ----Mgr. Sir Sonic80 22:49, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Titanic For because some memory in the back of my head is telling me to. Evil Pi, founder of UNAP
  • Yes Because I promised, and because he contributes many good things, this yettie person.   Le Cejak <2:27, 19 Jul 2008>
  • Yes, Time to Win a shitload of awards.(Strong 4) Plox? Mesos Plox? This is Natalie Portman's DJ Jasper's signature. ProfileTalkASADeath Row: Latest

PENIS (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0 Giant dicks.

WotM[edit]

The UnIdiot (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2 wooden condoms
  • Nom & For. As I recall saying last month, this here is our most featured author not to have the WotM award. And he deserves it too, those articles were pretty spiffy. Go UnIdiot, yay! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:09, Jul 1
  • For I wanted to vote for Sys too. But I want to vote for UnIdiot more. -RAHB 14:28, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Under user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +10 sewer dwellers

RAHB (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +3 person you wouldn't want to meet in a narrow hallway

SysRq (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 7 hat-tricks

August[edit]

NotM[edit]

MAGICALLYWONDERFULLEXCELLENTLYGREEN (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1 Almost Benson-Like Pieces Of Green
  • Has done some great images [nom], but is he a constant-enough contributor. Well it seems like he's the best we've got [for]! - [12:32 16 August] Sir FSt Don http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
  • Conditional For The requirements say NotM has to have written at least one article. This guy hasn't, but he has done some great images, and I'm not sure how that translates over to article count, or if it does in fact count. I think it probably should count, if he's just more of an image guy, which he is. Though I'd like to see him contribute a little more, he has like, twenty contribs. -RAHB 12:39, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg ...Maybe. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 17:50, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Elite (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2 Good Spoolers

So So (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2 noobs who wrote a top article of 2007

UotM[edit]

Roman Dog Bird (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 7-15.5

Gerrycheevers (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2 astronomically useful goaltenders.

YesTimeToEdit (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 6 YesTimeToBeUncyclopedianOfTheMonths
Good sir, Roman Dog Bird is the Martin Scorsese of UotM (and VFS, but that's another story). Before that, it was MadMax. Yettie is, at best, the Under User of Uotm.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 18:14, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
Don't forget SbU. -RAHB 06:13, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
  • 3 noms without a win on UotM would see you equal the record of SBU, Some User and me. That's some exalted company. And me. You could then go on and set a brand new record next month! Wouldn't that be more unique that winning the thing? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 22:40, Aug 1
  • There is no such thing as "more unique". Unique is a binary state. Either something is unique or it is not. If it is a one-time occurrence, it is unique. If it is not, it is not unique. Don't fall into the trap of thinking there are degrees of uniqueness. There are not. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:50, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
I say that it is you, Hyperbole, who falls into the trap of calling anything a binary state. As most things in life do, uniqueness has shades of gray. Consider two situations that have both only occurred once. One is very easy to do but simply doesn't hold much interest to many people, and the other is very difficult to do yet everyone wishes to do it. Has the achiever of the first outcome done something equally unique as the second one?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 23:33, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
  • He's got you there, Lj. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:10, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
Oh noes. One word has undermined me. I suppose it's time to go on sabbatical, then.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 03:46, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

Sycamore (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
Wow! thanks for the nom:)— Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:45, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

WotM[edit]

RAHB (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 9 people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway
Another double entendre
  • Floor RAHB done write good. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 09:55, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • For - RAHB writes some top notch stuff--Sycamore (Talk) 15:50, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • for. this vote is no sort of joke. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:59, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Comment. As much as I loves RAHB, I have the same problem with him that I have with UnIdiot: he's got many funny articles, but they're all from the same dimension. He's got too few (if any) actual encyclopedia-style articles, much like how UnIdiot only has 1 article in the actual mainspace (which is also a concept article). --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:45, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
    • Hypocritical For because I suddenly feel dirty voting for SysRq --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:04, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
  • For + Rebuttal I don't feel that WotM should be denied to those who do not write articles in the mainspace. Good writers are good writers wherever or whatever they write. This is an award for celebrating those writers, and giving them all a nice little pat on the back by way of saying "Good job, keep up the good work," Only one of these writers can win each month, but I think that just the honor of being nominated alone is a pat on the back in and of itself. I think I may have gone off subject a bit there in that last bit, but, what I'm saying is, good writers are good writers everywhere and anywhere, and those are the people who get this award, and RAHB is one of those people. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 14:16, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
  • For. I don't care if his articles are all (or mostly, or some, or none) from the same dimension. It's a good dimension. I vacationed there back in '92. His List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway, in particular, makes me smile. Also, it warms my loins. Either that, or I've spilled my coffee. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:52, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
  • For --Moneke 08:39, 30 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Abstain - I just can't choose between RAHB and SysRQ. I just can't. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:41, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

The UnIdiot (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 5 people who use wooden condoms
  • Nom+For What I like about UnIdiot's humor is that it's very original. The concepts are untouched upon in most cases, or have an odd approach to them. That is why you should vote for him. Do it. -RAHB 04:22, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • For. A whoppingly tough choice again, but I have to stay consistent to my votes of the last couple of months. Most features without getting this award. And I like his stuff. Come on! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:23, Aug 1
  • for That is all. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 13:55, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • For - A tough call, but I agree with RAHB --Knucmo2 21:26, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
  • For. This is a close one and in such cases I side with the funniest single article by the authors on display. That honour goes to Why:Use a wooden condom and UnIdiot. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:37, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

SysRq (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 6

Gerrycheevers (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

  • Nom + Deserves recognition Has written a lot of stuff quietly and well. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:18, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2
  • Nom I jumped on his page and was amazed how much good stuff this guy has written, most certainly a contender. Also I really have nommed an obscene amount of people this month. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 15:48, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
  • For - thanks dude. -- loyal Ape (remix) (Riot Porn) 20:38, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
  • For. a very good writer. Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:04, Aug 26

Hyperbole (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Slackerboy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: Texas
  • Nom Common sense said no but what has common sense done for me lately? Kickass good writer. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 07:32, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
Doing things that Zombiebaron did almost 2 years ago, eh? I would, however, be in favor of awarding Slackerboy with some sort of "Lifetime Achievement In Writing Without The Prospect Of Ever Winning WotM Because He's No Longer An Active Writer Award", if other people agree. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 14:37, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
Second, as long as he has to battle it out with Keitei. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:13, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
Of course. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 16:39, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
Mediocre minds think alike? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 05:33, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
That depends. What do you think? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:55, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
That depends --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:00, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

Has DJ done it? [1] The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 17:17, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

I'd blame RadX for potentially bringing him back. They are, after all, brothers, and brothers do talk. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:10, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

September[edit]

WotM[edit]

Cap'n Ben (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1 finely aged wines
  • Nom + Okay, Listen Here. I'm tipping my hat at the Cap'n again this month, vetting him for a second term as WotM for three reasons: He's been around forever and still writing, he's been around forever and still writing features, and he's been around for so much forever that he managed to win this award back when it didn't mean much. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:19, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Cap'n has been writing a lot of good stuff recently, enough to merit this award again, if you ask me. However, Hyperbole's recent work puts him ahead of Ben this month, irrespective of who's had the award before. If Cap'n Ben writes another article of the quality of The Gathering Horror in the next thirty days, he'll have my vote. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  14:04, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
  • I was actually planning on nominating him for WotY for the very same exact reasons TKF gave above. However, I don't think anyone would debate that he deserves WotM even in this post-2005 pre-apocalyptic world, so... --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 09:58, 6 September 2008 (UTC)

Hyperbole (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +11 billion zillion super-votes

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +8

UotM[edit]

Gerrycheevers (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +17 biters of Casey Jones' style
  • Nom and For. Basically what MrN said last month. Has written many articles, frequents VFD, has put alot of hard work into the UnSignpost, etc. I just can't decide between him and Sycamore, though. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 00:44, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
  • For. When I first joined, I actually thought Gerry was an admin, because he did so much. Definitely deserves some sort of award for all of his recent work. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 00:46, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
  • For. Yettie does deserve his award at some point for all the hard work he's done on Uncyclopedia. But this is not that point. Given Yettie's semi-vacation, and the incredible amount of work Gerry's been putting in, this month just has to go to Gerry. No other result would make any sense. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:38, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

Sycamore (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 5

YesTimeToEdit (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1 Fedoraed Sasquatches who believe the fourth time may be a charm

NotM[edit]

W.T. Door (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +3 skirt-wearing tuba players

rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1 Cats in a hammock with a bronze fork.

Multiliteralist (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +11 literalists with lateralist sigs
  1. N+F - The man (?) is just all over the place - writing, tiding up, cooking some strange things in the kitchen, the works. The lack of a user page only increases the mystery that surrounds this person-thing. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:20, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. For as little as I am around, I can still see that he's (?) cool.   Le Cejak <0:35, 21 Sep 2008>
  3. 4 - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:48, Sep 21
  4. For of course I'll vote for myself (now that I saw it can be done)- I want that pacifier! The cat ate mine when I was about 2, or so the bastards told me. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 07:25, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  5. Changing vote to Multi. This guy has almost 900 edits in just over 2 weeks, and most have been very good. W.T. Door's edits have also been good, but he has more like 70. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:57, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
  6. Dinosaurs. Does that count as a for? It should. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 23:28, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
  7. Dinosaurs until I get nom-ed, I'm voting for M (that's your new nickname, get used to it!) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:07, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
  8. For - I've noticed him, even though I'm never here these days. That's an achievement. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:57, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
  9. The cut of his gib appeals to me. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  10. F - Gave me a good Pee, so he must be all right. Geoffprickett 08:19, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
  11. Very sleek noob, his Moron section is a good idea --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 14:39, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
  12. For -RAHB 11:13, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Geoffprickett (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  1. N+F Well, he created an article. I added a pic with the caption "Screw drinking up your cider, I'm going to stick this where your son might find it" and he changed it to "Screw drinking up your cider, I'm going to stick it inside her." so I had to nominate this (supposedly) non farmer who is obviously not from Somerset‎ but knows his double entente... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 20:35, Sep 22
  2. Against Vote for myself? The very idea! Geoffprickett 13:06, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. A man who votes against himself? FOR! The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 05:12, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

October[edit]

WotM[edit]

Gerrycheevers (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +8
  • N&F Mostly because of the Unsignpost, but also because he's a pretty funny guy. In the last month he upped the funny, and I trust him to keep working this month.   Le Cejak <21:02, 01 Oct 2008>
  • Hells yeah! Gerry's had this award coming for a while, now, methinks. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:36, Oct 1
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. - Writes some top notch stuff — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:13, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
  • I nommed him a few months ago! Like I had this time machine and it was all wooosh and vroom and then I was like Gerry's an awesome writer and Cajek put on some pants for once and then I had icecream. Yeah. Rambling is cool. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 11:31, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

*For - how has he not won this already? -- loyal Ape (remix) (Riot Porn) 14:53, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +3
  • Nomination and Formal apology to Ape. Sorry for all the e-pain I might have caused you, I was just going through some rough times on the road and needed to be angry at someone. Now, for God's sake, write more articles! You're friggin' hilarious! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:17, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Self For & Comment Thanks, TKF, I appreciate it. I've been busy recently, but I should be able to start writing stuff again soon. -- loyal Ape (remix) (Riot Porn) 17:29, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
  • for. ape's stuff makes me giggle. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:19, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

The UnIdiot (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +9
  • Nom&for. It is my hope, that by winning this, UnIdiot will become complacent and cease overtaking me in the feature count. Also, he had three features last month. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:04, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
  • For - Because I'm a huge whore! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 20:55, Oct 5
how DARE you!!! (Unidiot deserves this award, too, but I still like saying "how dare you" like a weirdo)   Le Cejak <5:39 Oct 06, 2008>

Orian57 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +5
Comment OMG! Cool! No one told be about this. I'm all flattered. *giggles* I'll need to put that "vote me" template on my page now, I'll feel so cool! Thanks Hype! and the others!!! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 05:36 12 October 2008

JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 16:36, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

UotM[edit]

Sycamore (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +15 types of trees which are awesome

Cajek (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1 votes for Cajek? Seriously, what were you people thinking?
  • Hey, it's that guy Cajek. Before, all he did was completely reconstruct Pee Review from the ground up. Now, he has that and he votes on VFD and posts on Ban Patrol. Plus, did I mention that he completely reconstructed Pee Review in such a novel and efficient way that would make One-eyed Jack blush? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:21, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Dexter111344 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +4 votes for Dexter
May I please be taken off? Please? --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 06:47, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
Why? you do great stuff on the site:-( — Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:05, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
Because, I'd rather not get in the way of two people who deserve it before me. And I just don't like the template on my userpage. --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:03, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
You desreve this far more than Cajek - As keen as i am to win this, if you win this month I would not think it unfair:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 17:06, 5 October 2008 (UTC)

NotM[edit]

Nachlader (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +Nach5ader
  • Valid nom & for. Joined this month, started some articles, and has done some helpful reviews around the place. Seems to be a decent sort thus far, therefore here he is. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:06, Oct 22
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.. Already a Fresh Stain in less than a month. Got my vote. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:22, Oct 22
  • Sure. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:13, Oct 22
  • Symbol for vote.svg Yeah, what he said.   Le Cejak <0:56 Oct 23, 2008>
  • Symbol for vote.svg F☭R A good example of what I am not. Premier Tom Mayfair 16:26, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

Geoffprickett (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +0prickett. Not a noob. Invalid nom.
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. He's done many things, much of which is noteworthy! Also, unless I'm mistaken, he's younger than 30 days! If I am mistaken however, make the ban really long and don't tell me why. Wait a few days so I forget what the hell was going on. But yeah, Geoff: I see him all over the place, doing things in VFD and all that stuff. He looks like a good member of society unless he's NXWave, in which case: DAMN HIM! Okay, this has gone on for a while, and it looks like I don't have a point. You'd be wrong: I just wanted to throw my ENTIRE support behind this candidate, and I mean that in a heterosexual way.   Le Cejak <6:02 Oct 06, 2008>
  • Symbol for vote.svg Very for Sir Sycamore (talk) 17:30, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Tentative for. Deserves it more than Rcmurphy. Whether he deserves it more than any other noob remains to be seen. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:07, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

*For Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:02, Oct 8

Eh. I'm going to say that this should remain valid, for a few reasons. 1. He really is very, very helpful under this new username, 2. He didn't really do that much under the old one, and 3. He's definitely been the most notable noob lately. Unless a really good replacement comes along, I think he should still get it. (Then again, I'm a dumb American. What do I know?) --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 21:29, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
I adopted Geoff (with his new user name) and I think he would agree that he is not eligible for this award. The excellent quality of his writing shows that he is far from a N00b. Also, he had better be reading this, or it's no dinner for him. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 21:50, Oct 10
But...But I won the award because of the excellent quality of my articles!!! Quality isn't equal to noobity. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 03:01, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
If Geoff agrees, then okay, fair enough. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 22:49, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

November[edit]

WotM[edit]

Gerrycheevers (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +14

Mrmonkey72 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 5
  • Nom and For Let me tell you. I fell in love with the Monkey Man from the day I saw him exasperatedly posting articles in UnNews, like a little puppy, trustingly following his owner at the other side of a fast-moving treadmill, perpetually suspended just above ground, running faster than any pup should be expected to go. Just running. Running. RUNNING! And all the while, he had that playful puppy smile on his face, his tongue hanging out the side of his mouth. As he tenaciously kept it up, his owner went inside for some lemonade, but alas, he forgot he had left the pup out on the treadmill. When he came back the next day, old Sparky was barely clinging to life, still going. Going. Going... The man was crushed. After the vet told him the news, he drove his dead friend home, gave him a loving funeral, and then pulled the pistol from his back pocket. After the shot, the man fell next to the tombstone, and for the briefest of moments, he felt comfort, knowing that he had died alongside his life-long companion. -RAHB 03:56, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
  • For I'm new here, but judging from some of this guys articles I've read, I believe this user deserves some recognition.--Diphenhydramine 03:36, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
  • For I like this user. - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 04:26, Nov 6
  • W♥v. As painful as it is to vote for someone that is not me for a change, I feel I have to give my wuv to Harvey Monkeyman, Attorney At Law. This boy has some serious talent, and if I remember correctly, we reward that kinda thing around here. Gerry, I love you. Gerry puts out some fantastic shit and certainly deserves this award just as much as Monkey does, but I feel my vote must go to this sexy gentleman right here. Good job to all of the nominees this month, we have some good ones (namely because none of them are me) and *tears up* I WISH WE COULD GIVE IT TO ALL OF YOU YOU'RE ALL JUST SO GREAT!!! sirhttp://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/20/Err.gifsysrq @ 17:09 Nov 9
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.--PaddyAtkinson 02:38, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

SysRq (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0
Can I take you up on that offer? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:21, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
No. And by no, I mean yes. Seriosly, I appreciate the nom, but I haven't written anything in ages. sirhttp://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/20/Err.gifsysrq @ 15:22 Nov 13

Nydas (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0
  • Nom He may not have written anything for a good while but he definitely deserves it. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:47, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Knucmo2 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Nom - not a feature machine, but writes some some top notch stuff--Sycamore (Talk) 14:48, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Self-For - Thanks, the nomination is appreciated. --Knucmo2 02:04, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0
  • Nom. I've already placed my cross by Gerry this month, but Ape deserves another nom at the very least. 10 features, all of which are excellent reads, and some other good articles as well. definitely worthy of at least your consideration. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 22:37, Nov 3

UotM[edit]

Cajek (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +18 people who don't want sannse to win

sannse (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2
  • Nom - I don't know is she is eligable, however sannse helps me and others out all the time, a consistently helpful and beneficial presence on the site.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:36, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg F☭R, because she said I am beautiful. Premier Tom Mayfair 18:55, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:25, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

Dexter111344 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1

NotM[edit]

PaddyAtkinson (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +9 Flaming piss artists

DrStrange (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2 Strangely proficient editors
  • Nom Like Paddy, this chap shows some real promise. He's already written some good stuff including a bombardment of Un-News. He's also been tidying up some of our more sorry works, and might just manage to get Paddy looking over his shoulder. Check his user page for the stuff he has done... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 20:00, Nov 20
    • Actually, as real life finally takes over I'll be having to take an extended break starting in about a week...so if you want your noob to stick around, Strange is your man.--PaddyAtkinson 23:03, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
    • I wish I found this site 6 months ago, the amount of time I've been unemployed. I'd been screwing around and annoying (some) people on my local Disc Golf message board where the bar for creativity was really low. Two guys calling each other homo seemed to be a hit there. I finally got sick of having to explain my jokes, which is always the death of humor. Winter is starting in New England and I'm probably going to be spending WAY TOO MUCH TIME on this website as I don't expect to find work anytime soon. I haven't had the chance to check out Paddy's work yet but let the best man win. I'm honored and appreciate the validation of just being nominated.--DrStrange 08:54, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
  • I like the good doc's work. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 09:38, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.. What Mordillo said. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 14:11, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Against PaddyAtkinson. Oh yea, and <insert name here>...that prick--PaddyAtkinson 11:47, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

December[edit]

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit]

Sycamore (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg N♥m && w♥v. Allow me to somewhat copypaste from what I said on the talkpage. Sure, Sycamore has recently won this award. However, he continues to be the one name that always jumps out at me every time I check Recent Changes. I believe our resident treewithballs deserves to be honored for another month. Sycamore has demonstrated tremendous work ethic, a spirit of helpfulness, and a true passion for this site that has continued without fail since he was awarded Uncyclopedian of the Month of October. Therefore, I can think of no better candidate for our last Uncyclopedian of the Month for 2008. sirhttp://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/e/e3/Ignignokt.gifsysrq @ 23:16 Dec 1
  • Comment. Sycamore for admin!. That'll teach 'im. Teach 'im good. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:27, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
  • For Opping Sycamore. The "we don't need more opps" view is valid, we don't. But... I would rather see people like Led and Modus concentrating more on writing than doing maintenance. If we opped Sycamore, he would hugely lift the burden.

MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 01:52, Dec 2

  • Agreed. Syc's already a Recent Changes fiend. Maybe we should have a vote of some sort to make sure others current ops agree, but his adminship would make sure that QVFD remains tight as he deletes all the stuff he'd normally post there, and BP clear as well. Definitely. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 02:04, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote.svg Against. - Smells funny--Sycamore (Talk) 16:03, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. his work on various maintenance tasks. BTW, I think the vote total is off.--Mnbvcxz 19:09, 18 December 2008 (UTC)

Charitwo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 10
  • Nom and For. Normally, I think robots should not get this award, but I'm willing to make this one exception. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:58, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
  • I didn't even know about this, nor was I aware I was of the robot caliber. I should check my pants more often. --CharitwoTalk 22:11, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

sannse (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 9

SysRq (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0

*Nom and For. My favorite user who hasn't already won this award. :-) <-- I was a bit surprised by that. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:39, Dec 3

comment umm, he's up for WotM at the moment, can people win both in one month? http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/e/e5/Faglogo.png/25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 16:41, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
There's no rule against it. I don't think there's any rule about how many awards you can win in one month. Just like there's no rule about winning it more than once, so Syc's nom stands. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:43, Dec 3
Clearly we're running short of candidates for this one then--Sycamore (Talk) 16:48, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, clearly... --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 02:03, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
Indeed, quite. sirhttp://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/20/Err.gifsysrq @ 02:05 Dec 28
  • Comment Not to undermine this nom, which I am very grateful for, but what the hell do I do around here other than pick my ass and listen to Franz Schmidt? I think there are more deserving people up for this right now. As for WotM, well, I totally deserve that one. =D sirhttp://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/20/Err.gifsysrq @ 18:45 Dec 6
  • Alright then. Never mind. Changing my vote then. Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:24, Dec 29

WotM[edit]

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 10 votes that only exist on Sundays

Mrmonkey72 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Nom. Saving my vote for now, but I'm a fan of the Monkey man. Apart from being the lowest maintenance adoptee ever, he's written plenty of quality UnNews, some quality rewrites during conservation week, and a bunch of other good stuffs. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:17, Dec 1
  • For --Mnbvcxz (Annoy) 02:05, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

SysRq (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 13
  • /me squeaks For. It's about time... I want this guy to get some attention, too :P -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 00:03, 23 Dec
  • For. Finally voting, and the twin facts of Sys's greater recent activity and the fact that his stuff makes me giggle slightly more than Ape's sways my vote this way, but it was close. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:36, Dec 28
  • For...........(comment loading!)...........(This is gonna rock your world!)............(almost done!)..............(Here it comes!)..............404 ERROR--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  02:38, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Hi guys. Here it is, New Year's Eve, and it looks like I'm set up to win this after two years of writing stupid crap that nobody likes. I can't tell you how honored, skeptical, suspicious, and paranoid I feel right now. I'm not going to vote for myself, because I know that the minute I do, I will lose. However, that is not the only reason I am not voting for myself. That is just the real reason. The fake reason is that I'm not even sure if I deserve it this month. Earlier this year, when I wrote UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex, I really felt like I deserved it. That was a great time for me. I had a hat trick under my belt, too, a feat not easy to achieve. I still remember STM getting his hat trick and just how impressive that was. I am truly proud of that accomplishment. However, this month is different. I have had two VFH nominations fail, and no successful features. I think of these "-otMs" as they relate to a user's performance in that particular month. Winning Writer of the Month for December 2008 wouldn't feel right to me. I've failed the community this month. This is not the month that I want to be honored for. I want to feel like I earned this. However, being the whore that I am, I will not take myself out of the ring for this month. Shit, that's a cool trophy. (Lookit that potato. Lookit that ol' boy. He's just hangin' out.) Instead, I want to just let you guys know that, while I may be honored this month, I am not being honored for this month, if you catch my meaning. ATOEOT is a great writer, too, and he, like me, has been one of those candidates that has been hanging on for months, waiting to be awarded what he earned months ago. I hope to see him writing again so I may vote for him next month for Writer of the Month. As for me, I thank you and promise that I will try harder to return to the level of quality that I had before I left in August. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:38, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

NotM[edit]

Dogshead (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 4 dogs giving head
  • Nom. Withholding my vote for now, but I've read some of his UnNewses and they are good. Check this noob out! Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:51, Dec 12
  • For. I can see great things coming from this one. His Peter Sutcliffe Turkey Day Ball entry is great. RabbiTechno 16:54, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • For. Abundant with ideas, Dogshead glimmers with promise. --Nachlader 22:40, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Comment. While I have already voted, I still feel a need to give a nice shoutout to my boy, here. Dogshead is a very promising user who already seems to have this "writing" thing down pat. He is a needed and very welcome new writer that I'm very sure will at least help breathe some life back into VFH. Also, pretty much every noob I vote for loses, so my not-voting for you actually helps your chances. Good luck, kiddo, and keep up the good work. sirhttp://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/e/e3/Ignignokt.gifsysrq @ 03:10 Dec 16
  • Surprise for DrStrange is quite the fellow as well, but after reading his Peter Sutcliffe, Dogshead is inching ahead on this one. I forgot he was even a noob. -RAHB 23:01, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
  • For - Peter Sutcliffe wins it for me Asahatter (annoy) 23:15, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

DrStrange (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +8
Umm, I hate to be a spoilsport but he's one month old today... see what i meant about joining in the middle of the month fucking things up for people? http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/e/e5/Faglogo.png/25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 20:33, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
This is a valid nom I believe. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 01:06, Dec 16
Yes, as long as he was nominated before the month-mark, I believe this is good. I think we've hashed all this out before, I'm just too lazy to go find the actual forum. sirhttp://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/20/Err.gifsysrq @ 03:01 Dec 16
Well in that case...
  • Very close For. I feel that both DrStrange's and Dogshead's articles are of about the same (good) quality, but DrStrange has written more. No offense to Dogshead (and in fact I voted for him for Foolitzer), I just feel that DrS (lol) should get it this time. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:14, Dec 16
  • Floor -RAHB 07:29, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
  • For. He's a noob after my own heart. Also, comic books FTW! --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 17:55, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Yup I'm a fan. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 18:15, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
  • For He's less lazy than I --Dogshead 21:07, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
  • For: The Female Drivers' Guide to the Road (American Version). http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:09, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
    • Jd227, who you can see is MIA, is the main contributor. Me and Syc have tweaked with it and I just added the photos/captions. I wish I could call it mine because it's very good. I had it on my Userpage at the bottom of my link list under the heading "links and categories" (because I added links and categories only)It was at the bottom after "Uncyclopedia entries" & "salvage operations" so I'm mystified why anyone thought it was mine. Being an ultra-n00b at the time, it seemed like a contribution of some sort but minor maintenance "triumphs" got purged from my userpage a few weeks ago. The only remaining link that I didn't heavily edit or add to is Toronto Maple Leafs which was a nasty re-formatting job that kept me busy awhile. Sometimes I dedicate entire days to pouring through articles on the "ugly" or "missing something" list and it's fairly thankless work that's not going to turn something into VFH material.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  12:52, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
      • This man is so obvious it makes me want to cry. We ought to just discontinue this award.

--Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:39, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

  • Against --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:54, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
  • For he's the only one on I hear I know about, and I need to vote for someone.--Mnbvcxz (Annoy) 03:45, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
  • For. Tough choice, coulda flipped a coin. Which is a good thing - more top quality n00bs please! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:39, Dec 28
  • For I see this guy around alot, so... yeah...   Le Cejak <5:37 Dec 30, 2008>

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1