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[edit] July 2009

[edit] Writer of the Month

[edit] Sog1970 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 14 Soggy Scribes

[edit] GlobalTourniquet (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 14 of Thomas Pynchon's testicles
  1. Nom and for. I have no idea how this guy hasn't gotten this award yet. In addition to his six features, he also maintains the horoscopes, which frequently make me laugh most uproariously. In conclusion, - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:32, Jul 1
  2. For Apparently he left, but now he's back and writing good articles. Staircase 22:33, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
  3. Normally, I choose to wait a while into the month to vote for WotM, but GT is such a good writer, I will vote early this month. I am proud to be Mr. Pynchon's second testicle (FU STAIRCASE! EDIT CONFLICT! My claim to be the second testicle stands.). As Led said, - Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:37, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. Long overdue, if you ask me. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:54, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. I've had better months here, but is this one of those Scorsese-Departed-type deals? --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 03:50, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
  6. Yeah. I thoroughly enjoyed Plink. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 03:55, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
  7. Horoscopes At first I was going to wait, because the two contenders, Sog and GT, have nearly the same number of features. Then I saw he was the writer of the horoscopes. Hey, we haven't had a nailbiter like this month's WotM in a while!   Her Cajekiness • <3:59 Jul 03, 2009>
  8. Wiki.png Plink. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling Brute! ~12:10/3/July
  9. For -Dildoriken.gifRAHBDildoriken.gif 04:09, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
  10. Excellent writer. Loved every one of his features. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 23:21, Jul 6
  11. For. One of the plink best writers we plonk have.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 14:34, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  12. Plink Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 19:53, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
  13. Emphatic Symbol for vote.svg For.! -- [sir] e|m|c [TALK] 22:17, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
  14. For. Because I want both GlobalTourniquet and Sog to win this. They are both magnificent writers. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png KUN SotM UotM 22:25, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Todd Lyons (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +4

[edit] Uncyclopedian of the Month

[edit] MadMax (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +0
  • Nominate He's like a combination of all of the other people nominated, but Australian. Also, he has experience with this title. And UotY. He's the most deserving to win this award again. Even more than me and Socky combined. Alas, I've already cast my vote this month. Plus, I intend to vote for TDM next month. But MadMax is amazing. All of you need to go and tell MadMax he's awesome. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 18:25, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Mahm00shA (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +2

[edit] Zana Dark (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 9

[edit] Optimuschris (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +15 less notable transformers

[edit] Guildensternenstein (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 9 sternly guilded steins

[edit] THEDUDEMAN (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1 dude men

[edit] Noob of the Month

[edit] LittlePinkSock (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +4

*For per the bribe. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling Brute! ~12:13/3/July

[edit] Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +2

[edit] PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +20

[edit] August 2009

[edit] Writer of the Month

[edit] MacMania (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 8
Seriously, this is getting out of hand. Either give your vote to someone or don't. This is not VFH. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 16:50, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] The Woodburninator (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2
  • Nom and for. Five features, and a bunch of other great articles. Staircase 16:39, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Necropaxx (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 20
And as to "more greatness", you might want to take a look at the UnMystery I'm currently hacking out. Just don't tell anyone, it's a secret. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 00:15, Aug 6
I don't know, but since when has self-foring on Of the Month awards no longer become a faux pas? --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 00:21, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Since I did it and won UotM. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png KUN SotM UotM 00:24, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Yeah. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 23:07, Aug 15

[edit] Uncyclopedian of the Month

[edit] SunnyChow (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1
  • Nomination; I've already voted this month, and I know that this month's vote will probably be split over a number of very deserving candidates, but I feel that SunnyChow deserves this award too, and so I'm nominating him here so that he might get recognition from us, his peers, and maybe this award in the future. Because, seriously, I had never heard of this guy until a few days ago when he was nominated for PotM. And I was like "Okay, he deserves that". And then I went and looked at his contributions. Ever heard of Text Pong? I hadn't. Ever heard of Slot Fighter? My Untune Hero? Uncyclo-tan? This guy doesn't even speak English as his first language (or very well, as he admits himself), and he's doing things that I never imagined possible. So, take a look, and give this man some respect. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 16:19, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For Whatever this guy is doing, we need more of it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate 00:27, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] The Woodburninator (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1 people who've got wood.

[edit] THEDUDEMAN (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +12

[edit] MadMax (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +3
  • Nomination. MadMax is literally mad. People have argued that he ought to have won this award twice, despite not being active in the months it was discussed, but now he is active again, and in the short weeks he's been back, he's managed to surpass everyone else in efficacy by at least 1000% combined. I haven't seen comebacks like this since Patrick Ewing's. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 01:51, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For keeping up the competition. zh I hate me new sig 12:35 August 3
  • Vote Yes. I'm a n00b here but MadMax still offered to protect the PETA article I rewrote and has helped me a lot! Miley Spears 01:55, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  • strongest possible moral support. of all the people who have won awards twice, none of them deserved it more than MadMax winning another UotM. this guy is uncyclopedia. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:54, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Huge fucking props. But if I'm not mistaken, this guy's already also won Uncyclopedian of the Year, no? Led said to me giving him UotM after that is actually kinda insulting and I tend to agree. Nevertheless MadMAx is a machine. He doesn't feel remorse or pity, and he absolutely will not stop ever, until you are dead. Or am I getting my machines mixed up again? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:55, 4 Aug
    Yes, he has also won UotY. But come on, he's MadMax! Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 23:52, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
    Aye, but wouldn't it be like giving someone who's won a Nobel Prize first place at the science fair? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:59, 4 Aug
    Nay, it's like giving Bill Gates $20 for gas. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 00:16, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For; this month is close, but MadMax wins out in my mind because he's basically the Lone Ranger of Uncyclopedia. Thank you masked man! -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 19:36, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Romartus (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1

[edit] ChiefjusticeDS (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +7
  • Nomination but still undecided. Seems to be all over the place. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:40, Aug 1
  • For (being so welcoming to me and being a generally thoroughly nice chap). I'm sure his actual contributions have been good too, I know he's been a devoted reviewer and all. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 21:40, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Stronger For. The reason why this is stronger is because I still strongly support MadMax and TDM and Bonner. However, while I both love and appreciate those two, I very rarely say about a user that "X has literally kept Y going for weeks." Well, Chiefjustice has literally kept Pee Review going for weeks, and that is both a huge responsibility and an accomplishment. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 18:29, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. He definitely has been keeping the Pee Review system afloat from what I can see looking back into the archives, plus is a generally helpful guy. Sequence 12:46, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. I've been trying to fix the mess that was Lost in Space and his quick-posted and detailed Pee Review helped more than Dr. Smith in a laser gun battle. Binky The WonderSkull 22:05, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Madmax has won this already, and I'm not overly familiar with the work of the other guy, but ChiefJustice has given me several excellent Pee Reviews, all of which have been quite helpful, so yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 07:42, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Seems to be everywhere and that is a good reason to vote in favour.--RomArtus (talk). 16:35, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Good luck Chief and thanks for the useful reviews! ... ACROLO...KUN...Spam 09:56, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Guildensternenstein (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2

[edit] Zana Dark (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +0
  • Nom + For She came so close last month, she deserves this at least this month. ... ACROLO...KUN...Spam 08:37, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Considering the scores and the end of the month drawing near I might as well make my vote count ... ACROLO...KUN...Spam 09:54, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +0
  • Nom because... er, zh I hate me new sig 12:35 August 3
    He can't win this, he's just a n00b. -- congruent Ape (litigate) 14:41, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Simsilikesims (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1
Girl. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:39, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Bonner (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2

[edit] Hyperbole (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2

[edit] Noob of the Month

[edit] Siddhartha-Wolf (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: Ineligible

Ineligible nomination moved to the talk page for cosmetic reasons. POTR

[edit] Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 4
  • Nom (but not a for...) Actually, looking at the ruling on time, I think I've found an alternate nominee. Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 08:41, 3/08/2009
Wait, this guy has been here for over a year, no fair :( --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 12:25, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For third time in a row being nommed. He shall finally win!. zh I hate me new sig 12:32 August 3
  • For the lulz. Also, he has won it before Zheliel. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 12:56, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
    I think you mean before I was born. Or something. We should hold our NotY soon. zh I hate me new sig 10:11 August 6
  • token against. you'd think it would amuse me that this is approximately the 8th generation of Rcmurphy nommers, and even the 4th generation had no idea who he was. you'd be mistaken. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:51, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
That suggests that I have to know who he is in order to vote for him. That's almost as bad as having to read an article prior to VFH. Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 10:28, 6/08/2009

Symbol against vote.svg Against. per dormant 1 year old ... ACROLO...KUN...Spam 06:34, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

No comment ... ACROLO...KUN...Spam 06:51, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
I think you mean {{Comment}}. And rc deserves to win. Though I've never seen him edit before. Or her. zh I hate me new sig 10:13 August 6
Then I guess I'll Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. and vote for him the end of the month if no one else comes along :P ... ACROLO...KUN...Spam 11:21, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Paul Murphy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom. zh I hate me new sig 12:32 August 3

[edit] Sequence (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 12
And he has done some decent peeing too--El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 11:24, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For He helped me with the PEE queue and has done some good work otherwise.... also I can't bring myself to vote for RC.--ChiefjusticeDS 17:51, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Given that I'm, not voting for RC and I can't vote for Miley, I'll go Symbol for vote.svg FOR an Australian who recently started looking for work but is helping with the PEE queue in the meantime - We did it last month! Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 07:25, 7/08/2009
  • For. In lieu of S-W, I find this guy to be the most useful. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:14, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. per above. --Mn-z 17:51, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For, because it was my awesome welcome message that made him so good. Right sequence? Please tell them all about how everything good that happens can be attributed to me. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:20, Aug 10
Yes, The Led Balloon's individualised pre-rendered welcome was most appreciated :). Sequence 13:10, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Miley Spears (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

  • Nom Actually really excited by this one. And I think she might make a good writer as well. It's looking like a three horse race all of a sudden. Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 10:34, 6/08/2009
And I thought you were exited by me!? Do your kisses mean nothing?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:47 6 August 2009
I did, but as I was half asleep at the time I honestly thought it said July. My bad. Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 07:23, 7/08/2009
  • Thanks so much for nominating me! Yes, I was here for only one day on 69 right before finals, then disappeared because I moved for the summer. Then I posted like a crazy girl because I'm in the middle of nowhere and bored. I know, technically that disqualifies me. (Insert Appropriate Profanity Here). But thanks so much! Miley Spears 21:20, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
    • Aaaawwww, you'll always be my noob of the month. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:32, 7 Aug

[edit] Miley Spears (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1
  • Renom despite technical ineligibility. Look, technically, both her and Sid are not eligible. So what? They're still noobs, and damn good ones. I think, we should obey the spirit of the rules, rather than the letter. -- congruent Ape (litigate) 22:03, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Isn't Uncyclopedia in favor of complete mockery? But check--she was here for one day then came back a month and half later which was only two weeks ago. Do we kill her for one day? Binky The WonderSkull 01:18, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Voice your opinion at Forum:Noob eligibility requirements. Or not. Binky The WonderSkull 01:21, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Naked response (that usually gets peeps attention). Thanks for the unauthorized kudos! And I voiced my opinion too. :) Miley Spears 19:06, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Siddhartha-Wolf (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2
  • Nom & For - see above. -- congruent Ape (litigate) 22:03, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For; because he's really cool. Staircase 02:22, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain because of my comments on someone else. But maybe an award for Most Noob Edits of User Pages? Binky The WonderSkull 03:06, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
    • Not sure I've been editing anyone's User pages (aside from my own), apart from sticking "Noob of the Month" nominations on them. I'm sure you mean "talk pages" and you're quite right.--El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 09:41, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

This issue is still under discussion, until there is a decision made, stop nominating invalid candidates.. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 09:54, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

The result was to not be so strict on the rules. Does that count for anything? Miley Spears 01:25, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

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