Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/my article
"7" is a pagan religion found in the west United states. Followers of 7 annot say any other number then seven. if they say any other word, they will be be beaten 7 times with 7 bats on July 7, 7777 at 8:18:17(7 hours 77 minutes 77 seconds).
In order to gain repentance they must shape their bodys into a 7, rip up 7 sheets of paper into 7 pieces, and write "7" on each piece. Then they must place each piece into the shape of a seven all the while chanting "sevensevensevenseven" then they must light 7 candles with seven different matches and pour out seven piles of wax in a circle. This procedure may be accompinied with a repeating sound track of MC Hammers "Can't touch this".
--Kshashimoto 20:42, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
For one, you don't need 3 empty lines seperating sections.
There should be at least 7. Secondly, clean up that thing. The article is unbelievably messy. Thirdly, expand on the jokes. Make a reference to something; associate the cult of seven with a real cult or conspiracy theorist or something. I hope I don't sound rude, but there are some who would label you a n00b and do bad things to you because of it. Read some of the Featured Articles, then hurry back to 7 and clean it up before anybody sees it. Write a joke, act like a bloke, go out for a smoke, chop down an oak, give your feet a good soak, don't, for god's sake, write any damn rhymes. -- 08:27, 28 October 2006 (UTC)