May 31st - And Jesus wept
A Message From God - God is kinda a douchebag.
Katy Perry - LOL SHE KISSED A GIRL!!!!11
Somari - ICU'd as the author seems willing to ask for help and make a good faith effort.
Super hot sauce
Places south of Seoul... like ... ummmm...
May 30th - The day that was 13 hours late
World in Conflict
File:Hore.jpg - we are not ED - cyberbullying
New York Knicks
Hamilton and Bothwell Railway - Lack of funny and possibly a Wikipedia c/p.
Bothwell, South Lanarkshire
Hamilton, South Lanarkshire
May 29th - It's on like a sleeping drunk
Mark longworth - null
Red Dead Redemption
Final Fantasy XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVIIICM-2
UnNews:Thomas Alva Edison wets his bed -- Anon tries toilet humor on UnNews
Wakka - This is possibly the coolest article ever.
Modern wafare 2
May 28th - Black or white? Clearly one is better than the other.
User:Multiliteralist/HowTo:Let down your readers moved to main
Hanna Montana Experience
Fanboy and chumchum
File:Pompeya erotica6.jpg - Disgusting!
HowTo:Grow your own Hitler
Guitar Hero V: Legend of Emo
Anglerfish - It's not a bad little article IMO; could even be good with better formatting. Hence, ICU. :-)
May 27th - Why are there no clothes devoted to a wizard in the Uncyclopedia store?
May 26th - Uncyclopedia merchandise is now on sale! And I'm actually buying!
File:EdFish.jpg - Duplicate image.
Troy E Bell - Nobody cares.
Captain Malfunction - WIP saves it for now --ChiefjusticeDS 23:36, May 26, 2010 (UTC)
File:VIRGINS.jpg - I'm pretty sure this was just a vanity thingy...
About super mario - Not funny (seriously, this is factual) and not in English.
Night Elf Mowhawk
Arsonal Sperm Society(A.S.S.)
Flat coat retriever
The hutchins School
Center Grove High School
May 25th - Best illustrated extended. Big whoop.
Uncyclopedia talk:Pee Review/HowTo:Make an Article That Will Get Deleted - Completely irrelevant
May 24th - Listy list.
File:Spinach-ham-and-parmesan-quiche.jpg - Unused
Game:Create A Game/chucknorris
Template:NavBar - User request
Bruschetta - No one cares about some chick who rejected you.
Little Green Bag
File:Earnest Pays To Have Sexb.jpg - Disgusting!
File talk:P47 stoat.jpg
File:Isabellawithnigel.png - Disgusting!
May 23rd - No, I did not buy that thing
Yarg the Gingerbread Man
Russia vs US
College Of Engineering trivandrum - page blanked by author
User:Multiliteralist/Thomas Alva Edison - a man to measure - moved to main
May 22nd - So, did you buy that thing?
David from QLD
1ownwindex1 - runescape vanity, we really don't care
Birkenhead - wikipedia c/p
User:HELPME - Sorted out now. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:07, May 22, 2010 (UTC) - You're the worst, Chief. --HELPME
Who could possibly make God? 'cause it ruins the joke
May 21st - 4890M903F454
File:Cameron kirk bellinger 2.mp3
File:Cameron kirk bellinger.mp3
Cameron kirk bellinger - Fine, if Chief doesn't want me to have fun, then fuck it.
Imperial Penguin Army
May 20th - YOU IZ GOAT TEH PWN'D!
Kimbo Slice - ICU
U.S. Route 66
Geraldton - ICU
Kings of France
Awesome the Hedgehog
Operation Ivy - Wikipedia spork
UnNews:BP 'part of consipracy to reconcile USA and Cuba' claims Glenn Beck (redirect) (delete) - Spike shortened headline
File:Zack afonin.jpg - Duplicate image.
File:Drago.jpg - Duplicate image.
May 19th - and why gild the lily?
Ford Model T when was it invented - What? I don't even...
Halloween X: Michael Myers vs. Jigsaw vs. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Darth Vader vs. Michel Jackson vs. Chuck Norris vs. Rambo
That super lame callsign on Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Multiplayer
May 17th - Did articles died?
Lestat De Lioncourt
FARRRRRT - Weak concept that won't get any better.
Grant Imahara - Blaned by creator.
May 16th - Stop scratching yourself. Just lay down and take it.
Name of state, province, or country
"Alan D Price"
Edgar Alen Poe
David Oilysmug Cameron
Smurf Wars (redirect) (delete)
Mario kart wii
The Cake is a lie
May 15th - Everyone, boycott Arizona! They don't want you studying Latinas... IN YOUR BED!!
Ups turck - Sounds painful and unsanitary.
May 14th - Know who is gay? Yur mum, LULZ!!!
It's actually me
User:John Lydon/RCcola - Recreated at different title
Isac newton - Dirty fucking lies.
May 13th - Got chlamydia?
UnNews:Tribune Media Announces Termination of Little Orphan Annie, (redirect) (delete) - Spike shortened headline
Tiberius Viris - Vanity.
Thompson middle school
God of War 3
Jamie hyneman - Vanity of a vandal from years past.
Port jackson - mostly a wikipedia c/p
May 12th - Mystery Science Theatre 3000!
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
File:Photo on 2010-04-30 at 21.21 -2.jpg
May 11th - Just when I thought I was out... They pulled me back in
Penis enlargement methods
Darcy keane - more vanity
Chris dooley - more vanity
Jack hurst - vanity
Dakota brown - vanity
Julian simpson - vanity
YOUR TOO SLOW!!
The petroleum institute
May 10th - PLS everybody! Maybe you could actually write something good for once...
Battelfield bad company 2
Mass Maritime Acadamy
User talk:Zheliel/guestbook - again, something completely irrelevant.
Duckist - Stupid redirect for Duck
May 9th - Wikia appreciation day
MORDILLO U PIECE OF DONKEY SHIT, I FUCKING HATE HATE HATE U!
May 8th - so where's summer?
User:Hawthorn Peebles/Image Gallery
User:Joe SheA/My userboxes -Created by an IP, not them, no content. Same for the two above.
Imperial Colonization/Gallery/Discordianism I maked a mistake agains (user request)
Joel and Miriam - random nonsense
The end of the world prank
The Big Wank™
A circle deh shootin'
May 7th - Fucking Tories... They've ruined my nephew's 7th birthday...
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnTunes:Goodbye facebook screen (Social Networking the wind) (again) - request withdrawn
Connor Kincaid - looks like cyberbullying to me
User talk:Zheliel/guestbook - what does this have to do with anything?
May 6th - How do I cure homos?
David Oilysmug Cameron - Bullshit Tory propaganda!
Happytimes/Temples/YMSCIHMF! user request, reason "Ooops!"
Editors to the Falls (Single)
Game:Create A Game/mudkip/random
Game:Pokemon (Pirated Engrish Version) - shoulda been deleted 2 months ago
Portal:Television/Things you can do
May 5th - An African or European Swallow?
User:126.96.36.199 - IP userpage
You're a good man charlie brown
May 4th - Where we're going, we don't need roads
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER! ... NO!!!!!! I love this! *sniff* ~ Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π ~ 05 May 2010 ~ 02:42 (UTC)
I HOPE U ALL DIE
Category:Dildo - This category currently contains no pages or media.
File:Blocked from editing?.png - I uploaded this image to bring something to CheifJustice's attention. I don't need it anymore. --Wilytank 22:35, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
May 3rd - PPPPPPPPP
ICarly Exposed - not very clever
How to:rob a bank
List of things I've stuck my dick into
Kenny west vs cleveland jr
May 2nd - Much funniness
UnNews:Blah Blah Blah
Star wars galexys
I stuffed a bannana up my cock
UnNews:I love you, You love me.