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October 31: It's candy time!

The Bad Boys Club (season 1) - NOT FUNNY
I'm going to beat your daughter senseless if you don't pay this ransom. First we'll cut off her fingers, one by one. Then her toes. We'll dig out her eyes with her own fingers, then stuff them down her throat.
Your penis
Dodgeball Massacre of 1332
Category:People who are old
Undictionary:®ån∂oµ †¥πing
Miner Sixty-Niner
User:Shabidoo/UnNews:Bad things have happened recently

October 30: Riding a horse backwards SACK FULL OF WET COCKS Vandalism goes below.

RoboCop/TroubleshootingRoboCop/Credits‎ - All three became just, RoboCop --Nikau 01:18, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
User:Djwattsy101/2011 Formula One Season - deleted before as it was a sock magnet, needs to be create protected.
Nick Swardson - Meh.
Portal 2
James Barr - ??????????????????????????????

October 29th - "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

List of Internet phenomena - got vfded, should be deleted - Please not this was created by a sysop. --User:Frosty/sig4 
European Qualification of the 2006 Bloodbath World cup - Salt this shit
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User:Simsilikesims/Unscripts:Access Denied Error (redirect) (delete)
Cyrus john
Politics and Government
User talk:Jeackyxee1987 - Spam
Talk:Transportation Security Administration estimates - A shameless whoring of some fucking handbags
User talk:MrΝ9000 - Vigilance. (This is not really MrN9000, it uses a greek N or something)
  I can welcome my own sockpuppets, darnit! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 02:25, 29 October 2011
File:Sexy lawn mower.jpg

October 28th - So I'm lookin' at him like: "You prick, cock sucker. Who's the one, that hadda wine and dine dis fuckin' DUNCE. I'm not even in the front door and you're eatin' the bitch!"

Template:Sbtop/vandalismonwheels - ????????????????????????????????????????????????
Nolan Roberts
Phil Thompson Mr. Nosey
Qualification of the 2006 Bloodbath World cup - This is not an article, this is random statistics
American Pie (movie)
Spongebob Squarepants Vs. Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!
Popunders - Would serve better on Illogicopedia
The International Council of Manhood, Ltd.
The Owls are not what they seem

October 27th - I'll tell ya a little story, alright? I'm comin' home with this...DISH-RAG WHORE the other night. And I'm not even in the front door, and my DOG is humpin' her leg and he's got his face in her snatch!

User:EpicAwesomeness/Jim Carrey (redirect) (delete)
Dandenong high school
Jim Carrey (redirect) (delete) About to move my PLS entry to mainspace (finally remembered) and this little fucker's blocking the door.
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Dick yogurt
Halo - Read the QVFD rules very very carefully. This isn't blatantly crappy, it isn't one or two lines long. It shouldn't be added here.   
--ChiefjusticeDS 09:48, October 27, 2011 (UTC) 

October 26th - No.

Cum Bucket - Almost
Michael Carbery - I saw this guy in the woods today

October 25th - I'll beeeee callin' you back, in an hour, BACK, get it?!

Gomeriaanse griep‎‎
Le coup du spaghetti
User:Pikalovr - Cyberbullying.
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/HowTo:Make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
Colin sidley

October 24: PONIES!!!!!

Enemy numbers
Allison Harvard - Cute
User talk:TheSlyFox/Navi - Don't really need this.
Kerser - vanity

October 23rd - I'm a Kitty

Forum:I will kill your fucking users - .............................

October 22nd - LARGE COCKS

Joe is homo
Cara Douglas
BASE Jumping
Knuckles the Echidna
Bum crack - ................
Dagedar codes
Game:On the Run/Look at robber

October 21st - For some reason, all the dolls got the same name "Judy". You ever get a blowjob by a plastic doll? And then you POP her.

File:Apple with bite.gif
Harold Straddlebeamer

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User talk:Shabidoo/Door handle - since I'm moving it out of userspace, it will create an orphaned talkpage.
File:Muammar_Gaddafi_plays_chess.jpg - A History of Failure
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Boolean logic
Asteroids (redirect) (delete)
Asteriod (redirect) (delete)
Boolean logic
Gerber DeLeon-Perez

October 20th - She spread eagle, I pinned her legs behind her head like Bugs fuckin' Bunny and plowed away.

Category:Billy Ray
Roger hodgson
GIF Image - not funny now, won't be funny tomorrow, it'll never be funny
User:Sloublues/The Socks - just a redirect now

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Southern Drawl
Summer Holidays
Rahat khan
Black Friday
UnScripts:Speed Un:Revenge of the prolific writer
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Claudia Liebner - ????????????????????????
World of tanks

October October 19th: ...

Miami Dolphins
John Key - ChiefJusticeDS had deleted this article 2 times already. It Fails QA.
Essex - Recreated deleted content.
Jodee blanco - Abuse of WIP tag. There are no links anywhere.
User:Nikau/Intercontinental ballisti (redirect) (delete)
Johann picard - Recreated deleted material

October 18th is the date. Not October 17th, nor October 19th. Tis October 18th.

Skull of hands

October 17th - I hate Mondays.

Torin Hyland
David vardy - Lovely.
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Undictionary:Hoosier Daddy
Parkway drive

October 16th - In before Roman Dog Bird

Undictionary:Hoosier Daddy

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The Wanted Discography/Articles about stuff
Shippensburg, Pennsylvania
Lavender - {{ICU}}
QR code - {{WIP}}
UnNews:Team Rocket Captures Pikachu, Ash Commits Suicide
User:Bizzeebeever/monobook.css - unneeded test
User:Bizzeebeever/common.css - unneeded test
Jerry springer (redirect) (delete)

October 15th - Do you know how many chicks Christopher Columbus fucked when he got here? You know how he GOT HERE, but you don't know the good shit!

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3DS (redirect) (delete)
Nintendo 3ds (redirect) (delete)
Jerry Springer Show (redirect) (delete)
Polio (redirect) (delete)
Ppl (redirect) (delete)
Peopel (redirect) (delete)
Person (redirect) (delete)
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Regular People (redirect) (delete)
Classic Cylons (redirect) (delete)
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[[:Talk:HowTo:Make your Uncyclopedia article appear longer than it really is/unreadable]]

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I drink my own jizz - not this again. PLEASE. - Currently on VFH, Zb
Uncyclopedia:VFH/I drink my own cum - Just vote against it, Zb
I drink my own cum - Lovely - its back again, pls protect the title. - Currently on VFH, Zb
HD 85512 b
Family Show of Life

October 14 - All hail the new poopsmith!

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Retinal migraine
Miss Duffy
Dinkle tomcat
Jared the crev turner
User talk:Lovechongzi


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User:Mnid (redirect) (delete) - A link to a blocked user's userpage
Bangs and gash
Baggy fanny
Wayne ronney - He's not fat!
Man bear pig

October 12th - I fuck people who play golf.

Hot Air Balloons
Michael Rosen
We Are Not A Gang (Really)

October 11th - Well, I, uhhh, subsequently have pebbles in my ass.

File:Grammar Nazi Logo.jpg it's old; new version at File:Grammarnazilogo.png
UnDebate:is sociopathy a societal conspiracy theory
Zmajolike kokoši - I thought this was the English Uncyc...
Billy Smith - vanity
Hero factory
The Great Redneck Revolution - ...

October 10th - I could go for a nice shit pie, and wash it down with a chocolate shit shake.

Made in Chelsea - It's pants.
Arpad Gaal
Arpad gaal
Shortland Street - The date headers are becoming weirder by the day :S

October 9th - You ever eat a chick with a mesquite flavored pussy?

File:Funeral.png kill the old version please
Haven't seen for a while and I tell him touching o
Category talk:Atheism - ?????????????????????????????????
Perf (redirect) (delete)
Dhaka - I, again found more deleted content recreated. So don't ban for doing this.
International Dress Like a Douchebag Day
Bugs Bunny - Recreated deleted conetent again.
Rawiri Kapa-Hakeney
User talk:Titinizaijianmasarap - Permabanned for uploading Child Porn
Talk:Please delete this page - ZB forgot to delete this. So I added it here.
The Nerd king

October 8th - My new fantasy: I want someone to do the black man handshake on my prick.

Teenage induction
File:264326 159805584093352 100001917338253 354316 7287602 n.jpg  - Nude children. Ban this freak.
Jamol jns
Zaijian jaranilla
Beslan Circus - Normally someone would put an ICU tag on this but making fun of a hostage situation and lacking any sort of humor whatsoever just seems wrong
BMW - More shit that keeps being recreated from an expired tag. PLEASE PROTECT IT
User:Teh Sheep Meep - no

October 7th - Bette Midler shits Yodels, nobody believes me.

Frank Gehry - what the -
Attempt to offer some information into how to purc - O-M-G
Gsdes whoops
Game:Run Your Own Store
Bill Windows
RIT - Copy of article deleted because of expired tag.
Erectile disfunction
User:Nikau/UnNews:President Obama 'hopeful' to avoid double-dip supernova - mainspaced.

October 6th - My new chick works at Pizza Hut. Maybe later I'll stop and smell her pussy.

User:Xamralco/HowTo:Spell Potato - Author request --User:Xamralco/sig 00:24, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
2011 Formula One Season
Makes no sense (redirect) (delete) - Vigilance.
Laurence Hayward

October 5th - Boy, I'd love to fuck ya in the cunt, mouth and asshole

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Vasco Rossi -  making way for new article. Taken care of.
.hack (series)
I wnt anul secks wth Roman Dog Burd
Tan chye neo - Mum is dumb
I wnt anul secks wth Roman Dog Burd - あら
Jacob corbett
Thomas the tank engine
Ben herdan - Cyberbullin'
User talk:Mnid (redirect) (delete) - Vigilance.
The effect of hamsters on society {{WIP}}
Rotten kid theorem (redirect) (delete) - redirect to userspace
Paul Denk
The Mysteries of Alfred Hedgehog

October 4th - Every zombie nightmare I have, I'm naked at a hockey game!

Alphonso Von Clockstein
HowTo:Write in annoying bold red text and piss everyone off
Les Paul
Padraig Keating
Arkansas razorbacks
Minecraft pig
Types of geeks - Forget about the ICU, it was written by a guy who created much of the above pages
Eternal Rage
Minecraft cow 
Jack Wilshere
October 3rd
Distaster Movies - ICU

October 3: This statement is false

User:Xamralco/Schist - Author request --User:Xamralco/sig 23:10, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
User:Xamralco/HowTo:Be unfunny - Author request --User:Xamralco/sig 22:59, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
European Union
User:Mattsnow/HowTo:Snowboard - Won't need it anymore, although you may like the pic that's on there.
Alan feehely
Everton Football Club Fans - I'd like to say this is recreated crap, but they didn't even bother to copypasta it...
Battlefield bad company 2
User:Sog1970/Bez (redirect) (delete)
Bad Boys Club - another recreate
User:Frosty/IP - Vigilance.
User:Frosty/Anuswax - Doing a userspace cleanup. I don't wish to be associated with this any longer.
User:Frosty/Random Establishment - Vigilance.
User:Frosty/Random Username - Vigilance.
User:Frosty/random story - Vigilance.
Talk:Moldova - wtf

October 2: I'm a rubber chicken

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Bonobo monkey
User:Lollipop/About Me - User request. --User:Lollipop/sig5  - updated on 2 October 2011, at 18:18  
Azumanga Daioh - FFW recreated content.
Mongrel mob
Andrew cheung
Fernando arevalo
B.M.W - Recreation of deleted material
Indiana Jones and the Typical University-level Dig (redirect) (delete)
Worst 100 Future Disasters You Can't Do Anything About - (How come nobody made an article about ME being gay--I'm not really, but that's beside the point...)
Regular Show (redirect) (delete) - redirect to userspace
Talk:Nina Hartley
User talk: - Vigilance.
Lollipop is gay
Thekillerfroggy is gay
Frosty is gay - *yawn*
MadMax is gay
Olipro is gay
Mhaille is gay
Zombiebaron is gay
RAHB is gay
ChiefjusticeDS is gay
Roman Dog Bird is gay

October 1: Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third, I've always loved you.

Talk:Moldova - poop poop pooop
Nina Hartley - poop
Birmingham v Reading: FA Cup final 2006 - no
Cheddar - Hahahaha!!! OMG!!!
House of Anubis
North Korea is Best Korea!
Real-Time Strategy
William ShatHisPants
Sidharth johar - Blatent vanity
File:Blue Balls go bye bye.gif
HowTo:Form a Progressive Rock Band