February 29th ~ Fact: Only three percent of all people have faces.
Alabama Dreams ~ ICU
29th of February
John Wayne Gacy
Thingy - This is not being to be reviewed. Shit on it POOP!
Less than kaje
Sea sick steve
Jimmy eat world
All Time Low - Wuf.
Black Jesus ~ I see no problem here.
February 28th - The going gets tough from the getgo go man go oh brother not another mother fucker gotta go now
Gramar - no humour whatsoever ~ ICU
HowTo:Sell your soul to the devil ~ WIP
Matias - horrible attempt at vanity
Why is luggen so fucked up
Margrethe queen of Denmark
Birmingham upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea
West Bromwich upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea
Dudley upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea
Coventry upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea
I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT RAHB TEA. SHELL I PISS ON YOUR TEA
February 27 ~ I like how British people say leather (or any other word).
Tim in mango - sigh
Westy - Another one that should've been in user-space
Di wang - Should've been in user space
User Tasmania IS A DIRTY FUCKIN SHIT
USER TASMANIA DIE WITH TUMOR BASTARD
File:MEG.PNG - uploaded by Meg Erotic Group
Category:Porn_groups_created_by_wankers - sigh
Ava Lambert - vanity
Ronald Reagan - lovely
Worlds hardest math problem - more like World's dumbest article
Robert Lawrence Larke
Robin van persie
Cheesey rat - This has construction but it sux.
Miley slut cyrus
Elliot Pearce - Din't see this one.
Mmmmmmmm - Mmmmm.
Inspira - The page already has ICU and is quite long.
February 26th - I just don't know what went wrong.
File:Family guy peter puke.gif - I won't need it. Links to nothing. -Mattsnow
user:Aleister in Chains/Nigger Talk HowTo: I think a vandal put it there.
User:PuppyOnTheRadio\Thinking outside the box (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/temp (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/UnBooks:Where do babies come from? (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Lego2 (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Lego (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/HowTo:Be Happy (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Cat (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Big Butte Creek (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Game Stuff (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Binary (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/7/2 (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/4/3 (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/4/2 (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/4/1 (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/0/1 (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/0/3 (redirect) (delete)
User:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea/I like to eat Frosty's diarrhea - My mistake.
I like to eat Frosty's diarrhea
User Frosty is my absolute GOD and I like to be used by him as his personal toilet. Please Frosty let me eat your shit
User Frosty is my absolute GOD and I like to be used by him as his personal toilte. Please Frosty let me eat your shit
Wikivandal of 21st Century Award (only for morons)
User talk:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea - no
FROSTY: THE EPIC FAIL - wangs
FROSTY PWNED - get out
Frosty (mayor) - um, get out?
Category:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (noble city with unblocked title just to bugger uncy's silly admins)
Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (noble city with unblocked title just to bugger uncy's silly admins) - no
Category:Shit-towns in England - fuck fof
Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Nothing (stupid city without milfs)
User:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea - fuck off
February 25th - Under a pale grey sky, we shall ARISE
User:EpicAwesomeness/I can't wait for the old one to be unlocked Brings tears to my eyes, really.
User:EpicAwesomeness/Function (redirect) (delete)
User:You mad Roman Dog Bird? (redirect) (delete)
User talk:Stud Fighter Againist Vandalz
User:Stud Fighter Againist Vandalz
Roman Dog Bird (mayor)
Category:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (very noble city in which there are lots of milfs and make me wank every hour)
Wut J Tod Ward
WWW Wolverine Wolverhampton Ward
Roman Dog Turd Ward
Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (very noble city in which there are lots of milfs and make me wank every hour)
Template:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea
Cum together, right now, over me
February 24th - "UH!" - Tom G. Warrior
Category:Grueslayer PvP - unused
User:Frosty/The Caste System - I like stole this shit when it was really shit and tried to make it better, can't be fucked with it.
Evil crocodile king
Death by protein - No
Template:Infinite recursion - fuck.
Template:Infinte recursion - test complete
Binsbergen space time distortion device
February 23rd - TO THE LEFT!!! (TO THE LEFT!)
ROMAN DOG TURD DOESN'T LIKE MATURE PICS CUZ HE IS A FAGGOT. A SUPER FAGGOT. HEY TURD, I'M WANKING ON THIS PICS, IF YOU DONT YOU'RE A FAGGOT ASD LOL ROTFL - here we go again
UnNews:Sycamore copulates with own mom, arrested for bestiality (redirect) (delete)
UnNews:Local Kitten Huffer gets shot down!
Durdel - sigh
Nathan newby - WTF?
Category:Pictures with EugeneKay's green dong in them - Recategorizing contained images
User:EugeneKay/Wanker of the Month/Votebox
User:EugeneKay/Wanker of the Month/Award
User:EugeneKay/Wanker of the Month/Previous Voting
User:EugeneKay/Wanker of the Month/Active Voting
User:EugeneKay/Wanker of the Month/Inactive Voting
User:EugeneKay/Wanker of the Month
User:EugeneKay/Uncyclopedian Corpses/Status Reports
User:EugeneKay/Thanks/Circular saw against
User:EugeneKay/Beg For Credits
Keep movin' along, punk - horrible desperate attempt at trying to be funny
Cali kerstein - Vanity crap, literally 2 people saying how much they love each other over and over. It's quite funny :D
February 22 ~ When a dude gets a sex change, what do they to with the leftover dick? Like, is there a landfill somewhere full of leftover dicks?
Tankworld - spam spam spam spam spam spam
Total fucking dumbass
File:Screamerrrrrr.GIF - Does not work. It is supposed to flash a picture after 40 seconds but it doesen't.
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/4/4 (redirect) (delete)
User talk:I stick things in Roman Dog Bird's anus - ditto
User:I stick things in Roman Dog Bird's anus - um... nobody cares (except maybe RDB)
John Cena WWE
Bronies - gay
HowTo:Give good sex - lawl
HowTo:Kill a Grue - Its about grues, it must die.
February 21 ~ I like big urethras and I cannot lie!
Tommy Wisaue - stupid indeed
Mudkip taken care of
Jaden litke - Cyberbullying or something
Landshark - cool story bro
February 20th - Spam goes here please
Chet Atkins ~ ICU
Chet atkins - and more vanity
Shawn Schuessler - even more vanity
Henderson, kentucky - literally nothing
Undictionary:Fiona McCutcheon - more vanity
Tom Clark - vanity
Dubstep - spam/stupidity/general retardation
Rawr - spam stupidity
Avatar the last airbender
William allen - vanity
User talk:188.8.131.52 - no
User talk:184.108.40.206 - yeah no
Littleton Panel - cool story bro
February 19th - LICK IT SUCK IT ENJOY IT AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW
UnBooks:Hair Apparent! (redirect) (delete)
Is pie better than cake? - wtf?
File:Trogdor.jpg Can we keep this one? I'll use it on a page right now.
Category:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (noble city) - fuck offffffffff
Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (noble city) - very lame
ROMAN DOG BIRD'S YELLOW DIARRHEA IS MY FAVOURITE DISH - lame
I LIKE TO EAT AND LICK ROMAN'S POOP - ha
DONT BAN ME I WANNA ONLY VANDALIZE UNCY WITH MY CRAP - lol
Dude, i haven't even showered yet. i probably won't go to bed until it's like 4 in the morning (and it's almost 11:00 PM now) - lolollolololol
Roman Big Turd
ROMAN DOG TURD - Well, at least it's self-descriptive
Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea - MAKE IT STOP
The Garfield Talk Show
The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea
User talk:Roman Dog Turd
User:Roman Dog Turd
Category:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea
Roman Dog Bird is a Roman BIG TURD and i'm a fuckin' lame that like to eat shit and suck diarrhea. Roman BIG TURD is a TURD and lick the diarrhea - hahaw
Dudley - no
Category:Wolverhampton upon the Juicy Taste of Diarrhea - nonononononono
Birmingham upon the Juicy Taste of Diarrhea - no
Dudley upon the Juicy Taste of Diarrhea - poooooop
User:Shemappandyou RELOADED - lol cool story bro
February 18th - The birds and the bees and the trees don't compare to your knees, Louise
Wolverhampton upon the Juicy Taste of Diarrhea - die
Wolverhampton upon the Juicy taste of Diarrhea - no
Category:Wolverhampton - shite
Category:The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea
I like the juicy taste of diarrhea - yep, nobody cares
Patrick Ewing Jr.
TEMPALATE:FEATUERDSHIT - WUUUUUUUUUUURP
Macintosh OS 9
Uncyclopedia:VFH/Stairway To Heaven - Since when do we let IPs fiddle with the Uncyclopedia: namespace?
Lemon Cleanse Diet regime - This Fruit In Addition To Its Hidden Abilities - SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
Glider pro - lolwhut
Box Hill, Victoria - I'm not Asian!
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Siri - LOLWUT?
Stuart Snyder - not sure if vanity or not, but it sucks
Trevor - vanity
February 17th - The penis is yummy
Game:OT/KRC/Village/followhim - wurp
Captain America: The First Avenger
Hetalia: Axis Powers Failed userspace project of mine. The IPs found it, so I don't know if I'll ever finish it now. Plus, I'm bored with it...
Razerfanz Genesis - Is it a publicity? Some guy's life story? Anyway, it was just created and there's no jokes at all there.
User:MirelleNail925 - spam (IP created)
MirelleNail925 - spam
February 16th - owen if u see this im gonna cum 2 ur hous and kill u no joke bicth - dave "rave" johnson
Crystal Palace - Probably best to nip this page in the "bum"
S Daniel Prashaanth - Apparent vanity
Tyler The Creator
User:Matthlock/George Carlin: AN EDITORIAL Author request
User talk:ITrollU - Vigilance.
Same asian syndrome
Cult of Ceiling Cat
SY Stone - wp copy
Tetris the Movie
Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedians per dick's length
Category:Users with a big dick a.k.a. Dee Dee Dickwater
February 14 ~ ...
Sonic and the Freedom Fighters
Go Out With A Loser Who Has Never Had A Date Day
File:Colin's Greatest Moment.JPG - goatse fully visible
Jurgen windcaller - Fuckfuckfuckfuck
Josh is fat
February 13th - Federer attempting a volley whilst doing everything he can to avoid tripping over his own penis.
User talk:Lerty (redirect) (delete)
Granite Worktops Hampshire - spam
Cavestory- Oh hell no
Category:You are Dead - Gay empty cat, for gay game that got gayed.
February 12 ~ lol pwned!
User:Xamralco/Je (element) - Author request
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/MySims Wii WTF?
Harry Potter/books (redirect) (delete)
Assalam o alaikum.
UnNews:Captcha drops the F-bomb
Low Carb Diet Recommendations - Reasons to Eliminate Sugar Addiction
UnBooks:Still beefy: The autobiography of Beefy McManstick (redirect) (delete) - redirect to userspace
User:Sycamore/The Byronic Hero (redirect) (delete)
Cape York ~ ICU
February 11 ~ lol cunts
GarethPW (redirect) (delete) - Redirect to userpage
Justin J. Smith
Harry Potter (books)
User:Shabidoo/Extra mega brownie points
February 10 ~ lol dicks
Pizza is awsome
Aidan reilly treat
User talk:Dcsgifts - may as well delete the userpage
Onion News (redirect) (delete)
The Onion News
February 9 ~ View the the pages below with caution, they are certifiable crap.
File:World order.jpg - Don't need it anymore, doesn't link anywhere Mattsnow 20:43, February 9, 2012 (UTC)
Tyler, The creator - Copied from Wikipedia.
Terms and stuff
Skyler Milligan - vanity crap
Being insane ~ WIP
Queensland legal system
February 8 ~ Adults say the FUCKIN' STUPIDEST things...
Why?:Should I be a Nihilist?
The Babe in Black - vanity
Xbox 720 - No. Nope, I don't understand it.
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User:I LIKE TO SWALLOW RAHB'S JUICY DIARRHEA - no no no
Wonderful way to respond to a one-hour ban. I salute your arrogance . RAHB YOU ARE WRONG: I WON'T A ONE-HOUR BAN I WANT ONLY INFINITE BCAUSE I'M A TROLL I LIKE TO BE BANNED AND I LICK TO SUCK YOUR JUICY DIARRHEA. SHIT IN MY MOUTH RAHB - hahaha
February 7 ~ Kids Say the Darndest Things...
Mike stoklasa - spam just spam
Crappy and unnecessary sequels - links to NOTHING
Ocean view highschool
File:JabbaatCourt.jpg - unused duplicate file
Tapeworm (redirect) (delete)
Arrowhead High School
User talk:Lerty- I was looking for a granite contractor, but this one's too far... What are the prices? (May as well delete the user page)
Things government does not want you to know
Category:Towns in Western Australia - lol reduntant
User talk:220.127.116.11 - Numbers don't get talk pages
February 6 ~ No.
TheJDParodies - advertisement
Dynasty warriors online - spam
Jac Harper - vanity.
Rape kit - not funny.
February 5 ~ Can I suck your dick?
South Central Posse - pretty much a retarded advert
Leon S. Kennedy (redirect) (delete)
User talk:Xamralco/God's userpage (redirect) (delete) - orphaned talk page/redirect
User talk:Xamralco/God's userpage/sig - orphaned talk page
February 4th ~ Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'... INTO THE FUTURE!
My Toyota Story
Alvin's great adventure
Tomas ~ ICU
Chloe Grace Moretz
◦consult in-game help
Big Brother America I'm on an evil mood today. ~ ICU
February 3rd - Yummy yummy yummy I got stuff in my tummy, and I'll vomit all over you!
Category:German Anarchist Organization for Helping British People to Destroy the House of Windsor and Restore Anarchomwealth of Britain
German Anarchist Organization for Helping British People to Destroy the House of Windsor and Restore Anarchomwealth of Britain
House of Windsor
Joy to the World
I SAY FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCK DA KWEEN
JOY TO THE WORLD, THE QUEEN IS DEAD! SHE'S ON CORONER'S TABLE! LET'S CUT HER HEAD AND PLAAAY! LET'S USE HER HEAD AS TOOOY! THE HEAD IS ON THE TAAAAAAAAABLE!
Bubba the love sponge
God's userpage/talk - No longer needed
God's userpage/awards - No longer needed
Category:31 January 2012
February 2nd ~ I'm getting tired of doing these almost everyday.
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Derek mindler - copypasta
UnNews:Ahamadinejad says Iran is Ready for Nuclear Alternatives (redirect) (delete)
The Grand Categorizer (redirect) (delete)
HowTo talk:Make a fat girl
Last Thursday (redirect) (delete)
Mr plinkett Nevermind, looks like someone is still working on this. I'll give it an ICU tag.
February 1: Annual 'Forget it, you're probably not going to get a valentine 13 days from now anyway' Day
Category talk:Pictures of naked girls - before blanking, it was porn
The great gabsy
User:Meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow!! - IP created. The content intrigued me
User:Sockalockalock - Created by IP.
Gluten-Free Diet and its Health Advantages
Delta Force (redirect) (delete) - No need for a mainspace redirect to userspace.
User:Jonny appleseed/UnNews:Granny 'Opens a Can' on Somali Pirates redundant
UnNews:Granny 'Opens a Can' on Somali Pirates redirect page to redundancy