| Friendliness: 7 A joy to talk to!
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| Approachability: 7 Very approachable
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| Availability: 7 They're around constantly to help.
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| Helpfulness: 7 Very helpful!
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| Crankiness: 1 Never cranky, always nice.
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| Cruelty: 1 Never cruel.
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| Deleting Crap: 7 Before anyone gets a chance to see it!
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| Deleting Quality: 1 Never.
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| Deleting n00b Articles: 1 This Admin is nice to n00bs.
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| Reverts: 7 Reverts vandalism quickly.
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| Banning n00bs: 1 Only bans n00bs for a good reason.
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| Banning Vandals: 7 Bans vandals quickly!
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| Senseless Bannings: 1 I have never seen them ban anyone that didn't deserve it.
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| Abuse of Power: 1 This admin never abuses their power.
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| Democracy: 7 They count votes fairly.
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| Tyranny: 1 Admin is never harsh nor severe.
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| General Awesomeness: 7 The best admin on Uncyclopedia!
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| Comments: I love this admin!
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| Friendliness: 1 A constant jerk. None worse.
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| Approachability: 1 Like approaching a cactus naked.
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| Availability: 1 They're never around, ever. I feel like they don't care.
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| Helpfulness: 1 This admin once banned me for asking for help.
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| Crankiness: 1 Constantly a crotchety bastard.
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| Cruelty: 7 Sometimes, just for fun, they vandalize my user page.
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| Deleting Crap: 1 Not only don't they delete it, but they also MAKE IT!
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| Deleting Quality: 7 They deleted my most brilliant prose.
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| Deleting n00b Articles: 7 Once deleted all the articles a n00b made without any reason at all, except they were a n00b.
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| Reverts: 1 They never revert anything. Asking once got me banned.
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| Banning n00bs: 7 Sometimes it seems like they go through the list of new users and ban them all.
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| Banning Vandals: 1 They don't care about vandals.
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| Senseless Bannings: 7 I once saw them ban all of AOL for no reason.
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| Abuse of Power: 7 They do whatever they want whenever they want, disregarding votes and never asking what others think. A regular demihitler.
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| Democracy: 1 Sometimes they delete votes they don't like or feature terrible articles.
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| Tyranny: 7 This admin is cruel, severe, and doesn't seem to have a conscience.
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| General Awesomeness: 1 I hate this admin.
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| Comments: This is the worst admin on Uncyclopedia!
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