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This new article of mine needs pictures, preferably some from the latest game (BloodRayne 2) itself. Perhaps someone can help. --stillwaters/Talk 18:37, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

A masterpiece:


--Spintherism 01:11, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

w00t! --stillwaters/Talk 02:56, 27 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Zork/The Movie

This could use a good movie poster, or screen shot, or picture of Pam Anderson nude or something. -Heroicpenguin Zorkmovie.gif

Man, pitch black was deja vuuuuuuuuu. (yah, sucks, replace if ya want!) Splaka 21:07, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Quantum Economics


Can someone make a picture that looks like one of those diagrams of an atom, but with the atom replaced with a dollar sign?--Nytrospawn 19:14, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Howsat? Splaka 22:51, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)
How about a more accurate quantum model? --KP CUN 09:33, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Carpet Munching

Carpet muching 1.jpg
Carpet munching 2.jpg

Could someone 'shop up a humorous pic of someone, preferably a masculine looking female, actually eating or munching on shag carpet? --Family Guy Guy sometime (UTC)

Hbout this? (Oops, how did I screw up the name. Fuck it, close enough.) Not a lot of high-res pictures of masculine women eating (after all of 5 minutes on GIS). If you want perfection, go to wikipedia. Splaka 00:24, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Oh, and here's another, just because.
Thanks! I'll use them both! Family Guy Guy 02:53, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Jon Stewart doing an abortion

Jon Stewart promoting one of his many clinics.

I just did a rewrite of the Jon Stewart article, and I'm looking for a pic of Jon Stewart doing an abortion, or maybe holding an aborted foetus. Something along those lines would be awesome. --TheLibrarian 20:56, 9 Jul 2005 (UTC)

OR maybe him infront of an abortion clinic (planned parenthood sign), handing out money or something...--TheLibrarian 23:32, 9 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Okay, here you go. Less offensive than him actually doing the abortion or any fetus involvement, but still pretty damned funny if I do say so myself. --RadicalX 16:07, 11 Jul 2005 (UTC)

That's freaking awesome, thanks --TheLibrarian 13:03, 12 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Money Pyramid Scheme

Everyone does their best to climb the Money Pyramid.

Can someone make a pyramid with the classes outlined by the article Capitalistic Economy? ---Nytrospawn 01:21, 5 Jul 2005 (UTC)

How 'bout this one? --RadicalX 19:41, 5 Jul 2005 (UTC)

You've done it again, you Maverick of The Photoshop. --Nytrospawn 13:57, 8 Jul 2005 (UTC)


Baked Flesh of Our Lord Snack Crackers.
Now, with Jesus!

Could I get a photoshopped box of Cheez-Its with a picture of Jesus and the actual product name saying "Jeez-Its"? Thanks in advance. Oh, and I'm sure that any of those little stickers, like "Now with 50% less sodium!" can be tailored as you would see fit, should they come up. --Lee 23:59, 29 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Finally got around to installing photoshop. --Spintherism 23:14, 30 Jun 2005 (UTC)

I modified it to put Jesus on the package. --RadicalX 15:08, 1 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Yeah, good call. --Spintherism 18:32, 1 Jul 2005 (UTC)

I just noticed that the top of the box still says Cheez-It. --Nytrospawn 14:18, 10 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Well you'd better get to work a fixin' that then, hadn't you my dear? --Spintherism 17:47, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Vanity page

Can somebody make a really bad portrait for the Vanity page article? I would do it myself, considering it would take zero skill, but I haven't gotten round to installing any graphics software on this computer.

Google Images is a treasure trove. --Azdruid 02:52, 27 Jun 2005 (UTC)
This l33t haxxor looks like he just pwnified some n00bs on CounterStrike OMFG so awesome.

I don't know... I was hoping for something more along the lines of Microsoft Paint. Anyway, that guy doesn't have rocket launchers for arms. I do like the picture though, maybe if I can think of a fitting caption and fit it in somewhere. --Spintherism 04:45, 27 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Well, buddy, I'm not sure just how crappy you wanted it! This, I believe, would be the far end of the spectrum, quality-wise.
Chek out my awes0m Paint skillz
--Azdruid 02:44, 28 Jun 2005 (UTC)


The original idea of using one two-headed camel was scrapped due to the breeding costs.

The Bicameral article could do well being graphically embellished. A pair of camels in a legislative situation would be the obvious choice, but any creative alternatives would also do quite nicely.

Here's one, but it looks pretty choppy. --Rcmurphy 02:46, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
That'll do nicely --Spintherism 03:21, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Burning Ice Cube

Can someone make an image with an ice cube burned by fire ?! --User:Iceburn

How about this? Darguz Parsilvan

Or this one? Not that great, but my lighting skillz are limited. Darguz Parsilvan


Slip me a Photoshop mickey

Mickey pills - ask for 'em at your friendly neighborhood street pharmacist.

I'm trying to rewrite the article for mickey and need a good photoshop picture of a pill bottle spilling out little pills with Mickey Mouse's face on them. If you could add X's for eyes or an eye patch or something wacky to mickey that'd be cool as well.

People with photoshop talent rock my socks off. --The Werle 03:15, 22 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Howzat? --Rcmurphy 05:34, 22 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Fan-frickin-tastic. You get a gold star sticker. --The Werle 05:48, 22 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Glad you like it. My bill will be arriving shortly. --Rcmurphy 06:09, 22 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Shaws Shank Redemption

Can someone make a picture with a "The Shawshank Redemption" and a cut of meat on it? And change the words to "Shaws Shank Redemption"? --Nytrospawn 20:21, 21 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Hows this? --The Hedgehog 09:37, 22 Jun 2005 (UTC)
The Shaws Shank Redemption
Excellent --Nytrospawn 13:41, 22 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia Proficiency Badge

The Uncyclopedianship Badge.

Can anyone with better skills than me convert Csab.gif to have a potato rather than the music score? --Elvis 15:16, 20 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Can it be any scout badge? That source image is a bit small. --The Hedgehog 15:23, 20 Jun 2005 (UTC)

How's about this? --RadicalX 15:36, 20 Jun 2005 (UTC)

I went with User:Carlbs cub scout one, the quality ain't so good because of the poor source but scouts seemed a bit too grown up.--Elvis 07:09, 21 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Hen Tie

The infamous Hen Tie

I want to do a requested rewrite for the hentai article, and need a picture of a guy wearing a chicken around his neck. Can somebody with skills hook me up?

Something like this? --The Hedgehog 14:16, 20 Jun 2005 (UTC)

That is beautiful. You are a prince amongst gnomes. --The Werle 14:17, 20 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Godzilla vs. Megaman VII

Despite his size, Godzilla is quite the coward. Look at 'im run from Mega Man!
I really despised this game. A lot.

Could someone possible slap together a quick image of Godzilla fighting Megaman? Nothing fancy need be, I need it for an upcoming article. --Lee/Talk 01:09, Jun 19, 2005 (CST)

Here are a couple of terribly bad ones. --Rcmurphy 03:10, 20 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Yet another one. --RadicalX 15:52, 20 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Damn, just like Pringles you guys are making it hard to pick just one. --Lee 11:15, 20 Jun 2005 (CST)
Megaman takes on Godzilla.

12 Monkeys

Adventure on Every Level...

Can I get a picture of a Die Hard movie poster with the 12 Monkeys symbol and title on it? --Nytrospawn

Like this? --RadicalX 04:38, 7 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Exactly --Nytrospawn 19:46, 7 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Female Autobots

Elita-1 on the cover of Gentlebots Magazine.

It would be great if someone can photoshop a picture of Elita-1 onto the cover of Playboy magazine. --Nytrospawn 02:24, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Get me a good picture of Elita-1 and I'll do it! --RadicalX 20:43, 6 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Nevermind. I found one! And, here's your image! --RadicalX 21:26, 6 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Sexcellent --Nytrospawn

Pants Vaporizer

Ford stares down the barrel of the terrible Pants Vaporizor.

It would be great if somebody got a picture of themselves pointing a shoe at Gerald Ford, preferably superimposed on a picture of the infamous assassination attempt. --Savethemooses 22:19, 4 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Guess that someone might as well be me! --RadicalX 20:39, 6 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Writer of the Month Award

Writer of the Month

We need a good picture and template for winners of the Writer of the Month Award could put on their user page. Methinks something along the lines of a golden potato. Do it now! --Savethemooses 16:08, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)

How 'bout this one? --RadicalX 05:05, 3 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Aweseome. --Savethemooses 12:34, 3 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Fountainhead Earth

Movie tie-in front cover of Fountainhead Earth, featuring John Travolta as Dilbert.

WTF font is that used for the cover of Battlefield Earth? If someone can identify it, that would be fantastic. I want a mockup book cover of one of the series, featuring John Travolta in Battlefield Earth, but the text reading appropriately - David Gerard 13:27, 27 May 2005 (EDT)

Its nearest ancestor appears to be Helvetica 73 Bold Extended. Now I would be most grateful if someone with a copy to hand could please help me by rendering the capital letters, numbers and colon, about 100 point (since copying the font file itself would be a copyright violation) - email dgerard at gmail dot com - or the font file itself if someone has a suitably licensed copy, of course - David Gerard 14:41, 30 May 2005 (EDT)

Done! - David Gerard 21:40, 31 May 2005 (EDT)

Lord Byron

If somebody can think of a good picture for this article, that would be swell. --Savethemooses 21:04, 22 May 2005 (EDT)

Lord Byron early in his career
Lifelong rivals Lord Byron (left) and Oscar Wilde face off in the ring, in the famous "Battle of the Bards"

How's this? Darguz Parsilvan 02:02, 8 Jul 2005 (UTC)

I did one myself with paint. Anyone like? --Savethemooses 16:47, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Supply-side Jesus

Supply-side Jesus makes another sale.

Supply-side Jesus is just begging for an appropriate image. --Orborde 01:08, 16 May 2005 (EDT)

Done. --RadicalX 18:00, 26 May 2005 (EDT)

KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand

See Talk:KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand. I need someone with a scanner and an Ikea instruction manual. Two 150dpi full page scans of the front page and page two. Just page two will do as well. These would be quite large scans - please email me at dgerard at gmail dot com if you can help, and we'll work out how to get them to me - David Gerard 14:37, 21 Apr 2005 (EDT)

Overwieght Chinese Person

Chinese children would typically over-eat when using spoons, like this chunky kid here.

Can someone find me an overwieght Asian preferrably Chinese (not Sumo, not BBW porn) for my Chopsticks article?--slack 11:16, 28 Apr 2005 (EDT)

This on ebaumsworld? A bit too infamous though. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fatasiankid.html --stillwaters/Talk 03:33, 20 May 2005 (EDT)
I dont think it gets much better than this. A fat kid, with chopsticks. --Azdruid 03:01, 27 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Eat faster, the martians are coming!

The Roc says:

Can someone find an image of the mythical bird called the Roc, I need it for my Gibberish article, I have one of Big Bird, from sesame street, but I swiped that from someone else's article, plus it doesn't really fit.--slack 11:16, 28 Apr 2005 (EDT)

Got one! Thanks to User: Gartogg


Monkey keepin' his lid low.

For the article on Neds, I would be very grateful if someone could do me a picture of monkeys wearing burberry caps, drinking Buckfast, gobbing on cars, standing out in the cold, something neddish. For a basic idea of what Neds are, check Wikipedia's page about real neds, and/or pics at the gallery of neds, here. I'm sort of hoping the image will inspire a fabulous creative surge, so if you can think of anything kerrazy for the ned monkeys to do, go for it.--The Lad Himself 16:27, 17 Apr 2005 (EDT)

Fantastic! Thanks!--The Lad Himself 18:12, 20 Apr 2005 (EDT)

Scotty off of Star Trek

My mojo risin' canna stand the strain!

Can anybody combine Scotty off of Star Trek with Jim Morrison's ban-inducing performance on the Ed Sullivan Show? Like in the Scotty off of Star Trek article?--The Lad Himself 17:39, 6 Apr 2005 (EDT) I couldn't find a good enough pic of the Sullivan show performance to work with, but how about this? --Uvula Donor 18:32, 6 Apr 2005 (EDT) That is totally hideous. Good job. --The Lad Himself 06:02, 7 Apr 2005 (EDT)

Pope playing soccer

His Holyness Pope John Paul II kicks ass on the footy field.

I'd like a picture of a pope playing soccer for the Dublin Drunken Popes article. --Savethemooses 08:39, 25 Mar 2005 (EST)

Awesome job Uvula Donor!! --Paulgb Talk 07:17, 29 Mar 2005 (EST)

Monkeys playing PSPs

PSP monkey

Can someone find a picture of monkeys playing PSPs for the Evil Scheme To Take Over The World article? --Oobie 12:21, 1 Apr 2005 (EST)

How 'bout this? --RadicalX 08:34, 6 Apr 2005 (EDT)

Heh. I loyk it. --Uvula Donor 17:46, 6 Apr 2005 (EDT)

monkey see monkey do. --Oobie 10:17, 8 Apr 2005 (EDT)

A Picture of Xena, the Protestant Black Pope

Pope Xena.

Something like Xena kicking some ass in a pope hat would be great. --Spintherism 21:06, 13 Apr 2005 (EDT) Never mind, I did it myself.

An Amphibious Invasion

The British are coming!

Could someone whip up a small picture of Redcoats riding frogs for April 19? --Algorithm 16:17, 14 Apr 2005 (EDT)

I'm not too good with Photoshop yet, but here's one. It's kind of hard to make a clear thumbnail image out of a painting like this. --Rcmurphy 00:44, 15 Apr 2005 (EDT)

That works. Thanks! --Algorithm 01:53, 15 Apr 2005 (EDT)