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Deadly Giraffes

I'm actually just looking for an enhanced version of this image: LongNeckKiller.png

As I've mentioned on the talkpage, the proportions are way off. Also, there's too much background. If you can also make it look as if it's all happening in a zoo with people screaming and running while the animals are revolting, like in UnNews:Massacre at Brookfield Zoo (the article I'm requesting this pic for), that would be AWESOME! But the last part is not obligatory. As long as it looks realistic enough. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:41, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

I feel slightly uncomfortable messing with a featured image, especially since it is the great Baron's work. How bout if we do a different take on the concept. Like terified zoo visitors running screaming from a mad giraffe, godzilla-esque or something? --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 00:37, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Sonje's magnificent end result. Maybe someone can add it in that one gallery with requested pics (it was also used in my article). Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:10, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Vancouver Canucks

The Canucks top show

hi, i am doing this article on the Vancouver Canucks. I need help with this picture. As you can see, i have done some things on the picture. I was thinking if someone could make the SEDINS word in the picture more realistic? thx in advance --Chengzy 00:14, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

If you could toss me the name of that guy in the middle, I'll be able to 'chop his face into the picture a little more cleanly. The fake text is pretty blurry at the moment, but I plan on going back to fix that right now. I just thought you'd like to know that somebody's working on the request. User:KneeChee27/sig2 00:16, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
just google "Alex Burrows". Thats the guy. It looks great by the way.--Chengzy 00:50, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
Finished. Enjoy. User:KneeChee27/sig2 02:38, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

User:RAHB/Shit A Shitter Paradox

Eat Shit and Die!

This is more of a challenge than a necessary use for the article. I'll be chopping most of the pictures myself, as the ideas are of simpler design, but I'm curious to see if anyone can come up with something for this. The idea is a parody of the famous Drawing Hands piece, in which, instead of hands, there are people. Preferably the two people will be the same person, and they will be "shitting" each other out in a circle. You don't necessarily have to get very graphic with it, as long as the design shows the whole "paradoxical circle" concept understandably. The rest will be explained well enough in the article. Once more, this is more of a luxury than a requirement, so if it can't be done very easily, that's fine. Thanks in advance. -RAHB 06:30, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Don't think I can't see through this whole messed up plot, Mister Rahub! These bizarre "challenges" of yours are clearly just poorly-veiled attempts at driving me insane. Well, let me tell you, it ain't gonna' happen, buddy! You can have my crazy pictures, but you will never have my sanity! NEVER! -- User:KneeChee27/sig 18:18, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
P.S. Please enjoy the picture. : )
DEAR SWEET FUCKING LORD! THAT IS MAGNIFICENT! Thank you very very much. You have no idea how much I would love to suck your cock right now. -RAHB 23:43, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
I love it! Although I think your previous version was better... The toilets stood out more. Now, the background is a bit distracting... Just my measly two cents. AWESOME CHOP!!!! User:Zana Dark/sig 02:09, 15 May 2009
Ah, well, the only reason I lightened it up was because it looked too much like a steel plate, as opposed to a piece of paper (which is what it's supposed to be). If there's an overwhelming consensus to darken the paper back down, there's always the revert button. I had originally made it gray for that very reason, after all. If not, I could probably darken the stippled shadow on the paper, which would also help to bring out the toilets. -- User:KneeChee27/sig 02:36, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
I dig it as is. Looks much more like the Escher parody it was conceived as. -RAHB 02:39, 15 May 2009 (UTC)


Looking for a picture of a quiche with like, mayonnaise on top? Ketchup? Maybe you would like to see this? . Thanks :D User:Zheliel/sigz2 12:39, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

I have no idea how you find sauce pics but I have faith in you mighty photoshoppers. I will be eternally grateful. *me bows head down*. User:Zheliel/sigz2 12:41, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

I've done something quick for you - it's not perfect by any means, but should do for now --User:Asahatter/sig 13:09, 13 May 2009 (UTC)


Thanks! User:Zheliel/sigz2 10:23, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Editing out


So there this pic Manwaving2.jpg that has a weird tag thing in the corner that I want removed because I think it fits UnNews:Have a nice day. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 06:03, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

All gone. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 09:41, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Thanks, much Sonje! http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 16:45, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Image request for Worst 100 Sonic Cash-Ins

Australian Five Cents.png

Can I have a Big Mac McValue Meal 5 cent Austrlaian coin with Knuckles the Echidna in it? The links for the photos are here and here. 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 09:31, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

There's a discrepancy between the shadows, but I was too lazy to go through the process of bringing out all the highlights. Hopefuly this'll be good enough. -- User:KneeChee27/sig 19:33, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

A real image request for the Ruppes article- this is not a favour this time! I promise!

A 1000 Rupee note.

I am working on the Rupees article, and I would very much like a picture of a 1000 Rupee note with Link on it. The images are found here and here. Thanks. 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 09:21, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Is this kind of like what you're looking for? Sorry that I didn't use the picture of Link that you suggested, but this version was facing the right direction (and was a little less cartoony). If you want, I can still make a bill using the other face, though. -- KneeChee27 01:20, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Crank .gif

I'm looking for an animated .gif of that guy from that Crank movie commercial where he puts the jumper cable on his tongue. Guaranteed laughs. Here's the commercial, third clip on the list. --Meta 500 02:16, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Like this? -- KneeChee27 16:58, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Image request for Rupees article

The last time I requested a picture, you failed to respond. Now, for the Rupee article, can you make a picture of the 1000 rupee note image but replace Mahatma Gandhi's image with the image of Link? Thanks. 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 06:39, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Your last request was only three days ago, requests take time and inclination. And since you are asking for a favour I think the choppers might be more eager to respond if you make it seem more like a request than an order. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 11:36, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
Well, I need some work done on the 1000 Rupees note for the article on Rupees. I would like Mahatma Gandhi to be replaced with Link. The images are found here and here. 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 04:06, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
Oh, I didn't even notice that you had posted this earlier. I already responded to your more recent request, so you should be good to go. -- KneeChee27 15:53, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Anime Goa Tse TV

Can you combine this image with this image? I need that kind of image for the Goa Tse Clan and the HDTV articles. 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 09:49, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

I hope you meant an animated GIF version of a television displaying Death Note and not an animated GIF version of Yagami reacting with shock to Lenin on TV. I'm sorry for the tiny screen, but there's no way that I could have stretched the Death Note GIF to make it look good in a wide screen display. -- KneeChee27 13:08, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Fry with sombrero

Yo, could someone please put a sombrero on top of fry's head? Or, y'know, don't. Whatev. Iz cool. Peace. User:Syndrome/sig 06:10, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

Hold on, and I'll get your hat. User:Not A Good Username360/sig 23:48, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
There's a lasergunslinger for ya.
It doesn't look like it fits, but it's better than I could do given my lack of image-editing software. Thanks. User:Syndrome/sig 15:57, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

AFI Request

Sort of like this but so that it doesn't suck, ya know, a professional-ish look. Or go with one of the other listed ideas, the Captain Planet one would be great.
Your wish has just been granted.

Can someone create a picture of the band AFI doing something involving murder and/or homicide? Possibly even torture? Something evil or violent would be fine. Also if you could make edited versions of 1 or more of their albums, to make them look more violent, that would be great.

I might be biased but in my opinion the the first thing to die when listening to emo music is one's dignity --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 18:35, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
A good pic, but not really what I'm looking for. I wanted something that actually relates directly to the band, rather than something that could be used for a million different articles by just changing the caption. If you took that and wrote Here Lies someone (put in you, or a real name, either way) and Cause of Death: AFI or emo music or Band murder or brain melting or etc. Think you could try that?--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 01:03, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
Nice on the Captain Planet thing. It's funny. Thank you. I'll put it up and see how it works with the article.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 01:46, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
Here lies the unsuspecting victim of Emo music

I would also appreciate a picture of a gothic version of Captain Planet, most likely burning things in a park. You may see the AFI page for more details. I really just want pictures for the page, so I also would like to encourage coming up with your own ideas for a picture to match any of the information on the page.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 15:50, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

Here's the improved image.

Can you create a banner made from this, but change BENSON to JOE9320 so it could read: "GET YOUR FREE JOE9320 HERE"? It would be for my page. Thanks. Also, can you create and upload a new version of Image:Pokemon nes.JPG. My version looked just bad. 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 06:24, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Joe may be free...
...but that banner sure as Hell isn't. Pay up, buddy! (NOTE: High Fives are an acceptable form of payment.) -- User:KneeChee27/sig 02:34, 6 May 2009 (UTC)


Oh my GOD!

I request a picture of two people, a man and a woman sitting somewhere outdoors. One, the man smiling, looking happy, the other looking over at the man with a shocked and horrified expression on her face. Wearing something like sweatervests. Very preppy and such. Thank you very much. --Lord Serioch 06:05, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Need a pic of the couple. Then I'd be happy to help. User:Not A Good Username360/sig 23:09, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
Just regularly or with the expressions? --Lord Serioch 03:13, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

I'm not sure why you want this, but...here it is. =) --User:RadicalX/sig 14:27, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Ehhmm....I was thinking more along the lines of facing the camera. And younger. I know I'm being impertinent, and this is an odd idea that has potential, but the image for my idea is absolutely everything.. --Lord Serioch 01:13, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

This is why I would like a photo of the couple you want 'chopped. We aren't mind readers here, you know.User:Not A Good Username360/sig 01:59, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

Deadly Pitcher

He craaazy...

Hi again. I was wondering if I could get some blood splattered across Jake Peavy's jersy in Peavy2.jpg so that it looks like it came from the batter. In case you were wondering it's for UnNews:Padres’ pitcher on rampage, kills twelve User:JackOfSpades/sig 01:29, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Is this something like what you were looking for? If he's too bloody (or not bloody enough), I can always make changes accordingly. -- User:KneeChee27/sig 02:29, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Awesome! Thanks. User:JackOfSpades/sig 02:36, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Encyclopaedia Imagerequestia

i need details

Hello All! I was quite pleased with the outcome of my previous request, and would very much like another one for Costco. Could I have A Number 3, with large fries and coke a picture of a middle class person of either gender in a public place, with several items of merchandise stuffed in their cheeks a la a chipmunk? Thanks!-- You know what the music means... Our time is up. 20:37, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Do you want the items in the cheeks to be identifiable or can it just be generally puffed up cheeks? And should said person be in a Costco store? --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 23:04, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
I would prefer just puffed up cheeks, but with something like a shoelace hanging out of his/her mouth. I would prefer that they would not be in a costco store, but rather someplace else public. Like a park. Thanks for your interest!--User:YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans/sig 18:55, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
Ok, here is a preliminary person. Do you want the cheeks bigger, chunkier? And is the location important or should the focus be on the fact that the person stuffed a lot of shit in their mouth? I'll be able to adapt the pic better once I know where in the article it needs to fit. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 00:10, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Actually, that's perfect, and better than what I pictured. Thanks a bunch!--User:YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans/sig 00:57, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Pokemon Island

Pokémon Island

I need a picture of the Kanto region from Pokemon with a bridge connecting to a red land that's suppose to be hell.Photoshop is greatly appreciated for this, as I have one made with Paint already.--Bad Shroom 21:04, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

I don't reckon you were looking for something like this, were you? -- User:KneeChee27/sig 00:33, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Thanks so much!I didn't think it would turn out so great.--Bad Shroom 22:08, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Special Icon

This isn't very important, but I'd like to have a personal icon for when I vote to delete something on VFD. Right now what I have for my template is this and I'd appreciate it if someone could just take the picture I have (which is Nuclear explosion ar.jpg) and make it round rather than square so that it looks like the Symbol for vote.svg when it's small.

I went ahead and made three: a circular one with a red border Symbol obliterate vote.PNG, a circular one without a border Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG, and an basic icon Nuclear Explosion Icon copy.png. Feel free to use whichever one you hate the least. -- KneeChee27 21:55, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
Thanks! They're all so good I don't know which one I want. --User:JackOfSpades/sig 22:56, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Her Britannic Majesties Request a picture for Costco

costco cars

Hello all! I am rewriting the article on Costco and would very much like a picture of two identical cars, shrink wrapped together. Thanks! -- You know what the music means... Our time is up. 17:57, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm doing a bunch of requests at the moment but I'll give it a try. I'll need more info though. I'm not American you see so Costco is unfamiliar territory for me. What kind of cars do you prefer and define "shrink wrapped". Well done, you've made me sound even more stupid than before, if that were possible... --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 19:26, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
Hello there! Costco is what us Americans call a "warehouse store". In these, the company gets items direct from the manufacturer and sells them at ridiculously cheap prices, on the condition that they are sold in bulk. For the Costco article, I am parodying this by having them sell everything in bulk, including cars. As for the cars, I was thinking a small two sedans of sort, packaged together in tight-clinging plastic wrap. Don't worry, us Americans are just as clueless, and no matter how many times it is explained, cricket is still confusing to me. Thanks for your interest! -- You know what the music means... Our time is up. 19:38, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
Right, so this is the best I could do at the moment. I'm afraid that much like Costco, I am being forced to focus on quantity rather than quality. Happily I found some pre-wrapped cars on google. Lemme know if it works or not. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 02:00, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
Thanks, Sonje! While it's not exactly what I was looking for, this will be more than adequate, and I couldn't do better myself. Again, thanks!-- You know what the music means... Our time is up. 18:46, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Something for User:Sycamore/Propaganda

You too can see the world through the eyes of a dictator...

Hi there I'd like an image, and something thats of a good size as well. I don't want to be too specific, but something that clearly was propaganda is a must, I also think that it's important that it reflects either present era propaganda or later 20th centuary stuff rather than earlier as the article might relevance. Thanks for taking a look:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:08, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

I made this ad, but I'm not sure if it will fit in with the article. I'll have another go when you've written a bit more. Unless you want to be specific, which at present you have mentioned you don't. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 22:26, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:31, 22 April 2009 (UTC)


An artist's representation of the kingfisher and its prey.
A kingfisher's nest

i need an image or two for kingfisher. a bird's nest containing a few crowns and sceptres would be ideal. an image of a bird carrying off some sort of nobility would be awesome as well. thanks. User:Gerrycheevers/sig 15:47, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Here is a first attempt, I'm working on the nest. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 14:47, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
fabulous once again, sonje! thank you! i also promise to get to work on dead man's hand. User:Gerrycheevers/sig 14:59, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
Here is the nest. It's not great but I couldn't find decent nest pics on google. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 14:40, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

Falling Weights

Ripping images from YouTube and turning them into GIFs is not my forte. I need 0:00-0:02 of this vid and the falling weight scene (you know what I mean) in this vid. Guess what they have in common, and I'm sure you'll understand what I'm doing and why I need them. GIFs, please. Thank you. User:Not A Good Username360/sig 18:15, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

No need to thank me; you can thank procrastination. -- KneeChee27 16:54, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
Procrastination? That's my favorite wonder drug! User:Not A Good Username360/sig 00:50, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

The Challenge

Due to all of the requests on this page being filled, clearly disrupting the gentle fabric of our procrastinative image-request ways, I would like, for no reason, a picture of the front view of a man walking down the street, dressed entirely in banana peels, with an elephant following directly behind him. Also (optionally) a Starbucks on the corner and (optionally) at least three faces made out of rocks and trees. -RAHB 00:44, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Pshaw. We're in crisis mode and that's the best you can do? If my GIMP were working, I'dve already finished it by now. No, I'm gonna make a superior challenge: I want an authentic-looking picture of a $10,000-dollar bill with Oscar Wilde's face on it. The more authentic-looking, the better. It'd be the first Illeagal UnTender!!! User:Not A Good Username360/sig 01:35, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
You should vote this for featured image. Really.
Wow. There's only one thing to fix... User:Not A Good Username360/sig 21:44, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
Which pic of O.W. did you use? User:Not A Good Username360/sig 22:37, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
No matter. Here. I fixed it up a bit. If you don't approve, you can always revert it. ;) User:Not A Good Username360/sig 22:37, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
After messing around with the vietnames currency I got an inspiration for the illegal untender thing. Dont know if you can use it but here it is anyway. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 11:56, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
I suggest Sonje's coin is used for the Foolitzer Prize award - it's a vast improvement on the current. User:RabbiTechno/sig 12:00, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Excellent! Now we have some Tight UnChange to add! Illegal UnTender welcomes your donation! User:Not A Good Username360/sig 00:30, 28 February 2009 (UTC)
Do I win?!
I know he's only wearing a banana peel jacket, but it's the best I could do. Hopefully the angry tree across from the Starbucks will gain me some extra points, though. I would hate to think my work was all for naught!
HAHA! Excellent! You do win! -RAHB 23:45, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

Miyamoto is watching you

He really does smile a lot

I need some work done to a Big Brother is Watching You picture for my article on the Nintendo DSi. I would like the face to be replaced by Shigeru Miyamoto's face and, if possible, the two I's be changed to lowercase. An image of the original poster can be found here

I think this would be a good picture of Miyamoto to use, but if you can find anything better then use it. Why does he never stop smiling? --Kirbywave2.gif Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2.gif 18:07, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Here you go. Let me know if you want any changes. I wasn't sure if you wanted it to say "Big Brother" or "Miyamoyo". It would be easy to change so just let me know. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 12:51, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
PS: Sign your posts please. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 12:52, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, and thank you, that's perfect. --Kirbywave2.gif Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2.gif 18:07, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Boys are stupid...

I'm making an article here, and I need this image doctoring. I'd like the text to say "Cut their balls of" instead of "throw rocks at them", and for the image to feature a knife instead of rocks. Thanks if anyone can do this.--Blaaargh Blaaaargh 20:29, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

Poor Kid.
I think I can handle this one. (Even though I don't really agree with that slogan) By any chance, do you know the name of that font? If not, I'll just find one close to it. --User:CheddarBBQ/sig
Thanks alot. (I don't agree with the slogan either--that's why I'm ridiculing it).--Blaaargh Blaaaargh 15:32, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

April Fool's prank UnNews: Movie versions of Beetleborgs, Street Sharks, and Space Ghost

For April Fool's Day, I want to do an UnNews article announcing movie versions of the TV series Big Bad Beetleborgs, Street Sharks, and Space Ghost.

This is what I have so far. I don't know if I'll add Dakota or not, but it looks cool as it is. Let me know what you think. User:PF4Eva/sig 00:23, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
This is what I had in mind. It still needs John Travolta as a sharkman; that would be hilarious! User:PF4Eva/sig 15:06, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

That should do it! Thank you very much. User:PF4Eva/sig 22:00, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

On second thought, either letterbox the 2.35:1 images to 4:3 or just crop them. I forgot to take into account formatting issues with the UnNews article I'll be writing for these images. Try to make them look as convincing as possible, which is why I'm not doing it myself. Thank you. User:PF4Eva/sig 15:10, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
Zorak and Moltar have kidnapped the definitive version of this image, and Space Ghost can't do the job right. See my Reefer Desk comment for suggestions.
I need this April Fool's joke to be done by the 28th of March because I want to give people time to figure out whether this is real or bogus. I have made a blueprint of what Space Ghost should look like, but it needs a lot more work, work I might not be able to put into it. My biggest problem with GIMPing (besides my mouse) is trying to make images look photorealistic and convincing; they sometimes come off a bit fake. This is where you guys come in. I know you guys can help me imrpove this image. User:PF4Eva/sig 22:26, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
For the 2nd image, does it have to be that street? (The one with the link) It doesn't seem like that would work very well. A 4:3 ratio will distort the image badly.--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 01:41, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Maybe you can just letterbox the 2.35:1 street image rather than crop/distort. That way, you still get the undistorted 2.35:1 image (plus the black bars) while not screwing up the article's formatting. This applies to the first two images. As for the sharkman, here's an idea of what to do with it [7], but maybe use a picture of a famous celebrity such as Seth Rogen or John Travolta [8] and sharkify him this way. Great stuff so far, keep it up! User:PF4Eva/sig 14:52, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
I've gotten Space Ghost the way I want him, but the pic might need some touching up around the edges to look even. IF anybody can find a way to give Zorak antennae. User:PF4Eva/sig 17:13, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Just revised Street Sharks. This is exactly what it should look like, even if John's head goes outside of the 2.35:1 image and into the letterbox area. Two images are finished. Now it's time to focus our attention on the Beetleborgs, which I guess will make your job easier. Thank you for what you've done so far with these images. User:PF4Eva/sig 23:11, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Just uploaded Jay Leno as Flabber. Let me know if you think it needs work. I think it looks cool this way. User:PF4Eva/sig 00:23, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

Ancient Greek Air Force

I wondered if anyone could mix this and this to make an Ancient Greek Air Force seal. Perhaps add the coat of arms of Greece to the centre of the USAF seal and replace United States of America with Ancient Greece and remove the Roman numerals. I would prefer a .PNG over a .SVG. Thanks.

The Greek Airforce...Vote for me!(if you like it)


I'm doing the dying article on death(aahh - the irony). Looking for pictures of some thing(a human, preferablly) that/who I can pass off as death under cover. Thanks. !!!! The Dark Prince 08:19, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

  • Just my opinion, but you might want to simply use pictures of Regis Philbin. The guy is ancient, but doesn't look completely like death and you should be able to find plenty of photos of him to pick from because he's been famous for a long time (although for no particular reason). Plus it's an easy solution and might be better than making some cryptkeeper-type corpse image. --PaddyAtkinson 13:45, 16 November 2008 (UTC)

Toucan Sam's exposure

My article on Toucan Sam needs a picture of good ol' Toucan Sam being horny. Y'see he's a big porn star. If you could be so kind as to making a picture of Toucan Sam holding something sexual (Adult toy, porn mag, ect. ect. take your pick.) in his feathery hand(?) that would be very helpful to the article. Thanks for being so friggin' awesome.