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The Socialer Network

Just a poster for this, please.User:Ljlego/sig2 19:14, May 1, 2011 (UTC)

How's this?:
Hope you like it. --User:Magic man/sig 02:45, May 2, 2011 (UTC)
It's not bad. I actually like the concept. It's just that my thing was about Twitter. In any case, it's all done. Would you like me to keep this around?User:Ljlego/sig2 03:30, May 2, 2011 (UTC)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... yeah, keep it around please. Thanks, and sorry I couldn't help. --User:Magic man/sig 05:41, May 2, 2011 (UTC)


I just noticed that the image used in my UnNews:Crackpot confirms insane suspicions after viewing online news piece has a fucking watermark on it. Such are the hazards of not paying attention late at night. Anyway, to fix this and actually make the joke better, can someone photoshop a blindfold and ball gag/duct tape onto this wonderful child here? Thank you! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:29, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

This is rather disturbing, I felt the need to hide the screen whenever anyone walked into my lab whilst chopping this. Is it what you were looking for? --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 13:11, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
That is perfect. Thank you! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 14:26, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
Aww crap... I just got done chopping this then saw the request had already been fulfilled. Anyway, if you still want it, here's mine:
If you kind of squint your eyes mine almost looks better than Sonje's...

--User:Magic man/sig 20:34, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Snap, I also almost used the Jessica Alba duct tape. If only this poor child's parents knew what we've done, the horror. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 21:58, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
Well... If we left a comment here the parents actually could know. Do you think I should? --User:Magic man/sig 22:14, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
Er... no, I think that could have rather unpleasant results. The mommysaver's name is Kim Danger, she could be dangerous. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 23:06, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
I know it could have bad results, but that's the point!! --User:Magic man/sig 23:12, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
I feel bad if kiddies are involved. All the mommy did was put her kid in a rediculous outfit and supply TKF with a perfect pic for his article. I don't think she needs to be punished for that. It's only funny if the victim deserves it. In this case I think ignorance is best. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 23:17, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Diagram: Abdominal punch abortion

DE diagram.jpg

I'm looking for a diagram on how to perform an abortion with an upward thrust. something like this. The idea is to well... explain the procedure.. I think a picture explains more then a thousand words so I hope one of you guys has the time/mood/worst sense of morality needed to create this blatantly de-moral picture. :):) User:Lockdandload/sig 18:50, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/img/1dbd/WLH328/9l.jpg What about this? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:22, 4 April 2011

Hmmm i need the photo for This page, so a anime picture wouldn't really work, funny picture tho :) maybe on a different abortion page! User:Lockdandload/sig 11:32, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

i like the program paint and wanted to do something on the wiki, so i took a crack at it. Abortiongermanscience.jpg it's not terribly well done... but it gave me a giggle.zee TOES 02:38, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

Hahahahha :) I see a brighter future with your picture :P. User:Lockdandload/sig 07:23, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

16 bit

Hi I'm a new(ish) writer on here but I've done a couple of unnewses that have gone down pretty well recently, however I just had an idea for my best yet. It's called 'U.N declares Green Hill Zone over Libya', which in my mind involves badniks such as those annoying wasps and crabs from sonic 1 or 2, attacking Gaddafi's planes/tanks etc. Perhaps to close the article an image of a floating island (as are popular in the sonic series) above some air defense wreckage. Perhaps even a gif with those funny Japanese credits. I should be most grateful to the gallant knight who could do me this service! User:JelloMold/sig 20:54, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

How's this?
Air defense wreckage with floating island.jpg

And this?


As for the credits, I don't know how to make gifs. You may want to ask Template:U; he knows how. Hope I helped. --User:Magic man/sig 19:33, April 15, 2011 (UTC)

haha, that is absolutely fantastic, I actually forgot about this request and was going to delete it.. I'll restart work on the article right away.. don't worry about the gif these two are plenty :) User:JelloMold/sig 16:38, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks! --User:Magic man/sig 19:25, April 25, 2011 (UTC)

Jesus' WoW Login Page


I was hoping it would be possible to take the picture to the right and make it have 6 characters listed on the selection list, and all of them named Jesus with their class "shaman" (Feel free to select the location of each one, if you have ample knowledge of WoW, just please make sure it is an actual WoW location.) Each one should be level 85, and the realm (which is blacked out in the picture) should say Gorefiend. Also the blacked out name at the bottom should be replaced with "Jesus" in normal WoW font. This is to replace the current WoW picture on my article I'd like to talk to you about Jesus. Thank you! User:Sonic80/sig3 20:30, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

This would be easier if you hadn't blocked out the text. Text is a lot easier to remove than large black rectangles. User:Lyrithya/sig 02:46, 23 March 2011
Here is a similar image without the black rectangles if someone wants to try filling this request. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 03:50, March 23, 2011 (UTC)
  • How's this? I know I didn't change all of the text, but I hope this is acceptable. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 05:56, March 23, 2011 (UTC)

Touch up


The Zimthinks picture I'm using on my Invader Zim article is a little off. I'm not sure what the terms are but could someone make the black lines less smudgy? Thanks. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 02:29, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

Zim thinking.svg

I VECTRIZATED it! User:Lyrithya/sig 03:34, 4 April 2011

I sharpened it a bit too... -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 03:38, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks guys. I appreciate it. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 03:43, April 4, 2011 (UTC)


I desperately need a picture for There's a black hole in my coffee. As you can imagine, I need a white cup with a black hole in it. No particular details, just that it doesn't look too sloppy. Thank you! User:Egalitarian Aspie/sig--Egalitarian Aspie 15:36, March 27, 2011 (UTC)

I just went and found this on Google Images. Will it work? --User:Magic man/sig 16:59, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
Wow. Thank you!--Egalitarian Aspie 17:00, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
Any time. --User:Magic man/sig 17:05, March 27, 2011 (UTC)


So, this might be a tough request, I'm not sure. Can anyone make a picture of a blueprint for a robot ninja, but in a way so that it looks like its from ancient Japan? Preferably with charcoal depictions to imitate an old Japanese picture? Much appreciated. --User:Oliphaunte/sig 20:12, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

My god, it's perfect. Thank you very much. Actually, I just looked at the article again. Is there anyway to turn the background white like rice paper and the writing a charcoal black to mimic an ancient scroll or something like that? If not, it's good the way it is. Thank you very much for it. --User:Oliphaunte/sig 17:19, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
Ok, I changed the colours. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 17:46, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
And now, it's even better. Thanks very much. --User:Oliphaunte/sig 18:46, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
No problem. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 19:21, March 27, 2011 (UTC)

Raccoons on fire

I want a better version of this file or just a picture with raccoons on fire. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig6 17:52, March 6, 2011 (UTC)

Just looked at the article, I'll try something less sinister...--Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 12:10, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
Lol. WTF. CIA. That is so good. You must have a mind that swims in imagination and then comes out to dry itself off when the mundane gets in the pool. Aleister 12:18 7-3-'11
p.s. I put the pic on Wicca, maybe it will stick.
Thanks Aleister. Glad you like it. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 12:44, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
I like it too. but I still want another image. Seriously, it's awesome. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig6 15:29, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
Hello? --User:Mimo&maxus/sig6 13:26, March 18, 2011 (UTC)
Sorry Mimo, I've been crazy busy. I'll burn you some raccoons this weekend, k. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 21:17, March 18, 2011 (UTC)
Hello? (2) --User:Mimo&maxus/sig6 12:56, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
Super sorry again, I am chopping it as I type. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 18:22, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
You mean you're chopping for a whole day? --User:Mimo&maxus/sig6 15:14, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
Burning raccoons.jpg

Yeah yeah, my ADD was acting up. I usually don't take this long to respond to requests, it's just been a mental few weeks. I promise to be quicker next time. Anyway, here it is at last. Hope its ok. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 13:16, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

It's what I was looking for. Yep. Thanks. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig6 19:03, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

100 reasons to ban Lyrithya

Hmmm... I was kinda looking for an animated gif that displays the republican party symbol and then for a split second flashes onto the communist party symbol. Not sure if tht makes any sence at all, but anyone wanna have a go? User:Frosty/sig 07:16, March 27, 2011 (UTC)

Perfect User:Frosty/sig 07:41, March 27, 2011 (UTC)

Hippy Schlafly

Andrew Schlafly.jpg

I want the photo to the right touched to to have Schlafly with dreadlocks and wearing a visible tie-dye shirt, and possibly with the background changed to black with a spaypainted anarchist A symbol. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 21:27, Mar. 17, 2011

Andrew Hippy.jpg
A bit quick and dirty, what do you think? User:Zana Dark/sig 10:27, 18 March 2011
That's awesome, but I was hoping to make it look as close to the original photo as possible, so Schlafly could be recognized. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 00:09, Mar. 19, 2011

Some guy1.png I made a crappier version. User:Lyrithya/sig 06:07, 23 March 2011

Not bad. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 07:02, Mar. 23, 2011

Spider-Man Beer Drink Hat

I'm working on writing an UnNews that will be released when (if) the Spider-Man musical opens. All I need is to have the word "Spider-Man" on the beer-drink hat below. I want the word "Spider-Man" to look like it does in this picture. Thank you! User:Sonic80/sig3 20:40, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Spiderman hat.png

How's that? Although something about it just bothers me, but hell if I know what... User:Lyrithya/sig 01:15, 17 March 2011

It looks fine to me, thanks! And don't worry, it will get used, even if the show gets canceled, I'll fix it up so I can still post the article. User:Sonic80/sig3 21:31, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

Preggobear Image(s)

I need a couple of images for this article. Specifically, I need a picture or two of a re-colored pedobear (ie. "Preggobear) stalking pregnant women. Basically, a generic pedobear pics, but with the target being a pregnant woman. (And yes, I am well aware this image request could come across as creepy). --Mn-z


00:56, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

Preggobear stalking.jpg
Creepy enough? --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 14:24, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
Pregobear and window.jpg
What about that? --User:Mimo&maxus/sig6 14:59, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks for the pics. I'm not really sure what I'm going to go for image wise. I have pic which is a stuffed animal, and I'm afraid it I have a teddy bear, a cartoon bear, and a real polar bear, it will look "jarring". --Mn-z 21:43, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
True. If you give me a pic of a bear you think would work better I can put it behind the tree instead. I still have the psd file. -Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 21:54, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
Actually, I added your image, mainly because it "clashes" less with the teddy bear image that's already in the article. (I.e. they are both brown and relatively small.) While the polar bear image is funny, I think it would be harder to find other pics that could go well with it. --Mn-z 18:10, March 6, 2011 (UTC)


I've been playing with GIMP for a while, trying to get these pictures merged together to look like something decent. The problem is, I just can't seem to get transparencies right. I'm trying to get the beach into right side of the picture, with the woman sitting on the beach facing the wave, meditating (scaled down to a realistic size--Godzilla Yoga Lady isn't what I had in mind).

File:Really big wave.jpg A beach.jpg Meditating woman.jpg

I need this for serenity, a current project of mine. Thanks in advance to anyone who can help!! -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 03:32, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

I'ma blame your beach. I didn't use it.


Will this do? User:Lyrithya/sig 10:16, 16 March 2011

Now that is nice! I never would have been able to do that. Maybe that beach was the reason GIMP was giving me RGB profile errors. Anyway, this is exactly what I needed. Now I can finish that rewrite. Thanks so much, Lyrithya! ^_^ -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 23:41, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Joe Arpaio

Can someone upload this image to File:DA arpaiochaingang.jpg? It was intended, I believe, to be uploaded with other images uploaded by Template:U for Joe Arpaio but never created. MadMax 09:09, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

Two requests

Might as well ask for both pictures. I'm looking for a grandfather clock in a ninja fighting stance, holding its pendulum like a sword. I don't mind the background, just as long as it makes sense. Also need a picture of a marriage between a woman and a brown Spanish fighting bull. Thank you very much. --User:Oliphaunte/sig 19:41, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

Mind if they're not in any particular style? User:Lyrithya/sig 17:28, 24 January 2011
What do you mean? But just in case I understand what you're saying, I was hoping for a modern style? User:Oliphaunte/sig 22:50, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
A what? I just meant realistic, cartoony, etc... User:Lyrithya/sig 17:12, 25 January 2011
Ah, alright. Preferably realistic for the bull one. For the grandfather clock, have some fun with that. Realistic is preferred, but as long as the general idea can be understood, then it's all good. Thanks very much. --User:Oliphaunte/sig 17:58, January 25, 2011 (UTC)

Here's your bull. Sorry for the hands. Did you want him with clothes or naked? --User:Mimo&maxus/sig6 14:18, January 30, 2011 (UTC)

Appreciate the effort and I like the pic, but I know someone at pee review is going to ask why he look different from the other pics...As a reference, here's the article. I'm hoping to get the bull in the marriage picture to look the bull in the very first pick, if possible. If not, I'll make do. Thanks so much for your time and effort. --User:Oliphaunte/sig 15:55, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
Wait a minute. You mean you're going to ask someone at pee review why it looks different? --User:Mimo&maxus/sig6 16:11, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
No, no, I'm just saying that the picture may appear out of place with the rest of the article, since I used actual bulls to represent the speaker. I guess I'm just wondering if the hands can be replaced with hoofs in your picture? If not, I'll be totally fine with this picture already. Thanks --User:Oliphaunte/sig 16:40, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
I tried to put hands but they were too small and too dark. I will try to find some better... hands tomorrow... or today. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig6 16:43, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks so much mate. If becomes too much of a hassle though, just forget it, it's such a minor detail that I don't want to waste too much time on it. Thanks for the picture by the way! --User:Oliphaunte/sig 16:47, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
Don't worry. I uploaded a newer version of this file with bull hands. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig6 16:15, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

Mmm, sorry I left you hanging like that. But I'm glad Mimo&maxus came in; he did fairly well with the bull, so there may be hope for him yet. Whooo.

Anyhow, the clock one had me at a loss, but this is what I finally wound up with:

Ninja what.png

That... anything like what you had in mind? Or does it at least work? *shifty eyes* User:Lyrithya/sig 06:27, 2 February 2011

nom nom nom...Sorry. Felt like beginning a convo like that. First off, I really appreciate your time on this image, but I'm not sure it'll fit with my article. I was hoping to have a full clock body? It's hard to describe, but I was thinking something that looked like a clock you would walk up to to the check the time, and then it jumps out with its pendulum at you, something that looks like that. If that's not possible though, I'll take this one, its good too. Thanks --User:Oliphaunte/sig 23:05, February 3, 2011 (UTC)
The problem is, a 'stance' requires limbs that a clock just doesn't have... perhaps it's for a lack of imagination on my part, but the only other thing I could come up with was the clock perhaps twisting (which I found I couldn't even draw, so the cartoon idea was out), so... eh. Jumping just seems like it'd wind up falling over, you know? Perhaps someone else here will be able to do more, though, but you've exceeded my bounds. At any rate, no worries since it didn't take terribly long, but yeah. User:Lyrithya/sig 03:09, 4 February 2011

Taoist Sages in the stock market

I'm writing this article as a rewriting of this. I was wondering, perhaps an image of Laozi standing serenely among panicked floor traders? An image of Zhuangzi with the background of standard financial news shows? Or if the paintings of Laozi and Zhuangzi don’t fit, just use any photos of old Asian men with long beards. User:Hiatus Hernia/sig206:34, Jan 16, 2011

  • Here is a picture of Zhuangzi on a financial news show. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 21:12, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Humanist Manifesto IV


Can you replace "Grand Theft Auto IV" with "Humanist Manifesto IV"? Can you also replace Niko with Barrack Obama?

Hows that? --User:Maniac1075/sig 03:28, October 8, 2010 (UTC)

Wait, could you relace all the guns with Richard Dawkins books?-- 04:34, October 8, 2010 (UTC)HODIS

It's a tree thing, you wouldn't understand.

Can someone Photoshop this onto this so it looks like the tree person is just standing in the woods? Thanks. --User:Magic man/sig 04:01, March 1, 2011 (UTC)

Tree thing.png

Jpegs and everything, and here you go. User:Lyrithya/sig 07:30, 1 March 2011

PERFECTO! Thanks. --User:Magic man/sig 15:25, March 1, 2011 (UTC)


I would want a newer version of this file ---->File:DOLPHIN AND KID.jpg<----- or something that will look like that. An immersed school with a kid on a dolphin leaving the school. Please? --User:Mimo&maxus/sig7 20:41, February 14, 2011 (UTC)

Hello? --User:Mimo&maxus/sig6 13:46, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
Hey man, just wait. It takes a while sometimes. --User:Magic man/sig 14:53, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
Dolphin from school.png

Eh. I fail. User:Lyrithya/sig 22:56, 19 February 2011

This is awesome! Thanks. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig6 08:53, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

A knight riding a winged giraffe

Much appreciated if you could photoshop a Knight in armour with a lance, riding atop a giraffe with wings fighting other knights or the like. styled as bayeux tapestry would be preferable. Thank you.



Apparently I can't draw giraffes. User:Lyrithya/sig 01:08, 16 January 2011

A GTA rip off......but still good......=

Alright. So can you shop Chairman Mao's head onto a GTA protagonist complete with GTA screen? I know GTA rip offs are too common here but still...... Ballad of mao.jpg Gta mao1.jpg

GTA rip offs are way too common but here you go. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 18:51, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

Perfume Flamethrower

I would like an image of a bottle of perfume with a lit match attached to it, and it sprays out fire.--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig 22:53, February 13, 2011 (UTC)

It's for this article here--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig 22:55, February 13, 2011 (UTC)
Well... Er... I didn't make this, but I found it on the internet. Upload it if it'll work. --User:Magic man/sig 01:40, February 14, 2011 (UTC)
How's this? -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 09:01, February 14, 2011 (UTC)
I like it. Thanks--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig 22:00, February 15, 2011 (UTC)


This is an easy one. Can you put letters on the sides of the cheese saying "Jesus' lunch break"

this is the image i'm talking about

--User:Mimo&maxus/sig6 20:37, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

What is this for? User:Zana Dark/sig 21:57, 7 February 2011
this You can work on it if you want. I mean, could you please help me with this? I really want some help. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig6 15:46, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

Bad puns

Relatively simple request. I would like a bowl of black-eyed peas, but I want this to be bowl containing them:


-- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 20:34, Feb. 4, 2011

The band or the legume? XD User:Zana Dark/sig 22:06, 4 February 2011
I hope I got the right kind, if not I can change them to the band's faces or something.

Well, better safe than sorry.

I was actually refering to the legume, but FUCK YES if I'm not making that my Facebook profile pic. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 06:21, Feb. 5, 2011

Glass nailed to wall

Please could I have a pic of a glass properly nailed to a wall? It's for a HowTo.



Glass wall.png

How's that? Sorry it came out so small; wasn't really paying attention to what I was doing, but... eh. User:Lyrithya/sig 18:59, 8 January 2011

A Simple request, me thinks

Hey, sorry to bother with such a trivial request, but I was wondering if you could photoshop someone who's been shot on the floor of a bank, maybe with some people just laying on the ground. Supposed to be the scene of a bank robbery. Don't worry, it'll be funny...hopefully

Also, if there's anyway to get a picture with a guy who's supposed to be somewhat of a deadbeat, maybe looking like Johnny Knoxville or something,standing in front of a muscle car outside a house. That'd be fantastic, oh and if possible to make it so it's as if you're looking at the guy from the house? Thank you so very much whoever takes up this assignment. User:Oliphaunte--Guess where I'm from, I'll give you a free pie(restrictions apply) 00:35, January 3, 2011 (UTC) 21:29, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

Perfect, thanks so much mate User:Oliphaunte00:35, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
Car guy.png

Will this do for the other one? I plead not actually knowing what those things you mentioned were if I got any of them wrong... *shifty eyes* User:Lyrithya/sig 08:05, 8 January 2011

Thanks, it's great. Not sure if that's what you meant in your second sentence, but yea, thanks very much. User:Oliphaunte04:52, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
Never heard of a muscle car, a deadbeat, or this Johnny Knoxville person before, is all, but oh well. It worked through the magic of google. Yay. User:Lyrithya/sig 05:10, 9 January 2011
Ah alright. Forget to account for the issue of cultural differences, but Google seems to have saved me...again. Damn fine job by the way, thanks very much. User:Oliphaunte

Tea Party Grinch

I'd like a picture of the Grinch, preferably the cartoon one, dressed as James Madison. Bonus if his tri-corner hat has a tea bag or two hanging from it. He needs to hold a sign that says Obama = Hitler. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 17:32, Dec. 22, 2010

Madison grinch.jpg
Very random request this, hope it's what you had in mind. -Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 20:08, December 28, 2010 (UTC)
Not bad. Hopefully next Christmas Obama will still be failing and the Tea Party will still be a thing. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 20:54, Dec. 28, 2010

This is a great Idea

okay, I'm not sure if anyone else has ever thought of this before, but I want a picture of Albert Wesker from Resident Evil combined with, in some way, a kitten. Why? Weskers the Kitten! Who wouldn't love this cuddly little fuzzy unkillable death machine? Unfortunately, i cant find any high res images of either one, have no spare cash or time to get a good tablet AND i'm lazy as all hell. so i'm putting you to it! --GDBD--Keyraqueboane 19:16, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

Wesker kitten.jpg Would this suffice? And out of curiosity, for what do you plan to use it? -Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 17:53, December 28, 2010 (UTC)
You ask why, as id I need a reason. I haven't found one yet, but I... I don't know. But it's awesome, nonetheless and thanks! --GDBD--Keyraqueboane 01:23, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

Need some zombie fighting photos....

along the lines of this

In the style of one of those stop, drop, and roll strips. I found one in the style I'm looking for as an example. I need one where the guy is running from zombies and another where he's hitting the zombies with a shoe. Color would be great but beggars can't be choosers. --User:John Lydon/Sig 15:22, December 21, 2010 (UTC)




  • I made these images using the source image you provided. I hope you like them. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 20:03, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

Zombiebaron, you are awesome! These will be perfect! --User:John Lydon/Sig 20:05, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

Gay Luigi on the Potato

Please make this not suck

I want to put Gay Luigi on the logo for that page, but since by image editing software is limited to MS paint, I can't do it right. (I can't get a clear background). A base image of gay Luigi can be found here, sorry for the purple background. Thanks. --Mn-z


02:27, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

Eh, I just uploaded a transparent gay Luigi and used css to put it over the normal logo... you can make it smaller or move it around on the page; does that work? User:Lyrithya/sig 02:46, 20 December 2010
Yes, thankyou. --Mn-z 11:43, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

A request


Hello, I've never come by and asked before, so thanks for all the ducks and the good work you do. Genius abounds here. My request is to put Pope clothes on Fadda Murphy over dere, but still keep the background and the frame. The white clothes that the Pope wears. For the third in the trilogy I'll elect the guy pope when Benedict dies, so an article should be set to go before that event. Thanks, and no hurry! Aleister 10:40 18 12

Fulton pope.png

Er, this wasn't what you said, but does this work? What you said would be harder, since that image wasn't very well done and/or posing is hard. *shifty eyes* User:Lyrithya/sig 03:45, 20 December 2010

Just came by and saw this! Perfect, thank you, and I think that is Fulton Sheen, no? I'll write on your talk page. Aleister 21:35 26 12

New Truck, not really ( For HowTo:Travel to and Through the Southern United States)

800px-Red truck USA.jpg

I need the truck to look like its been through hell. The premise is that a bunch of southern rednecks and a group of foreigners (out of state) engaged in an extremely intense shootout using machine guns and other powerful weapons, with the truck and trailer taking most of the fire for the foreigners. The truck has also been driving on nothing but dirt roads, and it has collided with a few houses. Please keep the original copy intact, as it is a key component to the article. thank you. AngryFaic 12-13-10 22:20pm

  • How's this? -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 18:11, December 16, 2010 (UTC)
    Hm, having read the article in question, I can't help but feel that AngryFaic was rather thinking along the lines of this and that... Of course, I don't know if that's even possible to make, though. -- Schamschi 07:45, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

This is excellent! Thank you very much. AngryFaic 12-18-10 13:11pm

Johannes Brahms in the Reeperbahn

Could somebody please extract Jonathan Rhys Meyers (the guy facing the camera (duh)) from this snapshot of the movie "Match Point", replace his head with the one of this guy, aka Johannes Brahms, but mirror the head, so that it looks to the right side, and put the resulting Brahms into this picture (higher-resolution-version of this picture), so that it looks like Brahms is casually ambling down the Reeperbahn? And I think it would be better if the whole picture is black/white, not only because the picture of Brahms' head is b/w, but it would also go better together with the other pictures in the article, because they are all b/w. -- Schamschi 21:49, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

  • How's this? -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 05:17, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
    His head's a bit big... o_O User:Lyrithya/sig 07:11, 13 December, 2010
    To quote Socky, "If the head was any smaller, you wouldn't be able to recognize it at all." -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 07:32, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
    I still think anime characters look like mutants. User:Lyrithya/sig 07:53, 13 December, 2010
    Big heads = comedy -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 07:55, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
    You seem to do a lot of that. >.< User:Lyrithya/sig 08:00, 13 December, 2010
    Excellent, thanks! But I think Lyrithya is right, the head is a tad too big, and I think it is better if it looks realistic even if the head isn't distinctly recognisable in a thumbnail, because there's always the possibility of looking at the high-resolution-version. And trust me, the comedic effect will be generated by the underlying caption... -- Schamschi 12:42, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
    Okay, how does it look now? -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 19:36, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
    Er... actually I see no difference... Maybe it takes a while for the new version of the picture to load? But it's not that important, if you have already merged the layers. -- Schamschi 19:49, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
    Ah, yes, now it works. Yes, that's great! Thank you very much! -- Schamschi 20:01, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

Christian tragedy

I'd like a photoshop of Santa Claus flying into the World Trade Center. It'd be funnier if most of the reindeer have already crashed into it, giving justification for the smoke and flames. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 04:48, Dec. 12, 2010


User:Sycamore/UnNews:New fast food film decribed as an even more shocking indictment of the industry

Hi there, I'd like a really hyperbolic image of some guy having a hard time eating nothing but the meat free options from Pret. A sort of Morgan Spurlock parody, mixed with the whole anti-globisation Guardian brigade. I really want to do a feature worthy UnNews, so I'm hoping to get this to look really good. It could be the film poster, or an image of him actually eating the food in bad shape - better still two pictures of a kind of before and after (But with the Pret food in shot) would look good. I leave it up it you. Thanks:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:14, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

Darkpret poster.pngPret before-after.jpg

Not sure if I have captured your idea properly but here are some attempts. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 01:37, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

GTA: Mecca cover

Hi, I'd like a suitable cover art for the following article: Grand Theft Auto: Mecca, using a GTA 4 template or whichever one you can find. Include something like a load of muslims doing the Hajj pilgrimage, or something like that. Thanks in advance --Manurebear 09:23, November 22, 2010 (UTC)

As the article has apparently been deleted, I suppose the question is this... have you plans to bring it back, or is the notion busted? User:Lyrithya/sig/8


If you feel like having some fun, visit Worst 100 Grue Subspecies (still in progress) and make a picture of whichever one you like. Or a few of them. Anything would be appreciated. --Some Idiot Image002.png 10:26, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

While I'm sorely tempted to use this opportunity to point out that anybody who has ever played Zork and its Infocom ilk knows that depicting a grue is an impossible task given that it only treads where "it is pitch black, and you are likely to be eaten", and consequently cannot be seen, and anybody who would see it would surely be eaten, and the rarest and briefest encounters have depicted it as a "horrid little beast with red eyes, razor sharp claws and slavering fangs, gurgling in agony and tearing at its fur", I am willing to accept that this is Uncyclopedia, that the grues here have been irrevocably conflated with the entirely too cute and unrelated Domo-kun, and as such, offer you such a wholly inaccurate and unlikely picture anyway. --User:MeepStarLives/sig 18:24, August 18, 2010 (UTC)


Can't figure out where else to put this... (yes I am an admin I know this go away)

I'd like to request an audio from someone who has:

  1. A microphone that they use to do their audios with
  2. A Casio keyboard or some other musical implement/program that comes packaged with preprogrammed beats, melodies, etc.

Both will be used to make a recording of wesley willis, in the style of the musician himself. If you're not familiar with him, please listen to a few of his songs beforehand to get the style down. Feel free to insert lengthy and illogical solos in between verses. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:51, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

Hiya Froggy, I recently got into the untune thing, did a thing for Socky. But sadly I am a girl and I think this might be detrimental to your plan. So this is a slightly useless message. Basically I just wanted to say that in future if you have a parody musical thing I'd love to help out provided my gender and subsequent girly voice doesn't get in the way. -Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 18:43, August 27, 2010 (UTC)

Big one

Hey I'm working on The Children of the Owl and the Pussycat and I'm after quite a few pictures. Preferably one of each character, one of some protestors with Anti-retarded aligator slogans and pictures on boards and a album cover for a sound track.

I know this is a lot to ask. If you would prefer me to be more specific and say stick this image in this one or add words here then just say and I'll do it that way but there's a pretty big room here for you to go mad and do whatever.

(If you could work Jim Carrey into the background of some of them that would be amazing) DavefaceFMS ScottsigFlag.png 11:50, July 28, 2010 (UTC) User:PeregrineFalcon999 recommended I talk to you :)

Actor Character
As a cop.jpg As a cop. Jenkins-cop.jpg
As an Owl.jpg As a Owl. Julian-owl.jpg
As Dumbo.jpg As Dumbo.
As Dumbos mum.jpg As Dumbos mum.
As gay rabbit.jpg As a gay rabbit. Diesel-bunny.jpg
As Mutant Owl.Pussy-Cat.jpg As a Owl Cat mutant. Obama cat owl mutant.png
As Satan.jpg As Satan. Freeman-devil.jpg
As The Pussy-Cat.jpg As a pussy-cat.
Asgay Mutant Owl.Pussy-Cat.jpg As a gay mutant owl pussy-cat.
Ok, I started on this one but I'm not to clear on exactly what you want to achieve. Especially the Dumbo people. And as I don't know who they are I cannot look for pictures that would be better suited to edit. Also, my knowledge of the exact nature of a 'gay mutant owl pussy-cat' is rather hazy. Perhaps when I am in a more disturbed frame of mind I will be able to visualise these particular creatures. Should it sparkle? If anyone else wish to tackle these, please go for it. I am too tired at present. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 00:27, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

various requests

Can I please get a picture of a maggot, and a little fat kid? Possibly a coffin to please. Oh and if anyones REALLY bored do you think you could get me a picture of a lunch-lady with REALLY high pants? please? thanks!! --Court x 06:16, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

These are simple pictures and you could easily get them from Google Images. --Some Idiot Image002.png 07:04, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

can you make it clearer as to what it is you are requesting here? Do you want a little fat kid AND a maggot as two separate things, or a fat kid with a maggot? And doing what exactly, describe a scene of sorts and I'll see what i can do for you.--User:Maniac1075/sig 14:33, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

X Japan


I would like any X Japan image, like File:Hide2.jpg, or any other suitable one, chopped so that jets of water spurt out of his/their hair like an amazing fountain. Or, option B, just extend the hair as tall as possible. Many thanks. User:Hiatus Hernia/sig217:02, Jun 12, 2010

Uh... not to sound ungrateful... but that guy is obviously white and not a member of X Japan. User:Hiatus Hernia/sig211:06, Jun 13, 2010
How about [1], or [2], or [3], or [4], or any of the images in my article? (By the way, I strongly prefer 1 and 2 and other images of that same guy, whose image you can find if you search for "x japan hide".) User:Hiatus Hernia/sig211:22, Jun 13, 2010
that was just a pic I had laying around I had made months ago for something, figured it might be close to what you wanted, but i guess not :P --User:Maniac1075/sig 13:50, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

Zionist Conspiracy!

<K-Dip> Heh, the most fascist of all wikis is the one with with the American flag in its logo.
<dexter111344> We changed our logo to the American flag?
<ColinAYB> dexter111344: No, now it's a Star of David made of golden bagels around Oscar Wilde's neck.

That's your cue. Be sure to make Oscar Wilde bald, and name the image Mordillo.png -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 00:17, Mar. 26, 2010

Bist meshugeh? Cabal? What Cabal? We put the kibosh on that ages ago. Now finish your Sophia like a good boychickel. Eat, eat already! You're skin and bones!


Could you take the Uncyclopedia logo and make it look like a literal peice of shit? Along with the word "CRAPOPEDIA". It's for a special project. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 07:49, Dec. 25, 2009

Not quite, as I can't get the image quite in my head, but I can do a puzzle poo, similar to the idea of the puzzle potato, with a few pieces missing. It will take a few days as I have a little on my plate. Quick question before I do it: Why am I doing this? User:POTR/sig
I was going to make a poo-themed reskin, but if it takes too much effort, never mind. It's not that important. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 13:11, Jan. 2, 2010
I've run out of time at the moment. Sorry. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif