Uncyclopedia:Requested pictures/archive21

Hello SubGeniuses!

Your unpaid work is the definition of the New World Order! Can anyone take the picture on UnNews:Bibowler Girl bowls 900 series and make the box say "900" instead of "300"? If so, thanks! If not, geese. Aleister 19:27 9-1-'12

And I swapped it on the page. If you don't like it, too bad. I mean... User:Lyrithya/sig

User:Mattsnow/UnRecipe:Multicoloured beaver quiche with iron coulis

Hi! I'd need a beaver to be photoshopped into this file for my beaver recipe: File:Gloleau1.gif. (A dead beaver of course!) If you could make the chef look even more disgusting that would be awesome too! thanks! Mattsnow 12:04, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

• How's this? -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 18:37, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

  It's great, but Bizeebeever has already done it... :S Sorry, I should have said. Mattsnow 18:51, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

  Oh, ok. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 19:59, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

Carrot

Can anyone simply make the carrot in this picture grey or at least match with the background color? Thanks --User:Oliphaunte/sig 06:33, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

• How's this? -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 06:02, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

Good, thanks very much ZB. --User:Oliphaunte/sig 06:33, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 18:38, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

Tea Party meets Occupy Wall Street

Moar political chop, pl0x!

Photoshop this fool: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2046586/Occupy-Wall-Street-Shocking-photos-protester-defecating-POLICE-CAR.html

..into wearing a Thomas Jefferson outfit and have him crapping on Alexander Hamilton's grave. -- Sir Kip > Talk • Works • Contribs • ♫ • 02:26, Oct. 25, 2011

• How's this? -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 06:39, January 5, 2012 (UTC)
• NOTE: It has come to my attention that Bizzeebeaver already filled this request. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 20:03, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

Beslan Circus

I posted several images of the Beslan hostage crisis at Beslan Circus. They are all from the video taken by the hostage takers on the first day.

One suggestion in the Pee Review is to make them "more circus themed" - It's obvious from looking at the balaclavas that the men are definitely not circus performers, and I want to preserve that element, but at the same time I want to follow the suggestion given in the Pee Review.

What photoshop edits are you thinking of? Vzvartnots 16:49, October 18, 2011 (UTC)

Mexican drug war

Hey! Could you take this pic:File:Mexico sombrero.jpg and put some bulletholes on the big sombrero and an arrow through the small one? If you could put a revolver in the bloke's hand or a rifle by his side that would be awesome, it's for this article I'm writing, if that can help you get the angle. This image has the potential to be freaking hilarious, especially considering the article's concept! Thanks! Mattsnow 01:56, November 24, 2011 (UTC)

Request fulfilled by Bizzeebeever, thanks man! Mattsnow 09:02, November 24, 2011 (UTC)

Bananas Bananas Bananas

Yea, so I need bananas, or rather, A banana clearly wrecking havoc on a city. Nothing too picky, so just go nuts on creativity, ot should I say, go bananas? Lololol....Yea.... --User:Oliphaunte/sig 05:14, November 19, 2011 (UTC)

Yeahhhhh...this is all I got. ~ButtButterson (speak) Nov 23, '11 2:17pm

Hmmmm, might work. Thanks for it. --User:Oliphaunte/sig 18:49, November 25, 2011 (UTC)

Changing the name on a Coke can

Sounds simple, but I'm a twit at Photoshopping. All I need is for it to say "Frog Semen" on a can of Coke (maybe this one?). And if it isn't too much of a problem, maybe if you could make the colour on the can green instead of red. Many thanks. -- Talk! Contribs! 08:45, November 13, 2011 (UTC)

like this? ~BetterThanYouAtEverything (speak) Nov 20, '11 5:29pm

Ooh, nice. Talk! Contribs! 16:44, November 22, 2011 (UTC)

Rand Paul

I wrote this article and it has been featured 3 months ago, but I feel that even though an article has been featured, an author should improve it anyway. That's where you magnificient help comes in. So, I think my request will not be too hard to accomplish. I'd like this pic File:Rand and Ron Paul.png to include a javelin in the hands of Rand (the guy in the bottom middle who looks like he's about to throw one) The caption for that pic is: "Rand throws a javelin straight to his opponent's heart while his father Ron laughs it off." Thanks in advance and take your sweet time, this would be soooo appreciated. Mattsnow 19:46, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

Here is the updated version. Do you like it?

--User:Magic man/sig 03:54, November 11, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, I do! Thanks MM! Mattsnow 09:54, November 13, 2011 (UTC)

An animation

It starts like your typical Big Rip (don't use the gif on the Wikipedia page as an example, though), i.e. you see a couple galaxies moving apart and getting smaller because of the greater distance from the observer. Then when everything gets dark, the black background (let's call it the fabric of spacetime) starts ripping. We zoom out to reveal that it was just a pantyhose ripping, i.e. we see a woman that's getting dressed ripping her pantyhose (while her legs are in it, by the way). I plan to put the caption "The bare-naked reality of the end of space and time." underneath it. Whaddya think? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:53, 19 October 2011

Request fulfilled by Template:U. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:35, 3 December 2011

A cross between Wikipedia's new ugly logo and their old less ugly one

And if you could make a bouncy version too, that'd be awesome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:07, 6 October 2011

You mean a cross between this and this? ~ButtButterson (speak) Oct 29, '11 3:48pm

Yup yup yup. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:56, 31 October 2011

I don't understand how we're supposed to make a cross between two logos that are essentially the same. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 11:49, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

Like this:

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/4143/wikipedia5.png

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/2305/wikipedia5w.png

Bizzeebeever fulfilled the request a little while ago. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:54, 9 November 2011

Wonderful. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 12:06, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

Any chance he could get rid of the pixelated edges? Maybe use a png instead of a gif? Or do most browsers still not support that? User:Lyrithya/sig

Lyrithya: the animation works fine in Firefox and Opera, but it isn't supported by Internet Exploder at all, or by Chrome or Safari without a plugin. (The first frame will show up in those browsers, however.) Lastly, it makes for a bigger filesize (218% bigger than a .gif). But here it is anyway. ~BizzeeBeever (speak) Dec 1, '11 5:34pm

It's much prettier, though... User:Lyrithya/sig

What to do when Gypsies steal your carrots

Could somebody make a diagram of somebody shaking a stick at a load of gypsies please. Thanks. --Waylander37 17:50, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

For some reason, I find this request appealing. I don't have any time to do this, and I likely won't end up making your silly picture, but I'll get your hopes up anyway. What kind of diagram are you looking for? Are you aiming for a political cartoon style or something more along the lines of an instructional pamphlet? I can also do venn diagrams, pie charts, and bar graphs, but if you ask me to make any of those, I will hate you and call you mean names. User:KneeChee27/sig2

I'mlooking for something you would find in an instruction leaflet. --Waylander37 12:34, October 4, 2011 (UTC)

• How's this? -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 22:38, November 11, 2011 (UTC)

Brilliant! thanks --Waylander37 21:33, January 30, 2012 (UTC)

Summer camp + Hell

I really need a picture for my new article Camp Refugee I cant think of anything good,At this point i tried everything and it came out horrible.I was thinking of something like a Concetration camp just with repulicans or something.-- 02:32, August 13, 2011 (UTC)UNmarine777

• How's this? -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 21:42, November 11, 2011 (UTC)

• Perfect!--UNmarine777 02:46, November 13, 2011 (UTC)

Jonesology

I can't really think of any pictures I want on my Jonesology article, but I just want some sort of image. Possibly a picture of a bow labeled "Cyanide" next to a large container of Kool-Aid, but with the "Cyanide" container spraypainted on (or something along those lines) so it reads "TOTALLY NOT Cyanide". Anything that's funnier than that would be fine too. [super*cool*alternate*grammar]

• How's this? -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 11:37, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

Stand up for cancer

Could you take up one of those "Stand Up To Cancer" posters, and change it into something like "Stand Up for Cancer", as in, stand up for the rights of the cancerous cells? Would really appreciated it. --User:Scofield/sig 13:11, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Will this:

work? --User:Magic man/sig 14:25, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

It's good, but maybe drawing a crowd of cancerous cells in the background would add to the humor. --User:Scofield/sig 17:38, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Betterer? --User:Magic man/sig 17:51, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Yup! --User:Scofield/sig 12:33, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

Tyrannosaurus Banks

Basically a T-Rex with very attractive curves. Could you provide me with one? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:06, 6 October 2011

• Yes, dinosaurs wore dresses. You don't know; you weren't there. -- User:Imrealized/sig 07:56, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

  Whoa, that looks awesome! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 09:46, 8 October 2011

Thanks, bruddah. She is a total DILF, ain't she? Thanks also for the revisionary exclamation point! -- User:Imrealized/sig 10:18, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, sometimes I forget to type exclamation points in spots where exclamation points would be appropriate! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:28, 8 October 2011

Soap Disco Commercial

So there I was, looking up Maroon 5's Wikipedia page, because I'm SUCH a big fan of them and yeah, I'm lame enough to be searching for pop-culture trivia on the internet.

And then this fucking band name of Kara's Flowers pops up. Turns out, they were a precursor band to Maroon 5, who had also released a single called "Soap Disco". It's lyrics go something like this.

"Soap Disco....see the floor from a cleaner point of view."

Now, wouldn't that make a great commercial tagline? Could you pick up one of those fancy-ass soap commercial posters with those bright background colors and potatochop them to show something like "Kara's Flowers presents- Soap Disco, see the floor from a cleaner point of view!" or something? Pretty please? Here's an image that could serve as a start. --User:Scofield/sig 07:57, October 5, 2011 (UTC)

• How's this? -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 08:44, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
  • So you decided to parody one of those old 20th century adverts. Nice! --User:Scofield/sig 11:31, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

"It would be like Hitler playing golf with Benjamin Netanyahu." - Hank Williams, Jr.

Make it so. -- Sir Kip > Talk • Works • Contribs • ♫ • 22:58, Oct. 4, 2011

• How's this? -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 06:48, October 5, 2011 (UTC)

• Well, Hank Williams, Jr. is a Palin Republican (a country singer and a football fanatic - I know!), so he was thinking of Obama as the equivalent of Hitler, but I like it like this. Thanks. -- Sir Kip > Talk • Works • Contribs • ♫ • 03:43, Oct. 7, 2011

Hi

I know that this is very easy and I am ridiculous because I can't do it but I would want someone to cut out the white thing from this image so that the book is the only thing in it. ( I know my english ware worse since I left this place but it's alright. Right? RIGHT?!) --User:Mimo&maxus/sig8 12:11, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

Your english is english. Thus it is, by its very nature, terrible. Anyway, image is here. It would probably have worked better had you saved it as a png in the first place. >.> User:Lyrithya/sig

Pictures for my new article

Alright, this time it's not for the contest. For my new article UnBooks:September 11th, Two-Thousand-and-FUN!, I'm going to need: http://math.mercyhurst.edu/~griff/sgtpepper/sgt.html

This picture, but with faces of George Bush looking dumb, Dick Chaney being evil, Bill Gates, Ted Turner, Ben Bernanke, Barack Obama, Rush Limbaugh, and any other evil neocons and beurocrats on that picture. Along with the logo saying, "Sgt. Illuminati's Bilbiberg Club Band. Arrange the face how ever you'd like.

A second picture I'm going to need is a picture of President George W. Bush as a puppet; with the strings connected to puppeteer, Vice President Dick Chaney. But this time for Dick Chaney, make his face look like a male genitalia. And in the background, add a fragile version of the White House ready to collapse.

Oh, and a gif of this picture here: http://www.google.com/imgres?q=alex+jones+angry&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=768&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=5cuRPNAMLXmIgM:&imgrefurl=http://sittingnow.co.uk/2009/09/09/alex-jones-and-charlie-sheen-hoax-the-911-truth-movement-to-sell-dvds/&docid=-2PJ6u22K8f1-M&w=300&h=202&ei=T88pTun2DamLsgKnluG4Cw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=516&vpy=425&dur=298&hovh=161&hovw=240&tx=91&ty=37&page=1&tbnh=152&tbnw=181&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:12,s:0

With his head exploding.

And, that's it. --Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 19:16, July 22, 2011 (UTC)

Human Fucking Cow Picture(s)

I am going to need some pictures for my new article I'm writing for Uncyclopedia Summer Extravaganza; called HowTo:Fuck A Cow. That is, in which that's the tournament I'm competing.

• I'm going to need a combination of this picture (mad man):

http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-photo-4888482-mad-man.php

And this other picture (woman dressed like a cow): http://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/2008/09/

• Next, I'm going to need a series of pictures (this time, in clip-art form) of a man and a cow. First, I want a man kissing the cow, a man sucking on the cow's utters, a man fucking the cow, and last; the cow kicking a man in the face. The deadline must be the day before August, because I want to win.

--Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 20:09, July 19, 2011 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to use RadicalX's Corner to request images for articles for the competition. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 06:54, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

I'm not? Well, can you show me the rules saying that? Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 13:49, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

The tournament rules don't seem to be very clear and they have changed at least twice in the last week, hence why I said I was pretty sure. I am basing my guess on the fact that RadicalX's Corner isn't allowed at any other Uncyclopedia contest. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 16:28, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

Request:Faux News and Killer Obama (1 of 2 complete)

I'm going to need a picture that looks like a fat man sitting on the couch, watching Fox News; and on the TV screen, I want it to say FAUX NEWS! YOUR SOURCE FOR TOP MISLEADING STORIES ABOUT THE BIASED WARS AND PROPAGANDA! If you don't like it, then GO FAUX YOURSELF!

Oh, and I need that Obama-Chucky picture I've requested before to be upraded, by adding a Marxist symbol on Obama's face. Here's the symbol right here:

http://indianvanguard.wordpress.com/2007/10/01/list-of-major-naxalist-parties-in-india/

--Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 22:54, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

How's this for the Obama thing?

--User:Magic man/sig 03:45, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

Now THAT'S a picture! --Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 13:32, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. And good luck with your article. --User:Magic man/sig 13:50, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

You forgot my other request above the Obama picture! --Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 01:49, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

Well, actually, I was going to see if someone else wouldn't do it. But seeing as no one has, I might just do it... --User:Magic man/sig 01:52, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. --Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 15:05, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

Image for UN:REQ

Could someone upload this image for me? MadMax 00:29, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

There you go.

--User:Magic man/sig 00:51, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. MadMax 04:09, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

No problem. --User:Magic man/sig 04:28, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

I have nothing to do with this

I couldn't be arsed writing the obvious article, so I made the obvious picture. I'd like to vfp, but would like feebdack first. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig2

Er... shouldn't this be on UN:DESK? --User:Magic man/sig 22:09, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

Since you put it that way, yes. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig2

For the contest

Two mini-golf competitors are staring deep into the abyss of each other's soul prior to their match, trying to spot that weakness to exploit during their upcoming confrontation. "Will this guy be tired by the 10th hole? Is he strong enough to finish the whole 18 holes on his feet? Has he eaten garlic to disgust me or because he likes it?" Psychological warfare at its finest.

I know I'm an ass for requesting a pic to be done before the 7th, but that's the competition deadline. :S It's for an article entitled "mini-golf". Could you take this pic and put putters in their hands, maybe a golf hat on the black guy and stamp out the UFC logo? For a 'feel' of what I'd want, I included the pic's caption as it appears right now on the article. Thanks! :D Mattsnow 13:51, August 4, 2011 (UTC)

It's against the rules to use RadicalX's Corner for the contest. But seeing as I'm on your team, I can do it. But I will say I think it's funnier if they don't have golf shtuffs. --User:Magic man/sig 18:46, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

I didn't know it was against the rules, see what you can do bro! (MM is on our team) Mattsnow 19:06, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

Actually, Aimsplode has announced that using Rad's Corner is allowed for this contest. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 19:12, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you ZB, but the job has been done by Magic Man (a great job may I say) so I wanted to delete the request but I'll leave it to you, since I don't wan to cause confusion, admin stuff and all. Mattsnow 23:20, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

New Picture

Hey, Radical X. I need a picture of a guy whose penis has split in two; sitting on the toilet seat with a face from that scream picture. You know, the picture where this wierdo is screaming? And also in the pic, be sure to add a radio that's playing Sun Ra. It's for my Avant Garde Jazz article.

--Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 23:49, June 12, 2011 (UTC) Oh, and could you edit this picture, please?

Thanks! You know who I am? But just in case, it came from the same guy who wrote an article about Avant Garde Jazz.

Ghillie suits

I've recently had what I think is a pretty good idea to improve my Ghillie suit page, but it involves two pictures, one of a typical British court scene from the 1600s-ish, with a few men in ghillie suits standing around preferably attracting a fair amount of attention, and one of someone walking the red carpet top-model style in a ghillie suit. I can't really make them with the tools I have (trust me, I tried), so if you could help with that I'd be very grateful. Thanks. Seijana 11:35, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

File:RedCarpetSniper.png

• How's this? -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 17:59, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
• Pretty good thanks, but is it possible to do it without the rifle? Seijana 03:28, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

Meow (1 of 3 completed)

Hello big request here, so I understand if I get knocked back. Basically I need three pictures for my article on the 'Turkish Van' breed of cat.

Cat

Van

Turkey

1. Probably the simplest, a van with the head of a Turkish van cat, with the Turkish flag on the side of it. Because this sounds complicated (even though it isn't) I've uploaded 3 pictures so you can get an idea of what I'm looking for.

2. A picture of a Turkish van cat with no legs (the Turkish Van's legs are docked at birth so it can fit into the tiny van).

3. A Turkish van cat transporting a kebab and/or shaving meat strips from a rotating spit.

It would be tremendous if I was provided with just one User:JelloMold/sig 21:13, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

Here's a one for that first one. That work? User:Lyrithya/sig 04:55, 28 June 2011

Like it, but we're talking about a regular sized cat in a tiny van really. I'm sure you could easily remedy this by changing the background? To maybe a kitchen or something? Also if possible I don't want the head to be seen as 'merging' into the van. The joke is that the cats are crammed into the tiny vans when they reach adulthood, not born that way. User:JelloMold/sig 17:36, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

Having second thoughts about the head merge Lyrth, I say leave it in (the cat eventually merges with the van.. sounds good) User:JelloMold/sig 16:42, June 29, 2011 (UTC)

Template:U fixed it. The size, anyhow. User:Lyrithya/sig 07:01, 30 June 2011

Bachelor or Bachelorette Sock

This is a simple request: I need a picture of a lone sock. It doesn't matter what type, or if its clean or dirty (clean preferred). I'd take the photo myself but I don't have a digital camera. I'd "borrow" the picture myself, but I don't want to offend some corporate lawyer. Here's the article its for. The more outrageous and difficult to match, the better. UnNews:New online dating service opens for socks -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:41, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

Why can't we all just get along. User:HauntedUndies/sig. 11:37, July 18, 2011 (UTC)

Request:Princess Selea Gomez

I'm doing a article on Selena Gomez, and I'm putting some fantasy in it as well, and so I require an image of Selena Gomez in princess attire.--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig 15:58, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

I didn't make this, I found it on the Internet. Hope it works. --User:Magic man/sig 15:51, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

Oh well, I like it. Probally shoulda done that myself, but what can I say? I prefer the hard way.--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig 18:15, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

Request

Here's the URL I got from the original picture. http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cdn3.iofferphoto.com/img/item/132/402/729/iQ6tzuUFmdLFJtN.jpg&imgrefurl=http://kr.ioffer.com/si/halloween%2Bprop&usg=___D2yroPUvJkNMLnYqgWxTf_WdSU=&h=480&w=380&sz=31&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=N0AQ6AM6jAKpkM:&tbnh=149&tbnw=128&ei=eqYTTtKBE7COsALN79jUDw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Devil%2Bchucky%2Bdoll%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D585%26gbv%3D2%26tbm%3Disch&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=234&vpy=217&dur=1875&hovh=252&hovw=200&tx=95&ty=99&page=1&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0&biw=1024&bih=585

Anyways, I need for you to add a head of Barack Obama; and also add a logo saying, "Obey, or DIE!!!" --Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 00:07, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

TA_DA!

--User:Magic man/sig 16:57, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

9/11 Commission Report

I know I'm asking a lot as of late, I finished the 2 articles I requested pics for, one is on Pee! This one ought not to be too hard: just take a 9/11 Commission report pic and write on it in red, as if it was a homework a teacher corrected: (circled) F Pitiful! I wanted something that sounded plausible! I'll see you guys on detention Saturday!

Maybe huff the last sentence if it gets too clogged. Here's the pic:

Thanks in advance! Mattsnow 04:30, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

How's that? --User:Magic man/sig 15:14, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

If you use an overlay effect, it may come out looking more like ink. User:Lyrithya/sig 15:23, 5 July 2011

It's almost perfect! Would it be very hard to have the text above the F a little bigger so that it goes higher in the white zone? But don't change anything about the F or the text below. Sorry for being such a pain! Mattsnow 16:47, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Er... Lyrithya, how do I do an overlay effect? I don't even know what that is. --User:Magic man/sig 17:01, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

You know what layers are, yes? Change the mode of the layer. User:Lyrithya/sig 17:23, 6 July 2011

Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Thanks. --User:Magic man/sig 17:27, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

There. Fixed it. --User:Magic man/sig 17:47, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

Whoa!!!! Awesome! Thank you both! Mattsnow 02:06, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

No problem. --User:Magic man/sig 02:09, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

That's a dissolve, isn't it? But I was wrong anyhow; darken only would be the closest to ink, probably. Unless it's written in paint or something... really thick paint... but I'll just be leaving now. User:Lyrithya/sig 15:31, 7 July 2011

Yeah, that's dissolve. I looked at overlay, but the text was illegible. --User:Magic man/sig 15:48, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

Hey

What the hell is this? I ask you to give my pictures an upgrade, and you ignore mine?! WTF!' You never ignore the others pictures! Why the fucking shit are you ignoring mine?!?!?! --Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 16:47, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

The reason is probably that your requests are very unclear. I'm not really ever sure what you're requesting. If you would make yourself more clear, I'd be happy to do them for you. --User:Magic man/sig 17:48, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

Also, sometimes it just takes a long time for a request to be fulfilled. --User:Magic man/sig 17:50, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

Please link us to the original source material for your images if you want us to upgrade them. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 04:28, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Well sorry, but I don't really look at the websites I get my pictures from. And I'm so embarrased that my entrence to this request page is so unreasonable, and everything! I'm sorry, but I'm so eager to get my pictures, and besides my request are clear. What do I have to do to be reasonable, Magicman?! --Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 23:50, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Maybe you should start looking. Or just copy the urls without looking. Either way, that's what we need to do much of anything. User:Lyrithya/sig 23:55, 5 July 2011

Sorry for my tempered-up breakout. The reason why I'm angry about this is well, I have autism. It's a disability where you have impaired speech (in person), diminished eye contact, and that you have hyper behavior which causes you to be so agered easily. But anyways, that's not really right to just ignore my pics like that; and besides, I am clear with my pictures! It's just that I'm different from this whole Uncyclopedian chiche-conformity and I'm looking for a purpose here dammit. Anyways, I'm still very sorry for my outburst. --Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 23:59, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Stuff happens bro, no worries about that we all have some sort of illness here! If you realize you are a little hyper, you should consider taking some time off before writing. But don't feel bad about it. Mattsnow 15:18, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

I need this to be upraged.

I got this picture from Google and edited it with Paint. --Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 13:45, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

I'm not sure if this is what you mean by "upraged", and I wasn't entirely sure of several words due to contrast issues in the original, but hopefully this is somewhat close to what you intended for the late great Billy Mays. --User:MeepStarLives/sig 09:05, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

But wait, there's more!

IOI

A comical picture of two zerglings facing each other, together with 2 zerg rushes against each other in the background please.--JordonOng 13:38, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

User:Frosty/Snowman of the month

I am making my own award competition, but I need a badge for it. Can smeone please make a pale bluey sorta badge with a snowman of the front of it? User:Frosty/sig3 00:27, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

How's that? --User:Magic man/sig 02:07, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

Very nice thankyou! User:Frosty/sig3 02:10, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

You're very welcome. --User:Magic man/sig 02:53, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

Teen Pop

Hi...

Yeah, so anyway, I need a picture of a popular female teen pop icon (Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, etc.) wearing a two-peice tube top swimsuit, then censore the garments with black bars so only skin can be seen, and that said teen pop icon's... privy parts, are covered with the aforementioned black bars, so as to give the impression that she is nude. No, I am not requesting this image because I'm a sick pervert. Quite contrary, I am asexual. Rather, this image is to demonstrate that female teen pop icons are nothing but whoreish sluts. It's for my recently huffed Teen Pop article. I will be making an account soon, then I will retrieve the sad, crippled remains of what used to be my article, and give it a loving foster home in the form of my account. This picture would be a great addition. Thanks in advance! :) 97.96.65.123 02:12, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

How's that? --User:Magic man/sig 03:43, June 29, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, my God, it's perfect! Thanks. 97.96.65.123 14:01, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

Ahahah nice... User:Lyrithya/sig 06:43, 30 June 2011

You're welcome, and thank you, Lyrithya. --User:Magic man/sig 14:22, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

Disgusting recipe

HI! This time, I would need this pic or any other pic of a guy with an enormous rad suit to look like he is making a cooking recipe (as in eating). To give you an idea, the title of the article is gonna be: UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic Ham with Uranium. If a ham and a stove could be present with a bottle of Fantastik cleaner and a prescription pill bottle, that would be awesome, but maybe it's much to ask. Anyway, do what you can! Mattsnow 18:18, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

• I realize that this isn't exactly the image you requested, but I hope that it can still be helpful for your article. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 19:57, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

• Radiation-suit.jpg

  Original.

• 

  My stab.

I believe all is present. Was this image Fallout-inspired, by any chance? --User:MeepStarLives/sig 19:59, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

Bwahahaha!!! I never expected someone could do this! Perfect! Thanks Meep| And Zombiebaron, you helped me a lot for the other article I have brewing with your Rand Paul holy pic! Mattsnow 20:23, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

Yo

Pretty, eh?--User:CandidToaster/sig 05:14, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

A better version of this cause we all know it sucks. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig8 10:23, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

And who is that in the image, may I ask? --User:Magic man/sig 15:39, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

er... I think he is Owen. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig8 09:17, May 27, 2011 (UTC)

Done.--User:CandidToaster/sig 05:14, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Evil Salesman

If somebody can find a picture of an evil salesperson working at a store (stealing, abusing customers, hitting on some mom, anything) in a funny manner, that would be appreciated. -- - Big★Duck ☭ 09:51, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

How's that? --User:Magic man/sig 01:10, June 8, 2011 (UTC)

Great! Thank you. -- - Big★Duck ☭ 01:15, June 8, 2011 (UTC)

Any time. --User:Magic man/sig 01:23, June 8, 2011 (UTC)

Holy paladin

If somebody could take this picture of Rand Paul and make him look like a Paladin (sword in hand and shield with a cross, crucifix necklace) or an angel with an aura and wings... Anyhow, he would have to look holy, good, an evil conjuror. But with the same background. I hope that can be done, that would be awesome. Thanks! Mattsnow 23:08, June 1, 2011 (UTC)

• How's this? -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 05:36, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Just perfect! That is just amazing bro!! Thanks so much! Mattsnow 12:03, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

No problem. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 16:21, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Wooden SNES Cartridge

What I would like, if I may, is a picture of one of those old game cartridges you used to get for SNES/Megadrive/Genesis but made out of wood. I would prefer it to be an old Final Fantasy game, but in truth any title will do. If someone can do this for me I will love you forever. --User:Black flamingo11/sig 11:59, May 22, 2011 (UTC)

Will this do? --^Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 15:29, May 22, 2011 (UTC)

I love you - uh, I mean, yes that's good. --User:Black flamingo11/sig 23:43, May 22, 2011 (UTC)

Template:AdminOTM

If you don't know I'm trying to rebuild RYA but make it better and easier to navigate. Basically it works like so everyone ranks the admins giving a score. At the end of each month the admin with the highest score average score wins a lovely template for their userpage. Hence why I'm here. I want an image like the image on {{NOTM}} but something related to being an administrator not a noob. I think a ban hammer would be nice here, like the noob of the month background except I want it red. Red is cool. Anyone feel like doing this for me? --User:Frosty/sig 09:51, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

How bout this? -^Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 11:04, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

Huzzah, that was quick --User:Frosty/sig 11:08, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

Yip, I was just sitting around waiting for the rapture. Anyway, is the hammer ok or should it rather be one of those hammers judges use? I'm having a Thor fetish, hence the current hammer. --^Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 11:17, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

Nah its good --User:Frosty/sig 11:25, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

Uh oh!

I need someone to 'chop Pauly Shore's head (with his bristling '90s hairdo, see this for reference) onto one or more of the fat cops in this pic. Thank ya kindly! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:46, May 12, 2011 (UTC)

It's not very good, but does that work? User:Lyrithya/sig 02:38, 13 May 2011

Excellently. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:10, May 13, 2011 (UTC)

Lucyfer's request

I need pictures that look like this:

• File:Ornette.JPG
• File:Captain Clownheart.JPG
• File:Tubbytubaman.JPG

But make it only a little bit more better than what I made.--Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 23:03, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

You should probably link to your sources.User:Ljlego/sig2 23:14, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

• 

There's one, but you haven't made it clear what you want for the other 2. Do you want THAT clown face, or any old clown? And I can't read what you wrote on the Jason Voorhees picture. --User:Maniac1075/sig 08:25, May 3, 2011 (UTC) Here's another one:

But I can't read what you said on the third. Enlighten us. --User:Magic man/sig 14:54, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

It said "And A Kife!" on the third. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! (talk • contribs)

Oh, thanks. --User:Magic man/sig 00:20, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

Here's the third:

--User:Magic man/sig 02:27, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

And here's the forth (and last). Be sure to ad a logo "Chimps Gone Wild: Avant-Garde Jazz Edition" and also "Only 19.99!", just like those Girls Gone Wild video covers.

--107.5.33.113 23:32, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

Could you please link your sources? User:Lyrithya/sig 03:12, 13 May 2011

I just look pictures up on Google and then go to edit with Paint, sir. Don't really know any sources. --107.5.33.113 00:14, May 16, 2011 (UTC)