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Please use vector images

I know, right?

Uncyclopedia should start using SVG images for its various logos. Seriously. --User:Qzekrom/sig4 01:28, March 27, 2012 (UTC)

Go post this in a forum, not here. --User:Magic man/sig 01:34, March 27, 2012 (UTC)

Another upload request

Can someone upload this image for me? Thanks. MadMax (talk) 16:24, March 19, 2012 (UTC)

Done. But lemme ask ya something, Max...do they only let ya out of the institution on weekends? :) ~ButtButterson (speak) Mar 19, '12 5:54pm

Weird creatures

Basically, I just need a better version of this image for the article I'm working on. Nothing too detailed, though. It has to look like a crude, generic sketch. It'd be nice if you'd easily confuse the nipples and belly button with eyes and mouth respectively. And you don't need to add any genitals. For any questions, please ask me on my talkpage. Also, please alert me on my talkpage when you've fulfilled my request, as I probably won't be checking this page that often. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:29, 19 March 2012

I uploaded a new version. Better? --User:Magic man/sig 01:36, April 11, 2012 (UTC)
That does the job nicely. Thanks! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 04:56, 11 April 2012
No prob. --User:Magic man/sig 05:07, April 11, 2012 (UTC)

Hotel room

A while ago I made an image based upon a classic scene from the graduate. It goes like this:

I'm not as happy as I would like to be with the chop - the room that I used doesn't have the right look, the original images I stole from have quality issues, and it has a nasty pixelated feel, And I've managed to make part of the wall transparent. I'mwanting to keep a similar concept (where he is in the same size ratio as the leg, but is outside looking in) but preferably cutting the image of him off at the waist (suggesting that his hands may be doing something very different). Because it is a famous image the more you can keep of the original look the better, but my 'chop was, honestly, pretty bad, and the colours of my source image were wrong. It's a complex and detailed request. Any volunteers? User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3

If you can find the original window stock image, I'll do it. ~BigHeadTodd (minus the Monsters) (speak) Mar 18, '12 11:10am
Oops, you wanted a different room.
Uhhh...I'll see what I can do. ~BizzeeBeever (speak) Mar 18, '12 11:19am
Graduate peeping tom.png


Per Puppy, can you grab this one too and load it here? Thanks.

  • wikipedia: File:Oz titlecard.png

Aleister 12:42:33 14-3-'12

Done, done-done-done DOOOOOOONE! ~"Just the facts, ma'am" 15:22, March 14, 2012 (UTC)
Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!! I'll pop it on the page right now. Aleister 16:32 14-3-'12


Could someone please upload copies of the following files to here?

Thanks. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig2

Done, done, done, and done! Whew, I feel ten pounds lighter. ~ButtButterson (speak) Mar 14, '12 3:16pm
Thanks. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig2

John Lennon Galt

Take this snake and morph with the album cover, by which I mean I want a colorful snake image in John Lennon's place. The title should simply be "Imagine No Taxes". -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 03:31, Mar. 12, 2012

Gadsden Snake


-- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 03:31, Mar. 12, 2012

How's this? --User:Magic man/sig 05:02, March 12, 2012 (UTC)
I had my heart set on the snake resembling John Lennon's face in the album, or at least being colourful. If possible, "Lennon" needs to be replaced with "Galt". -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 07:00, Mar. 12, 2012
On second thought, it looks great like that. Just change the name. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 07:08, Mar. 12, 2012
Better? --User:Magic man/sig 15:24, March 12, 2012 (UTC)
Yes! -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 22:43, Mar. 12, 2012

Elephant request

Hi! I'm writing an article about an elephant revolt. I'd like this picture to have elephants in it. They don't need to do anything in particular, just standing there. Maybe make them big in scale a bit, but the pic is going to look moronic anyways (i.e. it's impossible elephants destroy a city like this, no matter how big they are.) The important thing is that there are a lot of them. Also, if you could remove the japanese lettering on the left (the white one) that would be cool if that's not too much trouble since this is supposed to be Cairo (or a place where there are elephants.) Thanks! I'm pretty sure I'll make a good article out of this. :D Talk Mattsnow  21:55, March 7, 2012 (UTC)

I can probably do this... ◄► UnUnUn ium ◄► 23:10, March 7, 2012 (UTC)

Elephapocalypse.jpg This work for you? ◄► UnUnUn ium ◄► 00:27, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

OMG that's awesome! Thank you! Talk Mattsnow  01:18, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

Peabody parody award

Hey, I'm looking for a parody of the peabody award, to be called the Pee Buddy Award.  There are a few images of an older one here. Also there is a shot of the trophy here and a good shot of the modern coin here.  As much as I giggled at the lover of men line, I don't really want that on there.  This is to be used for this, so high res would be nice. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig2

That's what I said. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig2
Who are you talking to? ◄► UnUnUn ium ◄► 07:23, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
  • Here you go. Also, I feel I should mention that the contest you linked is scheduled for the same time as the annual imagery contest. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 07:31, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
    I guessed there'd be a conflict somewhere. Whoever thought of that imagery contest should be ashamed of themselves. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig2

Bulbapedia logo.png

Like that, except it's red and has a hammer 'n sickle or something like that superimposed on it to show that Bulbapedia is a Communist wiki. User:Qzekrom/sigUser:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigtest

Is this what you were looking for? --User:Magic man/sig 02:25, March 6, 2012 (UTC)
Wow, thanks! Is it transparent? User:Qzekrom/sigUser:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigtest
I made it from the image you provided, so yes. --User:Magic man/sig 02:31, March 6, 2012 (UTC)
It's now being used on User:Qzekrom/Bulbapedia/Communist, so there. User:Qzekrom/sigUser:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigtest

Patriotic fetus

I would like an image of an aborted fetus waving a small American flag in his hand. (Limited bloodiness, plox.) -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 02:13, Feb. 22, 2012

Let's see..... maybe try giving me the pictures (because I got a lot of shit at my plate right now, finishing my articles and shit), and I'll see what you can do. 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 10:29, March 4, 2012 (UTC)
will this do? --User:Maniac1075/sig  10:35, March 21, 2012 (UTC)
Patriotic Fetus.jpg

Wish You Were Here

I don't suppose anybody could make a "Wish you were here" postcard with a picture of a concentration camp on it? --Waylander37 21:19, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

Here you go. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 16:27, February 21, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks --Waylander37 16:38, February 21, 2012 (UTC)

Richard Simmons cell phone


Hello. I used this pic in the Happy Monkey contest, implying that Simmons modeled for a cell phone. If there is someway to actually make him into a cell phone in the pic, or at least add a couple of things to him so he looks more like a cell phone, that would be great and appreciated (to be added to the page once it's unlocked). Thanks! Aleister 19:24 Valentine's Day '12

"BEER! FOOTBALL! BOOBIES!" ~BusterCherry (speak) Feb 15, '12 11:24am
Nice, it may work with a caption rewrite, thanks! I should have explained it more. I was thinking more of leaving Simmons pretty much as he is and just adding enough to hint that what we are looking at is actually a cell phone. The caption aludes to his red outfit. Don't know how to do it, maybe having the cell phone body in back of his and leave him like he is, so it looks like you have to punch numbers on his uniform and crotch or something. A tricky concept. But this may work (see p.s.) Aleister 11:30 15-2-'12
p.s. although looking at the pic at a larger px it looks pretty good.
I am an idiot. ~BizzeeBeever (speak) Feb 15, '12 11:37am
p.s. If you can find a higher-resolution version of that picture, that'd help. I can't. ~BizzeeBeever (speak) Feb 15, '12 11:37am
Nah, I just used the one on the site. And you are not so an idiot! No, your pic is fine, I like it more as I get used to it, you know how you like one girl, ah, pic, and then the next one has to grow on you, so this is fine and funnier the more I see it. Thanks! Aleister 11:42 15-2-'12
Well, OK, but only if you're sure. By the way, I'll see what I can do with the other one. ~ButtButterson (speak) Feb 15, '12 11:54am

Two image request

I need two images that would go with my two projects, Mr. Jackass 333's Music Video Review and Mr. Jackass 333's Random YouTube Video Review. Im not really looking for anything specific, so surprise me.--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig 09:55, February 13, 2012 (UTC)

Neither of those two things you said are actual article titles. Can you please be at least a little more specific about what you'd like? -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 18:01, February 13, 2012 (UTC)
More specific? No problem. The first image should have something to do with with music (musical symbol, guitar, etc.) and since it's about music videos then it should have a TV. The second image should be something about Youtube and computers. The title's of both articles should be on their respective images (Mr. Jackass 333's Music Video Review on the first, Mr. Jackass 333's Random YouTube Video Review on the second) with Mr. Jackass 333 written in blue italics.--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig 18:54, February 13, 2012 (UTC)
  • Here's the Music Video image, I'll make the Youtube one now. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 21:01, February 13, 2012 (UTC)
  • And here's the Youtube image. Let me know if there are any changes you'd like me to make to these. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 21:41, February 13, 2012 (UTC)
I'm impressed. They look totally awesome. Thanks man.--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig 22:41, February 13, 2012 (UTC)

Help importing image

Can someone upload two more files (here and here) for me? MadMax 19:44, February 8, 2012 (UTC)

'kay. User:Lyrithya/sig

Thanks Lyrithya. MadMax 19:56, February 8, 2012 (UTC)

This might be tricky but would it be possible to take a screenshot of this:

[math]\displaystyle{ \left[ \frac {\mbox{ white }}{\mbox{ red }} \right ] }[/math]

to save as a flag image (File:Flag of Poland.svg)? MadMax 20:13, February 8, 2012 (UTC)

I wasn't able to save it as a .svg, I hope that's alright. --User:Magic man/sig 04:23, February 9, 2012 (UTC)
I could, because I'm super-special. ~ButtButterson (speak) Feb 9, '12 7:49am
Lemme know if you want it smaller or bigger or whatever. Full-sized is 450px x 325px.

Reuploading deleted image

Could someone upload this image from the mirror Uncyclopedia? Thanks. MadMax 05:11, February 8, 2012 (UTC)

Done. User:Frosty/sig3 05:18, February 8, 2012 (UTC)

Appreciate it. MadMax 05:19, February 8, 2012 (UTC)


Don't suppose you could import this file from Wikipedia? MadMax 06:29, February 8, 2012 (UTC)

Done. User:Lyrithya/sig

Man holding pizza

A photo of a man holding a pizza with a guy holding him at gunpoint? I know it's hard ... but it's urgent. Thanks. --User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 07:04, February 2, 2012 (UTC)

Tahts, like, teh eeZest 1 I ever dun! ~ButtButterson (speak) Feb 3, '12 1:06am
Shit! The terrorists want our pizza!
Woot! Thanks! --User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 07:29, February 3, 2012 (UTC)


Could anybody make a diagram that wouldn't be out of place in an instructional leaflet of somebody shaking a stick at some Gypsies please? thanks --Waylander37 20:31, January 30, 2012 (UTC)

  • You must've missed this, where Template:U posted the following picture:
If that doesn't work for you, please let us know! ~BusterCherry (speak) Jan 30, '12 9:21pm

Thanks--Waylander37 21:31, January 30, 2012 (UTC)

No one asked for this

I'm just going to leave this here. User:RadicalX/sig 01:43, January 25, 2012 (UTC)

I picked it up and ran with it. Thanks for the great pic and the inspiration. Aleister 1:24 27-1-'12


Could ya take ol' Ted Kaczynski's head here (either one is acceptable) and place it on a body with a visible "Vote For Pedro" t-shirt, but rather, have it say "Blow Up Pedro". A forest background is most preferable.

Ted kaczynski.jpg

Bonus: Edit the famous Unabomber sketch to feature Napoleon Dynamite's loser brother Kip as the face. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 23:56, Jan. 21, 2012

  • To quote John Lee Hooker, boom-boom-boom-boom, a-haw-haw-haw-haw:
Napoleon Kaczynski.jpg
Kip the unabomber.png


Make this all Christmassy by lining tinsel around Hawking's chair and computer, put a Santa hat on his head, and a flattened tabby cat with phony reindeer antlers on his head under the wheels. (If possible, find a better pic of the Hawk in which to use.) -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 05:12, Dec. 11, 2011


HowTo:Be Happy

I need some images in here. Thinking something upbeat and happy for most images. Later an image of space with an arrow pointing and "You are here" type of thing. And towards the end an upbeat and happy image that with the right caption could be seen as negative, like people smiling and a caption of "You'll never be as happy as they are." Whatever. Go crazy! User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig2

Living the dream.
  • Here's a picture of a happy guy. I'm gonna start working on that space picture now. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 01:20, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
  • Ok here's the space image, gonna make one more image for the ending. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 01:44, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
You will never be as happy as them.

Breakdancing box

This might be harder than the carrot, but I was hoping that someone could make a picture of a man in a a sort of arab outfit breakdancing on a flat cardboard box in the desert. It'll make sense when I finish the article. --User:Oliphaunte/sig 09:50, January 7, 2012 (UTC)



Can you make this File:Papasgame.jpg file look like a picture from GTA San Andreas? Not like the cover of the game, just like a picture taken while playing.. you know, with the pixels and stuff... --User:Mimo&maxus/sig8 14:29, December 9, 2011 (UTC)

GTA san andreas papasgame.png

This work? I tried to make it look appropriately polygonal. User:Lyrithya/sig


Linus point.png


Simple request: Take Linus and give him an afro and facial hair identicle to Samuel L. Jackson's in Pulp Fiction and give him a gun in his hand. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 20:00, Dec. 1, 2011

Two Images Request

Both of these request are for a Doctor Who article I'm working on.

First, I like an image of a dalek ship heading towards the mouth of a giant Justin bieber head (or Fred Figglehorn). The background can either be outer space or on a war-torn planet. Some addition details like making the head look more evil or eyes that glow red would be nice. I got two links for the Dalek ships that could be used. Either one would be fine.



Secondly, I like an image that shows Davros wearing human outfits and such, including the following: a baseball cap, sunglasses, a beach shirt, a cigarette in mouth, and having a big mustache. And it should have a background like a beach or a city. I have a link to an image of Davros, but I don't mind what kind of image you use as long as it has Davros in it.


--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig 02:17, October 24, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, it's not my best, but if you want it, here's the first one: File:Justin the Dalek eater.jpg --User:Magic man/halloweensig2 20:32, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
This is pretty good. I'll put it on right now.--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig 00:13, November 1, 2011 (UTC)