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[edit] 2007

[edit] December

[edit] Cajek (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +16 consultant urologists

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[edit] November

[edit] One-eyed Jack (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +14 additional eyes donated to the cause

[edit] 2008

[edit] January

[edit] Fag (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0 gaybos
  • Nomination Fag deserves a shot at this award. He does a good job.   Her Cajekiness <-> Jan 15 (15:24)
    • Comment hey, thanks Cajek! However, I think there are people who deserve it more at the moment. *shifts eyes downward* ~Fag x FS

[edit] Under user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5 or under

[edit] MrN9000 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: N6000

[edit] Finnius (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5 weird sig fishes

[edit] February

[edit] Fag (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1 smokers

[edit] Under user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 11 under achievers

comment hey Fag, dont vote for the enemy, AND don't let your self-critic become more powerful than your self-worth...Finn has spoken. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c0/Finnius.pngFile:Smelly Water.mp3

comment nah, it's because he by far deserves it more :P It's not like he wasn't going to win anyway --(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote!Icons-flag-gb.png 09:02, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
Comment. B...but I'm not anyone's enemy. Honest! I'm nice, do you hear me Finnius? Niiice! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:14, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
comment you're right, i shouldn't have used the word 'enemy'.../me checks Santa's List http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c0/Finnius.pngFile:Smelly Water.mp3

[edit] March

[edit] Mightydandylion (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2 misspelled weeds
I'm tempted to make that, but it would require effort. Also, Cajek: Nothing could be farther from the truth, eh? http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:49, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] SysRq (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 9 colo(u)rful sigs

[edit] Fag (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2 user(s) who always get to the bottom of the joke.
OOPS! I thought you got to vote for and against the nominees for this award, kinda like with VFH. Sorry about that!!! -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R I'm gonna "Rock You, Baby!" And give you an "Intentional Heartache!" Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 01:44, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Boomer (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0 voters who do pee reviews pee review

[edit] April

[edit] Heerenveen (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6 funny looking names
  • For Nom Under user, who kept track of User:Cajek/Pee claims that Heerenveen should be up next for RotM. Out of 34 reviews, 33 were good, and that's better than... hell, it's better than I'm doing! P.S. This vote could change if someone or another dude overtakes him later in the month...   Her Cajekiness <Apr 01, 2008 [4:01]>
  • I went from For to Nom on this one. I just got an amazingly well done review from someone else, and I decided that I'm looking for quality over quantity on this one for now. ...unless I change my mind? I think Heerenveen is awesome, but every review I've gotten from this over person confirms it: I feel guilty not voting for MightyDandylion.   Her Cajekiness <Apr 04, 2008 [13:27]>

[edit] Mightydandylion (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5 esteemed aubergines
  • Nom. I've been very impressed in the last month by the strength in depth we currently have in our reviewing talent. There are several I think deserve a tilt at this award this month, and MDL is certainly one. His reviews are simply the most in-depth on the site at present, and he's an intelligent and friendly guy to boot. He may not get my vote, but I won't complain if he wins! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:04, Apr 1
  • For, partly to make it 1-1-1 in how the nominees have voted, but mainly because he is a prodigious peeing talent, more than making up for his lack of experience with countless 4000kb reviews. Great stuff. –—Hv (talk) 1/04 18:55
  • Almost f♥r...gahh. The only reason you're not getting my vote is because HV has done some amazing things as of late. But I feel I have to at least put a good word in or two for my man here. This is by far the greatest noob reviewer I have ever witnessed. He jumped in here, a relatively new user, and went right to work putting out quality reviews. He quickly learned the ropes. And for that reason, I say we move this to Reviewer of the Fortnight, so that both MDL and HV can have a turn this month. But I can only vote once...WHY?? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 22:50 Apr 1
  • Absolutely suh Brilliant and nearly incomparable, what with his newness and stuff.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:09, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
  • For Mightydandylion knows what he's doing, and is a better reviewer than I am. I hope he works on UN:PRG for a little!   Her Cajekiness <Apr 04, 2008 [13:28]>
    • Uh Forget it. Instead of switching my vote every time someone does an excellent review, I just won't vote. I like the candidates too much to vote.   Her Cajekiness <Apr 06, 2008 [16:09]>
  • Epic For Per whatever it was I said last time. -Dildoriken.gifRAHBDildoriken.gif 06:46, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg For Woo! - 07:46 23 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

[edit] Javascap (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 animated template
  • Nom. If there was a "most improved reviewer" award, Javascap would walk it this month. His first few were tentative, but he's grown to the point where he can have a "rejoice, Javascap has reviewed this article" template without it seeming ironic. Again, my vote lies elsewhere, but he deserves a nom and your consideration at least. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:04, Apr 1
  • Thank you! I am rather excited that I am being considered for Reviewer of the Month, and at the same time, I cast one vote for myself. once again, Thanks Under User! Warm Regards, Javascap
  • VOTE This guy understands humor and humour --TheGreenOne 13:49, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
  • For all the reasons UU already stated. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:48, 22 Apr
  • comment I always enjoy a good Javascap review.   Her Cajekiness <Apr 04, 2008 [13:57]>

[edit] Boomer (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: -1 almost serious votes
Now, Now... Give ol Boomsta a chance now... The month is but young, and there is much reviewing to be done upon the morrow... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 23:49, Apr 1
Oh, and I don't care what he says. I still refuse to call him that. Why don't you guys start calling me "Sys?" Oh wait, you IRC kids do that already. And it pisses me off. Actually I kinda like it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 23:59 Apr 1
Eh, I have no preference between Boomer and Boomsta. It's actually been somewhat interesting for me to see how many people have begun calling me Boomsta, as I've noticed a few people outside of IRC use it. I also refer to myself differently to throw you off. Also, WHEN DID I EVER TELL YOU TO CALL ME BOOMSTA??? I DEMAND TO KNOW!!! Unless of course you've read my userpage, in which case I know exactly when I told you to, but none of you ever listen to me anyway. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:44, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
How come I don't have any cool nicknames?   Her Cajekiness <Apr 02, 2008 [1:52]>
  1. Your username wasn't already registered on freenode.
  2. Your username is short enough to easily type out.
  3. We now know you want one.
The three above reasons are enough to almost guarantee that you never get a nickname. However,
  1. I just made that statement.
  2. There are plenty of people out there that want to spite me.
Therefore, your odds of getting a nickname have just increased exponentially. You're welcome. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:58, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
How about Jekky? Or Cajun Blackened Tilapia? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 18:50 Apr 4

[edit] May

[edit] Mightydandylion (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +10 colossal reviews

[edit] Javascap (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 animated templates

[edit] orian57 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom. Another improving reviewer, and one who continues to provide a good volume of work, deserving of recognition. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:59, May 1
  • For - He won't get it this month but I just wanted to vote for to show my support, cause he's a great reviewer and MightyDandelion doesn't need any more support, really. - 15:49 4 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

[edit] Boomer (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1

[edit] June

[edit] Orian57 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3Provise

[edit] Javascap (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +4 centered talkpages

[edit] Sycamore (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0 bonnie Scotsmen
  • Nom. This is as Orian's nom last month, he's progressing well as a reviewer, and he's still quite active. Also, he has the exact same review count as Orian did at the start of last month, let's see if the nom has the same impact here. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 1/06 09:17
  • Comment. I like Sycamore, and his reviews are good. A good bet for this in the future, if he keeps it up. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:20, Jun 2

[edit] YesTimeToEdit (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: YesTimeTo5
Actually only one...much to my sadness (hint, hint). - [19:44 10 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

[edit] Boomer (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: -4 bums

[edit] July

[edit] Orian57 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +13 colourful sigs
  • For Okay am I voting for the right person in here? The one who adopted me? That one, yes. He deserves it because he didn't just adopt me, he went on Safari and helped all the natives, animals and insects. Blood donations are always helpful. Where the hell am I? It's always so confusing in these labyrinths. Mgr. Nacky (talk) 08:03, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Nom & for. OK, Orian gets my vote this month. Mainly because he took on the "Melty Blood" review that we were all avoiding because it was longer than Route 66. The article's been deleted, so you can't see what a task he took on, but trust me, that's one hell of a review! He reviewed the hell out of that epic, and still found time to do as many reviews in June as anyone else. He has earned this. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:21, Jul 1
  • For Much as the above. Also I'm not selling my vote this month and I'll be back to doing more reviews soon, just want to give some attention to my own writing.
    Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 08:30 1 July 2008
  • For because I haven't seen Javascap's reviews around, and because Sycamore never ever "gets" my articles.   Her Cajekiness <12:54, 01 Jul 2008> changed to Hyperbole. Sorry Orian!   Her Cajekiness <17:34, 05 Jul 2008>
  • For Because Orian is my adopter and good reviewer and Sycamore hates my guts because I reviewed his article for my First Review. (One more step to coolness)Baseball1 6 Join HereBaseball16.gif 17:00, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For - I think I kinda regret "buying" Orian's vote for last month, the sex wasn't even that good. If he doesn't get it this month, I may hang myself. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [09:15 3 July]
  • Yep. UU's right. I stared at the "Melty Blood" request many, many times, trying to summon up the will to do it. And I couldn't. But out of my failure arose Orian's success, like a great flaming PEEing phoenix. Cheers. --Hyperbole 18:53, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • I cast my vote in favor of Orian A good reviewer, and he's constantly around reviewing the hell out of everything. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 17:08, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For Nothing witty to say here. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate 20:43, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For a job well done, over and over and over again. Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:48, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For He's a good kid really, if a little ins... Oh wait, it's me that's meant to be the kid in this relationship? Yeah, anyway, spot on. User-Gladstone-icon.gif Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb.png Yorks Rose.jpg 19:29, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. - I've had a look at the review historys - Orian deserves this--Sycamore (Talk) 16:29, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Template:Good Luck, Orian - He welcomed me to Uncyclopedia, and sided with me when my page was huffed. Besides thAT, he really understands what this place is about,as evidenced by his work.
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. - He was shown to me as an example of quality in Pee Reviews, and he definitely has it. --mrmonkey72 00:00, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Javascap (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +5 randomly coloured sigs

[edit] Sycamore (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2 Sean Connery Impresshionsh
  • Nom. Sycamore is a top bloke. He keeps his head down, and quietly and consistently produces thoughtful, quality reviews on a regular basis. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:21, Jul 1

#Self for--Sycamore (Talk) 08:42, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

  • NominationSycamore has helped out a lot of nOObs and his reviews are good enough to deserve this award more than everyone else.--Altair 19:37, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
    • I geuss you mean For Syc has already been nominated by U.U. After that you just vote for. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 19:40 31 July 2008

[edit] Hyperbole (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3 HyperReviewers

[edit] Boomer (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: -5 persons highly active on IRC

[edit] August

[edit] Hyperbole (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +7 Serenading Piss Artists

[edit] Sycamore (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +6 Scottish Patriarchs

[edit] Gerrycheevers (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2 Pissing goalkeepers

[edit] Boomer (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: -4(or infinty) people with real hope

[edit] September

[edit] Sycamore (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +5 men who wear kilts for ease of pissing

[edit] Gerrycheevers (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +6

[edit] October

[edit] Sycamore (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5 men who STILL wear kilts for ease of pissing

[edit] November

[edit] Nachlader (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3 n00bs doing a good job

[edit] BlueYonder (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +4 blues yonderers
  • Nom & tentative for. This is a tough call. Nachlader did more specifically in October, but BlueYonder's done more total reviews. What swings it for me right now is that Yonder writes some of the most in-depth reviews I've seen. We'll see how the month goes. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:43, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
  • For. While Nachlader is a fine reviewer, I believe that since BlueYonder did more total, he should get the vote. Nachlader for next month. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 00:54, Nov 5
  • Hasty for. I can't believe that he hasn't won this yet, and I've been out since August. Nothing against this Nachlader guy, I don't know him and I'm sure he's a fine reviewer. But my vote goes to BlueYonder on a much broader scale in that I believe that he should have already won this. Great job, Blue, I love you. sirhttp://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/e/e3/Ignignokt.gifsysrq @ 00:57 Nov 5
    Comment: I'm a BY fan as well, and he's done a fine job for some time now. But if we're voting on number of reviews done in the past, wouldn't Javascap be the runaway favourite? (I have no problem at all with BY winning - excellent reviewer, but my vote stays right where it is). --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:10, Nov 5
    Comment on UU's comment: What happened to Javascap anyway? I remember he reviewed one of my articles... I miss him. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 16:48, Nov 5
  • Well, I'm flattered-I'm not going to vote for myself because I don't fancy being hated, but thanks, guys, this is really inspiring me to push on. Oh, and thank you especially, SysRq; since I'm incapable of human emotion I'll never love you back, but I appreciate it anyway. BlueYonder GalaxyIcon.jpg - CONTACT - PUH-LEEZE EDIT GRUESLAYER!
  • For -Dildoriken.gifRAHBDildoriken.gif 01:29, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

[edit] December

[edit] Nachlader (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +8 anagrams of Red Hal can
  • Nom & for. So, Nachlader has settled in well. He's done a whole bunch of in-depth reviews (he's closing on 25 after just a couple of months) and along with Mnbvcxz did more than anyone else last month. My vote goes here because I think he gives more feedback than Mnbvcxz, but damn me, it's a close call. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:03, Dec 1
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:08, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.. Very, very close call. M-z for next month. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 16:53, Dec 1
  • Bandwagon vote. Actually, I'm quite the fan of young Nachlader, despite my inherent inability to get any meaning out of his name. Explain it to me after you win, buddy. Nice job keeping Pee Reviews alive. Keep it up. sirhttp://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/e/e3/Ignignokt.gifsysrq @ 22:34 Dec 1
  • for. reviewed my article last month. --Allmightyred 10:57, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
  • For giving my article a scathing (but very in-depth) review. IronLung 05:44, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
  • For On the bandwagon, there is always next month. And I don't want to be the only one voting for myself.--Mnbvcxz 02:07, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
  • For. Last month, I thought it was kind of a toss-up between Nachlader and BlueYonder. So this seems to be Nach's month. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:57, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Mnbvcxz (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0 keyboard bottom rows
  • Nom. Mnbvcxz has just come in, got his head down, and got on with reviewing. Actually did more reviews than Nachlader last month, but not quite the same depth in one or two. However, that doesn't change the fact that he's been extremely helpful and done a top job worthy of recognition. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:03, Dec 1
  • Against. Mnbvcxz reviewed my article on Depleted Kitten, but didn't give any constructive criticism except telling me it was a stub. Ryuinfinity 20:15, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
Um, you could try asking for more information in the review, or writing more when before you place it on review. If you place a stub on pee review, it causes two problems. First, the reviewer doesn't have much to review, and will tend to focus on the article's stubbiness. Amateur reviewers will often ignore any other problems and complain solely about its stubbiness. Second, the reviewer may assume that you are incapable of writing anything beyond a stub on the given subject. (I have known some authors who seem be incapable of writing full articles) This will result in tons of beginner advice, or even suggestions to consider working on an easier subject. Some subjects are just hard to write on, and although telling a writer that might be discouraging, it is less discouraging than allowing them to bash their heads against the proverbial wall.--Mnbvcxz (Annoy) 23:17, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
  • For: Chin-up pardner, perhaps next month will be yours to shine on ROTM.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  00:44, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
I'm under the impression that this vote if for the contributions from the month November (with some weight given to earlier reviews, plus factoring in the hesitance to give the same award to the same person multiple times, et cetera). During that month, Nachlader did a better job reviewing than me, and also did a good bit of work in October. --Mnbvcxz (Annoy) 01:31, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Popularity contests have inherent quirks and question marks but it's all just a bit of fun, it provides motivation/feedback and gives you the chance to insult people in clever ways. For instance, in our recent encounter I joked "we let the British have all these pages that nobody understands but them....". That was a bit of fun because, of course, I'm joking. I love limeys and most of the humour. I've got over a month of music on my iTunes and I'd be surprised if half wasn't UK musicians and groups. So why am I saying this? I'm buttsucking! See, it's fun!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  10:36, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
That's a fairly accurate summary, Mnbvcxz, I'd say. Your fantastic work this month has not gone un-noticed, and I suspect next month should be yours... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:12, Dec 30

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