Uncyclopedia:Templates/Maintenance
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Maintenance templates
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| AAP (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Cleanup (Talk) (Used on) | 
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| Cowbell (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Fail (Talk) (Used on) | EPIC FAIL!
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| Homeless Image Notified (Talk) (Used on) | [[User:|]] has been notified of this image's homelessness on the . See [[User talk:|their talk page]] to see if they are interested in rescuing it from the image huffer. | |||||||||||||
| Former Sysop (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Inactive Sysop (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Iredo (Talk) (Used on) |
| For putting dibs on articles when you are re-writing them | ||||||||||||
| Merge (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Eat (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Japanese.ver (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Policy (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Sbtop (Talk) (Used on) | Welcome to the Spambox, the ultimate source of the most popular articles in Uncyclopedia, especially ones marked as {{ICU}}.
The content added here will not stay permanently, as it has other business to attend to.
Do whatever you want to this page, just don't remove this template or turn the page into a redirect.
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| Vote Reminder (Talk) (Used on) | You have less than a week, just 6 days to nominate and vote for Writer of the Month, Noob of the Month and Uncyclopedian of the Month, GET VOTING!! | #days left to vote... | ||||||||||||
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Colonisations
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| COTWs (Talk) (Used on) |
| Colonisation of the Week | |||
| GCOTW (Talk) (Used on) | Geography Colonisation of the Week | ||||
| HCOTW (Talk) (Used on) |  ____________. Last week's was Uncyclopedia:Timeline. See how it improved: | History Colonisation of the Week | |||
| MOCOTW (Talk) (Used on) |  ____________. Last week's was VCR. See how it improved: | Mundane Object Colonisation of the Week | |||
| SCOTW (Talk) (Used on) | Science Colonisation of the Week | ||||
| BCOTW (Talk) (Used on) | Biography Colonisation of the Week | ||||
| GCOTWnow (Talk) (Used on) |  This is a current Geography Colonization of the week! | Geography Colonisation of the Week | |||
| HCOTWnow (Talk) (Used on) | This is a current History Colonization of the week! | History Colonisation of the Week | |||
| MOCOTWnow (Talk) (Used on) | This is a current Mundane Object Colonization of the week! | Mundane Object Colonisation of the Week | |||
| SCOTWnow (Talk) (Used on) |  This is a current Science Colonization of the week! | Science Colonisation of the Week | |||
| BCOTWnow (Talk) (Used on) |  This is a current Biography Colonization of the week! | Biography Colonisation of the Week
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Templates for ick!tionary definitions
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| MTUsign (Talk) (Used on) | {{MTUSign|~~~~~}} (5 tildes) | |||
| dictionary (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Pronounce (Talk) (Used on) |
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Main Page sections
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| Bestof (Talk) (Used on) | Seven Deadly Sins
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| DidYouKnow (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Featuredarticle (Talk) (Used on) | Today's featured articleRecently featured:
Extension:DynamicPageList (DPL), version 1.8.6 : WARNING: No results. Yesterday's featured article | Displays the current featured article | ||
| Featuredarticle/6-June-2007 (Talk) (Used on) |
An anime is a chemical compound that contains the anime group, which consists of one oxygen atom, one tantalum atom, one potassium atom, and one uranium atom, with a total charge of negative one (OTaKU-). Anime compounds can be divided into two groups: animo acids and animo salts. Animes tend to be highly volatile and dangerous, even when diluted. Most animes are known to enlarge the eyes of anyone who ingests them, and many have other adverse effects, such as creating a popped vein in the drinker's right temple. (more...) | |||
| Featuredarticle/7-June-2007 (Talk) (Used on) |
Saint Frankenstein's Day or Frankenstein's Day is an annual holiday that falls on February 14. Though a public holiday in Transylvania and Latveria only, it is celebrated unofficially around the world. In the late 1700s, mad science was suffering under persecution the likes of which had not been seen in weeks. Well-organised mobs of torch-wielding nutcases roamed the land, setting fire to castle after castle, with scientist, monster and Igor alike being hounded into an early and padlocked grave. This came to an end after Baron Victor von Recently featured: Anime - Sperm - Dictation - HowTo:Set Up a Party at the Last Minute - Letter to the Isle | |||
| Featuredarticle/8-June-2007 (Talk) (Used on) |
CHICAGO, Illinois -- While investigating a break and enter in a suburb of Chicago, local law enforcement found the body of a young boy in amongst the broken furniture and shattered dinnerware of the looted home. "The little tyke appears to have put up a good fight." says Detective Mike Plinski, "It's too bad he was only eight years old. An older boy, say ten or twelve, could probably have resisted the perps by, oh I don't know, watching old A-Team episodes and cobbling together a cabbage cannon or an armored something-or-other." The city of Chicago has recently been caught in a wave of crime, which the media have christened the "Home Alone Heists", where two incompetent but loveable crooks break into a home looking for televisions, jewellry, refrigerator foodstuffs and other high-value items to exchange on the street for drugs. These break-ins are generally thwarted by the high-concept antics of an irritating but loveable occupant of the home. (more...) Recently featured: Anime - Sperm - Dictation - HowTo:Set Up a Party at the Last Minute - Letter to the Isle | |||
| Featuredimage (Talk) (Used on) |  | Displays a random featured image | ||
| Featured UnBook (Talk) (Used on) | This month's featured UnBook is UnBooks:How to cook poop cuisine!
The UnBooks cookbook presents: How to cook poop cuisine! Vote for next Featured UnBook | |||
| Recent (Talk) (Used on) |
Freshies | The O'Reilly Factor, Tuesday May 13, 1865 | Diary (rw) | UnBooks:Swamp Adventure Amusement Park Ride Announcer Man: An Autobiography | Mega Blast | HowTo:Get Nigger-Blood Out Of White Robes | Cluedo Columbine edition | Psyche | Worst 100 LOL Cats | Red Bull | Animal fucking | HowTo:Explain fist-fucking to your children | Footnote | Mr Blotto | The Big Participatory Article | James Carville (rw, sort of) | A perfect article | Test Match Special | Real Deal | Cute Fluffy-Bunny World Whose Cute Fluffy Exterior Masks a Terrible Secret | Chutes and Ladders | Guide to a Postmodernist Art Exhibition | Six Hats | Kosher Nostra | Wikia Inc. Corp. Ltd. | UnBooks:Jonathan Livingston Chicken | Sergio Leone
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| Topics (Talk) (Used on) |
Haduken - Ironman Ivan Stewarts Super Off Road - Mecha Rumsfeld - Fratelli Gang - One Eyed Willie - Cohagen - Fusor - Johnny Cab - Kobra Kai Dojo - Douglas Quaid - MalEEEna - Adiabat - Saetia - BennEEE - Pink Tubing - LorEEE - Onion Head Hat - multiplying assholes disease - dual penis syndrome - Teleolethargic Psychosis - Stoat - Chode - Choad - Ellipse - | Requested topics, from alternate mainpage. | ||
| MonthlyAwards (Talk) (Used on) |
Vote for Writer of the Month | Vote for Noob of the Month | Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month | Past Winners | Displays the current featured writer | ||
| Sisterprojects/languages (Talk) (Used on) | Combination of Sister Projects and Languages templates | |||
| Uncyclopediaheader (Talk) (Used on) |  Welcome to Uncyclopedia, the free encyclopedia of politically incorrect non-information.Uncyclopedia is an encyclopedia full of misinformation and utter lies. It's sort of like Congress or Parliament. Unlike Congress or Parliament, however, we do have a sense of humor. Nonetheless, this one of the only factual pages, before everything turns into a puddle of utter confusion and disarray. Savor it. And for the love of Sophia, we know you like disarray, but stop adding confusion to this page to spite the disclaimer. Uncyclopedia is a Wiki, and it allows you to contribute articles of your own. Before writing for Uncyclopedia, please read the How To page to learn how to properly format text in an article. Please also read the funny guidelines. If you are interested in flaming and trolling here at Uncyclopedia, please read the rules of battle first. Flamewars are encouraged as long as they follow the rules. Finally, if an article offends you, resist your urge to mess it up. CLOSE YOUR BROWSER WINDOW. IT WILL AUTOMAGICALLY DISAPPEAR WITH THREE MOUSE CLICKS FEWER. | Header for alternate mainpage | ||
| DidYouKnow-Simple (Talk) (Used on) |
| Simple: factoid box. | ||
| Tlh:Colonizations (Talk) (Used on) | {{Tlh:Colonizations|1=|2=|3=}} | |||
| Tlh:Sisterprojects (Talk) (Used on) | {{Tlh:Sisterprojects|1=|2=|3=}} | |||
| Tlh:Sisterprojects/languages (Talk) (Used on) | {{Tlh:Sisterprojects/languages|1=|2=|3=}} | |||
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This day in history/anniversary templates
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| anniversary (Talk) (Used on) | Inserts title+events for one specified day's date inline. | Used on pages for individual months. |
| annivheader (Talk) (Used on) | January - February - March - April - May - June - July - August - September - October - November - December Please browse to find an anniversary, then give it a damn good editing. | |
| annivfooter (Talk) (Used on) | January - February - March - April - May - June - July - August - September - October - November - December |
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| tplist top (Talk) (Used on) | Table header for this page | Use |} to end table. |
| tplist (Talk) (Used on) | Link and display individual template as table row | |
| tplist2 (Talk) (Used on) | Link individual template as plaintext-only table row |
News
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| Date (Talk) (Used on) | dateline-text | UnNews dateline | ||||
| News (Talk) (Used on) |
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[[Category:{{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}|Templates/Maintenance]]
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| New article intro (Talk) (Used on) | Thanks for starting a new article! To give it a long and witty life:
Oh, and when you're looking for resources, DO NOT QUOTE INSTANT NEWS!!! (douche). instantnews.com is a domain stolen by a bot, which the dirty bastards who own the bot then flog it off to the highest bidder. So, unless someone hacks the dirty bastards and releases the domain, you should NEVER quote it. We want to see them timeshifted to Sept. 31. (You can quote instantnews.org, but NOT .com, .net, or .biz. .cc is available if you want it.)
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| UnNews Quick weather (Talk) (Used on) |
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| TopStoryTemplate (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Main Top Stories (Talk) (Used on) | [[Image:{{{image}}}|right|150px]] [[{{{link}}}|{{{title}}}]] {{{blurb}}} → [[{{{link}}}|More]] · [[UnNews_Talk:{{{title}}}|Discuss]]
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| Top Stories (Talk) (Used on) |
HEAVEN -- God (aka "Jehovah", aka "Allah"), creator of the Universe and founder of at least three of the world's major religions, today filed a lawsuit against Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church for Libel, Slander, and Defamation of Character. → More · Discuss
SAN FRANCISO, CA -- Nerd brothel Digg has recently announced plans to expand into non nerd areas, expert singer Connie Chung believes otherwise. → More · Discuss
LOUDONVILLE, GA -- American high school student, Brett Samhause, today filed a restraining order against Jesus of Nazarath (aka Jesus "the Christ"), claiming that the former carpenter and founder of the Christian Church unlawfully spied on him and invaded his privacy. → More · Discuss
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Tenth Planet Identified as 10th Least Cared-About Topic in Nation 2003 UB313, the as-yet unnamed body, is larger than Pluto and has its own moon. The discovery of the planet had sparked a lively academic debate on the definition of a planet, but has yet to resonate with most Americans. -- more | |||||
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Mr. Whipple squeezes Charmin, dies at 91 "It was horrifying!" said John McCartney, 41. "I couldn't look. I had to cover my eyes." As he squeezed, the TV legend inhaled a bit of the bacteria, which quickly led to a heart attack and an unbearable urge to pee. Confused Whipple didn't know which one he needed to take care of first. -- more | |||||
| Donate (Talk) (Used on) | If you find or its sista projects amusing, please consider making a donation to help the victims of the War on Terra:
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| OtherNews (Talk) (Used on) |
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia. This article is part of UnNews, your source for up-to-the-minute misinformation.
New York, Yew Nork (UNN)—The September 11, 2001, attacks on the World Trade Center are officially the worst thing that has ever happened, according to a report released Friday by the Commission To Find Out What the Worst Thing That Ever Happened Was. The commission, made up of TV news reporters, politicians, and White House spokespersons, came to this unanimous conclusion after meeting for only half an hour. "Sure, there have been some pretty bad things just in the past hundred years," said newsmistress Katie Couric, "such as World War II, which killed 62 million people; the tyranny of Josef Stalin, which killed 25 million; World War I, another 20 million; and so on." "And most of those weren't Americans so they don't really count," added Bill O'Reilly, a senior puppeteer for the Fox News Network. "In America, a million people die every year from heart disease. Shut up. Another fifty thousand die from automobile accidents. Shut up. Recently, the entire city of New Orleans was destroyed. Shut up. With all the horrible death that's going on, the innocent lives senselessly lost in great numbers, it seems difficult to name one thing that is worst of all... until you remember September 11th, of course. Shut up. The three thousand people slaughtered by those Islamic barbarians, who may have had ties to Saddam Hussein, were the victims of the most terrible thing to happen in the history of mankind. Shut up. Anyone who disagrees is a traitor and should be hanged. Shut up." Most Americans view this as confirmation of something they've long known to be true. Says random person Joseph Thomson of Duhast, Mich., "When I saw those towers come down, I knew that nothing as terrible had ever happened before or would ever happen again. Those 3,000 people... just thinking about it brings a tear to my eye, although I wouldn't give a shit about them if they'd died some other way. I hate those Iraqi sonsabitches. I'm so glad we kicked their asses." Another random American, Thomas Josephson of New York, Idaho, expressed similar thoughts. "I can't begin to describe the terror I felt on that day, and since that day I've lived in constant fear of being attacked. You can bet we didn't give those terrorists what they wanted. Thank God for President Bush, who is getting rid of all the liberties we had that would have let the terrorists destroy America. I don't understand why those Muslim fuckheads did this. It's not like America has ever done anything like that to other people." Any sane person would see retaliation as the only sensible reaction to the attacks. However, there are a few who do not think so. Some of these traitors include obese filmmaker Michael Moore, who said, "I hate everything America stands for, especially the fact that I made so much money from my 9/11 documentary. Also, I'm really, really fat." Cunning linguist Noam Chomsky, another America hater, said, "I'm not a homosexual, and I've never performed any homosexual act before, but I wouldn't hesitate to fellate Osama bin Laden in gratitude for the wonderful things he's done."
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Forum
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| Forumheader/Ministry of Love (Talk) (Used on) | Forums: Index > Ministry of Love > Templates/Maintenance Note: This topic has been unedited for 623 days. It is considered archived - the discussion is over. Do not add to unless it really needs a response.
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| Forumheader/Village Dump (Talk) (Used on) | Forums: Index > Village Dump > Templates/Maintenance Note: This topic has been unedited for 623 days. It is considered archived - the discussion is over. Do not add to unless it really needs a response.
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