Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Religion

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Religions and religion related topics included, in alphabetical order are: agnostics, antithiests, atheists, Buddhists, Catholics, Christians, diabolists, Discordians, frisbeetarianists, Jews, Mahm00shites, Mormons, Muslims, Pastafarians (Flying Spaghetti Monsterists), pluralists and Scientologists.

Code Result What links here Description
{{User militant agnostic}}
Agnobox.PNG
This user is a militant agnostic
and is certain s/he doesn't know

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{{User skeptical agnostic}}
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This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if s/he doesn't know

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{{User militant atheist}}
Militant atheist.jpg This user is a militant atheist.

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{{Evil Atheist Conspirator}}
Eaclogo.jpg This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
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{{User Hate Religion}}
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
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{{TaoistUser}}
SatanBunny.jpg This user is Taoist, and believes in the divinity of all sentient beings. Don't be a dick or he/she'll kick your ass using Goa Tse Do.
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{{CatholicUser}}
Virgindeguadalupe.jpg This user is Catholic and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.
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{{User Christian}}
Lovejoybox.jpg This user is a Christian

(as long as they put a dollar in the box)

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{{DiscordianUser}}
Sacred Chao.png This user is a Discordian

-- at least in some sense.
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{{User sinner}}
Happysatan.jpg This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

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{{User frisbeetarianist}}
GCarlin.jpg This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof.
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{{JewishUser}}
Starofdavid.png This user is http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5a/Jewish_link.GIF/50px-Jewish_link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.
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{{User JAP}}
Jew box image.PNG This user is a Jewish-American princess
and you will buy her some new shoes.
(List of JAPS)
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{{HonorJew}}
Jew.gif This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.
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{{User fsm}}
Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
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{{MormonUser}}
Moroni.PNG This user is Mormon and believes all articles will be featured, but there will be 3 levels of VFH. He/she has a book that could change your life.
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{{MuslimUser}}
Muslimbox.jpg This user is Muslim. He/She believes all articles may become featured through submission to the will of Allah.
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{{User Pirate}}
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This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine.

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{{FSM Follower}}
Fsm.jpg

This user be a follower of the FSM.

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{{PluralistUser}}
Abuffet.jpg This user is a Pluralist. Because to them, religion is like a buffet, a chance to pick and choose.
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{{Scientologist}}
Co$-50px.jpg This user has been purified.
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{{User Mahm00shite}}
Mahm00 shite This user is a follower of Mahm00schism. Bow before them!
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