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This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. And it's the Voting page.

Contents 1 Eligibility Requirements 2 Who to Vote For? 3 Fabulous Prizes 4 NOMINATE!!! 5 Past "Winners" 6 Official Nominations for September 6.1 Dr. Skullthumper (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 6.2 Hyperbole (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 6.3 The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 6.4 Fnoodle (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 6.5 MrN9001 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 6.6 Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 6.7 Bad Shroom (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 6.8 Roman Dog Bird (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 6.9 Miley Spears (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

[edit] Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered "member".
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Not have been banned for more than a day in the previous month, but post-nomination bannings do not disqualify a candidate.
• Consistently write crap.
• If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is really, really, really deserving. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you dealt with accordingly.

[edit] Who to Vote For?

Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint.

[edit] Fabulous Prizes

Winners will get:

• "Looked at" funny
• Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
• Huffed mercilessly
• The chance to add the prefix "Pleb" to your name, and wear it like a silly little hat.
• A fancy template to put on their user page: {{GOTM}}

[edit] NOMINATE!!!

Go ahead and nominate now. Only signed votes will count. Users can only vote once, and new vote supersedes old vote. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

Also add {{VoteGOTM}} to the nominee's user space.

[edit] Past "Winners"

Sir Elvis • Scrotum • Nerd42 • Kakun • Zombiebaron • General Specific • Nintendorulez • Flameviper • Boothman • Wikia (2) • SU182 • Slashy/Rewrite • Powershot dude • Drama • Mylen • Webgeek111 • Braydie • Walter Humala • Starnestommy • Gert5 • Ohadaloni • Zeldafan500 • Famine • Masterof9puppets • Olipro • MediaWiki default • Fonchezzz • Hinoa • Rcmurphy • Savethemooses • EmperorLOLZORZ • Cajek • Dr. Skullthumper (3) • Sawblade5 • SysRq • Dexter111344 • YesTimeToEdit • Spang • Kip the Dip • Cows go moo when they poo • Dave2 • Gouncyclopedia! • Olipro • Syndrome • MrN9000 • Toungebud

For a poorly kept history of gobshite voting, go here

[edit] Official Nominations for September

[edit] Dr. Skullthumper (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Fuck this guy. No, really, fuck him. I mean somebody go make a porno with him, see if I care. -- the spawn of hitler him self, YO!! 09:47, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
• For. I have to vote for. We're made for each other. Binky The WonderSkull 15:45, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hyperbole (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• nom + 4 Award-Driven Attention Whore. Worst of all, he admits it, unlike the rest of us. --Mn-z 05:44, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

[edit] The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• nom and for. It is the Great Lung. --Docile hippopotamus 08:47, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
• Comment: Who. Same goes for you Mr. "do not censor me mordillo banned piece of shit". -- the spawn of hitler him self, YO!! 09:44, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
• Against. As per every other time ever. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:53, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
• Against. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:31, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
• Against. per above. --Mn-z 17:35, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
• Against. per long-standing tradition. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:40, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
• big fat fuck this is not a vote -- the spawn of hitler him self, YO!! 18:25, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Fnoodle (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• nom Fnoodle deserves this more than Dr. Skullthumper. He changed teh to the and liek to like even when they were intentionally misspelled. --Mn-z 17:12, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] MrN9001 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom+4 Fuck that guy. MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 17:21, Sep 1
  • I do believe this nomination is invalid. --Mn-z 17:38, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
    • I do believe YOU'RE INVALID!!! Also, what Mister N 9000 said. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:33, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
• For Illegally nominated himself with profanity. What a gobshite! OBLONGLobster. (hello) 18:09, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Actually, he illegally nomminated his bot, which may or may be not be a self-nom. --Mn-z 18:41, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
    • The whole thing had frankly confused and upset me. OBLONGLobster. (hello) 18:55, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
• Against. MrN9001 is exceptionally useless, but does not have the sentience required to be a gobshite. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:39, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom+For. Because he just nominated himself. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 17:55, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
• Comment Penis. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 20:12, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
• Comment My bologna has a first name. It's S-O-C-K-Y. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:38, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
• For His fucking annoying sig Teh PWNerator B=D~ 21:35, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Bad Shroom (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom+For. I fucking hate that bastard. -Almost Sir http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/96/Signuke.gif B.S. ^{NO U!}
• For Wont let me use his talk page as a continental style cafe. GOBSHiTE! OBLONGLobster. (hello) 18:10, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
• Against - wants it too much. -- substandard Ape (pwn) 19:47, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
• Against. Whoring this nomination on SOAUU's userpage? For shame! http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:55, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

Comment. You think I'd like this award?! NOTE:Nomiation Whoring counts me as a Whoring Gobshite, no?-Bad Shroom

Yes. You desperately want notoriety of some kind. My advice: murder a prostitute. -- substandard Ape (pwn) 20:10, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

And I suppose you're a severe pessimist that will always vote against on everything that includes me like some fucking lawyer. -Almost Sir http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/96/Signuke.gif B.S. ^{NO U!}

Lawyers that always vote against specific people make me sick! OBLONGLobster. (hello) 20:15, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

• Against. Apparently he doesn't want this award. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 20:14, 4 September 2009 (UTC)
• For. Apparently he wants this award. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 20:14, 4 September 2009 (UTC)

  Apparently someone thinks he can go around and use my sig. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 20:19, 10 September 2009

Comment. Fine, Socky, you got me. i want this award. I WANT THIS FUCKING AWARD. Now everyone, kindly turn all againsts into fors.-Almost Sir http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/96/Signuke.gif B.S. ^{NO U!}

Who do you think you are? Desperately fighting for UGotM every fucking month is my job. ---The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 17:33, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

• Against. Apparently he wants this award. Binky The WonderSkull 16:03, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
• Against whore. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:29, 10 Sep
• Against per above. --Mn-z 17:36, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Roman Dog Bird (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom I hate myslef and i dont like following da rulez. —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 23:28, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Miley Spears (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

1. Frollick yeah for starting this whole NOTM controversy, for doing a spectacular job on God as part of IC, for being the greatest contributor to the PEE queue so far this month, making us all look bad, and doing this while BEING A GIRL! Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 08:54, 2/09/2009
2. Girl. <-- joke • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 02:13, Sep 4
3. For. I just checked the rules. You're only disqualified if you were banned for more than one day in the last month. I was only banned for one day. And because checking the useless rules on a useless award is pretty useless, I'm voting for myself. :P CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 22:59, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
4. For. Voting for me last month ... ACROLO...KUN...Spam 05:32, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
5. For. Disgustingly polite and helpful around here, she should be ashamed. --ChiefjusticeDS 17:42, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Useless Comments

• Uh, thanks I guess? But Thekillerfrog banned me for a day for being a "pointlessly productive, dedicated user" and for "blatantly justified circumnavigation of the rules." Also TKF knew I was going to be at the beach for the weekend anyway. But do those disqualify me from this dishonor honor whatever? CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 03:08, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Yes, I do believe your nomination is also invalid. --Mn-z 04:29, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
    • But, it also appears that nobody cares. --Mn-z 17:32, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
      • I care. In fact, I care about absolutely everything that doesn't matter. School lunches don't have a piscetarian option?? WHARRGARBL!!! http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:56, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
        • To rephrase it, nobody cares who has the authority to do anything about it. --Mn-z 04:33, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
          • That's right. I don't care who has the authority to do anything about it, and I'm not nobody. Binky The WonderSkull 16:07, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
• Dilemma. How can I vote for my Mommy as being useless? But how can I not vote for her when she wants votes? What can I do? Why am I in this position? And why do I ask so many questions? WHY??? 20:12, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Don't worry, Baby. Mommy understands. Now go to your room and I'll bring you a cookie. CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 21:53, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
• Comment. Also my Mommy wrote Brooke Shields, which was featured. She said Brooke Shields was huffed, but I'm just a baby and I don't think I'm supposed to know what that means. WHY??? 20:15, September 10, 2009 (UTC)