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7.75 votes per article • Goal: 15

   

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Welcome to the Uncyclopedia Votes for Highlight page. To nominate an article, type the name into the box below and follow the directions.
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All nominated articles

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UnBooks:Dirty Harry Potter

Score: 1
Nomination: RomArtus Imperator(talk) 22:39, October 17, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self-nom & for. Originally an article on Desencyclopedie and translated for this site some years back, this is an extended version with more images. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 22:41, October 17, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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New York Yankees

Score: 0
Nomination: General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 01:05, October 17, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

For--General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 01:05, October 17, 2012 (UTC)

Against Votes: 1

Symbol against vote.svg Against. I wrote this. And I like it OK. But, while it's certainly more than a stub (Spike), and although the concept is kind of funny, I don't think the execution of the concept is feature-good. Needs work, I guess is what I'd say. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 01:01, October 18, 2012 (UTC)

Comments
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 10:59, October 17, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Some of our articles on sports teams are obviously written by someone with deep knowledge of the team's history. They risk having a niche audience and would have to overcome that to be apt for the main page, but this month might be the right time for the right author to try to play with this particularly storied team. This article, in contrast, is virtually a stub. Spıke ¬ 12:40 17-Oct-12

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King Kong

Score: -1 Apes in counting
Nomination: General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 22:14, October 16, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For --General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 22:15, October 16, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. - Apecruft. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 23:15, October 16, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Against. Sunk by poor arrangement of material, confusion about what it really is about and ending with lists. Also needed an updating as well. Sorry. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 09:34, October 17, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 10:58, October 17, 2012 (UTC)
  • You are allowed to edit an article, perhaps clean it up a tiny bit, before nominating it. Or after, even. Spıke ¬ 12:43 17-Oct-12

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UnNews:Prof sues law school for bias against conservatives

Score: 6 more lawsuits just waiting to happen
Nomination: AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 16:51, October 15, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. - My God, Spike does it again. If this isn't satire genius, then I'm retiring, running into a cave and sucking on a stockpile of dicks. For real. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 16:51, October 15, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. More playful left-versus-right from me. But the essence of the story is the truth and the UnNews almost wrote itself. The final paragraph is perhaps navelism plus too much of my signature explanation of what the humor is; I omitted it in the UnNews Audio and welcome feedback on whether to cut it from the UnNews. Spıke ¬ 20:50 15-Oct-12
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:47, 16 October 2012
  4. For. Helarious. So funny. User:Shabidoo/sig 15:31, October 16, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For. User:Frosty/sig3 10:11, October 17, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Hilarious, like what ShabiDoo said. User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 10:55, October 17, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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UnNews:Lance Armstrong: My Moped Shame

Score: 2
Nomination: User:Leverage/sig 10:22, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. For. I wanted to see if Monster2099 would shit on another article of mine. User:Leverage/sig 10:22, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. Because this is funny, fu haters User:Frosty/sig3 10:37, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. Talk Mattsnow 03:07, October 16, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 09:45, October 17, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. I don't see what's wrong with it, I find it pretty funny and it's well written. User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 10:57, October 17, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. The competition must be eliminated. --Molbanhan (talk) 10:35, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
    Thats a pretty crappy reason to vote against... User:Frosty/sig3 10:36, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Against --General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 18:09, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Against. User:Zheliel/sisg 12:47 October 15
Comments
  • I'm a bit unclear on something - I don't think it's appropriate for an article to be on VFH at the same time that it is in submission for an award thing. Am I wrong? --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 21:11, October 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • This entry in a noob competition reads like, well, an entry in a noob competition. Spıke ¬ 21:13 17-Oct-12

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History

Score: -2 nazis
Nomination: General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 00:59, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. For--General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 00:59, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Why not. It does need more images, though. User:Snippy/sig 05:56, October 15, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Red-links, listy, theme is unencyclopedic contempt for the subject matter. When we have a good article on History, Romartus will have written it. Spıke ¬ 12:08 15-Oct-12
  2. Against. User:Zheliel/sisg 12:47 October 15
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Needs improvement. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:39, 16 October 2012
  4. Against. Romartus needs to write this, then we can feature it. User:Frosty/sig3 08:24, October 17, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I think it still needs more work on the editing and images. Sorry. User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 02:38, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
  • Comment. I will have a look at this if it fails as a feature nomination. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 09:13, October 17, 2012 (UTC)

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UnNews:Iraqi government gunmen kill a dozen people in Basra, say activists

Score: 2 parallel dimensions
Nomination: Uncle J (talk) 14:50, October 12, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. For. Uncle J (talk) 14:52, October 12, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:43, 12 October 2012
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Good ol' article with a tone of formality promising to produce serious articles that is actually funny. It's hilarious in its own style too. --User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 02:00, October 13, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1

Against Too much UnNews --General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 18:12, October 14, 2012 (UTC)

Comments
  • If this were music, it would be jazz improv: Although all the notes are on-key, any second verse might sound nothing like the first. A dense collection of untruths and anachronisms is not as intensely funny as a perverse reading of the truth. Spıke ¬ 15:15 12-Oct-12

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Paul Ryan

Score: 9 widow's peaks
Nomination: Spıke ¬ 04:22 12-Oct-12 04:22, October 12, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 10
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self-nom & for. Romartus asked me to write this. Adequate, and very topical just now. Spıke ¬ 04:22 12-Oct-12
  2. For. User:Frosty/sig3 09:39, October 12, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. PR could be VP in a month. Important to get to know who this guy is. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 14:16, October 12, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. Surfs on the political waves with some sexy backflips. mAttlobster. (hello) 14:30, October 12, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For. Uncle J (talk) 14:41, October 12, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. Also, malarkey. User:Zheliel/sisg 21:29 October 12
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:43, 12 October 2012
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. I didn't really go through many intense laughs but the article gave me several giggles. User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 06:03, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. Its okay, I'll vote yes... but not by much. --General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 18:16, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
  10. Awsome article SPIKE. Very funny, good satire, non-cheesy and concise. --User:Shabidoo/sig 15:30, October 16, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. A good tell when the own author calls it "adequate." A mediocre article bound to be hopelessly dated in just over two weeks. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 08:17, October 17, 2012 (UTC)

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UnNews:100m Americans watch West Indies win cricket final

Score: 6 confused white people
Nomination: RAHB 20:11, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. PurpleDickVote.png Boner. I saw it on ESPN2 myself. It was either that or NASCAR.. -RAHB 20:11, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. Leverage not my fave but i liked the article on cricket on uncylopedia and thought i'd extend the idea of an incomprehensible world sport. (talk) 11:36, October 8, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Forplay. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:44, October 9, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. Talk Mattsnow 16:11, October 9, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:24, 10 October 2012
  6. For. User:Frosty/sig3 09:33, October 12, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Owzat. Swatted over cow corner. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:13, Oct 16
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. On things getting lost in the translation. Spıke ¬ 22:03 17-Oct-12
Against Votes: 2
  1. Template:Monster2099 not not feeling the funnyness
  2. Against--General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 01:06, October 14, 2012 (UTC)

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Deadpool

Score: -1
Nomination: Monster2099 (talk) 05:01, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. eh what the hell The preceding unsigned comment was added by Monster2099 (talk • contribs)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against. Redlinks, tl;dr in some spots and lacking in the funny department. User:Frosty/sig3 10:10, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Against. User:Zheliel/sisg 11:42 October 7

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UnNews:California passes law banning blood-to-crip therapy

Score: 4
Nomination: Leverage (talk) 11:12, October 6, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. For. Leverage (talk) 11:13, October 6, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. User:Frosty/sig3 22:32, October 6, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. User:Zheliel/sisg 11:44 October 7
  4. For. Rei (talk) 09:22, October 8, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:22, 10 October 2012
  6. For. Uncle J (talk) 14:55, October 12, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. no The preceding unsigned comment was added by Monster2099 (talk • contribs)
  2. Against --General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 18:22, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • I'd prefer less punning and less ridicule of black English and one sentence that explains how this UnNews is a logical extension of the law that really was passed (evident only in the title of the Source news). PS--There used to be a taboo against using our antimatter counterpart, WikiNews, as a Source. Spıke ¬ 15:05 12-Oct-12
    1) Well there are three puns, I think, feel free to eliminate any one of them. 2) If UnNews has to be logical necessarily, I think I have misunderstood quite a few articles, but the idea here was that a gay-to-straight therapy is about as ludicrous as a blood-to-crip one. It's not a logicism, just a stoopid analogy. 3) I agree about the Ebonics. 4) I don't see why using WikiNews is a big deal, and a different source could be found with a google search if you're against breaking taboos. --User:Leverage/sig 08:44, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
    Have found you a Source outside the wikisphere. You're attaching too much importance to my use of "logical," but your point (2) does beg for text, now at the start of the 2nd paragraph, to set out the analogy. On the rest, I'll obey the Chief and not substitute my humor for yours. Spıke ¬ 09:44 14-Oct-12
  • Thanks for the source. With regards to the intro line, I was brought up on the Daily Mash, which doesn't even give you sources as references - it just trusts the reader to have read the same news as the writer! I actually like the source function on UnNews - it allows people to get stories even if they haven't read the original news - but to me naming the source is sufficient to let the reader know "this is what I am making a joke about". For me, if you then say, "this is an analogy of X", it takes something away from its satirical, parodical impact. But you like you say, personal taste.--User:Leverage/sig 10:34, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
    Indeed I don't trust the reader to have read the same news, especially with our international participation. I hope my digression to reality, designed to make the UnNews funnier to more people, was brief enough not to detract. Spıke ¬ 11:16 14-Oct-12

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Desu

Score: 6.5
Nomination: DESU 08:09, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 10
  1. Symbol for vote.svg DESU -- DESU 08:09, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. Best article of all time in my opinion User:Frosty/sig3 08:10, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 08:12, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu.png 08:12, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  5. PurpleDickVote.png Boner. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 08:14, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  6. PurpleDickVote.png Boner. --Bp2611 09:19, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  7. omg kawaii desu uguu X3 User:WeinribŽivojinović/sig/alterego 13:30, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  8. FUCKIT BRO YEEEAAAAHHHHH Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 13:48, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  9. PurpleDickVote.png Boner. -RAHB 02:06, October 6, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For Alright --General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 18:23, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3.5
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Don't put this noise on our main page. Even if it is "in the style of the thing it's about." Spıke ¬ 12:31 4-Oct-12
  2. Against. Recycling memes again? RomArtus Imperator(talk) 12:50, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  3. I think a simple Symbol against vote.svg Against. will do. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 06:06, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Against. 101.161.182.174 00:04, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Eh... Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:10, 10 October 2012
  2. The article is so retarded it actually makes sense. I don't know if I should vote for, against, cry or just smoke weed. Guess I'll smoke weed. --User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 12:29, October 13, 2012 (UTC)

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Hmor

Score: 10 spporters
Nomination: RomArtus Imperator(talk) 20:01, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 10
  1. For. A Romartus/SPIKE collab from 2010, reworking the original article as it faced the axe on VFD. Might be a bit too dry for some tastes. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 20:02, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. This was the hardest page to get exactly right (and legal). Spıke ¬ 21:30 3-Oct-12
  3. For. It's pretty hard not to be impressed by this article. User:Zheliel/sisg 14:20 October 5
  4. PurpleDickVote.png Boner. -RAHB 20:29, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:09, 10 October 2012
  6. For. User:Snippy/sig 02:28, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. I'm impressed. User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 06:08, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Whilst I know many individuals from Hmor, I am partial to ast Hmor, and I find this Uncyc writing totally bogus and unconscionably full of a bad, bad thing. That said, it is still funny. Thank you. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 20:50, October 15, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. Looks like hard work. NaturalBornKieler (talk) Germany Flag 1.png 14:38, October 17, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 18:12, October 17, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Not indeed a VFD save. Romy's hand is seen clearly in the pix, the side topics like the Nicene Creed, and his expertise on the Hmanities. Spıke ¬ 14:57 5-Oct-12

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Universe

Score: 9.5 intelligent sentient life forms
Nomination: User:Snippy/sig 05:27, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 10.5
  1. Nom and For. This made me laugh, so I nom.--User:Snippy/sig 05:27, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. yeah sure why not User:Frosty/sig3 06:02, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 07:32, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. sumone10154(talk) 20:29, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Half wry, half oh wow. Spıke ¬ 03:09 4-Oct-12
  6. For. Remarkably concise in view of the subject matter. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 18:45, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. Talk Mattsnow 21:24, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. 41.241.251.129 13:42, October 8, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:02, 10 October 2012
  10. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:53, October 12, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. So good I wished the article was longer. User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 12:26, October 13, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. User:Zheliel/sisg 08:21 October 4

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London Beer Flood

Score: 4.5
Nomination: Talk Mattsnow 22:07, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 7.5
  1. By Sweet Potato Talk Mattsnow 22:07, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. 81.82.247.156 14:15, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 14:23, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. User:Zheliel/sisg 21:48 September 28
  5. For. User:Frosty/sig3 06:29, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:13, 1 October 2012
  7. For. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 13:55, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. It's a nice piece. User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 05:58, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Against. This could have been great, but as it stands, half the article is a juvenile sex joke. -- Rei (talk) 13:19, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  2. FlaccidDickVote.png Limp boner. -RAHB 01:10, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Against. As per my comment on the writer's page. There are some good ideas but the article isn't quite there yet. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 18:43, October 4, 2012 (UTC)

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UnNews:Abu Hamza 'devastated' over Queen revelation

Score: 7
Nomination: Leverage (talk) 21:35, September 25, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. For. Leverage (talk) 21:36, September 25, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. Talk Mattsnow 21:17, September 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 18:23, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. User:Frosty/sig3 22:58, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:46, 1 October 2012
  6. For. I get a bit of a kick out of this one. -- Rei (talk) 08:48, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 23:04, October 17, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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UnNews:Riots spread across Arabia protesting American cinema

Score: 8 real bullets
Nomination: Spıke ¬ 09:23 20-Sep-12 09:23, September 20, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 10
  1. For. User:Frosty/sig3 09:51, September 20, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 17:23, September 21, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For though I find the title a little odd User:Zheliel/sisg 16:39 September 24
  4. For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 17:52, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  5. PurpleDickVote.png Boner. -RAHB 01:02, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:44, 1 October 2012
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. sumone10154(talk) 04:35, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Yes. User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 12:23, October 13, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For.I'm okay with it. Ijerk
  10. For. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 09:44, October 17, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against. Do I pass? mAttlobster. (hello) 23:38, September 21, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Against I wavered, but it just doesn't make the cut for me. -- Rei (talk) 08:46, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote.svg No longer funny. Formerly Self-nom and For. Continuing in the style of UnNews:Romney/Ryan to re-institute Negro slavery, a review of the inept defense of the American consulate and the goofy official story that Arab youths are rioting over what's on YouTube. With narration. Spıke ¬ 09:23 20-Sep-12 It started that way; and I removed some stridency thanks to Matt lobster (see Comments). But both things being parodied are now emerging as a central issue in the U.S. political campaign, with charges of deliberate lie and cover-up; and no amount of softening and cuteness can avoid the impression of advocacy (of the vote that, incidentally, I advocate). To put this on the main page will unavoidably look like a campaign ad for Romney. Spıke ¬ 23:46 13-Oct-12
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  • Matt's No vote might be saying that the article reads as advocacy, as I have recently campaigned against in the Forum. Have asked the Chief for a second opinion, which he has given. Spıke ¬ 23:21 24-Sep-12 PS--Matt weighed in there and confirmed that that was what he was saying, and I've tightened up the UnNews accordingly. Spıke ¬ 17:13 26-Sep-12

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Citizens United

Score: 2 late-term start-up acquisitions
Nomination: Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:13, August 21, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. This is p. great --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:13, August 21, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. Talk Mattsnow 05:16, August 21, 2012 (UTC)
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HowTo:Make a sitcom

Score: 1 Simpsons did it
Nomination: Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:10, August 21, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Tropes! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:10, August 21, 2012 (UTC)
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Function (mathematics)

Score: 4 43,112,609 is not a prime number
Nomination: User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Been a while we've had a "high-brow" article as feature, and this is as high as it gets. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 03:01, 21 August 2012
  3. For. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:07, August 21, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. User:Frosty/sig3 05:41, August 21, 2012 (UTC)
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Peacock

Score: 3 colours poked into your eye
Nomination: Aleister
For Votes: 3
  1. PurpleDickVote.png Selfnomfor If I had a peacock of my very own I'd march it down to the square and anoint it from the fountain. They have no souls to speak of. Aleister 17:44 August 20 '12
  2. For. My god where are all these helarious articles coming from? User:Shabidoo/sig 00:42, August 21, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 03:00, 21 August 2012
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Mars

Score: 2
Nomination: Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:19, 19 August 2012
For Votes: 3
  1. Because Black Flamingo doesn't have enough features yet, darnit. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:19, 19 August 2012
  2. In honor of Curiosity. Both kinds. Aleister 11:52 82012
  3. For. it has some nice moments User:Shabidoo/sig 00:28, August 21, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Blackflamingo is an excellent writer and this article has some well-crafted jokes. But Mars deserves better than a slavish H.G. Wells parody. This article is a smacking redundancy of our War of the Worlds article, and perhaps some parts of it might work better in that article. --User:Hotadmin4u69/sig16:06 Aug 20 2012

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Jaws (parallel universe version)

Score: 2 violent attacks from a giant Roy Scheider
Nomination: Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:13, 19 August 2012
For Votes: 2
  1. Because me and my shark friends thought this was hilarious. —User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sigshort 22:13, August 19, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. User:Snippy/sig 06:52, August 20, 2012 (UTC)
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Luxembourg (city)

Score: 4
Nomination: Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:00, 19 August 2012
For Votes: 4
  1. Because (adverb). Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:00, 19 August 2012
  2. For. User:Snippy/sig 22:05, August 19, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:40, August 20, 2012 (UTC)
  4. this is super mega totally fu*king helarious. NICE NICE NICE whoever you are. User:Shabidoo/sig 00:24, August 21, 2012 (UTC)
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Avenge my death

Score: 12 shitty fathers
Nomination: Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:27, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 12
  1. i lol --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:27, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. User:Snippy/sig 01:03, August 18, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. totally...utterly...superbly awsome, helarious and four dimentional. User:Shabidoo/sig 14:24, August 18, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. Blood for Blood. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 18:32, August 18, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:41, August 18, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. Winstanley1 (talk) 21:10, August 18, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. User:Frosty/sig3 10:47, August 19, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:49, 19 August 2012
  9. PurpleDickVote.png Yup. Plus I'm always a sucker for the cheesy end gag. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:48, 19 Aug
  10. Has piss written all over it, but I still like it! Aleister 15:34 8-20-12
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. Two words: quality comedy. OK three. Add High. In front. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 16:35, August 20, 2012 (UTC)
  12. For. I'd like to borrow your blu rays of Game of Thrones. ChiefjusticeDS 17:37, August 20, 2012 (UTC)
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Snips, snails and puppy dog tails

Score: 10 little boys
Nomination: User:Snippy/sig 09:23, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 10
  1. Nom+ Symbol for vote.svg For. I thought this was pretty funny.--User:Snippy/sig 09:23, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! User:Shabidoo/sig 11:05, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. Certainly User:Frosty/sig3 12:02, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  4. F I thought it already had been. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
  5. For. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:13, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For.. Works for me. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 18:52, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:48, 19 August 2012
  8. PurpleDickVote.png Puppy dog tail. Whoever wrote this is pretty cool. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:35, 19 Aug
  9. for aleister 15:36 august20'12
  10. For. Great example of running with an idea and turning it into a feature. Excellent! RomArtus Imperator(talk) 17:42, August 20, 2012 (UTC)
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Twitter

Score: 15 tweeps
Nomination: User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
For Votes: 15
  1. Symbol for vote.svg RT I'm always happy to retweet my own tweets. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
  2. For. ~ User:Qzekrom/sig7 05:27, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg #for--Bp2611 08:35, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. Im voting for because the rendering of the twitter format is perfect and the general tone is helarious, but if a little more work was done on some of the less than funny tweets, I think this would be a top ten of the year IMHO User:Shabidoo/sig 11:12, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For. This looks very over the top, but it made be laugh. User:Frosty/sig3 11:56, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:14, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. shiny --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 19:03, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. This is good. --User:MasterWangs/Sig 10:02, August 18, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 18:34, August 18, 2012 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:31, August 18, 2012 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:42, 19 August 2012
  12. @Uncyclopedia feature this now. Retweet if you agree with me. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:55, 19 Aug
  13. For. ChiefjusticeDS 17:34, August 20, 2012 (UTC)
  14. For. Is funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:01, August 20, 2012 (UTC) mAttlobster. (hello) 22:01, August 20, 2012 (UTC)
  15. PurpleDickVote.png Boner. ~ User:Qzekrom/sig7 22:27, August 20, 2012 (UTC)
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Playstation 3

Score: 4 votes not for my penis
Nomination: Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:28, August 15, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. VFH needs articles and this is the best one that isn't Being and Nothingness that I can think of right now --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:28, August 15, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. Rah rah rah. User:Shabidoo/sig 19:42, August 16, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. I'm voting for because I like it. But I despise that picture and I don't want that on the front page. For me, the joke would be much funnier with a straight, simple picture of the PS3. Sometimes subtlety is called for. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 19:15, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For--Bp2611 22:56, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For, this is awesome. --User:MasterWangs/Sig 23:03, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:38, 19 August 2012
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against. UNmarine777 04:06, August 16, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Against. Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:24, Aug 21
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  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Pretty sure this has been nommed many times and I've voted against every time. But I'll be kind(er) this time o_O User:Frosty/sig3 12:04, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  • Not sure where to go with this one. I laughed a few times, but I don't really see it as a feature.--User:Snippy/sig 12:14, August 17, 2012 (UTC)

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Hiroshima

Score: 6 beautiful cities... OF DEATH
Nomination: Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:26, August 15, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:26, August 15, 2012 (UTC)
  2. PurpleDickVote.png Megatons of fun. Except for this line which I just don't understand: "Due to numerous inlets projected from the body of ketchup". Can somebody explain that to me? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:36, 16 Aug
    Vandalism. Oops. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:12, August 16, 2012 (UTC)
  3. PurpleDickVote.png Triple-testicular boner--Bp2611 13:08, August 16, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. Winstanley1 (talk) 21:11, August 18, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:36, 19 August 2012
  6. Symbol for vote.svg ATOMIC FOR I do like this one. We should bomb it again. Hiroshima means "Fuck me sideways with a cement cutter" in Japanese. True. Aleister 11:45 8-20-'12
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  • Comment. The article has a great ironic tone but I found it pretty confusing. I wanted to laugh but I couldn't grab onto anything that would feed me a LOL moment. Sorry User:Shabidoo/sig 19:44, August 16, 2012 (UTC)
    This is one of my pet peeves (I keep it in an aquarium and feed it garden toads) - that articles here should be lol. As I was misinformed, this is a satire site, and satire does not have to be funny, just satirical. Good political and historical satire is a mix of funny and ironic and other things. Just my peeve being let out of its aquarium for a walk in the woods. TFK still sucks, but has a satire bone that's getting better as it ages. Aleister 15:49 8-20-12
    Ali...this would be all fine if the article wasn't trying to be funny...however...this article was trying to be funny...and for me...the article didn't acomplish what it was trying to do. If it was purely satire, ironic or sarcastic but not funny nor trying to be funny, I might vote for it. I would love to see more true biting satire outside of unnews. Ontop of that, there are other reasons why I wouldn't vote for it, but I found the "confusing" and "not funny" as very legitimate reasons to not vote for an article, and shared these two examples as constructive criticism, as all uncyclopedians should. --User:Shabidoo/sig 00:50, August 21, 2012 (UTC)
  • Comment. I like this article, but it doesn't have a proper ending, or at least not to me. Otherwise I'd vote for.--User:Snippy/sig 12:30, August 17, 2012 (UTC)

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Talk Talk

Score: 10 vote votes
Nomination: Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:15, August 12, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 10
  1. Tis the season for self-noms --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:15, August 12, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. So...you didn't like them? RomArtus Imperator(talk) 21:53, August 12, 2012 (UTC)
  3. PurpleDickVote.png Boner. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:04, 12 Aug
  4. For. User:Frosty/sig3 06:53, August 13, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For. Good one! Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:51, Aug 13
  6. For. Winstanley1 (talk) 19:52, August 14, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Knowledgeable. Spıke ¬ 13:35 15-Aug-12
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Also extra points for degree of difficulty. Nice work. Desired, whispered, spoken... --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 19:27, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:35, 19 August 2012
  10. PurpleDickVote.png Boner. I seldom find TFK's stuff funny, the two of us have very different styles and humour. But his stuff is usually well written, formatted, and has substance, and, knowing that people have different senses of the humour, I'll applaud this good unencyclopedic page with a boner. Aleister 15:42 8-20-12
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Being and Nothingness

Score: 1
Nomination: User:Shabidoo/sig 10:32, August 12, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 2

--

  1. User:Shabidoo/sig 10:32, August 12, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Yes yes I said Yes Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:14, August 12, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. I'll pass User:Frosty/sig3 10:37, August 12, 2012 (UTC)

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Objectivity

Score: 8 self-evident truths
Nomination: Spıke ¬ 00:33 11-Aug-12 00:33, August 11, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self-nom and For. As you showed with There Isn't Any that you will occasionally feature my drier humor, I'll take a chance with this old save off VFD. Spıke ¬ 00:33 11-Aug-12
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:27, 11 August 2012
  3. PurpleDickVote.png Adriana Lima. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:16, 12 Aug
  4. For. Spike's dry humor Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:31, Aug 15
  5. For. Sardonic Spike in full flow! RomArtus Imperator(talk) 06:44, August 16, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Obviously. Feature. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 19:24, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  7. PurpleDickVote.png Boner. SPIKED! Aleister 16:18 82012
  8. Ya sure --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:09, August 21, 2012 (UTC)
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HowTo:Become the king of pop

Score: 9 pop stars
Nomination: User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
For Votes: 9
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self-nom and for. I like it. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:23, 11 August 2012
  3. For. Thanks for this article. I haven't laughed out loud for a while. Very nice...whoever the author is...which I guess I could have looked up before I wrote this. User:Shabidoo/sig 16:03, August 11, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. User:Frosty/sig3 10:44, August 12, 2012 (UTC)
  5. PurpleDickVote.png Boner. The subtlely chopped pic from the thriller years was a nice touch. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:11, 12 Aug
  6. For. Puppy likes it Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:15, Aug 15
  7. For. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 11:11, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. User:Snippy/sig 01:21, August 18, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Funnybony likes that Puppy likes it. Aleister 15:51 8-20-12
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  • Sha-mon. I'm thinking the final picture should get the same photoshop treatment as the thriller one did for consistency, but that's probably just me being anal retentive. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:21, 12 Aug

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HowTo:Pimp a ho

Score: 6
Nomination: Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:40, Aug 5
For Votes: 6
  1. For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:40, Aug 5
  2. For. Definitely. User:GEORGIEGIBBONS/sig 21:58, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. Must have been hard to write it with that nigga accent :P Talk Mattsnow 23:55, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Yeeh boooi User:Fishalishalish/sig3 21:50, August 6, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:58, August 6, 2012 (UTC)
  6. I liked this one early on, then hated it later, but love it now. The price is right! Aleister 16:14 aug 7 '12
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This is a 'in style of subject' article. Hope some of you like the spoof.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:40, Aug 5

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UnNews:U.N. warns Syria to halt violence or face further warnings

Score: 7 people who warn for the hundredth time
Nomination: Talk Mattsnow 20:34, August 6, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. Nom and for. Great one by hotadminforyou aka emc Talk Mattsnow 20:34, August 6, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. --User:Hotadmin4u69/sig18:34 Aug 7 2012
  3. For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:48, Aug 7
  4. God damnit Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:25, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
  5. A warned man may count for two, but repeatedly warning a bunch of oppressors will only make them lose count of how many deaths they're responsible for. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:58, 8 August 2012
  6. For. Winstanley1 (talk) 21:53, August 10, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. Asshat...asshat...asshat... Can't get it out of my mind...--Bp2611 21:06, August 14, 2012 (UTC)
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Comments
  • Starts out fine, in the style of Monty Python's threat by an authority unwilling to make good on it. Slows down in the second paragraph with too much serious background on charges and counter-charges. "Rant" and "unorthodox" leads the reader; it would be funnier if you set out data certain to make the reader arrive at such conclusions for himself. Spıke ¬ 13:32 15-Aug-12

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Fancy

Score: 7 watchermacallits
Nomination: User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
For Votes: 8
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. I laughed. So I nom. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
  2. For. Mikegod (talk) 19:07, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. It's got a few issues, but yeah. User:Fishalishalish/sig3 23:04, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Yes yes i said yes Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:19, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For. User:Frosty/sig3 08:53, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Absolutely. User:The Woodburninator/sig3 19:29, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:33, 8 August 2012
  8. For. Love that style Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:32, Aug 15
Against Votes: 1
  1. Per what I said the last time this was nommed. The first part is funny, but everything after the lemons is weaker as it isn't as original. Plus, the last few things aren't that fancy anyway. --User:Xamralco/sig 15:09, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Comment. Awsome, funny but a little wordy IMHO User:Shabidoo/sig 18:51, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

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Quebec City

Score: 8 irony spotters
Nomination: Talk Mattsnow 01:32, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. Self-nom and for. Talk Mattsnow 01:32, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 06:49, Aug 1
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Dude! Take me down to the Quebec City! User:Matthlock/sig2 18:05, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:16, 1 August 2012
  5. I don't know much about Quebec City, but I was entertained throughout. The pictures, however, aren't really all that funny, though they're not bad. Also, try and think of a funny caption for the first picture, as right now, there's no caption. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:12, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
    The issue is addressed for the first pic :P Talk Mattsnow 03:09, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. User:Frosty/sig3 10:19, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Have done light copy-editing of this. Spıke ¬ 03:26 4-Aug-12
  8. no. well, okay, yes. I spent a day in Quebec City once, and am still paying for it with blood and labour. Aleister 8-20-12
Against Votes: 0

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Comments
  • Comment. There is some great material here, it's funny and there is a clear and viable concept in the article, but for me, there's just one too many cheesy lines in the piece: for instance, the striked out text, sash wearers, leader for life. Or lines that are distracting: pine gum and the police union, for example. The poutine buffet made me roll on the floor laughing (without actually rolling on the floor) User:Shabidoo/sig 01:21, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
    The problem for me isn't cheesiness but the introduction of bias (real or simulated) that detracts from the humor, about which I've complained to author elsewhere. The strikethrough in the intro was a drive-by digression to rant about American dominance; I've deleted it. Even the poutine bit digresses from humor to nag that it's too fatty. Spıke ¬ 14:42 4-Aug-12

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UnNews:British Tour de France win, in spite of team's last-minute hitch.

Score: 8 cyclists stuck at the crossing
Nomination: User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
For Votes: 9
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. British people are funny. French people eat cheese. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
  2. For. Talk Mattsnow 08:58, July 23, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:12, Jul 23
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 19:13, 23 July 2012
  5. For. User:Frosty/sig3 06:09, July 24, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. Winstanley1 (talk) 08:41, July 24, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. Lantash 17:29, July 29, 2012 (BST)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. User:Matthlock/sig2 18:44, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. It's not so bad, just a shame it took so long. ChiefjusticeDS 15:19, August 22, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. A couple chuckles, but not enough to justify its faded topicality and reliance on stereotypes. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 08:30, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
    Eh?!? I can only imagine you don't get out and about much, TKF. Poor you. --Lantash (talk) 21:10, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
    Yep, that's it. Your writing is lazy, therefore I have no friends. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 05:52, August 13, 2012 (UTC)
    That explains so much. If your writing was more vibrant, I'd be popular! User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3

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Nazi Eating

Score: 8 inglorious gluttens
Nomination: ~BigHeadTodd (minus the Monsters) (speak) Jul 16, '12 5:15pm
For Votes: 8
  1. I shall let the article speak for itself. ~BusterCherry (speak) Jul 16, '12 5:15pm
  2. For. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:53, 16 July, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. --User:Xamralco/sig 21:27, July 16, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:10, 16 July 2012
  5. PurpleDickVote.png Self-boner. But I'll try to get in there tonight/tomorrow and see about removing any excess cheese. -RAHB 01:43, July 17, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. Talk Mattsnow 16:03, July 17, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. ok User:Frosty/sig3 06:56, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. TC02 (Chat with me) 10:41, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg FUCK NAZIS! But I love this article. User:Matthlock/sig2 17:45, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Comments
  • Comment. For. This is funny but I find it a little cheesy at times and it might benifit from a small revision User:Shabidoo/sig 18:44, July 16, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Also, thanks to RAHB for letting me rape his article with my pathetic images. ~BigHeadTodd (minus the Monsters) (speak) Jul 18, '12 12:51pm
  • Abstain. Lot of work here but I don't 'buy' the central joke here. Not for me but I can see it has appeal. Sorry. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 17:55, July 21, 2012 (UTC)

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UnNews:Dick Clark still hosting New Year's Eve show

Score: 3.5
Nomination:
For Votes: 6
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom & For. This was a Pee Buddy runner-up so should be ready for VFH. I'll fix it up a little first, though. --User:Qzekrom/sig3 00:18, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:10, 12 May 2012
  3. For. Reference of Pazuzu lol RS (talk) 23:09, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. Definite for. A (Ruins) 15:29, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Hilarious! --User:XDshempXD/sig 11:29, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Matthlock Talk to me! I want to be Noob of the Month! Follow the yellow-eyed eagle to see what I've done for Uncyclopedia Check me out on Wikipedia! Daddy? Is that you? Bollywood! See what's new in the world today If you think I should be fired, follow this greedy dude One of my best friends was born in this country! (No joke) Visit the main page Visit me on Wookieepedia! I need some help with this article Check me out on the Final Fantasy wiki also! See me on Illogicopedia as well! Sandinista! Talk to me on Wikipedia! Follow the German to view my unusual musical tastes All hail the Grand Land of Quebec! 20:54, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2.5
  1. Against. 134.29.196.80 03:07, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Against. Sweet Potato (talk) 03:07, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against. No.--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 05:39, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
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Baby boomer

Score: 4 people who know where the flowers have gone.
Nomination: Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:07, May 22
For Votes: 5

No for votes

  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Now there is one. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:22, 22 May 2012
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. And then there were two. Aleister 2:10 23-5-'12
  3. For. User:Frosty/sig3 07:47, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. After MrN added the history I'll vote For it--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:39, May 23
  5. For. VFH boomer. User:GEORGIEGIBBONS/sig 19:22, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. It really tried but it felt like it tried too hard. RS (talk) 07:45, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

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HowTo:Made with Paint.NET

Score: 34.7 I Like it (but Same Photoshop)
Nomination: Down User 05:02, 26 November 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 34.7
  1. Template:Refresh Maylike. --Down User 05:02, 26 November 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. AWSOME GOOD. --Down User 05:02, 26 November 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak For 1.7 --Down User 05:02, 26 November 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol heart vote.svg Weak for 23 --Down User 05:02, 26 November 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Cool --Down User 05:02, 26 November 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. I Download from Getpaint.net. --Down User 05:02, 26 November 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Also Using .NET Framework yet. --Down User 05:02, 26 November 2010 (UTC)

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UnNews:Internet Connection Has Been Maintenance

Score: 5.7 Internet UnPlugged
Nomination: Down User 08:36, 25 November 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 5.7
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. LOL. --DU - Talk DU.gif - Stalk 08:36, 25 November 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak For 0.1 --DU - Talk DU.gif - Stalk 08:36, 25 November 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol possible vote.svg Weak for 4.6 --DU - Talk DU.gif - Stalk 05:07, 26 November 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Insert article title here, without link

Score: -9.2
Nomination: Williamgeorgefraser 18:52, 18 October 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 9.2
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Motherfuck Oh, no is Zenerphobia. --Down User 08:27, 25 November 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Huzzah --Down User 08:27, 25 November 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol neutral vote.svg Weak Against 1.2. --Down User 08:27, 25 November 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Poor. --Down User 08:27, 25 November 2010 (UTC)
  5. Template:Stop --Down User 08:27, 25 November 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol against vote.svg Against. y0u get pr0n. --Down User 08:27, 25 November 2010 (UTC)
  7. Template:Rbpolsenfor You Else. --Down User 08:27, 25 November 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol wtf vote.svg Fail
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain.. Failed, --Down User 08:27, 25 November 2010 (UTC)

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Spider Riders

Score: -3
Nomination: Zach in the Hat 22:05, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. Jesus Christ No. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:07, 21 Apr
  2. Against. Nope You know what the music means... Our time is up. 22:12, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against. This is clearly in violation of everything --JackOfSpades (talk) 22:14, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

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Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen

Score: 14 loling gentlechaps
Nomination: Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:46, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 14
  1. Instant nomination + Strong For. Jim Groovester strikes again --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:46, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
  2. OMG, 4 --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 01:50, October 5, 2007
  3. For-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:52, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
  4. Self-for. I got the idea when I thanked Led Balloon for the NotM nomination in a similar fashion. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 01:55, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
  5. For     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   02:05, 5 October 2007 (UTC)  
  6. I demand payment for the page which I have inspired. No? Very well, I suppose I'll go and sell snake oil. Also, omfgroflmaobbq. Omfgroflmaobbq in-deed. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:07, Oct 5
  7. Brb Back, idk rofl wtf omg! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 03:07, Oct 5
  8. For--Dr. Fenwick 04:37, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. Being a vote in the positive sense of the word, and daringly typed in bold to indicate high spirits and general waggishness. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:34, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
  10. Indubitably. I say, old chap, this meaningless drivel provides for quite hearty laughs. Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:22, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
  11. This is quite an humorous page for which I had giggled. ~ Tophatsig.png 5/10/2007 @ 20:09
  12. expensive Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 21:01, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
  13. Verily --General Insineratehymn 21:25, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
  14. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:25, 6 October 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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