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Butter (history, logs)

Article: Butter

Score: 15 Who prefer butter over I can't believe it's not butter

Nominated by:  http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Steak.gifTALK  FRESH MEAT   talk to me 23:17 10 December 2009
For: 18
  1. Nom and For. - This article was a bunch of garbage before Zana got to it.  http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Steak.gifTALK  FRESH MEAT   talk to me 23:17 10 December 2009
  2. I can't believe it's not featured Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 10:44, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  3. For per what Fresh Meat said. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 12:06, 11 December 2009
  4. Symbol for vote.svg Four I seem to constantly be getting this magical vote number. I feel so special.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   12:41, Friday 11 December 2009  
  5. For. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 19:47, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. - I never would've thought this would be nommed. Here's to hoping it passes!  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 02:28, 13 December 2009
  7. For. 15:58, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 18:36, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  9. For my favorite sex lube. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:51, 19 Dec
  10. For. Vote change after Zana's recent expansion of the article. Now spreads a lot thicker. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 22:02, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  11. For. I glanced at this before, and wasn't sure. Now I am. Good stuff, Zana. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:53, Dec 24
  12. For. per above Mn-z 15:23, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
  13. Symbol heart vote.svg Forplay! I knever knew you could use butter as a replacement for ice cream in the bedroom! And to think, all this time I've been using Popsicles.  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  07:42, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  14. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 04:38,31December,2009
  15. For. Mmmmmmmm... slippery! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 19:33, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
  16. For. Lovely - Zane is genius! [email protected] Lisalisa.jpg(Meow!)(Contribs) 18:27, 1 January 2010
  17. FlourAs a vegan it's against my moral code to vote yes on this article, so I'll vote for the soy butter instead. (signature under construction, watch for hazards) User:Aleister in Chains 19:35, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  18. For. 22:56, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  19. For. Good enough. ChiefjusticeDS 22:38, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 3
  1. Against. I liked the hotdog photo and caption, but the rest to me was largely "butter is great." To me it needs more work to be VFH. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  17:01, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. As per Rabbi, some good stuff in there but a little rough and rushed to be featured --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 10:41, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against. Needs to spread a bit further to be a feature. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 19:36, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against as per Why. Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 12:26, Dec 19 2009
  • I liked this, however I think to be featured some of it needs to be strengthened, particularly the opening paragraph. It's too random and doesn't suit the tone of the rest of the article, which sounds like it was written by someone working for a desperate butter manufacturer. My advice would be to keep this consitent throughout as I found it very funny. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 10:20, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
It really does. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 19:47, December 11, 2009 (UTC)


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