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Colin Powell (history, logs)

Article: Colin Powell

Score: 16.5 Helpful advices...

Nominated by: Self-nom. Pee reviewed here. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 03:29, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
For: 21.5
  1. SNF. I know it's not a masterwork, but I think it's a pretty funny little article. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 03:29, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. Short but funny. IronLung 05:23, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
  3. For That's one of the funniest Uncyc articles I've read in a while. -RAHB 09:14, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
  4. For.Why wasn't Colin Powell watching me play FO3 when I stumbled into evergreen mills?Saberwolf116 22:11, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. Zarbag 22:14, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
  6. For Well I just have to vote for this awesomeness --- Ironfist IronFist.jpg Talk to me 01:45, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
  7. For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:07, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. Still think it's great. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:39, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. I came into it expecting very little and was pleasantly surprised. Quite "public service announcement" aswell. Gis ym esiladnav! Look at my itty bitty head.A-too-ta-teeh-ta-too-teh-tah-teh-har-fer-blarney.LOB 16:50, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
  10. Despite this being a Hyperbole article, I must say that this article epitomizes the spirit of Uncyclopedia, so it deserves to be featured. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:09, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
  11. For. Great article. --Docile hippopotamus 00:48, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
  12. For This article is good, but that guy has a weird first name. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 02:09, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
  13. For InfiniteMonkey 06:50, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
  14. Symbol for vote.svg He told me to vote for and recommended a great shopping website to boot. – 08:51, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
  15. For Hilarious. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 15:55, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
  16. For PiRK 01:23, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
  17. For. Passed the giggle test. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 01:34, Feb 2
  18. for. i was going to vote against, but colin powell appeared from under my desk and advised me to change my vote. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:12, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
  19. Yeah, what the fuck was I thinking; this is great stuff. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 13:31, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
  20. Cheerful colored man. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 05:50, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
  21. For. A whimsical off-beat article. Thanks, whoever wrote this! Sradec 09:54, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
  22. No, this is a masterwork. Brilliant article, Hype. Sir SysRq (talk) 15:30, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
Against: 5
  1. Against a bit too random, steam-of-consciousnessy for a featured article. --Mnbvcxz 04:03, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
  2. Namedropping, IMO. Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:18, Jan 26
  3. Against. I can't believe I'm voting against a Hype article, but it just didn't tickle me at all. Sorry dude. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:42, Jan 28
  4. Against. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:21, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
  5. Against --Yodel monkey 20:00, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. This one really divides me. It's funny so I can't vote against but it's rather short. Even though I feel the style would work better with a fictional character, if Hyp were to sustain the basic concept with twice the material and keep it funny, inserting aspects of Powell's career along the way, I'd vote for. --DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  11:53, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain.. This is the kind of stuff I like and I totally disagree with DrStrange, but it somehow feels like it needs to be smoothed out. Smooth, like Colin Powell's latte-toned backside. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 03:41, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

Although editing articles in the middle of VFH is weird, I fully trust you to do so if inspiration strikes. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:18, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
I wouldn't want to fuck up an article clearly on the way to featuredom, but I might create a slightly revised version on my user page for your approval. But probably not; must play games. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 23:54, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
Careful. My gaming has cost me just shy of a grand this last couple weeks. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:03, 4 February 2009 (UTC)


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