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| 0.
| UnNews:Ted Kennedy ties in battle with brain cancer; dies pulling it into abyss with him (nomination page)
| -2 ( 4 / 6 )sm=n
| 28 September 2009sm=d
| MrN9000
| low health (-33%)
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| 1.
| UnNews:State of Emergency declared in Pakistan, all political assassinations to be suspended (nomination page)
| 4 ( 5 / 1 )sm=n
| 28 September 2009sm=d
| Zombiebaron
| rm, 25% healthy thingy
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| 2.
| Comparative evaluation of the indirect immunoperoxidase test for the serodiagnosis of rickettsial disease (nomination page)
| -3 ( 1 / 4 )sm=n
| 26 September 2009sm=d
| Mordillo
| rm -3
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| 3.
| Tom Brady (nomination page)
| -1 ( 5 / 6 )sm=n
| 24 September 2009sm=d
| Mordillo
| rm -17% -1
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| 4.
| Fuck fucking fucked fucker fucking fuckups fuck fucking fucked fucking fuckup fucking fucker's fuck (nomination page)
| -3 ( 4 / 7 )sm=n
| 14 September 2009sm=d
| Mordillo
| rm -3
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| 5.
| The Sack of Rome (nomination page)
| -3 ( 1 / 4 )sm=n
| 14 September 2009sm=d
| Modusoperandi
| rm -3
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| 6.
| Guitar Hero: Legend Of Hawkings (nomination page)
| -2 ( 1 / 3 )sm=n
| 14 September 2009sm=d
| Modusoperandi
| rm. Self-nom, no Pee Review. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 16:56, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
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| 7.
| UnScripts:The Crimefighting League of Crimefighting Crimefighters (nomination page)
| -3 ( 1 / 4 )sm=n
| 14 September 2009sm=d
| Modusoperandi
| rm -3
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| 8.
| Abbey Road (nomination page)
| 1 ( 4 / 3 )sm=n
| 14 September 2009sm=d
| Mordillo
| rm 13% +1
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| 9.
| Justice League Europe (nomination page)
| 1 ( 4 / 3 )sm=n
| 14 September 2009sm=d
| Mordillo
| rm 17% +1
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| 10.
| Mr Blotto (nomination page)
| 2 ( 7 / 5 )sm=n
| 14 September 2009sm=d
| Mordillo
| rm 33% +2
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| 11.
| Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is In The Water (nomination page)
| 3 ( 9 / 6 )sm=n
| 10 September 2009sm=d
| Modusoperandi
| rm, low health (23%)
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| 12.
| Major Contributions of Those of African Descent to the Realms of Philosophy, Science, Literature, and the Liberal Arts (nomination page)
| -10 ( 0 / 10 )sm=n
| 10 September 2009sm=d
| Modusoperandi
| rm -10
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| 13.
| The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and forty-two times (nomination page)
| -3 ( 5 / 8 )sm=n
| 10 September 2009sm=d
| Under user
| rm - 3
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| 14.
| An Article Written by Somebody that Didn't Read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid: A Retrospective (nomination page)
| -2 ( 8 / 10 )sm=n
| 10 September 2009sm=d
| Modusoperandi
| rm, low health (-33%)
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| 15.
| UnNews:Adam Sandler expresses concerns that his next film ‘might not be shitty enough’ (nomination page)
| 5.5 ( 12.5 / 7 )sm=n
| 10 September 2009sm=d
| Mordillo
| rm 15% 5.5
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| 16.
| An Article Written by Somebody that Didn't Read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid (nomination page)
| -3 ( 0 / 3 )sm=n
| 10 September 2009sm=d
| TheLedBalloon
| nyah-nyah, now Hyperbole can't vote against at all
|
| 17.
| That time I accidentally launched a thousand ships with my face during my sojourn in Troy (nomination page)
| -3 ( 4 / 7 )sm=n
| 10 September 2009sm=d
| Bradaphraser
| rm -3
|
| 18.
| Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice (nomination page)
| -1 ( 0 / 1 )sm=n
| 10 September 2009sm=d
| Cajek
| Ineligible, already featured.
|
| 19.
| UnNews:Uncyclopedia Internal Security Department warns on Malaysia (nomination page)
| -2.5 ( 0.5 / 3 )sm=n
| 10 September 2009sm=d
| 84.194.239.240
| rm -2.5 is low enough for me.
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| 20.
| 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 (nomination page)
| -3 ( 3 / 6 )sm=n
| 10 September 2009sm=d
| Dr. Skullthumper
| rm -3
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| 21.
| UnNews:Government to distribute chocolate chip cookies to Americans in "stimulus package" (nomination page)
| 9 ( 14 / 5 )sm=n
| 10 September 2009sm=d
| Mordillo
| rm low health 21% QFA
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| 22.
| UnNews:Serial killer known as "Internet" now caught thanks to victim's brother's hint, trial to be held (nomination page)
| -4 ( 1 / 5 )sm=n
| 10 September 2009sm=d
| Under user
| rm -4
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| 23.
| UnBooks:I Know This Isn't Fair Girl, But, Your Foot Odor Has Driven Us apart. We Have To Break Up. (nomination page)
| 3 ( 4 / 1 )sm=n
| 10 September 2009sm=d
| Mordillo
| rm low health +27% +3
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| 24.
| UnNews:Olipro is wearing a thong, offers $10,000 to anyone who can guess what color it is (nomination page)
| 0 ( 14 / 14 )sm=n
| 10 September 2009sm=d
| Mordillo
| rm low health 0% 0
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| 25.
| UnNews:Large Hadron Collider joins forces with Sarah Palin to create satire colossus (nomination page)
| -0.5 ( 8.5 / 9 )sm=n
| 10 September 2009sm=d
| MrN9000
| low health -6%(0.5)
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| 26.
| UnNews:French Pen Pal disgusted after receiving third letter about the New York Yankees (nomination page)
| 3 ( 5 / 2 )sm=n
| 9 September 2009sm=d
| Bradaphraser
| rm +3, Darwin Rule, Level 5
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| 27.
| UnNews:Approach of Christmas brings a rapid increase in amount of advertisements in media (nomination page)
| 0 ( 4 / 4 )sm=n
| 9 September 2009sm=d
| Thekillerfroggy
| Low health (0%)
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| 28.
| UnNews:FBI discovers mastermind behind 9/11 attacks; "sorry" for previous misconception (nomination page)
| 0 ( 5 / 5 )sm=n
| 9 September 2009sm=d
| Thekillerfroggy
| rm 0% health, 0 score
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| 29.
| HowTo:Achieve World Domination in a Recession (nomination page)
| -3 ( 2 / 5 )sm=n
| 8 September 2009sm=d
| Mordillo
| rm -3
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