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# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment

{{Votevfh.closed |nr=0|article=UnBooks:Diary of a Monkey Lover|page=Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnBooks:Diary of a Monkey Lover (fucking again)|score={{Votevfh.dpl3|article=UnBooks:Diary of a Monkey Lover

nom=Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 02:57, January 22, 2010 (UTC) scoretext=dates with a monkey fornumber=10.5 for=#Nom+For This isn't mine, but I like how it was made and made me laugh.--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 02:57, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  1. For. TRUE LOVE FOUND IN A MONKEYS ASS, WHATS NOT TO LOVE? ah, the romance of suprise butsecs 168.150.177.40 06:53, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  2. For. It's time this got featured. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:43, 23 January 2010
  3. Still for. Feature this already. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:45, 23 Jan
  4. For. It seems to have been improved a lot since this article's last visit when I was against. Now it is bit of a mix of Tarzan, Avatar and Dancing With Monkeys. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 15:16, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
  5. For Never underestimate the love of a hairy Great Ape. Aleister in Chains It's timeless in the Jungle, MMX
  6. For. It took courage (for me) to read this AGAIN and the writing has definitely improved. I move from abstain to Symbol for vote.svg For.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  13:05, January 24, 2010 (UTC)
  7. For A love story for our time. --Sog1970 16:36, January 24, 2010 (UTC)
  8. For -Great article, better than that Avatar movie.--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (speak up) 07:58, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Tagstit FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 00:17 • Monday, 25-01-2010
  10. For. --Docile hippopotamus 03:32, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
againstnumber=0 against= comments= VFH/UnBooks:Diary of a Monkey Lover (fucking again)=VFH/UnBooks:Diary of a Monkey Lover (fucking again)|=|PuppyOnTheRadio=PuppyOnTheRadio|%ARGS%=§article=UnBooks:Diary of a Monkey Lover

§nom={User:Iwillkillyou333/sig2 (Version 2)} 02:57, January 22, 2010 (UTC) §scoretext=dates with a monkey §fornumber=10.5 §for=#Nom+For This isn't mine, but I like how it was made and made me laugh.--{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig2 (Version 2)} 02:57, January 22, 2010 (UTC)

  1. For. TRUE LOVE FOUND IN A MONKEYS ASS, WHATS NOT TO LOVE? ah, the romance of suprise butsecs Special:Contributions/168.150.177.40§168.150.177.40 06:53, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  2. For. It's time this got featured. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}13:43, 23 January 2010
  3. Still for. Feature this already. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}14:45, 23 Jan
  4. For. It seems to have been improved a lot since this article's last visit when I was against. Now it is bit of a mix of Tarzan, Avatar and Dancing With Monkeys. {User:Romartus/sig} 15:16, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
  5. For Never underestimate the love of a hairy Great Ape. user:Aleister in Chains§Aleister in Chains It's timeless in the Jungle, MMX
  6. For. It took courage (for me) to read this AGAIN and the writing has definitely improved. I move from abstain to {For}--{User:DrStrange/sig} 13:05, January 24, 2010 (UTC)
  7. For A love story for our time. --User:Sog1970§Sog1970 16:36, January 24, 2010 (UTC)
  8. For -Great article, better than that Avatar movie.--{User:Claudius Prime/sig} 07:58, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Tagstit {User:Fredd The Mahmauscher/sig5} 00:17 • Monday, 25-01-2010
  10. For. --User:Docile hippopotamus§Docile hippopotamus 03:32, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

§againstnumber=0 §against= §comments= }}|stamp=28 January 2010|user=PuppyOnTheRadio|comment=}}{{Votevfh.closed |nr=1|article=Unfomercials:Mutter_-_mein_Endlosung!|page=Uncyclopedia:VFH/Unfomercials:Mutter - mein Endlosung!|score={{Votevfh.dpl3|article=Unfomercials:Mutter_-_mein_Endlosung!

nom=Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 13:13, December 21, 2009 (UTC) scoretext= that are all fuckin' sick. fornumber=15 for=#Nom+4 That's just sick! Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 13:13, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  1. For. I thought I would comment something but... Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 13:22, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. I fuckin' lolt, hard. The Ugandan Government Should Cease Existence. Yoweri Museveni can go die, too. Fuck Uganda. 20:37, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Four. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:55, 21 December 2009
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Is there still time to order one for Christmas? --Sog1970 23:25, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. You people make me sick. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:25, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. A welcome addition to the Mein Wenig Fuehrer (My Little Fuehrer) toy range. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 13:14, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
  7. For Every child should have one. --I'mthedaddy 22:17, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. per above. Mn-z 04:20, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
  9. Excellent. Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 14:41, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
  10. Jesus. What the hell's the matter with you people? You're all fuckin' sick. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:56, 23 Dec
  11. Symbol for vote.svg Fore! Love it when Nazism is mocked but not when the Jews being killed are mocked. Mordillo would hate me for this. 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 07:36, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
  12. For. --DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  13:53, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
  13. For. That is so sweet it made me feel verklempt--no, I DEFINITELY did not mean verklempt! I don't even know any Jewish words. I meant teary-eyed. (I do wonder if it is just a little short to be featured? I mean the article, not the doll). User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig7 User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig2 19:57, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
  14. For. IronLung 00:12, December 26, 2009 (UTC)
againstnumber=0 against= comments= VFH/Unfomercials:Mutter - mein Endlosung!=VFH/Unfomercials:Mutter - mein Endlosung!|=|PuppyOnTheRadio=PuppyOnTheRadio|%ARGS%=§article=Unfomercials:Mutter_-_mein_Endlosung!

§nom={User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig} 13:13, December 21, 2009 (UTC) §scoretext= that are all fuckin' sick. §fornumber=15 §for=#Nom+4 That's just sick! {User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig} 13:13, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

  1. For. I thought I would comment something but... {User:Multiliteralist/sig} 13:22, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. I fuckin' lolt, hard. {User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/Uganda Sig} 20:37, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  3. {For§Four.} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}20:55, 21 December 2009
  4. {For} Is there still time to order one for Christmas? --User:Sog1970§Sog1970 23:25, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. You people make me sick. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 02:25, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. A welcome addition to the Mein Wenig Fuehrer (My Little Fuehrer) toy range. {User:Romartus/sig} 13:14, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
  7. For Every child should have one. --User:I'mthedaddy§I'mthedaddy 22:17, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. per above. {User:Mnbvcxz/sig5} 04:20, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
  9. Excellent. {User:Acrolo/sig} 14:41, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
  10. Jesus. What the hell's the matter with you people? You're all fuckin' sick. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}18:56, 23 Dec
  11. {For§Fore!} Love it when Nazism is mocked but not when the Jews being killed are mocked. Mordillo would hate me for this. {User:Joe9320/sig} 07:36, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
  12. For. --{User:DrStrange/sig} 13:53, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
  13. For. That is so sweet it made me feel verklempt--no, I DEFINITELY did not mean verklempt! I don't even know any Jewish words. I meant teary-eyed. (I do wonder if it is just a little short to be featured? I mean the article, not the doll). {User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig7} {User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig2} 19:57, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
  14. For. User:IronLung§IronLung 00:12, December 26, 2009 (UTC)

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  • {comment} VFH tag? {User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/Uganda Sig} 20:41, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
    You're it! {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 02:25, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Thankyou, all. This is just the beginning of my project to breathe new life into Unfomercials in 2010, it being a neglected area of the site and one with many possibilities. Anyway, I don't want this to sound like an Oscars speech so, erm, that's it. {User:RabbiTechno/sig} 13:40, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

}}|stamp=27 December 2009|user=PuppyOnTheRadio|comment=}}{{Votevfh.closed |nr=2|article=Frostbite: A Christmas LP|page=Uncyclopedia:VFH/Frostbite: A Christmas LP|score={{Votevfh.dpl3|article=Frostbite: A Christmas LP

nom=User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/Sig Punk 18:06, December 15, 2009 (UTC) scoretext=Copkillers on the naughty list. fornumber=13 for=
  1. Nom/Foar RoflShandon. User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/Sig Punk 18:06, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 18:15, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  3. For. Santa's coming! Santa's coming! Santa's coming! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:54, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 02:44, 16 December 2009
  5. For beats the fuck out of New Threat to Christmas http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/e/e5/Faglogo.png/25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 05:49, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. Could perhaps require a tidy up with the images used but a welcome return for the writer Shandon for this article, RomArtus Imperator(talk) 11:50, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
  7. For. It appealed to my inner wigger the most. --Matfen 12:17, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 13:34, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
  9. Phoar. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 14:03 • Wednesday, 16-12-2009
  10. For. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:08, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
  11. For. Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 19:54, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
  12. Gratuitous self-For. Sir Shandon GUN.png (Talk) (Trophy Room) 18:10, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
  13. For. so funny I almost did a little wee -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:34, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
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§nom={User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/Sig Punk} 18:06, December 15, 2009 (UTC) §scoretext=Copkillers on the naughty list. §fornumber=13 §for=

  1. Nom/Foar RoflShandon. {User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/Sig Punk} 18:06, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For --{User:PrincessCaitlai/sig} 18:15, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  3. For. Santa's coming! Santa's coming! Santa's coming! {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 22:54, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}02:44, 16 December 2009
  5. For beats the fuck out of New Threat to Christmas {User:Fag/sig5} 05:49, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. Could perhaps require a tidy up with the images used but a welcome return for the writer Shandon for this article, {User:Romartus/sig} 11:50, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
  7. For. It appealed to my inner wigger the most. --{User:Matfen815/sig} 12:17, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. {User:Mordillo/sig3} 13:34, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
  9. Phoar. {User:Mahm00shA/Sig} • 14:03 • Wednesday, 16-12-2009
  10. For. {User:Guildensternenstein/sig2} 06:08, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
  11. For. {User:Multiliteralist/sig} 19:54, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
  12. Gratuitous self-For. {User:Shandon/sig} 18:10, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
  13. For. so funny I almost did a little wee -- {User:Olipro/sig} 04:34, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

§againstnumber=0 §against= §comments= }}|stamp=22 December 2009|user=PuppyOnTheRadio|comment=}}{{Votevfh.closed |nr=3|article=Starsky and Hutch|page=Uncyclopedia:VFH/Starsky and Hutch|score={{Votevfh.dpl3|article=Starsky and Hutch

nom=Sir Padddy5 CUN VFH 16:30, October 7, 2009 (UTC) scoretext=Funky Perms and Flared Trousers fornumber=15 for=
  1. For. My funkiness levels are severely drained after this, so it must be good. Sir Padddy5 CUN VFH 17:03, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. Outtasite, man! Also, Pee Review? Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 20:16, Oct 7
  3. For. For a story about the love that dare not say its name on prime time TV. RomArtus Imperator(talk). 21:02, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. The most problematic issues are fixed, so yeah, see the review for more details on what I think. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:18, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. --Docile hippopotamus 00:25, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. per above. Mn-z 15:59, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  7. Nice. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 17:57, 8 October 2009
  8. For. AWESOMENESSSS X 10 74.231.235.2 18:01, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
  9. For. Well now, that appears to be the shit. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:04, Oct 22
  10. For. this baby needs a push FreddThe Redd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 16:05, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
  11. for. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:32, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
  12. For. 84.115.78.9 14:13, October 31, 2009 (UTC)
  13. For --Matfen815 11:58, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  14. For. Awesome. ~http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/9a/Scriptsiggy.JPG 14:26, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
  15. For. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 04:57, Nov 14
  16. For. I was moved by its heart. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:49, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
    1. Aw. Thanks! Sir Padddy5 CUN VFH 12:52, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
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  1. Against. Not exactly my cup of tea. --You know what the music means... Our time is up. 20:13, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against Fine for the site, not FA. --THINKER 05:35, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
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  1. Comment. PEE review is here --ChiefjusticeDS 21:14, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
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  1. For. My funkiness levels are severely drained after this, so it must be good. Sir User:Padddy5§Padddy5 CUN Uncyclopedia:VFH§VFH 17:03, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. Outtasite, man! Also, Pee Review? {User:Necropaxx/sig} Wednesday, 20:16, Oct 7
  3. For. For a story about the love that dare not say its name on prime time TV. {User:Romartus/sig}. 21:02, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. The most problematic issues are fixed, so yeah, see the review for more details on what I think. --User:ChiefjusticeDS§ChiefjusticeDS 21:18, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. --User:Docile hippopotamus§Docile hippopotamus 00:25, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. per above. {User:Mnbvcxz/sig5} 15:59, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  7. Nice. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}17:57, 8 October 2009
  8. For. AWESOMENESSSS X 10 Special:Contributions/74.231.235.2§74.231.235.2 18:01, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
  9. For. Well now, that appears to be the shit. --{User:Under_user/sig3} 16:04, Oct 22
  10. For. this baby needs a push {User:Mahm00shA/sig5} 16:05, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
  11. for. {User:Gerrycheevers/sig} 22:32, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
  12. For. Special:Contributions/84.115.78.9§84.115.78.9 14:13, October 31, 2009 (UTC)
  13. For --User:Matfen815§Matfen815 11:58, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  14. For. Awesome. {User:Hiatus Hernia/sig} 14:26, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
  15. For. {User:MrN9000/sig} 04:57, Nov 14
  16. For. I was moved by its heart. {User:Matt lobster/sig} 12:49, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
    1. Aw. Thanks! Sir User:Padddy5§Padddy5 CUN Uncyclopedia:VFH§VFH 12:52, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

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  1. Against. Not exactly my cup of tea. --{User:YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans/sig} 20:13, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against Fine for the site, not FA. --{User:The Thinker/sig} 05:35, October 30, 2009 (UTC)

§comments=

  1. Comment. Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Starsky and Hutch§PEE review is here --User:ChiefjusticeDS§ChiefjusticeDS 21:14, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

}}|stamp=16 November 2009|user=PuppyOnTheRadio|comment=40 days on the wait. That has to be a new record}}{{Votevfh.closed |nr=4|article=Battle of Guadalcanal|page=Uncyclopedia:VFH/Battle of Guadalcanal|score={{Votevfh.dpl3|article=Battle of Guadalcanal

nom=Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:30, June 23, 2011 (UTC) scoretext=product placements that could earn Uncyclopedia millions fornumber=12.5 for=
  1. A hilarious number by one of our longest-lasting noobs. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:30, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 05:54, 23 June 2011
  3. For. Shopping: War by other means. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 08:26, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. For. MadMax 04:58, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
  5. For. Would benefit from more pictures though. --Black Flamingo 21:06, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
  6. For. This is one of the most thoroughly amusing articles I've read on Uncyc in a long time. Sloublues 14:14, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
  7. For. Whi don't they tell about this one in the history books? Talk Mattsnow 15:54, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  8. For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 22:35, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  9. For. Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 01:02, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. Why aren't there more articles like this? Aimsplode 16:36, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  11. For. IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 19:17, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  12. For. 90.210.3.182 17:25, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  13. For. Fantastic, simply put. User:Oliphaunte/sig 16:48, July 15, 2011 (UTC)
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§nom={User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 03:30, June 23, 2011 (UTC) §scoretext=product placements that could earn Uncyclopedia millions §fornumber=12.5 §for=

  1. A hilarious number by one of our longest-lasting noobs. --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 03:30, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}05:54, 23 June 2011
  3. For. Shopping: War by other means. {User:Romartus/sig} 08:26, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. For. User:MadMax§MadMax 04:58, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
  5. For. Would benefit from more pictures though. --{User:Black flamingo11/sig} 21:06, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
  6. For. This is one of the most thoroughly amusing articles I've read on Uncyc in a long time. User:Sloublues§Sloublues 14:14, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
  7. For. Whi don't they tell about this one in the history books? {User:Mattsnow/sig} 15:54, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  8. For -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 22:35, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  9. For. User:NoNamesLeft§Sir NoNamesLeft Order_of_Uncyclopedia#(Knight_or_Dame_Grand_Cross_.28GUN.29)§(GUN) Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Month§WotM Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Month§NotM 01:02, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  10. {For} Why aren't there more articles like this? User:Aimsplode§Aimsplode 16:36, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  11. For. {User:Iwillkillyou333/sig} 19:17, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  12. For. Special:Contributions/90.210.3.182§90.210.3.182 17:25, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  13. For. Fantastic, simply put. {User:Oliphaunte/sig} 16:48, July 15, 2011 (UTC)

§againstnumber=0 §against= §comments= }}|stamp=16 July 2011|user=Simsilikesims|comment=}}{{Votevfh.closed |nr=5|article=HowTo:Get Off the Road|page=Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Get Off the Road|score={{Votevfh.dpl3|article=HowTo:Get Off the Road

nom=BCDF 22:34, July 10, 2011 (UTC) scoretext=Angry Drivers fornumber=14 for=
  1. Hilarious, Symbol for vote.svg Duh. BCDF 22:34, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 18:55, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:44, 12 July 2011
  4. For. Isn't really a HowTo and could be written in a better manner, but any article that discusses the running over of hipsters is good in my book. User:Oliphaunte/sig 16:37, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For! Outta my way! -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 22:06 July 15, 2011 (UTC)
  6. For. I laughed Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:21, Jul 18 14:21, July 18, 2011 (UTC)
  7. For. Getting off the road is important. 19:37 July 20, 2011 (UTC)
  8. For. Cyclists are moralists in lycra RomArtus Imperator(talk) 22:35, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like it too. DJMIXER.GIF (talk) DJ Mixerr 16:37, July 22, 2011 (UTC)
  10. For. InMooseWeTrust 09:57, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
  11. For. I am a cycling aficionado, and this article made me LOL. Talk Mattsnow 18:43, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. --DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  10:04, August 1, 2011 (UTC)
  13. For. User:Frosty/sig3 07:06, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
  14. For. ChiefjusticeDS 21:19, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Abstain. I like it, but it really isn't a how to. It may work as a Why? article. Plus I think it can have a few more things in it. IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 19:03, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Hilarious, {For§Duh.} {User:Aimsplode/sig} 22:34, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. For -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 18:55, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}00:44, 12 July 2011
  4. For. Isn't really a HowTo and could be written in a better manner, but any article that discusses the running over of hipsters is good in my book. {User:Oliphaunte/sig} 16:37, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. {For§For!} Outta my way! -- {User:TheSlyFox/sig} 22:06 July 15, 2011 (UTC)
  6. For. I laughed {User:Funnybony/sig} 14:21, Jul 18 14:21, July 18, 2011 (UTC)
  7. For. Getting off the road is important. 19:37 July 20, 2011 (UTC)
  8. For. Cyclists are moralists in lycra {User:Romartus/sig} 22:35, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
  9. {For} I like it too. {User:DJ Mixerr/sig} User:DJ Mixerr§DJ Mixerr 16:37, July 22, 2011 (UTC)
  10. For. User:InMooseWeTrust§InMooseWeTrust 09:57, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
  11. For. I am a cycling aficionado, and this article made me LOL. {User:Mattsnow/sig} 18:43, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
  12. {For} --{User:DrStrange/sig} 10:04, August 1, 2011 (UTC)
  13. For. {User:Frosty/sig3} 07:06, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
  14. For. {User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig} 21:19, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

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  • Abstain. I like it, but it really isn't a how to. It may work as a Why? article. Plus I think it can have a few more things in it. {User:Iwillkillyou333/sig} 19:03, July 11, 2011 (UTC)

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  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:00, 15 May 2012
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. A (Ruins) 21:01, May 16, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Too true, and great satire. Comment below. Aleister 12:13 17-5-'12
  4. For. Per Aleister Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:27, May 17
  5. For This article is pitched brilliantly. The unique angle used with the subject, coupled with great writing, make this one of the best pieces of satire I have seen anywhere recently. It is satirising the church's longstanding and continuing disgusting attitude toward child-abuse, not supporting the act. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:42, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. 89.204.190.37 15:05, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. Talk Mattsnow 21:06, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. User:Frosty/sig3 22:50, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. Matthlock Talk to me! I want to be Noob of the Month! Follow the yellow-eyed eagle to see what I've done for Uncyclopedia Check me out on Wikipedia! Daddy? Is that you? Bollywood! See what's new in the world today If you think I should be fired, follow this greedy dude One of my best friends was born in this country! (No joke) Visit the main page Visit me on Wookieepedia! I need some help with this article Check me out on the Final Fantasy wiki also! See me on Illogicopedia as well! Sandinista! Talk to me on Wikipedia! Follow the German to view my unusual musical tastes All hail the Grand Land of Quebec! 20:43, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. Sweet Potato (talk) 03:16, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  11. Not laugh-out-loud funny, but I like what it says, and I agree with the Lobster when he says it's brilliantly pitched. Black Flamingo 12:25, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. On second thought, I don't think we need to be worried about showing the church in a poor light. It's good satire, if you can stomach it. --User:Scofield/sig 16:56, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
  13. For. Nice, nice GermanPug Germany Flag 1.png SPRICH, FREUND! 17:04, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
  14. For. ChiefjusticeDS 22:07, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. Against. I'm not sure why this is funny. RS (talk) 22:36, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Against. I'll have to go with Shabidoo on this one. It's too disturbing, and shows the church in much to poor a light to be featured on the main page. User:Scofield/sig 06:37, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Im really sorry but this article creeps me out. It seems like it is more supporting boy rape than parodying it. While Im sure that this was not the aim of the article, thats how it appears to me at least. User:Shabidoo/sig 23:28, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • That's the satire, and if it creeps you out, it did what satire is supposed to do! And for being "too disturbing, and shows the church in much to poor a light...", there is not too poor a light for what that cult did to thousands of boys over many decades (and that's not even going into the historical record - probably 1500 years of this was going on). Aleister 12:15 17-5-'12
  • Comment. What does Ringo say in UnNews:Vatican forgiven by Beatles. It seem to me that this article is offering a cure, not inciting an already existing crime. It's a spoof on the meaning of the title. Since when did Uncyclopedia become religious? The only bad light on the church is their own history to date. Lighten up! Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:43, May 17
Sorry guys, the "spoof" part doesn't come across to me. --User:Shabidoo/sig 22:01, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}14:00, 15 May 2012
  2. {For} {User:Aimsplode/sig2} 21:01, May 16, 2012 (UTC)
  3. {For} Too true, and great satire. Comment below. user:Aleister§Aleister 12:13 17-5-'12
  4. For. Per Aleister {User:Funnybony/sig} 12:27, May 17
  5. For This article is pitched brilliantly. The unique angle used with the subject, coupled with great writing, make this one of the best pieces of satire I have seen anywhere recently. It is satirising the church's longstanding and continuing disgusting attitude toward child-abuse, not supporting the act. {User:Matt lobster/sig} 12:42, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. Special:Contributions/89.204.190.37§89.204.190.37 15:05, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. {User:Mattsnow/sig} 21:06, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. {User:Frosty/sig3} 22:50, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
  9. {For} {User:Matthlock/sig} 20:43, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. User:Sweet Potato§Sweet Potato (User talk:Sweet Potato§talk) 03:16, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  11. Not laugh-out-loud funny, but I like what it says, and I agree with the Lobster when he says it's brilliantly pitched. {User:Black flamingo11/sig} 12:25, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  12. {For} On second thought, I don't think we need to be worried about showing the church in a poor light. It's good satire, if you can stomach it. --{User:Scofield/sig} 16:56, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
  13. For. Nice, nice [[User:GermanPug§GermanPug]] File:Germany Flag 1.png§link=User:GermanPug/Laboratory User talk:GermanPug§SPRICH, FREUND! 17:04, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
  14. For. {User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig} 22:07, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

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  1. Against. I'm not sure why this is funny. User:ResurrectedSage§RS (User talk:ResurrectedSage§talk) 22:36, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Against. I'll have to go with Shabidoo on this one. It's too disturbing, and shows the church in much to poor a light to be featured on the main page. {User:Scofield/sig} 06:37, May 17, 2012 (UTC)

§comments=

  • {Comment} Im really sorry but this article creeps me out. It seems like it is more supporting boy rape than parodying it. While Im sure that this was not the aim of the article, thats how it appears to me at least. {User:Shabidoo/sig} 23:28, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • That's the satire, and if it creeps you out, it did what satire is supposed to do! And for being "too disturbing, and shows the church in much to poor a light...", there is not too poor a light for what that cult did to thousands of boys over many decades (and that's not even going into the historical record - probably 1500 years of this was going on). user:Aleister§Aleister 12:15 17-5-'12
  • Comment. What does Ringo say in UnNews:Vatican forgiven by Beatles. It seem to me that this article is offering a cure, not inciting an already existing crime. It's a spoof on the meaning of the title. Since when did Uncyclopedia become religious? The only bad light on the church is their own history to date. Lighten up! {User:Funnybony/sig} 12:43, May 17
Sorry guys, the "spoof" part doesn't come across to me. --{User:Shabidoo/sig} 22:01, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  • Comment. Added a new cartoonish picture with new caption --- to lighten it up more. {User:Funnybony/sig} 09:17, May 18

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  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:16, 6 May 2012
  2. For. the title alone made me laugh, oddly. User:Frosty/sig3 08:36, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:55, May 6
  4. For. Great article :) Talk Mattsnow 12:59, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For. Sycamore (Talk) 21:29, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg iFor Aleister 11:41 7-5-'12
  7. Yeap --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 12:37, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Yes. 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 03:19, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. 134.29.196.80 03:06, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. Wd-40 (talk) 06:12, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. I want one now. RS (talk) 23:43, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. Matthlock Talk to me! I want to be Noob of the Month! Follow the yellow-eyed eagle to see what I've done for Uncyclopedia Check me out on Wikipedia! Daddy? Is that you? Bollywood! See what's new in the world today If you think I should be fired, follow this greedy dude One of my best friends was born in this country! (No joke) Visit the main page Visit me on Wookieepedia! I need some help with this article Check me out on the Final Fantasy wiki also! See me on Illogicopedia as well! Sandinista! Talk to me on Wikipedia! Follow the German to view my unusual musical tastes All hail the Grand Land of Quebec! 21:24, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
  13. Symbol for vote.svg Sure A (Ruins) 19:01, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
  14. For. Black Flamingo 20:21, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}00:16, 6 May 2012
  2. For. the title alone made me laugh, oddly. {User:Frosty/sig3} 08:36, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. {User:Funnybony/sig} 12:55, May 6
  4. For. Great article :) {User:Mattsnow/sig} 12:59, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For. {user:sycamore/sig} 21:29, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
  6. {For§iFor} user:Aleister§Aleister 11:41 7-5-'12
  7. Yeap --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 12:37, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Yes. {User:Joe9320/sig} 03:19, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. Special:Contributions/134.29.196.80§134.29.196.80 03:06, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. User:Wd-40§Wd-40 (User talk:Wd-40§talk) 06:12, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. I want one now. User:ResurrectedSage§RS (User talk:ResurrectedSage§talk) 23:43, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
  12. {For} {User:Matthlock/sig} 21:24, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
  13. {For§Sure} {User:Aimsplode/sig4} 19:01, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
  14. For. {User:Black flamingo11/sig} 20:21, May 21, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=0 §against= §comments= }}|stamp=25 May 2012|user=Simsilikesims|comment=Unleash the Ives of War}}{{Votevfh.closed |nr=8|article=Battle of Trafalgar|page=Uncyclopedia:VFH/Battle of Trafalgar|score={{Votevfh.dpl3|article=Battle of Trafalgar

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  1. For. Self Nom: Something I worked on for sometime after overhauling the original article. The anniversary is on the 21st October. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 17:50, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. So is History of Great Britain ready for VFH yet, Romartus? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:02, 1 October 2012
  3. For. Too much effort has gone into this for anybody to be able to vote against, plus it's funny. User:Frosty/sig3 22:52, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. Also the pictures are brilliant. User:Zheliel/sisg 13:23 October 2
  5. For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 07:31, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. Gets my vote just for the "living in sin" double misdirection and the "grasped the opportunity with one hand" line alone. -- Rei (talk) 08:57, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. But of course!--User:Sinner George/sig 11:09, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. Sycamore (Talk) 13:19, October 11, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. sumone10154(talk) 00:34, October 12, 2012 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. The article's quite the length but the consistence in humor in it is very satisfying. User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 11:03, October 17, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. For. Self Nom: Something I worked on for sometime after overhauling the original article. The anniversary is on the 21st October. {User:Romartus/sig} 17:50, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
  2. {For} So is History of Great Britain ready for VFH yet, Romartus? {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}18:02, 1 October 2012
  3. For. Too much effort has gone into this for anybody to be able to vote against, plus it's funny. {User:Frosty/sig3} 22:52, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. Also the pictures are brilliant. {User:Zheliel/sisg} 13:23 October 2
  5. For -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 07:31, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. Gets my vote just for the "living in sin" double misdirection and the "grasped the opportunity with one hand" line alone. -- User:Rei§Rei (User talk:Rei§talk) 08:57, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. But of course!--{User:Sinner George/sig} 11:09, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. {user:sycamore/sig} 13:19, October 11, 2012 (UTC)
  9. {for} –[[User:Sumone10154§sumone10154]]([[User talk:Sumone10154§talk]]) 00:34, October 12, 2012 (UTC)
  10. {For} The article's quite the length but the consistence in humor in it is very satisfying. {User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3} 11:03, October 17, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=0 §against= §comments= }}|stamp=17 October 2012|user=PuppyOnTheRadio|comment=Ahoy Sailor!}}{{Votevfh.closed |nr=9|article=Mountain Dew|page=Uncyclopedia:VFH/Mountain Dew|score={{Votevfh.dpl3|article=Mountain Dew

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  1. Symbol for vote.svg Yet another self-nom and for - What about this one? Is it a feature? --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 23:26, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For, though imo it's a little too short User:Zheliel/sisg 21:48 September 28
  3. For, despite SPIKE's request to completely ruin the page. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:33, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 18:23, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. sumone10154(talk) 18:44, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. User:Frosty/sig3 06:30, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. 180.234.71.100 12:47, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:15, 1 October 2012
  9. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 18:34, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 18:48, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. Very funny General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 18:47, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
  12. For. It gets repetitive...but its really funny User:Shabidoo/sig 14:57, October 8, 2012 (UTC)
  13. Symbol for vote.svg For. It's funny. User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 07:56, October 10, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. FlaccidDickVote.png Limp boner. Not especially hilarious, I'm afraid. -RAHB 01:22, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
  2. not its stupud Monster2099
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  • An innovative work in tap-dancing around the subject that everyone will click on this article to read about; but for that reason, also not a feature. "A little too short" means needs an additional section, perhaps "Other Mountain Dews," about the fizzy beverage with which to cater to us. Spıke ¬ 22:46 28-Sep-12
    Yeah, but that "additional section", as you probably would agree, would ruin the tap-dance. The joke here obviously is that the article is coyly pretending to refuse to be about what the user is expecting to read about. It is pretty short for a feature, I'll admit. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 23:56, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
    I do agree that it might ruin the tap-dance. Problem is that it seems that the tap-dance is the focus, not laughs. Spıke ¬ 00:22 29-Sep-12
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  1. {For§Yet another self-nom and for} - What about this one? Is it a feature? --{User:GlobalTourniquet/sig} 23:26, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For, though imo it's a little too short {User:Zheliel/sisg} 21:48 September 28
  3. For, despite SPIKE's request to completely ruin the page. --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 06:33, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 18:23, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  5. {For} –[[User:Sumone10154§sumone10154]]([[User talk:Sumone10154§talk]]) 18:44, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. {User:Frosty/sig3} 06:30, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. Special:Contributions/180.234.71.100§180.234.71.100 12:47, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
  8. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}16:15, 1 October 2012
  9. For. {User:Simsilikesims/sig} 18:34, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. {User:Romartus/sig} 18:48, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. Very funny User:Kamek98§General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (User talk:Kamek98§talk) 18:47, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
  12. For. It gets repetitive...but its really funny {User:Shabidoo/sig} 14:57, October 8, 2012 (UTC)
  13. {For} It's funny. {User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3} 07:56, October 10, 2012 (UTC)

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  1. {Limp boner} Not especially hilarious, I'm afraid. -{User:RAHB/sig} 01:22, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
  2. not its stupud {u§Monster2099}

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  • An innovative work in tap-dancing around the subject that everyone will click on this article to read about; but for that reason, also not a feature. "A little too short" means needs an additional section, perhaps "Other Mountain Dews," about the fizzy beverage with which to cater to us. {User:SPIKE/signature}22:46 28-Sep-12
    Yeah, but that "additional section", as you probably would agree, would ruin the tap-dance. The joke here obviously is that the article is coyly pretending to refuse to be about what the user is expecting to read about. It is pretty short for a feature, I'll admit. --{User:GlobalTourniquet/sig} 23:56, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
    I do agree that it might ruin the tap-dance. Problem is that it seems that the tap-dance is the focus, not laughs. {User:SPIKE/signature}00:22 29-Sep-12

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  1. Because people still like articles with layers, right? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 13:56, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Unironic for --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 15:12, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. If only because of this User:Zheliel/sisg 14:16 October 5
  4. For. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 21:33, October 6, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For. Ok sure User:Frosty/sig3 08:42, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. Against votes are so 2009. They weren't even invented by Apple. -- Rei (talk) 09:20, October 8, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:16, 10 October 2012
  8. For. Crazyhorse (talk) 13:59, October 11, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:56, October 12, 2012 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 01:55, October 13, 2012 (UTC)
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  • Comment. Very well rewritten, good good job, but it could use some cuts and another LOL moment INHO User:Shabidoo/sig 14:58, October 8, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. Because people still like articles with layers, right? --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 13:56, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  2. {For§Unironic for} --{User:GlobalTourniquet/sig} 15:12, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. If only because of Hipster/Updated§this {User:Zheliel/sisg} 14:16 October 5
  4. For. {User:Romartus/sig} 21:33, October 6, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For. Ok sure {User:Frosty/sig3} 08:42, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. Against votes are so 2009. They weren't even invented by Apple. -- User:Rei§Rei (User talk:Rei§talk) 09:20, October 8, 2012 (UTC)
  7. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}01:16, 10 October 2012
  8. For. User:Crazyhorse§Crazyhorse (User talk:Crazyhorse§talk) 13:59, October 11, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. {User:Simsilikesims/sig} 19:56, October 12, 2012 (UTC)
  10. {For} {User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3} 01:55, October 13, 2012 (UTC)

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  • Comment. Very well rewritten, good good job, but it could use some cuts and another LOL moment INHO {User:Shabidoo/sig} 14:58, October 8, 2012 (UTC)

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nom=ChiefjusticeDS 07:57, September 18, 2012 (UTC) scoretext= people lost in the woods fornumber=13 for=#Self-nom and for. I wrote this on a whim yesterday, having read the last attempt at writing an article on this topic. I am actually genuinely pleased with how it turned out and thought I'd give it a whirl on here. If there are problems with it then I'd love to hear about them, please bear this in mind if voting against. --ChiefjusticeDS 07:57, September 18, 2012 (UTC)
  1. For. Short, but I like it. --User:Snippy/sig 08:36, September 18, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. User:Frosty/sig3 11:53, September 18, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. User:Matthlock/sig2 00:15, September 20, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. A rare video-game article designed for humor rather than to rant to other gamers. Spıke ¬ 09:14 20-Sep-12
  5. For. 216.80.68.163 19:26, September 21, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. However, I find the phrase "eponymous eight pages" slightly questionable, seeing that eponymous and titular are in the same semantic field.    zheoliel   16:11 September 22
  7. For. Tubacool (talk) 14:51, September 23, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:32, September 25, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. 180.234.235.192 08:29, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 17:52, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:42, 1 October 2012
  12. For. A slender for but still a vote in favour. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 17:51, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
  13. For. This will attract new 4chan users to our dwindling userbase! Also, I hate faces, so I'm also voting on those grounds. mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 03:40, October 9, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Is this a parody of something I don't get? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Rei (talk • contribs) 19:46, September 20, 2012
No, it's about the PC game Slender, which you can read about here. If there are any issues with the article I can change then please drop me a message here. --ChiefjusticeDS 15:48, September 20, 2012 (UTC)
  1. FlaccidDickVote.png Against. Certainly more intelligent than typical internet/video game articles, and for that it's very nice. It still doesn't rise beyond the "this game is bad and that makes it funny" concept for me. Sorry. -RAHB 23:39, September 25, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote.svg Against. What RAHB said. --General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 00:57, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
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§nom={User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig} 07:57, September 18, 2012 (UTC) §scoretext= people lost in the woods §fornumber=13 §for=#Self-nom and for. I wrote this on a whim yesterday, having read the last attempt at writing an article on this topic. I am actually genuinely pleased with how it turned out and thought I'd give it a whirl on here. If there are problems with it then I'd love to hear about them, please bear this in mind if voting against. --{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig} 07:57, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

  1. For. Short, but I like it. --{User:Snippy/sig} 08:36, September 18, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. {User:Frosty/sig3} 11:53, September 18, 2012 (UTC)
  3. {For} {User:Matthlock/sig2} 00:15, September 20, 2012 (UTC)
  4. {For} A rare video-game article designed for humor rather than to rant to other gamers. {User:SPIKE/signature}09:14 20-Sep-12
  5. For. Special:Contributions/216.80.68.163§216.80.68.163 19:26, September 21, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. However, I find the phrase "eponymous eight pages" slightly questionable, seeing that eponymous and titular are in the same semantic field. {User:Zheliel/siig} 16:11 September 22
  7. For. User:Tubacool§Tubacool (User talk:Tubacool§talk) 14:51, September 23, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. {User:Simsilikesims/sig} 20:32, September 25, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. Special:Contributions/180.234.235.192§180.234.235.192 08:29, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 17:52, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  11. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}15:42, 1 October 2012
  12. For. A slender for but still a vote in favour. {User:Romartus/sig} 17:51, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
  13. For. This will attract new 4chan users to our dwindling userbase! Also, I hate faces, so I'm also voting on those grounds. {User:Mrthejazz/sig} 03:40, October 9, 2012 (UTC)

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  1. {Against} Is this a parody of something I don't get? {unsigned§Rei§19:46, September 20, 2012}
No, it's about the PC game Slender, which you can read about here. If there are any issues with the article I can change then please drop me a message User talk:ChiefjusticeDS§here. --{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig} 15:48, September 20, 2012 (UTC)
  1. {Limp boner§Against.} Certainly more intelligent than typical internet/video game articles, and for that it's very nice. It still doesn't rise beyond the "this game is bad and that makes it funny" concept for me. Sorry. -{User:RAHB/sig} 23:39, September 25, 2012 (UTC)
  2. {Against} What RAHB said. --User:Kamek98§General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (User talk:Kamek98§talk) 00:57, October 7, 2012 (UTC)

§comments= }}|stamp=10 October 2012|user=PuppyOnTheRadio|comment=It's a slender time for some but not for this article}}{{Votevfh.closed |nr=12|article=UnNews:Afghanistan death toll closing in on 9/11 target|page=Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Afghanistan death toll closing in on 9/11 target|score={{Votevfh.dpl3|article=UnNews:Afghanistan death toll closing in on 9/11 target

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  1. For. Leverage (talk) 20:57, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. User:Frosty/sig3 00:01, October 2, 2012 (UTC)
  3. PurpleDickVote.png Boner. -RAHB 00:10, October 2, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. -- Rei (talk) 09:22, October 2, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For. The 2k aha. User:Zheliel/sisg 13:23 October 2
  6. For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 07:31, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  7. PurpleDickVote.png Penis 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 05:03, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. sumone10154(talk) 20:31, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. Talk Mattsnow 21:19, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. User:Snippy/sig 02:36, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. Wow mAttlobster. (hello) 23:00, October 15, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. Against. Its funny, but needs more detail. More detail = more grand. General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 00:06, October 2, 2012 (UTC)
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  • Although done expertly, it's a pacifist sermon. Spıke ¬ 15:18 12-Oct-12
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§nom={User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}18:00, 1 October 2012 §scoretext= §fornumber=12 §for=#{For§Nom+For.} Don't let the tragic loss of life stop you from laughing, because this UnNews is honoring those soldiers by illustrating the absurdness that is the war on terror. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}18:00, 1 October 2012

  1. For. User:Leverage§Leverage (User talk:Leverage§talk) 20:57, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. {User:Frosty/sig3} 00:01, October 2, 2012 (UTC)
  3. {Boner} -{User:RAHB/sig} 00:10, October 2, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. -- User:Rei§Rei (User talk:Rei§talk) 09:22, October 2, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For. The 2k aha. {User:Zheliel/sisg} 13:23 October 2
  6. For -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 07:31, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  7. {Boner§Penis} {User:Joe9320/sig} 05:03, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  8. {for} –[[User:Sumone10154§sumone10154]]([[User talk:Sumone10154§talk]]) 20:31, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. {User:Mattsnow/sig} 21:19, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. {User:Snippy/sig} 02:36, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. Wow {User:Matt lobster/sig} 23:00, October 15, 2012 (UTC)

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  1. Against. Its funny, but needs more detail. More detail = more grand. User:Kamek98§General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (User talk:Kamek98§talk) 00:06, October 2, 2012 (UTC)

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  • Although done expertly, it's a pacifist sermon. {User:SPIKE/signature}15:18 12-Oct-12

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  1. For. User:Zheliel/sisg 21:49 September 28
  2. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 17:14, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 18:23, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Spıke ¬ 19:14 29-Sep-12
  5. PurpleDickVote.png Boner. Could be slightly more deadpan, as to SPIKE's point. Got me laughing though. -RAHB 01:17, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. User:Frosty/sig3 23:15, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. Talk Mattsnow 14:54, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:10, 1 October 2012
  9. Partial-For. Casting a +0.5 vote. Nah, make it a +0.3183 vote. -- Rei (talk) 08:51, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg Forforfor Aleister 16:40 October 4
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  • Not based on real news, but definitely takes the piss out of real news. The obscenities jump the shark and get in the way of the parody; if it weren't for them and the article were a bit more deadpan rather than pressured, I'd vote for. Spıke ¬ 22:58 28-Sep-12
    Removed a couple of obscenities. Better? 216.162.223.91 23:40, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. For. {User:Zheliel/sisg} 21:49 September 28
  2. For. {User:Simsilikesims/sig} 17:14, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 18:23, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  4. {For} {User:SPIKE/signature}19:14 29-Sep-12
  5. {Boner} Could be slightly more deadpan, as to SPIKE's point. Got me laughing though. -{User:RAHB/sig} 01:17, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. {User:Frosty/sig3} 23:15, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. {User:Mattsnow/sig} 14:54, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
  8. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}16:10, 1 October 2012
  9. Partial-For. Casting a +0.5 vote. Nah, make it a +0.3183 vote. -- User:Rei§Rei (User talk:Rei§talk) 08:51, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  10. {For§Forforfor} user:Aleister§Aleister 16:40 October 4

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  • Not based on real news, but definitely takes the piss out of real news. The obscenities jump the shark and get in the way of the parody; if it weren't for them and the article were a bit more deadpan rather than pressured, I'd vote for. {User:SPIKE/signature}22:58 28-Sep-12
    Removed a couple of obscenities. Better? Special:Contributions/216.162.223.91§216.162.223.91 23:40, September 28, 2012 (UTC)

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nom=User:Xamralco/sig 17:08, September 15, 2012 (UTC) scoretext=life sentences fornumber=12.5 for=
  1. Symbol for vote.svg N+F. --User:Xamralco/sig 17:08, September 15, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. User:Frosty/sig3 00:33, September 16, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 08:20, September 17, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 16:43, Sep. 18, 2012
  5. For. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 18:54, September 19, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. User:Matthlock/sig2 00:17, September 20, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like it. I actually think it can and should be longer - there are good opportunities missed here. But I don't vote something funny down just for that, that would be lame. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 17:27, September 21, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. 70.48.193.52 20:32, September 21, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For.    zheoliel   16:12 September 22
  10. For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 17:52, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. Crazyhorse (talk) 12:45, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:34, 1 October 2012
  13. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 16:35, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
againstnumber=2 against=#FlaccidDickVote.png Against. I quoth the Book Of RAHBelations, wherein it is written, "Explaining why something is ridiculous isn't particularly funny in its own right." -RAHB 23:43, September 25, 2012 (UTC)
  1. Against Just doesn't make the cut for me. -- Rei (talk) 13:31, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
comments=RAHB I think you're wrong here. Your statement in quotes is correct, but it doesn't apply here. This is doing so much more than that - it is making use of a very strong and well-used method of satirizing practices or attitudes that one, should not be real but are, and two, no one really admits to, and three, are ridiculous. And it does it well. I'm not trying to convince you to change your vote or anything, I just want you to change your vote - in light, of course, of my brilliant and incontrovertible counter-argument. Plus, no dick jokes. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 15:17, September 26, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, and also you suck because you used the third person singular verb form in the first person and made my teeth hurt. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 15:19, September 26, 2012 (UTC)
I was sent here to make your teeth hurt. It was destined from the very beginning. I don't know how to find out the third person singular form of any of these words which makes me feel really stupid for not being able to get all sarcastic and stuff with a snappy remark in the third person singular. But I'll re-read the article anyway. -RAHB 04:25, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
"I" - first person singular, "quoth" - third person singular. To every comic's dismay, the Shakespeared/King Jamesed ye olde englishe version of "I quote" is "I quote". --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 16:38, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah, I know that part. I just don't know any other cool words like "quoth" that are also third person singular. -RAHB 01:02, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
How about, "Quoth the raven, you're a god damn pedantic asshole, GlobalTourniquet"? --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 02:54, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
To be fair, the raven did say that. -RAHB 03:14, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. {For§N+F.} --{User:Xamralco/sig} 17:08, September 15, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. {User:Frosty/sig3} 00:33, September 16, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. {User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig} 08:20, September 17, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For {User:Kip the Dip/sig} 16:43, Sep. 18, 2012
  5. For. {User:Romartus/sig} 18:54, September 19, 2012 (UTC)
  6. {For} {User:Matthlock/sig2} 00:17, September 20, 2012 (UTC)
  7. {For} I like it. I actually think it can and should be longer - there are good opportunities missed here. But I don't vote something funny down just for that, that would be lame. --{User:GlobalTourniquet/sig} 17:27, September 21, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. Special:Contributions/70.48.193.52§70.48.193.52 20:32, September 21, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. {User:Zheliel/siig} 16:12 September 22
  10. For -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 17:52, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. User:Crazyhorse§Crazyhorse (User talk:Crazyhorse§talk) 12:45, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
  12. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}15:34, 1 October 2012
  13. For. {User:Simsilikesims/sig} 16:35, October 1, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=2 §against=#{Limp boner§Against.} I quoth the Book Of RAHBelations, wherein it is written, "Explaining why something is ridiculous isn't particularly funny in its own right." -{User:RAHB/sig} 23:43, September 25, 2012 (UTC)

  1. Against Just doesn't make the cut for me. -- User:Rei§Rei (User talk:Rei§talk) 13:31, September 27, 2012 (UTC)

§comments=RAHB I think you're wrong here. Your statement in quotes is correct, but it doesn't apply here. This is doing so much more than that - it is making use of a very strong and well-used method of satirizing practices or attitudes that one, should not be real but are, and two, no one really admits to, and three, are ridiculous. And it does it well. I'm not trying to convince you to change your vote or anything, I just want you to change your vote - in light, of course, of my brilliant and incontrovertible counter-argument. Plus, no dick jokes. --{User:GlobalTourniquet/sig} 15:17, September 26, 2012 (UTC)

Oh, and also you suck because you used the third person singular verb form in the first person and made my teeth hurt. --{User:GlobalTourniquet/sig} 15:19, September 26, 2012 (UTC)
I was sent here to make your teeth hurt. It was destined from the very beginning. I don't know how to find out the third person singular form of any of these words which makes me feel really stupid for not being able to get all sarcastic and stuff with a snappy remark in the third person singular. But I'll re-read the article anyway. -{User:RAHB/sig} 04:25, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
"I" - first person singular, "quoth" - third person singular. To every comic's dismay, the Shakespeared/King Jamesed ye olde englishe version of "I quote" is "I quote". --{User:GlobalTourniquet/sig} 16:38, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah, I know that part. I just don't know any other cool words like "quoth" that are also third person singular. -{User:RAHB/sig} 01:02, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
How about, "Quoth the raven, you're a god damn pedantic asshole, GlobalTourniquet"? --{User:GlobalTourniquet/sig} 02:54, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
To be fair, the raven did say that. -{User:RAHB/sig} 03:14, September 28, 2012 (UTC)

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nom=Rei (talk) 12:19, September 12, 2012 (UTC) scoretext=leaky cables fornumber=10 for=#For. And boy, can the boy dance, too  ;) -- Rei (talk) 12:23, September 12, 2012 (UTC)
  1. For. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:01, September 12, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. User:Frosty/sig3 06:57, September 13, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For.--Bp2611 14:55, September 14, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. It's awesome!!! 2.100.204.81 19:10, September 16, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 16:16, September 18, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. This is good stuff    zheoliel   16:13 September 22
  7. For. 180.234.235.192 08:38, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 17:51, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. sumone10154(talk) 18:57, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:10, 1 October 2012
againstnumber=0 against= comments=Ran into this recently while writing an unrelated UnNews article about Assange and got a kick out of it. Seems to be (at least in its current form) both something his fans and detractors can enjoy. -- Rei (talk) 12:19, September 12, 2012 (UTC) VFH/Julian Assange=VFH/Julian Assange|=|PuppyOnTheRadio=PuppyOnTheRadio|%ARGS%=§article=Julian Assange

§nom=User:Rei§Rei (User talk:Rei§talk) 12:19, September 12, 2012 (UTC) §scoretext=leaky cables §fornumber=10 §for=#For. And boy, can the boy dance, too  ;) -- User:Rei§Rei (User talk:Rei§talk) 12:23, September 12, 2012 (UTC)

  1. For. {User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 19:01, September 12, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. {User:Frosty/sig3} 06:57, September 13, 2012 (UTC)
  3. {For}--{User:Bp2611/sig} 14:55, September 14, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. It's awesome!!! Special:Contributions/2.100.204.81§2.100.204.81 19:10, September 16, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For. {User:Romartus/sig} 16:16, September 18, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. This is good stuff {User:Zheliel/siig} 16:13 September 22
  7. For. Special:Contributions/180.234.235.192§180.234.235.192 08:38, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 17:51, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  9. {for} –[[User:Sumone10154§sumone10154]]([[User talk:Sumone10154§talk]]) 18:57, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  10. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}15:10, 1 October 2012

§againstnumber=0 §against= §comments=Ran into this recently while writing an unrelated UnNews article about Assange and got a kick out of it. Seems to be (at least in its current form) both something his fans and detractors can enjoy. -- User:Rei§Rei (User talk:Rei§talk) 12:19, September 12, 2012 (UTC) }}|stamp=3 October 2012|user=PuppyOnTheRadio|comment=Holed up in London}}{{Votevfh.closed |nr=16|article=Lasagne|page=Uncyclopedia:VFH/Lasagne|score={{Votevfh.dpl3|article=Lasagne

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  1. Symbol for vote.svg For.Unlikely but I'll just give this a shot since I've got no shit to do. --User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 07:19, September 1, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. it made me lol User:Frosty/sig3 07:28, September 1, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. --User:Xamralco/sig 14:00, September 1, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 19:58, September 1, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:47, 1 September 2012
  6. For. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:15, September 2, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. --202.12.94.221 02:24, September 4, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For.--Bp2611 15:17, September 11, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 03:46, September 12, 2012 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. --User:MasterWangs/Sig 11:41, September 14, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. g 198.144.105.76 07:01, September 20, 2012 (UTC)
  12. For. ;)    zheoliel   16:21 September 22
  13. For. More food features unless someone is writing a Pokemon Pizza... RomArtus Imperator(talk) 18:47, September 25, 2012 (UTC)
  14. For. 139.147.72.99 08:11, September 26, 2012 (UTC)
  15. For. sumone10154(talk) 20:14, September 26, 2012 (UTC)
  16. For. Sweet MMMM POTATOES. Potato 23:56, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
  17. For. 180.234.235.192 08:29, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  18. For. ChiefjusticeDS 21:56, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Dang it it's hard being the first no vote. I can never get the bandwagon wheels to stay on. This one has some laughs, and actually it's a great wikipedia parody if not satire. It's just not quite there yet for me. Sorry. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 20:52, September 6, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Having trouble seeing the humor. -- Rei (talk) 23:13, September 15, 2012 (UTC)
  3. FlaccidDickVote.png Against. Also hate being an against vote, there's just very little humor in it for me. -RAHB 23:34, September 25, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Against. Sorry, I can't see the humour in this... it's a nice piece certainly, but... it does nothing for me. 118.210.245.94 12:39, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
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§nom={User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3} 07:19, September 1, 2012 (UTC) §scoretext=tomato and cheese lovers §fornumber=16 §for=

  1. {For}Unlikely but I'll just give this a shot since I've got no shit to do. --{User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3} 07:19, September 1, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. it made me lol {User:Frosty/sig3} 07:28, September 1, 2012 (UTC)
  3. {For} --{User:Xamralco/sig} 14:00, September 1, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 19:58, September 1, 2012 (UTC)
  5. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}22:47, 1 September 2012
  6. For. {User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 23:15, September 2, 2012 (UTC)
  7. {For} --Special:Contributions/202.12.94.221§202.12.94.221 02:24, September 4, 2012 (UTC)
  8. {For}--{User:Bp2611/sig} 15:17, September 11, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. {User:Jack_mort/sig} 03:46, September 12, 2012 (UTC)
  10. {for} --{User:MasterWangs/Sig} 11:41, September 14, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. g Special:Contributions/198.144.105.76§198.144.105.76 07:01, September 20, 2012 (UTC)
  12. For. ;) {User:Zheliel/siig} 16:21 September 22
  13. For. More food features unless someone is writing a Pokemon Pizza... {User:Romartus/sig} 18:47, September 25, 2012 (UTC)
  14. For. Special:Contributions/139.147.72.99§139.147.72.99 08:11, September 26, 2012 (UTC)
  15. For. –[[User:Sumone10154§sumone10154]]([[User talk:Sumone10154§talk]]) 20:14, September 26, 2012 (UTC)
  16. For. [[User:Sweet Potato§Sweet]] File:-potato.jpg§18px§MMMM POTATOES. [[User talk:Sweet Potato§ Potato]] 23:56, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
  17. For. Special:Contributions/180.234.235.192§180.234.235.192 08:29, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  18. For. {User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig} 21:56, September 30, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=3.5 §against=

  1. {Against} Dang it it's hard being the first no vote. I can never get the bandwagon wheels to stay on. This one has some laughs, and actually it's a great wikipedia parody if not satire. It's just not quite there yet for me. Sorry. --{User:GlobalTourniquet/sig} 20:52, September 6, 2012 (UTC)
  2. {Against} Having trouble seeing the humor. -- User:Rei§Rei (User talk:Rei§talk) 23:13, September 15, 2012 (UTC)
  3. {Limp boner§Against.} Also hate being an against vote, there's just very little humor in it for me. -{User:RAHB/sig} 23:34, September 25, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Against. Sorry, I can't see the humour in this... it's a nice piece certainly, but... it does nothing for me. Special:Contributions/118.210.245.94§118.210.245.94 12:39, September 30, 2012 (UTC)

§comments= }}|stamp=30 September 2012|user=PuppyOnTheRadio|comment=}}{{Votevfh.closed |nr=17|article=UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik 2: The Breifist|page=Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik 2: The Breifist|score={{Votevfh.dpl3|article=UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik 2: The Breifist

nom=Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 15:30, August 28, 2012 (UTC) scoretext=Are Waiting For Breivik fornumber=12.5 for=# Self-Nom and For. Reviewed by Scofield here. As he pointed out - well timed with the sentence (which came up a day after I wrote it ;). I like it, the reviewer liked it, I hope it's at least good enough for you :) Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 15:30, August 28, 2012 (UTC)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg This is awesome.--Bp2611 15:51, August 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 02:27, 29 August 2012
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. --User:Xamralco/sig 02:36, August 29, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 07:43, August 29, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Though I was expecting him to cash in on his earlier success....but why not, it's a strong article in its own right. Lord Scofield Stark 18:50, August 29, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. User:Frosty/sig3 08:49, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. Ptok carrries on from his first Brevik article. Outstanding, feature worthy article in my view. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 13:12, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 02:33, September 12, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 03:45, September 12, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. 109.157.213.246 17:58, September 19, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. Almost as better as the first one ~ Midget talkcontribs12:28, Sep 27 12:28, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
  12. ;For'. Some mistakes, but it's OK. Template:ArthM 17:28, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
againstnumber=2 against=
  1. Rei (talk) 16:53, September 19, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Against. Splattered with a smorgasbord of generally unfunny allusions. Generally. It just doesn't make the cut for me.    zheoliel   16:22 September 22
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§nom={User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig} 15:30, August 28, 2012 (UTC) §scoretext=Are Waiting For Breivik §fornumber=12.5 §for=# Self-Nom and For. Reviewed by Scofield Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik 2: The Breifist§here. As he pointed out - well timed with the sentence (which came up a day after I wrote it ;). I like it, the reviewer liked it, I hope it's at least good enough for you :) {User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig} 15:30, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

  1. {For§This is awesome.}--{User:Bp2611/sig} 15:51, August 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}02:27, 29 August 2012
  3. {For} --{User:Xamralco/sig} 02:36, August 29, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 07:43, August 29, 2012 (UTC)
  5. {For} Though I was expecting him to cash in on his earlier success....but why not, it's a strong article in its own right. {User:Scofield/sig2} 18:50, August 29, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. {User:Frosty/sig3} 08:49, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. Ptok carrries on from his first Brevik article. Outstanding, feature worthy article in my view. {User:Romartus/sig} 13:12, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
  8. {For} --{User:GlobalTourniquet/sig} 02:33, September 12, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. {User:Jack_mort/sig} 03:45, September 12, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. Special:Contributions/109.157.213.246§109.157.213.246 17:58, September 19, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. Almost as better as the first one {User:Midget/sig}12:28, Sep 27 12:28, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
  12. ;For'. Some mistakes, but it's OK. {ArthM} 17:28, September 29, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=2 §against=

  1. User:Rei§Rei (User talk:Rei§talk) 16:53, September 19, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Against. Splattered with a smorgasbord of generally unfunny allusions. Generally. It just doesn't make the cut for me. {User:Zheliel/siig} 16:22 September 22

§comments= Come on, come on people. Read, enjoy and vote :P {User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig} 11:05, September 6, 2012 (UTC) }}|stamp=29 September 2012|user=PuppyOnTheRadio|comment=Nul points for a psychopath}}{{Votevfh.closed |nr=18|article=UnNews:Junior designer makes her own prom dress|page=Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Junior designer makes her own prom dress|score={{Votevfh.dpl3|article=UnNews:Junior designer makes her own prom dress

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  1. Symbol for vote.svg N+F Hilarious! --User:Xamralco/sig 22:33, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. Gave it a read when patrolling it; twas awesome! User:GEORGIEGIBBONS/sig 22:39, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:33, 14 May 2012
  4. For. Talk Mattsnow 02:28, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For. 134.29.196.80 02:32, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. Weebils (talk) 05:13, May 15, 2012 (UTC) (No "expanding and polishing" need apply, however.)
  7. For. nice User:Frosty/sig3 10:34, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. Per Frosty Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 09:56, May 18
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. Per Frosty and Funnyboy Matthlock Talk to me! I want to be Noob of the Month! Follow the yellow-eyed eagle to see what I've done for Uncyclopedia Check me out on Wikipedia! Daddy? Is that you? Bollywood! See what's new in the world today If you think I should be fired, follow this greedy dude One of my best friends was born in this country! (No joke) Visit the main page Visit me on Wookieepedia! I need some help with this article Check me out on the Final Fantasy wiki also! See me on Illogicopedia as well! Sandinista! Talk to me on Wikipedia! Follow the German to view my unusual musical tastes All hail the Grand Land of Quebec! 20:45, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:52, May 21
  11. For. Sweet Potato (talk) 02:24, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  12. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 02:20, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
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§nom={User:Xamralco/sig} 22:33, May 13, 2012 (UTC) §scoretext= §fornumber=10.5 §for=

  1. {For§N+F} Hilarious! --{User:Xamralco/sig} 22:33, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. Gave it a read when patrolling it; twas awesome! {User:GEORGIEGIBBONS/sig} 22:39, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
  3. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}01:33, 14 May 2012
  4. For. {User:Mattsnow/sig} 02:28, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For. Special:Contributions/134.29.196.80§134.29.196.80 02:32, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. User:Weebils§Weebils (User talk:Weebils§talk) 05:13, May 15, 2012 (UTC) (No "expanding and polishing" need apply, however.)
  7. For. nice {User:Frosty/sig3} 10:34, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. Per Frosty {User:Funnybony/sig} 09:56, May 18
  9. {For} Per Frosty and Funnyboy {User:Matthlock/sig} 20:45, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. {User:Funnybony/sig} 14:52, May 21
  11. For. User:Sweet Potato§Sweet Potato (User talk:Sweet Potato§talk) 02:24, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  12. For. {User:Simsilikesims/sig} 02:20, May 25, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=0 §against= §comments=

  • {Comment} with a little expanding and polishing this will be great imho {User:Shabidoo/sig} 18:20, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
    I beg your pardon first lady :) --{User:Shabidoo/sig} 05:48, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
    Expanding and polishing. I just got that.{User:Bizzeebeever/signature§20120518181746}
  • Comment. I found parts funny. I won't vote either way though. User:ResurrectedSage§RS (User talk:ResurrectedSage§talk) 22:38, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • Same here. Maybe I'm a little distracted, but I didn't laugh too much.{User:Bizzeebeever/signature§20120516010140}
  • Opps! Sorry, I voted twice.--{User:Funnybony/sig} 15:10, May 27

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nom=Talk Mattsnow 22:08, May 22, 2012 (UTC) scoretext=weird shoppers fornumber=15 for=#Nom and for. Another hilarious one by Weebils! Talk Mattsnow 22:08, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:22, 22 May 2012
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Weebils. Aleister 2:14 23-5-'12
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Of course! Weebils (talk) 06:24, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Very good Danhomer4
  5. For. That was good, and it could almost be real considering the way Wal-Mart works lol RS (talk) 07:51, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. lol User:Frosty/sig3 07:53, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:45, May 23
  8. For. -- Alpha Quintesson (talk) 00:56, May 24, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. --User:Xamralco/sig 14:48, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 10:50, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:04, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
  12. 4 --User:MasterWangs/Sig 10:43, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
  13. Symbol for vote.svg For.--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 17:16, June 1, 2012 (UTC)
  14. For. ChiefjusticeDS 07:21, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
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§nom={User:Mattsnow/sig} 22:08, May 22, 2012 (UTC) §scoretext=weird shoppers §fornumber=15 §for=#Nom and for. Another hilarious one by {u§Weebils}! {User:Mattsnow/sig} 22:08, May 22, 2012 (UTC)

  1. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}23:22, 22 May 2012
  2. {For} Weebils. user:Aleister§Aleister 2:14 23-5-'12
  3. {FOR} Of course! User:Weebils§Weebils (User talk:Weebils§talk) 06:24, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
  4. {FOR} Very good User:Danhomer4§Danhomer4
  5. For. That was good, and it could almost be real considering the way Wal-Mart works lol User:ResurrectedSage§RS (User talk:ResurrectedSage§talk) 07:51, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. lol {User:Frosty/sig3} 07:53, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. {User:Funnybony/sig} 08:45, May 23
  8. For. -- User:Alpha Quintesson§Alpha Quintesson (User talk:Alpha Quintesson§talk) 00:56, May 24, 2012 (UTC)
  9. {For} --{User:Xamralco/sig} 14:48, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
  10. {For} {User:Joe9320/sig} 10:50, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. {User:Simsilikesims/sig} 06:04, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
  12. 4 --{User:MasterWangs/Sig} 10:43, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
  13. {For}--{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig} 17:16, June 1, 2012 (UTC)
  14. For. {User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig} 07:21, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=0 §against= §comments= }}|stamp=2 June 2012|user=PuppyOnTheRadio|comment=}}{{Votevfh.closed |nr=20|article=UnNews:Wind farms are solution to global warming|page=Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Wind farms are solution to global warming|score={{Votevfh.dpl3|article=UnNews:Wind farms are solution to global warming

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  1. For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:13, Jun 5
  2. For. Talk Mattsnow 15:25, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 17:44, 5 June 2012
  4. Symbol for vote.svg Sure, whatever Matthlock Talk to me! I want to be Noob of the Month! Follow the yellow-eyed eagle to see what I've done for Uncyclopedia Check me out on Wikipedia! Daddy? Is that you? Bollywood! See what's new in the world today If you think I should be fired, follow this greedy dude One of my best friends was born in this country! (No joke) Visit the main page Visit me on Wookieepedia! I need some help with this article Check me out on the Final Fantasy wiki also! See me on Illogicopedia as well! Sandinista! Talk to me on Wikipedia! Follow the German to view my unusual musical tastes All hail the Grand Land of Quebec! 23:31, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For. nice User:Frosty/sig3 10:41, June 6, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 11:26, June 6, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2.jpg. 11:37, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. Sycamore (Talk) 22:13, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. -- Alpha Quintesson (talk) 05:34, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. Cawalker (talk) 00:22, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. Phantasmotronogun (talk) 11:42, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. --User:Xamralco/sig 13:56, June 23, 2012 (UTC)
  13. For. Wasn't sure then I read the bit about napalm and a snigger sneaked out. ChiefjusticeDS 18:44, June 24, 2012 (UTC)
againstnumber=2 against=
  1. Against. Lantash (talk) 06:47, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote.svg Against. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 23:08 Jun 22 2012
comments=Mr Matt suggested I Nom this--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:11, Jun 5
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. What do you mean by a "tourist in Assam"? What is this article actually about? It could use a clear beginning and end, especially if it's an unnews piece, and a good LOL moment. Perhaps exagerating the uselessness of the fans would make for a funnier story, IMHO. User:Shabidoo/sig 19:03, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  • Comment. Hi Shabi, the Indian tourist from Assam is an Indian tourist from Assam. The uselessness of the fans is the fact, this is the absurd, not the factual. You're a hard person to please anymore. Cheers! Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:00, Jun 6
    Funnybony, that the fans were useless, it just didn't come across to me clearly. Ultimately it's just my opinion. If you prefer I don't give any more constructive criticism, I'll stay silent on your articles. Cheers. --User:Shabidoo/sig 10:38, June 6, 2012 (UTC)
  • Comment. Against. Quoted source is NOT current news - date is forged. Plus, shameless plagiarism of a current vfh. Funnybony, if you want to add another award to your sizeable collection use your own work not someone else's. Lantash (talk) 07:56, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
  • Can we avoid finger pointing here and the 'shameless plagiarism' accusation? You can disagree with a nominated article and vote against but I would prefer contributors to be at least civil to each other. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 09:56, June 14, 2012 (UTC)


  • Comment. I am being civil. I can assure you, you will know if I am not. Though, another frontpage poke at windfarms would actually be a positive event. So, I hereby grant Funnybony permission to copy my article's content in whatever shape or form.. ;) Lantash (talk) 13:05, June 19, 2012 (UTC)
  • I just added one line to the article and made it a million times better. If I vote "for", will you share the FA with me too!?!?!?!?!????!!!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?? --User:Shabidoo/sig 23:05, June 19, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. For. {User:Funnybony/sig} 15:13, Jun 5
  2. For. {User:Mattsnow/sig} 15:25, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  3. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}17:44, 5 June 2012
  4. {For§Sure, whatever} {User:Matthlock/sig} 23:31, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For. nice {User:Frosty/sig3} 10:41, June 6, 2012 (UTC)
  6. {For} {User:Joe9320/sig} 11:26, June 6, 2012 (UTC)
  7. {For} {User:HauntedUndies/sig2}. 11:37, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. {user:sycamore/sig} 22:13, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. -- User:Alpha Quintesson§Alpha Quintesson (User talk:Alpha Quintesson§talk) 05:34, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. User:Cawalker§Cawalker (User talk:Cawalker§talk) 00:22, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. User:Phantasmotronogun§Phantasmotronogun (User talk:Phantasmotronogun§talk) 11:42, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
  12. {For} --{User:Xamralco/sig} 13:56, June 23, 2012 (UTC)
  13. For. Wasn't sure then I read the bit about napalm and a snigger sneaked out. {User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig} 18:44, June 24, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=2 §against=

  1. Against. User:Lantash§Lantash (User talk:Lantash§talk) 06:47, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
  2. {Against} --{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}23:08 Jun 22 2012

§comments=Mr Matt suggested I Nom this--{User:Funnybony/sig} 15:11, Jun 5

  • {Comment} What do you mean by a "tourist in Assam"? What is this article actually about? It could use a clear beginning and end, especially if it's an unnews piece, and a good LOL moment. Perhaps exagerating the uselessness of the fans would make for a funnier story, IMHO. {User:Shabidoo/sig} 19:03, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  • Comment. Hi Shabi, the Indian tourist from Assam is an Indian tourist from Assam. The uselessness of the fans is the fact, this is the absurd, not the factual. You're a hard person to please anymore. Cheers! {User:Funnybony/sig} 08:00, Jun 6
    Funnybony, that the fans were useless, it just didn't come across to me clearly. Ultimately it's just my opinion. If you prefer I don't give any more constructive criticism, I'll stay silent on your articles. Cheers. --{User:Shabidoo/sig} 10:38, June 6, 2012 (UTC)
  • Comment. Against. Quoted source is NOT current news - date is forged. Plus, shameless plagiarism of a current vfh. Funnybony, if you want to add another award to your sizeable collection use your own work not someone else's. User:Lantash§Lantash (User talk:Lantash§talk) 07:56, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
  • Can we avoid finger pointing here and the 'shameless plagiarism' accusation? You can disagree with a nominated article and vote against but I would prefer contributors to be at least civil to each other. --{User:Romartus/sig} 09:56, June 14, 2012 (UTC)


  • Comment. I am being civil. I can assure you, you will know if I am not. Though, another frontpage poke at windfarms would actually be a positive event. So, I hereby grant Funnybony permission to copy my article's content in whatever shape or form.. ;) User:Lantash§Lantash (User talk:Lantash§talk) 13:05, June 19, 2012 (UTC)
  • Comment. Much appreciated, Master Lantash. And you, kind sir, are welcome to share the air that we breath. Because "Wind Farms" being operated by engines to blow wind, rather than the other way around, is a great joke - Congratulations! Because it is a single joke it seems like an ideal for a much shorter UnNews report. Now as you point out it deserves to be on the front page, this time as UnNews, I hope you will vote FOR. I'll be happy to call it a collab and share the FA with you. Hopefully we might even have more collabs. Cheers!{User:Funnybony/sig}21:15, Jun 19
  • I just added one line to the article and made it a million times better. If I vote "for", will you share the FA with me too!?!?!?!?!????!!!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?? --{User:Shabidoo/sig} 23:05, June 19, 2012 (UTC)
  • Comment. Sure, Shabi, can DOO {User:Funnybony/sig} 08:22, Jun 20
    • Wait...I change my mind. I want full credit! --{User:Shabidoo/sig} 09:12, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
  • Comment. Well, full credit only goes to Uncyclopedia. But you can certainly share credit if it is featured or not. {User:Funnybony/sig} 09:32, Jun 20
      • If you publish this and not give me full credit for this entire article, I will sue you. And then Ill sue wikia. And then I'll sue ZombieBaron, because he is an innocent party to all of this! --{User:Shabidoo/sig} 00:32, June 22, 2012 (UTC)
  • Comment. My sister is named Sue, so what else is scary? But I bet Wikia's Mom can beat-up your Dad. Maybe! Anyway, you can have it all provided Sir Lantash agrees. Cheers! {User:Funnybony/sig} 13:44, Jun 23

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nom=Talk Mattsnow 01:20, August 1, 2012 (UTC) scoretext= Alex Trebek fans fornumber=12 for=#Nom and for. By NoNamesLeft Talk Mattsnow 01:20, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
  1. Fuck yeah --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:46, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 06:52, Aug 1
  3. I miss that guy... User:Frosty/sig3 08:20, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:15, 1 August 2012
  5. Symbol for vote.svg What is yes. User:Matthlock/sig2 18:12, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:16, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. Mikegod (talk) 19:21, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:52, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. Never seen this game (I am on the wrong continent) but I understood the jokes all the same. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 21:59, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. User:GEORGIEGIBBONS/sig 22:06, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
  11. PurpleDickVote.png What is LOL? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:43, 12 Aug
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§nom={User:Mattsnow/sig} 01:20, August 1, 2012 (UTC) §scoretext= Alex Trebek fans §fornumber=12 §for=#Nom and for. By {u§NoNamesLeft} {User:Mattsnow/sig} 01:20, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

  1. Fuck yeah --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 02:46, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
  2. {For}--{User:Funnybony/sig} 06:52, Aug 1
  3. I miss User:NoNamesLeft§that guy... {User:Frosty/sig3} 08:20, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
  4. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}13:15, 1 August 2012
  5. {For§What is yes.} {User:Matthlock/sig2} 18:12, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
  6. {For} --{User:Xamralco/sig} 22:16, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. User:Mikegod§Mikegod (User talk:Mikegod§talk) 19:21, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. {User:Simsilikesims/sig} 20:52, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. Never seen this game (I am on the wrong continent) but I understood the jokes all the same. {User:Romartus/sig} 21:59, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. {User:GEORGIEGIBBONS/sig} 22:06, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
  11. {Boner§What is LOL?} -{User:Optimuschris/sig}21:43, 12 Aug

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nom= ~BusterCherry (speak) Jun 13, '12 7:23am scoretext=Blasphemies fornumber=12 for=#Because I said so. ~BusterCherry (speak) Jun 13, '12 7:23am
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:24, 13 June 2012
  2. For. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:33, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. Crepes are underrated, I find. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:17, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. Funny. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 09:52, 14 June, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For. nice User:Frosty/sig3 10:40, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:18, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. Because BB said so Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:47, Jun 15
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. --User:Xamralco/sig 14:39, June 15, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2.jpg. 03:35, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. Talk Mattsnow 00:42, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. ChiefjusticeDS 23:55, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
againstnumber=0 against= comments=
  • Comment. I found this article a little difficult to read. The introduction seemed random and all over the place, amuzing, but I didnt laugh. The two chapters of genisis, was funny at first, but it seeed repetative and some what of a one note joke. There's so many places you can take an article on religion, the bible, gods, paganism. This article, in my opinion, would be a total riot if it covered something more than, "god makes crepes and explains it in long biblical detail", for instance The order in which things were created by god contradict science, two explanations of how adam and eve were created contradict each other, how long was a day before the earth and sun was created? was eve really made out of a rib bone? why did god create different species of animals that look like they evolved separately from each other, where are the dinosaurs? does god really need to rest on the seventh day if he is all powerful? Any of these themes could be integrated into the crep making narrative to give it some more variety and substance and bring out the great idea and humour potential in the aritlce IMHO --User:Shabidoo/sig 23:10, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
    Um... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:17, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}11:24, 13 June 2012
  2. For. {User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 04:33, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. Crepes are underrated, I find. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 06:17, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. Funny. {User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig§09:52§14§June§2012}
  5. For. nice {User:Frosty/sig3} 10:40, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. {User:Simsilikesims/sig} 23:18, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. Because BB said so {User:Funnybony/sig} 13:47, Jun 15
  8. {For} --{User:Xamralco/sig} 14:39, June 15, 2012 (UTC)
  9. {For} {User:HauntedUndies/sig2}. 03:35, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. {User:Mattsnow/sig} 00:42, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. {User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig} 23:55, June 20, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=0 §against= §comments=

  • Comment. I found this article a little difficult to read. The introduction seemed random and all over the place, amuzing, but I didnt laugh. The two chapters of genisis, was funny at first, but it seeed repetative and some what of a one note joke. There's so many places you can take an article on religion, the bible, gods, paganism. This article, in my opinion, would be a total riot if it covered something more than, "god makes crepes and explains it in long biblical detail", for instance The order in which things were created by god contradict science, two explanations of how adam and eve were created contradict each other, how long was a day before the earth and sun was created? was eve really made out of a rib bone? why did god create different species of animals that look like they evolved separately from each other, where are the dinosaurs? does god really need to rest on the seventh day if he is all powerful? Any of these themes could be integrated into the crep making narrative to give it some more variety and substance and bring out the great idea and humour potential in the aritlce IMHO --{User:Shabidoo/sig} 23:10, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
    UnScripts:Genesis, Episode II: In the Garden of Eden§Um... {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 06:17, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

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nom=Talk Mattsnow 20:38, May 31, 2012 (UTC) scoretext= rednecks from the North fornumber=14.5 for=#Symbol for vote.svg For. I most enjoyed this rewrite by SPIKE! Talk Mattsnow 20:38, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
  1. For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:20, Jun 1
  2. For. Lost it at Potatoes 04:27, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Absolutely "for". ~BetterThanYouAtEverything (speak) Jun 2, '12 11:50am
  4. Symbol for vote.svg Scorefix and bump. Spıke ¬ 21:13 3-Jun-12
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:04, 3 June 2012
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2.jpg. 23:03, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Well written. A good parody. Not risque. ChromaNebula (talk) 16:25, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. 50.133.152.123 20:01, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
    For. 50.133.152.123 20:41, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
    Damned Mainer! What do you think this is, balloting for the All-Star Game??? Spıke ¬ 04:03 9-Jun-12
  9. MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE!!!! Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 05:19, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  10. RedCheckMark.png Strong For. Funny. As. Hell. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 0147 EDT 12 June, 2012
  11. For. User:Frosty/sig3 22:01, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
  12. For. Yah. ChiefjusticeDS 00:57, June 21, 2012 (UTC)
  13. Symbol for vote.svg For. --User:Xamralco/sig 18:10, June 21, 2012 (UTC)
  14. For. good fun, Nikau (talk) 04:04, June 22, 2012 (UTC)
againstnumber=1 against=#Against. A bit heavy-handed for my liking, although well-written for the most part. -RAHB 04:45, June 5, 2012 (UTC) comments=*Not sure about the redeeming quality of that last section. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:45, 31 May 2012
  • I am not either, and a query about that on Matt's talk page was what started the process that led to this nomination. Spıke ¬ 23:11 31-May-12
    The list is holding the article back, I think. Half of the entries would apply to other states just as easily (the "teethbrush" joke: Arkansas; "Road-kill=dinner": see previous; "Opening day of fishing season": Nebraska; most of the ones about snow: up-state New York or Colorado), and the rest are inside jokes that only Nor'easterners will get. ~BetterThanYouAtEverything (speak) Jun 2, '12 11:50am
    Mattsnow makes it 3-0 on his talk page, and the list is out. Spıke ¬ 12:48 2-Jun-12
  • Parody good! Suggest a bit more on the infamous black fly whose dietary faves are Maine Mosquitos, moose and anything with two feet and opposable thumbs.The preceding unsigned comment was added by Galore (talk • contribs)
    No, please! States west to Michigan (5 references), Minnesota, and much of Canada regard this skin-scratching bloodsucker as a uniquely outrageous aspect of living there. Spıke ¬ 12:39 9-Jun-12
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§nom={User:Mattsnow/sig} 20:38, May 31, 2012 (UTC) §scoretext= rednecks from the North §fornumber=14.5 §for=#{for} I most enjoyed this rewrite by {u§SPIKE}! {User:Mattsnow/sig} 20:38, May 31, 2012 (UTC)

  1. For. {User:Funnybony/sig} 08:20, Jun 1
  2. For. Lost it at Potatoes User:Paragraph§¶ 04:27, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Absolutely "for".{User:Bizzeebeever/signature§20120602115048}
  4. {For§Scorefix and bump.} {User:SPIKE/signature}21:13 3-Jun-12
  5. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}22:04, 3 June 2012
  6. {For} {User:HauntedUndies/sig2}. 23:03, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
  7. {For} Well written. A good parody. Not risque. User:ChromaNebula§ChromaNebula (User talk:ChromaNebula§talk) 16:25, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. Special:Contributions/50.133.152.123§50.133.152.123 20:01, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
    For. Special:Contributions/50.133.152.123§50.133.152.123 20:41, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
    Damned Mainer! What do you think this is, balloting for the All-Star Game??? {User:SPIKE/signature}04:03 9-Jun-12
  9. MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE!!!! {User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 05:19, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  10. {keepred§Strong For.} Funny. As. Hell. {user:skinfan13/sig3} 0147 EDT 12 June, 2012
  11. For. {User:Frosty/sig3} 22:01, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
  12. For. Yah. {User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig} 00:57, June 21, 2012 (UTC)
  13. {For} --{User:Xamralco/sig} 18:10, June 21, 2012 (UTC)
  14. For. good fun, User:Nikau§Nikau (User talk:Nikau§talk) 04:04, June 22, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=1 §against=#Against. A bit heavy-handed for my liking, although well-written for the most part. -{User:RAHB/sig} 04:45, June 5, 2012 (UTC) §comments=*Not sure about the redeeming quality of that last section. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}22:45, 31 May 2012

  • I am not either, and a query about that on User talk:Mattsnow#Maine§Matt's talk page was what started the process that led to this nomination. {User:SPIKE/signature}23:11 31-May-12
    The list is holding the article back, I think. Half of the entries would apply to other states just as easily (the "teethbrush" joke: Arkansas; "Road-kill=dinner": see previous; "Opening day of fishing season": Nebraska; most of the ones about snow: up-state New York or Colorado), and the rest are inside jokes that only Nor'easterners will get.{User:Bizzeebeever/signature§20120602115048}
    Mattsnow makes it 3-0 on his talk page, and the list is out. {User:SPIKE/signature}12:48 2-Jun-12
  • Parody good! Suggest a bit more on the infamous black fly whose dietary faves are Maine Mosquitos, moose and anything with two feet and opposable thumbs.{Unsigned§Galore}
    No, please! States west to Michigan (5 references), Minnesota, and much of Canada regard this skin-scratching bloodsucker as a uniquely outrageous aspect of living there. {User:SPIKE/signature}12:39 9-Jun-12

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nom=Talk Mattsnow 02:57, June 5, 2012 (UTC) scoretext=enraged debaters fornumber=13 for=#Self-nom and for. A sequel to UnNews:Montrealer fed up with strikers dismembers one. Talk Mattsnow 02:57, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 03:00, 5 June 2012
  2. For. -RAHB 03:56, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 07:17, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 10:17, Jun 5
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Matthlock Talk to me! I want to be Noob of the Month! Follow the yellow-eyed eagle to see what I've done for Uncyclopedia Check me out on Wikipedia! Daddy? Is that you? Bollywood! See what's new in the world today If you think I should be fired, follow this greedy dude One of my best friends was born in this country! (No joke) Visit the main page Visit me on Wookieepedia! I need some help with this article Check me out on the Final Fantasy wiki also! See me on Illogicopedia as well! Sandinista! Talk to me on Wikipedia! Follow the German to view my unusual musical tastes All hail the Grand Land of Quebec! 23:48, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. hahahahaha User:Frosty/sig3 05:08, June 6, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 11:26, June 6, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For -- post it, and they will come. Weebils (talk) 00:49, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2.jpg. 11:32, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 21:16, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. Yes. -- Alpha Quintesson (talk) 05:32, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  12. For. ChiefjusticeDS 21:26, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Sorry, I have a hard time figuring out who the actual subject of the article is and what the motivations behind the crazy canadians is. It could use a LOL moment as well, being an unnews piece and all, IMHO User:Shabidoo/sig 19:05, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  • Comment. Very little humor content. If this was a response to a real article it might have some point. But as is, needs improving before I would vfh. Lantash (talk) 07:14, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}03:00, 5 June 2012
  2. For. -{User:RAHB/sig} 03:56, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. {User:Simsilikesims/sig} 07:17, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. {User:Funnybony/sig} 10:17, Jun 5
  5. {For} {User:Matthlock/sig} 23:48, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. hahahahaha {User:Frosty/sig3} 05:08, June 6, 2012 (UTC)
  7. {For} {User:Joe9320/sig} 11:26, June 6, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For -- post it, and they will come. User:Weebils§Weebils (User talk:Weebils§talk) 00:49, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  9. {For} {User:HauntedUndies/sig2}. 11:32, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 21:16, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. Yes. -- User:Alpha Quintesson§Alpha Quintesson (User talk:Alpha Quintesson§talk) 05:32, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  12. For. {User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig} 21:26, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

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  • {Comment} Sorry, I have a hard time figuring out who the actual subject of the article is and what the motivations behind the crazy canadians is. It could use a LOL moment as well, being an unnews piece and all, IMHO {User:Shabidoo/sig} 19:05, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  • Comment. Very little humor content. If this was a response to a real article it might have some point. But as is, needs improving before I would vfh. User:Lantash§Lantash (User talk:Lantash§talk) 07:14, June 8, 2012 (UTC)

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  1. I happened to come across this article and I liked what I saw. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 02:30, 21 May 2012
  2. For. I also like this. User:Frosty/sig3 09:08, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
  3. In Soviet Russia article likes seeing you. Aleister 10:20 21-5-'12
  4. For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:50, May 21
  5. For. 134.29.196.80 18:28, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. Pip pip, Bob's your uncle. 22:01, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. --User:Xamralco/sig 14:49, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 21:41, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. Sycamore (Talk) 11:13, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:00, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. Black Flamingo 12:32, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  12. Dig. -RAHB 03:24, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  13. For. ChiefjusticeDS 17:31, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  14. For. Talk Mattsnow 01:45, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. Against. RS (talk) 04:51, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. I happened to come across this article and I liked what I saw. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}02:30, 21 May 2012
  2. For. I also like this. {User:Frosty/sig3} 09:08, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
  3. In Soviet Russia article likes seeing you. user:Aleister§Aleister 10:20 21-5-'12
  4. For. {User:Funnybony/sig} 14:50, May 21
  5. For. Special:Contributions/134.29.196.80§134.29.196.80 18:28, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. Pip pip, Bob's your uncle. User:Paragraph§¶ 22:01, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
  7. {For} --{User:Xamralco/sig} 14:49, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. {User:Romartus/sig} 21:41, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. {user:sycamore/sig} 11:13, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. {User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 01:00, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. {User:Black flamingo11/sig} 12:32, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  12. Dig. -{User:RAHB/sig} 03:24, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  13. For. {User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig} 17:31, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  14. For. {User:Mattsnow/sig} 01:45, June 7, 2012 (UTC)

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  1. Against. User:ResurrectedSage§RS (User talk:ResurrectedSage§talk) 04:51, May 21, 2012 (UTC)

§comments= }}|stamp=8 June 2012|user=PuppyOnTheRadio|comment=Now tea is served}}{{Votevfh.closed |nr=26|article=Medical school|page=Uncyclopedia:VFH/medical school|score={{Votevfh.dpl3|article=Medical school

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  1. For EdgarAllenPoo (talk) 17:03, June 1, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Not too bad, actually. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:50, 1 June 2012
  3. For. I like it User:Frosty/sig3 00:12, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Yes Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:48, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sure.--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 01:07, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. The article is ok, but i personally think it's written more like "How To: Fake your way through Med School" or something like that. 04:23, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. Yep GermanPug Germany Flag 1.png SPRICH, FREUND! 18:26, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. Pudong (talk) 19:08, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. Jesus this is helarious. Who is this Mtcdo55 guy? Writer of the month! My favourite line: Yak soup with a rhino's cock floating in it! User:Shabidoo/sig 19:31, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For.I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2.jpg. 11:02, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg Funny, even though I just fixed the format... again. I object to the use of level-1 headings in the body of an article, for aesthetic reasons. --Clicky! Sir CuteReshiramOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 01:05, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- Alpha Quintesson (talk) 05:33, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  13. For. Sufficiently cynical to meet my criteria for a vote. Lantash (talk) 18:50, June 11, 2012 (UTC)
  14. Symbol for vote.svg For. Pretty damn funny, I burst into treats when I read about cutting up homeless people to learn anatomy. Does that make me a bad person?-- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 0155 EDT 12 June, 2012
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  • Brilliant. And I should know.--EdgarAllenPoo (talk) 17:05, June 1, 2012 (UTC)
  • It was originally located at "Medical School for Dummies", but SPIKE said it should be at Medical school, seeing as we didn't have an article there. ~BizzeeBeever (speak) Jun 2, '12 5:58am
    Indeed, no article should be anything "for Dummies", as the term is a franchise, into which its owner has sunk a lot of money to plant in the public mind. We are not entitled (even by our usual legalisms for stealing stuff) to use it to our advantage. Nor should we want to: No reader will look for the (presumably nonexistent) Dummies book; they will type "Medical school" and should get this article. An article actually reviewing a real Dummies book would be an exception. Spıke ¬ 12:00 4-Jun-12
    My favorite "Dummies" book is Shaving Your Balls with a Butcher Knife For Dummies. Unfortunately, somebody else owns the rights to it. ~ButtButterson (speak) Jun 4, '12 12:15pm
    (Bet they don't!) It makes a fine joke (just as we can crack wise about Coca-Cola)--but not a good page title. Spıke ¬ 14:38 4-Jun-12
    Ok, technically they just made the joke first and squatted on it for a few years. I guess it's more like adverse possession. ~BetterThanYouAtEverything (speak) Jun 5, '12 7:44am
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§nom=User:Mtcdo55§Mtcdo55 (User talk:Mtcdo55§talk) 15:58, June 1, 2012 (UTC) §scoretext=million more sick people you can help cure! §fornumber=14 §for=

  1. For User:EdgarAllenPoo§EdgarAllenPoo (User talk:EdgarAllenPoo§talk) 17:03, June 1, 2012 (UTC)
  2. {For} Not too bad, actually. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}23:50, 1 June 2012
  3. For. I like it {User:Frosty/sig3} 00:12, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Yes {User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 00:48, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  5. {For} Sure.--{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig} 01:07, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. The article is ok, but i personally think it's written more like "How To: Fake your way through Med School" or something like that. User:Paragraph§¶ 04:23, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. Yep [[User:GermanPug§GermanPug]] File:Germany Flag 1.png§link=User:GermanPug/Laboratory User talk:GermanPug§SPRICH, FREUND! 18:26, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. User:Pudong§Pudong (User talk:Pudong§talk) 19:08, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  9. {For} Jesus this is helarious. Who is this Mtcdo55 guy? Writer of the month! My favourite line: Yak soup with a rhino's cock floating in it! {User:Shabidoo/sig} 19:31, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  10. {For}{User:HauntedUndies/sig2}. 11:02, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  11. {for§Funny,} even though I just fixed the format... again. I object to the use of level-1 headings in the body of an article, for aesthetic reasons. --{User:Qzekrom/sig6} 01:05, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  12. {For} -- User:Alpha Quintesson§Alpha Quintesson (User talk:Alpha Quintesson§talk) 05:33, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  13. For. Sufficiently cynical to meet my criteria for a vote. User:Lantash§Lantash (User talk:Lantash§talk) 18:50, June 11, 2012 (UTC)
  14. {for} Pretty damn funny, I burst into treats when I read about cutting up homeless people to learn anatomy. Does that make me a bad person?{user:skinfan13/sig3} 0155 EDT 12 June, 2012

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  • Brilliant. And I should know.--User:EdgarAllenPoo§EdgarAllenPoo (User talk:EdgarAllenPoo§talk) 17:05, June 1, 2012 (UTC)
  • It was originally located at "Medical School for Dummies", but SPIKE said it should be at Medical school, seeing as we didn't have an article there.{User:Bizzeebeever/signature§20120602055813}
    Indeed, no article should be anything "for Dummies", as the term is a franchise, into which its owner has sunk a lot of money to plant in the public mind. We are not entitled (even by our usual legalisms for stealing stuff) to use it to our advantage. Nor should we want to: No reader will look for the (presumably nonexistent) Dummies book; they will type "Medical school" and should get this article. An article actually reviewing a real Dummies book would be an exception. {User:SPIKE/signature}12:00 4-Jun-12
    My favorite "Dummies" book is Shaving Your Balls with a Butcher Knife For Dummies. Unfortunately, cracked.com§somebody else owns the rights to it.{User:Bizzeebeever/signature§20120604121543}
    (Bet they don't!) It makes a fine joke (just as we can crack wise about Coca-Cola)--but not a good page title. {User:SPIKE/signature}14:38 4-Jun-12
    Ok, technically they just made the joke first and squatted on it for a few years. I guess it's more like adverse possession.{User:Bizzeebeever/signature§20120605074452}

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  1. For. I'm a sucker for this type of thing. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN07:30, 28 May
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:11, 28 May 2012
  3. Very Symbol for vote.svg For., because it's very good. Aleister 1:11 29-5-'12
  4. For. Sycamore (Talk) 11:11, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
  5. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 50.98.49.58 (talk • contribs)
  6. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:07, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2.jpg. 09:45, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For.--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 01:06, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. I'm too lazy to correct any spelling and grammar problems, so this will have to suffice. -RAHB 11:28, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. I'm too dumb to understand the article, but I'm smart enough to vote For Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:01, Jun 2
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. --User:Xamralco/sig 18:28, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  12. For. 220.237.117.159 03:55, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
  13. For. 71.237.179.27 11:22, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
  14. For. ChiefjusticeDS 15:54, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. For. I'm a sucker for this type of thing. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}07:30, 28 May
  2. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}14:11, 28 May 2012
  3. Very {For}, because it's very good. user:Aleister§Aleister 1:11 29-5-'12
  4. For. {user:sycamore/sig} 11:11, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
  5. {Unsigned§50.98.49.58}
  6. For. {User:Simsilikesims/sig} 06:07, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
  7. {For} {User:HauntedUndies/sig2}. 09:45, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
  8. {For}--{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig} 01:06, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. I'm too lazy to correct any spelling and grammar problems, so this will have to suffice. -{User:RAHB/sig} 11:28, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. I'm too dumb to understand the article, but I'm smart enough to vote For {User:Funnybony/sig} 13:01, Jun 2
  11. {For} --{User:Xamralco/sig} 18:28, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  12. For. Special:Contributions/220.237.117.159§220.237.117.159 03:55, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
  13. For. Special:Contributions/71.237.179.27§71.237.179.27 11:22, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
  14. For. {User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig} 15:54, June 4, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=0 §against= §comments= }}|stamp=4 June 2012|user=PuppyOnTheRadio|comment=}}{{Votevfh.closed |nr=28|article=Richard Pryor|page=Uncyclopedia:VFH/Richard Pryor|score={{Votevfh.dpl3|article=Richard Pryor

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  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom&4 PopGoesTheWeasel doesn't even know this is good. Ha! Just needs a couple of minor tweaks, but this page is a f-e-a-t-u-r-e in the universe I live in. Nice work, although it should be featured from mainspace. Aleister 19:12 26-5-'12
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. --User:Xamralco/sig 20:41, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. Talk Mattsnow 00:43, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:44, 27 May 2012
  5. For. Now I will vote for User:Frosty/sig3 02:33, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:40, May 27
  7. Was that so hard? Also, I lolled. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:43, 27 May
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Yep. --User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sure why not? I like the pretty pictures. --User:MasterWangs/Sig 08:24, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2.jpg. 09:20, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For.--GermanPug Germany Flag 1.png SPRICH, FREUND! 20:25, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. "Its all about timing" ;) Its sensical now (imho), and I love the apple add. User:Shabidoo/sig 20:31, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  13. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak For. Liked it, but the ending was little bit flat. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 0020 EDT 12 June, 2012
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#Namespace. If tis worth featuring, it must first be worth putting in the mainspace. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:44, 26 May

  1. Against. Didn't find it totally hilarious, sorry. -RAHB 04:53, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Per the RAHB. Kinda peters out too much to justify the experimental concept Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:03, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Against. No laughs, no article... Sycamore (Talk) 22:17, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
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  • I don't know what's in the last panel, I don't have flash on the laptop. What's on there? Aleister 19:31 26-5-'12
  • Comment. I agree with Optimuschris, this should go to the mainspace before it is features. For this reason (although I found it hilarious) I am not voting for until it is mainspaced User:Frosty/sig3 23:52, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  • Guys, I've been told to mainspace it so I did. --User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 02:34, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  • Comment. Why the Ipad link? RomArtus Imperator(talk) 18:45, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  • I nommed it without knowing what the last image is (it just comes out as white space on my computer). What is it, and how does it work into the page? Thanks. Aleister 19:55 27-5-'12
  • How is a visitor to the site going to think about this article? I'm not sure that, as it is now, that outsiders will laugh (sorry, but I didn't) ... it seems like a bit of a copy of some other mostly image articles. I think if you add even the tiniest hint of a story line, purpose or concept, then this would be totally helarious and be accesible to visitors to the site. --User:Shabidoo/sig 04:02, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
  • Aleister, the last image is a link to an iPhone ad. Hope you don't mind. --User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 09:00, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
It's not my page, so I legally can't mind, but why are you putting an ad into your fine article? What's the context? I thought it was a Richard Pryor vid or something. This may have cost you Romartus' vote. And Shabidoo didn't laugh at the page? What, he has no soul /runs screaming away from the man with no soul then accidently runs into a Mitt Romney rally screams louder Aleister 11:20 28-5-'12
It's supposed to add to the irony because even the ads are interrupting him. --User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 14:42, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Ok guys, I replaced the iPad ad with something else. Hope it fits you guys now, especially Alesiter. --User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 15:03, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
LOL I liked the iPad ad. I honestly don't think it's as funny without. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:07, 28 May
Aw damn - what should I do? --User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 16:21, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Alright, another replacement. Hope this one finally meets your criteria, guys. --User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3 16:25, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
The ipod add was the only thing in the article that made me smile as it seemed like some random finale to a strange article. It seems even funnier to me that its supposed to be a final interruption, which I didnt get when I read it. If you want to make it clear that anything and everything will inturrupt him, consider adding a small amount of text before or after the ipad video (if you keep it), leaving no doubt that that's how and why the article ends that way. The ipad, is deffinately a redeeming feature of this article IMHO. --User:Shabidoo/sig 17:40, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain.Lost. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 21:58, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. {For§Nom&4} user:PopGoesTheWeasel§PopGoesTheWeasel doesn't even know this is good. Ha! Just needs a couple of minor tweaks, but this page is a f-e-a-t-u-r-e in the universe I live in. Nice work, although it should be featured from mainspace. user:Aleister§'''Aleister''' 19:12 26-5-'12
  2. {For} --{User:Xamralco/sig} 20:41, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. {User:Mattsnow/sig} 00:43, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  4. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}00:44, 27 May 2012
  5. For. Now I will vote for {User:Frosty/sig3} 02:33, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. {User:Funnybony/sig} 08:40, May 27
  7. Was that so hard? Also, I lolled. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}15:43, 27 May
  8. {For} Yep. --{User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3}
  9. {for} Sure why not? I like the pretty pictures. --{User:MasterWangs/Sig} 08:24, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
  10. {For} {User:HauntedUndies/sig2}. 09:20, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
  11. {For}--[[User:GermanPug§GermanPug]] File:Germany Flag 1.png§link=User:GermanPug/Laboratory User talk:GermanPug§'''SPRICH, FREUND!''' 20:25, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  12. {For} "Its all about timing" ;) Its sensical now (imho), and I love the apple add. {User:Shabidoo/sig} 20:31, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  13. {keep§Weak For.} Liked it, but the ending was little bit flat. {user:skinfan13/sig3} 0020 EDT 12 June, 2012

§againstnumber=3 §against= #Namespace. If tis worth featuring, it must first be worth putting in the mainspace. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}21:44, 26 May

  1. Against. Didn't find it totally hilarious, sorry. -{User:RAHB/sig} 04:53, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Per the RAHB. Kinda peters out too much to justify the experimental concept {User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 20:03, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Against. No laughs, no article... {user:sycamore/sig} 22:17, June 7, 2012 (UTC)

§comments=

  • I don't know what's in the last panel, I don't have flash on the laptop. What's on there? user:Aleister§'''Aleister''' 19:31 26-5-'12
  • Comment. I agree with Optimuschris, this should go to the mainspace before it is features. For this reason (although I found it hilarious) I am not voting for until it is mainspaced {User:Frosty/sig3} 23:52, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  • Guys, I've been told to mainspace it so I did. --{User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3} 02:34, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  • Comment. Why the Ipad link? {User:Romartus/sig} 18:45, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  • I nommed it without knowing what the last image is (it just comes out as white space on my computer). What is it, and how does it work into the page? Thanks. user:Aleister§'''Aleister''' 19:55 27-5-'12
  • How is a visitor to the site going to think about this article? I'm not sure that, as it is now, that outsiders will laugh (sorry, but I didn't) ... it seems like a bit of a copy of some other mostly image articles. I think if you add even the tiniest hint of a story line, purpose or concept, then this would be totally helarious and be accesible to visitors to the site. --{User:Shabidoo/sig} 04:02, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
  • Aleister, the last image is a link to an iPhone ad. Hope you don't mind. --{User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3} 09:00, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
It's not my page, so I legally can't mind, but why are you putting an ad into your fine article? What's the context? I thought it was a Richard Pryor vid or something. This may have cost you Romartus' vote. And Shabidoo didn't laugh at the page? What, he has no soul /runs screaming away from the man with no soul then accidently runs into a Mitt Romney rally screams louder user:Aleister§'''Aleister''' 11:20 28-5-'12
It's supposed to add to the irony because even the ads are interrupting him. --{User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3} 14:42, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Ok guys, I replaced the iPad ad with something else. Hope it fits you guys now, especially Alesiter. --{User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3} 15:03, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
LOL I liked the iPad ad. I honestly don't think it's as funny without. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}15:07, 28 May
Aw damn - what should I do? --{User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3} 16:21, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Alright, another replacement. Hope this one finally meets your criteria, guys. --{User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3} 16:25, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
The ipod add was the only thing in the article that made me smile as it seemed like some random finale to a strange article. It seems even funnier to me that its supposed to be a final interruption, which I didnt get when I read it. If you want to make it clear that anything and everything will inturrupt him, consider adding a small amount of text before or after the ipad video (if you keep it), leaving no doubt that that's how and why the article ends that way. The ipad, is deffinately a redeeming feature of this article IMHO. --{User:Shabidoo/sig} 17:40, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
  1. {Abstain}Lost. --{User:Romartus/sig} 21:58, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

}}|stamp=12 June 2012|user=PuppyOnTheRadio|comment=Pictures stronger than words}}{{Votevfh.closed |nr=29|article=Finger Cancer|page=Uncyclopedia:VFH/Finger Cancer|score=12 ( 12 / 0 )s and put a thumbnail with caption around the alligator image. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:48, 5 June 2012

  1. Okay. Thumbnail went miscoded as some point but is now back. What does handedness mean? Does it mean on the left/right side? Or size? --User:Shabidoo/sig 23:08, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
    With handedness I mean left or right. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:25, 5 June 2012
  2. For. GermanPug Germany Flag 1.png SPRICH, FREUND! 11:22, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:17, 8 June, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. Reservations about subject, but well written article. Lantash (talk) 12:53, June 11, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For. User:Frosty/sig3 08:00, June 12, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 10:52, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
againstnumber=0 against= comments=Finger cancer eh? --Ofwgkta (talk) 20:47, June 1, 2012 (UTC)
  • Abstain" Really not sure about this one. The content isn't bad, but it's not good, it's like Vanilla ice cream. What really kills it is the images, they're just massive and intruding. 04:31, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
Paragraph...could you please give me a little more to go on than "it's not good". An example or two or a suggestion would be aprreciated in terms of content so I can improve the article. It was a good idea to reformat the article vis-a-vis images. --User:Shabidoo/sig 19:43, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  • Comment. Not a bad effort, but do remember that cancer is too serious a subject for humor to a lot of folks, especially if you've lost a friend to it. Lantash (talk) 13:05, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
    • Weve all lost people to cancer. Youll either find this funny or youll feel raw after reading this. But the title of the article is clear, its about Cancer, which is warning enough for anyone who doesnt want to read humour about a mortal disease. But yeah, you are very right, a couple friends of mine dont like this article and looked at me funny when I showed it them (but then, a couple other friends laughed out loud). --User:Shabidoo/sig 14:02, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I think I missed the joke, but I can't vote against it because this is well written. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 0141 EDT 12 June, 2012
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§nom={User:Shabidoo/sig} 01:38, May 30, 2012 (UTC) §scoretext= §fornumber=12 §for=# Finger cancer awareness is now more important than ever --{User:Shabidoo/sig} 01:38, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

  1. For. Right after the intro, I knew it was Shabidoo! Great one. {User:Mattsnow/sig} 19:03, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
  2. {For} {User:HauntedUndies/sig2}. 10:01, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
  3. {For} Not Bad. --{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig} 18:42, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. User:ResurrectedSage§RS (User talk:ResurrectedSage§talk) 18:29, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  5. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}21:12, 2 June 2012
  6. For. Would be nice if some links could be added and some minor formatting tweaked however. -{User:RAHB/sig} 04:07, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
    For example? :) --{User:Shabidoo/sig} 11:00, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
    For example, you could add links to finger and cancer. ; ) {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}22:43, 5 June 2012
    I mean as per "formatting". What could be formatted better? --{User:Shabidoo/sig} 22:44, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
    Hmm... Maybe you could vary the handedness of the images some more, remove a couple unneeded {tl§-}s and put a thumbnail with caption around the alligator image. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}22:48, 5 June 2012
    Okay. Thumbnail went miscoded as some point but is now back. What does handedness mean? Does it mean on the left/right side? Or size? --{User:Shabidoo/sig} 23:08, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
    With handedness I mean left or right. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}23:25, 5 June 2012
  7. For. [[User:GermanPug§GermanPug]] File:Germany Flag 1.png§link=User:GermanPug/Laboratory User talk:GermanPug§'''SPRICH, FREUND!''' 11:22, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  8. {For} {User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig§16:17§8§June§2012}
  9. For. Reservations about subject, but well written article. User:Lantash§Lantash (User talk:Lantash§talk) 12:53, June 11, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. {User:Frosty/sig3} 08:00, June 12, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. {User:Romartus/sig} 10:52, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=0 §against= §comments=Finger cancer eh? --User:Ofwgkta§Ofwgkta (User talk:Ofwgkta§talk) 20:47, June 1, 2012 (UTC)

  • Abstain" Really not sure about this one. The content isn't bad, but it's not good, it's like Vanilla ice cream. What really kills it is the images, they're just massive and intruding. User:Paragraph§¶ 04:31, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
Paragraph...could you please give me a little more to go on than "it's not good". An example or two or a suggestion would be aprreciated in terms of content so I can improve the article. It was a good idea to reformat the article vis-a-vis images. --{User:Shabidoo/sig} 19:43, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  • Comment. Not a bad effort, but do remember that cancer is too serious a subject for humor to a lot of folks, especially if you've lost a friend to it. User:Lantash§Lantash (User talk:Lantash§talk) 13:05, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
    • Weve all lost people to cancer. Youll either find this funny or youll feel raw after reading this. But the title of the article is clear, its about Cancer, which is warning enough for anyone who doesnt want to read humour about a mortal disease. But yeah, you are very right, a couple friends of mine dont like this article and looked at me funny when I showed it them (but then, a couple other friends laughed out loud). --{User:Shabidoo/sig} 14:02, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  • {abstain} I think I missed the joke, but I can't vote against it because this is well written. {user:skinfan13/sig3} 0141 EDT 12 June, 2012

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