Uncyclopedia:VFH/Featured

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This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured.

#	Article	Score	Feature date	Closed by	Comment
0.	Five tough life lessons I wouldn't have had to learn if I had listened to Flood by They Might Be Giants (nomination page)	17 ( 18 / 1 )sm=n	31 July 2009sm=d	Mordillo
1.	UnNews:Study reveals 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD; America congratulates teen boys on sexual exploits (nomination page)	16 ( 16 / 0 )sm=n	17 March 2008sm=d	Ljlego	Featured +16
2.	UnBooks:One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged) (nomination page)	11 ( 11 / 0 )sm=n	8 July 2008sm=d	Mordillo
3.	UnNews:Beethoven isn't deaf, he's just ignoring his girlfriend (nomination page)	10.5 ( 10.5 / 0 )sm=n	8 September 2009sm=d	Olipro	Manual FTW
4.	Godzilla vs. Vaginus (nomination page)	12 ( 12 / 0 )sm=n	11 September 2009sm=d	Mordillo
5.	The History of the Atom (nomination page)	13 ( 13 / 0 )sm=n	5 September 2009sm=d	Mordillo
6.	Number Bases (nomination page)	13 ( 13 / 0 )sm=n	6 September 2009sm=d	Mordillo
7.	Mastodon (nomination page)	9 ( 10 / 1 )sm=n	8 September 2009sm=d	Olipro	Lovely.
8.	Isaac The Tank Engine (nomination page)	11.5 ( 13.5 / 2 )sm=n	10 September 2009sm=d	Mordillo	And it's a twist in the plot!
9.	UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Brown and Wikipedia Brown solve the mystery of the missing smugglers and their hidden cave or something (nomination page)	15 ( 19 / 4 )sm=n	11 June 2009sm=d	Todd Lyons	Score +15 (19 For)
10.	Scrub typhus: the geographic distribution of phenotypic and genotypic variants of Orientia tsutsugamushi (nomination page)	14.5 ( 21.5 / 7 )sm=n	27 April 2009sm=d	Modusoperandi
11.	The Men in Blood-Stained Overcoats Who Stay Out of Sight, Waiting For Just the Right Moment (nomination page)	10 ( 19 / 9 )sm=n	5 October 2008sm=d	TheLedBalloon	I know faggot has more votes now, but this had more at the time I should've FA'd it
12.	UnNews:Chuck Norris on secularism: the single greatest threat that America has ever faced (nomination page)	16 ( 16 / 0 )sm=n	6 March 2009sm=d	Mordillo
13.	UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds from cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' (nomination page)	15 ( 16 / 1 )sm=n	8 August 2008sm=d	TheLedBalloon	Featured! Take that, Robin Hood!
14.	UnBooks:So Your Wife Wants To Become A Minister (And Other Solutions To Your Daily Problems) (nomination page)	12 ( 14 / 2 )sm=n	25 January 2009sm=d	RAHB
15.	Threads Of Our Existence: Excerpts From the Secret Writing Journal Of F. Scott Fitzgerald (nomination page)	12 ( 12 / 0 )sm=n	23 April 2008sm=d	Spang
16.	UnNews:Aftershock from Chinese earthquake knocks over American glass of water in "major tragedy" (nomination page)	14.5 ( 16.5 / 2 )sm=n	29 May 2008sm=d	Mordillo	TEH Feature!
17.	UnBooks:The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire (nomination page)	12 ( 13 / 1 )sm=n	13 March 2008sm=d	Thekillerfroggy
18.	In Confidence We Walk: Upton Sinclair's Keynote Speech to the National Writer's Consortium, 1943 (nomination page)	18 ( 18 / 0 )sm=n	1 March 2008sm=d	Mordillo	featured
19.	UnNews:Record percentage of children to dress up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween (nomination page)	19 ( 19 / 0 )sm=n	15 November 2007sm=d	Algorithm
20.	UnNews:Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur (nomination page)	22.5 ( 22.5 / 0 )sm=n	14 October 2007sm=d	Algorithm
21.	UnNews:The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants angry about misrepresentation in movie (nomination page)	15.5 ( 15.5 / 0 )sm=n	23 September 2008sm=d	TheLedBalloon
22.	UnBooks:A Conoisseur's Guide to Dishes on Endangered Species (nomination page)	11.5 ( 11.5 / 0 )sm=n	2 September 2009sm=d	Mordillo
23.	Brooke Shields (nomination page)	14 ( 14 / 0 )sm=n	4 September 2009sm=d	Mordillo
24.	UnBooks:An Authentic Journal of Travelers on the Oregon Trail (nomination page)	16 ( 16 / 0 )sm=n	3 September 2009sm=d	Mordillo
25.	Psyché (nomination page)	12 ( 12 / 0 )sm=n	1 September 2009sm=d	Under user
26.	UnScripts:Pixar: An Introduction for Uncyclopedians (nomination page)	12 ( 13 / 1 )sm=n	30 August 2009sm=d	MrN9000
27.	Quentin Tarantino (nomination page)	11 ( 13 / 2 )sm=n	27 August 2009sm=d	Mordillo
28.	The Dice Man (nomination page)	12 ( 12 / 0 )sm=n	26 August 2009sm=d	Mordillo
29.	Test Match Special (nomination page)	16 ( 16 / 0 )sm=n	16 August 2009sm=d	MrN9000